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00:00The 4th year of the Keireki Mazuka, Marty!
00:15It's his first time in the preliminaries, and he's making his way to the finals!
00:21The sudden appearance of the Golden Rookie is going to change this tournament!
00:27I don't feel like I've been found out.
00:32I just don't know about it, but I know a lot of interesting crimes.
00:38I'm going to win by doing that.
00:42The youngest finalist is going to aim for the top of the criminal world!
00:49I'm going to win as the youngest!
00:53I'm warning you!
00:54This is weird.
00:58In the revolution!
01:01From Umeda, to the champion!
01:05It's Manzai Lovers!
01:07Marty!
01:15Hello!
01:18I'm Marty!
01:21Thank you!
01:24If you look at this seat, I think...
01:28What is it?
01:29It's a minority.
01:31Look at this seat!
01:33This country is full of adults.
01:36This seat is not everything in Japan.
01:38Today, I'm going to talk about the real reason why Japan is a minority.
01:43I wonder if everyone can understand this.
01:46Isn't that because there are fewer people getting married and fewer children are born?
01:52That's a conspiracy theory to hide the real reason.
01:56Conspiracy theory?
01:57The real reason why Japan is a minority is Kitsania.
02:01Kitsania?
02:03Kitsania is a facility where children experience jobs.
02:06It's a very popular facility.
02:08If you look it up, the number of visitors is increasing.
02:12I see.
02:13With the increasing number of visitors to Kitsania, the number of Japanese children is decreasing.
02:20I see.
02:21At the same time, the population of Mexico is increasing.
02:26Mexico?
02:28What I mean is that the children who go to Kitsania are being taken to Mexico.
02:34That's not true!
02:35That's why the number of Japanese children is decreasing.
02:38You're the conspiracy theorist!
02:41You're the conspiracy theorist. This is the real reason.
02:44No, it's not. First of all, where does Mexico come from?
02:46What do you mean?
02:47The number of people is increasing. Why is it Mexico?
02:51Why is it Mexico?
02:53I'll explain.
02:55There's no reason!
02:56I'll explain.
02:58Okay, as a Mexican, why don't you take Japanese children to Mexico?
03:02That's for them to work hard.
03:04They can't work all of a sudden.
03:06They can work.
03:07What?
03:08They're experiencing jobs.
03:09That's why it's a facility.
03:10Mexican jobs are already experienced.
03:13It's not a facility to experience Mexican jobs.
03:16Have you ever been to a facility like Kitsania?
03:19No, I've never been there.
03:21If you've never been there, you wouldn't know.
03:23Have you ever been there?
03:24If you've ever been there, you wouldn't be here now.
03:26I've never been there!
03:28If you've ever been there, you would be living in Mexico now.
03:30You're an entertainer.
03:31Why are you an entertainer?
03:32You should be saying something like Tacos RR.
03:34What's Tacos RR?
03:37It's a spilling...
03:38It's the same!
03:40Don't say random things.
03:42He's the one who's saying random things.
03:44Where?
03:45Think about it.
03:47If a child wasn't born in the first place,
03:51why is the number of people coming to Kitsania increasing?
03:58Who's coming to Kitsania now?
04:00Isn't that a child of a foreign tourist who's coming to Japan a lot?
04:05You don't let a child experience jobs overseas, do you?
04:08I don't know about that.
04:10Kitsania isn't only in Japan.
04:12Kitsania is in 18 countries around the world.
04:15So even if you don't come all the way to Japan to go to Kitsania,
04:18you can go to Kitsania in each country.
04:21What's wrong?
04:23Are your legs shaking from my counterattack that's about to start?
04:26I'm not shaking!
04:27You're not saying anything back.
04:29Then I'll say it.
04:30Why does a Japanese company do something that's negative for Japan?
04:33Kitsania is not a Japanese company.
04:35Huh?
04:36It was founded in Mexico in 1999.
04:39That's a Mexican company!
04:41I told you I'd explain it to you.
04:44Sorry to keep you waiting.
04:45Who is this guy?
04:46In Mexico, we say,
04:47Stay here, Esmeralda!
04:48Shut up, you!
04:50How am I supposed to take you?
04:51Mexico is so far away!
04:53There are three Kitsanias in Japan,
04:55Tokyo, Hyogo, and Fukuoka.
04:56Tokyo has Tokyo Port,
04:58Hyogo has Kobe Port,
04:59and Fukuoka has Hakata Port,
05:01which is a large port.
