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00:00Kureto!
00:02Icchaman Grand Prix!
00:12Icchaman is a show where you have to do manzai with other students.
00:17Entering performers will be on stage in pairs.
00:22You will do manzai with your partner's partner.
00:28The first contestant is Shogo from Tokyo Hotel Village.
00:33Oh, Shogo.
00:34Yes.
00:35Shogo.
00:36First of all, we have a judge here.
00:38Yes.
00:39But Kakeru is a little too strong.
00:42His eyes.
00:43Fast.
00:44What?
00:45Fast.
00:46What?
00:47What is this?
00:49What do you think it is?
00:51I'm not sure.
00:52I have never heard of it.
00:53What?
00:54You've never heard of it?
00:55What?
00:56You've never heard of it?
00:57You've never heard of it?
00:58It's kind of a low point.
00:59The top batter is Shogo from Tokyo Hotel Village.
01:00How did the Japan Grand Prix happen?
01:01Well, it's been around since I was in middle school.
01:02What?
01:03You're young.
01:04Really?
01:0529, 30.
01:06I'm 30, so.
01:07What?
01:08I'm 39.
01:09I'm 39, so.
01:10I'm 30, so.
01:11I'm 30, so.
01:12You're still young.
01:13I'm still young.
01:14I'm 30, so.
01:15You're still young.
01:16I'm 30, so.
01:17I'm 30, so.
01:18I'm 30, so.
01:19I'm 30 years old.
01:21You look like an old man.
01:27I'm happy to be on the show.
01:30But I'm married.
01:34I'm worried about how far I can go.
01:37That's not related to your job, is it?
01:39It's legal in my job.
01:42That's not related to your job, is it?
01:45Reiwa, a macho entertainer who won at the Fiziku tournament,
01:49has been watching the show since he was in junior high school.
01:53It's his first time to be on the show.
02:03Hello.
02:05I'm from Tokyo.
02:07Hello.
02:08I'm from Tokyo.
02:10Nice to meet you.
02:14Shogo,
02:15do you want to do a manzai with me?
02:21A manzai?
02:22Yes.
02:24I'll do it.
02:25You'll do it?
02:26I'll do it.
02:28I like the story of Gu Chokipa.
02:31Let's do it.
02:32The story of Gu Chokipa?
02:33Yes.
02:34I got it.
02:35When I was a kid,
02:37I did a manzai called Gu Chokipa.
02:39It's nostalgic.
02:40I did it when I was a kid.
02:41You did it.
02:42Gu Chokipa, Gu Chokipa
02:45What should I make? What should I make?
02:48My right hand is made of paper,
02:50and I use my head
02:52to make a mold.
02:54to make a mold.
02:57I'm in a bad mood because of Gu Chokipa.
03:05It's messed up.
03:06The content is messed up.
03:08Do it again.
03:09Do it again.
03:10What should I make with Gu Chokipa?
03:13What should I make?
03:14My right hand is made of paper,
03:16and my left hand is also made of paper.
03:18Glasses, glasses.
03:22You're a bad-mouthed man.
03:30Stop it.
03:31Mr. Chogu,
03:33you're being too sexy.
03:35I'm getting dizzy.
03:37What?
03:38I'm getting dizzy.
03:39Are you dizzy?
03:40Yes.
03:41You have a lot of muscles.
03:43Because you're working out.
03:44Yes.
03:45Take this off.
03:46I want to see it.
03:47Do you want to see the muscles?
03:48Yes, I do.
03:49Do you want to take it off?
03:50Yes, take it off.
03:51And I want you to pose.
03:54Pose?
03:55Yes.
03:56A physical pose?
03:57Yes, a physical pose.
03:58I'll shout.
03:59Okay.
04:00Show me.
04:02Oh.
04:03It's torn.
04:05It's okay.
04:06It's okay.
04:09Ah, it's big.
04:12There's a lot of fat.
04:13What's big?
04:14It's big.
04:15What's big?
04:16Please cut it off.
04:17What a good way to say it.
04:19Ah, it's getting in.
04:20I have a lot of fat.
04:22What's getting in?
04:23I have a lot of fat.
04:24What's getting in?
04:25Ah, no.
04:28No, no, no!
