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00:00Today's Malcolm Polari is...
00:03If you touch me, I'll touch you.
00:11I can't see you from this angle.
00:13You're moving.
00:14People say they saw a shadow of a woman.
00:16Oh no, oh no.
00:17I got an offer for a dirty seat.
00:20Mr. Hanada is a mastodon.
00:23Two weeks in a row,
00:25the stars fly from Osaka to Tokyo.
00:28This is the second half of the news.
00:31In the first half of last week's show...
00:34How is life in Osaka and Tokyo?
00:37Is it better now?
00:39Well, this is Osaka.
00:42No, no.
00:43Be honest.
00:45What are you trying to say?
00:47The part-time jobs and employees are different.
00:52After I came to Tokyo,
00:54my first impression was Mickey.
00:57What?
00:58Until now, it was Ashi-Ashi.
01:02But after I came to Tokyo,
01:04I realized it was Mickey.
01:06I've heard rumors that
01:08you only go to the theater.
01:10No, no, no.
01:11I go to the theater a lot.
01:12I watch many shows on TV.
01:15But I only watch you on TV.
01:19What's wrong with you?
01:21You're becoming a fan of Maruko.
01:23You're becoming a fan of Maruko.
01:25You're becoming a fan of Maruko.
01:27Each of them reported on the situation
01:29after they came to Tokyo.
01:31But today...
01:33Mr. Usagi.
01:34Yes.
01:35You must be busy with work.
01:37What about your own theater?
01:39Last year,
01:40there was a manga called Bobobobo.
01:43I appeared in the stage version.
01:46It's called Tennosuke.
01:48It's very similar.
01:50It's popular on the Internet.
01:52It's a 2.5-dimensional stage.
01:54Isn't it amazing?
01:55It's amazing.
01:56However,
01:57no matter how interesting the manga is,
01:59no matter how popular the main character is,
02:02there aren't many seats.
02:05But this is a 13-stage,
02:07700-seat, instant version.
02:10The original is also popular.
02:12The original is very popular, Bobobobo.
02:14How do you make it 2.5-dimensional?
02:16It's a crazy manga.
02:18I don't know how to express it.
02:20There are 2.5-dimensional fans.
02:22There are fans of the original.
02:24There are fans of the main character.
02:26It's my favorite manga.
02:28Do you have a line?
02:30Tennosuke?
02:31Yes.
02:32Take this!
02:33Triple Shinken Ougi!
02:34Orochiken!
02:36It's a bit complicated now.
02:38I don't know.
02:40I don't know.
02:42I don't know.
02:44I don't know.
02:46I don't know.
02:48It's like this now.
02:50But the fans will say,
02:52I saw it.
02:54No one knows now.
02:56What other lines are there?
02:58Do you have other lines?
03:00Do you have a favorite line?
03:02Please be quiet.
03:04I'm shaking.
03:06I'm shaking.
03:08I'm shaking.
03:10Once you do it, you can understand.
03:12You can understand.
03:14I'm shaking.
03:16I'm shaking.
03:18I'm shaking.
03:20I'm shaking.
03:22I'm shaking.
03:24I'm shaking.
03:26How do you do it?
03:28I really like manga.
03:30I really like manga.
03:32It's a long story.
03:34I was very busy with the production.
03:36I was very busy with the production.
03:38It's strange.
03:40I slept a little at night.
03:42I slept a little at night.
03:44That's good.
03:46That's not good.
03:48That's because you invited me.
03:50That's because you invited me.
03:52That's because you invited me.
03:54If you keep watching,
03:56it's embarrassing.
03:58It's embarrassing.
04:00It's not a bad sleep.
04:02It's a plus sleep.
04:08It's not a plus sleep.
04:10It's a plus sleep.
04:12How was it?
04:14It was a 2.5 incident.
04:16It was a 2.5 incident.
04:18The singer was very excited.
04:20The singer was very excited.
04:22The singer was very excited.
04:24It's a little strange.
04:26It's a little strange.
04:28I was so excited.
04:30Like that.
04:32The others are too high level.
04:34I feel sorry for them.
04:36I go to a different person right away.
04:38I go to a different person after a round.
04:40I feel like,
04:42Is it my imagination?
04:44Is it my imagination?
04:46I can't keep holding the ball for that long.
04:48Like that.
04:50What about you, Kin-chan?
04:52The song and the performance were really long.
04:54What?
04:56In a good way.
04:58In a good way?
05:00What do you mean?
05:02In a good way?
05:04I fell asleep during the performance.
05:06You fell asleep during the performance?
05:08What?
