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00:00KAMAITACHI
00:02Next up is Kamaitachi's first TV show!
00:07Last time, we said that Kamaitachi's show was fun,
00:12but they got really mad at us for raising the bar too high.
00:16It's just fun!
00:18That's right!
00:20We are the voice actors for Biscuit Brothers and Chocolate Planet.
00:24Let's take a look at Kamaitachi's story.
00:28Kamaitachi's Wedding
00:36Wow, look at Kamaitachi.
00:40That's funny.
00:41Kamaitachi's wedding.
00:43I don't think you've seen a wedding like that.
00:46No, I haven't.
00:47I've never seen one.
00:50Wow.
00:51There are a lot of faces.
00:54That's true.
00:58We don't really have a wedding scene.
01:00I see.
01:03When I get married, I have to do everything by myself.
01:06I see.
01:07I have to do everything by myself.
01:11But he looks like he's having a great time.
01:14Do people call you Mogu-ko?
01:16I don't really put on makeup.
01:19He's acting like he doesn't have any nails.
01:25Can I say something?
01:28Sure.
01:33I'm a man.
01:36I see.
01:37That's what he meant.
01:40But he's brave enough to say that.
01:42That's amazing.
01:44He's so brave.
01:46He's so brave.
01:47He's like a man dressed as a woman.
01:49I see.
01:51He's very brave.
01:52He's very brave.
01:54If he really showed up, I wouldn't have said anything.
01:57He's like a man.
02:00He's very brave.
02:03I want to see him.
02:04I want to see him.
02:06He's a man.
02:09I'm sorry.
02:10I can't say it for 3 hours.
02:12I've been waiting for that.
02:13I'm sorry.
02:14Listen to me.
02:18What's that sound?
02:20I want the data of the company you work for.
02:23He changed his mind.
02:24He changed his mind.
02:27Can you get the data from this computer?
02:30Data?
02:32The IP system you're developing.
02:35If it's completed, you'll be in trouble.
02:37I wonder what will happen if he can do it himself.
02:40I understand.
02:42But he's a man.
02:47That's the only thing I don't understand.
02:50Why did a man come here?
02:53Isn't the way he contacted you wrong?
02:57Listen to me.
02:59That's enough.
03:01That's enough.
03:02I'm having fun.
03:04I came here to make sure that they haven't contacted you yet.
03:11Can you see what I'm talking about?
03:13Yes, I can.
03:14But...
03:19I can't see his face.
03:21I don't know what he's talking about.
03:24Are there any strange calls or mysterious events?
03:27This is it.
03:28I don't know.
03:33I don't know why.
03:35I don't know why he's dressed as a man pretending to be a woman.
03:40I'll borrow your computer.
03:42I'll use PowerPo to explain.
03:48Can you take a look at this?
03:51Wow.
03:53You can understand so far, right?
03:55Dragon Mafia and San-no-kai are aiming at this.
04:01I think the bad organization is aiming at this.
04:05Your organization is trying to stop Nottori.
04:09I can understand so far.
04:10The place you chose is...
04:14Omiyai.
04:17I can still understand 100%.
04:20But what I really don't understand is...
04:21What I really don't understand is...
04:23The one who was dispatched...
04:26pretended to be a woman.
04:30What is this?
04:31It's funny.
04:33It's ridiculous.
04:34If you ask me what it is...
04:36What is this?
04:39What is this?
04:42I think it's better to be a woman.
04:48I don't understand.
04:49If you ask me what it is, I can understand 100%.
04:51But I don't understand.
04:53Even if I say 100%.
04:55What I really want to say is...
04:59If I'm found out, I'll be a man.
05:03I don't understand the meaning of being a woman.
05:06Because I was found out.
05:08I don't care if I go back.
05:10There is no woman.
05:11I'm not convinced at all.
05:13Even if I use PowerPo.
05:15I don't understand.
05:16What is this?
05:19What is this?
05:21Who will pay for this store?
05:26Listen to me.
05:28I don't care.
05:30You...
05:31The San-no-kai and the Dragon Mafia...
05:33They are the kind of people who shoot in the city.
05:36Can you hear me?
05:37If they find out that you and I are in contact, they will definitely shoot.
05:41In order to protect you.
05:43This was the best way.
05:44In order not to be found out by them.
05:47I took this method.
05:49I don't understand.
05:53I was found out.
05:55I'm going to dress like that.
06:00This is a great development.
06:02This is a great development.
06:04This is a great development.
06:05You are a man.
06:07You are a man.
06:09Here is the question.
06:10Here is the question.
06:12How many times have I gone through this line of sight?
06:19Do you want to die?
06:22Do you want to die?
06:23Do you want to die?
06:24Do you want to die?
