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00:00And now, the big experiment of the comedy of Reiwa, Mazelna Chapelin!
00:09Well, Mr. Uchimura, Mazelna Chapelin, the experiment that you haven't done in about 9 months.
00:14It was going on.
00:16Yes, it was. Last time, Oda Ueda, Oda, was it?
00:21Here, while being a woman, she was standing up and crossing her arms.
00:26That's the end of the story.
00:29That's the end of the story.
00:31It's not like, boom!
00:33It's like, boom!
00:36This time, we have two interesting people.
00:40Please welcome, Nanamagari of KUKIKAIDAN!
00:46Tonight, Mazelna Chapelin is going to mix the two people.
00:50I'm from Parallel World.
00:55I'm from Kuwata.
00:58That's not it.
01:00If you mix the two strong characters...
01:031 plus 1 is...
01:09It's Parallel World, but it's the best chaos space.
01:14What's the relationship between the two?
01:16Nanamagari is actually my senior at my university.
01:22Really?
01:24I was in the first year, and now I'm in the third year.
01:29I'm charismatic.
01:31I see.
01:33Can you speak Rakugo?
01:36Once, I was a Rakugo teacher at an elementary school.
01:43I was very popular.
01:46When I was in elementary school, I didn't know the story.
01:51I thought it was a story I came up with.
01:56I was a genius.
01:59I came up with the story of Rakugo.
02:03Can you do Soba?
02:07I'll do it.
02:17He's a genius.
02:20The noodles are thin.
02:25It's like ordering ramen at a cafe.
02:28Let's analyze what kind of entertainer they are.
02:34Self-analyzing.
02:37Come on.
02:43I wrote down the elements that make me.
02:47Let's start with the air stairs.
02:50They are the kings of chaos.
02:55What kind of story was it?
02:57It's a story of a man in a SM club.
03:01There was a fire in the middle of the play.
03:06There was a police officer and a firefighter in the middle of the play.
03:13I wanted to help everyone.
03:15I want this to be a movie.
03:18Did you watch the movie?
03:20I kept my mouth open and watched it.
03:24I kept my mouth open and watched it.
03:28How did you make the story?
03:31I made the story.
03:34I made the story.
03:36I made the script.
03:38There is a character of a strange man.
03:42Did you refer to that character?
03:44It's a man I saw when I was a kid.
03:48There was a man who was hunting birds in the evening.
03:53He was hunting two or three sparrows.
03:55He said he would make this bird dance.
03:58He took out a flute and played it.
04:01He said, you can't go home until this bird dances.
04:05He said, you can't go home until this bird dances.
04:08I wanted to gather such a man.
04:11Katamari is also a strange character.
04:13I refer to YouTube videos where foreigners are angry.
04:19I refer to YouTube videos where foreigners are angry.
04:22Do you watch it because you like it?
04:24I watch it because I like it.
04:25I've seen a lot of angry people.
04:28I don't want to see angry people.
04:31How did you make the story?
04:33Morishita was the first person to make the story.
04:37Morishita was the first person to make the story.
04:41I have time to say strange things.
04:45I don't know the meaning of the world.
04:50I don't know the meaning of Osaka.
04:54I don't know the meaning of Osaka.
04:56I don't laugh on the spot.
04:59I write everything down.
05:02I made the story from Morishita's words 10 years ago.
05:07I want you two to see the story.
05:09I want you two to see the story.
05:12I wanted to make a bird dance.
05:15I'll show you a bird dance.
05:17I'll show you a bird dance.
05:18I'll show you a bird dance.
05:20I ate a silver donut.
05:25I was sad because I was in a good mood.
05:32I'm Takayanagi Nijyu Saburo.
05:34What is this?
05:36What is this?
05:38I'm Shabereru Shako.
05:41I'm Shabereru Shako.
05:44I'm Shabereru Shako.
05:46I'm laughing.
05:48I'm laughing.
05:51I didn't understand the story.
05:59I said it was funny.
06:01I said it was funny.
06:10I said it was funny.
06:12I said it was funny.
06:14I laughed.
06:16I don't know why.
06:19I don't know why.
06:25I laughed.
06:27I was told to make a story.
06:30I was shivering.
06:32I was shivering.
06:36I was shivering.
06:37I was shivering.
06:38If Morishita had made a story,
06:45You know, you have to wait until you remember it, and you have to connect it, right?
06:49If you skip a story, you can say something random on the spot.
06:53Ah, that's right.
06:54There's no correct answer.
06:55So, the story goes on without a hitch.
06:58Something random.
06:59But, sometimes, because it's an ad-lib,
07:02I end up saying some crazy dirty jokes.
07:06I end up saying a lot of crazy things.
