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00:00Can you say that Giselle has a type? Probably.
00:02I could take a good go-go or something like that.
00:04Definitely.
00:09Whenever Josh and I talk, it feels like everyone else in the room disappears.
00:13Would you continue this journey if I did see other people?
00:20I wouldn't close myself off to other options myself.
00:25After the accident and the anger I experienced,
00:29I didn't know if our marriage was going to make it.
00:31I don't think we can ever take our marriage for granted again.
00:35Thanks.
00:37Ink thinks that I need to set more boundaries with you.
00:40And I'm not emotionally available for him.
00:44Because I'm always so concerned about you.
00:48Are you okay with Mommy and Daddy not spending forever together?
00:52No!
00:54You can't marry Mr. Ink.
01:00When the girls are away, it's time for Giselle to play.
01:05I quit grading, but I'm still passing judgments.
01:10Marriage may be temporary, but Ink is permanent.
01:14From kiddie pools to the dating pool, I'm ready to dive in.
01:19I know how to host a show and steal one, too.
01:24I own a business, I mind my business, and I stay on business.
01:29Darling, I am the fence and the gatekeeper.
01:45We're going to do the obstacle course!
01:49We're at survival height.
01:51Even if this thing does fall, we will survive.
01:53But you're probably going to be in a coma.
01:55In a coma?
01:57I mean, at least we're all doing it together.
01:59Oh, my gosh.
02:01It'll be a family inside the hospital.
02:03You can put me in a coma in a hospital already.
02:05I just got started.
02:07The children obviously know what's going on
02:10between me and Gordon and our divorce and separation.
02:14But I also want them to know that their voice is heard.
02:17And their opinions matter.
02:21Mommy, do it! You can do it!
02:28I can tell you, you're probably never doing this again.
02:31But once you find out you're alive when you get to the end,
02:33then you'll probably want to do it again.
02:35I know divorces can be really hard for the children.
02:38And it's really important to remind them that
02:40Mommy and Daddy love them very, very much.
02:43They are our top priority.
02:45The more you do this, the less scared you get of it.
02:48Why is it moving so much?
02:50Okay.
02:51Yeah!
02:53You made it alive!
03:04Hi, how are you?
03:05Good.
03:06Stacy Rush, 4-3, please.
03:08You can follow me.
03:09Okay, thank you.
03:10Enjoy.
03:16Hi!
03:17How are you?
03:18I'm good.
03:19Golden girl.
03:20Oh, I didn't give you a hug, I'm sorry.
03:21Yes, I would love a greeting, a hug, or something.
03:25I'm starving. Have you eaten?
03:27I ate a little early, but then I worked out.
03:29Okay, Giselle, working on your fitness.
03:32Yes.
03:33Hello!
03:35Hi, honey bun.
03:36Hi, how are you?
03:38Hi, Stacy.
03:39Hi, Karen, how are you?
03:40I'm fantastic.
03:41When I joined this group,
03:43Karen said that this was about sisterhood.
03:46I feel like Giselle has this outer shell
03:50to protect her from people,
03:53but inside, she's soft and cuddly.
03:57And we're going to be besties.
04:00How have you been?
04:01I'm good, thank you.
04:03Just chasing after Bella.
04:05She is swimming and winning every race.
04:09She has a championship.
04:11Yes, she is number one in butterfly,
04:14and breaststroke, and freestyle.
04:17Don't go far.
04:19I'll have the little gym.
04:22Sure.
04:23Dressing on the side.
04:24Okay.
04:25I'd like to please have the burrata to start with,
04:27and then the Riviera shrimp and salmon salad.
04:29Okay.
04:30Same thing, please.
04:31Did we order the same thing?
04:32Did you want two burratas,
04:33or did you want for the table?
04:34No, I think that Stacy should share with me.
04:36Oh, well, thank you, Karen.
04:38Absolutely.
04:39I would love a ginger ale.
04:41Maybe a German Riesling.
04:42Okay.
04:43That'd be great.
04:45Yes, ma'am.
04:46How is TJ doing?
04:47TJ is doing well.
04:48He'll be back this afternoon.
04:50He's coming back from L.A. for the Love Lagoon.
04:52Good.
04:53So, what are we doing at this party, Karen?
04:55Why is it called the Love Lagoon?
04:56Yeah, I want to know what to expect.
04:58I'm nervous.
04:59I love my love parties.
05:01Where is the craziest place that you have ever had sex?
05:04Wendy and Eddie?
05:06In the park.
05:08My love theme parties are meant to talk about love,
05:13sex, joy, sadness, fun.
05:16There'll be libations.
05:17You'll have a full bar.
05:18Not full bar, because I don't want anyone getting lit.
05:21But you'll have a bar.
05:22I want to get litty.
05:23No.
05:24Why?
05:25Okay, you can get lit if you want to.
05:26Are we playing games?
05:27We're going to play games.
05:28Oh, my goodness, because I want to win.
05:30Wait a minute.
05:31We're competitors.
05:32TJ and I want to win everything.
05:33So, when he comes here, does he work here?
05:35Well, he's auditioning in L.A., so when he comes here,
05:37it's when he knows he has downtime.
05:39Got it.
05:40Hey, I'm working today.
05:41I'm on Grey's Anatomy.
05:42You just need to be with Stacy.
05:44Explore.
05:45You need a moment.
05:46And just figure out what you really like.
05:48I do know what I really like.
05:50And what is it that you like?
05:51You sure?
05:52I really like TJ.
05:53Okay.
05:54I put my lip gloss on.
05:56I know what I like.
05:57Okay, well, you know.
05:59We just want you to have more penises.
06:01More what?
06:04Penises.
06:05Oh, my God.
06:06Stop it.
06:0716 years to TJ.
06:09How long have you known TJ?
06:11I've known TJ for about a year.
06:13Girl, nobody know nobody in a year.
06:15You know, you've been married forever.
