千原ジュニアの座王 2025年3月14日 R-1戦士大集結SP!! 最年少王者・友田オレ vs ファイナリスト vs 歴代王者
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00:01Tonight's Zao is...
00:04I hate you
00:09I hate you
00:17In the last R1 Grand Prix, he defeated the youngest champion, Tomoda Oryo
00:24The finalists of this fierce battle have gathered
00:29Kazahara Rion, Lucifer Yoshioka, Chance Oshiro, Matsumoto Kraber
00:36And the three who lost in the semi-finals
00:42I'm Nakajima, a friend of Isono
00:45I'm here to help
00:48The legendary champion, Akira 100%
00:51The comedian, Shinichi, is also here
00:55Zao from Chihara Jr.
00:57R1 Championship Grand Finals Special
01:02Let's begin
01:04Zao, start!
01:12Today's Zao
01:14He's been imitating for over a minute
01:16He's been imitating for over a minute
01:17He's been imitating for over a minute
01:18He's been imitating for over a minute
01:19He's been imitating for over a minute
01:20I hate you
01:24The legendary champion, Akira 100%
01:32He's been imitating for over a minute
01:33The legendary champion, Akira 100%
01:34He's been imitating for over a minute
01:37You're too desperate
01:38You're too desperate
01:43expected
01:47Lucifer, you watch
01:49Uh...
01:51Let's have a match at Matsumoto Club.
01:53Wow!
01:55Amazing!
01:57From the opening match, the veteran R-1 racer is in the lead.
02:01In 4th place, Lucifer Yoshioka vs.
02:03In 6th place, Matsumoto Club.
02:05A match at Matsumoto Club.
02:09Now, the two of you are going to have a match,
02:11but there will be a gunshot.
02:13You will be shot with a gun.
02:15You will be in a cage.
02:17I would like you to say something.
02:19Now, let's start with Lucifer Yoshioka,
02:21who is in the lead.
02:23Here we go.
02:29Yes, it's all right.
02:31This bulletproof Y-shirt
02:33will be delivered
02:35to you for 3,980 yen.
02:39It will never sell.
02:41It's too cheap.
02:43It's not worth it at all.
02:45You're studying too much.
02:47It's not worth it at all.
02:49Now, let's start.
02:51Here is the match at Matsumoto Club.
02:59You sneeze like a gunshot.
03:03Matsumoto World Cup.
03:07The winner is...
03:09Doro.
03:11Doro is a tough opponent.
03:13He is a tough opponent.
03:15He is a tough opponent.
03:17Now, let's start with Lucifer Yoshioka.
03:19Here we go.
03:27It's a little too hard.
03:31It's too hard.
03:33It's super hard.
03:37Now, let's start.
03:41Here is the match at Matsumoto Club.
03:43Here is the match at Matsumoto Club.
03:53I just...
03:55I just...
04:07I just touched his butt.
04:11I just touched his butt.
04:13He is good at acting.
04:15He is good at acting.
04:17The winner is...
04:19The winner is...
04:23Zankou High School.
04:31Both of them were good at acting.
04:33Both of them were good at acting.
04:35But I was surprised.
04:37I was surprised.
04:39I was surprised.
04:41I was surprised.
04:45That's wonderful.
04:47Let's start the music.
05:03Zazie.
05:05Zazie.
05:17I'm gonna go with Shinichi.
05:19I'm gonna go with Shinichi.
05:21He is so weak.
05:23He is so weak.
05:27He is so weak.
05:29He is so strong.
05:31Who will be the true R-1 champion?
05:35Zazie vs. Shinichi
05:37A battle between eternal rivals
05:39A monoboke battle
05:46Kanter will be the judge
05:48This is the final round
05:51The final monoboke
05:56You...
05:58You should be tired!
06:00You should be tired!
06:03Why did you bring me here?
06:06First, Zazie's monoboke
06:09Go ahead
06:14I won't cut you yet
06:19Good
06:20That was good
06:23He might be the champion
06:26He might be the champion
06:28Who will be the true R-1 champion?
06:33That's mine
06:34Use your monoboke
06:36Why is it mine?
06:38No, it's Taz's
06:41It's his monoboke
06:44Akira's monoboke
06:46It's a rare opportunity
06:53That's a lot
06:56What?
06:58Are you okay?
06:59Let's begin
07:01Shinichi's monoboke
07:09Don't use your monoboke like that!
07:14Now, the 2022 R-1 champion is...
07:19I don't know yet
07:21I don't know yet
07:26Kuma-san!
07:27Kuma-san, really!
07:29So, the champion
07:31How was it?