06:26I'm a woman who doesn't even think about the line of sight.
06:37You are a man.
06:41What is this?
06:43What is this?
06:44What is this?
06:46Why don't you drink?
06:48What is this?
06:50What is this?
06:51What is this joke?
06:53You are drinking vigorously.
06:57Hey.
06:59Are you hurt?
07:01It doesn't matter.
07:03I'm a woman who doesn't even think about the line of sight.
07:11What is this?
07:13What is this?
07:15Where do I pull this?
07:17You are a woman who doesn't even think about the line of sight.
07:19I did it again.
07:20Girl.
07:21Girl.
07:23What is this?
07:25You are laughing all the time.
07:27You are a man.
07:29You are drinking vigorously.
07:32I don't think I can do this anymore.
07:33What is this?
07:35This is a great development.
07:37I can see the Soma Island.
07:39It's a trend.
07:41There are many opportunities.
07:45J-League was the beginning of soccer.
07:49Who will pay for this?
07:52I was absorbed in watching the K-1 Grand Prix.
07:56You are a man.
07:57You are a man.
07:58I bought this with the money I earned by working part-time.
08:02It's a wallet chain with skulls.
08:05You are a man.
08:06You are a man.
08:09Soma Island is a man.
08:18It's interesting.
08:21I don't want to say it, but there was a simple mistake.
08:25There was.
08:28I am a woman who doesn't even think about the line of sight.
08:32You are a man.
08:36You were making an editing point.
08:39There was a scene where I went to the editing point.
08:43What do you think about that?
08:45You are right.
08:48There was.
08:49Really.
08:50I was about to finish.
08:53What do you think about that?
08:55It's just like the script.
08:56You are lying.
08:58You are lying.
08:59I'm Hasumi Da-Kyuman.
09:02I'm Rarando.
09:04I'm Chikou Chiyukennitsu.
09:07Let's watch the story of Da-Kyuman.
09:12This is Da-Kyuman.
09:14Don't do that.
09:16Are you all students?
09:17Yes, we are all students.
09:19It's a scary atmosphere.
09:22Do you have a relationship in the team?
09:24Not yet.
09:26He is the best.
09:27Everyone has gone through it.
09:30You are a funny person.
09:32You are a funny person.
09:35You are also funny.
09:39You are smart.
09:40Let's say it together.
09:42We are probably the same.
09:45We are the same.
09:48Why did you become like this?
09:50I wanted to be like this.
09:52You wanted to be like this.
09:53Hasumi did this.
09:55No, this is scary.
09:58I'm glad.
09:59I wanted to do it once.
10:02He also did gravure.
10:05Sexy Kyuman.
10:06Sexy Kyuman.
10:08It's good.
10:09If I did gravure, it would be over.
10:12Why didn't you stop him?
10:13I didn't know anything.
10:16Female entertainers are doing gravure from the beginning.
10:20From the beginning?
10:21From the beginning to the end.
10:24I don't know what the beginning is.
10:26Have you ever received an offer?
10:28Unfortunately, I haven't received an offer yet.
10:31I'm scared.
10:32I want you to take it off.
10:34I want you to take it off.
10:35It's rare.
10:37I don't want to do it.
10:38It's rare.
10:39I hate it.
10:40I don't want to do it.
10:41I don't want to do it.
10:44It's helpful.
10:45I will buy three copies.
10:47It's for appreciation.
10:48It's for appreciation.
10:49It's a good gift.
10:52When did you come up with this story?
10:55It's a boring interview.
10:57It's a boring interview.
10:59It wasn't embarrassing to give out the stamp in front of TOKYO-033.
11:04It was the second stamp in 2009.
11:06It was 953.
11:08It's amazing.
11:09It's a stamp from a hotel.
11:11It's cute.
11:16It's a shoe.
11:19I can understand that.
11:22I'm always embarrassed.
11:25It's rare.
11:27Why do you care about it?
11:28You should blame me.
11:29Why do you care about it?
11:31It's a good idea.
11:34It's amazing.
11:35It's a handkerchief.
11:36It's a gift.
11:37It's a gift.
11:38It's a gift.
11:39It's a handkerchief.
11:40It's amazing.
11:41It's a good idea.
11:42It's a good idea.
11:44When I did it in a big room, I couldn't see the handkerchief.
11:48So, I told him to spread it out when he took it out.
11:53He held it with both hands and rubbed it.
11:57He rubbed it with both hands and rubbed it.
11:58He rubbed it with both hands and rubbed it.
11:59He rubbed it with both hands and rubbed it.
12:00So, you got angry and made him do it?
12:02No, he did it on his own.
12:04You made him take the responsibility.
12:05No, he did it on his own.
12:09I see.