06:17You need to compare and contrast.
06:19You don't know what you're getting?
06:21I know he's God-fearing.
06:22I know he helps others.
06:24He's got a who?
06:25God-fearing.
06:26Okay.
06:27Giselle.
06:28Well, don't be looking for your connection in the church,
06:31because those menses in the church are looking for a connection, too,
06:33for a woman.
06:34You know what I'm saying?
06:35That's why they go to church on Sundays.
06:38To get them some boutique.
06:39I'm not going to tell you where to look for this.
06:41Well, he is not getting this boutique.
06:42We don't know that, Stacey.
06:43I don't believe it, first of all.
06:44Stacey, he is not getting this boutique.
06:45If he ain't getting it from you, he's getting it from somebody.
06:47I'm just here to tell you.
06:48Why would you say that?
06:49It's the truth.
06:51TJ is doing TJ.
06:55Hey!
06:59Okay, I'm not quite sure what that is.
07:01I'm not worried about what he's doing in L.A.
07:03And why is everybody else so worried about what he's doing in L.A.?
07:07They need to worry about their men or lack thereof.
07:12TJ has a whole life in L.A., just saying.
07:16Let me sip.
07:17Go ahead.
07:19Okay.
07:20We're going to leave this out.
07:21Why are you all looking at your watches all of a sudden?
07:23It was time to go.
07:24This is a lost cause.
07:28Coming up...
07:29Do you have a dog?
07:30No.
07:31Your dog is here.
07:32Oh, you have a dog?
07:33Yes.
07:34No, ma'am.
07:35No.
07:36Hi, guys!
07:37Hi!
07:49Hi, how are you?
07:51Thank you for having us.
07:53Of course.
07:54I've heard amazing things about your boutique.
07:57And wanted to bring my girlies here.
07:59Yes.
08:03Okay, come on, Mia Targaryen.
08:08How are you?
08:09I'm great.
08:10Y'all excited?
08:11Yes.
08:12Oh, yes.
08:14Listen, Wendy's been doing the most.
08:16Wendy, the group text.
08:17Meet you at the clothing store?
08:19And what am I shopping for?
08:21What's happening?
08:22What's going on?
08:23Wendy, why?
08:24So, Ashley, you shop here?
08:25Yeah.
08:26Yeah.
08:27So, yeah, this is Michelle.
08:28Yes.
08:29Michelle actually dresses me for big occasions,
08:30like a certain date that I may have had.
08:36What's his name?
08:37His name is Josh.
08:38Josh?
08:39Is that why you have...
08:40Look at your face.
08:41I was surprised when I saw two entrees for the lovely woman.
08:44Oh, my gosh!
08:47Hey, Ashley!
08:48Hi!
08:49Oh, my God.
08:50Hi, Wendy!
08:51Yes, I'm Michelle.
08:52I'm partying.
08:53I'm partying.
08:54What are you doing?
08:55I know.
08:56I was not invited to a lot of y'all's events.
08:57Oh, okay.
08:58Wait, like what events?
08:59What?
09:00Hello.
09:01Well, there went the boogie.
09:02Oh, my God.
09:05Hey!
09:06What's up, baby girl?
09:07Hey, ladies.
09:08Hey, everyone.
09:09As you guys know, I have recently entered
09:11a new chapter in my life, chapter 40.
09:13Everyone here has something new going on in their lives.
09:17Yes, amen.
09:18So, I was thinking we could do, like,
09:21a liberation celebration.
09:23Okay.
09:24In a minute.
09:25In...
09:26In...
09:27Panama!
09:32We are headed to Central America,
09:34so I just want us all to, you know,
09:37buy some pieces for us to have fun.
09:39All right.
09:40Okay.
09:41I'm down.
09:42In the year of 40,
09:43I want to go and do things I've never done.
09:46I'm very excited to go to Panama.
09:48The Panama Canal?
09:49Hello.
09:50I get to see it in person?
09:51I mean, this is not my style.
09:53Honestly, I like big Europe cities.
09:56I am so excited to see what's in store.
10:00This is gonna be fabulous.
10:01You know, give me caviar, give me champagne,
10:03give me Italy.
10:04I'm sold, you know?
10:06Yeah.
10:07I'm gonna do some shopping.
10:09Yes.
10:11What size is this?
10:12Oops.
10:13Ooh, Giselle, I love that.
10:16Are you wearing your thong at the Love Lagoon?
10:19Are you wearing a thong?
10:20I might.
10:21So we gotta make sure we pick out one for you.
10:23Okay, well, I'll wear a thong if you wear a thong.
10:25Okay.
10:26Wait.
10:27Who's coming to the Love Lagoon?
10:29I thought about inviting Jacqueline.
10:31She's my lesbian lover.
10:32Love it.
10:33Because Jacqueline's not invited.
10:34I'm with it.
10:35Yeah.
10:36What do you think?
10:37You think Karen gonna be mad?
10:38She's gonna be mad as hell.
10:39Yes.
10:40Okay.
10:41Oh, I wanna wear this.
10:43That's me.
10:44That's right up my vibe.
10:45Karen, I have a question for you.
10:47Okay.
10:49I know your invite, it says, bring a special someone,
10:53and I know that you had asked me to bring Gordon,
10:56but he can't make it.
10:58Now, he can't make it as well,
11:00because he's getting honored, he's getting an award.
11:02So I wanted to know.
11:04No.
11:05Don't even do that to me.
11:07I'm at a place in my life where I'm loving on Karen,
11:11and I'm pouring into Karen, so I set boundaries.
11:14My home is my pimp.
11:17Mia asking me, can Jacqueline come to my house
11:20after the horrible things that Jacqueline has said about me?
11:23Karen called me.
11:25She seemed a little tipsy on the phone.
11:27You're a liar, and this is why I don't f*** with you.
