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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
00:06P.K. and I have agreed to separate.
00:08P.K. and Dorit Kemsley are separating after nine years of marriage.
00:16Did you say anything to the kids yet?
00:18No, and we're not going to.
00:20My husband and I just decided to separate.
00:24I'm sorry.
00:25Nine years, marriage, small children.
00:27We hit it off.
00:28Her and I just ended up sharing such personal, intimate details.
00:32Really nice to hear, Dorit, because that is hard to do.
00:35You know, Mauricio has moved out, and that's a lot on you.
00:38I know.
00:39The other day, I was looking through wedding photos, and I started crying.
00:45Kyle has been a really s***y friend to me.
00:48Well, we were at BravoCon.
00:49I'm sitting there, and they say, name your favorite Richard sister, and in which order.
00:54And you look at me like, oh, I don't know.
00:56It was a joke.
00:57It's tongue-in-cheek.
00:58It wasn't.
00:59I've been a good f***ing friend.
01:00It's these last two years, the hardest two years of my life.
01:02Could you give me a little f***ing grace?
01:05I think I did.
01:07Grace time is over.
01:13These hills have eyes, and they're all staring at me.
01:18I honor my fine southern manners by putting you in your place.
01:24I've been in the game too long to play by someone else's rules.
01:30In Beverly Hills, money buys a lot, but my independence, priceless.
01:36Introducing the greatest product I've ever marketed, myself.
01:42I might look like a doll, but don't wind me up.
01:50I'll make it to tomorrow.
01:52Keep on moving.
01:54I'll dance in the morning.
01:56I'm not losing.
01:59I'm gonna fly away.
02:01I'll remember the day.
02:03Jade just signed with L.A. Models.
02:05We're getting a big deal!
02:08And so, obviously, we need, you know, professional photos.
02:12And I mean, I couldn't have assembled a better team.
02:15So this is perfect.
02:16It's gonna be amazing.
02:17It's gonna be great.
02:18I'm excited.
02:20Hey there.
02:22I'm getting my car today.
02:26This is what my life has been lately.
02:29Yeah, it's my new motto.
02:30Keep on moving.
02:32No way!
02:34You put a bow?
02:36Oh, my God!
02:38I am blown away.
02:40I'll dance in the morning.
02:42I'm not losing.
02:44We're down to Europe trip.
02:45I'm curious what his trip is gonna be.
02:47Is he going with people?
02:48Am I being nosy to ask?
02:50I think he said he just wanted to go by himself.
02:52Maybe he made that up, actually.
02:53Alone?
02:54Yeah.
02:55He's not gonna go alone.
02:56Maybe he'll go with friends.
02:57I don't know.
02:58I'll ask him.
02:59I don't care.
03:00You do that.
03:14These are heavy.
03:17Okay, who do I have here?
03:19Garcelle should go on top.
03:21Okay.
03:22I have planned a weekend getaway for the group at Oceanside.
03:26I know that Kyle and Dorit were having a tough time,
03:29so I really thought to get away would be a good distraction for them.
03:33I've got chips, bananas.
03:35Well, as long as you have chips and bananas, then we're set.
03:38I wanted to do something extra special,
03:41so I'm inviting the girls with invitations inside personalized suitcases.
03:47Jennifer Tilly is definitely this girl.
03:50Okay.
03:51What about the white and black polka dots?
03:52Dorit, I think I'll like that.
03:53Okay.
03:54And delivering them will save me some money on shipping.
03:58Oh, that's good.
04:02All right, Missy.
04:04Road trip!
04:06I feel so elegant.
04:08We are going to where first?
04:10We are going to Bose's First, which is in Hancock Park.
04:14I love Hancock.
04:15It's so beautiful.
04:27All right, don't talk to me for a minute. I'm praying.
04:33It's so quiet.
04:34The roads are beautiful over here.
04:37This is beautiful. Look at that.
04:40Oh, my God. You with all the pillows.
04:44Hello.
04:45Hi. How are you?
04:47How are you?
04:48Good. I'm Kathy.
04:49Nico, nice to meet you.
04:50Nice to meet you.
04:51Let me grab Bose for you.
04:52Okay, great.
04:53What a lovely surprise.
04:55You are a vision.
04:56Hi. Thank you.
04:59How are you?
05:00This is beautiful.
05:02Are you just going to stand there at the door?
05:04Or you want to come in?
05:05What is it? Are you moving in?
05:07Why is Kathy Hilton at my front door with a pleated bucket hat on and a suitcase?
05:15What is happening?
05:16We're going to go on a weekend getaway.
05:18This is fantastic.
05:19This is for you.
05:21Oh, I'm excited.
05:22I know.
05:23Do I get to know where we're going?
05:24You know what? You'll read it.
05:25Okay.
05:26This is some very Beverly Hills type things that are going on here, all right?
05:30Because who delivers an invitation in the form of a suitcase already packed?
05:36Where is everything supposed to go?
05:37I can't wait for our trip.
05:38Yes, can't wait.
05:40Drive carefully now.
05:41All right.
05:43Calling all beach babes.
05:45Join me for a beach bonding girls trip at the Mission Pacific Resort where laughter, friendship, and unforgettable memories await.
05:51Okay, let's go do this.