05:10You normally
05:12sleep well,
05:14and watch the clock?
05:16I can watch the clock.
05:18Don't watch the clock.
05:20It was really long.
05:22In a good way.
05:24I don't have a job like that in Osaka,
05:26I'm going to Tokyo, so I don't know if it's a side connection, or if there are any performers.
05:31That's right. I went there to drink, and then I was invited a little bit after that.
05:36I didn't go, though.
05:38Oh, you didn't go?
05:40I wasn't invited, but I didn't go.
05:43You didn't go?
05:45You didn't have to go.
05:47You just got along.
05:49No, I think I lied.
05:51If I had seen him, I would have said,
05:54No, before that,
05:56in a good way,
06:00That's right!
06:02If I had seen him, I would have said,
06:12Do you have a compa?
06:14I have a compa once a month.
06:15Who is your partner?
06:16Someone who makes TikTok exciting.
06:19Are you okay?
06:21If you say,
06:37I want to talk to you, but I'm afraid I can't.
06:41That's right.
06:42It's been a little less than two years.
06:45I'm lonely.
06:46I want to talk to you.
06:48Is there a time like that?
06:50There's a rule.
06:52When you're in a taxi,
06:53If you're wearing earphones,
06:54You can't talk.
06:55I thought so earlier.
06:57I've been talking to you a few times.
06:59When I'm wearing earphones,
07:00I want you to talk to me.
07:02When you said that,
07:03Honestly, I wasn't surprised.
07:05I'm sorry.
07:07That's the rule.
07:09I see.
07:10There are a lot of people around me who get along.
07:13I'm watching you.
07:14You look like you're having fun.
07:15I came into the world because I thought it was fun.
07:18I can't talk to people around me.
07:22I feel like there's no meaning to it.
07:24What?
07:25It's serious.
07:26It's time.
07:27What?
07:28Long coat daddy rabbit
07:30It's a serious problem.
07:34It's not like that rabbit.
07:36Two years ago,
07:37I went to school.
07:41In 2023,
07:42No. 1 female entertainer
07:44The W won the championship.
07:46I won 10 million yen in prize money.
07:51The way to use it is...
07:53It's a good way to use it.
07:55Inada held a seminar photo exhibition for 30 million yen.
08:01In Tokyo and Osaka,
08:02A total of 8,600 people attended.
08:05I read a big topic.
08:08On the other hand,
08:09Where did Kumamoto Pro-Wrestling go to get the prize money?
08:13It was a host club in Kabukicho.
08:18I won the championship, so I have money.
08:22Bring me wine or champagne.
08:30I won the championship with The W.
08:32You're aiming for No. 1 all year round.
08:35We're in the same first place.
08:38We're in the same first place.
08:40We're in the same first place.
08:42A dreamlike one-night party.
08:50Time flew by.
08:54Thank you for today.
08:56It's a total of 1.5 million yen.
08:59That's easy.
09:01That's amazing.
09:031.5 million yen.
09:05He spent 1.5 million yen in one night.
09:08He showed off his manliness.
09:11Call me.
09:14But the problem is...
09:16Since then, the sense of donation has become strange.
09:20I'm sorry.
09:22I can only spend about 300,000 yen today.
09:25No, it's enough.
09:29I want to spend about 50,000 yen this month.
09:34But I can't help it.
09:37That's right.
09:39Bring me champagne.
09:43At that time, Ryuhi of Kumamoto Pro-Wrestling appeared.
09:49Yes, yes, yes.
09:52Yes, yes, yes.
09:53You're happy to see me, right?
09:55Yes, of course.
09:57Yes, yes, yes.
09:58He's in the middle of a champagne call.
10:00For some reason, Kumamoto ignores the hosts' calls and eats omelet rice.
10:05This is good rice.
10:08Yes, yes, yes.
10:10She's a cool woman who can eat even during a champagne call.
10:17She eats the omelet rice in front of me.
10:20He continues to visit the hosts.
10:24This is Kumamoto Pro-Wrestling.
10:29Thank you for waiting.
10:31Let's see your butt again.
10:33It's been a long time.
10:35It's been a long time.
10:38This photo was also used in the opening talk of last week's show.
10:43It's been a long time since I laughed.
10:47It's been a long time since I laughed straight.
10:54I'm completely addicted.
10:56This is a common thing.
10:58I love a woman with a bad temper.
11:02You're the only one who doesn't have a bad temper.
11:05I don't have a bad temper.
11:08I don't have a bad temper at all.
11:10What are you talking about?
11:12It's blooming.
11:14It's blooming.