11:30Okay, well, then don't f*** with me, Karen,
11:32because you're deflecting about a lot of things,
11:34and let's be honest.
11:35It's just Mia being messy
11:37and setting up something that I smell foul.
11:40Are you okay if I come solo?
11:42Absolutely.
11:43And I don't want to get kicked out of any more parties.
11:45Good.
11:46Okay.
11:47Then don't try on me, okay?
11:48Oh, yes!
11:49Hey!
11:50Hey, Pam!
11:51Come on!
11:52Hey, Donna!
11:53Yeah!
11:54Sexy, sexy for a goddess!
11:56Oh!
11:57Wendy, how many nights are we going out?
11:59Every night!
12:00Every night!
12:01Every night!
12:02I did ask Karen if it was okay to bring you to her party.
12:06I'm going to shop.
12:07Because on the invitation, it says bring a special somebody.
12:10She said no.
12:11Yes.
12:12Yes, right.
12:13Hello.
12:14It's her home.
12:15She doesn't want negative energy in her home.
12:16Okay.
12:17Well, that's fine.
12:18I honestly didn't want to go anyway.
12:19I wouldn't regret it.
12:20Yeah, we're great.
12:21I'm good on that.
12:22Easy for me.
12:23I don't feel wrong in any way, any fashion,
12:25to extend any olive branch towards Karen.
12:28Someone said that I asked for a thong.
12:30Yes!
12:31Let's get TJ into it, honey!
12:34We're going to Panama.
12:36Right.
12:37Let's go to Panama.
12:38In peace.
12:39Do you have happy Eddie?
12:40No.
12:41Oh, my God.
12:42But Eddie said he's bringing something for you at the Love Ladoo.
12:45Oh, my gosh.
12:47I am definitely wearing a thong now.
12:49You're going to look so good.
12:51I have shoes all ready.
12:52A Mickey mix.
12:53Yes, honey.
12:54Cheers!
13:03What's up, D?
13:04What's going on?
13:05Where are you coming from?
13:06Work.
13:07Oh, okay.
13:08Yeah.
13:09You're coming from work dressed like that?
13:10Mm-hmm.
13:11Eddie!
13:12I see you!
13:13This shot is right on time.
13:14All right, because it's shot o'clock.
13:16Hold on.
13:17Cheers to Panama.
13:18Cheers to Panama.
13:19A nice, safe, fun trip.
13:20A nice, safe, fun trip.
13:21With no arguing.
13:22This should be fun this time around.
13:23I didn't know what to expect.
13:24I literally had...
13:25I don't know why I just assumed it was, like,
13:26a little place outside of Florida,
13:27because I see people go there, but, like...
13:28No, it's another Panama City in Florida,
13:29but are you going to the country or the city?
13:30The country.
13:31The country.
13:32The country.
13:33The country.
13:34The country.
13:35The country.
13:36The country.
13:37The country.
13:38I'm going to the city.
13:39No, I'm laughing...
13:40Sheesh.
13:41That's the country, I think.
13:42Oh, okay.
13:43Okay.
13:44They did say it was South America,
13:45so that is the country.
13:46Oh, okay, yeah.
13:47Okay.
13:48Okay, all right.
13:49And the theme is liberation.
13:50Okay.
13:51Oh, wow.
13:52We have three divorces,
13:53we have Gisele being an empty nester,
13:54we have Wendy turning a new chapter in 40.
13:55You said three divorces?
13:56It's not because of the show, is it?
13:57It's a lot going on in this world.
13:58I mean,
13:59I'm not getting married.
14:00I'm not getting married.
14:01This is my life.
14:02It's not because of the show.
14:03It's not because of the show.
14:04It's not because of the show, it's a lot going on.
14:10Greg is not 100% on board with being on television.
14:15He's doing his best to support me,
14:16but it clearly doesn't feel like supporting to me.
14:20It doesn't make me feel good.
14:21I'm going to actually go ahead and get started packing.
14:23I'm going to bring my little bags.
14:24All right, let's see what you got going on in here.
14:26All right.
14:27Little stuff.
14:28OK.
14:29What do you think?
14:30This luggage or this luggage?
14:33Goyard.
14:35Ah, look, go with Goyard.
14:37That's just your present outfit.
14:38All right.
14:39How are you doing settling in, y'all?
14:42It's a transition.
14:44It's a transition.
14:45I have to see female stuff.
14:48So she cooking, she feeding you?
14:49I got turkey legs in the fridge right now.
14:51Well, because y'all talk about me not cooking food.
14:54Our values are very different about a lot of different things.
14:59I value adoration.
15:01I value intimacy.
15:02He values respect and order.
15:05And food, you know.
15:06A high five?
15:07At times.
15:08Oh, at times.
15:09You can get off the hinge a little bit.
15:11Even if we get married, I'm going to be off the hinge.
15:12I know you should work on that, though, you know?
15:15I just feel like, I don't know, like,
15:16it's just so serious right now.
15:18Everything is so serious.
15:20Where's the fun?
15:21I need baby fever, you said, next chapter.
15:23Baby fever.
15:24Next chapter, as in us continue to settle in.
15:27Yes.
15:29Let's perfect that.
15:30Let's get that down, OK?
15:32Coming up.
15:34You've been separated for?
15:36Almost a year.
15:37A long time, and I get none.
15:40Excuse me.
15:41The tea is so hot.
15:51It's cute, right?
15:53Hi.
15:55So we would love to have a pot of ginger tea.
15:58And then, what is, is that a key lime?
16:01It is.
16:02I would love to have that, please.
16:04And then, one chocolate eclair.
16:07Sounds good.
16:08Yes.
16:10This is quaint.
16:11It is.
16:12I'm so happy we're together.
16:14I know.
16:15I miss you.
16:16I miss you, too.
16:18We have some time without the husbands.
16:21From now on, it's just going to be you.
16:25Dora is my father's youngest sister.