05:02Now, what are you taking me to?
05:06A boat.
05:07I'm sorry.
05:08It's starting to look like this!
05:09There's also a large Nagoya Port.
05:12Nagoya Port.
05:13I have an announcement to make.
05:15Kitsania Nagoya is currently under construction.
05:18Stop it!
05:19I'm being erased!
05:22I can't stop talking about Japan.
05:24That's enough.
05:28Thank you very much.
05:30Judges, please enter your scores.
05:34Thank you for your hard work.
05:36How was it?
05:37I was nervous.
05:39I didn't feel that way.
05:41I was only saying the truth.
05:44The Nagoya Port was all true.
05:47Only the truth.
05:48The information was true.
05:49The information was true.
05:50The information was true.
05:51Let's hear from the audience.
05:54How was it?
05:55Yes.
05:56Yes.
05:57This is Marty's seat.
05:59I'm Marty's skinny father.
06:01How was your son's manzai, which you haven't seen in four or five years?
06:05He was the most popular.
06:07I'm sorry.
06:08I'm sorry.
06:09I'm sorry.
06:10Hoso was about to be fooled.
06:13My son.
06:14I was fooled, too.
06:15He was fooled.
06:16That's good.
06:17With a kind smile.
06:19And...
06:21Your friend.
06:22Yes.
06:23Ani.
06:24Ani.
06:25Hoso.
06:26Hoso's brother.
06:28Shinpei's brother.
06:29Shinpei's brother.
06:31Shinpei's brother.
06:32Shinpei's friend's brother.
06:35How was it?
06:36He had a great sense of humor.
06:39He had a great sense of humor.
06:40As expected.
06:41He had a great sense of humor.
06:43Normally, brothers are like this.
06:45Yes.
06:46Normally, they don't make jokes.
06:48It was the best comment.
06:49Thank you very much.
06:50Thank you very much.
06:51Let's move on.
06:52What is Marty's score?
07:0492 points.
07:1088 points.
07:1179 points.
07:1289 points.
07:1390 points.
07:14A total of 438 points.
07:19So...
07:24It's 5 to 5.
07:25The first round is a tie.
07:29That's too bad.
07:30Mr. Kuma.
07:31Yes.
07:32How was it?
07:33I thought it was interesting.
07:36I think he is more likely to make jokes in Mexico.
07:44I think he is more likely to make jokes in Mexico.
07:50I see.
07:51I think he is more likely to make jokes in Mexico.
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10:08I'm sorry.
10:09Thank you very much.
10:11Next, we will have the 3rd stage of the final battle.
10:16After this, the final battle will begin.
10:39If you participate in the final battle, you will get the result.
10:45The 3rd challenge, which I suffered a lot.
10:50I feel like revenge.
10:58I couldn't get recognition.
11:02I will get recognition again.
11:07The goal is to reach the highest level of comedy.
11:12We are the 3rd challenge.
11:153, 2, 1.
11:26Revenge time.
11:28Prove yourself with your style.
11:33Manzai Rappers, Fusuya.
11:42I'm Taniguchi.
11:43I'm Sonaka.
11:44We are Fusuya.
11:45Nice to meet you.
11:47Nice to meet you.
11:50Let's go to a very scary haunted spot.
11:55Last night's dinner, Zosui.
11:57Yesterday's dinner, Zosui.
11:59Today's dinner, Zosui.
12:01Every night, Zosui.
12:08We will go to a haunted spot.
12:11Do you want to go with me?
12:13Yes.
12:16I'm scared.
12:20I'm coming.
12:23I'm coming.
12:26I'm scared.
12:27It's a ghost.
12:31I'm Harimoto.
12:32I'm Jorei.
12:36Are you alone?
12:37Yes, I'm alone.
12:38I'm scared.
12:39I'm coming.
12:40I'm coming.
12:41I'm coming.
12:42Where are you going?
12:43I haven't seen a doctor for 20 years.
12:45What?
12:46A dentist.
12:47A dentist?
12:49A dentist?
12:50A dentist?
12:51A dentist?
12:52A dentist?
12:53A dentist?
12:54A dentist?
12:55A dentist?
12:56A dentist?
12:57A dentist?
12:58A dentist?
12:59Is your wi-fi a decent one?
13:01Is your wi-fi a decent one?
13:02Yes, yes, yes.
