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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
00:06I lost my entire home and I found this little spot.
00:08We may not have that billion dollar budget,
00:10but hey, we'll give you a billion dollar start.
00:12Ooh, what's that?
00:14Keely's my man.
00:15We've been dating for several months
00:17and he is thoughtful and successful.
00:20Oh, and fine.
00:22BK reaches out to me.
00:24What?
00:25He does?
00:26Oh, yeah.
00:27Wow.
00:29Kyle, I was wondering if you're speaking to him any text, sir.
00:34My friendship with BK is memes and jokes.
00:39Just the fact that you text him.
00:41But I don't know if I feel comfortable.
00:43I am done doing this with you.
00:46As am I.
00:47OK.
00:48Bye.
00:55I'm asking you to not speak before your veins
00:58are popping out of your forehead.
00:59I apologize and I said to you, I will not talk to him again.
01:04What more do you want from me?
01:06I want you to stop fucking waving that way to me.
01:08No, you don't get to speak to me that way.
01:15Do you understand, Kyle?
01:16The rules are different.
01:19You don't get to scream, fuck you.
01:21Fuck you.
01:22Doreen, Doreen, Doreen, you have to stop.
01:25Come on, come on, come on.
01:27The fact that Kyle's vein is popping out of her forehead.
01:29What more do you want from me?
01:31Is telling me that she's guilty.
01:34She knows she did something wrong.
01:36And now she's just trying to get aggressive
01:38and scream so that I will back down and shut
01:41the conversation down.
01:43Stop it.
01:44Please listen to me, please.
01:47That's not happening.
01:48Vein or no vein?
01:50I already have told you I am not going to text with him.
01:56I am not going to send any fucking memes to him.
01:58What more do you want?
02:01I'm done.
02:02I'm done.
02:03It's making me so angry because we are in a better place.
02:07And now she says this tonight just
02:09to make me look bad when I know she doesn't even
02:11genuinely feel like this.
02:13Stop.
02:15I'm not beating a dead horse.
02:17I don't like to do that.
02:19Kyle, listen to me.
02:20I'm not going to.
02:21How did you know she was texting BK?
02:23Or they were texting?
02:23I had no idea.
02:24I asked.
02:28When you started talking, I thought
02:31you were going to share your relationship with BK.
02:34And then we got off the rails.
02:36Like, how are you doing?
02:39Do you mean that, like, genuinely?
02:45Really?
02:46You see the emotional state that I'm in,
02:49and you want to try to connect with me
02:52for the first time in two years?
02:54Yes, I just asked you.
02:56Read the room, Garcelle.
02:59Oh, my god.
03:00Am I next in line?
03:02You know what?
03:03Get over here.
03:04Get over here.
03:05Get over here.
03:06Get over here.
03:07Where are you going?
03:09I can't.
03:10I don't have the stomach for this.
03:12OK.
03:13Where are you going?
03:14This is my real life.
03:16I know.
03:17And it's not on play.
03:19And I'm not in it.
03:20I got it.
03:21I don't need you.
03:22Just right here.
03:23Wait, hold on.
03:24Oh, my god.
03:30Erica, you know, I don't want to walk out on, listen,
03:34this is your night.
03:35Oh, it doesn't matter.
03:36No, no, no.
03:37I'm sorry, Erica.
03:38Oh, you don't have to say it to me.
03:39I have no problem drawing the fucking line.
03:41Good.
03:42I lost my shit.
03:45Really bad.
03:46Maybe she's just trying to get it all out.
03:48Yeah.
03:49Like, it's like, hey, look, there's some people
03:51that don't deserve it.
03:52But how does she know if Kyle deserved it or not?
03:55She doesn't deserve it.
03:57She's literally been talking about it for eight years.
04:00You don't know the history?
04:01But there's a lot of things that you think
04:04are cute and funny, then something changes,
04:06and you don't think it's cute anymore.
04:08Right?
04:12I can see, of course, how this would look to people
04:14who don't understand the friendship,
04:16especially the newer people in the group.
04:18And she knows that, too.
04:19That's why she's doing it.
04:20But she had to come up with something.
04:22Otherwise, she's the asshole.
04:24You think she thought PK was texting you things besides me?
04:28I would have thought that.
04:29She knows exactly.
04:30I would have definitely thought that.
04:31Hopefully no news.
04:32Right.
04:33Maybe.
04:38Dorit is having a hard time personally,
04:40and she's no longer putting up with this s*** out of Kyle.
04:43Bye.
04:44I've never seen Kyle and Dorit like this ever.
04:46I've never seen Dorit lunge toward Kyle.
04:48I've never seen Kyle's vein pop out in her head.
04:51I don't know what the f*** is going on here
04:53in the Viper room, but, like, wow.
05:03Oh, my God.
05:20But I like to do round circle ones.
05:22Why did you cut it out?
05:23Because I like to do slices in the water.
05:27Calm down.
05:33Oh, there it goes.
05:35Stay.
05:36Stay pretty.
05:38Hello?
05:39Who is it?
05:40Hello?
05:41Hello.
05:42Are we camping?
05:43You look so cute in...
05:44Country clubbing.
05:45We're having a country club day.
05:47I am so not a country club kind of girl.
05:49Oh.
05:50Oh.
05:51I am.
05:52I know you are.
05:53Do you want to sit?
05:54We can...
05:55The hit balls...
05:56We're waiting on Garcelle.
05:57Okay.
05:58Let's sit.
05:59Yeah.
06:00Oh.
06:01Oh.
06:02I still have my panties in such a...
06:05F***ing twist.