11:16It's blooming.
11:17It's blooming.
11:18It's blooming.
11:19It's blooming.
11:20I have a talent for this.
11:22What is it?
11:23I'm good at spitting out wrinkles.
11:28It's delicious.
11:30Don't give me a postcard.
11:32You'll get a photo book or something.
11:34I won't give you a photo book.
11:36I won't leave it.
11:38That's why I only sell postcards.
11:40It's a good concept that you're not trained.
11:43I'm trained.
11:46I'm trained.
11:47I'm trained.
11:48I'm trained.
11:49I'm trained.
11:50I'm trained.
11:51I'm trained.
11:52I'm trained.
11:53I'm trained.
11:54I'm trained.
11:55It's very tasty.
11:57It looks like a flower.
12:00It's a flower.
12:02It's a flower.
12:03It's a flower.
12:04I have it.
12:05I didn't realize it.
12:07I thought it was a leek.
12:09What's that?
12:10It doesn't help.
12:12This is very interesting.
12:16It's a place where everyone remembers in Tokyo.
12:22So it's a
13:22Good
13:24Good
13:26Good
13:28Good
13:30Good
13:32Good
13:34Good
13:36Good
13:38Good
13:40Good
13:42Good
13:44Good
13:46Good
13:48Good
13:50Good
13:52Good
13:54Good
13:56Good
13:58Good
14:00Good
14:02Good
14:04Good
14:06Good
14:08Good
14:10Good
14:12Good
14:14Good
14:16Good
14:18Good
14:20Good
14:22Good
14:24Good
14:26Good
14:28Good
14:30Good
14:32Good
14:34Good
14:36Good
14:38Good
14:40Good
14:42Good
14:44Good
14:46Good
14:52Good
14:54Good
15:00Good
15:06Good
15:08Good
15:12Good
15:14It's not a masterpiece, it's happiness.
15:16You're happy, you're doing a concert.
15:18Are you okay? Aren't you being fooled?
15:20Who's the manager of Osho?
15:22It's not Osho!
15:24It's not Osho!
15:26It's Kotsu-no-Ura, right?
15:28It's not Kotsu-no-Ura, right?
15:30It's not a restaurant.
15:32You're going to be a host.
15:34Call, right?
15:36It's the best!
15:38It's really...
15:40I'm finally able to do something like this.
15:42When I think about it,
15:44I'm happy to have money.
15:46When I think about it,
15:48When I think about it,
15:50What do you feel the most comfortable when hosting?
15:52What do you feel the most comfortable when hosting?
15:58He touches my body naturally.
16:00He touches my body naturally.
16:02Thank you for today.
16:04I'm glad if he knows I'm feeling.
16:06I'm glad if he knows I'm feeling.
16:08When I was wearing a mask...
16:10Yes, sometimes I don't say anything.
16:12Sometimes you don't say anything.
16:14Sometimes I don't say anything.
16:15You don't say anything?
16:17I don't say anything!
16:18You... wait a second...
16:20Tokyo is awesome, right?
16:22It's so beautiful and Kabukicho-ish...
16:24You mispronounced the word.
16:27I'm not afraid of people wearing clothes.
16:29It's not like, cute clothes are fine.
16:30Like the clothes you're wearing are cute,
16:32but those clothes look good on you, or...
16:33That's right, or...
16:35The other day, I was wearing a shirt that was a collaboration with McDonald's.
16:39The buttons are for Mac Shake, Hamburger, and Chicken Nugget.
16:45When I put champagne in it, he was like,
16:47Huh? Isn't this Chicken Nugget?
16:51Here?
16:53That's very close.
16:55When I put another champagne in it,
16:57Huh? Wait a minute.
16:59What's this? It's a Mac Potato!
17:01It goes down more and more.
17:03He played with me.
17:05He played with me with his clothes and ad-libs.
17:09He played with me with his clothes and ad-libs.
17:11I was like, Shaboom!
17:13Shaboom!
17:15Shaboom!
17:17Tokyo is a professional.
17:19As long as he pays you well,
17:21you'll be happy, right?
17:23Of course.
17:25Why are you so popular?
17:27Pro wrestling.
17:29I'm doing it.
17:31Pro wrestling. You're doing your best.
17:33It's pro wrestling.
17:35It's pro wrestling.
17:37I told him to call me Kuma-chan.
17:39But he asked me what my real name was.
17:41But he asked me what my real name was.
17:43I see.
17:45I see.
17:47What's your real name?
17:49I said, Yurie.
17:51I said, Yurie.
17:53Then he called me by my real name.