12:10I won't let you do it.
12:11It's cold.
12:12I'll give you one.
12:14This set is amazing.
12:16This is a good thing about this show.
12:18I want to do this kind of thing.
12:21I know.
12:22I want to do something with a set.
12:24It's amazing.
12:25It's amazing.
12:26It's amazing.
12:27Do you know Fuji Tsuyoi?
12:29Fuji Tsuyoi?
12:30I see.
12:31He makes everything I order.
12:33Is the cake real?
12:34It's real.
12:35Is it real?
12:36It's real.
12:37It's amazing.
12:38I'm grateful.
12:39He touched the cake to see if it was real.
12:41Then, he took off the cream.
12:44He didn't think about when it was real.
12:46I don't like that kind of thinking.
12:51I don't need it.
12:52Hasumi.
12:53Stand up, Hasumi.
12:55Sit down.
12:56It's an expression of standing up.
12:58Hasumi, sit down.
12:59It's an expression of standing up.
13:01Hasumi, sit down.
13:03Isn't it too early?
13:04Isn't it too early?
13:05Isn't it too early?
13:06Is it okay?
13:07You're borrowing it.
13:08I'm not borrowing it.
13:09This style.
13:10It's weird.
13:13All the styles are weird.
13:15It's the worst length.
13:17The hair.
13:18I made a mistake with the bamboo.
13:20It's like living at home.
13:21It's like living at home.
13:22It's like living at home.
13:23I'm doing it with that intention.
13:27I have a debt.
13:28I have a debt.
13:29I'm going to use it.
13:32I polished the fan at home and got 5,000 yen.
13:35I got scratches on the spot.
13:38It's totally like a Gundam.
13:40It's totally like a Gundam.
13:41It's totally like a Gundam.
13:44Everyone has a face.
13:47They're all good at making expressions.
13:50They all do it.
13:53I don't understand.
13:56Other people's group concerts make me feel good.
13:59I remember the lines.
14:00They make me feel good.
14:02I'll never forget it.
14:05It's different when you make it.
14:07It's the same.
14:08The acting and the details.
14:11And then...
14:12He's finally back.
14:16That's nice.
14:17It's like the climax.
14:24They're all so good at singing.
14:26That's nice.
14:27They're all so good.
14:29They're all so good.
14:31More!
14:34That's too much.
14:36That's too much.
14:37They're all so good at singing.
14:38They're all so good at singing.
14:40They're all so good at singing.
14:41They're all so good at singing.
14:44The 8-member contest unit, Da-U-9-Man.
14:48Who are the members of this large group
14:51whose tickets for a solo concert will be sold out?
14:55The 5 members of the contest unit will dig them out.
14:58Contest Digging Talk!
15:04We have Da-U-9-Man with us today.
15:11Isn't it amazing to have 8 members?
15:15The number of members is limited.
15:17That's right.
15:18It's a lot.
15:19It's a lot.
15:20It's a lot.
15:21I'm getting sick of it.
15:23It's a lot.
15:24It's a lot.
15:25How many members are there?
15:27It's decreasing.
15:28It's not increasing.
15:29It's decreasing.
15:30There were 40 members at first.
15:33It was a circle.
15:36Everyone except Hasumi is an actor, right?
15:41That's right.
15:42You don't feel like an entertainer.
15:44That's right.
15:46That's difficult, too.
15:49That's why we're hated.
15:52Hated?
15:53There's a certain number of people who want us to do something.
15:56There are people who say that.
15:58It's tough.
16:00It's like a celebrity fan.
16:02That's right.
16:03It's like filling in the blanks.
16:05Why do you say that?
16:07Why?
16:09When Yoshihara-san gave me a birthday present,
16:12he said,
16:13It was the best way to say it.
16:15It was the best way to say it.
16:16It was the best way to say it.
16:18And when Ihara-kun got angry.
16:20I won't let a crying person go.
16:22I don't usually get angry.
16:24I'm not used to getting angry.
16:26I've said no many times.
16:28Is that so?
16:29You're strict about directing?
16:30I'm particular about the details.
16:34I think it hurts when you throw a lot of leather.
16:38Are you okay?
16:39It hit my face for the first time in the play.
16:43I've never felt the pain.
16:45I felt it when the camera was turning.
16:47It's a lot of metal.
16:50That must have hurt.
16:53Hasumi-kun, you wrote a new story every day when you were in college, right?
16:56I wrote a new story every day.
16:57Every day?
16:58A new story?
16:59I wrote a new story every day.
17:02I wrote a new story in one hour of my solo live.
17:08You did?
17:10It's disgusting.
17:12It's amazing that Iizuka-san is pulling it.
17:14That's amazing.
17:16You don't write at all.
