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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Potomac.
00:02Once I saw all the citations,
00:05it was uncharacteristic of the Karen that I know.
00:08I just want to support her.
00:10The drinks are here.
00:11We have a little non-alcoholic rondon.
00:15She has a disease.
00:16It's called messagitis.
00:18Karen actually called me, but she told me
00:19she called you when she was drunk,
00:20so that really doesn't count.
00:22She seemed a little tipsy on the phone.
00:25I have been separated for a year.
00:27What?
00:28You're kidding me, right?
00:29I love someone.
00:31Okay.
00:32But we are not intimate.
00:35How long it's been?
00:37I ain't sleeping with you, man.
00:39I'm just not going to do it.
00:40Our GNA event is this week.
00:41I love that this is her father's memory.
00:44Why am I waking up to a text from Karen
00:46at 6.30 in the morning?
00:48There are two events scheduled at the same time.
00:51Should I not have people at my event
00:52because Giselle's having an event?
00:54No.
00:56What is she being honored for?
00:57Running into a tree?
00:59So, you know, we're going to Lake Norman.
01:02Is everyone coming?
01:03I just want everybody to have a good time.
01:04Yes, everybody's invited.
01:05How is Karen doing?
01:07Child, okay, so she's got to go to court when we get back.
01:09How are you doing?
01:10It all just hit, you know?
01:13You were distracted.
01:14I can't talk about that part
01:16because I don't want to incriminate myself.
01:20I broke, and so I'm not ashamed of that.
01:23Okay.
01:24But good for you, Karen, for owning up to that part
01:26because I just feel like it's okay for you to say,
01:29like, I f-ed up,
01:31and it's not okay to do what I did
01:33because it's not your first time.
01:35I'm not saying I f-ed up yet.
01:37I want you to wait for that.
01:38I'm not admitting anything, okay?
01:40No, I want you to wait so we can talk about it,
01:44and this will show me who my real friends are.
01:46Yeah.
01:48I'm actually quite disappointed in Karen.
01:49Just say you did it, girl.
01:51Like, just say you need your girls,
01:53you need support, pray for me,
01:55get your bail money together for me,
01:57whatever it is that you need from us.
01:58Like, just own it.
02:01I can't talk about it.
02:03It got back to me from my birthday party
02:05that Jack, when I said the night before my party
02:09that I was on the phone drinking, that's a lot.
02:14Karen doesn't like the fact that I was going around
02:16telling people that she called me drinking.
02:19I don't know why Karen used to call us drunk all the time.
02:21All right, Karen is not in the car to defend herself.
02:26Okay.
02:27I'm not going to lie, dating someone who's been divorced
02:30and has had all the experiences, that's not easy.
02:33It's not. It's not easy for me
02:35because he has a lot of experiences that I've never had.
02:37I feel the opposite with Darius and I, actually.
02:40What is your age gap?
02:41Three years.
02:43Oh, that's good. That's good.
02:44Oh, it's perfect for us, actually.
02:45That's my gap year, actually.
02:46And because he's so successful,
02:48I feel like my maturity in that three years
02:50that I'm older than him really helps keep him on track.
02:53You're older than him.
02:54Yeah, I'm three years older than him.
02:56Okay, okay.
02:57You know, I used to have a fetish for old-ass men.
03:00I think that everybody went through that.
03:01Who didn't?
03:02Who didn't go through that era?
03:06Greg is 42, so I feel like it's not too far.
03:08Makes sense. Not too far in age.
03:09You know, we both own businesses.
03:11He owns a mental health facility, too.
03:12Oh, wow. That's really nice.
03:14I've given myself a title.
03:15I am the executive marketing director,
03:17because it sounds fancy.
03:18Oh, and it do? Yeah.
03:19My med spa right now is pretty much on autopilot.
03:22It runs itself. This is my favorite one.
03:24But we have all been sampling,
03:25so you guys have been a little guinea pig down here.
03:27Yes, they have been my guinea pigs,
03:28so it's time for you to be my guinea pig, too,
03:29so you can take some of these home.
03:30So I'm also working with Greg.
03:32So, look, staff, how's everyone today?
03:34Doing good. All right, cool.
03:35So, look, we're going to do a quick check-in.
03:37How's everything going?
03:38I still be working on the school stuff.
03:39The procurement, we already registered for that,
03:41so it'll be a better position for us
03:43to take on more students from the school.
03:44I'm the person that's actually going to the schools,
03:47creating the relationships,
03:48and letting them know what services we can provide.
03:50I am here to help, okay? I'm here to help.
03:53He called me an employee the other day.
03:55I said you jacked. I was jacked,
03:57and he was dead-ass serious. Girl, I almost passed out.
04:00You know, I worked with my ex-husband,
04:01and that was not pleasant.
04:02Oh, you did have an ex-boyfriend?
04:04Yeah. Once we figure out if I'm an actual employee or not,
04:06we'll see how long I work there.
04:08Okay.
04:10So, Giselle, how are you and Karen?
04:14We're going to be fine,
04:15but there's conversations that need to be had.
04:17Karen didn't give a shit. Can I say shit?
04:20Like, how are you going to disrespect the charity
04:24that I'm giving money to in the name of my father?
04:26So, that's really what I have a problem with.
04:30Well, can you guys talk tonight?
04:31And not tomorrow, because tomorrow is a special day.
04:33Yes, special day.
04:34We're not going to mess that up.
04:36I don't plan on screaming at Karen.
04:37I don't plan on it going left.
04:39Karen and I have come a long way,
04:41so hopefully she will receive.
04:42Right, yeah.
04:44I hope she receives.
04:47But if she doesn't, it might spill over.
04:48It might get a little spillage on your birthday.
04:50Oh, Jesus.
04:52So, Wendy, you don't have any issues, do you, with nobody?
04:55Who, me? Yeah. I don't.
04:57I feel like there has been low-key,
05:00like, unspoken tension, competition between you and Jazzy.
05:05When we were on the plane,
05:07Jazzy said something about a side chick,
05:09and then you were like, I'm no one's side chick.