17:55Then he called me by my real name.
17:57I saw it on TV. It was funny.
17:59I saw it on TV. It was funny.
18:01I'm not saying I like him or anything.
18:03I'm not saying I like him or anything.
18:07I have a feeling that this is Tokyo.
18:09Everyone gathers and calls you.
18:11This is Tokyo. It's gorgeous.
18:13Do you eat there, not drink sake?
18:15Do you eat there, not drink sake?
18:17I drink champagne.
18:19When I asked if they would call me,
18:21I need to wait.
18:23There's a famous chef there.
18:25I heard a famous YouTube chef was cooking there.
18:27I heard a famous YouTube chef was cooking there.
18:29It's the omurice.
18:31When I was eating the omurice in Korea,
18:33I was like, I'm glad I came to Tokyo.
18:35I was like, this is Tokyo!
18:37I was like, Chihuahua!
18:39Chihuahua!
18:41It was the best!
18:43How far did you go?
18:45That's the story.
18:47And then,
18:49Mr. Mizuno
18:51gave me
18:53a T-shirt as a present.
18:55It was a collaboration with Conan
18:57and a big guy named Genta.
18:59And a group of evil people
19:01called the Wokka
19:03were lined up
19:05to make this T-shirt.
19:07Genta and the Wokka?
19:09I know them!
19:11So I gave him a T-shirt
19:13and asked him to wear it
19:15as a host.
19:17And he said,
19:19he would give me 10,000 yen.
19:21And I said, sure.
19:23It was his birthday.
19:25And when he saw the T-shirt,
19:27he was like, wait a minute,
19:29it's Conan!
19:31I love Conan!
19:33And I was like,
19:35is this Genta?
19:37And he was like,
19:39it's Genta!
19:41It's Genta!
19:43And I was like,
19:45it's Genta!
19:47And he was like,
19:49it's Genta!
19:51And I was like,
19:53it's Wokka!
19:55And he was like,
19:57I love Genta!
19:59And I was like,
20:01there's Wokka too!
20:03And he was like,
20:05what organization is Wokka?
20:07And I was like,
20:09Genta is lonely because
20:11he always touches Wokka.
20:13He's so playful.
20:15He's so playful.
20:17He's so playful.
20:19He's so playful.
20:21He's so playful.
20:23He's a good toucher.
20:25He's a good toucher.
20:31Genta is lonely!
20:33Genta, sorry.
20:35Genta, sorry.
20:39Thank you so much.
20:41Thank you so much.
20:43Thank you so much.
20:45Thank you so much.
20:47Thank you so much.
20:49I'm going to show you a scene with Dia Tsuya-san from Marco Poloi.
20:56He has a hundred kisses.
20:58Do you know that?
20:59He has a hundred kisses.
21:01He has a lot of different ways of kissing.
21:04Can you teach me?
21:09Tsuya-san, Tsuya-san.
21:10This is a great opportunity.
21:12Just the atmosphere.
21:14The atmosphere is fine.
21:16It's called an air cleaning kiss.
21:18It's to suck in the air in the other person's anus.
21:22Just the atmosphere.
21:36It's not something a girl would do.
21:41I don't know what's going on in the back.
21:43What else is there?
21:45There's also a butterfly kiss.
21:47What kind of kiss?
21:51Butterfly kiss?
21:54Butterfly kiss.
21:55It's a kiss between the eyelids.
21:58It's not a kiss between the lips.
22:00It's a kiss between the eyelids and the nose.
22:02Like this.
22:04It hurts.
22:09That's funny.
22:17That's funny.
22:19Five years ago,
22:21you were very popular.
22:23You were popular.
22:25This is the only thing I've done today.
22:31You were invited to Marco Polo.
22:33That's enough.
22:35Are you going to do it with Hong Kong today?
22:41What kind of kiss?
22:42I'm sorry.
22:43I had to end it due to COVID-19.
22:45I'm sorry.
22:46I'm sorry.
22:47I'm sorry.
22:48I didn't think about Hong Kong's feelings.
22:55I gave it back to Hong Kong.
22:57I said, hey!
22:58You're an idiot.
23:01The Hong Kong theater is about to start.
23:03But you said,
23:05I'm sorry about COVID-19.
23:07I'm sorry, too.
23:09Mayuri, who moved to Tokyo in the spring of 2023,
23:12is currently playing the role of Daikatsu.
23:18She made it to the final of M-1 in that year.
23:21Last year, she made it to the final again.
23:24They are doing a great job.
23:28On top of that, Sakamoto got married in November of last year.