13:03I see.
13:04I see.
13:05We'll go in a car.
13:06A car?
13:07Yes, please.
13:08It's a rear-wheel drive car!
13:10What is this?
13:12There are no brakes.
13:13What to do?
13:14Hit it and just stop.
13:15Die!
13:19L
13:20L
13:21L
13:27Hold the direction wheel.
13:28I have a powerful charm, and ghosts are very stimulating.
13:33I don't have a ghost, so I'll prove it to you today.
13:35What are you talking about?
13:36Barley!
13:37Hemingway!
13:38One more!
13:39No way!
13:40Kansai people!
13:41Kanto people!
13:42McDonald's!
13:43McDonald's!
13:44Why?
13:45Why?
13:46Iron pipe!
13:47Iron pipe!
13:48Iron pipe is the same!
13:51Kenichi!
13:52Stop it!
13:53You'll be cursed when you stop it!
13:54Kenichi!
13:55Get out!
13:56You'll be cursed for the rest of your life!
13:58You'll be cursed for the rest of your life!
14:01D-0, C-0, D-0, E!
14:03Go down!
14:04You'll be cursed for the rest of your life!
14:07I'm the big brother of Maiba!
14:09I'm the little brother of Maiba!
14:11Hello!
14:12We are Maiba Maiba!
14:16Kenichi!
14:17D-0, C-0, Utsu-sama!
14:18I see.
14:19Utsu-sama, look!
14:20There are a lot of cards down there!
14:21It's creepy!
14:23Don't touch it!
14:24Koizumi
14:25Koizumi?
14:26Hasuo
14:27Hasuo?
14:28Hatoyama
14:29The Prime Minister is here!
14:32The MPs are here!
14:33The MPs are here!
14:34The MPs are here!
14:36The MPs are here!
14:38The MPs are here!
14:41Kishida
14:42The receiver
14:43The Prime Minister's employees are all here
14:46Oh, no
14:47I don't know how to get out
14:49Someone help me!
14:51My phone's out of reach!
14:52Darn it!
14:53Ditch, ditch, ditch, what is this sound?
14:55Ditch, ditch, ditch, ditch, ditch, something is coming!
14:59Wi-Fi router ditch, no one is coming!
15:01Yes, yes, Wi-Fi!
15:02Yes, I got it!
15:04Oh no!
15:06Oh no!
15:07I took off my kimono!
15:09I took off my pants!
15:11From Hokkaido to Okinawa!
15:13From Hokkaido to Okinawa!
15:14Su-pon-pon!
15:15Traveling around Japan!
15:16Jumping in Nagasaki!
15:21Let's run away!
15:22Wait a minute!
15:23I'm gonna puke!
15:24What are you going to do?
15:25You don't have any paper!
15:27My card!
15:28Your card is useless!
15:29This is the only thing I have!
15:30You'll be cursed!
15:32You'll be cursed after you wipe your butt with your card!
15:34Something is coming!
15:36It's Abeno Seimei!
15:37Abeno Seimei!
15:38Imoji!
15:39No!
15:40Hireji!
15:41No!
15:42Onmyoji!
15:45Abeno Seimei, please help me!
15:46Me too!
15:47Abeno Seimei's butt is filled with the voice of a great man!
15:51Makino loves me!
15:52Hanayori Dango!
15:54Imoji!
15:55No!
15:56Hireji!
15:57No!
15:58Onmyoji!
15:59Onmyoji Tsukasa!
16:00I want to sing!
16:02Onmyoji Tsukasa's butt is filled with the voice of a great man!
16:06Don't give up!
16:07Don't give up!
16:08Don't give up!
16:09Don't give up!
16:10Don't give up!
16:11Don't give up!
16:12Imoji!
16:13No!
16:14Hireji!
16:15No!
16:16That's the most important thing!
16:17That's the most important thing!
16:18That's the most important thing!
16:19Thank you very much!
16:22Thank you very much!
16:23Please enter your tickets!
16:26Well...
16:28You did your best, didn't you?
16:30Well...
16:31Actually, this story has 18 minutes.
16:32No way!
16:33The stamina of an uninhabited island!
16:35Somehow...
16:36We had to prepare it somehow.
16:374 minutes...
16:38Well...
16:39We made a lot of nice jokes.
16:40OK.
16:41But, you know...
16:42I want to see the scene where they make the story the most.
16:46What's OK and what's not OK?