05:11So, here I am, minding my business in first class,
05:14and then I hear Jazzy saying you're me a sidekick
05:19or something like that.
05:21I think it's, like, picking at the scab.
05:23Okay, so Jazzy said, where's your sidekick?
05:26That's what I heard. Sidekick?
05:28Right. She's calling you a sidekick?
05:30She's calling me me a sidekick.
05:31There's no comparison between myself and Jazzy, no offense.
05:34Oh, wow. Okay.
05:36Not in my 40s.
05:37This is perfect. This is gonna be a long ride.
05:41And we got my girl, Stacey, coming in.
05:43First of all, where is Stacey?
05:46Where's Stacey? She's taking a car, you guys,
05:47because Tony and her family died in an aviation accident.
05:51So, we're in the month of May. She doesn't fly.
05:54Should we call her?
05:55Yeah, call her. Let's see what she said.
06:00Come on, Stacey, answer the phone.
06:01Stacey is done with us, okay?
06:03Yeah, she's done with us. Now, Stacey, Stacey, Stacey.
06:07She's just not that interesting.
06:09What?
06:11Okay, can you speak for the rest of the girls?
06:13Everybody said the same thing.
06:15This whole valley girl next door,
06:18it's the whole persona girl that I can't vibe with.
06:21That's weird. I don't relate.
06:23Maybe she'll open up this weekend.
06:30We're here, praise the Lord.
06:34Let the games begin.
06:38Thank you, sir.
06:42Okay, we made it.
06:43What you got in store for us, Lake Norman?
06:46Welcome to the lake.
06:47Hey, girls.
06:49Lake Norman has a very special dear place in my heart.
06:54Ink and I actually moved to Lake Norman together
06:57post-graduation.
06:58I mean, what was I, 19 when I first moved there?
07:01Ink and I were kids.
07:02We transferred there because he wanted to transfer
07:04radio stations.
07:06Good memories.
07:08Hey, hello.
07:10Hello.
07:11Hello.
07:12Lake Norman, ladies.
07:14Oh, beautiful.
07:16Well, hello, ladies. Welcome to Mia's Manor.
07:19Oh, Mia's Manor.
07:20Welcome to Mia's Manor.
07:24If you need anything, please ask us.
07:28Each one of us is assigned to a person.
07:30Oh, okay.
07:31I have you, Jacqueline, Giselle, and Ashley.
07:34Okay. We have the lake.
07:36We have a pool. I see chefs.
07:37I see butlers. I see champagne.
07:39I like the lake in the back. I like the dark slip.
07:42This is how Giselle is treated.
07:43Come on, Mia, with the personal concierge.
07:46That's a nice touch.
07:47Thank you, Mia. You're welcome.
07:48For bringing us here.
07:50And let me celebrate the last day of my 30s.
07:53Woo!
07:57This is as good as it gets. That's it.
07:59No more celebration of Wendy's.
08:01Okay. Okay.
08:03No more celebration.
08:04Every birthday celebration
08:06that has been thrown by this group, for me,
08:09has gone completely to hell in a basket.
08:11You look beautiful.
08:12And so do you.
08:14I'm the birthday girl,
08:16and Giselle is sitting in the center of the table.
08:18Please don't sit in my seat.
08:19You got one more f***ing time.
08:22And what you gonna do? Look at you.
08:24Look at the CEO. Look at the CEO.
08:27Happy birthday to me.
08:30Happy birthday to me.
08:32What we came to do in honor of you today on the Triple 20
08:36is paint Karen's vagina.
08:39It is what it is.
08:41You all have my permission to cancel
08:42any Wendy birthday celebrations.
08:45After you get settled, come back down,
08:48and chef has prepared us a lunch.
08:50Okay. Okay.
08:52Okay. Thank you so much.
08:53Hi. How are you?
08:54My name's Mia.
08:55Mia. You're Mia.
08:56Hi, Mia. Where are we going?
08:58This is cute-a.
09:00Cute-a.
09:02Oh, I like my room.
09:03Oh, hi. How's it going?
09:05Yes. Where are you?
09:06It's cute, Gizzy.
09:08It's cute. Where's my bathroom?
09:10Pardon-moi?
09:12Your bathroom is across the hall.
09:14Oh, wait a minute. Hold on.
09:16Are we sharing a bathroom?
09:18This? This is a bathroom.
09:19You got to get your own sink,
09:20and then a shared shower-toilet situation.
09:23Ah!
09:27I'm not sharing a toilet with Giselle.
09:29I can't do a boo-boo with...
09:32and share the same... No.
09:34Mm-mm. No. I can't.
09:35Grandam, if you have to share a bathroom with me,
09:37so be it.
09:38This is a setup.
09:40Mia! As a matter of fact,
09:41let me pee on the toilet seat and have you sit in it.
09:44Yes, that's what I'm going to do.
09:46I really do have to pee, so I'm going to pee really quickly.
09:48Yeah, fine. Do you at least use the word pee?
09:50I'm going to have to use it at some point.
09:52You're going to pee like a cow?
09:53What are you going to do in there?
09:54Are you going to pee?
09:55No, I am going to urinate when it's the proper time.
09:58Okay, I'm going to pee.
09:59Like a horse.
10:01You know, a huge bed, I'm happy.
10:04Wow! Look at this!
10:06This looks fun!
10:07This is so bangin'!
10:09Let me not laugh because I don't know my room yet.
10:11Ooh!
10:14Mia, you know I want to be out there naked on the thing.
10:17Of course, and I figured you'd do your yoga in the morning,
10:19your little ticky-tockies.
10:21Who's... How come I can't have this room?
10:22It's good because she has a little yoga because she can...
10:25Why not? Why are you hating?
10:26I am hating because this should be my room.
10:28You're probably going to sleep with Mia anyway.
10:30No, I want to be in my own room.
10:32Oh, Mia.
10:34We're besties, but in Miami, we were in the same room.
10:37Yeah, this is Mia sharing with you.