16:29She's not that much older than me,
16:30so our friendship was more sisterly than aunt and niece.
16:34So I don't even call her Auntie Dora.
16:36I just call her Dora, because she's my sister.
16:38She's my everything.
16:39I love her.
16:40The truth is that I am happier when I am separate from him.
16:47And sometimes, you have to be the bigger person
16:48and say, this isn't working.
16:49What are we going to do about it?
16:51And I was that person.
16:55I just hope that if you all wanted
16:57to be over with, that team all doesn't be hanging
16:59and hanging and hanging and trying to prolong it.
17:03Do you think I need to have a time limit?
17:05Mm-hmm.
17:05You don't want it to just be going on and on and on,
17:08as it is right now.
17:10So you've been separated for?
17:13Almost a year.
17:15It's been a year.
17:16It's a long time to not get none.
17:18I don't know if I can last that long, honey.
17:24Excuse me.
17:25The tea is so hot.
17:28How's that going?
17:29Ah.
17:30Woo.
17:31Um.
17:32You know, it is, um.
17:33Have you met anybody?
17:34Like, are you, like, dipping your toes in the water?
17:36It's a challenge.
17:37Well, I have.
17:38I have met someone, a very good friend of mine.
17:41I would say that he's my best friend right now.
17:43He's someone that I can rely on to be honest with me.
17:48So how did you meet him?
17:49And what's his name?
17:52Well, we met at work.
17:54We used to work together.
17:56OK.
17:57Is he the cutie pie?
18:00Is he the cutie pie that I was like, oh my god,
18:02look at this new guy on QVC.
18:04Woo.
18:06We got her on set.
18:07That's not exciting.
18:08OK, so look.
18:09Oh my god.
18:10So this is what life is like here.
18:13What's his name?
18:14TJ.
18:19He's my, he's my best.
18:20You little sneaky thing, you.
18:22No, no, no, no, no.
18:23No, no, no.
18:24No, no, no, no, no.
18:25No, no, no.
18:26You little sneaky thing.
18:28No, no, no.
18:29Has he met Nancy Bells?
18:31In passing, just because at QVC she's met
18:34all of my colleagues in passing.
18:35OK.
18:36You got that fine man.
18:40That's my best friend in the world right now.
18:42I promise you.
18:43Honey, I hope he turns into something else.
18:45I can already tell you that.
18:46Well, I don't know because we're not sleeping together.
18:48Oh my god.
18:49We're really.
18:50It's even better.
18:52Why do you think it's better?
18:53Because that's the way it should be.
18:55You're the first person to say that it's not a bad thing.
18:58I'm so shocked that you're OK with that.
19:00It's not an easy thing to do.
19:03But that's what God told us that he wants us to do.
19:06I think if we were sleeping together, it would be,
19:10I think I would lose myself.
19:13I can understand that.
19:15Right?
19:16Yeah, it's like one thing at a time.
19:18But I really.
19:19Get the divorce and then embark upon something else.
19:23Everything you're saying is right.
19:25That's why I love you.
19:27Because everything you tell me is the best.
19:30Now if I can tell myself some stuff, it works.
19:34Hi.
19:35Hey, what's going on?
19:36How are you?
19:37Good to see you.
19:38Very good to see you.
19:39Damn, you look good.
19:40You smell good.
19:41You smell good too.
19:43You understood the assignment.
19:44So, you know, thumbs up.
19:47This is like super cute.
19:48Ready for a good time?
19:49I mean, do you know how to salsa?
19:51No.
19:52No?
19:53No.
19:54No?
19:55No.
19:56No?
19:57No.
19:58No.
19:59No.
20:00No.
20:01No.
20:02I mean, do you know how to salsa?
20:03So I actually used to live in Miami.
20:05Took some salsa lessons while I was there.
20:07Wow.
20:08So I'm looking forward to showing you a little something.
20:10Met Nams at Speed Dating.
20:12Hi.
20:13Thumbs up.
20:14Yes.
20:15OK, nice to meet you, Namsa.
20:16And he was like, you know, I've been thinking about, like,
20:18something for us fun to do.
20:20And I want to do something different.
20:22So yeah, let's go dancing.
20:25He doesn't really know me that well because he would know,
20:27like, I can't do this.
20:30I'm just going to tell you right now, I'm not a very good dancer.
20:32Sure.
20:33Havana night.
20:34My turn.
20:35Let's give it Havana.
20:36Ah.
20:38Cha-cha.
20:39No, Mom.
20:42I can learn.
20:43Yeah.
20:44We got to get you a drink, so come over.
20:46Yes.
20:47What can I do for you?
20:48Can I have mezcal on ice?
20:49OK.
20:50Yes, thank you.
20:52So you're like straight no chaser?
20:53That's good.
20:54I kind of.
20:55That's actually my specialty.
20:56I'm about to have a house that's empty,
20:59and it's all about me and what I want and what I like.
21:03I'm excited about whatever the future holds.
21:06It's like the sky's the limit.
21:08Hello.
21:09How are you?
21:10Hi.
21:11I have a mezcal ilegal for you right here on the rock.
21:14Is there anything else?
21:15We're good.
21:16Matter of fact, let's do a toast.
21:17Yes.
21:18Let's see, a toast to us and those dimples
21:21on the side of your face.
21:22Yeah?
21:25OK, so I had a question.
21:27This is an rapid fire formation.
21:29OK.
21:30Don't think about it.
21:31Just go for it.
21:32Cool.
21:33Michael Jordan or LeBron James?
21:36I would say Michael Jordan.
21:37Only because he made bald heads cool.
21:41Tupac or Biggie?
21:42Biggie Smalls.
21:43OK.
21:44These are questions.
21:45I mean, I thought they was going to be a little hard.
21:46I'm just saying.
21:47Are you a criminal?
21:48No.
21:49Have you been to jail?
21:50No.
21:51Have you been married?
21:52No.
