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00:00Assalamu Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariyan.
00:22Friends, if you sit down in life and do the analysis that whatever decisions you have made after thinking for a long time
00:29and what is the success ratio of the decisions you have made suddenly, then you will realize that it is almost the same.
00:34If you look at the studies in the world, then there are many such studies which show that those who make quick decisions are more successful in life.
00:43The reason for this is that the earlier you move forward in any work,
00:47as you must have seen in many technologies, the other nations of the world move ahead very quickly.
00:52They get on the bus first and they become more successful.
00:54That is why it is generally said in our country that take time, think, take time to make a decision
01:01and this is a very big reason for not being successful in life.
01:05And often people are taking a bet that if I had made this decision immediately at that time, it would have been very beneficial today.
01:11I am not saying that quick decisions are always successful,
01:15but the ratio remains the same.
01:17It is the same mind.
01:18You should definitely consult a sensible person, think about it, but make a quick decision
01:23and remember that the most wrong decision in life is not to make a decision.
01:29That is why the businessmen, the artists, the sportsmen who make a decision after thinking for a long time are left behind.
01:37Those who make a quick decision, they move very far ahead.
01:39Think about it, if Shoaib Akhtar is playing a ball and a batsman is standing in front of him
01:44and he says that I will make a decision after thinking for a long time about how to play the shot,
01:49then it is called a preconceived shot and it is very bad.
01:52Let's start today's show with this message.
01:54Today, let's take you to Mr. Chaudhary. It's been a long time since we met him.
02:01That means we don't do deliberation, we do deliberation.
02:04Wow!
02:05Mr. Chaudhary, you know that today I have brought Mr. Haroon to you.
02:09Why?
02:10He was saying that we should do the deliberation with the ears as well.
02:13Yes, yes.
02:13I said that we should do the deliberation with the ears as well.
02:18If I give you an advice, don't do it with this hand because the camera will block my face as well.
02:24You know what, I am a barber.
02:27Then why are you shaving his head with the other hand?
02:29My name is Sajua.
02:32Mr. Chaudhary is safe.
02:33How?
02:34Because while shaving, he is only afraid of cutting his head.
02:37So he is not.
02:37Yes, okay.
02:39Till date, I have only shaved his moustache.
02:41Where did you lose your moustache?
02:45Hurry up. Hurry up.
02:46You will have to come here in the morning as well.
02:48You sit with your mouth open.
02:49By the way, Mr. Chaudhary, I take money as per square feet.
02:53It's been two to three days.
02:54There are a lot of deaths.
02:56In the cold, one's heart stops.
02:58I have seen it now.
02:59In the winters, I have seen it on the big Babas.
03:03By the way, Mr. Babas, it's okay.
03:05What?
03:05Do you want to wear a burji with me?
03:07Yes, yes.
03:07Mr. Chaudhary, it's two kilometres away from us.
03:09Yes, yes.
03:10Mr. Chaudhary is our Sikander.
03:11Yes.
03:12Oh no, he is dead.
03:13Mr. Chaudhary, I remember that you talked about dying.
03:16When did I say that?
03:19Mr. Chaudhary, it's not 15 kilometres away from us.
03:21It's Dada village.
03:22Dada is the name of the village.
03:24Yes.
03:24Mr. Chaudhary is our Sabdar.
03:26Yes.
03:27He is dead.
03:28Oh no.
03:29Hurry up. Hurry up.
03:30Don't touch the towel.
03:31Otherwise, you will die after one kilometre.
03:38Mr. Chaudhary, it's two kilometres away from us.
03:40Dada is the name of the village.
03:40Yes.
03:41Mr. Chaudhary is the name of the village.
03:42Yes.
03:43It's enough now.
03:44How long will you stay here?
03:45Mr. Chaudhary is going to die after every kilometre.
03:49See if there is a dead cow in the middle of the road.
03:55No, no.
03:55Let them kill the cow.
03:56Don't let them kill the cow.
04:00Uncle, you have done a great job.
04:02Why are you so upset?
04:08Uncle, you have done a great job.
04:09Tomorrow, you will write a letter to me.
04:13No, Mr. Chaudhary.
04:14I will come to Lahore and then I will feed you parathas.
04:16You have come at the right time.
04:18With tea.
04:19In the morning.
04:19Remember, you should never come empty stomached.
04:25Mr. Chaudhary, you know what?
04:27There is a carpool in Phadkari.
04:28So, you will have to move a lot.
04:32Mr. Chaudhary, I will move a lot.
04:34I will shave.
04:35I don't want to look fat.
04:37I don't want you to lose your life and I don't want you to lose mine.
04:41I am moving a lot.
04:42I am moving a lot.
04:42I am moving a lot.
04:46Is this a monkey or what?
04:47Even if I don't move, my neck will break.
04:52Mr. Chaudhary, did you apply any red cloth inside the beard?
04:55It has burst open.
04:59It's okay. It's okay.
05:01Okay.
05:04Mr. Chaudhary, why didn't you learn to shave yourself?
05:07I tried a couple of times.
05:08But I couldn't do it.
05:12Mr. Chaudhary, I am sitting outside.