05:53Can we have some Red Bull?
05:54Oh my God, look at this.
05:56Oh, that's cute.
05:57That's adorable.
05:59We're going to go see Garcelle's doing a photo shoot with her son.
06:02Okay, and that's when you're here, I think.
06:04Yeah, this.
06:05Wait a minute.
06:06Holla.
06:07All eyes on me when I pull up.
06:09Wait a minute.
06:11Holla.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Good.
06:14Strong.
06:15One of the things I'm excited about Jade starting to model because he's definitely the shyer of the three that I have.
06:22And so I'm hoping by being in front of the camera, meeting new people, that it will help him come out of his shell a little more.
06:29He looks like he was made to do this.
06:31I know.
06:32Oh, that's what I'm saying.
06:36Surprise.
06:38Shut up.
06:40What are you doing here?
06:42Hi, Phil.
06:43I'm coming to my girl.
06:45You look fabulous.
06:47Gorgeous.
06:48Hi, sweetheart.
06:50Oh my God, baby.
06:51Hi.
06:52This is quite the setup.
06:53My son's getting into modeling.
06:55It's amazing.
06:57You still look like the big sister.
07:00He's so sweet.
07:01So what are you doing here?
07:03This is just a little gift for our trip.
07:05Where are we going?
07:06I can't tell you.
07:07You're going to open it up and find out.
07:08Okay.
07:09You two don't do anything small.
07:11You should see the car we're in.
07:13Yeah, cool.
07:15What?
07:17Is that hysterical?
07:19Are you driving this?
07:20Yes.
07:21Kathy Hilton, I can't with you.
07:23Of course she has her pillows.
07:27She could have sent an Evite.
07:29She could have sent a messenger.
07:31But no, Kathy did it herself.
07:33I'm impressed.
07:35Only Kathy Hilton.
07:47Winnie, please don't bark.
07:51Hello, lovely.
07:53This sounds like a big dog.
07:55I know.
07:56Hi there, angel.
07:57How are you?
07:58Hi, honey.
08:00This is for you.
08:02DK!
08:03For our trip.
08:04Kathy, that's so sweet.
08:06I love it.
08:07Look, Phoenix.
08:08DK.
08:09This feels heavy.
08:10It feels like there's something in there.
08:12It's like all these goodies inside.
08:14Ooh.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Even the towel has my initials.
08:18Oh, is this a hat?
08:19Oh!
08:20What I love is it gives height.
08:22You know what I love is that you can pack this hat.
08:25It's very big in the south of France.
08:28I love that Kathy chose a very Chanel-inspired hat
08:32to give to me.
08:33I love it because it really does go
08:35with my Chanel bathing suits.
08:37Ah!
08:38Talk about chic.
08:39One elegant evening.
08:40Think of beach bright and fun.
08:42Anyway.
08:43Thanks, Kathy.
08:44Thanks for everything.
08:45Bye, sweetheart.
08:46Love you.
08:47Love you.
08:53What the hell is that?
08:57Absolutely not.
08:58No.
09:02Hi.
09:03Hi.
09:04Like, why is this looking like some old TV show?
09:08What is happening?
09:10We're delivering invitations.
09:13This is like the Beverly Hillbillies.
09:15What's on Kathy's head?
09:16I don't know what's going on.
09:18Kyle, I'm starving.
09:19Can I raid your refrigerator?
09:21Sure.
09:24You look like a whole lamp.
09:26I'm a lampshade.
09:28I don't look good in just every hat.
09:30I like the way it...
09:31It's the lampshade shape that works for you.
09:33It's the lampshade.
09:34That is a beautiful print.
09:36Isn't that pretty?
09:37I love that.
09:39I'm actually looking for wallpaper now.
09:40I'm redoing everything.
09:41Wait a minute.
09:42I need this.
09:43Which I actually like doing when I have things on my mind.
09:44It's a distraction for me.
09:46I'm still here in our family home.
09:48And Mo has moved on to a bachelor pad.
09:53And it's just sort of my way to make it my own.
09:56And feel like I have a little bit of a fresh start.
09:58Even if it's minimal.
10:00It's something.
10:02We all need to have a little fun and a few laughs.
10:04And have some fun games.
10:06I hope it's not going to be weird with Dorit.
10:10I was the one that was feeling hurt.
10:13And now she's turned around that I've done all these things.
10:16That she doesn't even actually have something solid.
10:19But there's some people that just want to see the worst in you.
10:23This would not have bothered you three years ago.
10:27And I do think Dorit was just trying to break the ice and be funny.
10:31But she is hypersensitive.
10:35So it rubbed her the wrong way.
10:38Listen, I don't want it to be weird when I'm there.
10:40I want to go and have fun.
10:41Otherwise what's the point of me going?
10:43I have enough on my plate right now.
10:45And maybe it becomes a better friendship.
10:49And maybe you'll, because this happened, be able to really help her.
10:55We're all going to go on this trip.
10:58And pretend everything's great.
11:00And we're just going to relax and have massages.
11:02It doesn't matter that Dorit and I are ready to kill each other.
11:05Welcome to Kathy's hunky-dory holidays.
11:08I think you need to talk alone.
11:10We look forward to a new chapter.
11:12We're going to see what's in store.