04:29Ah, he's got a tiny penis in there!
04:34What's going on?
04:36It's not a penis, it's a shoulder.
04:38You feel better when you do manzai with me, right?
04:41I do.
04:42You feel better than when you do it with Takeru, right?
04:44I do.
04:46Then, let's split up with Takeru and form a team with me.
04:53Okay?
04:54You can't say yes!
04:56Then, I'll go to Aisho and prove it in front of Takeru.
05:01Really?
05:02Let's prove it.
05:03How?
05:04Takeru!
05:05Yes?
05:06Come here.
05:07What?
05:08What?
05:09Let's prove it.
05:10What do you mean?
05:11The three of us?
05:12It's the first time, right?
05:13Let's see who can do it better.
05:16Ah, with me?
05:17Yes.
05:18We have a dating game, right?
05:19Ah, the one we did in Netagee?
05:21Yes.
05:22Let's do that.
05:23You're going to do that?
05:24Yes, I am.
05:25I'm looking forward to today's date.
05:27Me too.
05:28There's ice cream.
05:29Really?
05:30Let's eat it.
05:31Sounds good.
05:32Michiko's looks good too.
05:34It's good.
05:35Give it to me.
05:36Sure.
05:37Here you go.
05:50Damn you, Shaku!
05:53I was about to win!
05:55Wait, wait, wait.
05:57You're going to win.
05:59You're going to win.
06:00That's good.
06:01Take a picture of me.
06:02Take a picture of me.
06:03Take a picture of me.
06:04Take a picture of me.
06:05Let's go now.
06:06Show me your face.
06:08Let's go.
06:09Here we go.
06:10Cheese.
06:11Pasha.
06:12Damn you, Gansha!
06:14Gansha is like this!
06:17I'm serious!
06:18Stop it!
06:19I'm serious!
06:20Stop it!
06:21I was about to win.
06:23You didn't have to do that.
06:24You didn't have to be that rude.
06:28Thank you very much.
06:30He's good.
06:32That was great.
06:33What is this?
06:35It's our first time on this show together.
06:38It was good, right?
06:39Yeah, it was good.
06:40He was very good.
06:41Yeah, he was great.
06:42He has a good way of saying things.
06:44He's getting out of hand.
06:48I can do better than him.
06:49Of course.
06:50I can do it.
06:50I can do the three-person manzai with this.
06:53With Matsui-san?
06:54Yes.
06:55You can do it.
06:56I want to see it.
06:57I want to see it.
06:58It's very interesting.
06:59I like the feeling of covering it.
07:00You were about to do it, right?
07:01It's the best.
07:02I don't want my Tsukkomi to be covered with cookies.
07:06The next contestant is Otsuru Hibaru from Mamataruto.
07:13That's good.
07:14She's good at speaking.
07:15She's good at speaking.
07:16She's good at speaking.
07:17She's good at speaking.
07:18She's good at speaking.
07:20Amazing.
07:23There is no need for praise.
07:25You're really good.
07:26This was just perfect.
07:27It was perfect.
07:28Of course.
07:28The next contestant is Otsuru Himami from Mamataruto, who was last year's M-1 finalist.
07:34I wonder what kind of opinion out of Osru is that he really likes to court people.
07:38That's right.
07:39I have been to many stores.
07:44What kind of stores?
07:44Matto stores.
07:46Matto stores.
07:47What's really exciting about this is that I put the girl on top of the mat and when I go into the water, the mat rises up to the point where I feel like I'm in a cave.
07:59It rises to the level of the sea.
08:01That's amazing.
08:03That's what's exciting about it.
08:05That's good.
08:07It's exciting.
08:09He is 190kg.
08:11This man is rampaging in the show race.
08:14What kind of Ichaman will he show us?
08:24Hello.
08:28I'm Mamadou.
08:30Nice to meet you.
08:35You've grown so much!
08:40I'm sorry.
08:42You've grown so much just by looking at me?
08:46No.
08:48I'm sorry. I'm just living a busy life.
08:50What?
08:51You're not supposed to look at me.
08:53I'm sorry.
08:55I'm sorry.
08:57I'm sorry.
08:59You're amazing.
09:01Show me your usual pose.