10:38Oh, you know it. Once again, you're taking a shower first.
10:41Is that a problem? Yes, bitch.
10:43I don't want to be attached to the hip of Mia
10:45for the rest of my life.
10:47How dare my best friend not give me a great room?
10:51What the hell is this? Is this my own space?
10:57Mia, I was rooting for you, and this is what you gave me.
11:00Bump beds. The last room in the whole house.
11:02Thank you, Mia.
11:04I know what you think about me now.
11:05Hearts.
11:06Get the ... out.
11:07Who's room is that?
11:09I need to move the bump beds together
11:10and I can have a queen size.
11:11Who's in here? Stacey is in here.
11:13Oh, Stacey's ...
11:14She's in boot camp.
11:16I put Kay and Stacey in the bunk bedroom
11:20because they are in girlfriend boot camp,
11:22and it's who is the toughest.
11:24Stacey's body is longer than the bitch.
11:27Oh, my God.
11:28Oh, watch your fingers. Okay.
11:30She'll be fine or not.
11:32Happy birthday to you.
11:36Cha-cha-cha.
11:37Happy birthday to you.
11:41Cha-cha-cha.
11:42Happy birthday, dear ...
11:46Come on, Mia. I love this room.
11:54I know we've had a very checkered past.
11:57If you stop talking, you'll understand and listen.
12:00I'm done talking to her.
12:02Don't put your hand in my face.
12:03Well, it's in your face. What are you going to do about it?
12:06My show vibrates really high,
12:08so if people are not at an intellectual level to receive it,
12:10then I understand why it may not be acceptable.
12:13That's a little shady.
12:14Was it?
12:16I know our relationship continues to be evolving.
12:21Aw.
12:23That's cute. That's how you do a birthday girl's room.
12:25Me and a lot of these ladies have come a very long way,
12:28and we have history,
12:29and the fact that they're all willing to come together
12:32to celebrate me,
12:33you know, they can't refuse the Godiva Goddess, baby.
12:37Aw, look at that.
12:39The birthday started already?
12:41Yeah.
12:42Oh, my goodness.
12:43Yes, ladies' room, birthday room.
12:45Very nice.
12:47That's a stinky leg. Stinky leg.
12:48What?
12:50Ah, 40.
12:51The little character is like ...
12:53No comment.
12:55This is where you thank me
12:57for having all the ... birthdays,
13:00and your 40th is good, but happy birthday.
13:07Coming up ...
13:08Don't ... with me, okay? Don't cry.
13:10Don't cry.
13:11You can cry till the cows come home. I don't give a ...
13:13All right, you guys ready to eat?
13:17I love you, Karen.
13:18I don't mind her having the best room,
13:20but did they have to decorate it?
13:21Well, they wanted to take some time,
13:22and then come up and eat.
13:23I mean, Karen, it's not your birthday.
13:24We have celebrated you enough, honey.
13:25I know, but never like this.
13:28All right, let's go eat, ladies.
13:30It's not a bunk bed.
13:31It's not a bunk bed.
13:32When is the wedding?
13:33Are they really going to put Stacey in a bunk bed?
13:34Whose room is this?
13:35Take a look, and you'll know.
13:36This is the queen's room.
13:38Queen K. Whose room is this?
13:40This is your room, Jacqueline, I think.
13:42Oh, it is?
13:43Yeah. She's lying.
13:44No, I'm serious. I'm not kidding, Jacqueline.
13:46She's sleeping with Mia. She doesn't know.
13:48Where's your room, Jacqueline?
13:49Is it upstairs?
13:51I don't have a room so far.
13:52Yes, you do.
13:53Where's her room? You know?
13:54In Mia's room.
13:56She's with Mia in the same room?
13:57You guys are sitting in the same room.
13:58Is it time to eat?
14:00Oh.
14:02What? What happened?
14:03They're sharing a room.
14:04What, are they sleeping together?
14:05Oh, this sounds like a repeat.
14:07Ooh.
14:08What's happening?
14:09Every chance y'all get, y'all sharing a room.
14:11Are we eating boxes?
14:12I was minding my business right outside my room,
14:15and I look up and I see people in the shower together.
14:17Oh, what? I know. I saw two people.
14:19What? Looking up in our shower.
14:20I was just looking up.
14:22I think it's important to have Jacqueline
14:24in the room with me because she's the baby.
14:27She has to nurse at night, and I got to make sure
14:29that she's good and fed for the morning.
14:31Jacqueline, if you do stuff like this,
14:33you can't get mad when they call you a sidekick.
14:35So, you're okay? Yeah, I'm okay.
14:37Yeah. Okay. All right, let's eat.
14:41Yeah, our room's horrible.
14:46Giselle and I have almost progressed
14:49to where we never wanted to be. We're sharing a bathroom.
14:52Okay.
14:53Oh, hello.
14:55Hi, gorgeous.
14:57You are so welcome.
14:59Hey, you're in for a surprise.
15:01Come on in.
15:02Oh, yeah, honey.
15:03I've traveled extensively all over the world
15:05with my soon-to-be ex-husband,
15:07so this is the first time that I'm traveling
15:10with just the girls.
15:11I've never really had the opportunity to travel like this.
15:15I'm excited. It's going to be great.
15:17So, I missed a lot.
15:18You did. You did.
15:19We're going to fill you in in a second.
15:20You did, honey. You did.
15:22But tonight, I'm going to be getting on the road, going home.
15:26Tomorrow morning is Angel Nadour's
15:27cap-and-gown ceremony at this school.
15:29Oh, yeah.
15:30So, that's top of the morning,
15:31and then I'm going to catch a flight and come back.
15:33That's a lot. It's a lot.
15:35But, you know, I'm here for them.
15:36That's the hell this is.
15:38Yeah, we're trying to figure that out.
15:41But I'm glad to see y'all are doing.
15:42The two of y'all.
15:44Yeah.
15:46So, when the ladies heard you on the plane
15:48saying that I'm Mia's sidekick,
15:50they were listening too hard. That was never said.