11:19Coming up.
11:22Could you have hurt her, but not on purpose?
11:25Yes. Do I think you did it on purpose?
11:27No, I do not.
11:28No, but I can tell you the things that she's done to me have been done on purpose.
11:33We're living the good life.
11:37We're living the good life.
11:39We're living the good life.
11:41Everything's all right.
11:44Wait, what's happening here?
11:46Uh-oh.
11:47We don't want no trouble, no.
11:50Hey, Romeo, hi.
11:52Hello?
11:53Hello?
11:54Hi.
11:55Where are you?
11:57Here. Which way did you come in?
11:59The front door.
12:00Oh, you came in the front?
12:01Yeah.
12:02I want you to go back to the back door so you can see how organized everything is.
12:05How are you?
12:06I'm good, how are you?
12:07I haven't seen that yet.
12:08Are you good?
12:09Yeah, I'm good. Look at...
12:10Oh, my God, you painted the bathroom.
12:12Yeah. Do you like this color?
12:14I love the gray.
12:15You do?
12:16Yeah. Why, you don't like it?
12:18No, I do.
12:19Oh, I love the gray.
12:20I mean, I didn't, like, paint it pink or anything.
12:22I think it looks great.
12:23He seems really happy.
12:25You know, he comes over and I show him something.
12:27Oh, I love him.
12:28I love him.
12:29Oh, I love him.
12:30I love the changes you're making in the house.
12:32Don't you want to take Romeo to your place?
12:34No, I have no interest in taking Romeo to my place.
12:36Why not?
12:37I'm like, how's your condo?
12:39It's great. It's so awesome. You would love it.
12:41Everything's just, like, never been better.
12:45You know, Mr. Happy-go-lucky.
12:48I'm, like, thinking about you in this condo with no dogs, no gates for you.
12:54You haven't been there yet.
12:56No, but, like, you literally have, like, no responsibilities over there.
13:01For years and f***ing years, haven't you?
13:04Oh, so funny.
13:08Also, I may or may not have put some of my things in your closet because I needed some space.
13:13And I was like, it's just sitting there.
13:15Oh, my God.
13:21Mo made the decision to sign a six-month lease.
13:24I think for Mo, saying to give it six months made it easy to transition from living here to going to a new place.
13:33And then it also gives us the time to assess where we're at.
13:39And then Martha came in, and she saw what I was doing, and she started crying.
13:43Oh.
13:44And then because she started crying, I started crying.
13:46Oh.
13:48You live your life. I live my life.
13:50And maybe we'll reconvene in six months or so and see what happens.
13:57I don't know.
13:59What else? Have you talked to Dorit and PK at all?
14:02Yeah, PK and I always send each other, like, you know, funny memes and jokes and stuff.
14:07And we're checking in here and there anyway.
14:09Is he in his new place?
14:10He's in his new place.
14:11I heard it's really nice.
14:12It's beautiful. It's perfect for him.
14:14He didn't have to get any furniture. He didn't have to do any, like—
14:17Yeah. Unlike you.
14:22I assumed when Mo got this place that he was going to have it staged because it was temporary.
14:28But he decided to buy the furniture, which, of course, is more permanent.
14:33So then I thought, oh, well, this does not seem very temporary.
14:44I don't want to answer that question right now.
14:46Okay.
14:47No.
14:48Okay.
14:49Porsche said you bought eight towels total.
14:52Is that not enough?
14:55I only use one.
14:58Well, I don't know how many eight and what kind of eight.
15:02Like, how many face towels, body towels, hand towels.
15:05I got—it's good. I got towels.
15:08There's plenty of towels.
15:09Okay.
15:10And they can get washed.
15:11Yeah.
15:12Yeah.
15:13And you got guy sheets because I know you only bought one set, right?
15:15No, I just bought.
15:16Okay.
15:17I bought the most expensive ones.
15:19All of a sudden I'm finding myself not being a wife.
15:24I'm not a wife and a full-time mom having to run around and do everything for everybody.
15:30What am I—what am I doing? What do I do?
15:34Well, I'm glad I got to see you.
15:36You too. What are you drinking? Is this an energy drink?
15:38Yeah, it was an energy drink.
15:39Oh, this has weed in it.
15:41No, it does not.
15:42Oh.
15:50I am not overpacking this time. I am not overpacking.
15:54Oh, my God.
15:55Am I going to be the only one bringing this hat?
16:05Honey, not the coffee filter hat.
16:07How does this work?
16:10This is entirely too small for my head.
16:21I don't think you need all of this stuff. Like, you're not going to use—
16:24I'll tell you one thing I don't need.
16:25Self-tanner.
16:26The self-tanner. You should try it.
16:28You know what? Maybe I will.
16:31I'm worn out.
16:32You can't wear anything that people have seen you in.
16:35That's the kiss of death in Beverly Hills.
16:44Poker chips. Sage. Holy water.
16:50All set for Oceanside.
16:53Hey, you.
16:55Hey, how are you?
16:57I'm so, like, frazzled leaving for Oceanside and thinking about the kids.
17:03My nanny, who's been with me for a long time, she's like family.
17:07You know, she'll stay. It's only two nights.
17:10I'll FaceTime them all the time, you know.