21:53Engaged?
21:54No.
21:55Favorite color?
21:56Green.
21:59The one thing Giselle knows about herself
22:02is that I need for you to be a little mean to me.
22:04Otherwise, I don't like you anymore.
22:05Remember, rough around the edges.
22:07Like, I don't think Nams did any jail time.
22:10Did your mom do any jail time?
22:12He got arrested several times.
22:13Yeah.
22:14Because he was fighting for people's rights.
22:17Yes.
22:18So we're going to dance.
22:21Let's go.
22:22OK.
22:23Stand right here.
22:25How you doing?
22:26I'm Chaka.
22:28What's your name?
22:29Ginger.
22:30Ginger.
22:31Let's dance.
22:38I'm actually enjoying myself, which
22:41is really all that needs to happen on a first date.
22:43You just need to have fun.
22:45You got some rhythm.
22:46You don't think you do, but you do.
22:50Coming up, we're going to jump right into the love game.
22:53Oh, my father God.
22:54Do you feel like your partner has ever cheated?
22:58Oh.
22:59Oh, yes.
23:05This is like the love lagoon.
23:07Yes, it is.
23:09They did a good job.
23:10Robin, nice to meet you.
23:11How are you?
23:12Nice to see you.
23:13Oh, look at this.
23:14Love lagoon.
23:15My goodness.
23:16I'm setting the tone.
23:17All right, we're going to walk through.
23:19I'm going to check on the mermaids.
23:20OK.
23:21And where are they, by the way?
23:23Yes, honey.
23:25Bring it.
23:26Oh, my God.
23:27The mermaids.
23:28Ah, mama.
23:30These are your mermaids for today.
23:32They will be in the love lagoon.
23:34How you doing?
23:35Welcome to the love lagoon.
23:39Oh, my God.
23:40You want me to hop in spirit with you?
23:42Come on.
23:43Oh, there she goes.
23:44Oh.
23:48I can help her on the other side.
23:50I'm not going to hurt the mermaid.
23:52There she goes.
23:54Yes.
23:55Good.
23:56Oh, my Lord.
23:57Yay.
23:58Yes.
23:59Ray, what do you mean, yay?
24:00No, I'm just saying.
24:01I didn't know what the temperature of the water is.
24:05All right.
24:06Perfect.
24:07Look at the other mermaid.
24:08Good job, girl.
24:10Josh, I appreciate the ride.
24:12Thanks, Josh.
24:13Okay, so Karen is the elder statesman of our group.
24:17The seasoned one.
24:18Yeah, she's the seasoned of our group.
24:20Her husband's name is Ray.
24:22He's very seasoned.
24:23Okay.
24:24Okay.
24:25Okay.
24:26Nam, what's your name?
24:27I'm Ray.
24:28Ray.
24:29Ray.
24:30Ray.
24:31Ray.
24:32Ray.
24:33Ray.
24:34Ray.
24:35Ray.
24:36Ray.
24:37Ray.
24:38Nam's, I didn't want to tell you, but today's party at Karen's
24:42is called the love lagoon.
24:44Okay.
24:45Did you say you didn't tell Nam's I was in the love lagoon?
24:48I did not.
24:49I was a little nervous because I don't want you to be like,
24:51I've known you for five minutes.
24:52Why are you taking me to a love lagoon?
24:54Listen, I don't even know where the love lagoon is.
24:57So, there's going to be love games.
24:59Wow.
25:00Okay.
25:01Like, look, I just met Nam's.
25:03Don't really know him that well.
25:04But I told Karen that if I did meet a man that
25:07that I was going to see again,
25:09that I would bring him to the Love Lagoon.
25:11I'm introducing him to these Lagooners,
25:15and we're gonna see what happens.
25:17Karen is ready to razzle-dazzle you guys.
25:19I know. I'm excited.
25:21I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
25:22You know, like... Why?
25:23Because I've spent a lot of time with Josh, actually.
25:26We've been hanging out, and, you know,
25:28like, I'm gonna be protective of him a little bit, so...
25:30Yeah, Josh? Yeah.
25:32Josh, they're coming for you.
25:33That's my dog. They are.
25:34Nams, I don't know if I'm gonna be
25:35protecting you out here.
25:37No, I'm kidding.
25:38Listen, hey.
25:39They're not gonna come.
25:40No, she will.
25:41Giselle will.
25:42I'm not gonna let them bother you.
25:43No.
25:44I appreciate that.
25:45♪♪
25:53♪♪
26:04Hello.
26:05Come on in.
26:07Wow.
26:08Hi.
26:09How are you?
26:10Of course.
26:11Look at that.
26:12Oh, my God.
26:13Yes.
26:14Beach, beach.
26:15Yeah.
26:16I'm hanging in there.
26:17Good morning.
26:18How are you?
26:19Nice to see you.
26:20This is wonderful.
26:21Grab a grandantini.
26:22Oh, a grandantini.
26:23I didn't know if there was a fish inside
26:25or what was happening.
26:26Oh, no.
26:27I love you in a pink lip.
26:28♪♪
26:34Oh, you look so cute.
26:37Hi.
26:38Hello.
26:39How you doing, baby?
26:40How are you?
26:41Grab your drinks,
26:42and I'll have the waiter come out
26:43and bring you your crab cakes
26:44before we play the love game.
26:46Okay.
26:47The love game.
26:48What a beautiful setup.
26:51Who are those magical creatures?
26:54Hello, mermaids.
26:57Hi.
26:59♪♪
27:06She said you coming over here
27:07to get in the trouble, huh?
27:08Yeah.
27:09It takes a confident woman
27:11to show up at a couple's event alone.
27:14She said yes.
27:15I'm actually happy coming to a couple's event,
27:18solo dolo.
27:20Hi, you made it.
27:21Hello, hello, hello.
27:24How are you?
27:25Here is a bottle of wine
27:27from my family's vineyard.