23:33For Sakamoto, who is doing well with his teacher,
23:36Nakatani, who is his only partner,
23:40is worried about a strange phenomenon.
23:45This is what happened on Mayuri's Kanmuri Radio.
23:48It's Nakatani's birthday, right?
23:50Yes.
23:51Is there something you want?
23:53This is him.
23:54Is this him?
23:56Do you want a girlfriend?
23:58No, no.
23:59That's too much.
24:01He looks like Sakamoto.
24:03Sakamoto asked Nakatani to do something.
24:06What did he say?
24:09Nice to meet you.
24:13Nice to meet you, too.
24:20Happy birthday.
24:23It's a love doll.
24:24That's right. It's a real love doll.
24:28The price is 375,000 yen.
24:31That's a lot.
24:32I love dolls like this.
24:35You must be lonely.
24:37Are you stupid? Dolls are dolls.
24:43Nakatani seemed to be bothered,
24:45but when he brought it home, he fell in love with it.
24:50I think it's okay.
24:52From today on, you're Takeyama Kinoko-chan.
24:56It sounds like a voice.
24:58He even gave it a name.
25:00He said he loved it every day.
25:02That's scary.
25:06However, this Kinoko-chan
25:08will cause a terrible phenomenon in the future.
25:12What are you talking about?
25:13Since he met Kinoko-chan,
25:15an unknown woman's voice
25:17has been heard from Mayurika's radio.
25:20Here it is.
25:29One more time.
25:39Nakatani was also terrified.
25:41When Onmyoji saw it...
25:44Sayuri?
25:46He said it wasn't Kinoko-chan, but Sayuri-chan.
25:52If you have a feeling of love,
25:54it may be a little dangerous.
26:04Since then...
26:06Kinoko!
26:09I'm home!
26:11Scary.
26:13It was dangerous.
26:15I shouldn't have been so worried.
26:20Kinoko was angry with Sayuri.
26:22She acted coldly.
26:25What kind of future will this love doll bring to Nakatani?
26:31A present for a love doll?
26:33That's right.
26:34But it's expensive.
26:35It's like giving each other birthday presents on the radio.
26:40If you ask for the same price,
26:42I'll give you a love doll worth 375,000 yen.
26:47How tall is the love doll worth 375,000 yen?
26:50It's about 150 cm.
26:52It's the same as an adult woman.
26:54It's a pretty cheap doll.
26:56You can choose the color of the eyes.
26:59You can choose the color of the eyes.
27:01It's an existing doll.
27:02It can open its mouth.
27:04Do you like it?
27:06To be honest, I liked it.
27:08Even if you live alone, it's annoying.
27:11When I saw a man in a cool car,
27:15I noticed that he was there.
27:18I was very surprised.
27:20But I fell in love with him.
27:22He was a famous character on the radio.
27:25What was his name?
27:26I named him Takeyama Kinoko.
27:28Then I met Hosei.
27:30It's scary.
27:31It's a woman's voice.
27:33I heard it.
27:35In the radio,
27:37Sayuri said,
27:39I don't like it.
27:41We had a conversation.
27:43There's a lot of other voices.
27:45Talk to me.
27:47It's impossible for a passionate fan to say it.
27:51It's impossible.
27:52It's the same radio as Benishoga.
27:55It doesn't fit in Benishoga.
27:57It's the same equipment.
27:58Only women's voices fit in our place.
28:00My colleague, Kent Fukaya,
28:02I happen to know Nakata's apartment,
28:04but I don't know the room.
28:06When I passed by,
28:07a love doll was standing by the window.
28:10I thought it was that room.
28:11I asked Nakata.
28:12He said,
28:13I know the room,
28:14but I can't see the love doll.
28:15It's scary.
28:16I can't see it from an angle.
28:18It's moving.
28:19I was told that I saw a woman's shadow.
28:21It's scary.
28:22It's strange that it's not moving.
28:24Let's take a closer look.
28:27I asked Kyome Hashimoto to come.
28:30Is he famous?
28:31He's famous.
28:32He can speak.
28:35I entered the booth.
28:36He said,
28:37It's amazing.
28:38I thought it was amazing because it was real.
28:40He said,
28:41There's a soul in it.
28:43It's difficult to figure out.
28:45I asked him what he was doing at home.
28:49He said,
28:50I opened the refrigerator and ate it.
28:52What are you eating?
28:54He said,
28:55Nametake.
28:56There was exactly Nametake in the refrigerator.
28:58There was almost nothing in the refrigerator.
29:00I only put Nametake in rice.