17:20I'm busy.
17:21I'm busy.
17:22Really?
17:23I'm always busy.
17:25You don't write at all.
17:27I'm a zero.
17:28You're a zero.
17:29Why do you say that?
17:31Hasumi-san, who makes stories every day, has something he wants to ask the duo.
17:38How many years ago did you make your favorite story?
17:44It was recently.
17:47Do you like that story?
17:48Yes, I do.
17:50That's good.
17:52That's good.
17:53It was two years ago.
17:54Yes, it was two years ago.
17:55It's a story about a baby.
17:56That's right.
17:58I want to be like that.
18:01That was two years ago.
18:04Do you have a favorite story?
18:08It's a recent manzai.
18:09It's a manzai I've been doing recently.
18:13I like how it's changing and growing.
18:16I see.
18:18I'd like you to tell me a story about content.
18:24It's a manzai.
18:25It's not a manzai.
18:26It's THE CONTENT.
18:28It's THE CONTENT.
18:29It's THE CONTENT.
18:30It's THE CONTENT.
18:31It would be better if you chose from the CONTENT.
18:34I'm sorry.
18:36I'm sorry.
18:37Don't apologize to Simple.
18:38Wake up!
18:41The moon is getting bigger and bigger!
18:42Come closer!
18:43The moon is getting bigger and bigger!
18:45Next Week
18:46A New House
18:47A New House
18:48A New House
18:49A New House
18:50A New House
18:51A New House
18:52A New House
18:53A New House
18:54A New House
18:55A New House
18:56A New House
19:02From now on, Viking and Lalando will record the voice-over.
19:06Let's see the stories of JALJAL.
19:09JALJAL Home Party
19:14Today, I'm filming at my house.
19:17What is that character?
19:19I'm curious about that character.
19:20Where did he get the armor?
19:23He's got a wig like Big Boy.
19:25He's been like, poof, for a long time.
19:28Oh, maybe he was conscious of Big Boy.
19:31Maybe he really was.
19:32No, he wasn't.
19:33He's Big Boy.
19:34I should check with Fukutoku-san.
19:37His collar and legs are weird.
19:41First of all, this is delicious.
19:44His voice is strange.
19:47Salted kelp cabbage.
19:49I sprinkled sesame seeds on the finish.
19:51Let's eat.
19:52Is this the first home party?
19:54It's a party at an izakaya.
19:55It's a party.
19:56I forgot to tell you.
19:57What's wrong?
19:58I don't like sesame seeds.
20:00I'm sorry.
20:00You don't like sesame seeds?
20:02I don't like sesame seeds.
20:03His voice is strange.
20:04I'm sorry.
20:05I told you in advance.
20:06If you have a sesame allergy, don't eat sesame seeds.
20:09I'm really sorry.
20:10But it's okay.
20:11You just need to remove the sesame seeds.
20:13It's difficult to remove the sesame seeds.
20:16You just need to suck on the sesame seeds.
20:18Do I have to suck on the sesame seeds?
20:19You just need to suck on the sesame seeds.
20:21I'll suck on the sesame seeds.
20:23What?
20:24I'll suck on the sesame seeds.
20:30That's a bad sound.
20:32What kind of skill is that?
20:34He is particular about the sound.
20:37The sound of suction.
20:38That's the most interesting sound.
20:39I wonder how he came up with the idea.
20:42I don't know where he got the idea.
20:45Where is the entrance?
20:47If he had taken the sesame seeds first,
20:50why did he dress like this?
20:52That's right.
20:56Did he go to the character?
20:58I don't like it, but I don't like it.
21:01He's wearing a G-SHIRT and a T-SHIRT.
21:03I don't like this fashion.
21:06I don't like the role-up.
21:08I don't like the role-up.
21:10I don't like the boots.
21:12I don't like the new blue.
21:14I don't like the new blue.
21:15I don't like the new blue.
21:17No, that's not what I meant.
21:18Ah!
21:20Do you hate humans?
21:22That's a bad joke.
21:23That's what I said earlier.
21:24Ah!
21:25Sesame allergy.
21:26That's right.
21:27Human sesame seeds are really...
21:30But it's okay.
21:31I just need to suck on the sesame seeds.
21:33Sesame seeds?
21:36I hate that sound.
21:37Wow!
21:45It's a fantasy setting.
21:47If it's called JARUJARU, it'll come in.
21:50I'm starting to see it.
21:51I guess so.
21:52I wonder.
21:54It's funny because it doesn't feel like he's flying too much.
21:58It's time to suck it in.
22:00Chew up!
22:01He's a slippery human.
22:03What's wrong? You don't have an appetite?
22:05I'm sorry. I do.
22:06Ah!