07:34I can finally score
07:36Thank you
07:37After 3 years
07:39Kuma-san, really
07:41I thought I lost as soon as I got the monoboke
07:49Shinichi was sent to the waiting room for the 3rd round
07:54The youngest R-1 champion, Tomoda Ore
07:57And the R-1 champion, Taz
08:06The battle of the new R-1 champion
08:08Tomoda Ore vs. Taz
08:11The monoboke battle
08:16The old man monoboke
08:19The old man apologizes twice in total
08:27I'm sorry
08:28Ah, I'm sorry
08:32The old man apologizes twice
08:35The old man apologizes twice
08:37He's strong
08:38Now, Taz's monoboke
08:43On the way to see the cherry blossoms in the countryside
08:46The moment when the car is the most excited
08:52What should I do?
08:54What should I do?
08:56This is probably the last convenience store
09:01How was it?
09:02How was it?
09:03The winner is...
09:06The winner is...
09:08The winner is...
09:09The winner is...
09:12Tomoda, it was fun
09:14It was fun
09:16Now, Taz
09:18Well, there are a lot of people who are good at monoboke
09:21Dekapiece
09:25Dekapiece
09:27Don't laugh
09:28Dekapiece
09:30There's no one like that
09:31Don't laugh
09:35The R-1 champion has been defeated in the 4th round
09:38The champion of the Jegi Grand Prix, Aquila 100%
09:42The champion of the Jegi Grand Prix, Aquila 100%
09:44Hitomi
09:45No way
09:54Singer vs dancer melodie
10:08I
10:18So they are my ratio mother Senko I could I've percent on a little Tadesuto
10:25Yes, it's a little bit of a you know, but I know but also
10:29Type and I get on my car night. It's a champion. Take a night off. Don't it. I think no
10:35Oh
11:05Oh
11:35The next five rounds, the one Matsumoto Club did not win is...
11:411 minute talk Tomoda Ore
11:45Matsumoto Club, why did you choose Tomoda Ore for 1 minute talk?
11:51I want to crush young people by now
11:55Matsumoto Club, why did you choose Tomoda Ore for 1 minute talk?
11:57The veteran player Matsumoto Club,
11:59will face the youngest player Tomoda Ore
12:021 minute talk, start!
12:06I was on the train and I wanted to pee so badly
12:09I was going to pee after I got to the train station
12:12I was holding it in, and I got to the train station
12:14I was holding it in, and I was peeing
12:19I was holding it in, and I got to the train station
12:22I was going to the train station
12:25and this old man came up to me
12:30and he was so close to me
12:33and he was so close to me
12:40Wow, he was so close
12:44He was so close
12:46Oh, I see.
12:48Now, let's begin.
12:49Tomodaware's One-Minute Talk, start!
12:51One-Minute Talk
12:53The other day, I went to the convenience store,
12:55and there was a line of cashiers.
12:57And in front of me was an old lady, around 70 years old.
13:01And the clerk was a woman in her 20s.
13:03And she was really pretty.
13:04There was a really pretty clerk,
13:06and the old lady said,
13:08You're Cleopatra!
13:12I thought, yeah, she's pretty.
13:14And then the clerk said,
13:16Give it to me.
13:18And I was like, yes.
13:19I didn't understand Cleopatra,
13:21and I probably didn't know her.
13:22And then the old lady said,
13:24Oh, well, your generation doesn't know Cleopatra.
13:28She said it like she was a person who lived in the same era as Cleopatra.
13:33Tomodaware's One-Minute Talk
13:34Oh, that's good.
13:35Both of you are great.
13:37What's the winner of this wonderful talk show?
13:41I'm going first.
13:42Tomodaware's One-Minute Talk
13:44Congratulations!
13:46I was really excited to see what kind of talk Matsumoto-san was going to have.
13:56The 6th round of the Young Championship.
13:59The chance Oshiro didn't get a chance to sit down.
14:02The winner is Zazie!
14:05The 5th place in R-1, chance Oshiro vs.
14:09The true R-1 champion Zazie in 2022.
14:13Apologize for your past mistakes.
14:24At the famous comedy audition that everyone knows about,
14:27If you do a story about a rice cooker gang going crazy with a rice cooker,
14:32The producer said,
14:33What's your purpose?
14:35I'm sorry!
14:42Zazie's Dageza.
14:51I've been an actor for 14 years.
14:56Sometimes,
14:58Pink,
14:59Hot Pants,
15:01Boots,
15:02Hane Seotte,
15:04Flip Gay,
15:06ZAZY,
15:08Zazie,
15:10Huh?
15:12There are times when I'm like that. I'm sorry!
15:19The winner is...
15:22Here!
15:26K.K.!
15:30Let's start the music!
15:45The champions have been defeated one after another.
15:48With a kiss, Akira 100%!
15:51Wow!
15:55In ZAO, Akira 100% vs. Konno Buruma, who takes three consecutive losses.
15:59A kiss battle!
16:01After a kiss, a kiss!
16:07Takeyutaka-san.
16:09Thank you for your hard work today.