29:04He said,
29:05There's no one else in the room except you.
29:09Is the lid open?
29:11He said,
29:12He's saving Nametake's soul.
29:16I didn't say Nametake's soul.
29:19The amount of Nametake hasn't decreased physically.
29:22According to Onmyoji,
29:24He doesn't have a romantic feeling for Nakatani yet.
29:28If he has a romantic feeling,
29:30He gets jealous and does something bad.
29:34He wants to have a girlfriend.
29:36For example, he asks her to come to his house.
29:38When he's in the mood for a kiss,
29:41He gets jealous and does something bad.
29:44He's going to fix his hair for Sayuri.
29:50I'm not doing it for you.
29:52I just did it because I was curious.
29:54That's cold.
29:56You're going to fall in love with her.
30:00You're going to fall in love with her.
30:03He's not interested in her.
30:04He's kind.
30:05He's not interested in her.
30:07I put Nametake in rice for you.
30:10You can eat it as you like.
30:12You can eat it as you like.
30:14You can eat it in the convenience store.
30:16You can put it in the refrigerator.
30:18Here's a picture of the best shot of Love Doll.
30:23It's big.
30:26You've touched it before, haven't you?
30:28To be honest, yes.
30:30I don't touch it anymore.
30:32If you touch it while saying you're not interested, it's weird.
30:36It's weird.
30:37It's cute.
30:38It's cute.
30:39That's right.
30:40That's why you two have a lot in common.
30:43It's cute.
30:45It's cute.
30:46It's cute.
30:47It's cute.
30:49It's cute.
30:50It's cute.
30:52If you don't care about it, you can pay for it or dispose of it.
30:57I'm sorry to say that, but if you want to meet someone else...
31:02I was very upset about that.
31:04Nakatani loved her so much that he could talk to her.
31:07I finally got in, but he paid for it.
31:10That's a little...
31:11That's a little...
31:12I can't do that because my partner suddenly broke in.
31:16You're making me say what I think.
31:18You look pitiful.
31:19I'm glad Nakatani got in.
31:22I talked to him on the radio.
31:25What do you like about Nakatani?
31:26What do you hate about Nakatani?
31:28To Onmyoji?
31:29Yes.
31:30What do you like about Nakatani?
31:31I don't like Nakatani.
31:33Nakatani was very rough.
31:35I heard that his clothes were taken off once.
31:38When his junior came...
31:40It's a joke.
31:42I'm sorry, brother.
31:44He said it was a joke.
31:46Did you really do that?
31:48I did, but...
31:51It's the worst.
31:52It's not the worst.
31:53It's a doll.
31:54He's a liar.
31:56I asked him if he did a lot of things when he was at home.
31:59He said it was the first time.
32:01He said it was just scary.
32:03I asked him if it was true.
32:07He said he kissed her twice.
32:09He said he didn't do anything.
32:12It's crumbling.
32:13From Onmyoji's point of view,
32:15He didn't say how he kissed her.
32:18He said he didn't want to be touched.
32:21Because he doesn't like me.
32:25When I went to his house,
32:27I took off his wig as a joke.
32:30Then his skinhead came out.
32:32I thought he'd say,
32:34Hey, stop it!
32:36Stop it.
32:39I'm sorry.
32:40That's cute.
32:42If you treat it like that...
32:44It's not good.
32:45If there's a change, let me know.
32:48I don't know if I'll do it again.
32:51If you say it was all a lie, I'll apologize.
32:53That's not true.
32:55But this is amazing.
32:58When you're together,
33:00You're in the room, right?
33:02Don't you have anything when you're sleeping?
33:04When I'm sleeping,
33:06Sometimes there's a sound.
33:09I try not to care about it.
33:12Hong Kong is a little annoying.
33:14Did you have a question?
33:16Really?
33:18I had a question.
33:19Annoying?
33:25To be honest,
33:26I don't have anything when I'm sleeping.
33:28So I don't know what to do.
33:31It's annoying.
33:32I don't know.
33:33I'm sorry.
33:34I'm really scared.
33:37I don't know what to say.
33:39There's something cute about it.
33:41I don't have a request.
33:42I don't have a request for this brother.
33:44I bought eight slices of bread.
33:47I dropped my ears.
33:48I want you to put strawberry jam on it.
33:51Is that what Kyomei said?
33:53Kyomei said,
33:54Kyomei wants to eat it.
33:57Sayuri wants to eat it.
33:59Kyomei is just hungry.
34:01Sayuri wants to eat it.
34:03When this is broadcast on TVer,
34:06I'll show you a little.
