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00:00The Next Day
00:03You've done a lot in such a short time.
00:05It's already been 2,806 years.
00:10Oyoi oyoiii.
00:12Teppei-chan.
00:14Teppei-chan.
00:16Thank you very much.
00:19This is it.
00:20This is it.
00:22Is that it?
00:24Well, this is 2,800 years.
00:27The level of this joke is high, to be honest.
00:30What?
00:31The level is high.
00:32But the fact that you said,
00:33Teppei-chan, Teppei-chan,
00:35makes it a big hit.
00:38No, it wasn't like that.
00:40I felt like I was in the way.
00:42It was like that.
00:44That's why I'm always grateful.
00:46What do you think, Otakura?
00:48Well...
00:50Sayaka and Danbira, what do you think?
00:52Well, my partner
00:54is really bad at making jokes.
00:58He's the worst.
01:00Sometimes he says,
01:01the comedians who make jokes
01:03don't make any sense.
01:06What do you think, Sayaka?
01:08Well, I don't have anything to be grateful for.
01:10In the case of Sayaka,
01:13she can't laugh.
01:16Please make her laugh.
01:18Please make her laugh.
01:21The reason why comedians live is because they make jokes.
01:25However,
01:26comedians tend to forget
01:28how to be grateful for their jokes
01:30if they think they're funny.
01:33So,
01:34what happens if a comedian who doesn't know anything
01:36doesn't make a joke?
01:38Let's find out.
01:40Then...
01:41What are you doing?
01:42What?
01:43Disband?
01:44The crisis of disbanding the company?
01:47That's unforgivable!
01:49And then,
01:50a big fight breaks out on the stage.
01:53The artful project that comedians are grateful for.
01:57Queen No.
02:00The first one to be tested is
02:02Sayaka, who is rumored to be a bad joker.
02:04Already?
02:05From the beginning?
02:07What do you think?
02:08What?
02:09There's a shocking solution.
02:10What do you think?
02:12What's going to happen?
02:15I want to play a bad joker,
02:17but if I try to play a joker,
02:18I'll be stopped from the show.
02:21No, no, no.
02:22That's not true.
02:23I want to liven up the atmosphere.
02:25That's not true.
02:26Let's stop here.
02:28That's how realistic it is.
02:30In fact,
02:31what happens if one of you
02:33makes a joke?
02:35To be honest,
02:36even if I make a joke,
02:38I won't talk anymore.
02:40After the show?
02:41Yes.
02:42So, behind the scenes,
02:43I won't say,
02:44hey, you!
02:45I won't make a joke like this.
02:47It's not good to make a joke like this.
02:49That's right.
02:50It's not good to make a joke like this.
02:51That's how realistic it is.
02:53Can you tell us
02:55what happens after the show?
02:57Well,
02:58I'm going to sing a song
03:01and I'm going to sit on the second floor.
03:04I'm going to have a lot of fun.
03:06I'm going to quit being a comedian
03:09and become a singer.
03:11I'm going to say,
03:12hey, you!
03:13How much do you like it?
03:14I'm going to say,
03:15How much do you like it?
03:18Like that.
03:22So, you won't say,
03:23hey, you!
03:24You normally say that.
03:25Be careful.
03:28Ninyama and Ishii,
03:29who are called the special edition,
03:31meet each other
03:32and the verification start.
03:36What will happen
03:37if Ninyama doesn't make a joke?
03:42Come on!
03:44Thank you very much.
03:47I'm Sayaka.
03:48Thank you very much.
03:50I'm working as an entertainer now.
03:52I have a job that I wanted to be.
03:55I wanted to be a singer.
03:57What's that?
03:59I'm a singer.
04:01A singer?
04:03I wanted to be a singer.
04:06Are you talking about Tamori?
04:07No, no.
04:08I'm not talking about a musician.
04:12I'm having a lot of fun right now.
04:16You look like you're having a good time.
04:18What's going to happen? You look like you're having fun.
04:22You're noisy.
04:24You're a terrible singer.
04:26I'm having fun.
04:33The next song is the last song.
04:35The last song?
04:36I'm nervous.
04:38I don't like it.
04:39I want to hear more.
05:01Double seats!
05:05There's no such thing as a double seat.
05:08You're a great singer.
05:10How much do you like it?