22:07If there was a pile of dust under the TV stand, it would have been a big shock.
22:11This is a very interesting story.
22:13If I were to describe the setting, it would be like an underground comedian in Nakano.
22:17Like T-Dub?
22:18Yes, like T-Dub.
22:20It's like a comedian would do something like that.
22:22Yes, that's right.
22:24The acting would be a bit rough.
22:27But it's a bit realistic, isn't it?
22:30Yes, it is.
22:33He's got a lot of energy.
22:35And he's got a good sense of humor, so he's easy to keep an eye on.
22:38He's eating watermelon!
22:40It's so gross!
22:42Even if it's a kid who doesn't know what's going on,
22:44it's not that bad.
22:46He's easy to keep an eye on.
22:48It's so good!
22:49He's such a weirdo.
22:51He's so young, so I wonder if he's going to die.
22:53He's eating watermelon.
22:55I think he's got a good sense of humor.
23:00It's not just that he's just sucking it up.
23:02His character is complete.
23:05I think that character would be fine.
23:09I think he's got the character of a rescue worker.
23:12I guess he's been rescued.
23:14By the height of his voice, and his role.
23:16I think so.
23:18He's the number five.
23:21If he changes the length of his bamboo, it'll be weird.
23:23That's true.
23:24The rescue worker...
23:25He's got a lot of...
23:26If he's over-sized, he'll be a bit different.
23:28Yes, yes, yes.
23:29I think he's thinking about the details.
23:33He's the one who sucks the sesame seeds.
23:34Yes, yes.
23:35Slowly.
23:37What a bad sound.
23:38It's good.
23:43Just barely.
23:44His pose is good too.
23:45That's true.
23:46Yes, yes, yes.
23:48He's using his left hand to paint.
23:51What is he doing with his left hand?
23:52He's balancing with it.
23:54Like Tokyo Home.
23:56Not a single piece of sesame has fallen.
23:58Eat up.
23:59What was that?
24:00It's a lump of dust under the TV stand.
24:01Stop it!
24:04Now, eat up.
24:06Look at him.
24:07His roots are all white.
24:11His hair is all black.
24:12That's right.
24:13With this,
24:15he doesn't mess with the shape.
24:16He doesn't mess with the shape.
24:18He doesn't mess with the hair.
24:19He doesn't mess with the roots.
24:21He doesn't mess with the black part.
24:23It's coming out.
24:25What is he doing?
24:26Now, eat up.
24:27He's on the bus.
24:28Eat up.
24:29He's amazing.
24:30He's eating with just one piece of sesame.
24:32That's true.
24:33That's amazing.
24:34That's right.
24:35He doesn't care what he eats.
24:36He doesn't care what he eats.
24:37Do you want to look at the starry sky on the balcony?
24:38Why?
24:39Let's look at it.
24:40Let's look at the starry sky together.
24:46He's living in a nice house.
24:48The stars are beautiful.
24:49Right?
24:50You can see a lot of stars.
24:51It's a good lighting.
24:52It's a good lighting at night.
24:54The moon, too.
24:55Right?
24:56Yes.
24:57The moon is beautiful today.
24:58It's a small day today.
25:00It's small.
25:02It looks like sesame.
25:05Do you want to look at it closer?
25:11The use of honorifics and honorifics is good.
25:14That's true.
25:15It's good.
25:16He's good at it.
25:17He's good at it.
25:18He's good at it.
25:24He's used to it.
25:25That's right.
25:26That's right.
25:32He looks like this from the front.
25:35He's moving a lot.
25:36Stop.
25:37Look.
25:38It's disgusting.
25:39Look.
25:40Don't you think the moon is big today?
25:43Yes.
25:44It's low and big.
25:45I'm going to kill you!
25:46No.
25:48I'm going to kill you.
25:52He's good at miming.
25:53He's good at it.
25:54He's good at it.
25:55He's good at it.
25:56He's good at it.
25:57He's good at it.
25:58He's good at it.
26:00He's good at miming even when he's abroad.
26:06That's interesting.
26:08Amazing.
26:11That's amazing.
26:12It's true!
26:14I wonder how he came up with that idea.
26:17I wonder if it was necessary for Fukutoku-san to speak like that.
26:21It's true!
26:22All of it!
26:23What's with that guy?
26:24He's just sitting there!
26:26That's why...
26:27Oh no! Oh no!
26:29All of the Kansai dialects are missing!
26:36From now on, Fukunose will be in charge of
26:39Chūken Ritsu Hachikō and
26:40Rarando no Mesu
26:42and Rarando no Osu.
26:44I'd like to see Idola.
26:46Let's take a look at Chūken Ritsu Hachikō's story.
26:48Here it is.
26:49It's good, isn't it?