16:49Well...
16:50It was the third time in the finals.
16:52But you did your best, didn't you?
16:54That's right.
16:55It was the third time.
16:56But...
16:57Is this a live broadcast?
16:58Oh, I'm sorry.
16:59I was nervous during the live broadcast.
17:00I was nervous.
17:01I said something I shouldn't have said.
17:02You shouldn't have said that!
17:03I shouldn't have said that!
17:04Ah!
17:05Chinchin train!
17:06It was a close call!
17:07That's enough!
17:08That's enough!
17:09I'm sorry.
17:10You did your best, didn't you?
17:11I'm sorry.
17:12I don't know if there will be a second time.
17:13You...
17:14What should I do?
17:15I have a lot of keys.
17:16Do you have a lot of keys?
17:17I have a lot of keys.
17:18I have a lot of keys.
17:19Do you have a lot of keys?
17:20I have a lot of keys.
17:21Let's start!
17:22Shall we?
17:24What are the scores for Hoosier?
17:26How's it?
17:27Who will be the winner of this match?
17:32The winner of this match is...
17:4193 points, 93 points, 86 points, 93 points, 91 points
17:47A total of 456 points!
17:51He is currently in the first place!
17:55That means...
17:57Usuya is the winner of this final match!
18:04All of a sudden...
18:06All of a sudden...
18:08What were you doing at the end?
18:11Don't be stupid!
18:13There might still be more!
18:15So, Soshinan-san, what do you think?
18:17Well...
18:20He received the most points today,
18:22and I think he's in the first place.
18:25But I think he should receive more points
18:29in this showdown.
18:31I don't know if it's because he wants to go fast
18:35because of all the jokes,
18:38but I'm a little worried that he'll be so excited
18:42that he'll give up on receiving points
18:45because he's obsessed with the loser.
18:48I think he'll be able to get more points
18:51if he can make a joke
18:53that's more like a manzai joke.
18:56And I'm also worried about
18:58how he'll go about
19:00saying things like,
19:02I'm also worried about
19:04how he'll go about saying things like,
19:07Actually,
19:09even though he's saying things like
19:12why can't you smash the videos of the prime minister?
19:15It's a waste of time to just shut him up.
19:18Is that it?
19:20He's showing too much expectation.
19:24I thought he should receive more points.
19:27But Soshinan is the winner today.
19:30That's right.
19:32He did it for 4 and a half minutes,
19:35but if he did it for less than 4 minutes,
19:38he would have received more points.
19:41He's showing too much expectation.
19:44You really surprised me.
19:46I think he's saying the right thing.
19:49He was like, what?
19:51He was like, what?
19:55Mr. Zako.
19:57I feel sympathy for him.
20:00But I think it's a little different
20:02that he's saying too much.
20:04Who said that?
20:06Who said that?
20:08Who said that to the judge?
20:10Who said that?
20:12Mr. Zako is the judge today.
20:14He's showing respect, isn't he?
20:16That's right.
20:18He's not showing respect.
20:20But he did receive points,
20:23so I think he has a point.
20:28If he did it more like a manzai,
20:31he would have received more points.
20:34He jumped a little too far.
20:36He jumped too far.
20:38He was like, what are you talking about?
20:41That's what I'm saying.
20:43He's not in the category of manzai.
20:46He's not in the category of manzai.
20:49He's not in the category of manzai.
20:52He's not in the category of manzai.
20:55So there's a conversation
20:57between you and Mr. Zako
20:59that we can't see.
21:01No one knows the difference.
21:03Mr. Kiyoma.
21:05I really received points,
21:08and I think it was amazing.
21:11But I wonder how he made it.
21:14But I wonder how he made it.
21:17He did it from Gijido,
21:19and then he did it from EG Do Dance.
21:22I don't know what ping pong to ping pong is,
21:25but he did it from Shinrei Spot,
21:28and then he did it from Ototoi no Bangon.
21:31He did it from Ototoi no Bangon.
21:34There are so many O's.
21:37At the beginning,
21:39manzai is the most irrelevant part,
21:41so you can do anything.
21:43But he didn't decide on that.
21:46He said it out loud.
21:48He said he would do it from Ototoi no Bangon.
21:51So, Fusuya is going to the final.
21:54And the third place is...
21:57I'm so frustrated that I lost.
22:00I'm so frustrated that I lost.
22:03I lost to Fusuya's nice manzai,
22:06so I feel better.