17:13You're really a great mom, Dorit. Don't beat yourself up.
17:18I know. So, what's going on with you?
17:20I spoke to Kyle today, and I said the BravoCon thing to me does not strike me
17:26as something that was planned or malicious.
17:30Rank the Richards sisters in order from your favorite to least favorite.
17:34There goes the shot.
17:35Hello.
17:40Well, Kyle's definitely last.
17:42Well, Kyle's definitely last.
17:44Okay.
17:45Kathy's definitely first.
17:47Could you have hurt her, but not on purpose?
17:50Yes. Do I think you did it on purpose? No, I do not.
17:53No, but I can tell you the things that she's done to me have been done on purpose
17:58and definitely not intended to be a joke.
18:01Kyle's iced me out so many times over the last few years.
18:04It's not once. It's not twice.
18:06It's a pattern.
18:08It happened after her fashion show in New York City.
18:10What is this? I didn't see this print either.
18:13Of course Kyle's freaking out.
18:14She doesn't know what the hell she's doing.
18:16When you said, Kyle doesn't even know what she's doing,
18:18do you think I would do that with any of your business sales?
18:20Kyle, do you know easily I could do that, and I never did?
18:23It happened in Aspen when I sided with Erica.
18:26She was in tears.
18:28Grow up.
18:29I don't care.
18:31It happened after the reunion with Kathy where she didn't speak to me for six months.
18:36Really? Where she didn't speak to me for six months?
18:39She wants you to accept a little bit of responsibility in this, I think.
18:42Can I talk to my sister?
18:43Not just all.
18:44I don't want you to interject in this right now.
18:46No problem.
18:47You don't treat friends the way she's treated me.
18:51You guys really need to give it a go one more time and sit down,
18:54and really, both of you need to be heard.
18:56I agree. We'll see.
18:58It's a buildup, buildup, buildup, and then you just get to a point where you're like,
19:01you know what? No.
19:05Your hats make me really happy.
19:07What other hat do I want? Huh, River? Huh? Huh?
19:11Going away for a girls' trip.
19:16Coming up.
19:18Who's the biggest star you ever went on a date with?
19:20Getty Murphy, Will Smith, Sean Penn.
19:24Oh.
19:25Oh, I didn't know about Sean Penn.
19:36Good morning.
19:50Welcome. I have Sean Penn here for you.
19:52Fantastic.
19:53Everybody else should be here any minute.
19:55I love the way this trip is starting.
19:57The VIP treatment is exactly the way I like to see things.
20:01Oh, look at this spread.
20:03You set the tone for the kind of trip that it's going to be right from the get-go.
20:08I feel so good in this red dress.
20:11I'm standing around like an actress.
20:13Welcome. May I offer you some champagne?
20:16That's very kind. Thank you.
20:18Look at this.
20:21There's my girl.
20:23Who are you, darling?
20:25Look how cute you are.
20:27I just had your message, and I was like, oh, you're so cute.
20:31The last time I was with these women, fireworks, boom, boom, boom.
20:34They were fighting.
20:36You think I'm some idiot.
20:38If you're going to just only be aggressive, not be open, I'm having this conversation because I'm hoping to get to the other side of this.
20:44Come on. Tell me.
20:45You really don't even act like yourself right now.
20:47I don't know what's going on with you.
20:48Because I'm not going to put up with this anymore, Kyle.
20:51Are they going to continue fighting?
20:53Are there going to be different people fighting?
20:55Am I going to be fighting?
20:57I don't know what's about to happen.
21:02Hello.
21:04Hi.
21:06Hi.
21:08I'm feeling extremely uneasy with my situation with Dorit.
21:12A part of me just wants to, like, pull her aside and have a conversation right now and get it over with.
21:17But that's not an option because I'm not ready for that yet either.
21:21This is a cute bag.
21:22Yes, do you like these, like, Russian bows?
21:24Look.
21:25Hold on, hold on, hold on.
21:26Well, I'm impressed.
21:27I have to do it myself.
21:28That is in—I have never seen that in my entire life.
21:31Really? What?
21:32Never.
21:33If I could fit another one in there, I would, but I only need three.
21:35I feel like I need to do that.
21:36Oh, hi.
21:37Hey.
21:38Here she is.
21:39You came to play.
21:41Hey.
21:43I have a Jolly Rancher in my mouth.
21:45Ooh.
21:46A Jolly Rancher and champagne.
21:47Well, they seem to complement each other.
21:49Y'all are drinking—
21:50We have that same bag.
21:51I love that one so much.
21:52You have this color too?
21:53Yep, that exact one.
21:54How are you feeling?
21:55You know, rough morning.
21:57Yeah.
21:59The kids were really upset when I left this morning.
22:02And on top of that, the last time I saw Pika, he said he didn't want to talk five times a day.
22:07We're talking, like, five times a day.
22:09I know, but we're not going to.
22:11That codependency is what we have to break.
22:14I didn't think that would mean we wouldn't talk at all.
22:17Oh, wait.
22:18The one that I wanted got eaten.
22:20Hello.
22:21Hi.
22:22Well, hello.
22:24Hello.
22:25How are you?
22:26How are you?
22:27Okay, I see you.
22:28I see you.
22:29I see what you're doing.