05:14If there is any problem, I will come and solve it.
05:17So, please call me.
05:19I have told you a thousand times that if a villager wants to meet me.
05:23Yes.
05:24He has to meet me immediately.
05:25He is sitting outside.
05:26I consider him to be an outsider.
05:27Wow.
05:28Amazing.
05:29Arun, I have been very worried for the past couple of days.
05:32Why?
05:32I have a very close friend.
05:34I mean, he and I are just friends.
05:37I see.
05:38It's been four days since he passed away.
05:40Wow.
05:41Was he also Chaudhary?
05:42Chaudhary.
05:43He was a good guard.
05:44Yes.
05:45He is thinking of becoming the Chaudhary of that village.
05:48You have lost your mind.
05:50Yes.
05:50He has one son and one daughter.
05:53I see.
05:53His son is settled in Karachi.
05:56How long will he stay in the village?
05:59He will not be able to handle it.
06:01You should take the responsibility.
06:03Please come.
06:04Mr. Chaudhary is here.
06:05Greetings, Mr. Chaudhary.
06:07Greetings, Mr. Chaudhary.
06:08Greetings, Mr. Chaudhary.
06:09Greetings, son. How are you?
06:10I am fine.
06:11Greetings, brother.
06:12Greetings, son. How are you?
06:13I am fine.
06:14Please sit.
06:15Please sit, my son.
06:16Please come here.
06:17There is a girl here. Please come here.
06:19Why? What is the matter?
06:20The seat is vacant.
06:22Please sit.
06:23Please make the next staff sit.
06:26Please sit.
06:27Sir, it takes time to iron the bags.
06:30Why are you getting so angry?
06:31She is my wife.
06:32She is my wife.
06:33I see.
06:34Yes.
06:35She is my sister.
06:36I see.
06:37Is there any issue with your one eye?
06:39My one eye is twitching.
06:41Yes.
06:41It is twitching a lot.
06:42When bad times come, it starts twitching.
06:45I say, keep quiet.
06:47Mr. Chaudhary is here.
06:48I am ready to take any decision.
06:50Who are you?
06:50How can you say that?
06:52I am his brother-in-law.
06:53He is my brother-in-law.
06:54I am saying this because of his attitude.
06:55We should not get married.
06:57Getting married is not a bad thing.
07:00If you get married properly because you like the proposal.
07:04Yes.
07:04If you get married because you want to get married first,
07:07then we will also get married.
07:08Then it is wrong.
07:08What a coincidence!
07:10This guy.
07:11Yes.
07:11He is your brother-in-law.
07:12Yes.
07:12He has made a blunder.
07:13What blunder?
07:15He has ruined my sister.
07:16Why? What happened?
07:17Uncle, I don't want to talk to him.
07:19Pass.
07:20You will feel like looking at my face.
07:22Did you see?
07:22You will feel like looking at his face.
07:26Okay, tell me.
07:27Till now, no one has understood your decision.
07:30No problem.
07:32I didn't know what to decide.
07:33Greetings, Mr. Chaudhary.
07:35Greetings.
07:37Greetings.
07:37Chaudhary, my friend who passed away.
07:39Has he come back?
07:40No, he is his son.
07:42Okay.
07:43How are you, son?
07:44How are you?
07:44You have become like Karachi.
07:47When did you come, son?
07:48When did you come?
07:48I met you at the funeral the day before yesterday.
07:51Yes, I remember.
07:53My real father-in-law didn't suspect anything.
07:55Okay.
07:56Sit.
07:56Come here.
07:58Come here.
07:58Come here.
07:59Come here.
07:59Chaudhary, Chaudhary.
08:00Yes.
08:01But Mr. Haroon, he seems to be very happy.
08:03Yes.
08:04It's been four days since he passed away.
08:06Time is very kind.
08:08It makes me happy.
08:10I am very patient.
08:12I don't want him to die today, tomorrow or next year.
08:15Good time.
08:17How are you, son?
08:18I don't know what to say, Mr. Chaudhary.
08:20All the responsibilities are on my head.
08:22Obviously, you are smiling.
08:27Yes, all the responsibilities are on my head.
08:29I don't know how Chaudhary works.
08:31The villagers called me.
08:32They put the turban on my head.
08:34Wow.
08:34Then I thought I will consult some Raman Chaudhary.
08:36Yes.
08:41Okay, this turban is yours.
08:43Yes.
08:43This turban of Mr. Chaudhary looks like Chaudhary's.
08:47I don't know why, but I am thinking of the band members.
08:50Why?
08:51The ones who die at a young age are given this turban.
08:55When my father passed away.
08:58He passed away.
08:59All the responsibilities.
09:01All the responsibilities.
09:02Were put on my head.
09:03Were put on my head.
09:04And all these responsibilities.
09:07With all my heart.
09:08With all my heart.
09:09With all my courage.
09:10With all my courage.
09:11Because the whole village depends on you.
09:15Depends on you.
09:16The voice is coming to me.
09:18It is coming to you too.
09:23My son.
09:24Look at him.
09:26You go back to Karachi.
09:27His father is dead.
09:29Look, uncle.