15:52So, I felt a little attacked
15:55because I feel like some of the ladies
15:57been giving a connotation that I'm living in Mia's shadow.
15:59Who's this?
16:00Oh, I'm Jacqueline.
16:02That's a friend.
16:03You're Jacqueline? Okay.
16:04And I like Jacqueline, but I do not like her
16:06finishing Mia's sentences.
16:07I have my own business. I'm a mom.
16:10I hold it down, okay?
16:12I've never been anybody's sidekick.
16:14I am the main course, honey.
16:16I am giving the full-bodied everything, honey.
16:20Where? The steak and lobster.
16:21Where are you giving it?
16:22I still have another.
16:24Do you want me to stand up and show you how I'm giving it?
16:25Oh, hold on. Hold on.
16:27Hold on. Hold on.
16:28The hair, the body, the intellect, the finesse.
16:32I'm giving it.
16:33The neck up? For sure.
16:35I'm giving it. The neck up for sure.
16:36There is no sidekick here, honey.
16:40From what I've gotten to see about Jacqueline,
16:42she's just a little obsessed with Mia.
16:44I do want you to meet Jacqueline.
16:47I don't know if she gonna love you
16:48because she's very territorial.
16:49Did you replace me?
16:51No, I did not replace you.
16:52Which makes her a bit strange to me.
16:54Actually, I was making a joke and telling Mia
16:57that we expect her to have a great lake house trip
17:01because this year she has an even better sidekick.
17:04Which is yourself. Exactly.
17:06No.
17:07You're fighting to be a sidekick?
17:10Ooh, the self-esteem.
17:12It's...
17:14But when she was so heated about it,
17:15I was like, okay, take it.
17:16And that doesn't bother you to call yourself a sidekick?
17:18I said it as a joke because I know people know
17:20I'm not a sidekick. Period.
17:21So...
17:22Where is this heat coming from?
17:25Because Jazzy is cool.
17:26...to have a good trip,
17:27and especially to have a good trip
17:29because I am now in her life.
17:31If you say so.
17:32I know that there's been some transgressions.
17:34But you know what, Jazzy? I'm happier in her life
17:36because I know I'll always be number one.
17:39I'm getting a very pick-me type of personality with Jazzy.
17:43I think she wants to be Mia's new sidechick,
17:45sidekick, whatever.
17:48Jacqueline is weirdly obsessed with Mia.
17:53Well, I have been thoroughly entertained.
17:57Have a seat, darling.
17:59All right, so the boat is going to come pick us up at 7.
18:03Okay.
18:04And gonna take us for a cruise around the lake.
18:06Yeah. Is that fun?
18:07Okay. Okay.
18:08So wear what you're gonna wear to dinner
18:10because when we come back, dinner is going to be ready for us.
18:13And our guests will have arrived by then.
18:15Okay. We're having guests?
18:16We are. My girlfriends that live here are coming to visit.
18:19Oh.
18:20A little party.
18:22Yeah, a little party. Yeah, a little pep show party.
18:23Yes. Thank you.
18:25Congratulations.
18:27Congratulations.
18:29Oh, we'll try.
18:30And they're all your friends, too, right?
18:32I mean, they're Mia's friends,
18:33and I'm cordial with them, absolutely.
18:35Elsa, Jesus.
18:37Okay. Okay. We love.
18:39She used to text and talk to one of them,
18:41but then she theatrically exit the group chat.
18:47Jacqueline, you have a lot of beef with a lot of people.
18:51I don't have a lot of beef with a lot of people at all.
18:53I don't.
18:54I have been nothing but a friend to Jacqueline,
18:56and I feel that she is not a friend.
19:00I want to be transparent in front of the whole group.
19:03When you came to me the night before my party for a phone call,
19:08you were seeking my advice.
19:10No one was drunk at that phone call.
19:13I see you. All right.
19:14Well, that's fine.
19:16So, Karen, so that you know, anything that Jacqueline said,
19:19I felt was not malicious or mean.
19:22No, don't do that. Don't do that.
19:23Don't do that. No, because I don't want you to be mad at her.
19:24No, I'm not mad. I am passionate about this.
19:28We don't have to have any further conversation.
19:30Once again, she doesn't hear anything that I have to say.
19:33You're lying. You're a liar.
19:35And this is why I don't ... with you.
19:38Okay, well, then don't ... with me, Karen,
19:39because you're deflecting about a lot of things,
19:41and let's be honest. Karen, do not call me a liar.
19:43You are a ... liar.
19:45No, I said it didn't go down like that.
19:47We had a conversation, and you said ...
19:49I've been nothing but a friend to you.
19:51I tried to be helpful, and this is how you repay me?
19:54You backstabbing heifer.
19:56I really don't care, though, because Jacqueline is irrelevant.
19:59This is actually Karen being, one, a mean girl,
20:02and, two, you're just deflecting.
20:03Don't want anybody to talk about you,
20:05and I'm not even deflecting.
20:07I still know, Karen, that you have a court case.
20:09What the ... have I done to you for you to lie on me?
20:12Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
20:14I'm not lying on you.
20:15Don't ... with me, okay?
20:16Because you are a flipper, and I don't ... with flippers.
20:19I'm not that kind of person. I'm really not.
20:23Don't cry.
20:24Don't cry, Jacqueline. Don't cry.
20:25No. Don't cry. Don't cry, Jacqueline.
20:27Well, I'm only receiving another, and I don't buy it.
20:30Whatever. You can cry till the cows come home.
20:32I don't give a ...
20:36I don't ... with flippers.
20:38Don't cry, Jacqueline. Don't cry.
20:40No. Don't cry.
20:42You can cry till the cows come home.
20:44I don't give a ...
20:48Karen. Karen.
20:50No. No. Don't ... with me.
20:52I'm not the only one that was concerned.
20:54Don't lie on me, and don't ... with me.
20:55Karen, we all were concerned, okay?
20:58People judging me is the least of my worries.
21:01When have you ever known the grand dame to crumple?