34:08I don't know if there's a change.
34:10You're on TV.
34:11I'm on TV.
34:12Mr. Higashino is very worried.
34:15I feel like I'm talking to him.
34:17I'm sleeping.
34:18Mr. Hong Kong is looking at me with a different eye.
34:22He used to say,
34:23Isn't it cute?
34:24Mr. Hong Kong is saying,
34:25It's so cute.
34:27So I think it's scary to hear that.
34:30But every day...
34:32What's wrong? Are you looking at your nose?
34:34I'm looking at my nose.
34:35No, no, no.
34:36I had a nose.
34:37I took it and threw it away.
34:40That's it.
34:41You're a freak.
34:46It's crazy these days.
34:47What's wrong with you?
34:48I was the MC of the corner live show the other day.
34:51It's written like this.
34:53I have a bullet in my nose.
34:56Don't make me do it.
34:57There's a bug in my mouth.
35:00You did your best.
35:01I thought I was the last one.
35:04Eat your nose!
35:06This is pride.
35:09I don't know what a plan plus is.
35:12I just took it, that's all.
35:14I didn't say anything.
35:15There was an offer for a dirty seat.
35:19The Beast Braggers are in a state of shock!
35:22Mr. Kanada is a must, so...
35:30It's like a hairball!
35:33Next week, it's the Tokyo Cool Special!
35:38The Sandwich Man is here!
35:43Nendomance is in a big mess!
35:45Let's take a look at this year's best scenes with Naga!
35:51And now, let's take a look at the recent incident!
35:54I don't remember anything.
35:55My hair was torn apart!
36:00We are the Marumokorori Family!
36:02Biscuit Brothers!
36:03Not at all!
36:04Not at all!
36:06The King of Conte's banner was torn down.
36:08Last year, he went to Tokyo on his own, but...
36:13I thought he'd go to Bismarck more, but...
36:17He's got too much blood on his feet.
36:21No, no, no.
36:22He's got too much blood on his feet.
36:23I heard that the champion of King of Conte is doing it himself.
36:28He's got his back out.
36:30He's got his back out.
36:32I thought you guys were great.
36:35The champion's banner was torn down.
36:39He's got his back out.
36:40He's got his back out.
36:41And he gives up 750 yen a year.
36:45It's more than that.
36:47More than 750 yen.
36:49He goes to the Osaka theater.
36:51He goes there every week.
36:53Every week!?
36:54Every week.
36:55Why does he come home?
36:57Geez he's so good.
36:59The troupe is playing in a very important play.
37:04In fact, before they travel to Tokyo,
37:05they've asked for some advice from Hong Kong.
37:14Don't try to be too good in Tokyo.
37:18It's a very glamorous place for a man to live.
37:21Don't get carried away by that.
37:23Yes, I won't. Thank you very much.
37:27You're trying to save me, aren't you?
37:29However!
37:31Harada doesn't take a bath at all!
37:34I'm not bothering you!
37:35Because of that, he stinks every day!
37:41In his first job in Tokyo,
37:43he ignored Hong Kong's advice
37:44and showed off all of Harada's best joke,
37:46the bath cancelling story!
37:49As a result...
37:52Mr. Harada,
37:53can you tell us more about the story of not taking a bath?
37:57Oh...
37:59This is bad.
38:00After coming to Tokyo,
38:01he only talks about not taking a bath.
38:04This is bad.
38:05He's not the king of King of Conte,
38:07but he's just the type of entertainer who doesn't take a bath.
38:10What does that mean?
38:16Even though I came to Tokyo,
38:18I have to do the same job as Mr. Harada.
38:20We don't have a job like that at all.
38:25Harada doesn't take a bath at all.
38:29I don't think there's anyone who doesn't take a bath at all.
38:31I knew it.
38:32He stinks.
38:34Furthermore, when he's out in the city...
38:37Ah!
38:38It's the smelly guy from Bisbura!
38:41He doesn't take a bath at all.
38:45Please stop!
38:47It stinks!
38:48Poor guy.
38:49No, no.
38:50How am I being treated?
38:54The people in the city treated him as if he were their servant.
39:01The situation hasn't changed recently.
39:05Mr. Harada,
39:06can I take a bath at the Shizu Kitanai Championship?
39:10The Shizu Kitanai Championship?
39:12What's that?
39:13Please stop!
39:14It's the best!
39:15There are many competitions at night.
39:17As the champion of Tokyo...
39:18Please stop!
39:19Is that so?
39:21The Shizu Kitanai Championship!
39:25Will the day come when Bisbura will be filled with splendid work?
