R-1グランプリ2025 【前半戦】 2025年3月8日
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00:00We'll see you in the next video.
00:30You can't become a pro and win a championship.
00:33I don't think the world is abandoned.
00:35I dreamed that the day would come when I would definitely be rewarded.
00:38The winner is...
00:40Ashiura DJ!
00:53This is where the bad news comes in.
00:56I lost to Stocking.
01:00I'll let you sit down for a while.
01:01I was the one who did it!
01:18The most interesting one is decided.
01:27Who will be the winner of the championship?
01:38Who will be the winner of the championship?
01:49Hino Okumura
01:52Chance Oshiro
01:55Tatsuhara Rion
01:58Hagi no Lizardman
02:01Lucifer Yoshioka
02:04Yoshizumi
02:07Sayaka Niiyama
02:10Tomoda Ore
02:14Matsumoto Club
02:25PING A JAPAN CHAMPIONSHIP
02:28R-1 GRAND PRIX 2025
02:31OPENING
02:42Hello, I'm Hino Okumura, the host of the R-1 GRAND PRIX 2025.
02:48I'm Alice Hirose. Nice to meet you.
02:50Nice to meet you.
02:52Nice to meet you, too.
02:54I'll be your host this year as well.
02:57It's started, but R-1 is still looking for sponsors.
03:02Sponsors?
03:03Yes, sponsors.
03:04You've never been to the pole?
03:06No, no.
03:07R-1 GRAND PRIX is about to start.
03:10You're the judge.
03:11You are.
03:23R-1 GRAND PRIX 2025
03:25R-1 GRAND PRIX 2025
03:31All the songs are different.
03:33If they're over 5,000 yen, it's over 5,000 yen.
03:36I was like, wait a minute.
03:37There are so many monsters.
03:40I'm shaking every time I get to the preliminaries.
03:47I really like R-1.
03:49It's the one I want to be the most.
03:51R-1 GRAND PRIX is where I started being an entertainer.
03:54If I didn't do this, I wouldn't be an entertainer.
03:58I was 50 years old.
04:00R-1 was a dazzling sport.
04:05If I could skate this,
04:08I would feel like an old man.
04:12Let me win.
04:16The two of us didn't do it together.
04:18You can feel it directly in your brain.
04:26I want to win everything.
04:28I'm going to win.
04:29I'm going to win.
04:30I'm going to win.
04:36If I make a mistake, I have to take the blame for it.
04:40I'm nervous.
04:41I'm scared.
04:42No one will come to help me.
04:44I'm happy when people laugh at me.
04:47I think that's what makes me funny.
04:51Everyone is laughing by themselves.
04:56That's cool.
04:57We entertainers are lonely, but we're doing it.
05:05Worrying alone.
05:08Being happy alone.
05:10Getting hurt alone.
05:14Let's do everything alone.
05:35This year, the number of entries was 5511.
05:39It was a fierce battle.
05:41Hirose Arisu, how do you feel about this year's participants?
05:45There are young people in their 3rd year and people in their 35th year.
05:50That's right.
05:51It's a wide range.
05:53Seiya, how do you feel?
05:55I'm sorry I bit my tongue at the beginning.
05:59I'm nervous.
06:00It's our 5th year.
06:04Please watch us warmly.
06:08I'm nervous.
06:10Let me explain the rules.
06:15R-1 Grand Prix 2025.
06:18The first stage is a total of 100 points for each judge.
06:24The top 3 will advance to the final stage.
06:29The person with the most votes will be the 23rd champion.
06:39The top 3 will advance to the final stage.
06:42It was a fierce battle last year.
06:46The winner will receive a prize of 5 million yen and a special program.
06:52This is a big deal.
06:54I'm looking forward to it.
06:56Let's introduce the judges.
07:00These are the 7 judges for this year.
07:08The first judge is Tomonori Jinnai.
07:12The second judge is Tomonori Jinnai.
07:15The third judge is Tomonori Jinnai.
07:23The fifth judge is Bakarism.
07:28The sixth judge is Bakarism.
07:33The seventh judge is Bakarism.
07:39The eighth judge is Tomonori Jinnai.