26:50It's amazing.
26:53This is a wig.
26:55It's a female role.
26:57If you don't wear a wig, you can't tell if it's a female or not.
27:01She's wearing it.
27:02This hairstyle is called Manishu.
27:04I'm Jige.
27:06Like a lion.
27:07Please make me look like a lion.
27:09It's almost like Al Pacino.
27:11It's cool, isn't it?
27:12The face.
27:13I don't think Z-generation will notice it.
27:15Al Pacino.
27:18Why do female MPs wear colored suits?
27:21I see that a lot.
27:22That's true.
27:23It's a strong claim.
27:25I've never seen a black suit.
27:27That's true. You have to stand out.
27:29I don't want to show my personality there.
27:33We haven't seen the story yet.
27:35Let's talk.
27:36Don't just talk.
27:37Did she tell you that?
27:40I think you don't have to say that to us.
27:46What?
27:47Don't say that.
27:48You can't fool me.
27:50And walk fast.
27:52There are two types of female MPs in real life.
27:54I don't think so.
27:56There are a lot of them.
27:57A strong claim.
27:59A type that doesn't like men.
28:01And a type that doesn't like male MPs.
28:04Don't talk about politics in Fukuosei.
28:10You can't talk about female MPs.
28:12You can't talk about female MPs.
28:14We can't talk about them.
28:16Hashimi and I didn't say anything.
28:19It was awkward.
28:21I don't think it's a good idea to increase the number of female MPs.
28:24I don't think so.
28:26I don't think it's a good idea.
28:28I don't think it's a good idea to increase the number of female MPs.
28:31I don't think he's a politician.
28:33It's weird.
28:35Nagano said he was like a tree.
28:37Like a tree?
28:39I thought a tree was talking.
28:41Nagano's short movie is very interesting.
28:44I'm glad.
28:45I'm glad.
28:46I like it.
28:49It's definitely not us.
28:51He was polished there.
28:53He's good at acting.
28:55He's from there.
28:57Please tell us about the thin guy.
29:00He's cute.
29:02Don't say he's cute.
29:03He's cute.
29:05Don't say he's cute.
29:07He's cute.
29:08Don't look at female MPs like that.
29:10I don't think he's a female MP.
29:12I don't think he's a female MP.
29:14I don't think he's a female MP.
29:15It's a controversy.
29:21I like Matsujun, too.
29:23Matsujun's choice is good.
29:25It's a generation.
29:27It's not Kimutaku.
29:29Matsujun's choice is good.
29:31It's a generation.
29:33Matsujun's face changes.
29:35I said his face changes.
29:37It's a different atmosphere.
29:39I should have said that.
29:43Osaka's MP is Itsujun.
29:45Itsujun.
29:47His face is good.
29:49It's difficult.
29:51It's difficult.
29:53I can't choose.
29:55I don't know.
29:57I don't know.
29:58Do you know what I think?
30:00I know.
30:02I have an image of erotic.
30:04He has his hair up.
30:06I thought he didn't like it.
30:08I thought he didn't like it.
30:10He asks a lot of questions.
30:12It's because he's a Yato.
30:14It's because he's a Yato.
30:16It's dangerous.
30:18Don't do it.
30:20It's dangerous.
30:22It's hot.
30:28It's a good story.
30:30Yeah, it's good.
30:32It's hard to set up a National Assembly speech, but it's a setting I admire.
30:36It's a good atmosphere.
30:38They were all good.
30:40Their expressions were good.
30:44From here on, it's dubbing.
30:46What are you going to do with the dubbing?
30:48It's boring.
30:49Fire Thunder and
30:50The Mermaid.
30:52Now, let's watch the story of Fire Thunder.
30:56I barely made it in time.
30:58It's okay.
31:00Why did you make it in time?
31:02I tried to say it in a nice voice, but it was too different from what I imagined.
31:09I was surprised.
31:11I'm glad.
31:13It's been a long time since I've met Ramama.
31:20It was when I was still in UZUKI.
31:22There was a time like that.
31:24That's right. I'm glad.
31:26I'm glad.
31:28Is there a model for this?
31:33No, there's no specific person.
31:35There are roughly like this.
31:37That's NSC.
31:40But there was one person in each class.
31:43There was.
31:44There was a person who was exactly the same as School JCA.
31:49Are you good at it?
31:50No, I'm not good at it.
31:52There are two people.
31:53I quit.
31:54There are two people.
31:55But it's good that there's no one left.
31:58You can quit right away.
31:59That's right.
32:01There was.
32:02There was Mr. Arai.
32:05He's a little older than me.
32:07There was.
32:08He knows everything.
32:10There was.
32:11It's Nama-chan, isn't it?
32:12It's Nama-chan.