21:04Never, and it ain't going to happen.
21:07How many wonders are there in the world?
21:08Seven? Seven wonders? I'm the eighth.
21:12Especially in this group. They are so obsessed.
21:15I don't give a ...
21:16All right.
21:19So, Mia, I think we only have 45 minutes to get ready.
21:21Yeah. Sounds great.
21:23So, we meet right here at 7, at the dock?
21:24And what we're wearing for dinner.
21:25We can. Down by the pool.
21:27Down by the pool. Okay. All right.
21:29Good? I'm good.
21:31I need to show you your room.
21:33Let's go. Come on. Come on. Let's go to your room.
21:36Like, are you ... Okay. I don't want ...
21:37Listen.
21:39These two days, I know you guys have issues,
21:41but these two days are really about me.
21:43I know. And you guys need to be happy.
21:45You guys can't cry nothing. This is about me.
21:48This is the most beautiful part of your room.
21:49You see the lake?
21:51Oh, my gosh. Bunk beds.
21:54Yes. Are those for me?
21:56Yes. Yay!
21:58I've always wanted to be in a bunk bed.
22:00Oh, my gosh!
22:01Oh, my gosh. I love it.
22:03When I was growing up,
22:05I wanted to have bunk beds so bad.
22:07What are the chances that I'm walking in
22:10to my first girls' trip, and I get to have a roommate,
22:14and we get to sleep in bunk beds?
22:16I'm so happy.
22:18You're sharing this room with Kay.
22:19If I have to sleep in a bunk bed,
22:22I would want to sleep with you, Kay.
22:23Oh, my God! That is so kind,
22:25because I said, I don't even know Stacey.
22:27Well, we're going to get to know each other.
22:28But since you're being so positive, here we are.
22:29That's so nice.
22:31I thought that she would be more upset about the bunk bed
22:33than I was, given her length.
22:35But Stacey's attitude inspires me to say,
22:38you know what? Here we are. Let's do it.
22:41When I even said, neck up,
22:43I just meant that whatever's going on,
22:45I can't deny that you're a beautiful woman.
22:46I wasn't even thinking about, oh, how your body is shaped.
22:49I need to think about that.
22:51Well, I don't like your outfit, Jacqueline,
22:52but that's not why I said that.
22:54Well, that's fine. It's an airport outfit.
22:56Just real quick, you think Molasses would be able
22:57to do some practices with me before the actual show?
23:01I just need to figure out when is a good time.
23:02I think you're on the email chain as well.
23:04We're on another chain with, like, everyone.
23:06I'm busting my balls over here, okay?
23:08I'm working really hard to create income
23:10so that I can maintain my lifestyle.
23:12Out here, hosting drag shows. I'm hosting live shows.
23:16I'm doing whatever I can as a working mom
23:18to make sure that, you know, we stay up here.
23:22Did you talk to Kacey Beyonce about this, too?
23:25I think I may have talked to Kacey, like...
23:27What was that?
23:30Did you hear that?
23:32He's a little crazy.
23:34True.
23:35They have drawers.
23:36My clothes don't go in drawers.
23:37They have to be hung.
23:39You want to hang... Do you want to use this as a rack?
23:41Girl, yes.
23:41You want to hang our clothes up so that they don't get wrinkled?
23:46How are we supposed to be ready in 45 minutes?
23:48No, that's fine.
23:49Wait, there have to be more bathrooms here, right?
23:52Bathrooms?
23:54Here's a bathroom.
23:55Okay, it's not a bathroom.
24:00Girl, they have Pac-Man.
24:12You okay?
24:12No, girl, I'm okay.
24:14Eric's pissed.
24:16All I said was, I thought she was drinking,
24:17and she turned this into some big shit.
24:19Karen has to deflect, right?
24:22Because she doesn't want to talk about her citations.
24:25So she's going to talk about somebody.
24:28And...
24:30Jacqueline, it's your turn.
24:33She's looking for a home on the low.
24:36Beautiful.
24:38Isn't it beautiful?
24:40I love it.
24:41Oh, I'll come around here to you, honey.
24:43It's okay.
24:43Okay.
24:45Oh, how are you?
24:47So I am fantastic.
24:49How are you?
24:50Oh my goodness.
24:51I'm happy to be here.
24:52Wait, what's going on?
24:53I needed a break.
24:55Karen, honey.
24:56Okay.
24:58I have been just so, so grateful
25:02for the past few months,
25:04being back home with my husband,
25:07soon to be ex-husband, and Arabella.
25:10Until?
25:11The closer we get to this mediation,
25:15I have to tell Arabella that we're getting a divorce.
25:19I know.
25:19We are still living together as a family,
25:22but we are not telling Arabella about the divorce
25:26until we have final decisions made.
25:31I don't know that I'm prepared to do that.
25:34I get it.
25:35She's eight.
25:36She's no fool.
25:36And you don't want to be a liar to your daughter.
25:39I think you got to set her free.
25:41But something's got to give, Karen.
25:42Stacey, you know I have never blown smoke up your ass,
25:45okay, about anything in our friendship.
25:47Yes, you do.
25:48I wanted to talk to you,
25:49if we could transition for a moment.
25:50Yeah, please.
25:51Because I want the girls to really get to know you.
25:54Okay.
25:54And I've gotten some feedback,
25:56and they're like-
25:56What's the feedback?
25:57Okay, okay.
25:58I'm gonna bring it to you.
25:59Bring it to you slow.
26:01Yeah, they say you're boring.
26:04Boring?
26:04Boring.
26:06Coming up.
26:08You butt dialed us.
26:10You did, in fact, butt dialed us, I forgot.
26:12And you bet...
26:15Who does that?
26:16Ooh, I'm doing this, you know?
26:21What's the feedback?
26:23Yeah, they say you're boring.
26:25Boring?
26:26Boring.
26:27And you are far-
26:28Who said I was boring?
26:29No name calling.
26:30You better tell me who.
26:31It's a general consensus.
26:32She's just not that interesting.