07:49The ninth judge is Tomonori Jinnai.
07:56The tenth judge is Tomonori Jinnai.
08:02The eleventh judge is Tomonori Jinnai.
08:08The final judge is Tomonori Jinnai.
08:13The second judge is Tomonori Jinnai.
08:21The ninth judge is Tomonori Jinnai.
08:30The seventh judge is Tomonori Jinnai.
08:36Now, he is the most popular comedian in the theater.
08:40Kazuyuki Sakuma.
08:47He is the youngest champion in R-1 history.
08:51He is the most respected comedian in R-1 history.
08:53He is the youngest champion in R-1 history.
08:57Master of Hollywood Zako.
09:07He's gone.
09:10The judges will judge him.
09:16Walk slowly.
09:18Mr. Jinnai, you are the 7th judge of this year.
09:22How do you like the tournament?
09:23I think it's a great life.
09:26And, we are the 7th, so our popularity is distributed.
09:30It's good.
09:31Thank you very much, Mr. Toshii.
09:32Also, Soshinaga has recently been selected as the judge for the Kansai Manzai,
09:38so it's very hard to do it.
09:41It's because of the influence.
09:42It's because of the influence.
09:43Don't worry about it.
09:44You don't have to worry about it.
09:45We have our own criteria.
09:46Now, we have a new judge.
09:48Tomochika-san, please.
09:49Yes, please.
09:50Please.
09:53Now, Tomochika-san, how is it?
09:55It's been four years since I've sat in the judge's seat.
09:58The competition is getting bigger,
10:00and the stage is thicker than before,
10:04so I'm a little more nervous.
10:06But I'd like to see you like this today.
10:09Like this?
10:10What do you mean?
10:11It's hard to see.
10:12It's hard to see.
10:15Now, the champion of 2011,
10:17Takuma-san, thank you.
10:23How do you feel about being the first judge?
10:25It's been 14 years since I've been here,
10:28so I'm very happy.
10:29It's my first time being a judge, so I'm very nervous,
10:32but I've been making jokes for 14 years,
10:35so I'll do my best to be a good judge.
10:38And now, I'm going to put on my glasses.
10:42You're going to put on your glasses.
10:43My vision has gotten worse recently,
10:45so I thought I'd look better with my glasses on.
10:48I have to say this,
10:49but sometimes I get pulled by the camera.
10:51That's right.
10:52I think it's a waste to feel like you're wearing glasses when you're watching a joke.
10:56That's right.
10:59It doesn't matter, but I'm going to put on my glasses and watch.
11:02I said that because I want you to focus on the joke.
11:04I understand. Thank you.
11:06Everyone, thank you for being the judges.
11:10Now, the first stage of the GM RATO is about to start.
11:22The first stage of the GM RATO is about to start.
11:30First stage!
11:36R-1 Grand Prix 2025.
11:38First of all, it's the first stage where nine to three people will win.
11:41The top batter is this person.
11:44R-1 Grand Prix 2025.
11:50The two R-1 champions are from SMA.
11:53The two R-1 champions are from SMA.
11:56I just love this tournament.
11:58I love it so much that I pay to go to the preliminaries.
12:01I don't think there's anything cooler than doing something fun by yourself.
12:06He's not just a theater actor.
12:08He's also the greatest weapon that he's polished in his professional wrestling career.
12:12And that is...
12:15I think he'll be able to win if he can do it in four minutes.
12:18I'll do my best to talk, so please listen to me.
12:21I'll do my best to talk, so please listen to me.
12:23He'll be aiming for the top with a powerful speech control.
12:30Okumura Hino.
12:35Now, let's start the interview.
12:37Once again, I'm Okumura, the president.
12:39I'm sure you've already checked it out.
12:41My company is an IT venture company founded by me, Tanaka, Kobayashi, and three of my college friends.
12:48We mainly develop virus-prevention security software.
12:51Thank you for applying to a small company with only three people.
12:55Now, let's get started.
12:57Aizawa Himeka.
12:59She's in the engineering department.
13:00We're all in the engineering department.
13:02Ms. Engineering.
13:04Wow, she's in the engineering department.
13:07She's cute, isn't she?