22:30I see you.
22:31Hello!
22:32A trip!
22:33Yes!
22:34Champagne for six?
22:35That's it.
22:36That's the morning, right?
22:37Ooh, yes.
22:38Oh, my God.
22:39I've never seen these kind of things.
22:40What is that?
22:41What is this?
22:42It's a boat.
22:43It's a Louis Vuitton boat.
22:44What Jennifer's holding that looks like a boat isn't.
22:49It's actually art, and it's very pricey.
22:51Hold on.
22:52You have so much stuff to look over right now.
22:54She has very unique pieces, and I know,
22:56because I'm looking at them,
22:58and I am coveting thy neighbor's goods.
23:01I'm like, God damn it.
23:03Ugh.
23:04Happy we disappear and forget that we even are here,
23:07so we better all get going.
23:08Oh, here she is.
23:09Oh, I need my earplugs.
23:11You don't get out of talking to us.
23:14Woo!
23:15Such a great restaurant.
23:17I'll just have a little half of that.
23:19We're ladies.
23:20Woo!
23:21Okay, girl.
23:22Don't be questioning my abilities.
23:24Cheers.
23:26♪♪♪♪♪
23:31I have a question.
23:32Who's the biggest star you ever went on a date with?
23:34Ooh.
23:36Eddie Murphy, Will Smith.
23:38That's already big.
23:39Sean Penn.
23:40Oh.
23:41Oh, I didn't know about Sean Penn.
23:43Well, I just want to know,
23:44if Garcelle dated Eddie Murphy, Sean Penn, and Will Smith,
23:47why didn't she marry the man she married?
23:49Why not marry one of them?
23:51You know, I mean, that's what I would have done.
23:54If you slept with a man who's now gay, take a sip.
23:57What, what, what?
23:59♪♪♪♪♪♪
24:01If you slept with a man who had a crooked dick, take a sip.
24:04Oh!
24:05Had a crooked dick.
24:07Yes.
24:08If you slept with a man with a little dick.
24:10Oh, yeah.
24:11Oh!
24:12This is out of my realm.
24:14She's met with one man.
24:17What is on the itinerary, Cathy?
24:20Yes.
24:21Well, we're going to get there,
24:22and we're going to have a picnic lunch.
24:24Oh, fun.
24:25And depending on the weather,
24:26I thought we'd play a couple games.
24:28Go.
24:29♪♪♪♪♪♪
24:36Hello.
24:37Welcome to the Pacific Beach Resort.
24:39Oh, look, Top Gun House.
24:41This is where Top Gun was shot.
24:43No way.
24:44Looking good, Mr. Tom Cruise.
24:47Oh, my God.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:49Oh, my God, it's Tom Cruise.
24:51It's Tom f----- Cruise.
24:54Wait, did Cathy order this Tom Cruise?
24:58Because maybe she could have ordered somebody else.
25:00Next time, I'm going to tell her.
25:02Get me Idris.
25:03Yeah.
25:04That's on my order.
25:05Did Garcelle date Tom Cruise?
25:07Because that would have been a real loss.
25:09All right, everyone look skinny.
25:10Knee for speed on three.
25:12One, two, three.
25:13Knee for speed.
25:17Coming up...
25:18God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason.
25:20Can you let me talk?
25:21It's okay, Kyle.
25:22It's time for you to f----- listen.
25:26♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
25:37Everything is so beautiful.
25:40See you later.
25:45Oh, how pretty.
25:49I am so happy to be sharing the next few days
25:51of beach bonding with you fondly.
25:55She couldn't have said love.
25:57Cathy.
25:58♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
26:06I like my hoodie.
26:08I like my hotel room to look like a store.
26:12All the girls are going to the beach.
26:14I've got to change, so I can call you then.
26:17Cathy, is it the same time there?
26:19Yes, my love.
26:21I'm only two hours away from you, baby.
26:23♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
26:27This is hard.
26:28♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
26:34You're gonna think I look fabulous.
26:36I can say so myself.
26:38♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
26:44All right, let's stand up.
26:45♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
26:50You look so cute!
26:52Chickadees, are you ready?
26:54Oh my god, I'm so excited!
26:55♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
27:02This is a beautiful beach.
27:03♪♪
27:06Oh, this is so beautiful!
27:09Those look very exciting.
27:11Very fun.
27:12My sister is definitely very extra.
27:15Where should we go? Where do you want me to go?
27:17I mean, I feel like she brought her living room to the beach.
27:21Okay.
27:22Ma'am, anything to drink for you?
27:24Can I just get vodka on the rocks?
27:27Of course.
27:28I'm gonna have the Hermes, whatever that is.
27:30Hermes?
27:31No alcohol.
27:32I'm limiting my cocktails to two,
27:35meaning one now and one at dinner.
27:37Yeah, because it gets real loose.
27:39It's not a good thing.
27:40Murse is in the purse.
27:46Oh, my God, look at, guys!
27:47What?
27:48Look, look, look, look, look.
27:49What is it?
27:50Not a whale. It's a person on a surfboard.
27:52I thought it was a whale out there.
27:54No.
27:55We're gonna have marinated beets and strawberries,
27:58lemon-olive oil with a fig reduction.