05:14You're a great singer.
05:16You're so sweet.
05:19You're a great singer.
05:22You're so good.
05:25You're the best.
05:26Why are you grinning?
05:28Why are you grinning?
05:30What's that face?
05:36You're the best.
05:38What kind of job is this?
05:45You're the best.
05:47He only says the same thing.
05:49You're the best.
05:51You're the best.
05:53What?
05:54You're the best.
05:56You're the best.
05:58You're a great singer.
06:00Right?
06:01Right? You're the best.
06:03He's going to get angry.
06:05Hurry up and remember it.
06:08It's here.
06:16Are you done?
06:17Are you done?
06:18You're a great singer.
06:19Are you done?
06:21Right?
06:22Are you done?
06:24Hurry up and remember it.
06:27Because you're happy.
06:29What do you think?
06:32Right?
06:35Are you done?
06:37I'm scared.
06:39He's in the middle.
06:41He's in the middle of being a great singer.
06:45What?
06:53What?
06:57No.
06:58It's a manzai.
07:00It's not live.
07:04It's a manzai.
07:06Let's connect it at the end.
07:09Second floor.
07:11Second floor.
07:14Wait a minute.
07:16Second floor.
07:20You're the best.
07:22Thank you very much.
07:25What are you doing?
07:27What are you doing?
07:29What are you doing?
07:31You don't usually do that.
07:33You don't usually do that.
07:35You don't usually do that.
07:37What are you doing?
07:39What's wrong with you?
07:44What's wrong with you?
07:51What are you doing?
07:53Disband?
07:55That's the message.
07:56Let's stop manzai.
07:57That's the message.
07:58Let's stop manzai.
07:59It's not just manzai.
08:01It's like Sayaka Moe.
08:05That's the last message.
08:08That's what he always said.
08:11What?
08:14What?
08:15It's too late.
08:18It's too late.
08:22It's too late.
08:24Let's stop manzai.
08:26Let's stop manzai.
08:28It's too late.
08:31They can't stop manzai.
08:33So they have to stop manzai.
08:35So they have to stop manzai.
08:38What are you going to do?
08:40New Year...
08:43You're going to disband 2025?
08:45You're going to disband 2025?
08:47You're going to disband 2025?
08:49You're kidding.
08:53He's going to disband 2025.
08:57How about behind the scene?
08:59You always said you wouldn't talk to each other behind the scene.
09:10You're right.
09:11You wouldn't talk to each other.
09:13You wouldn't talk to each other even if something like this happened.
09:15What if it happens?
09:19You wouldn't talk to each other.
09:21You wouldn't talk to each other.
09:22That's what it is.
09:24But they look like real people.
09:27What do we do?
09:29She's coming.
09:33What do we do?
09:34Sorry.
09:37Let's break up?
09:40Should we call it quits?
09:43We have to stop her.
09:46He's going to break up with her, so he moves her to another room and tells her the story.
09:57Thank you for your hard work.
10:01That's crazy.
10:03What's wrong?
10:05There are good things and bad things.
10:09I think you went a little overboard with the number of minutes.
10:13I don't care.
10:15You don't have to do that.
10:17What are you doing?
10:20It's almost over.
10:22I don't know where the end is.
10:24How can you look like that?
10:26I don't know.
10:27What?
10:28It's obvious that there are bad things between these two.
10:33Don't say bad things.
10:35It's the Kumamoto couple.
10:38What are you talking about?
10:40Are you grateful to Ishii?
10:42If you say Moewa, it's over.
10:45If you don't say it, it'll be like this.
10:47Is this a provocation?
10:49It's a provocation.
10:51So first of all, please be grateful.
10:53Moewa.
10:54Thank you for always saying Moewa and ending the manzai.
10:58Say it seriously.
10:59Thank you for always saying Moewa and ending the manzai.
11:08I want to say it again.
11:11You shouldn't do it with that feeling.
11:14Thank you for saying it again.
11:16I don't thank you for sending me a script for the manzai.
11:19I'm sending you a script.
11:22I'm a little ungrateful.
11:24I agree.
11:25But I feel like I've seen Sayaka's heart.
11:29After it's over.
11:31I haven't seen her for a while.
11:34That's amazing.
11:36You usually say this.
11:38Sayaka is the real thing.
11:41I thought so.