16:11Can I have a back-to-back kiss, too?
16:23I want to say something good.
16:27Here we go.
16:29Akira 100%'s kiss!
16:33Yes! I'll do it now!
16:35I'll do it.
16:38I'll do it.
16:44No!
16:46No!
16:48Wait a minute.
16:50I'm being called, so...
16:52I'm being called, so no!
16:56I can't do the story.
17:00It's completely blocked.
17:04The winner is...
17:06Akira 100%!
17:10Wow!
17:12Here we go.
17:14Konno Buruma's kiss!
17:18Magii Shinji-san.
17:20Thank you for your hard work today.
17:25Can I have a back-to-back kiss, too?
17:30No!
17:34Which part of me is getting bigger now?
17:45Taisho-su High School's Akira 100%'s kiss!
18:00Thank you for your hard work today.
18:12If you like someone who doesn't kiss you in the mouth...
18:23The winner is...
18:25Taisho-su High School's...
18:27Akira 100%!
18:37These three are the winners of the semi-finals.
18:42The ones who didn't get to sit down are Matsumoto Club.
18:46Nice!
19:01Juniors!
19:08What's up?
19:09I just came back from the future.
19:13In 2005, R-1 was more popular than M-1!
19:22It's been a long time!
19:24It's been that long?
19:2680 years.
19:28It's been that long?
19:32Matsumoto Club's Kakekomi!
19:35Kakekomi
19:42What's up?
19:43I just went to the bathroom.
19:45I was going to pee.
19:47I peed in my pants.
19:49The man next to me peed in his pants.
19:51My pants and the man's pants.
19:53It was a close call.
19:55A close call?
19:57What's going on?
19:59I'm sorry!
20:01I'm sorry!
20:03It's exactly the same!
20:10No way!
20:12That's amazing!
20:16Let's get started.
20:18It's Zazzy's Kakekomi!
20:22Juniors!
20:29What's up?
20:32I just came back from the future.
20:34In 2004, R-1 was more popular than M-1!
20:39It's been that long?
20:43It's been that long?
20:47Let's get started.
20:49Matsumoto Club's Kakekomi!
20:58What's up?
21:00I said my name and the name of the junior.
21:02I said my name and the name of the junior.
21:04But it's like I just want to drink with the girls.
21:06But it's like I just want to drink with the girls.
21:12I've seen that before.
21:16Don't say it!
21:20Here.
21:26I'm fine, but I still need to work hard.
21:30R-1 Final
21:32R-1 Final
21:34Matsumoto Club vs. Konno Buruma
21:36The winner of the veteran R-1 match is...
21:38The winner of the veteran R-1 match is...
21:44Please flip the card after seeing the opponent.
21:46Please flip the card after seeing the opponent.
21:48Please flip the card after seeing the opponent.
21:58R-1 Final
22:00R-1 Final
22:02Matsumoto Club vs. Konno Buruma
22:04Matsumoto Club vs. Hatsuzao
22:06Matsumoto Club vs. Hatsuzao
22:10Please flip the card after seeing the opponent.
22:12Please flip the card after seeing the opponent.
22:15I see.
22:17He's a little different.
22:19He's a little different.
22:21He's a little different.
22:25Let's start.
22:27First up is Matsumoto Club.
22:29First up is Matsumoto Club.
22:31Please flip the card after seeing the opponent.
22:33Please flip the card after seeing the opponent.
22:45He's amazing.
22:47He's amazing.
22:49He's amazing.
22:51Next up is Konno Buruma.
22:53Next up is Konno Buruma.
22:55Please flip the card after seeing the opponent.
22:57Please flip the card after seeing the opponent.
23:03You...
23:05You're hated by all the female comedians in Nakano.
23:07You're hated by all the female comedians in Nakano.
23:11The winner is...
23:13Who is the winner?
23:15The winner is...
23:17Matsumoto Club vs. Hatsuzao
23:19Matsumoto Club vs. Hatsuzao
23:21Matsumoto Club vs. Hatsuzao
23:23Matsumoto Club vs. Hatsuzao
23:27How do you feel right now?
23:29I didn't think I'd win,
23:31I didn't think I'd win,
23:33so I'm happy about it.
23:35and I'm shocked that
23:37I'm hated by all the female comedians in Nakano.
23:39and I'm shocked that I'm hated by all the female comedians in Nakano.
23:41I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I won't be able to treat you to a drink.
23:48So, Tatsunaga, how was it?
23:51Clean up is the best way to be a pin entertainer!
23:53Big peace!
23:55Wow, that's a big peace!
23:58There's no one like that!
24:00There's definitely no one like that!
24:03Zaoh has come to Budokan!
24:06Zaoh Budokan Live was held the other day!
24:09It was really scary!
24:11There was a heatwave in the city!
24:14The live tickets are on sale!
24:16And special guests!