28:00Everything tastes better
28:01when you're sitting on the beach under a canopy.
28:03I know, right?
28:04Yeah.
28:06You okay?
28:07I feel a lot better than I was having, like,
28:10a little bit of a meltdown earlier.
28:12Were you? Why?
28:13This is the first time that the kids are not,
28:15that my mother's not here as I'm about to leave,
28:18and my kids both burst into tears.
28:21Why aren't they with their dad?
28:23Because they don't know we're separated.
28:26He ended up getting an apartment.
28:29When I tried to, like, talk to him about it,
28:32it was like, he didn't want to talk about it.
28:35Okay.
28:36And then, like, a few days later,
28:38I found out through a text message
28:40that he had moved into this apartment.
28:43Yes.
28:44When Pika and I separated,
28:45we decided we were gonna have very open communication
28:49for the kids.
28:50That was the only way for us to shield them
28:53from what was going on.
28:54But you just thought that you'd be part of the decision?
28:57Okay, yeah.
28:58You understand?
28:59To sign a lease on an apartment
29:01that I know nothing about
29:02and expect for our children to stay there
29:06is a little bit too impulsive
29:08and not very considerate.
29:10Everybody has, like, different timing
29:13on how they deal with things.
29:15Could it be that he's coming to some realizations?
29:19Definitely.
29:20Definitely could be.
29:21That he maybe shouldn't be asking
29:23for your input in his life?
29:26Are we not included in this conversation?
29:29I don't know what's going on either.
29:31She's talking about Pika,
29:33and I don't think things are going well.
29:35They were getting along, now they're not.
29:37But she can tell you.
29:39And the kids and stuff, you know.
29:41I've been through a divorce,
29:43and my heart goes out to those children.
29:47And my heart goes out to Dorit as a mother,
29:50because you don't want to let your children down.
29:55It surprises you how mean.
29:58How mean.
29:59Both of you can get.
30:01Tom got so mean that I won't even tell you
30:05because...
30:09it's that bad.
30:12It's something I would never repeat.
30:14It seems like things are just ongoing and ongoing.
30:16It must be awfully stressful.
30:18It's very stressful.
30:19It's very stressful.
30:20It's very difficult to deal with.
30:22It takes a really long time to get over a divorce.
30:26My ex-husband was Sam Simon,
30:28who created The Simpsons.
30:30I was married to him for 7 years.
30:32We were together for about 10 years.
30:34And then when we got divorced,
30:36I got a piece of The Simpsons in the divorce settlement.
30:39And nobody knew that The Simpsons
30:41was going to go on for trillions of years.
30:44So every day, honestly, every day,
30:46I'm like, thank you, Sam.
30:47Will she get to share it with all of us?
30:49She will.
30:51Well, it's hard.
30:53It's, you know, a sensitive topic.
30:57What is this game, Cathy?
30:59Oh my God, they're all Cathy.
31:01I'm ready to be Cathy.
31:02We know it's Cathy's trip.
31:05Do we need masks of Cathy too?
31:08I mean, come on.
31:10Wait, what is this?
31:11We're going to have a relay race.
31:12No, we are not.
31:14Team up, ladies.
31:16You and I will go together.
31:17Okay, we'll be partners.
31:18We'll be partners.
31:19I'm with Sutton.
31:20I'm with both.
31:22You with Cathy.
31:23And they're together.
31:24Okay, let's do it.
31:25Let's do it, let's do it.
31:26Kyle, get to stretching.
31:27Kyle is competitive.
31:29And she works out.
31:31This is going to go good for me.
31:34Look, you're starting here.
31:36Okay.
31:37You will go around, Muhammad.
31:38You will come back.
31:39You will hand the face off.
31:41I don't want to run.
31:42I cannot.
31:43I'm not saying I'm competitive,
31:45but I would cut a bitch to win.
31:47Get set, go.
31:48Dorit's, like, moving.
31:49Dorit is winning.
31:51You did it.
31:53Go, go, go.
31:54How the heck does Dorit,
31:55if it doesn't work out,
31:56get ahead of us?
31:57You've got to win, Teddy.
31:58Ready, set, go.
32:01No, wait, wait, wait.
32:03It's going to work.
32:04It's a good goal.
32:09Forget the hat.
32:10Forget the hat.
32:11Come, come, come.
32:12Come on, Dorit.
32:13Come on, come on, come on.
32:15You started it.
32:17You started it.
32:18I didn't.
32:19You started it.
32:20I don't want to go.
32:23No.
32:24Oh, my God.
32:25The ruling is in.
32:26Garcelle and Beau won.
32:30Cheaters.
32:31The best fall went to Dorit.
32:33I've never enjoyed falling more in my life.
32:39I will pee my pants.
32:41Dorit, you're not a good runner.
32:43No, my Chanel pants are a little long.
32:46Okay, get in a circle now.
32:48One, two, three.
32:49We're playing duck, duck, goose.
32:51Duck, duck, goose.
32:52Okay.
32:53I'm a professional poker player.
32:55Usually when I'm with my friends and we have games,
32:57you know, they're more sophisticated.
32:59But okay, duck, duck, goose, here I come.
33:02Okay, you've got to move out a little bit, guys.
33:04Guys, spread out.