07:09Do you have any new dirty jokes today?
07:13I think there are a lot.
07:14Here it is.
07:16Here it is.
07:18It's a dirty joke.
07:21It's an ad-lib.
07:24It's an ad-lib.
07:26No, it's not.
07:28It's not.
07:29It's an ad-lib.
07:30It's a dirty joke.
07:31It's an ad-lib.
07:32It's an ad-lib.
07:35Let's go back to the air.
07:37You've been promoted from King of Controllers to an actor.
07:42You've been promoted from King of Controllers to an actor.
07:47I'm really grateful for this job.
07:51I'm going to be an overseas version of Godzilla.
07:55I'm going to be an overseas version of Godzilla.
07:58I'm going to be in Takeshi's latest movie.
08:02You're going to be in an Amazon movie.
08:04I'm going to be in an Amazon movie.
08:05What's the difference between acting in a drama and acting in a movie?
08:10It's totally different.
08:13Controllers have a goal.
08:16No matter how strange the performance is, the audience will laugh.
08:22The audience can't see it.
08:23It's a goal.
08:25Sometimes, when I'm acting, I'm sleeping until I'm told to get ready.
08:34I'm ready, and then I wake up.
08:36I'm like, what's the killer of that case?
08:39That's amazing.
08:41There are so many scenes that start and end.
08:49There are so many scenes that start and end.
08:51I get nervous and sleepy quickly.
08:56I get nervous and sleepy quickly.
08:59Your autonomic nerves are on and off.
09:02I'm like, don't turn on and off the switch.
09:04I'm like, don't turn on and off the switch.
09:07I was sleeping while standing up when I was shooting the movie.
09:12You're good at acting.
09:14You're good at acting.
09:16What kind of drama is it?
09:18It's a mini-drama from a morning program on TV Tokyo.
09:27It's called Pure Flower.
09:29It's about a creepy fairy.
09:34A creepy fairy?
09:35You're the main character.
09:37Yes, I'm the main character.
09:39You were also the main character in the movie.
09:42Yes, I was.
09:44I'm in the middle of a movie.
09:48What kind of story is it?
09:50I was a comedy composer.
09:54Comedians know more than actors, so it's easier for me to act.
10:02I'm not as good as an actor, so I'm not good at acting.
10:09There's a gag in the movie.
10:13A gag?
10:14I don't think it's a gag.
10:16My goal in the entertainment industry is to win the Grand Prize.
10:21Really? Are you that confident?
10:23It's important.
10:24Are you sure?
10:25I met Chidori and Uchimura for the first time in a long time.
10:30It's the best!
10:33I think it's good.
10:35It's the best.
10:37I haven't received it for six years.
10:41I've seen it somewhere.
10:44Parallel World
10:45Let's move on to Parallel World.
10:48Parallel World.
10:50You're the first person.
10:52You're the top runner.
10:54I'm the only one who's running the course.
10:59A company was doing a commercial.
11:04It was about Parallel World.
11:10Actually, we got permission in advance.
11:14You have the right.
11:16We have the right to Parallel World.
11:19There was a novel.
11:22Where did you get this?
11:24When I was doing something remotely during the pandemic,
11:29I was suddenly asked who I was.
11:32I had to be funny.
11:34I said, I'm Tai Yasashizu from Parallel World.
11:39That was the beginning.
11:41Tai Yasashizu was the first one.
11:43The new one.
11:44Yes, the new one.
11:46That's true.
11:48Hello.
11:50I'm Sairi Ito from Parallel World.
11:58That's not it.
12:00That's not it at all.
12:03At that time,
12:05I had to squeeze yuzu pepper in a pot.
12:12That's why you said that.
12:14I think everyone can do this.
12:18If you don't mind, everyone.
12:22Mr. Mogura.
12:25Can I try it once?
12:28I want it at that time, too.
12:31Please.
12:34Who is it?
12:36Excuse me.
12:38Who are you?
12:40Hello.
12:42I'm Masumi Kuwata from Parallel World.
12:52That's not it.
12:54That's not it at all.
12:56That's not it at all.
12:58That's not it at all.
13:00At that time,
13:02I had to burn tsukune.
13:06I burned it when I made it.
13:09I didn't want to be a big star, so I did this.
13:12Can you show me your Parallel World?
13:15I'm happy.
13:16Look at my Parallel World.
13:20It's the other way around.
13:23What is this?
13:24Excuse me.
13:25Who are you?
13:27I'm from Parallel World.
13:34I was the director of Izutsu.
13:38That's not it.
13:40That's not it at all.
13:42That's not it at all.
13:43At that time,
13:45I had to wear thin jeans.
13:49You were wearing it.
13:51But this is fun.
13:52You can do anything.