13:09People often say that she's cute.
13:11I knew it.
13:12Aizawa-san.
13:13I'm sorry.
13:15I'm sorry.
13:17Well, as I said earlier, my company is a venture company founded by three men.
13:22We've been through all the hard and painful things with just the three of us.
13:26If there's a cute girl like you in there,
13:28we're going to...
13:30mess it up.
13:33You can tell by looking at me that I don't understand.
13:35Tanaka and Kobayashi are on both sides of me.
13:37They're so unfamiliar with women,
13:39they've been so shy, they haven't said a word.
13:43Me?
13:44Unlike these two,
13:46I have an older sister and a younger sister.
13:49So, anyway, this time...
13:51No, it's just self-promotion.
13:53I understand. What is it?
13:54I did my best in the circle.
13:56Specifically.
13:57Wow.
13:58That's amazing.
14:00You did your best as the only female member of the railroad circle.
14:04You're that kind of girl!
14:08What?
14:09You're the only female member of the railroad circle.
14:11You're the only female member of the university's engineering club.
14:13And you're the only male employee.
14:14You're a venture company founder.
14:17You're not satisfied yet?
14:21And what's Miss Engineering Club?
14:24You have too few competitors.
14:27Miss Engineering Club is the worst.
14:29No, it's the worst.
14:30Miss Engineering Club is still not good.
14:31If Miss Engineering Club was the top of the university,
14:33the world we live in would be so different,
14:35we wouldn't think of anything.
14:37Miss Engineering Club is the worst
14:39because even we think it's possible.
14:45Miss Engineering Club is a computer virus.
14:48It always comes in and destroys us from the inside.
14:51Get out!
14:52I'm the virus master of this company!
14:56Don't aim for the princess of the venture!
14:59If you look at me, you'll know that's not true.
15:02Okay?
15:03Don't come to the interview with a twin tail!
15:09What are you doing?
15:10And you're sitting like that because it's an interview,
15:13but normally you'd be bowing your head,
15:15blinking your eyes, and talking to people, right?
15:17You're not doing that.
15:18Really? Then bow your head.
15:20Yes, blink your eyes and look at me.
15:23Don't look at me!
15:26Don't look!
15:27Everyone, I'm sorry!
15:29Come here!
15:31No, help me!
15:32Hey, this isn't the time to be nosebleeding!
15:34Hey, this isn't the time to be hyperventilating!
15:38Aizawa-san, I'll say it clearly.
15:42I'll hire you.
15:43I like you.
15:44Will you go out with me?
15:45What is this?
15:46What is this?
15:47It can't be helped, right?
15:48It's the first time I've talked to a woman other than my older sister and mother!
15:53What is this?
15:54No, I remember.
15:55I remember, I remember!
15:56I remember that the person who got her was fired from the company!
15:59That's not relevant now.
16:00Why did she get fired?
16:01The one who said she was fired is the one who got fired.
16:03You quit.
16:04Eh? You're really going to quit?
16:05What?
16:06Wait a minute.
16:07If she's going to quit, why don't we quit together?
16:09The three of us have been working hard together!
16:11No, I get it.
16:12If you're going to quit, I'm going to quit too!
16:15Let's quit together!
16:17This company is over today!
16:19Is that okay?
16:20There's no way that's okay!
16:27I thought it was going to be a mess,
16:29but I didn't think the company would be gone at the time of the interview!
16:35I'm done.
16:36I'm tired.
16:37I'm going home.
16:38Why are you laughing?
16:39The three glasses are crying!
16:42Eh?
16:43You're finally satisfied?
16:45Hey!
16:46You're too scary!
16:52Thank you very much.
16:55Thank you very much.
16:56Judges, please give your scores.
16:59Thank you for your hard work.
17:01Thank you very much.
17:02How was the final stage?
17:03Of course, I was nervous, but I think I did a great job as a top battler.
17:06Ah-cha!
17:07You're good at talking.
17:08You're really good at talking.
17:10You're the one who talks the fastest.
17:12Yes, I am.
17:13I dropped a lot of jokes.
17:15Is that so?
17:16How was it?
17:17Did you get any answers?