26:35Wow.
26:36I get all the jokes about,
26:39Stacey's so happy, she's so quirky.
26:42Well, they're not quirky.
26:43I'm sorry that I'm joyful.
26:44I don't use my success to divide.
26:47I use my success and all this to unite people.
26:50As a proud Christian,
26:51I think that if you are picking this up,
26:53what a wonderful way to stay close to God
26:55every time you look at that beautiful cross.
26:58So I know it's different for people to take it all in.
27:01Boring?
27:03No.
27:04I feel like I must be an alien to these ladies
27:07because I am out of this world with positivity and light.
27:11They aren't used to that.
27:15Come to my planet.
27:16It's marvelous.
27:18People like to come for what they aspire to be.
27:22Karen?
27:23Yes.
27:23Stacey, you guys ready to go on the boat?
27:25Yes.
27:25Okay, all right.
27:26We're headed down now, okay?
27:27Okay, we're coming in.
27:29Let them get to know you.
27:30Okay.
27:31Because boring you ain't.
27:32Okay.
27:33How is this boring?
27:35It's not the outfit, Stacey.
27:41Give me a seat, meow.
27:43I think I got something to say.
27:45I got some material in me, I got a little slip.
27:46All right, let's go.
27:49What a beautiful night.
27:51Oh, it's peaceful, right?
27:53Is Lake Norman big?
27:54Yes, it's huge.
27:55There's parts of the lake that's 115 feet deep.
27:58What?
27:59That's just huge for a lake, right?
28:01Hi, Captain Mike.
28:04Oh, this is the boat?
28:04I'm Nia.
28:05Is this a speed boat?
28:06Does it get a little speed on it?
28:07Nice to meet you.
28:08Come on, ladies.
28:09Come on, ladies.
28:10Hey, what's up?
28:11Okay, yeah.
28:12Uh-uh, I'm coming out of the, uh-uh chap.
28:14What is happening?
28:15Oh, my God.
28:16What a crew.
28:17Hey, how's it going, Stacey?
28:18Hi, how are you?
28:19Hi.
28:20Be blessed.
28:21Oh, no.
28:22Oh, Lord.
28:23We got a river boat.
28:24Heel shot.
28:25Yes.
28:26Come on.
28:27I was there right here.
28:28Mm-hmm.
28:29Hey, Giselle.
28:29Hi.
28:30Am I driving the boat?
28:31Are you driving the boat?
28:32Girl, I'm just going around the lake.
28:34I know.
28:36Karen, this is not how this works, okay?
28:38We hopefully can get back to a good place.
28:41But Karen, girl, we're going to do some talking.
28:44It was just an observation, and I am innocent.
28:48You're welcome.
28:49It's a proven guilty.
28:50She's a f***er.
28:51Captain Mike, I can drive, too, if you like.
28:54Oh, he's like, okay, no.
28:59I like this pace.
29:02You guys are so far away over there.
29:04Enjoying the scenic view.
29:07I've been eyeing that.
29:09Excuse me, ladies.
29:10Miss Mia.
29:11You see on the left here,
29:11the bridge we get to go to this island,
29:13which is now on our left.
29:14As with many places on Lake Norman,
29:16there are some very notable celebrities
29:18that reside there.
29:19Yeah.
29:19It's race car drivers, Panther players.
29:22Okay.
29:24Bobcats owners.
29:25We have gotten to know each other really well, very fast.
29:29It's pretty personal and intense between me and Stacey.
29:31Yeah.
29:32We're basically sisters now.
29:33Yeah.
29:33Okay.
29:34It's deeper than we thought.
29:35I think I'm jealous, actually.
29:36You should come in.
29:37Come in.
29:39Wait, listen, we have a bed for you.
29:40We've got like seven beds.
29:42We have space for you.
29:44So, Kay, out of all the women in the group,
29:47who are you not so close with?
29:49Me and Ashley, of course, very interesting situation.
29:52Did Ashley ever apologize for her role
29:55and everything that happened?
29:56She did.
29:57I just was not willing to accept her apology at the moment.
29:59An altercation erupted at the GNA event.
30:02Ashley, did you invite Debra around to stir things up?
30:06No, she is a close, excuse me,
30:08was a close friend of mine.
30:10Well, I do want to say also, I'm sorry to Kiana.
30:12I'm sorry that you went through that.
30:14Okay.
30:15Truly.
30:15Do you accept that?
30:16I feel like Ashley is the queen
30:18of the aftermath apologies.
30:20Did you press charges?
30:21Oh, yeah.
30:22DC pressed charges against her.
30:24That's an assault with a deadly weapon.
30:25So, and then I pressed my own charges.
30:27And what happened?
30:28If you don't mind me asking.
30:28So, we're just waiting on the court date.
30:33So, Mia, you posted for Mother's Day
30:35this very nice photo of you, Gordon,
30:39your beautiful children, and Ink.
30:40Was that here when you said New Year's Eve?
30:43Yeah.
30:47Sometimes he's good with like us all being together
30:51in the same house, like sleeping in the same,
30:53you know, under the same roof.
30:55And then sometimes he's like not comfortable.
31:00That's a lot.
31:00When you say all you guys in the same room,
31:02you mean him and Ink and all you guys?
31:04Yeah.
31:05Mm-hmm.
31:06Are you still married to Gordon?
31:07Mm-hmm.
31:09That's a lot for him to take.
31:10It is.
31:11That's what I'm saying.
31:11Yeah, it's a lot for him.
31:12It is a lot.
31:13All of this is too soon, and it's confusing.
31:15I'm confused.
31:16If I'm confused, the children are very confused.
31:19He's on medication, he's better,
31:21he's getting the help that he needs.
31:22So, once you're on medication,
31:23it can't happen, the episodes don't happen.
31:24No, it can happen again.
31:26He has to stay in therapy,
31:27he has to keep his meds recalibrated.
31:29But there are still times where, you know,
31:32he has to pull himself back.
31:34You know, signs of manic,
31:35it's like he has excessive spending.