32:13He's about 10 years older than me.
32:15He's about 30 years older than me.
32:16It was like this.
32:17With a skinhead.
32:18He sits in the front.
32:20The details are perfect.
32:22What kind of story are you going to do?
32:24A dark look is good, too.
32:26A parker is good, too.
32:27A parker is good, too.
32:29It's common.
32:33Let's go.
32:34Short story.
32:35Singing audition.
32:39It's not good at all.
32:41Isn't this short story really important?
32:44That's right.
32:45Isn't it pretty difficult?
32:46To be honest, I usually think about it.
32:49When I have time to think about it alone,
32:51I usually think about it.
32:53The first one.
32:54You mean the one you can use.
32:56That's right.
32:57The second one.
32:59I think I'll think about it according to this story.
33:02This is...
33:04R1.
33:05I've never been on R1 with a song audition story.
33:08Really?
33:09Let's do it in two minutes.
33:10Let's do it.
33:11How do you do this?
33:12Let's do it in two minutes.
33:13There are two minutes.
33:14Can you do this?
33:15Can you do this?
33:16Yes, I can.
33:17Akita prefecture is amazing.
33:19It takes a lot of persuasion to do this.
33:21That's right.
33:22So I'm doing it for someone who's been through it.
33:24That's amazing.
33:25Isn't it heavy?
33:28That's good.
33:31Mr. Izuka.
33:33I'm glad to hear Mr. Izuka's voice.
33:36There's also a story that doesn't slip.
33:38Mr. Koteshi can make all the faces round.
33:42A Japanese man and a foreign woman.
33:45It's easy to imagine.
33:47This is a fairy tale.
33:49This is really heavy.
33:51When I was young, there was a story that didn't slip.
33:56I made it from scratch.
33:58Don't make it from scratch.
34:01There's no such a good story.
34:07It's round.
34:08It's round.
34:09It's round.
34:10It's round.
34:11It's round.
34:12There was a strong white face on the left side of Mr. Koteshi.
34:17It was a strong white face.
34:18When I was talking, I thought it was a white face.
34:22I thought it was a white face.
34:24It's a strong white face.
34:25It's small and looks like it's going to fly.
34:28There was a time when it looked like it was going to fly.
34:31Your skin is a little rough.
34:33I'm forcing it now.
34:36That's right.
34:37When I saw it for the first time, I thought you were forcing it.
34:43I knew you were forcing it, but I didn't know you were doing it so hard.
34:47There was a day when you put your tongue on it.
34:49That's right.
34:51The story is over.
34:55I like this story.
34:57It's a very good story.
35:00I don't say much about King of Contos.
35:02It's a little too scary.
35:04I'm really happy to be able to do it here.
35:07I want to see the future of King of Contos.
35:09That's right.
35:12I didn't expect that reversal.
35:15It's not interesting.
35:18It's amazing.
35:20It's hard to come up with a short story that's not interesting.
35:26That's right.
35:27It's not interesting, it's not interesting.
35:31That line was like me at the time.
35:38Really?
35:40I'm like that.
35:41Really?
35:42It's funny.
35:44It hurts a lot.
35:45I've won a lot of awards before.
35:48That's right.
35:49It's about Kuchinioidan's activities.
35:52Kuchinioidan?
35:53Let's make the submission of the script obligatory.
35:55That's right.
35:56BISCUIT BROTHERS
36:00BISCUIT BROTHERS will be in charge of the submission from now on.
36:03It's Chocolate Planet.
36:04Let's take a look at BISCUIT BROTHERS' story.
36:07Let's do it.
36:10What's that?
36:11What's that?
36:12It's not that.
36:13It's a name.
36:16What's this?
36:17I can't believe it.
36:19Is this the real title?
36:21It's either Red Thread or Mamoru and Himekawa.
36:25It's either one.
36:26It's either one.
36:27What do you mean by either one?
36:29It's either one.
36:33Did you do this on your own?
36:34That's right.
36:35Did you release the title at that time?
36:37It was Red Thread at that time.
36:38It was Red Thread at that time.
36:39What about this time?
36:40This time, it's Mamoru and Himekawa.
36:43What's that?
36:44I can see it clearly.
36:47What is this Red Thread?
36:48Did you lose weight?
36:49I used to lose weight.
36:51When you debuted?
36:52Yes.
36:53How fat are you now?
36:57I'm about 40kg.
36:58What?
36:59Yes.
37:02I'm looking at the chorus part.
37:04I see.
37:05It's the chorus part.
37:06It's the chorus part.
37:07What's this?
37:09Yasuda is cool.
37:11Really? Thank you.
37:13Yasuda looks like Sakurai-san.
37:17He looks like Sakurai-san.