17:19Yes.
17:20The audience was very warm.
17:22It was very easy to play.
17:24I think the tournament will be very exciting.
17:27You're good at talking.
17:28Weren't you nervous as a top battler?
17:30I was very nervous.
17:33Seiya was a little bit nervous.
17:35Did you watch the opening?
17:36I'm sorry, I was so nervous that I didn't watch it at all.
17:38You didn't watch it?
17:39I'm glad.
17:40You were nervous at first.
17:41Thank you very much.
17:42I don't think anyone will bite you.
17:44You were nervous.
17:45That's right.
17:46The MC didn't bite you at first.
17:47That's a great calculation.
17:48I see.
17:49It's a monster extermination.
17:50I see.
17:51The R-1 monster was exterminated.
17:53Let's see the results.
17:56What is Hiroo's score?
18:0990 points.
18:1291 points.
18:1589 points.
18:1892 points.
18:2191 points.
18:2489 points.
18:2789 points.
18:29The total score is...
18:33631 points.
18:35The 10th place is...
18:42The current 1st place.
18:44Thank you very much.
18:45I see.
18:49Let's hear it.
18:50How was it, Mr. Koyama?
18:51Well, I'm a finalist, so I have a lot of respect for him.
18:55But when I saw Akari, I thought she was a bad person.
18:59Oh, that's good.
19:01Is she a bad person?
19:03She looks serious and doesn't look like she's going to laugh.
19:08She's that kind of person.
19:09I thought she'd be okay, but she was just as funny as she looked.
19:14She's a little introverted.
19:15I see.
19:16She's never talked to a girl she's been studying with.
19:18She just kept talking.
19:19I was like, oh, oh, oh.
19:20But in 4 minutes, I could feel it for a long time.
19:24So I thought I'd start with 90 points.
19:27But it was funny, so I gave it 92 points.
19:31It was funny.
19:34How was it, Mr. Bakarizumu?
19:36The story is really well-organized and the dialogue is good.
19:41It's a very easy-to-read story, but it's a little too beautiful.
19:46It's a little wasteful, so I wanted an atmosphere that would break another one at the end.
19:55I think it's a little disappointing.
19:58How was it, Mr. Sakuma?
20:00I talked a lot, and I think I did it in the best condition of Mr. Hiroo Okumura.
20:07I think I was in the best condition.
20:09But somehow, as far as I'm concerned, if you go at that speed, the set is really simple.
20:19I think the burden of the viewer is a little big.
20:26So I thought I'd keep it at 91 points.
20:29I see.
20:30How was it, Mr. Zakushiro?
20:32It's the first time I've seen Sony's office.
20:37It's the first time I've seen it.
20:40The story is good, but I think it's a little less explosive.
20:50To be honest, I wanted it to be more intense.
20:54I see.
20:55Mr. Hiroo Okumura, please wait in the remaining seats.
20:58Thank you very much.
21:03Let's move on to the second person.
21:04Next is this person.
21:11Thank you, Mr. Zakushiro.
21:13Age 50 years old, 35 years of experience, the oldest finalist in history.
21:19I think it's a great surprise.
21:24I feel like I'm dreaming every day.
21:28He's been on R-1 15 times in the past.
21:31But the results didn't shake him.
21:36I think people think it's a little noisy.
21:41I want the world to see that I can stand out.
21:47A man who continued to tickle in the basement will make a big deal of it tonight.
21:55Chance Oshiro
22:00Mr. Stephanie.
22:02What are you doing in my hotel room all of a sudden?
22:05It's been dark lately.
22:07Did something happen?
22:09You're making me laugh.
22:12I'll make the sound of a phone call 10 minutes before the karaoke box.
22:26Next, I'll make the sound of a security buzzer on an elementary school's cell phone.
22:36All right, I'm laughing.
22:39It's not good for a Hollywood actress to be in my hotel room.
22:43Stephanie is the main actress of the movie Titanic.
22:46I'm a middle-aged man.
22:48This is not good.
22:49Please go back to the suite room upstairs.
22:54Calm down.
22:58You're too drunk on my brandy.
23:01Calm down.
23:03You don't have to understand me.