06:06Oh.
06:07Sorry about my language.
06:08I don't care.
06:10At this country club, you can cuss,
06:13you can drink,
06:14you can do a lot of things at this country club.
06:16I have not lost it like that.
06:18And it...
06:19It's very, very, very...
06:21I didn't want you to get an aneurysm, to be honest.
06:23I was like...
06:24When she said about the veins bulging out
06:26on the side of your head,
06:27that does happen when I get really upset.
06:29You want to know the last time I remember that happening?
06:31Yeah.
06:32When I had a fight with Camille Grammer in New York City.
06:34I would never say that, even if I did think that.
06:36I would never say that.
06:37You did say that.
06:38Who talks like that?
06:39I don't think that.
06:40You think that.
06:41No.
06:42You're such a f***ing liar, Camille.
06:44When I get upset, I black out.
06:46I think Kyle has a problem
06:48when people stand up to her.
06:52I don't like veins bulging.
06:54And I think for years,
06:56Dorit has been cowering back.
06:58And now, all of a sudden,
07:00she's standing up against Kyle.
07:02Hello.
07:05Hi.
07:06Hi.
07:07Who's ready for tennis?
07:08Not me.
07:09Hi.
07:10Hi.
07:11Hi, honey.
07:12How are you?
07:13I'm good.
07:14You guys are such country club girls.
07:16Country club girls.
07:18Ow.
07:19Oh, my God.
07:20Oh, my God.
07:21Oh, my God.
07:22Oh, my God.
07:23Oh, my God.
07:24Oh, my God.
07:26Oh, my God.
07:29What happened?
07:30Oh, my God.
07:31My head is still spinning about last night.
07:33I just said my panties are still in a twist.
07:35They should be.
07:39I mean, literally,
07:40you were coming for each other.
07:41Yeah.
07:42No.
07:43It's him.
07:44No.
07:45I blacked out.
07:46I'm not kidding you.
07:47When I get upset,
07:48I don't remember what I said
07:49when I really lost it,
07:50when the vein was bulging
07:51on the side of my head.
07:52And then she got mad at you for that.
07:53Don't make them come out of my head, bitch.
07:55Her eyeballs were coming out of her head.
07:57But let's go hit some balls.
07:59And Vic is super sweet.
08:00Okay.
08:01I cannot.
08:02I hurt my arm.
08:03But I'll go watch you guys.
08:04It's really super nice.
08:05I'll take video.
08:06Okay.
08:07Yeah.
08:08He's gonna be great.
08:09I cannot.
08:10I'm still really worked up.
08:11I know.
08:12This is Garcelle.
08:13She's hurt her arm,
08:14so she can't play with us today.
08:16Did you really hurt your arm?
08:18Hi, but I can learn from you, though.
08:20I look too cute,
08:21and I just want to have a cocktail.
08:23Let's do it.
08:24Show us what you got, Sutton.
08:26♪♪♪♪
08:29Oh!
08:30What's the drive?
08:31I'll try to finish this quick now.
08:33Oh!
08:34There you go!
08:36She's strong.
08:37I'm trying to control the strength.
08:38I don't know my power.
08:39I'm so strong.
08:40You guys are doing great.
08:41♪♪♪♪
08:44Nice!
08:45I think we're good.
08:46We're cooked.
08:47Y'all, let's get lunch.
08:48Thank you, Vic.
08:49You're always great,
08:50patient, and kind.
08:52You guys looked really good out there.
08:54Well, you know, we're professionals.
08:55Okay.
08:56Come on in.
08:57This is for you.
08:59Of course.
09:00Is that iced tea?
09:01Yes.
09:02Just regular?
09:03No alcohol?
09:04Just regular iced tea?
09:05Yeah.
09:06I didn't know if there was
09:07iced tea that has alcohol in it.
09:08The first call I made today
09:09this morning was to Moe.
09:10What?
09:11Yeah.
09:12First of all,
09:13it's wild that he was
09:14the first one you called.
09:15I know.
09:16Yeah.
09:17So he told me that PK
09:18was having a really hard time
09:19last night,
09:20and that he needed to lay down.
09:22And I said,
09:23you know,
09:24I can't be friends with him.
09:26I can't.
09:27And he was like,
09:28that's the stupidest thing
09:29I've ever heard.
09:32And I said,
09:33well,
09:34if it bothers her,
09:35I can't.
09:38I mean,
09:39like I said last night,
09:40if it was me,
09:41I would be upset.
09:42I wouldn't like it either.
09:43I wouldn't like it.
09:44But you had a very
09:45different situation.
09:46Yes,
09:47but I feel like in a way
09:48it's similar to Dorit,
09:50infidelity,
09:51but in being angry
09:52at one another.
09:53But you also had
09:54infidelity.
10:03My mom told me that
10:04PK was having a really
10:05hard time,
10:06and he needed to lay down.
10:07And I said,
10:08I can't be friends with him.
10:10I mean,
10:11like I said last night,
10:12if it was me,
10:13I would be upset.
10:14I wouldn't like it either.
10:15I wouldn't like it.
10:16But you had a very
10:17different situation.
10:18Yes,
10:19but I feel like in a way
10:20it's similar to Dorit,
10:21not infidelity,
10:22but in being angry
10:23at one another.
10:24But you also had
10:25infidelity.
10:31Let's not forget that part.
10:32What part?
10:35Infidelity.
10:37Who didn't?
10:39You did.
10:40No, I didn't.
10:41With Mo?
10:44When?
10:45You've talked about
10:46him
10:47with any marriage.