39:32I'm jealous.
39:33Harada, I'm jealous.
39:34No, no, no.
39:35I long for it.
39:36The Shizu Kitanai Championship.
39:39It's the worst.
39:40I refused.
39:41You refused?
39:42I refused.
39:43Hong Kong, you're kind, aren't you?
39:44I'm kind.
39:45I was encouraged.
39:46When you went to Tokyo, what was your advice?
39:48Don't give it your all.
39:50When you went to Max, what was your advice?
39:52When you went to Lumine, what was your advice?
39:54You didn't need a bath in Osaka, but you need a bath in Tokyo.
39:57Ah, so you think it's better not to give it your all.
40:00Some people don't like it.
40:02But I'll keep giving it my all.
40:04My life is hard, too.
40:06You said that, but all you want is not to give it your all.
40:10That's what I said at first.
40:14Then I got an offer from the Shizu Kitanai Championship.
40:17An offer from the Shizu Kitanai Championship?
40:19That's funny.
40:20My manager said,
40:21I got a good job.
40:23The Shizu Kitanai Championship is a competition
40:26to see how much you can get dirty
40:28by using detergent.
40:31The Shizu Kitanai Championship is a competition
40:33to see how much you can get dirty by using detergent.
40:35Mr. Harada is a mastodon.
40:39He's a master.
40:40Mr. Harada is a master.
40:41He said,
40:42I'm a master, but I can't give it my all.
40:44So I refused.
40:45I see.
40:46I'm sorry.
40:47I won't regret it.
40:48I don't care about your character.
40:50In the street,
40:53I was harassed.
40:54Because you smell.
40:56In the street,
40:57I'm taking pictures of the restaurants I'm at,
40:59I'm taking pictures of the restaurants I'm at,
41:01I'm taking pictures of the restaurants I'm at,
41:02I'm taking pictures of the restaurants I'm at,
41:03You are not a happy customer.
41:05That's right.
41:07You even came by taxi instead of train.
41:09Yes, I even got whacked
41:11by train.
41:14How pitiful.
41:15How pitiful.
41:16a
41:46How long do you take a bath?
41:48He's talking a lot.
41:50What kind of detergent do you use?
41:52He's talking a lot.
41:54Me and Kin-chan,
41:56what do you do in a taxi?
41:58I go as far as I can with my mom's car.
42:00With your mom's car?
42:02Do you take your kids to school with your car?
42:04Yes, I do.
42:06I have a big Harley-Davidson car.
42:08I go to Shibuya and Shinjuku.
42:10I drive it around.
42:12Do you go to the theater?
42:14Why are you standing up?
42:16When did this happen?
42:18I'm standing up because of the seats.
42:20I'm standing up because of the seats.
42:22Can I sit down?
42:24Are you in debt?
42:26Yes, I've been spending a lot of money since I went to Tokyo.
42:28Yes, I've been spending a lot of money since I went to Tokyo.
42:30Do you spend money on fashion?
42:32No, I take my juniors out for a drink.
42:34No, I take my juniors out for a drink.
42:36Do you have a lot of money in the theater?
42:38I have a lot of money.
42:40Who has the highest salary in these four groups?
42:42Who has the highest salary in these four groups?
42:44Mayurika.
42:46The salary is very low.
42:48Even though there is a chauffeur.
42:50You can get a jeep.
42:52We get a jeep once a year.
42:54It's proof that we buy a jeep.
42:56Buying a jeep is very low.
42:58I can't believe you bought a jeep.
43:02Isn't it the lowest salary in the capital?
43:04Mayurika is the highest salary.
43:06The champion has the highest salary.
43:08The champion?
43:10I
43:40Think about it. You got it. You got it. Okay. Hey, come here. See you know. Yeah, come get some home get home
43:45Yes, no, cute. You know, it's about he died. You know, I don't see you today. No, man. So you know, yeah, so I thought I'd tell you
43:51What's up? Oh, my god. Yeah, I got
43:54Your each day. Hi. Hey, it's
43:59Saki
44:01Saki don't go to daddy. I don't cook. Oh, I can't go. I'm just kiddo. Book. Oh, yeah
44:10You know, sorry, but I'm gonna eat you this itch itch itch
44:18You know
44:31They say go on you know, I don't know
44:40I'm gonna
45:11You don't know you're a school
45:16But it's like you know, oh, but it'll not be good
45:21What did I tell you sir? No, no can live got some got to do you change me?
45:25I said, yes, I see ticket to a game. I hope you'll have to buy you say, hey, come on. Good. I owe it. That's a budokan