22:09Too nice!
22:11Please stop.
22:13I lost to his nice manzai.
22:16Thank you, Fusuya.
22:21This is the last of the first round.
22:24This is the last of the first round.
22:27This is the last of the first round.
22:43This is the last of the first round.
22:45As a member of Shochiku Entertainment,
22:48OPAS decided to go to the final for the first time.
22:52The future that they wish for is...
22:57I want to beat Yoshimoto.
22:59Of course.
23:01I want to be jealous.
23:03I want to be jealous.
23:04I want to be jealous.
23:06If I win the championship,
23:08there will be people from Shochiku.
23:11I want to prove my existence.
23:14Shochiku?
23:15There are people from Shochiku.
23:17Shochiku's qualification will bring a new wave to the manzai world.
23:23YTV's Manzai Newcomer Championship.
23:27I'm Shochiku, and I'm going to win.
23:30I'm going to win.
23:32I'm going to win.
23:33I'm going to win.
23:34I'm going to win.
23:35I'm going to win.
23:37Winning is the proof of existence.
23:39With the power of reincarnation,
23:41you will defeat the other.
23:44Manzai Lovers OPAS 2
23:52Hello.
23:54Hello.
23:55I'm Shinjo and I'm from OPAS 2.
23:57Nice to meet you.
24:01Shinjo is good at talking,
24:03and I'm not good at talking.
24:05I'm Dai-chan.
24:06You shouldn't say you're not good at talking.
24:08I'm not good at it.
24:10I'm not good at it.
24:12Please.
24:13I had a five-day break recently,
24:16so I went on a trip.
24:17A trip?
24:18That's nice.
24:19I have a souvenir for you.
24:20Really?
24:22What is it?
24:23Gotochi's sweets.
24:25And a doll called Mikio.
24:26A doll?
24:27Yes, yes.
24:28It's a special product that's only made in that area.
24:30It's made of wood,
24:32and it's a boy's doll.
24:33I haven't bought it yet,
24:35but I think it's about this big.
24:38Mikio?
24:39Mikio.
24:41I don't need Mikio.
24:44What?
24:45Just give me Gotochi's sweets.
24:47You're not happy?
24:48I'm not happy at all.
24:49But, but,
24:50it's not a girl's doll.
24:51It's a boy's doll.
24:53The way you use the word,
24:54but,
24:55I'm not happy with the doll itself.
24:58Why are you complaining about my souvenir?
25:01If you hadn't given me both,
25:03I would have preferred the sweets.
25:05I did think about the sweets.
25:06But if you eat the sweets,
25:07they'll be gone.
25:08But Mikio will still come back.
25:10What?
25:11Huh?
25:12Huh?
25:13He'll come back?
25:14Yes.
25:15Grandma said,
25:16this doll will still come back.
25:19And I said,
25:20that's a good memory.
25:22Huh?
25:23Where did you go on the trip?
25:25Where was that?
25:26What?
25:27What?
25:28There's a famous campsite in the Hida Mountains.
25:30I was going to camp there.
25:32But I got lost.
25:33I was wondering where to go.
25:34There was a red tunnel in front of me.
25:36I thought,
25:37that was cool.
25:38I went through it.
25:39There was only a skinny dog.
25:40Only a skinny potato.
25:41There was a fat old lady.
25:42What the hell is that?
25:44Only a skinny potato?
25:46I got that old lady to help me.
25:48That's Mikio.
25:49That's a curse.
25:50A curse.
25:51A curse.
25:52It says,
25:53a curse.
25:54That's a curse.
25:55I know what a curse means.
25:57It's a souvenir!
25:59You know,
26:00I got lost in the Hida Mountains.
26:02I went through a red tunnel.
26:04That's a strange place.
26:06It's not a strange place.
26:07There's no sweets from Gotouchi.
26:09The sweets from Gotouchi are suspicious.
26:11What?
26:12It's not a cookie made from a skinny potato.
26:15No, it's not.
26:16What?
26:17It's a tart made from a skinny potato.
26:18That's almost right.
26:19A tart made from a skinny potato?
26:20It's a tart.
26:21That's a curse village.
26:22It's okay.
26:23The Wi-Fi was working.
26:25Where do you trust?
26:26It's okay.
26:27Take it.
26:28I don't want to take it.
26:29Take it.
26:30I don't want to take it.
26:31Why don't you want to take it?