10:48There's issues
10:49that you have
10:50and they come up
10:51and then something,
10:52like I said in my interview,
10:53happened where
10:54I did lose my trust.
10:58This is definitely
10:59the unspoken thing.
11:01No one brings that up.
11:03I mean, listen,
11:04we've been hearing rumors
11:05for years
11:06that either Mo
11:07has stepped out
11:08or is doing this
11:09or is doing that.
11:10Nobody has confirmation,
11:11but it's been all over.
11:13With Instagram?
11:14What is appropriate
11:15for husbands
11:16when it comes to
11:17communicating with
11:18other women
11:19on social media?
11:20I've had, like,
11:21a fight with Mo
11:22over that.
11:23I hate that.
11:24Are you talking
11:25about Instagram?
11:27No.
11:30I always
11:31have a problem
11:32with things
11:33slipping out of my mouth.
11:37Well,
11:38that's different.
11:44I think it's different.
11:45Okay.
11:48It's just the way
11:49she went about it
11:50that was so annoying to me
11:51because I know
11:52that did not bother her before.
11:53She's literally
11:54said a million times
11:55how...
11:56But I think she wants
11:57you to take her side.
11:58I'm not talking
11:59about then.
12:00Mm-hmm.
12:01So,
12:02I'm talking about then.
12:03Now I understand.
12:04That's why I said that.
12:05But is that really
12:06all it is,
12:07just memes?
12:08Well, I mean,
12:09I've sent text messages
12:10like, but,
12:11I mean,
12:12you're friends and I...
12:13You don't talk
12:15Never.
12:16He never told me anything.
12:17He's smarter than that,
12:18you know?
12:19I don't know this girl.
12:20I don't know
12:21who Dorit is right now.
12:23I won't be friends
12:24with someone
12:25who's going to continue
12:26to do that with me.
12:27That's for sure.
12:28Right now,
12:29there's absolutely
12:30no incentive
12:31for me to try
12:32to fix things with her.
12:33Who wants to be around that?
12:34Not me.
12:35I don't.
12:36Not it.
12:45Hello.
12:46Welcome in.
12:47Hi.
12:48How are you?
12:49I'm here to meet
12:50Martin Marks-Boulard.
12:51Sounds good.
12:52Did you want some champagne?
12:53I would love some.
12:54Is that available?
12:55Thank you so much.
12:56There she is.
12:57Look at you.
12:58You look adorable.
12:59How are you?
13:00Good.
13:01Do you want a glass of champagne?
13:02I mean...
13:03How much could it hurt?
13:04Honestly.
13:05If I'm going to be drinking,
13:06I'd rather be drinking
13:07a glass of champagne
13:08than a glass of champagne.
13:09I know.
13:10I know.
13:11I know.
13:12I know.
13:13I know.
13:14If I'm going to be drinking,
13:15I'd rather be drinking
13:16with you.
13:17Hello, ladies.
13:18Oh, my God.
13:19Hi, my love.
13:20How are you?
13:21How are you?
13:22I'm good, Martin.
13:23Just heard about
13:24how fabulous you are.
13:25Well, thank you.
13:26And how wonderful
13:27you've been to Erica.
13:28Oh, my goodness.
13:29Style is not
13:30an unlimited budget.
13:31We're giving her
13:32the new her
13:33with a bit of
13:34the old glamour.
13:35Style is when
13:36you have a budget
13:37and you say,
13:38I can take
13:39these things here,
13:40mix them together,
13:41and make it
13:42fabulous.
13:43That's style.
13:44Oh, I like that.
13:45Cheers to that.
13:46I like that.
13:47What's your view
13:48on plants?
13:49I love plants.
13:50Me, too.
13:51They have to be real.
13:52They do.
13:53Agreed.
13:54A room is like a face.
13:55If the bone structure
13:56ain't good,
13:57it doesn't matter
13:58how much plastic surgery
13:59or makeup you put on it,
14:00it's not going to work.
14:01Yep.
14:02When I moved
14:03into the home
14:04I live in now,
14:05the dream would be
14:06is to make this room
14:07all the way up
14:08to the ceiling
14:09Okay.
14:10The last thing
14:11I was thinking about
14:12was furniture,
14:13to be perfectly honest.
14:14I had a lot
14:15of furniture
14:16in my old home
14:17that was not comfortable
14:18but it looked good
14:19and it cost a lot of money.
14:20Tom's second wife,
14:21she pulled up
14:22a Mayflower
14:2318 Wheeler, honey,
14:24and unloaded
14:25on his ass
14:26and left
14:27and she didn't
14:28even leave him
14:29toilet paper.
14:30I like this corner.
14:31If you need a new man
14:32this is the corner
14:33to curl.
14:34Absolutely.
14:35Men.
14:36Men, Martin.
14:37Men.
14:38Meanwhile,
14:39I was like
14:40let me take
14:41four cups
14:42and four plates
14:43and let me do
14:44the right thing.
14:45That bitch
14:46said f*** you
14:47and took all
14:48the s***.
14:49I should have done
14:50that too
14:51but you know
14:52it would have
14:53been a big deal.
14:54Farrah,
14:55can I take you
14:56and show you
14:57the things
14:58that we're going
14:59to get delivered?
15:00Sounds good.
15:01Thank you so much.
15:02Have a seat
15:03on my new couch.
15:04Oh, thank you.
15:05Redecorating,
15:06I feel like
15:08with Martin's help
15:09means a lot
15:10because
15:11it's taken a while
15:12to get
15:13the want
15:14to even
15:15try
15:16because
15:17it was so much
15:18about survival
15:19and now I want
15:20to thrive
15:21instead of simply
15:22gasping for air
15:23every day.