09:03Show me your usual pose.
09:06I'm sorry.
09:08I'm sorry.
09:10I'm sorry.
09:12You're cute.
09:14I'm sorry.
09:23How much do you weigh?
09:26I'm 190kg.
09:29Don't you feel small when you take a bath at home?
09:33That's right.
09:34I feel small when I take a bath at home.
09:36So, I want to go to the bathhouse once in a while.
09:38Then, let's go together.
09:40Really?
09:42I'm sorry.
09:44I'm sorry.
09:48I forgot my contact lens.
09:50I couldn't see clearly.
09:52Hey!
09:54Hey!
09:56Hey!
09:58Hey!
10:00Let's take a bath.
10:02Let's take a bath.
10:04Okay.
10:06Take a bath.
10:08Take a bath.
10:10Take a bath.
10:12I took a bath.
10:14I'll take a bath, too.
10:16Can I?
10:18Where?
10:22He is touching his butt a lot.
10:28He is touching his butt a lot.
10:30I'm sorry.
10:32I'm embarrassed.
10:34I'm sorry, too.
10:36I'm sorry.
10:38If you're bored,
10:40I'll show you my Mama Tart.
10:42I'll show you my Mama Tart.
10:44Your Mama Tart?
10:46Where is it?
10:48Find it.
10:50I was just about to.
10:52I was...
10:54You're here...
10:55Pai-gome.
10:56Oh, it was Pai-gome.
11:02We also have sauna.
11:03Oh, sauna.
11:04Let's go into sauna.
11:05Oh, it's sauna.
11:06Right, let's go into sauna.
11:09Hot!
11:13Bottle, bottle.
11:14Let's take a bath.
11:16Hot!
11:20Don't touch me!
11:22Don't touch me!
11:24I'm so annoyed!
11:26Don't touch me!
11:28No! No!
11:30Please don't!
11:32Don't touch me!
11:36What's going on?
11:38I'm filming, but you're so funny!
11:40I love you!
11:42I love you!
11:44I'm so annoyed!
11:46You look happy.
11:48Do you want a bed?
11:50Or a mat?
11:52I'll go with a mat.
11:54What?
11:56Is that how you treat people?
12:00Are you an ace or an M?
12:02I'm an M.
12:04Are you a normal M or a do-M?
12:12I'm a do-M.
12:14Do-M?
12:16Don't touch me!
12:18I'm sorry.
12:20I'm sorry.
12:22I'm sorry.
12:24If you want me to go, please.
12:28I really want you to let me go.
12:32Louder!
12:34Louder!
12:36I, Otsuri Himawari,
12:38want you to let me
12:40go
12:42right now.
12:44All right.
12:46If you want me to go,
12:48do it four times.
12:50Here I go.
12:54Here I go.
12:56Here I go.
12:58Here I go.
13:00Here I go.
13:02Here I go.
13:06Thank you very much.
13:08Thank you very much.
13:10That was good.
13:12It was a good time.
13:14It was a good ending.
13:16I'm sweating.
13:18It was a wonderful
13:20Koshikondoburi.
13:22You had a good face when you hugged her.
13:24Really?
13:26You looked happy.
13:28I'm glad I joined the entertainment industry
13:30because this is
13:32what's going on here.
13:34It's rare.
13:36The next contestant is
13:38TAKANO from KISHI TAKANO.
13:42He has a good speed.
13:44He is good at dancing.
13:52He doesn't talk.
13:54He doesn't talk.
13:56What are you going to do after this?
13:58What?
14:02He doesn't say anything extra.
14:04He is good.
14:10The last contestant is
14:12TAKANO from KISHI TAKANO.
14:14Are you married?
14:16Yes, I'm married.
14:18I see.
14:20Are you his junior?
14:22Yes, I'm his junior.
14:24Is this your job?
14:26Yes, it is.
14:28I'm going to give you a spoiler.
14:30I'm definitely going to quit.
14:32What is this?
14:34I'm going to quit my job
14:36and go on a date with a sexy actress.
14:38I'm going to quit my job
14:40at the opening of the show.
14:42What?
14:44That's amazing.
14:46I was going to be a star
14:48in a variety show.
14:50That's amazing.