13:55It's free.
13:57He took out all the hamburgers.
14:00After this,
14:01it's a chaos of two teams.
14:05Please give me a hamburger with meat.
14:07It's the other way around again.
14:14It's fun.
14:16It's the other way around again.
14:20Let's move on to the story.
14:22It's a unit story of Nanamagari and Kuukikaidan.
14:25Please.
14:33I finally opened a hamburger shop.
14:38I want a lot of customers to come.
14:41I'm sorry.
14:44Before the sensor of the automatic door reacts,
14:48I successfully opened it manually.
14:52What?
14:54I took out all the hamburgers.
14:56I have pickles.
14:58That's a strange story.
15:00What?
15:01You took out all the hamburgers and pickles.
15:03Isn't that just pickles?
15:05I also got a drink set.
15:07I got a drink set of L size for 50 yen.
15:10I took out all the drinks.
15:11You took out all the drinks?
15:12It's just 50 yen.
15:14What?
15:15I don't need a delivery man,
15:17so please put it on my arm.
15:19Pickles?
15:20Yes.
15:21What?
15:24Is this okay?
15:26Yes.
15:27Please write it.
15:28Do you use a credit card?
15:29Yes, I do.
15:33It's a strange customer.
15:35But that strange customer
15:37passed the credit card test.
15:41The card company trusts him.
15:44He is such a strange customer.
15:46What?
15:48It's hot.
15:50It's hot.
15:53It's fun to walk while saying it's hot.
15:59It's hot.
16:00It's hot.
16:02Oh, I'm sorry.
16:04Please give me a hamburger made of beef that looks like me.
16:16It's a strange customer again.
16:18What do you mean by a cow that looks like you?
16:21I don't know.
16:22Just grab it.
16:24I don't know how to grab it.
16:25Be confident.
16:26I'm not confident.
16:28I don't know.
16:30Is this okay?
16:32It's hot.
16:33Yes.
16:34It doesn't look like you at all.
16:36I don't know.
16:37How do you know?
16:40It looks like Sachiko, my wife's friend.
16:43What?
16:44I don't know that person.
16:46Can I pay you?
16:47Yes.
16:49Pay with cash.
16:50Yes.
16:52It's a strange customer.
16:53It's hot.
16:54But he is married.
16:59They swear to love each other forever.
17:02He succeeded in asking me for his daughter.
17:06He is such a strange customer.
17:08What?
17:10It's nice.
17:12I didn't know there was such a nice shop near my house.
17:15Finally, a decent person came.
17:17Can I order?
17:18Yes.
17:19I'd like a tent for camping, three Takayada scissors, and seven one-way tickets from Daikanyama to Gifu.
17:26It was a strange customer.
17:27I don't have all of them.
17:29This is a hamburger shop.
17:31I don't have them.
17:32I don't have them.
17:36I don't have them.
17:38Why?
17:39Why?
17:40Why?
17:42I'd like a melon soda.
17:43He suddenly calmed down.
17:45What do you mean?
17:46Melon soda is fine, isn't it?
17:48What is it?
17:49Yes.
17:50This is it.
17:51Pay with cash.
17:52Yes.
17:53Cash.
17:54Where did you get it from?
17:56Anyway, it's nice.
17:58It's near my house, so I'd like to buy it.
18:00He lives in Daikanyama.
18:03He lives in a nice place.
18:05He is such a strange customer.
18:07What?
18:08What?
18:10It's Naoto.
18:11What?
18:12It's Kouta.
18:13We know each other.
18:14We know each other.
18:15We know each other.
18:16What are you doing now?
18:18I came to buy a tent, but it wasn't on sale.
18:21It's on sale.
18:22This is a hamburger shop.
18:24I also wanted a one-way ticket to Gifu, but it wasn't on sale.
18:28Go away!
18:29Why is it a one-way ticket?
18:30It's a one-way ticket.
18:31He is a pervert.
18:33If it were those two, he would be a decent person.
18:35What are you wearing?
18:37It's hot.
18:39Hey, you guys, be quiet.
18:43You guys.
18:45Coach.
18:46Coach.
18:47Why are you guys in a hamburger shop?
18:50The Olympics are coming soon.
18:52I'm sorry.
18:53It's just pickles.
18:54Don't make excuses.
18:56If you don't win the medal, I'll be really angry.
19:02I'm sorry.
19:04Let's go to practice.
19:06Let's go swimming.
19:07Yes.
19:11They are the representatives of swimming in Japan.
19:16Thank you very much.
19:19Next week is the second half.
19:21Suzuki Kaidan's Shin Kijiku continues.
19:25Hakusei's shocking private.
19:29I'm Masahiro Pen.
19:32Don't miss it.