15:24Oh god,
15:25don't I understand.
15:26What's going on
15:27with you?
15:28Tell me.
15:29How are you?
15:30I love talking to you.
15:31You and Bose
15:32really are
15:33the two people
15:34that I've been
15:35confiding in most
15:36and then to hear
15:37that we actually have
15:38an issue
15:39with our friendship.
15:40What is that?
15:41Sutton has said,
15:42remember I was telling you
15:43she was like,
15:44you know,
15:45you and Dorit are
15:46like off together
15:47and talking.
15:48So?
15:49And?
15:50And I was like,
15:51yeah,
15:52I'm getting to know her.
15:53What's wrong with that?
15:54Honestly,
15:55I have no idea.
15:56I can't make sense
15:57of it, Erica,
15:58because I would have
15:59had an issue
16:00like that
16:01in elementary school.
16:02It really is.
16:03It's like they
16:04come on my side.
16:05No,
16:06I'm on your side.
16:07Hmm.
16:08F***ing
16:09grow up.
16:10What do you need
16:11from Kyle
16:12in order to move forward?
16:13Because for a second,
16:14you two looked like,
16:15okay,
16:16we're moving forward.
16:17Now the Viper Room.
16:18Post Viper Room.
16:19What do you need?
16:20What hurts?
16:21She doesn't say,
16:22I text this to PK.
16:23It feels like
16:24it's secretive.
16:25Mm-hmm.
16:26Then her reaction
16:27made me feel like,
16:28whoa,
16:29even if he's reaching out
16:30to me,
16:31I don't know
16:32what to do.
16:33I don't know
16:34what to do.
16:35Even if he's reaching
16:36out to you,
16:37even if you want
16:38to maintain
16:39a friendship,
16:40which is okay.
16:41It's fine.
16:42It's just right now,
16:43it's just very,
16:44it's not clean.
16:45But why not share
16:46it with me?
16:47I can see why
16:48you feel that way.
16:49Do you know
16:50what I mean?
16:51Yeah, I do.
16:52Make me feel
16:53like I can trust you.
16:54Do you need
16:55to see the phone?
16:56Do you need to,
16:57like,
16:58what is it?
16:59I think I need
17:00to understand
17:01why she flipped
17:02out so,
17:03so much.
17:04I don't think so.
17:05Both of you
17:06are in a very
17:07unique situation
17:08in the sense
17:09that you're both
17:10separated at the
17:11same time.
17:12Tensions are
17:13very high.
17:14You're emotionally
17:15raw,
17:16both of you.
17:17But I do agree
17:18with you.
17:19Had the tables
17:20been turned,
17:21she wouldn't
17:22have been happy
17:23either.
17:24She wouldn't
17:25be happy
17:26with any of
17:27it.
17:28Not the
17:29texting,
17:30not the
17:31not sharing,
17:32and definitely
17:34not the
17:35office.
18:02It's an
18:03early morning.
18:04I'm up
18:05because I am
18:06having fibroid
18:07surgery today.
18:08I'm gonna have
18:09to have surgery
18:10for fibroids.
18:11They said
18:12it's as big
18:13as a grapefruit,
18:14one of them.
18:15Yeah,
18:16that's big.
18:17The surgery
18:18is important
18:19for my general
18:20health.
18:21Plus,
18:22it's not
18:23aesthetically
18:24pleasing.
18:25Gives you
18:26a little bump.
18:27I don't
18:28have a bump.
18:29I need
18:30abs.
18:31Hey,
18:32you all right?
18:33Ah,
18:34you know,
18:35they said
18:36it's gonna be
18:37easy.
18:38Will you
18:39take off
18:40this bracelet
18:41for me?
18:42I'm not
18:43supposed to
18:44have any
18:45jewelry on.
18:46Big man
18:47hands.
18:48Just gotta
18:49get that right
18:50angle,
18:51there you go.
18:52I'm 47
18:53years old,
18:54but I
18:55want to be
18:56able to
18:57have a
18:58chance
18:59to carry
19:00a child.
19:01I would
19:02like to
19:03pass on
19:04my genetics.
19:05Okay.
19:06You know,
19:07my genes.
19:08I mean,
19:09you do have
19:10good genes.
19:11He is
19:1248 years old,
19:13never had
19:14any kids,
19:15never been
19:16married.
19:17I have
19:18my one,
19:19but I
19:20want to
19:21start a
19:22family
19:23with him.
19:25No nerves
19:26or anything?
19:27I mean,
19:28I don't
19:29like to go
19:30back and forth
19:31a little bit,
19:32but more
19:33so happy
19:34that you
19:35were brave
19:36enough to
19:37even get it
19:38done.
19:39If this
19:40fireboy surgery
19:41doesn't go
19:42well,
19:43and I
19:44can't
19:45carry
19:46kids,
19:47I think
19:48that will
19:49have to
19:50be a
19:51really
19:52hard
19:53conversation
19:54with
19:55Keely.
19:56Right
19:57here.
19:58If I
20:00can't
20:01carry
20:02a kid with
20:03me and
20:04him,
20:05then
20:06I
20:07will
20:08need
20:09a
20:10little
20:11more
20:12time
20:13with
20:14him.
20:15There
20:16are
20:17some
20:18times
20:19that
20:20you
20:21don't
20:22have
20:23that
20:24time.
20:25But
20:26I
20:27want
20:28to
20:29Let me grab that.
20:31OK.
20:32You don't need anything else?
20:33No, babe.