11:42The disbandment is real.
11:44I thought so.
11:46It's finally here.
11:48There's a fear.
11:50Finally, today.
11:52X-Day.
11:54Next is M-1 finalist Danbiramucho.
11:58Danbiramucho is also ungrateful.
12:00That's right.
12:02I think it's okay to just say it.
12:06That's amazing.
12:08Basically, I'm the type of person who makes fun of my partner.
12:13What do you think will happen if you don't say it?
12:16I think he'll say,
12:18Thank you for letting me finish because I'm flying.
12:21I think he'll end it right away.
12:23That's what you said earlier.
12:26You won't forgive him for that.
12:28This is very difficult.
12:31You don't have to say it.
12:33It's too scary.
12:35It's difficult.
12:37It's very difficult.
12:39Please tell us the last story.
12:41After Ohara sang Kintaro's song,
12:47I imitated Ayumi Hamasaki.
12:50After saying,
12:52I said,
12:54It's okay.
12:56It's okay.
12:58I always say that.
13:00Does everyone finish their manzai in the arena?
13:03The second floor?
13:05The arena?
13:07It ends in the same way.
13:09What will happen to Ohara, who is good at making up stories?
13:14Hello.
13:16Hello.
13:22If I have a child in the future,
13:24I want to tell him an old story.
13:27I don't think it's easy to tell a story to a child.
13:30Is that so?
13:32I want to tell him a story while putting it on a song.
13:35I'll sing a song like Momotaro.
13:38That's too old-fashioned.
13:40I think it's better to put it on a new song.
13:43Put it on a new song.
13:45Ayumi Hamasaki's song, M.
13:47That's old.
13:49I'll sing Momotaro.
13:51Let's listen to Momotaro together.
13:57What?
14:02It's like imitating a monkey.
14:05After singing for 3 minutes,
14:07he went down to his house.
14:13Follow me.
14:16Go.
14:18Don't eat me.
14:21I can eat bamboo shoots.
14:23I didn't think I could eat bamboo shoots.
14:25What are you saying?
14:27I'll eat you.
14:29Masa, I'll eat you.
14:31I'm not Masa.
14:33I'm sorry.
14:35I'm sorry.
14:37I think I can eat Kintaro.
14:39Really?
14:41Don't eat me.
14:54What?
14:56You said, Magiina.
14:58You said, Magiina.
15:00Like an arena.
15:02You said it like an arena.
15:04You said it like an arena.
15:06You said it like an arena.
15:08Masa?
15:10Masa?
15:12What's wrong with you?
15:14What's wrong with you?
15:16I miss you.
15:18I miss you.
15:20How do you feel now?
15:22How do you feel?
15:24I'm having fun.
15:26I'm having fun, too.
15:28I remember that time.
15:30I remember that time.
15:32He's still singing.
15:34He's still singing.
15:36He's not in the frame.
15:38He's still singing.
15:40He's still singing.
15:42Masa, cheers.
15:44Cheers.
15:46I remember that time.
15:48I remember that time.
15:50What was that?
15:52He's still singing.
15:54What else did he do?
15:56He went on a trip.
15:58He went fishing.
16:00He went fishing.
16:02Let's go fishing.
16:04Let's go fishing.
16:06He's still singing.
16:08Sing a song.
16:26He's singing.
16:28He's singing.
16:30What's next?
16:34CD of the song.
16:36You got a CD?
16:37This is the worst.
16:38This is the worst.
16:39It means that someone threw it away.
16:41That's true.
16:42It's sad.
16:43It's sad, isn't it?
16:44Masu-san, sing something.
16:45What?
16:46Sing something, Masu-san.
16:47OK.
16:48OK.
16:49OK.
16:50OK.
16:51OK.
16:52OK.
16:53OK.
16:54OK.
16:55OK.
16:56OK.
16:57OK.
16:58OK.
16:59OK.
17:00OK.
17:01OK.
17:02OK.
17:03OK.
17:04OK.
17:06I don't like you.
17:09I don't like you.
17:10See you!
17:11See you!
17:14Ah, sorry.
17:23He didn't mean to sing that.
17:25Right.
17:26Right.
17:35But you look good with a smile.
17:42Where did the others go?
17:45Wow, he's trying to continue.
17:47Prove it.
17:49What?