14:52I've been doing this show
14:54for 20 years.
14:56I've never left the show.
14:58I see.
15:00That's amazing.
15:02Did you watch the show?
15:04Yes, I did.
15:06Did you win?
15:08Yes, I did.
15:14Raise your hand if you won.
15:16Raise your hand if you won.
15:18It's self-proclaimed.
15:20Reiwa's prank star
15:22is going to be angry today
15:24and tomorrow.
15:26Will he be able to
15:28do it?
15:36Hello.
15:38Hello.
15:40I'm Kishida.
15:42Nice to meet you.
15:44Hello.
15:48Nice to meet you.
15:50Nice to meet you.
15:52Don't fall down while shaking.
15:54It's not romantic.
15:56Mr. Takano
15:58is a prank star.
16:00Yes, he is.
16:02For example,
16:04when he was having sex with his wife,
16:06he was attacked.
16:10And
16:12when he was sleeping,
16:14he was stung by a bee.
16:16That's impossible.
16:20But
16:22Mr. Takano
16:24talks about comedy.
16:26Don't say that.
16:28I heard it from my wife.
16:30Did she say that?
16:32And
16:34when he finished watching
16:36Batman.
16:38Don't say that.
16:40He was licking Batman
16:42and Batman was over.
16:46Mr. Takano,
16:48do you want to have sex with me?
16:50I want to have sex with you.
16:52Let's do it.
16:54Come on.
16:58What's going on?
17:00No, no, no.
17:02No, no, no.
17:04No, no, no.
17:06No, no, no.
17:08No, no, no.
17:10No, no, no.
17:12No, no, no.
17:14No, no, no.
17:16No, no, no.
17:18No, no, no.
17:20No, no, no.
17:22No, no, no.
17:24No, no, no.
17:26Mr. Takano,
17:28you can touch my nipples.
17:30What?
17:32You can prank me.
17:34Really?
17:36What are you looking at?
17:38It hurts.
17:40It was a prank.
17:42Wow.
17:48He stood up.
17:50He stood up.
17:52Really?
17:54He stood up well.
17:56He stood up well.
17:58He stood up well.
18:00How do you feel?
18:02He stood up too much.
18:04I feel sorry for him.
18:08The winner is
18:12SHOGO & MATSUI HINAKO.
18:16SHOGO & MATSUI HINAKO.
18:18Wow.
18:20It was great.
18:22It was great.
18:24It was a great performance.
18:26It was great.
18:28The winner is
18:30TOKYO HOTELSON.
18:32Let's see the winning manzai.
18:34Here we go.
18:36SHOGO & MATSUI HINAKO.
18:38SHOGO & MATSUI HINAKO.
18:40SHOGO & MATSUI HINAKO.
18:42SHOGO & MATSUI HINAKO.
18:44SHOGO & MATSUI HINAKO.
18:46SHOGO & MATSUI HINAKO.
18:48SHOGO & MATSUI HINAKO.
18:50SHOGO & MATSUI HINAKO.
18:52I want to go to India.
18:54Me too.
18:56Can you go with girls?
18:58Let's go together.
19:00Ice cream is on sale.
19:02Let's eat.
19:04It's good.
19:08It's not enough.
19:12I can't melt it yet.
19:14More intense than before.
19:16Look at me.
19:18Look at me.
19:20Look at me.
19:22Look at me.
19:24Look at me.
19:30I want more.
19:32Why are you eating my ice cream?
19:34Give me more.
19:36Please eat more.
19:38I will give you 400 yen.
19:40I will give you 400 yen.
19:42Please eat more.
19:44You are a greedy person.
19:46I'm not greedy.
19:48You are greedy.
19:50You are greedy.
19:52You are greedy.
19:54You are greedy.
19:56You are greedy.
19:58You are greedy.
20:00You are greedy.
20:02You are greedy.
20:04You are greedy.
20:06Next time.
20:08It's 1 out of 4.
20:10It's not a truck.
20:12I don't mean that.
20:14A storm is coming.
20:16A storm is coming.
20:18And.
20:20It's a serious fight.
20:22It's a serious fight.
20:24It's a serious fight.
20:26Next time.
20:58Please look forward to the next time.