20:34OK.
20:35Thank you so much.
20:36Yep.
20:37OK, maybe some cranberry juice.
20:38That's good.
20:39OK.
20:40You're welcome.
21:02Hi.
21:03How are you?
21:04I'm good.
21:05I'm Nico.
21:06I'm Bo's assistant.
21:06Come in, come in.
21:07I guess I take my shoes off.
21:08Yes.
21:09Okay, this is not a rule for short people.
21:14I really think that Boze is fitting in well
21:16with the entire group.
21:17She seems to be very open-minded,
21:20even though she's opinionated.
21:22However, I was hurt by her comments
21:25the other night at the Viper Room.
21:27I definitely was like, oh, that's the breaking
21:30of the girl code.
21:33And I think that her idea of who I am is maybe tainted.
21:36You do not get to pick and choose when it's okay,
21:40when you wanna be friends, when it's convenient,
21:43and when I put a step wrong, you decide,
21:45I'm gonna freeze Dorita and I'm gonna punish her.
21:48I, too, have experienced the punishments
21:51where Kyle has not spoken to me for months at a time.
21:57Hey!
22:00Look at you.
22:00You look gorgeous.
22:02Oh my God, you're so beautiful.
22:04Oh my gosh.
22:06You look like you did not have any surgery at all.
22:08Girl, have a seat.
22:09Oh, I got your flowers.
22:12I really wanted to make more of an effort
22:14to get to know her better
22:17and have her get to know me better as well.
22:19I do find it interesting, though,
22:21that the ones next to her are Dorites.
22:23Wait, so this is me?
22:24Yes.
22:25And this is Dorite?
22:27Look, I don't even know how that happened.
22:30Mine are prettier.
22:31Oh no!
22:33There are multiple reasons
22:36why Kyle could be here visiting me.
22:38One is that I've been spending a lot of time with Dorite,
22:41so maybe Kyle wants to give me her perspective
22:45so that I can have a more balanced opinion,
22:47or maybe so she can win me over onto her side.
22:51I'm getting to know both of you, right?
22:53It's like, and I was like, ooh, she's really mad,
22:56and she's really mad.
22:57I lost it.
22:58What more do you want from me?
23:00I want you to stop raising your voice at me.
23:03No, you said you were gonna do it.
23:04Okay, I'm sorry.
23:08I was sitting there saying, I was like,
23:09this girl's on fire.
23:10And not like Alicia Keys said,
23:12but like legitimately on fire.
23:13I lost it because I was thinking to myself,
23:15you start trying to make it seem
23:16like something's inappropriate.
23:17You know I am not that person.
23:19Do not try to make me out to be somebody I am not.
23:22We all know I am not that girl.
23:25Listen, if it ever did bother her,
23:27I of course would not speak to PK.
23:29I wouldn't want anyone talking to my husband.
23:32I think one of the challenges that you two are having
23:35is that you don't see each other in the same way,
23:39the same friendship.
23:40You know what I mean?
23:41I have like 174 besties, okay?
23:43I'm one of those people.
23:45And I have one bestie who thinks she's my only one.
23:49Right.
23:50And she sends me nasty notes
23:51when she sees me at dinner with somebody.
23:53Yeah.
23:54You know what I mean?
23:55I have a lot of close, close friends too.
23:56You know what I mean?
23:57Yeah.
23:58And so I kind of think that Dorit may believe,
24:02like you might be that.
24:04You're probably right.
24:06And I think that my, what I think is close
24:09is different what she thinks is close
24:10because if I'm close to somebody, I share everything.
24:13And she's not that person.
24:15She doesn't, she didn't share anything.
24:19My husband, the one that you depend on the most
24:22was spending a lot of time in London.
24:24For the first time ever, I thought,
24:27is it possible that like PK and I would not make it?
24:30I've had those thoughts.
24:31I think that's normal to have those thoughts.
24:33Nothing.
24:35How?
24:36She told me the first moment we met.
24:38So how are you doing?
24:40My husband and I just decided to separate.
24:43Take some time apart.
24:44I know.
24:45I'm sorry.
24:46He is an alcoholic.
24:48Ooh.
24:49So she hasn't told Kyle, her close friend,
24:51about what's happening in her marriage?
24:53I don't think so.
24:55She stopped over to see me after the surgery
24:58and you not showing her the text was really bothering her.
25:03And she was like,
25:04well, wouldn't you think it was weird
25:06if she was sending texts
25:07and then she didn't show me what the text was.
25:09I was like,
25:10only if you think that there was something in the text.
25:12I mean, if you're maybe, if you're a manipulative person,
25:15you would think someone's being manipulative.
25:17Ooh.
25:18Oh, not that hot.
25:20What?
25:21You want to know something funny?
25:22Let me show you something funny.
25:23Oh Lord.
25:24Do you know that she got so much,
25:26there was a whole rumor.
25:28I'll show you.
25:29It was a stupid rumor, but I'm just going to show you.
25:32Oh Lord, I feel like this is getting worse.
25:34There was a whole rumor started because they're like,
25:36Dorit is way too touchy feely with Mo.
25:41You made it home.
25:45And there was a whole rumor
25:47about how Dorit has a thing for Mo
25:49and it was all over the internet.
25:51She had to go and defend it and this and that.
25:53So don't even get me fricking started
25:55about sending stupid memes.
25:58Yikes.
25:59Okay?
26:02Tit for tat.
26:03Please.
26:04Tit for tat.
26:05Out of principle,
26:06I'm not going to sit there and pull out my phone and say,
26:08oh, here, here's what I.