27:28Hi.
27:29It is a 23-year-old bottle.
27:30You are the best gift giver.
27:32Of course.
27:33You both seem like you, like,
27:34stepped off a plane from Fiji or something.
27:37Seriously.
27:38♪♪
27:46I see you brought your bestie.
27:48I did.
27:49Look at this.
27:50Don't you like this?
27:51Hey, y'all.
27:52Hi.
27:53Hey.
27:54Hi.
27:55Hey, Wendy.
27:56Hey, Wendy.
27:57Hey.
27:58Absolutely, absolutely.
27:59I know, right?
28:01I'm not gonna say I inspire the girls,
28:04but baby.
28:05Oh, it's beautiful.
28:08Wendy!
28:10Imitation is the greatest form of flattery.
28:13I have something for you.
28:15Oh, my gosh.
28:16The Happy Eddie edible.
28:18So I got something for you.
28:19♪♪
28:24Right.
28:25How often do you go take a little dip?
28:27If the mermaids was in there, I'd be in there every day.
28:30They're in there every day.
28:32Hi!
28:33How you doing?
28:35Give me a hug.
28:36Hey, mermaids!
28:38Okay.
28:39Okay, yes, make it dreamy.
28:40Make it wet.
28:41Okay?
28:42Okay.
28:44♪♪
28:49Oh, wow!
28:51Welcome to the love lagoon.
28:53Can you pronounce your name for me?
28:54Namza.
28:55Namza, very nice to meet you.
28:56Karen.
28:57Pleasure to meet you.
28:58You have a lovely home.
28:59Thank you so much.
29:00Thank you for having me.
29:01Hey, Jill.
29:02Nam, I like him.
29:03I just think he won't last a moment with Giselle.
29:06He's too nice.
29:07Josh, very nice to meet you.
29:08Josh?
29:09Oh.
29:10Okay.
29:11Thank you for having me.
29:12Josh is gorgeous.
29:13Come this way.
29:14No, he looks like he's on a milk carton,
29:16a baby on a milk carton.
29:17He's just gorgeous,
29:19like carnation milk is on his breath or something.
29:23Wow!
29:25Look at this!
29:27Is that Jack Harlow?
29:29His name is Josh.
29:30Josh.
29:31How are you guys?
29:32Hi, guys.
29:33How are you?
29:34Very nice to meet you.
29:35Hi, Ray.
29:36Where did this middle school Jack Harlow come from?
29:42This is a lateral move, okay?
29:45Hey, Mama Mia.
29:46Hi, you look so beautiful.
29:48How are you?
29:49Hey, mermaids.
29:51What y'all doing?
29:52Got a lifeguard.
29:53Are you for Karen?
29:54Because she can't swim.
29:55You know, Stacey, you fit right in.
29:56You look like a mermaid.
29:57I do?
29:58You give mermaid vibes.
29:59On the sidelines.
30:00Not getting in the pool.
30:01Oh, really?
30:02No.
30:03Are you getting in the pool?
30:04We'll see.
30:05Do you have on something underneath this?
30:06Yeah, right here.
30:07You just choked me, your vagina.
30:09Oh, that won't be the last time.
30:10Ah!
30:11Okay, fun.
30:14Come over here, and we play the game turn up the heat.
30:18I know y'all already burning up now.
30:20It's a little warm there.
30:21Just stay in the shade.
30:22I'll stay in the shade.
30:23No, I don't want you to be in the shade.
30:24Just sit here.
30:25I'll sit on your lap.
30:26Joss, this is where you say, it's vanilla, baby.
30:28Yeah.
30:29Yeah.
30:30Go ahead, Jizzy.
30:32Move over for your man.
30:34Okay, are you done?
30:36I told you.
30:37I told you.
30:38This one right here.
30:39Watch out for this.
30:40This is my first time seeing you with a man.
30:42Okay, get into it.
30:43Get into it.
30:44I'm getting into it.
30:45Get into it.
30:46We're going to jump right into the love game.
30:49So this game is called turn up the heat.
30:51Okay.
30:52You choose your own question.
30:54Okay.
30:55Everyone has to participate in the question, though.
30:58So I'm going to read it aloud.
31:02Oh, my father God.
31:03Oh, my father God.
31:05Do you feel like your partner has ever cheated?
31:09Let's just jump right on in.
31:10What if you already know the answer?
31:12Oh!
31:20I don't feel like you've ever cheated, baby.
31:22You are correct.
31:23Hallelujah.
31:24Very nice.
31:25What else was he going to say?
31:26What's he going to say?
31:27I cheated?
31:28In 1986?
31:29Does it go both ways?
31:30Both ways?
31:31I do not feel like my partner has ever cheated.
31:37Somehow this game seems too easy.
31:40Did you see his face?
31:41Did you see his face?
31:42Did you see his face?
31:43Did you see his face?
31:44Did you see his face?
31:45Did you see his face?
31:46Did you see his face?
31:47Did you see his face?
31:48Did you see his face?
31:51You acting like you haven't cheated on Raymond.
31:53No, ma'am.
31:55No, ma'am.
31:56No, ma'am.
31:57People say you have a boyfriend.
31:59Blue eyes or whatever his name is.
32:02People sending us actual pictures of you with a blue-eyed man.
32:07This is blue-eyed, y'all.
32:12Stacey.
32:13Yes.
32:14Despite what Giselle has said in the past.
32:16What?
32:17Why do I have to do anything to do this?
32:19Giselle and Karen, the other day at lunch,
32:22said that they feel that when you're in L.A.,
32:27you're doing your own thing.
32:30I thought y'all weren't a couple.
32:32Just ate her right up.
32:33You know what I'm saying?
32:34Y'all are not a couple, so this does not apply.
32:36Right?
32:37I have to agree with her.
32:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.
32:42Wait, what are y'all?
32:43Are y'all friends?
32:44You're friends with benefits?