26:32My grandma said,
26:33give it to the monster.
26:35The expiration date of the tart is the monster?
26:37She looked at my eyes,
26:39and said,
26:40after you get this doll,
26:42make sure to give it to the monster.
26:47You're so annoying.
26:48You're so annoying.
26:50I don't think the tart has an expiration date.
26:52That's not possible.
26:54But the doll has an expiration date.
26:56Take it.
26:57How many days has it been?
26:59It's been 4 days.
27:00I went to the village,
27:01got the tart,
27:02took a walk,
27:03and came back,
27:04so it's the 4th day.
27:05Don't get it on the first day.
27:06Why are you spending your time there?
27:09Bring it back right now.
27:11Bring it back.
27:14Which one is it?
27:15Just take it.
27:16If I take it,
27:17I'll be able to meet the monster on the 4th day.
27:18If it's 3 days,
27:19give it to me,
27:20and I'll give it back to you after 3 days.
27:21Why don't you let the tart go?
27:22Are you going to keep giving it to me?
27:24Then I can't take it anymore.
27:26You're amazing.
27:27Like you said,
27:28even if this was a cursed doll,
27:29why didn't you take it
27:30so that my body wouldn't rot?
27:32Why would my body rot?
27:33Because you wouldn't take it.
27:35Because it's a doll.
27:36Mikio.
27:37Are you Mitsuo?
27:38You're saying it like Mitsuo.
27:40I'm not saying it like Mitsuo.
27:41You were saying it just now.
27:42Mitsuo is Hiragana.
27:43Mikio is kanji.
27:44Mikio is kanji?
27:45Grandma used to say,
27:46this doll is
27:47looking,
27:48listening,
27:49and that's why it's called Mikio.
27:50Are you sure?
27:51What's with that disgusting origin?
27:52I don't need it.
27:53Just take the tart.
27:55I don't need that either.
27:56I really want you to try it.
27:57This tart is so good,
27:58it's making me sick.
27:59I've never heard of it.
28:00It's a food record.
28:01It's a treasure.
28:02I've never heard of it.
28:03Grandma used to say,
28:04this one is okay.
28:06That one is out.
28:08Mikio,
28:09go pay for it right now.
28:10I'll do what you say.
28:11Take it.
28:12What about the tart?
28:13I don't need the tart.
28:14Really?
28:15I don't need it.
28:18That's enough.
28:19I don't need anyone.
28:20Thank you for the performance.
28:26Okay, judges,
28:27please give your scores.
28:29Thank you for your performance.
28:34Wow.
28:35How was it?
28:36Well,
28:37it was dazzling.
28:38Dazzling?
28:39It was dazzling.
28:40It was dazzling.
28:41It's dark in Kadoza.
28:42That's not true.
28:43It was dazzling.
28:44Thank you very much.
28:45Shinji, how was it?
28:46I was really nervous.
28:48Oh, really?
28:49I didn't see it.
28:50I was a little surprised
28:51that the bird was so heavy.
28:52That's not true.
28:53I was surprised.
28:54Every member has their own expectations.
28:57Let's hear from the cheering groups.
28:59How was it?
29:00The senior member of Shochiku,
29:02Kazunori Knuckles,
29:03is on stage.
29:04How was it?
29:05It was great.
29:06As far as the judges' scores are concerned,
29:08I'll be the judge of the group.
29:10Shochiku will be the judge!
29:13That's all.
29:14Thank you very much.
29:15It was really passionate cheering.
29:18The seniors' cheering.
29:20It's the first time that Shouichi-kun's team has made it to the finals.
29:24It's the first time, right?
29:25Really?
29:26Really?
29:27Are you serious?
29:28R-r-r-really?
29:30R-r-r-r-really?
29:32R-r-r-r-r-really?
29:34R-r-r-r-r-really?
29:35That's enough!
29:37What are you trying to say?
29:39I lost.
29:40You lost?
29:41You lost the game.
29:42Let's go.
29:44The score for Opus 2 is...
29:50The score for Opus 2 is...
30:0291 points, 91 points, 77 points, 90 points, 90 points.
30:08A total of 439 points.
30:11That means...
30:12They're in 6th place.
30:15The first round is a tie!
30:19But you said you were going to make it low because you're Shouichi-kun.
30:22This time you're Shouichi-kun, so make it high.
30:24I didn't say that!
30:25I didn't make it low because I'm Shouichi-kun.