37:18He looks like Sakurai-san.
37:20Sakurai-san is listening to this.
37:22Sakurai-san is listening to this.
37:23He's listening to this.
37:24He's listening to this.
37:25He's listening to this.
37:26He's listening to this.
37:27Sakurai-san.
37:28I like you.
37:32Um...
37:33What?
37:34Um...
37:36I put it in my mouth.
37:41I put it in my mouth.
37:45It's a language he doesn't know.
37:46It's hard to understand.
37:47Can you say it faster?
37:48Yes, I can.
37:49Yes, I can.
37:50Really?
37:51He looks like Ozaki Kiyohiko-san.
37:52He looks like Ozaki Kiyohiko-san.
37:53I'm happy.
37:54I'm happy.
38:00He might be watching the family of Ozaki Kiyohiko-san.
38:03He might be watching the family of Ozaki Kiyohiko-san.
38:04He might be watching.
38:06If it's decided,
38:07after school,
38:08we'll see who has the worst breath.
38:10What is this?
38:12I feel sick.
38:14It's okay because they're the same age.
38:18I know.
38:21If one of them is really thin,
38:24they won't develop in love.
38:26It's a good balance.
38:28It's perfect.
38:29It's Sand-san or Bismarck-san.
38:31That's right.
38:32That's right.
38:33That's right.
38:34He's tied with a red string.
38:36It's no good.
38:38I don't think I like him.
38:44It's sad.
38:47Himeka-san,
38:48I came up with a special move.
38:49What?
38:50Two-justice.
38:51Put your lips on each other's lips.
38:53I'm sure he'll come up with something disgusting.
38:55He didn't come up this time.
38:57Which one is disgusting?
39:02He didn't come up this time.
39:03He didn't come up this time.
39:04This time, it's pure.
39:05It's pure.
39:07It's Asadora.
39:08The more pure it is,
39:09the more disgusting it is.
39:11What do you mean?
39:13I think it's a talent.
39:15I'm sorry.
39:16Thank you for your hard work.
39:19He's a thin-legged type.
39:20He's a thin-legged type.
39:21He's a type that doesn't get on your feet.
39:22He's a thin-legged type.
39:23He's the same as Matsuo.
39:24He's a type that gets on your feet.
39:25He's a type that gets on your feet.
39:31He might look like a family of Akebono.
39:35Did he use his ability?
39:38He's strong.
39:39He's pitiful.
39:40He's pitiful.
39:44Himeka-san!
39:46This is bad!
39:47Mouth Justice!
39:49This kiss was close to being cool.
39:53He doesn't go for serious at times like this.
39:55But he was almost there.
39:56He was almost there.
39:59He was there except for the lips.
40:01That's right.
40:02There were some weird parts.
40:04Did he kiss you?
40:06No, I'm sorry.
40:07I'm sorry.
40:11What are you doing?
40:12What are you doing?
40:13What are you doing?
40:17That's gross.
40:18The school was in chaos because of the smell.
40:22The school was in chaos because of the smell.
40:25It's like he's in an electric circuit.
40:29My ability is to reduce my life span by half.
40:31But if I can kiss the person of my destiny,
40:34my life span will be the same.
40:36He's a professor.
40:37That's right.
40:38He's a professor.
40:39That's right.
40:40That's weird.
40:41He's always like that.
40:45That was good.
40:51Should we make it mandatory to submit the script?
40:53That's right.
40:55Let's do that.
40:56We have to do that.
40:57That's right.
40:59There are moments when the world view of a comedy
41:02looks cute or cool even for a moment.
41:07But that didn't happen at all.
41:10Neither of them.
41:16How do you feel about finishing the script?
41:18It's amazing.
41:19I want the editors to help me.
41:22That's right.
41:23If you use that part, it won't stop.
41:25There's a stand there.
41:27If you crouch, you can edit it many times.
41:34Answer properly.
41:35I, Aishii, the science drama starring Haru,
41:38who will narrate the story tonight,
41:40have a past in which I, a female detective
41:42with a momentary memory ability,
41:44can't forget even if I want to.
41:47I will work hard to solve the case
41:49with my friends who have a habit.
41:51It's a completely original detective drama.
41:54The story is about to end.
41:56It airs every Tuesday at 9 p.m.
41:59Please watch it in real time.
42:03So, how was The Conte?
42:06Jaru Jaru is a bit...
42:09I feel like I'm in a dream.
42:11I know.
42:12I remember when I look at the screen.
42:14I remember when I look at the screen.
42:16It's amazing.
42:17Biscuit Brothers should talk to each other after this.
42:20That's right.
42:21Including the staff.
42:23Including the staff.
42:24Why did this happen?
42:27See you next time.
42:29Goodbye.