33:06Kathy is sometimes stuck in a nursery rhyme book.
33:10I would rather be trapped in a nursery rhyme book
33:12than in real life.
33:15I'm ready to go.
33:16Ducky, ducky.
33:17Who is an adult who's playing this game?
33:20Goose!
33:23Are we in pre-K?
33:24Goose!
33:29Goose.
33:33She's going to fall again.
33:35Holy s***, she was going to fall.
33:38How many times?
33:39Can she not stand up?
33:41Do her legs not hold her up?
33:43What's happening?
33:45How did she fall down again?
33:47That was sexy, girl.
33:50Coming up...
33:51I think it's important that we address the elephant in the room.
33:54Everybody knows that at Sutton's party,
33:56you and I had a conversation that got heated,
33:58and then you stormed off.
34:14Kathy, how much longer before you're ready?
34:17That's enough.
34:18No, just one more, just one more, just one more.
34:20I'm just going to get hot.
34:21Just one more, just one more.
34:22I just want to go and have dinner.
34:24I'm not here to look sexy.
34:25Hey.
34:26Hi, Mom.
34:27How was the last day before school ends?
34:29It was good.
34:30It was really fun.
34:31I've had quite the day myself.
34:33Girl, we had a relay race.
34:35Oh, you had to bring back skills again?
34:37Yeah, I had to bring back skills.
34:39Girl, we had a relay race.
34:41Oh, you had to bring back skills again from high school?
34:44You already know who won, right?
34:46I'm assuming it's you?
34:47Yes, that's correct.
34:48There's no way I was going to lose that.
34:50We still have to address the silent conversation
34:53on one side of the table.
34:55That was weird.
34:56That was not only weird.
34:58It just, it also, it exploded everyone.
35:02It was really, it was really strange.
35:05I think Dorit feels that Boze
35:08doesn't have any history with her,
35:10so she can be completely open and tell her everything,
35:12which in a way is good for Dorit,
35:14but at the same time, we want to get to know Boze too.
35:17Let's see if we can maneuver so they...
35:22Oh, such a fun dinner.
35:24You know, Erica.
35:26Yeah.
35:27I have to address the elephant in the room.
35:29Me?
35:30No, the Kyle thing.
35:31I was just asking.
35:32I mean...
35:33Erica, if you see the other earring.
35:35I know, honey, I'm just...
35:36No, it's like...
35:37Fabulous.
35:38Oh my God, it's night and day.
35:39I know.
35:40Oh, this is...
35:42Oh God, no, I can't.
35:44I can't.
35:45I can't.
35:46I can't.
35:47You do have on mixed metals
35:48if it makes it feel any better.
35:49No, I know, but...
35:50Okay, hold on.
35:53Oh, I see.
35:57But you see the difference.
35:58Well, duh.
35:59It's like, duh.
36:04Hi.
36:05Hi.
36:06Get her a drink.
36:07Hello, beautiful girls.
36:09Hello, gorgeous.
36:10Hi.
36:11Oh, beautiful.
36:12Hi.
36:13Oh, lovely.
36:15Hello.
36:16Oh, hello.
36:17What are you having?
36:18Let me have a little tequila.
36:19Yes.
36:20Don, please.
36:21The Blanco.
36:22She has a good time.
36:23She has a good time.
36:24She has a good time.
36:25She has a good time.
36:26Yes.
36:27Do you have non-alcoholic beer?
36:28I do.
36:29I have one.
36:30I do.
36:31Oh my God, Dorit, look at your shoes.
36:32Hi.
36:33Hello, honey.
36:34How are you?
36:35Did you get any rest at all?
36:36Yeah.
36:37Is dinner here?
36:38Yes.
36:39We're going to walk right out here.
36:40In fact, ladies...
36:41I'll get a drink upstairs.
36:43I think we should head over.
36:44Yes.
36:45Come on, girls.
36:47Ladies, good evening.
36:48Welcome to Baye Restaurant.
36:49Hello, how are you?
36:50We have an amazing experience waiting for you.
36:53We're so excited.
36:54This is gorgeous.
36:55Best table in the house.
36:56Oh, it's beautiful.
36:57Yes, it is.
36:58Oh, this is so pretty.
37:00Very pretty.
37:01Good evening, ladies.
37:02We're happy to have you this evening.
37:03We have a beautiful five-course menu
37:05showcasing Baja-style cuisine to its finest tonight.
37:08So we got some drinks in front of us.
37:10We'll come around and pour some water,
37:11some sparkling, and get the night started.
37:13Thank you so much.
37:14Of course.
37:15A little mocktail to toast in with everybody.
37:19Thank you so much.
37:20Are we doing a cheers?
37:21Yes, let's do it.
37:22Why don't you make a toast, Kyle?
37:23Okay.
37:24To Kathy, my beautiful sister.
37:27Yes.
37:28Thank you so much for bringing all of us together.
37:32And nothing goes unnoticed.
37:34And I laughed so hard today.
37:36Oh, my gosh, that was so much fun.
37:39And I just want to thank you for making everything so nice.
37:42Cheers.
37:44Cheers.
37:45Cheers.
37:46Also, can I say something?
37:47Of course you can.
37:48I do want to say that I don't know when you and I are going to speak,
37:51but I would like to have a conversation.