26:09That's what she wants you to do.
26:10Oh, okay.
26:11Well, out of principle, she can right off.
26:14That's not happening.
26:15Okay.
26:16Ooh.
26:17They say a hit dog gon' holler.
26:21Kyle is hollering.
26:27Coming up.
26:28Okay.
26:29One step up.
26:30I'm in big step up.
26:30Only one step.
26:32Take off your blindfold.
26:53Hello.
26:54Hello.
26:55Hi.
26:56Hi.
26:57Hi.
26:58Oh, you're so cute.
27:00You look so cute.
27:01You too.
27:09Hello.
27:10We're elevating.
27:11Hi.
27:12Hi, hi, hi, hi.
27:13You guys look great.
27:14It's so cute.
27:15It is elevated.
27:16Hi, honey.
27:17Hi.
27:18Hi.
27:19This is gonna be fun.
27:20Okay, so I called Erica, my mom.
27:22Yeah, what is our, what's our goal?
27:25I told her that we're just going out to dinner.
27:27I'm not sure if I was specific.
27:29Oh, no.
27:31I wanna do this party for Erica
27:34because she did seem rather hurt
27:37that no one kind of acknowledged in a caring way
27:44what she was going through with Girardi.
27:47Where's Erica's?
27:49Right there.
27:50Sutton threw a surprise pajama party pizza party for Kyle,
27:55but I was not given a pizza party.
27:57I was actually met with a lot of judgment.
27:59Nobody made me a pizza dinner when this happened to me.
28:02Where was my pizza party?
28:04I did not get a pizza party.
28:07Let's show her now what we didn't show her years ago.
28:13In a row?
28:14Yeah, you can just.
28:22Okay, here we go.
28:24So are you gonna go to her door and open up?
28:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, listen.
28:29Eric and Jane have an outfit.
28:30Hey, listen, Lindas.
28:33She doesn't need you to listen to me.
28:35What does Lindas mean?
28:36It's plural, because y'all are being Lindas right now.
28:39I have a very select guest list for tonight.
28:43Dorit is not invited for obvious reasons.
28:45She wants to go at Kyle's throat, too.
28:48She hates me and poor Bez.
28:51She's recovering from surgery,
28:53so we will leave her out tonight.
28:59So we're all getting out and surprising her?
29:01Yes, we're all going.
29:02We're not surprising her, we're all going to dinner.
29:04Play it cool, play it cool.
29:05It couldn't be any cooler.
29:09Well, the bell gives it away.
29:10Man, look at those lemons.
29:11Are those real lemons?
29:13Look at the size of this thing.
29:14Are you kidding me?
29:16No, are they?
29:16Maybe they're grapefruit.
29:17These lemons are on steroids.
29:20What the hell?
29:20This kind of looks like my dog with the teeth.
29:24Hi!
29:25Hi!
29:26You bitches, you surprised me!
29:28Hi!
29:31I love that, hi!
29:32Wait, the lemons on your tree are so cute.
29:35They're on steroids.
29:37I'm so easily removable.
29:38Something is very strange here.
29:41First of all, I thought I was just meeting up with Kyle,
29:44and here comes Garcelle and Sutton.
29:46So should I wear flats?
29:47I think you should wear flats.
29:49I don't know if they're taking me, like, kidnapping me,
29:51or is this an execution?
29:53Where are we going?
29:55We're going to have a good time.
29:56Big S, big S, big S.
29:59Y'all ready?
30:00Let's do it!
30:01All right.
30:03I'm going in the back.
30:04I feel like this is a setup.
30:07Make Erica sit here.
30:09Let's roll.
30:10Let's do it, baby.
30:20Are you watching the little boy right now?
30:21I am, so I feel like I'm being abducted.
30:24I'm going to the Middle Valley,
30:26and this is not where I thought my life would end.
30:29Put your sunglasses on, please.
30:31Ready?
30:31Yeah.
30:32All right, show her to him.
30:33We're not hurting you.
30:34We're almost there.
30:36Oh my God.
30:37What does that mean?
30:38Please don't, please.
30:41I, I, it's me, the driver.
30:44Oh, okay.
30:46Just give me your other hand.
30:48Gotcha.
30:49Okay.
30:50All right.
30:52Wow, there was no one to help me
30:54I went out so slowly.
30:56You have your eyeballs on.
30:57I can't see anything.
30:58You're all right, you're all right.
30:59Thank you so much.
31:00Okay, okay, okay.
31:02What is this?
31:03Hold on, hold on.
31:05Wait, could the one with the steady legs guide me?
31:07Who's that?
31:08Okay.
31:09One step up, big step up.
31:09Only one step.
31:12That's no, no more steps.
31:13Okay.
31:14This better be good.
31:15It's so good.
31:16Well, you said no one threw you a pizza party,
31:18so we felt bad.
31:19Oh God.
31:20That means...
31:22We thought the biggest pizza party you could think of.
31:24Okay.
31:25Take off your blindfold.
31:30Coming up.
31:30Do whatever the you want to do.
31:33If you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian.
31:40Well, you said no one threw you a pizza party,
31:42so we felt bad.
31:43Oh God.
31:44That means...
31:46We thought the biggest pizza party you could think of.
31:48Okay.
31:49Take off your blindfold.
31:52Are you kidding?
31:55We're at Chuck E. Cheese?
31:56Yeah.
31:57Oh my God.
31:58This is actually really cute.
32:01That is good.
32:02I just knew that my friends, my fancy friends,
32:04were going to take me on a private plane somewhere
32:07and we were going to get away,
32:08but instead they took me to Chuck E. Cheese.