17:50The truth of your love for me.
17:52I'm not going to prove it.
17:53That's terrible, Masa-san.
17:56I'm not Masa-san.
17:58We all know I love you.
18:03Where did the others go?
18:06Where did the others go?
18:08It's like we're being pranked.
18:11That's amazing.
18:12That's enough.
18:13Well, well, well.
18:14That's really enough.
18:18There's nothing else.
18:19There were a lot of pictures.
18:22Who are you talking to?
18:25What?
18:29The switch is off.
18:30I fell asleep.
18:34Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
18:38Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
18:42I'm glad I met you.
18:45Is this the speed?
18:47The speed.
18:48That's enough.
18:51Let's finish.
18:52I'm going to keep singing.
18:55It looks like he's going to continue singing,
18:58so he's going to ask Harada to finish the story.
19:01Well, well, well, well, well.
19:03That's enough.
19:05What?
19:06That's enough!
19:09There are other plans.
19:12You're getting too angry.
19:13I'm not!
19:14You're getting too angry.
19:15That's enough.
19:16That's enough!
19:18You do it alone!
19:20You do it alone!
19:22You do it alone!
19:24That's enough!
19:26I won't forgive you!
19:28I won't forgive you!
19:30You do it alone!
19:32I won't forgive you!
19:34That's enough!
19:36I won't forgive you!
19:38That's enough!
19:39I won't forgive you!
19:42I won't forgive you!
19:44I won't forgive you!
19:45You bastard!
19:47You bastard!
19:59Amazing.
20:00It was his first time.
20:01What's going to happen?
20:03What's wrong with you?
20:04What?
20:05What's wrong with you?
20:06What's wrong with you?
20:07What's wrong with you?
20:11I'm sorry.
20:13Do you have time to come to Omiya?
20:15I'm sorry.
20:16I'm sorry.
20:17I'm sorry.
20:18I'm sorry.
20:19I'm sorry.
20:20I'm sorry.
20:21Will he be able to come to Omiya in time?
20:28Danbira-mucho, Omiya.
20:32It was strange.
20:33It was strange.
20:34It was strange.
20:35Thank you for your hard work.
20:36I was a little over time.
20:40It doesn't end.
20:42It doesn't end?
20:43It's not a picture.
20:45No, no, no.
20:47It's not a picture.
20:48It's not a picture.
20:49What?
20:50You did a lot of things.
20:51Did you make a mistake?
20:52You didn't do anything wrong.
20:53I didn't make a mistake.
20:54I didn't make a mistake.
20:55You made a mistake.
20:56I didn't make a mistake.
20:57It's not me.
20:58It's not me.
20:59I don't know.
21:00I don't know.
21:01I finished in three minutes.
21:03I have to go to Omiya at 7 o'clock.
21:06I don't know.
21:07I don't know.
21:08Is there such a story?
21:09There is no story.
21:10It's like a real arena where bears are eaten.
21:14It's not over.
21:19What should I do?
21:21The story is up to 20 o'clock.
21:23I don't care about Omiya.
21:26I don't care about Omiya.
21:29First of all, let's get rid of this.
21:30Let's get rid of this.
21:33Let's say thank you for always saying that.
21:37I'm doing my best so impromptu.
21:41I didn't do anything wrong.
21:45I didn't do anything wrong.
21:50Thank you very much.
21:52Say thank you for always saying that.
21:56Thank you very much.
21:57How is it?
21:58It's good.
22:00What is this?
22:02I don't understand.
22:04Say a word from Sayaka Niyama.
22:13What are you doing?
22:14What?
22:15Disband?
22:21How was it?
22:23The way she got angry was cute.
22:26It was useful.
22:28I was impressed.
22:31I thought the audience would continue for the first 1-2 minutes.
22:38That's what entertainers do.
22:41Sayaka didn't do that.
22:43She just kept going.
22:45I don't understand.
22:47She just kept going.
22:49It was a good CD.
22:53It was like an idol CD.
22:55It wasn't funny at all.
22:58She just kept going.
23:00What is your goal?
23:02The second half of the next episode.
23:04I'll keep practicing.
23:05I'll keep chasing the entertainers.
23:07I don't know if I can stand this.
23:10I'll sell everything.
23:12I'll sell everything.
23:15What is Otsuru Himan's fate?