32:45Friends with no benefits?
32:46What are we?
32:50Are you sleeping with anyone in L.A.?
32:54My Bugs Bunny that's on my bed.
32:56That wasn't a good answer, I don't think.
32:59I don't think Bugs Bunny was a good answer.
33:01I'm open to hearing bullsh-t.
33:03That seems strange.
33:04Grown man.
33:05You have a, you have a, okay.
33:09T.J., nobody's believing you either.
33:11So since we lying, let's just continue to lie.
33:13It's so hot, isn't it?
33:15I'm really hot.
33:16T.J., Karen and I, when we did have lunch with her,
33:19we did tell Stacey that she should find a bunch of penises,
33:22all different shape, sizes, and colors, and do what it do.
33:25Why did you have to tell the story like that?
33:27And she needs to just, like, you know.
33:29Let it out?
33:30Yeah.
33:31Let it out a little bit.
33:32I didn't say she needed to meet a bunch of penises.
33:33I said maybe meet some different penises.
33:35A penis, maybe not a bunch, just A.
33:37At least two.
33:38No shade, T.J.
33:39It had nothing to do with you.
33:40It's just her journey.
33:41But I get that.
33:42And listen, if you guys weren't her friends
33:44and you weren't looking out for her,
33:45you wouldn't have said that.
33:47I am putting everything into being transparent,
33:49not having something on the side.
33:50This is a very intense game.
33:52Can we go on to the next couple?
33:54We gonna move on.
33:56Do you feel like your partner has ever cheated?
33:59Do you?
34:01No, I don't.
34:02Okay, well, I do.
34:04Uh, I don't have proof, but do I feel the answer?
34:08The key word here is, do you feel like?
34:11I feel like there's a possibility.
34:13I feel like there's a possibility.
34:15Clear it up. Clear it up, baby.
34:17I feel like anything that happened with her
34:19prior to us getting back together.
34:21But not on Jazzy?
34:22No.
34:23Not on Jazzy.
34:25I know my man has lied before about a whole child.
34:29Their children are three and turned one a month ago.
34:34Mm-hmm.
34:35When he and I were dating,
34:38she was about maybe two or three months pregnant.
34:42Although I never caught the man, I'm also not an idiot.
34:46Like, I'm not an idiot.
34:49I passed. I'm two weeks in, so I'm gonna pass the test.
34:53Okay.
34:54All right.
34:55Happy early!
34:56Happy early!
34:57Do you feel like your partner has ever cheated?
35:00No.
35:01Okay.
35:02No.
35:03Damn right.
35:04Damn right. Quick, move along.
35:06I'm gonna say no because I have her being followed.
35:09Yeah.
35:11Do I feel like my partner has ever cheated? No.
35:14Mia, please.
35:15I'm gonna speak on Gordon
35:16because I'm still legally married to him,
35:18and the answer is no.
35:19Okay.
35:20What? No, wait, wait.
35:21Mia, stop.
35:22Never have I ever had a threesome.
35:26Mia!
35:29Oh, all right.
35:30So I was popping champagne in the corner,
35:33and they were doing their do.
35:35It's not cheating if I said you can sleep with her.
35:38Yeah.
35:39That's not cheating.
35:40Because you knew about it.
35:41I knew about it.
35:42And I was there.
35:43It's not cheating.
35:44So it's not cheating.
35:45You were there?
35:46You were there?
35:47Have you ever cheated on Gordon?
35:48Have you ever cheated on Gordon?
35:49I have.
35:50Why is she saying,
35:51I have, and slowly passing the cart?
35:53We're not gonna pause?
35:54It's just the witch's brew of infidelity.
35:58You have men and women and cheating.
36:03It's a lot.
36:04What we're gonna do now is have Kay pick the question.
36:07I wanna be high.
36:08Come on, Kay.
36:09TJ, this could get you some insight.
36:11My baby, are you more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
36:15That's easy.
36:16This is so embarrassing.
36:17Because they haven't done it.
36:19No, but I'm not a virgin.
36:20You're a virgin.
36:21You're a virgin.
36:22You're a virgin.
36:23You're a virgin.
36:24You're a virgin.
36:25You're a virgin.
36:26You're a virgin.
36:27You're a virgin.
36:28You're a virgin.
36:29You're a virgin.
36:30You're a virgin.
36:31You're a virgin.
36:32You're a virgin.
36:33You're a virgin.
36:34You're a virgin.
36:35You're a virgin.
36:36You're a virgin.
36:37You're a virgin.
36:38You're a virgin.
36:39You're a virgin.
36:40You're a virgin.
36:41You're a virgin.
36:42You're a virgin.
36:43You're a virgin.
36:44You're a virgin.
36:45You're a virgin.
36:46You're a virgin.
36:47You're a virgin.
36:48You're a virgin.
36:49You're a virgin.
36:50You're a virgin.
36:51You're a virgin.
36:52You're a virgin.
36:53You're a virgin.
36:54You're a virgin.
36:55You're a virgin.
36:56You're a virgin.
36:57You're a virgin.
36:58You're a virgin.
36:59You're a virgin.
37:00You're a virgin.
37:01You're a virgin.
37:02He doesn't know.
37:03He thinks they haven't done it.
37:04No, but I'm not a virgin.
37:05You're right.
37:06So you can let Stacey know how you like it when you get there.
37:11As for me, I'm more the submissive one.
37:14Really?
37:15I can't see.
37:16I don't see that.
37:17You are?
37:18Can't be throwing Greg in the corner.
37:19I'm a dominant guy.
37:20You're a dominant guy?
37:21OK.
37:22I'm more submissive.
37:23I feel like I turn into a schoolgirl.
37:24I get real shy.
37:25I can see that.
37:26I do.
37:27I'm very cute.
37:28You can?
37:29I feel like I turn into a schoolgirl.
37:30I get real shy.
37:32I forget times.