32:10We're at the Chuck E. Cheese.
32:12Okay.
32:13I do like Chuck E. Cheese, though.
32:18Look at the dance floor.
32:19I know.
32:20Erica Jade.
32:21It's like, does it do stuff?
32:23It's expensive work, I got to throw.
32:25Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me.
32:28Do you know what kind of pizza you'd like?
32:30Pepperoni.
32:31Pepperoni and cheese.
32:32Should we play games?
32:33Yes.
32:36I'm not doing the trampoline.
32:38I'll TT in my pants.
32:39Let's go play games today.
32:40Insert coin.
32:41Let's see what you got.
32:43God, I forgot my hand sanitizer.
32:45You look like a badass.
32:47Oh God, where do we reload?
32:51Is that you?
32:54Let's play some hoops.
32:58I got a basket.
32:59Oh, come on.
33:00Yeah, I'm definitely not LeBron.
33:02Did you see that?
33:04Yeah, unfortunately I did.
33:06We're going to go play some skee-ball.
33:07Oh my God, this is my game.
33:085,000, yes.
33:10I got no balls.
33:13I'm going to go play some hoops.
33:15Nice.
33:20What the hell?
33:21I just want to watch to see what it felt like
33:22to get in the 10,000 thing.
33:23Now what?
33:24That was fun.
33:25We're going to sit down.
33:26We're sitting down?
33:27Uh-huh.
33:28This is too small for me.
33:30Well, here, I think we need to-
33:30You can adjust it.
33:32Okay.
33:32Listen, in all seriousness,
33:34what you've done to pull yourself up is remarkable.
33:39And I'm proud of you.
33:41Actually, Erica seems to be the most on track.
33:45Well, you okay?
33:46Oh my God, this is so good.
33:48Well, I was the most off.
33:50Well, I don't know.
33:51I mean, I think things are just calmer.
33:53Yes, you have a long road to go,
33:54but others have done it.
33:55You can do it too.
33:56You know, which is why I can do things like redecorate.
33:59No, I can't get a new home,
34:00but I can redecorate the one I'm in
34:01and I'm grateful to be in the one I'm in.
34:03Is it my forever home?
34:05No.
34:06Is it great for right now
34:07while we pull ourselves back together?
34:08It sure is.
34:10Tom is getting ready to go to trial at this time.
34:14So while I'm excited about all of my great new interiors
34:18and moving forward with my life,
34:22there's Tom waiting to go to trial.
34:25And that, you know, look,
34:28no matter what you want to say, it just sucks.
34:30I don't think I'll ever be married again.
34:32I don't want a legal contract with someone like that again.
34:36I would love to have someone in my life.
34:39That's valid.
34:40And never say never.
34:42I don't know, I had,
34:43it's not what's bringing me joy right now.
34:45My business and doing that,
34:46that's really what is bringing me happiness.
34:49Like having your children see that too.
34:51100%.
34:52Also for you, teaching your girls
34:55that they need to protect themselves.
34:56Yes.
34:57Well, they have said to me that they would be devastated
35:00if they saw me laying in bed, you know,
35:03crumbling instead of like, you know.
35:05He calls you a lot.
35:06He FaceTimes you a lot.
35:09Hi.
35:10Hey, oh my God, look at you all cowgirls up.
35:13You don't have boundaries with that yet?
35:17I mean, we've really moved slow for this whole thing.
35:19That's for sure.
35:21I know when you're going through a separation,
35:23you kind of go your separate ways.
35:24You do your own thing and then maybe see
35:26if you want to come back together or not.
35:28I think these two don't know what they want.
35:30Or at least Kyle seems like she's not sure.
35:36Yeah, I don't know.
35:38Yeah, I don't know.
35:39I think he likes the condo life.
35:41Yeah, I like a condo life too.
35:43Yeah.
35:44I'm going to be 100% blunt.
35:46Okay.
35:47Do whatever the f*** you want to do.
35:50Be whoever you want to be.
35:53If you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian.
36:00What'd you say?
36:01I can't.
36:06Oh, Garcelle.
36:07Garcelle, why, why?
36:09Garcelle asks the questions that sometimes
36:12I secretly want to ask, but I ain't doing it.
36:15We are women of a certain age.
36:17We're people's mothers.
36:18We're bosses.
36:19We're business women.
36:21Be whoever you want to be.
36:22So Dorit met me at Poco Republic and we spoke.
36:32And it silenced Chuck E. Cheese.
36:36What we spoke about when you two got heated,
36:38we talked about the text messaging of it all.
36:40And she said she would just like,
36:42because things had changed and he's unpredictable,
36:45that she would like to know if in fact he texts
36:48or you guys text.
36:50The fact that she's trying to make it seem like
36:51I'm anything inappropriate is gross.
36:54And I'm not going to get to a point in my life
36:56where I am, you know, having to pull out my phone
37:01and s**t because I'm an adult and that's a f*****g joke.
37:11I'm going to do this because today,
37:12I will show you guys that I'm not going to do this again.
37:15Not for her or anybody, okay?
37:18Because I think it's ridiculous.
37:20But I'm going to tell you right here,
37:21when they made the announcement,
37:23I said, I know you have a lot of friends,
37:25but I'm also one.
37:27And here, if you need me,
37:29I've never repeated anything you've shared with me
37:31and never would.
37:40Wait a minute.
37:41This is not just about memes and jokes.
37:44This is serious talk.
37:46So they have shared things
37:48about Dorit or relationship or whatever
37:50that no one else knows about.
37:52All this time, Kyle is really defending
37:54that it's just memes.