31:37You know, like he would wanna buy cars, all cash.
31:41He bought my G-Wagon, all cash.
31:42We have a wedding anniversary on May 5th,
31:44so I thought I'd let her build her own G-Wagon!
31:51And then he puts us into a pickle.
31:52I have had to rebound us as a marriage three times.
31:57I'm not doing it no more.
31:58No.
31:59So, yes, for one, I was surprised
32:00that you weren't flying with us,
32:01but that's totally understandable.
32:03I know that's a very serious matter about your uncle,
32:06so I respect that.
32:07But then we were also talking,
32:08there was a little bit of chatter about,
32:09like, you were dating and...
32:12Ashley said that Stacy is dating.
32:15Ashley was like, Stacy's getting a divorce
32:18and she got a new man, he, he, he.
32:20And I just didn't like the energy of it,
32:22so I had to say something.
32:24Yeah, I wouldn't have liked that.
32:27Stacy, I said he's a friend.
32:30I didn't say, oh, Stacy's getting a divorce
32:32and she's getting up under a new man.
32:34I didn't say that.
32:35Stop saying that.
32:41Stacy, I said he's a friend.
32:44I didn't say, oh, Stacy's getting a divorce
32:46and she's getting up under a new man.
32:49I didn't say that.
32:50So, does he want the divorce?
32:52She has a new friend.
32:53Oh, you moved on?
32:54Yeah, she had a new friend, so, you know,
32:56I'm sorry, Stacy, I had to say it, but she good.
32:58I didn't think that it was a national secret.
33:01I know that she is a very private person.
33:03Maybe she took it a certain way
33:05when you brought it up in front of the group.
33:06You see what I'm saying?
33:07This is fair.
33:08Everyone shares differently.
33:09Hey, ladies.
33:10It depends on the contract.
33:11Hey, ladies.
33:11I think I wanna sit.
33:12I never thought I was gonna go through a divorce.
33:16I thought I would be married forever.
33:18And I have a wonderful man who loves me.
33:22What do you think about being here?
33:24The toughest thing, honestly, is your absence.
33:28And I can't even start that relationship with him
33:30because I'm not done with my marriage.
33:32In the way that you spoke about him in that moment,
33:35I just felt like you took someone special and reduced it.
33:38So, I'm sorry.
33:39Okay.
33:40I shouldn't have snapped at you.
33:41Okay, and I appreciate that.
33:42But you very much were like,
33:43Ashley, you're messy, you're messy, you're being messy.
33:46And I think that's what unnerved you, correct?
33:49Yeah, because if she doesn't know me, she just met me.
33:51How'd she know?
33:52But you also spent hours at my house.
33:55Then you came over the next day
33:57and put your bunion on my marble countertops.
34:00You can't get so smart, bunion.
34:03Yeah.
34:04I thought we were getting to know each other, Ashley.
34:06I completely understand Stacey's position.
34:08She doesn't want her ex-husband to potentially hear
34:11about this new best friend, love interest,
34:13whatever you want to call it.
34:14I don't even know at this point.
34:16But I'm telling you from experience,
34:18it will eat you up from inside.
34:20It's not fun for anybody.
34:21I'm in new waters.
34:23So, I'm literally in new waters.
34:26TJ and I are intimate.
34:28He's a devout Christian.
34:29I have not been intimate with anyone in a year.
34:31Are you? Oh, wow.
34:32Huh?
34:33I was married to a man that believes in the Lord.
34:37There was a whole lot of sex going on.
34:38Stacey's not celibate.
34:40That's my opinion.
34:41I'm not gonna, I'm gonna stick to that.
34:43Do you think with celibacy, you can't masturbate?
34:46You're like, can we?
34:48Stacey and I were talking earlier today
34:50and I was telling her the word boring.
34:54Who called me boring?
34:56Giselle, I think I called you stiff.
34:58Stiff?
34:59I think it was Mia.
35:00Mia called you boring.
35:02So, Mia, you called me boring
35:03and then you gave me the kids wrong.
35:05What's going on?
35:06We had a conversation at breakfast this morning
35:08and we all agree that you're just a little uninteresting.
35:11Mm.
35:13Ouch.
35:14That right there was, uh, is diabolical.
35:19I know it's a lot to take.
35:21You are.
35:21I'm glad you're here.
35:22I'm glad you're here.
35:23I move in a different way.
35:25I don't let things bother me
35:27like a kid's bed with a safety rail.
35:31This is the Stacey I know.
35:33This girl makes you crack your side.
35:35She's fun, but she's also going through hell right now.
35:38And I remember when I was divorced and what it was like.
35:41We need to support her.
35:42This friendship is coming around just at the right time
35:44because I'm a vessel.
35:46Everything I've been getting,
35:47I'm gonna give it right back to Stacey.
35:49Paying it forward.
35:51All right, ladies.
35:52So what we're gonna do is we're gonna head back
35:54to the house now.
35:55Oh, yes.
35:56I'm gonna need for you to get back to your seat.
35:58Go ahead and stiff walk on back.
36:01No, un-stiff.
36:02Oh, yes.
36:03Un-stiff.
36:04Un-stiff.
36:04Un-stiff.
36:05Un-stiff.
36:06Un-stiff.
36:07Un-stiff.
36:08Un-stiff.
36:09Un-stiff.
36:09Un-stiff.
36:10Un-stiff.
36:11Un-stiff.
36:12Un-stiff.
36:13Un-stiff.
36:14Un-stiff.
36:14Un-stiff.
36:15Un-stiff.
36:16Everybody getting off okay?
36:17Back on the ground.
36:19This is beautiful.
36:20Oh my gosh, Mia.
36:21This is beautiful.
36:22This is beautiful.
36:23It's over a pantyhose.
36:24It's over a living.
36:26Yes, let's grab a cocktail.
36:27Okay.
36:28All right.
36:29We have the Mia Moore.
36:30Yes.
36:31The bi-coastal queen.
36:32We had a rental house in Charlotte
36:35and we had the rental house here.