30:27How was it, Ringo-san?
30:29It was really interesting.
30:31It was so interesting that you could see my facial expressions.
30:34But I think I practiced too much.
30:38I was thinking too much about my opponent's lines.
30:42I was thinking too much about my opponent's lines.
30:45I was curious about that.
30:48I told you to practice twice more.
30:51It was interesting.
30:53How about you, Iwao-san?
30:55I don't know what the souvenir called Mikio is.
31:00I don't know what it is.
31:03I'm getting to know more and more.
31:05I wonder if there are people who can keep up with it and people who can't.
31:12I wonder if it didn't explode that much.
31:16I wonder if there are people who can keep up with it and people who can't.
31:17You don't have to ask me.
31:18You don't have to ask me.
31:20How about you, Soshina-san?
31:21I was good at comedy.
31:23I was good at it.
31:24But I was over 25 seconds.
31:26And I didn't really take it.
31:32I felt the sense of detail.
31:37It was interesting.
31:38Especially the atmosphere of the intro was really good.
31:41I thought I couldn't take it.
31:44But the overall sense of detail wasn't that interesting.
31:50As the end of the show came, the gradation of the sound was great.
31:57The technology was very high.
31:59But the gradation of the sound was very high.
32:00But the gradation of the sound was very high.
32:01But the gradation of the sound was very high.
32:04The reason why Black Mayonnaise is still said to be the legend of bowling is because the gradation of the sound is really high.
32:12If you're going to talk about that golden ratio, you have to do it.
32:15You look like you're good at it.
32:17You don't have to answer that.
32:19It's time for the judges.
32:21I don't know if it's okay to say that.
32:27No, it's not.
32:28It's too popular.
32:30Personally, I liked the way you used the demo in the beginning.
32:38Did you watch the second round?
32:39Of course.
32:40I watched it.
32:41At that time, I said it without hesitation.
32:42I said it as a digression.
32:43But today, I'm saying it after a half-hearted response.
32:47I think it was a bit of a joke about the audience.
32:51I thought it was a waste not to be able to grasp it.
32:54I see.
32:55Shinjo is not bad.
32:57You're reacting to all the comments.
33:01I don't have to be on TV anymore.
33:03Don't say that.
33:06It's okay.
33:07Mr. Soshina said this.
33:10Stop it.
33:11There's nothing in it.
33:14Please stop it.
33:15Please stop arguing.
33:18Thank you very much.
33:25Now, the final battle has been decided.
33:31After this, the final battle of the Mouse Computer Presents YTV Manzai Newcomer Award.
33:40Now, the final battle will be held.
33:48It's a battle of different types.
33:56I'm looking forward to it.
34:03The types are too different.
34:06You're not in the order to speak.
34:09I'm standing here.
34:12After this, the final battle of the Mouse Computer Presents YTV Manzai Newcomer Award.
34:18And last year's champion, Kumae Beteo, will also appear.
34:36Gro!
34:39Gro!
34:43Kumae Beteo!
34:45And so, the winner of YTV Manzai Newcomer Award is Kumae Beteo!
34:57The 4th year in history.
34:58He won the championship for the first time in the history of the tournament.
35:02He's got a great sense of humor.
35:04He's the 13th champion.
35:07He's got a great sense of humor.
35:11Manzai Lover's Special, Kumae Beteo.
35:23Hello.
35:25I'm Kumae Beteo.
35:26Nice to meet you.
35:27Nice to meet you.
35:30I'm glad it was last year.
35:32Yeah, me too.
35:34I'm glad it was last year.
35:37I'm glad it was last year.
35:40There is a place called Shuten no Ojimae Yuhigaoka in Osaka.
35:44Shuten no Ojimae Yuhigaoka?
35:46It's not that famous.
35:48You might not know it.
35:49It's not that famous.
35:52It's in Osaka.
35:55Shuten no Ojimae Yuhigaoka.
35:57It is, but...
35:59If there wasn't a place called Shuten no Ojimae Yuhigaoka...
36:05If there wasn't?
36:07There is, but if there wasn't Shuten no Ojimae Yuhigaoka,
36:15Shuten no Ojimae Yuhigaoka
36:19Shuten no Ojimae Yuhigaoka
36:23Isn't it possible?
36:26Possible?
36:28If there wasn't Shuten no Ojimae Yuhigaoka, isn't it too possible?
36:34There is, right?