37:56So, it's not all true.
38:00We'll keep sending memes and won't forget laughing emojis.
38:03That is what I wrote to him.
38:06I'm not going to have her be a b**ch to me
38:08and trying to have her paint me
38:09as someone that I'm not continuously.
38:12And the fact that she would actually makes me not ever
38:18want to re-pair anything with her.
38:26Coming up.
38:28Kyle read the text.
38:30Wait, what?
38:31Wait, wait, wait.
38:32We were at Chuck E. Cheese.
38:34There's too much information.
38:49Nico.
38:51Hi, Bose.
38:51Hey.
38:53How are you feeling?
38:55Man, I feel like an old lady.
38:58Well, the glam is looking good.
38:59Baby, you got to look good even when you don't feel good.
39:11Hi.
39:12Oh, you look so good.
39:13Hi, welcome.
39:13Thank you, hi.
39:14It's good to see you.
39:15Good to see you.
39:16How are you?
39:17Can you take off your shoes, please?
39:18Oh, sure.
39:19I don't like to take off your shoes
39:21before you get into someone's house.
39:22My shoes are part of the outfit.
39:24I couldn't find a Haitian restaurant.
39:26What?
39:27But I brought Jamaican.
39:28You brought me food?
39:29I did.
39:30Aw.
39:32See, other people want to bring me flowers.
39:34No.
39:35Hey, I'm sorry.
39:35I know I can't get up.
39:36No, no, no, don't get up.
39:38Hi.
39:39Hi, gorgeous.
39:39You look so pretty.
39:41Oh, girl, I tried for you.
39:42So how are you feeling?
39:44Oh, girl.
39:45Had to have surgery because I have
39:49been suffering with fibroids.
39:52Yes.
39:53They got 10 of them out.
39:55No way.
39:55Yeah, girl.
39:56That was a lot.
39:58Yes.
39:58Oh, thank you so much, Nico.
39:59Of course.
40:00So I'm so glad to sit with you.
40:01Okay, what happened?
40:02What happened?
40:03Okay, me too.
40:04No, because I want to know all the things.
40:05I know we haven't had a chance to do this.
40:07Dorit is an embryo up your coochie.
40:10Girl.
40:13Can I throw something?
40:14What can I?
40:15Let me throw my phone.
40:16I find all of this so strange.
40:19Okay, I do.
40:20This is, it's so juvenile that I can't,
40:22I really can't even wrap my mind around it.
40:24I happen to like Dorit.
40:26Just because they don't like Dorit
40:27doesn't mean I can't like Dorit.
40:29I mean, what is this?
40:29Some sort of click?
40:31You know what it is with Dorit, I have to say,
40:33the common denominator of her is that
40:36we'll take two steps forward
40:38and then you'll take three steps back.
40:40So we never feel like we're really moving forward.
40:42But why?
40:43I don't know why.
40:45She talks a lot.
40:46Okay.
40:47You know, and in a way, I appreciate sometimes the details
40:51because it makes the story better.
40:53But not like all the time.
40:55Okay.
40:56You know, to me, I was like,
40:57oh, how terrible that this woman is like
41:01going through this horrible situation in her marriage.
41:04She's trying to keep a smile on her face.
41:07She's got problems with her bestie.
41:09I was like, oh shoot, well, let me be a bridge.
41:12Thank you, Nico.
41:13Of course.
41:15I appreciate it.
41:15Thank you so much.
41:16I think for her and Kyle, they've been through,
41:19they were as thick as thieves for a long time.
41:23And then there became a big shift.
41:25Yeah.
41:25So obviously you're seeing that
41:27and it's painful for both of them.
41:29Like when we were at the Viper Room.
41:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:32It looked like it was gonna get physical.
41:34I'm telling you.
41:34And I had never seen that.
41:36I did not know that there was that kind of vitriol there.
41:38You know what I mean?
41:39Like that was real anger.
41:41That was real hard to watch.
41:43I was like, man.
41:45Last night.
41:46What?
41:47Kyle read the text.
41:49I'm sorry?
41:50She read the text.
41:52I've never repeated anything you've shared with me
41:54and never would.
41:55Meaning you can trust me always.
41:57We'll keep sending memes and won't forget laughing emojis.
42:00The text, I'm paraphrasing, said something like,
42:04I won't say anything I never have.
42:06Oh.
42:07That part.
42:08Oh, hell no.
42:09That part.
42:10I don't understand.
42:12I can't compute.
42:13There's no joking.
42:14My brain is like, carry the five,
42:16divide by three, minus four, makes no sense.
42:19Like what?
42:21So Kyle doesn't know the definition of friendship
42:24and she doesn't know the definition
42:26of ain't nothing going on.
42:27Because clearly there's something going on.
42:29This is proof of that.
42:31She is actively talking to PK
42:34in a way that is not superficial.
42:37That's not what she told me.
42:38Don't even get me fricking started
42:40about sending stupid memes.
42:43My friendship with PK is memes and jokes.
42:49That's it.
42:51So she lied.
42:56I should go find out.
42:58I don't know.
42:59You go and tell her.
43:02Next time on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
43:06Whose car is that?
43:07Are you kidding me?
43:10Let us all heal together.
43:13Oh.
43:15That's so good.
43:16This is a calm before the storm.
43:18Can you read the text, please?
43:24And that is all I f****** said.
43:26Now I'm done.
43:27I'm not gonna be made to feel I've done something wrong.
43:30I've loved you and your family f****** everybody.
43:32I'm done with this s***.
43:34I'm not doing this anymore.