36:37Why were you renting properties in Charlotte?
36:39Because we are so bi-coastal.
36:42I work across the East Coast.
36:43Charlotte and Maryland and the East Coast.
36:46And we have Potomac proper.
36:48Love it.
36:49Okay.
36:49Love it.
36:50This is so pretty.
36:51Isn't it?
36:52I know.
36:53The vodka.
36:54We on tequila tonight.
36:55Baby.
36:56Hi.
36:57Hi.
36:58Hi.
36:58Hi.
36:59Hi.
37:00Gorgeous girl.
37:01So pretty.
37:02Hi, beautiful.
37:03Okay, guys.
37:03So this is Dom.
37:05Hi, Dom.
37:06Hi, Dom.
37:06And Dom is a dear friend of mine
37:08and he's a big fan of mine.
37:10He's a big fan of mine.
37:11He's a big fan of mine.
37:12He's a big fan of mine.
37:13He's a big fan of mine.
37:13He's a big fan of mine.
37:14He's a big fan of mine.
37:15And she has put all this together for us.
37:19Aw.
37:21Cheers to you.
37:22You need a drink, so cheers to you.
37:24And you're beautiful.
37:26I love you, lady.
37:27Aw.
37:28I really do.
37:29That's cute.
37:29Okay, well, can I say a couple things?
37:31I'm getting ready to leave soon, so now is the time.
37:34So in the car, Wendy, the birthday girl, said,
37:37hey, Giselle, how are things between you and Karen?
37:39And I said, I want to talk to Karen about some things.
37:42And you said, do it before my birthday.
37:45Yes.
37:46Karen, the events of it all,
37:50you knew I had the event.
37:51You knew how important the event was to me and to Ashley.
37:55And I feel like I'm being the utmost friend to you
38:01and I'm not getting it in return.
38:06I feel like I'm being the utmost friend to you
38:11and I'm not getting it in return.
38:14Okay.
38:15I do want to address your dad's event.
38:17I needed my friends with me, too, that day.
38:19So I did invite them, but I took every measure
38:22to make sure that the girls knew
38:25that they should attend both, okay?
38:28You said to me you weren't going to double book,
38:32but you did.
38:33You asked me specifically, what day was it?
38:35I said, I don't know.
38:36Our GNA event is this week.
38:37I told you I was being given an award, right?
38:39Remember?
38:40Mine is earlier on Friday, but I won't miss your event.
38:43I'll be at your event.
38:44Okay.
38:45I'll be at both.
38:46I do really regret that I was not there for you
38:50in memory of your father.
38:51However, I do not take responsibility for your behavior.
38:54Karen, stop talking about my behavior.
38:55I raised you better than that.
38:56No, you have not.
38:57I have.
38:58But moving forward, I think our communication can be better.
39:04It could be, I agree.
39:05And again, I have felt like 100% I have been there for you.
39:10You have, and I want the girls to know that.
39:12So if I'm going to be there for you,
39:13I want to feel it in return.
39:15It's my point.
39:16I agree with you.
39:17I'm sick of being mad at Karen.
39:20We need to clear the air,
39:21and just dead this, and bury this, and move forward.
39:24Mia, I will be back tomorrow.
39:26Yes, doll.
39:27Safe travels.
39:28Safe travels.
39:29Good luck.
39:30I'll tell my kids y'all said hi.
39:32Oh, congrats.
39:33Hi.
39:34Oh, hey.
39:37Hi, Karen.
39:37Hey.
39:38Hi.
39:39Hi.
39:40Hi.
39:41Hi.
39:42How are you?
39:43Mia got some baddies on her squad, okay?
39:45I like being in the presence of bad bitches.
39:47They came here to celebrate me.
39:50Me, me, me.
39:52So beautiful.
39:53How are you?
39:54Hello.
39:55I went out with Joey and Mia one night,
39:57and it was fun.
40:00Clearly, Jacqueline does not fit
40:01into this group of friends.
40:02Mia would not have a problem with me saying that.
40:05Ladies, the chef would like to introduce the meal courses.
40:09My name is Chef Kev.
40:10I have a summer salad with mango,
40:12steak with lobster, lamb chops,
40:14mashed potatoes and asparagus.
40:16Ooh.
40:17Okay.
40:18Thank you, Chef.
40:19All right, so I do want to go around the table.
40:21I do want to introduce my friends.
40:23Tell us maybe like a funny story about me.
40:25Oh.
40:26A funny story about you.
40:28I want to hear everything.
40:28Give me the dirt.
40:29I think the best funny story was Ink licking your toe.
40:34Yeah, so he licked in between the big and the second.
40:38Yeah.
40:40Two.
40:41It wasn't just one toe.
40:41Okay, cool.
40:42It was a happy meal.
40:43We were on a yacht in Mexico,
40:44and he actually picked my foot up at the table
40:47we were eating and started sucking on my toes.
40:54Okay, I'm a little embarrassed, but not really.
40:56Okay, Ashton, don't make me cry either.
40:58I met Mia like some years ago.
41:00Like probably, it's even 13, 14 years ago.
41:03When I met her, she was getting married to G.
41:05Like I was helping her shop for her wedding.
41:08Okay.
41:09I knew Mia before she had that, had G.
41:12Like in the Honda Civic on the 22 rims,
41:14shopping at Kayla's.
41:16Okay, that's what I knew Mia.
41:18Jacqueline is clearly trying to state her claim.
41:21Wait guys, so I have a funny story.
41:24Mia has a story.
41:25So there was a time where Joy and Karen and I
41:31went out in DC.
41:32We went to dinner.
41:33Oh yes, we did.
41:34We did, we sure did.
41:37And the funny story is when you left, you butt dialed us.
41:44You did, in fact.
41:45And you said.
41:49What did I say?
41:50Ooh, baby.
41:51Mama said.
41:53What'd I say?
41:54You were with someone else
41:55and you said those girls think I'm with Rex.
41:59I don't think so.
42:00What?
42:07Previously.