23:08Mr. Stephanie
23:16Excuse me, Mr. Stephanie.
23:26I was a comedian before I entered the real world.
23:31I did it without crying.
23:33A long time ago, I did a talk live with a comedian named Snowman.
23:37I slipped so much that the police came to me.
23:41If I can't shine, I want to make people shine.
23:44That's how I got into the world of lighting.
23:50It's snowing.
23:52Mr. Stephanie, it's snowing.
23:59I'll make the sound of a calf crying while making the face of Yamaneko Iriomote.
24:08What are you doing?
24:11Come here.
24:13Damn it.
24:14Be a man.
24:15I'm Stephanie.
24:16I'm the fuel of love.
24:18Let's go.
24:25Who is it at this time?
24:29It's my brother.
24:33I couldn't help it because I wanted to see you.
24:36What are you waiting for?
24:38Ouch! Ouch!
24:39Linda climbed the pillar of the hotel at 4 o'clock.
24:41What are you doing to my brother?
24:45Stephanie!
24:47Stephanie is dead.
24:55Something yellow came out of my nose.
24:58Something yellow came out of Linda's nose.
25:07I prefer Totoro next to me than Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind.
25:15Come out, black, black.
25:19If you don't come out, I'll dig your eyeballs.
25:23Come out, black, black.
25:27If you don't come out, I'll dig your eyeballs.
25:32Come out, black, black.
26:03Stephanie is laughing like crazy.
26:11Thank you very much.
26:14Judges, please give points.
26:19Alisa, how was it?
26:21I got too into it.
26:24My favorite Ghibli came out.
26:26Chan-san, how was it?
26:29I couldn't help it.
26:33Oh, really?
26:35I wanted to attack.
26:37I didn't want to lose to myself.
26:39I see.
26:40I'm sorry.
26:41You said you were nervous during the qualifier.
26:44The semi-final ended in 3 minutes and 20 seconds.
26:48At 4 o'clock.
26:49A fan of mine said to me,
26:53After the semi-final, Chan-san, you ran too much.
26:57Like music.
26:58You ran too much.
27:00I calmed down slowly.
27:02I calmed down.
27:03You're a fan.
27:04Did you have a talk show with Yukio Toko?
27:08Yes, I did.
27:09It was at the Kinkonkan theater.
27:11What?
27:12Kinkonkan theater.
27:14I slipped too much and the police came.
27:17How did the police come?
27:19I was surprised.
27:21A fan of mine said to me,
27:23There are two dangerous players.
27:25What?
27:26The police came.
27:29Let's see the result.
27:31Chance Oshiro.
27:33The score is...
27:4496 points.
27:4790 points.
27:5095 points.
27:5392 points.
27:5691 points.
27:5993 points.
28:0293 points.
28:04The total score is...
28:08650 points.
28:09He is the winner.
28:16He is the winner.
28:19How was it?
28:20I was only able to win because of my shoes.
28:24Who is the winner?
28:25R1 Grand Prix.
28:27Let's hear from Noda-san.
28:29I don't know what to say.
28:34I just wanted to show off my skills.
28:38It was disgusting.
28:40It was the worst.
28:42It was the best.
28:46How about Tomochika-san?
28:47I was impressed by the two-shot.
28:54He has an aura.
28:58He has been doing this since elementary school.
29:03He has been doing this since elementary school.
29:12How about Jinnai-san?
29:13He is the ultimate player.
29:15He is like a toy.
29:16He is like a toy.
29:21He is extremely funny.
29:28He has a high level of comedy.
29:30He has a high level of comedy.
29:32He has a high level of comedy.
29:35It was fun.
29:36It was fun.
29:37How about you?
29:39I don't know why.
29:41He was trying to show off his skills in the story.
29:45It was great.
29:47And there was a scene where he was just a doll.
29:51It was unbelievable.
29:54It was unbelievable.
29:55But he did it.
29:56But he did it.
29:58Chansoshiro-san is the winner.
30:00Please wait for the rest of the results.
30:02Thank you very much.
30:03Thank you very much.
30:04The winner is Rion Sazahara.
30:11The winner is Rion Sazahara.