37:53Yeah.
37:54Because I don't want there to be awkwardness, you know?
37:57Honestly, you and I did not leave in a place that, you know, we didn't finish.
38:03It feels like we barely got started.
38:06And I think it's important that we address the elephant in the room.
38:09Is there an elephant here?
38:11Several.
38:15When elephants get angry, they're very dangerous animals.
38:23And I don't want to see two elephants fight tonight.
38:26Everybody knows that things are going on between you and I.
38:29Everybody knows that at Sutton's party, you and I had a conversation that got heated,
38:34and then you stormed off.
38:51I think it's important that we address the elephant in the room.
38:54Everybody knows that at Sutton's party, you and I had a conversation that got heated,
38:58and then you stormed off.
39:15Kyle and I had a little start at the surrealism party.
39:20But that conversation was very one-sided and didn't get anywhere.
39:24Now, I finally feel like I have a chance to tell Kyle exactly how I feel.
39:30Because until now, I don't think she's even cared, let alone understood, the depth of my hurt and pain.
39:39I heard what you were upset about and why you thought it was okay for you to say publicly that I exaggerated our friendship.
39:46I was reacting to the way I felt I was being treated by you.
39:49The bravo con.
39:50I mean, you said you were really, really hurt.
39:53And I thought, I mean, I have to go back and see it.
39:56Because you said, you know, it's public.
39:58And I showed it.
39:59I showed it to Erica.
40:00I showed it to Cathy.
40:02I mean, Erica, you know, was surprised by it.
40:08This was not what I had in my head.
40:10Okay?
40:12What if this is really it?
40:14Like, what then?
40:16Then I'm right.
40:17She's a different.
40:19Surprise how?
40:20I think she thought that it was going to be a lot worse.
40:22It's very clearly meant to be a joke.
40:25That was one of the little pieces.
40:27There's many pieces to the puzzle.
40:29That's one piece.
40:30I heard all the pieces.
40:31It started there.
40:32There was a lot of things here.
40:33If it was just that one isolated thing, okay.
40:37It wouldn't have been as big of a deal.
40:39But with so many things, like, okay.
40:41How many more things?
40:42I'm like, tick, tick, tick, tick.
40:43Okay.
40:44Enough already.
40:45I was really offended by the way that, you know,
40:47when that man said the comment about Teddy.
40:49And my question is for Kyle.
40:51Why do you keep thrusting Teddy upon these women
40:54when they clearly don't like her?
40:56Girl.
40:57You're trying to make fetch happen,
40:59and I just want to know why.
41:00I'm not trying to make Teddy happen.
41:02She's very much happening in our lives.
41:06And you're Teddy's friend.
41:07You've always been friends.
41:08You wouldn't say anything
41:09because it's not the popular thing to say.
41:11And you're too worried about what people are going to think.
41:13Kyle, I'm not you.
41:14That's the truth.
41:18That's you.
41:19No, that's not me, Doreen.
41:20It's always been you.
41:21Oh, really?
41:22I'm the one who always tells you.
41:23Really?
41:24Kyle, don't pay attention.
41:25I don't give a flying F what anyone's opinion is.
41:28Really?
41:29So that's why you looked at me like this?
41:30I don't feel into.
41:31And shrugged like that,
41:32like you didn't want to speak up for Teddy?
41:33I didn't want to speak up or draw any more attention
41:35to that guy and the comment he made.
41:37Also, it's not my business.
41:39And if that's because I didn't stick up for Teddy.
41:42Why are you not listening to all those little pieces?
41:44The final end for me was when you showed my text to everybody.
41:49She sends me a text yesterday,
41:51basically trying to silence me.
41:53It was so manipulative.
41:55It was so calculated.
41:57How would you feel if you got this message?
41:59I would feel manipulated.
42:00Okay.
42:01To receive a manipulative text message
42:03the night before the reunion,
42:05after she had blanked me for months and months.
42:09To me, it felt like,
42:10why on earth would I not be open, honest, truthful
42:15in the place that I'm supposed to be those exact things?
42:21No.
42:22I'm sorry.
42:23It just doesn't work for me.
42:25I have never, nor would I ever,
42:28share something that you ever confided in me.
42:31I don't think you are that person.
42:33I don't, okay?
42:34Well, you've spent the last few months
42:37making sure every talk show and radio show
42:40and everything you do,
42:41you're making sure that you are painting me as that girl.
42:45Do you feel better, though, coming out of the reunion?
42:48I do.
42:49Okay, so that's good.
42:50I wanted to address this up with Dorit.
42:52Later, I saw that she read my text message on camera.
42:55So when I saw that, I cried, I cannot tell you.
42:59It was like a punch in the gut to me.
43:01Marissa asked, are you and Dorit friends?
43:04Yes, we're friends.
43:05Right now, it's not good.
43:06And it's the most hurt you've ever been in 13 years
43:10by any friend ever in the entire world.
43:13Don't exaggerate, don't exaggerate.
43:15Erica, who actually read the text message and agreed,
43:19do you have a problem with her?
43:20God gave you two ears and one mouth for a reason.
43:22Can you let me talk?
43:23It's okay, Kyle.
43:24It's time for you to listen.
43:35It's time for you to listen.