37:33So I'm dominant in the bedroom.
37:34Very.
37:35OK.
37:36I think she tried to have a moment of dominance in the bedroom.
37:39OK.
37:40OK.
37:41Ain't nothing wrong with that.
37:42Yeah.
37:43As she should.
37:44No.
37:45No, no, no.
37:46So if I pull you to the edge of the bed,
37:47it's time to come to the edge of the bed.
37:48Yes.
37:49If he would pull me to the edge of the bed,
37:50I'm like, no, I want to stay in the middle.
37:51And he's like, uh, a penguin.
37:53Easy Eddie.
37:54Go ahead.
37:55We know what Mia's answer is already.
37:56What is it?
37:57Dominant.
37:58Dominant.
37:59Dominant.
38:00Everybody thinks so.
38:01Everybody already knows, Mia.
38:02Girl, pass the card.
38:03Pass the card, Mia.
38:04Yes, everyone thinks so.
38:06With Gordon, I was very so much the dominant.
38:09With Ink, he likes to choke me.
38:12So I'm going to give him the dominant.
38:14Oh my god.
38:15Choking is scary.
38:16It is 12 o'clock in the afternoon, for goodness sake.
38:20Like, um, Mia, of course he has to strangle you.
38:23Like, that's the only way he can hold on to you.
38:25There's no choking here.
38:26No choking here.
38:28Mia.
38:29Sure that Ink uses, like, 12 apple boxes to get to her neck
38:33to choke her.
38:35Or maybe he leaps off of one of those little bouncy things
38:38across the bedroom.
38:39I can see him flying.
38:40Whee!
38:43Um, one, one way.
38:45So dominant the whole, whole way.
38:47Well, you know he's Nigerian, too, so, you know.
38:49I don't know what that means.
38:50Half Nigerian.
38:51So flip that ass upside down, girl.
38:52That means, you know, he's Nigerian.
38:54He's half Nigerian.
38:55That's just exciting for you.
38:56So let's say I'm in a dominant mood.
38:58Well, it's going to be some jousting going on.
39:00There you go.
39:01Joust?
39:02I'm going to get joust.
39:04That's OK.
39:05But you look good.
39:07Well, as many of you know, I, Josh and you two,
39:11I dip and dabble in different, um.
39:13Ponds.
39:14Ponds.
39:15Yeah.
39:16Yeah.
39:17So when I'm in my lady pond, I am a dominant.
39:19As it pertains to being Ashley, I'm submissive.
39:23I didn't know you were dominant.
39:24So you want to rock and roll with me?
39:25Yes.
39:26Really?
39:27You're the dominant?
39:28Yeah.
39:29Yeah.
39:30I can see that.
39:31Yeah.
39:32Good to know.
39:33Yeah.
39:34I didn't know that.
39:35Yeah.
39:36Woo.
39:37Chow.
39:38Not in front of the mermaids.
39:39Can I say something?
39:40Yes.
39:41On my birthday, we were all taking shots.
39:42And I looked at Ashley.
39:44And I was like, Ashley, you're so drunk.
39:46And I was drunk, too.
39:47And she said, yeah.
39:49And then she looked at me.
39:50She said, you going to show me something tonight?
39:53Wow.
39:54You got the answer that Ashley feels.
39:57Yes.
39:58Because, you know, Mexico, I got a nice, cool shower.
40:01We all, like, you know, did a little flash
40:03to show each other that we weren't wearing any panties.
40:05See, that's my vagina.
40:06Very good.
40:07Woo.
40:08I have been to Mexico many times.
40:10I've never shared that experience.
40:13Oh, wait, Josh.
40:14Josh.
40:15It's Josh.
40:16Come on, Josh.
40:17Are you more dominant or submissive in the bedroom?
40:19Dominant.
40:20Woo.
40:21I mean, it's like a disgust.
40:22He said that's all he's going to say.
40:24I don't know if I see that.
40:25I'm a mystery.
40:26We want to know about you.
40:27Yeah.
40:28I mean, I'm going to go ahead.
40:29I said I'm dominant.
40:31I'm with the choking.
40:32And, you know, there's no, I handle mine.
40:35Oh, OK.
40:37All righty.
40:38You go first.
40:39You're on the card.
40:40Why are you changing the rules?
40:42I am definitely going to be more dominant.
40:46Oh.
40:47Yo, fam.
40:48Just because I ain't sleeping with you now
40:50doesn't mean you're ever going to be more dominant than I am.
40:52Oh.
40:53Hey, what happened?
40:54I fall in love.
40:55Don't sleep on his gray eyes.
40:56What is happening?
40:57You guys are still in a challenge.
40:58They're, like, challenging him.
40:59Look.
41:00I've seen it.
41:01He licks her teeth and everything.
41:02Where are the fans, Karen?
41:04You're on the card.
41:05You're on the card.
41:06OK.
41:07Come on, Ray.
41:08Come on, Ray.
41:09Early on, Karen was more dominant than I was.
41:12She used to tear me up.
41:14Ah!
41:15I lost, Ray.
41:18All right.
41:20Listen, I think I'm going to have to marry this girl.
41:25Oh, my god.
41:28He's the best.
41:29Isn't he?
41:30He's the best.
41:31We love Ray.
41:32We love Ray.
41:33So, Ray.
41:34What's up?
41:35Karen informed us a while ago that she retired her mouth.
41:37Would you like for her to come out of retirement?
41:39Oh, my lord.
41:41Absolutely.
41:42OK.
41:43Well, your man has asked.
41:57OK.
41:58Is it my turn?
42:12Do you have a dog?
42:13No.
42:14Oh, you have a dog on your card.
42:18Oh.
42:19Oh!
42:20No!
42:21Oh, my god.
42:23Jacqueline.
42:24Jacqueline.
42:25No, ma'am.
42:26No.
42:27Oh!
42:28Oh, my god!