36:37There is, but if you ask me if there was Shuten no Ojimae Yuhigaoka,
36:43I don't know.
36:47What are you talking about?
36:49If there wasn't Shuten no Ojimae Yuhigaoka, it's too possible.
36:54What do you mean by that?
36:56Rather than the feeling that there is Shuten no Ojimae Yuhigaoka,
36:59the feeling that there is Shuten no Ojimae Yuhigaoka is more strong,
37:02isn't it?
37:04There is, right?
37:06If there wasn't Shuten no Ojimae Yuhigaoka,
37:07what are you talking about?
37:09Then, Kire Uriwari.
37:11Kire Uriwari.
37:13In Osaka, there is Kire Uriwari.
37:15I know it.
37:16It's written as Yorokobu Ni Tsuranaru.
37:18Kire.
37:19Uri means cucumber.
37:20Uri.
37:21Wari means destructive wave.
37:23Wari.
37:24Kire Uriwari.
37:25It's a rare way of looking at it.
37:26There is definitely Kire Uriwari.
37:28There is.
37:30There is definitely Kire Uriwari.
37:31The reason for this is
37:32if there was no Kire Uriwari,
37:34then Kire Uriwari is
37:36unlikely.
37:37Can you stop that?
37:39If there was no Kire Uriwari,
37:40it's unlikely.
37:41If there wasn't, it's unlikely.
37:42If there was no Kire Uriwari,
37:43it's unlikely,
37:44so does that mean there is definitely Kire Uriwari?
37:46Even if someone had asked me,
37:48even if there weren't,
37:49it's too unlikely,
37:50and there really isn't,
37:51but there is!
37:52And you wouldn't think of it as such.
37:53So, with absolute confidence,
37:55yes, there is Kire Uriwari.
37:57What sort of reason is that?
37:58We have a reason to call it that.
38:00No, that's not it.
38:00We have a reason for the name.
38:01It's so obvious that we don't have it.
38:03That's because we have it.
38:05The name Kirei Uriwari isn't something that comes from nowhere.
38:09What are you talking about?!
38:11Kirei Uriwari isn't something that comes from nowhere.
38:13But how about Shitennojima Yuhigaoka?
38:16How?
38:18It's so obvious that we don't have it.
38:20We're so anxious that we have it.
38:22Absolutely!
38:24We have it!
38:25We have the Shitennojima Yuhigaoka!
38:27Gaso Fujihami
38:29What is it?
38:31Gaso Fujihami?
38:32Gaso is the number of Gaso, and Fuji is the number of Ito
38:34And Hami is the number of Hami
38:37Hami?
38:38Gaso Fujihami
38:39Gaso Fujihami? What is that?
38:41This is the reaction of people who were told that Kirei Uriwari is not in the world of Kirei Uriwari
38:45What did you just do?
38:47Thanks to people who were told that Kirei Uriwari is not in the world of Kirei Uriwari,
38:51Kirei Uriwari is definitely in the world of Kirei Uriwari
38:54With absolute confidence, we will answer
38:56Tell me the purpose!
38:58Gaso Fujihami is the same
39:00Gaso Fujihami is not in this world,
39:02so in the world of Gaso Fujihami,
39:04is there absolutely Gaso Fujihami?
39:06People who were told that have absolute confidence
39:08Yes, there is Gaso Fujihami
39:10You're crazy!
39:11In this world, if there is no Gaso Fujihami,
39:13there is Gaso Fujihari in the world of Gaso Fujihami
39:16Stop with Gaso Fujihami!
39:18But what about Shitennojima and Yuhigawa?
39:22It seems to be in every world,
39:24and it seems to be in this world too
39:26Shut up!
39:27That's enough, thank you very much
39:32Thank you very much
39:33Thank you very much
39:39It's just like you said
39:43It's just like you said
39:44Did you change anything in this short?
39:46Yes, I changed
39:47I was able to quit my part-time job
39:50and now I'm worried if I should join Hulu
39:53That's just right
39:55I joined Netfree and Amapura
39:57Here's another Hulu
39:59I wonder if I should go to Hulu
40:01That's a lot of luxury
40:03I don't know
40:04Please join Hulu on a regular basis
40:06Hulu
40:09Thank you very much
40:11Thank you very much
40:14Now, which combination will follow Kumae Meteor?
40:17YTV Manzai Shinjin Shou Ketteisen
40:21The 14th champion will be decided