09:30I will tell you one thing.
09:31Yes.
09:31I will teach you everything.
09:33Because you are my nephew.
09:34Of course.
09:35How to get up, sit, walk, walk.
09:37How does Chaudhary do it?
09:39You do the justice.
09:40Yes.
09:41Because those elders say.
09:42That if you want to go.
09:43Then cut the girl's hair.
09:44What?
09:45What?
09:46No, let me clear.
09:47To take Chaudhary's training.
09:50This is how it happens.
09:51We have to talk intelligently.
09:53We have been brought in a team.
09:55Yes.
09:55We have started playing.
09:56What?
09:58Mr. Chaudhary.
09:59Do you know what we are trying to explain to him?
10:01That the influential man.
10:02The man who keeps the dignity.
10:04The powerful man.
10:05People will listen to anything he says.
10:06May God bless you.
10:09Rich man's joke is always humorous.
10:10Sir, what is the use of being a rich man?
10:12No. No. No.
10:13The joke of a rich man is always funny.
10:15Let's start with the first lesson.
10:17Okay.
10:18Just walk and show.
10:19Chaudhary will walk.
10:22What is the use of walking?
10:23Chaudhary should have a good character.
10:25You have a good character in front of me.
10:27There is one thing.
10:28He is right.
10:29Your body language.
10:30Your walk.
10:31Your sitting and standing.
10:32Your style.
10:33This explains a lot.
10:35Shall I walk, Chaudhary?
10:36Uncle, just walk and show.
10:37Okay, then I will walk.
10:39Where do I walk?
10:39Hello.
10:40Hello.
10:40Uncle.
10:41Yes.
10:42You don't have to go.
10:43You have to walk and show.
10:45When Chaudhary walks,
10:46he looks like a waiter ordering kheer.
10:49You have to get up from here.
10:50Chaudhary will always do this.
10:52He will get up like this.
10:53Yes.
10:54Yes. Very good.
10:56I have to get up.
10:56Yes.
10:57And then walk.
10:59Hello.
11:00Come forward.
11:00Brother, come here. Come back.
11:01Yes.
11:02You don't have to walk so fast.
11:04Sit here.
11:05Sit here.
11:05Now pay attention to me.
11:07Chaudhary, sit here.
11:08Yes.
11:09Chaudhary will get up like this.
11:11Yes.
11:11He will climb the clothes.
11:12Like this.
11:13Okay.
11:14He is sitting on the soil.
11:17You can't do that.
11:18Like this.
11:20Very good.
11:21Very good.
11:21Very good, Chaudhary.
11:22Chaudhary will come straight to me.
11:26Let's go.
11:26Okay.
11:27Okay.
11:28Chaudhary has come back.
11:29He has made a decision.
11:31Like this.
11:31Come here, Chaudhary.
11:32Get up, my son.
11:34The village is yours.
11:36Very good.
11:36Yes.
11:37Very good.
11:38Very good.
11:39What are you saying?
11:39Yes.
11:40Very good.
11:41Very good.
11:41Chaudhary, very good.
11:42Everything is going well.
11:43Why are you stealing?
11:44I was wondering what he was stealing.
11:46Yes.
11:47See.
11:48This is the way of the generation.
11:50Very good.
11:50Very good.
11:51He is walking like a father.
11:53Very good.
11:53Now what is your decision?
11:55You can make a decision here.
11:56What?
11:57He will know how to make a decision.
11:59Yes.
12:00Tell him.
12:01Do it here.
12:02Chaudhary, you come here.
12:03Let him sit there.
12:04Come.
12:04You are sitting on my seat.
12:06You are not my husband.
12:07What is the use of sitting on the seat?
12:09Come.
12:09Son.
12:10This is a very good thing.
12:11Because you can't learn until you drive the car yourself.
12:14And they like it a lot.
12:15So let the decision be according to their wish.
12:17Yes.
12:18Okay.
12:18First of all, Chaudhary wants to say that
12:21only one of you will speak.
12:24No one else will speak.
12:25If you want to speak, decide who will speak.
12:28No, Mr. Chaudhary.
12:29Everyone else is dumb.
12:30Why?
12:30He is Chaudhary.
12:31You have the permission to speak to one person.
12:34Whoever wants to speak.
12:34Very good.
12:35Chaudhary.
12:36Very good.
12:37Very good, Chaudhary.
12:38Chaudhary is dumb.
12:39Chaudhary is not dumb.
12:42Rakhay, you keep quiet.
12:43I am speaking.
12:44Very good.
12:45Very good.
12:46Chaudhary.
12:47Very good.
12:48Chaudhary, the problem is that
12:49I have bought a house.
12:51I will keep it.
12:52Okay.
12:52No problem.
12:53Hello.
12:53Hello, uncle.
12:55Hello.
12:55What is this decision?
12:57Hello.
12:57Okay.
12:58Done.
12:58Uncle, tell them to do as I say.
13:03I will do as you say.
13:05So do as I say.
13:07Very good.
13:08Very good.
13:09He is Chaudhary.
13:10He is Chaudhary.
13:11He is Chaudhary.
13:12Very good, Chaudhary.
13:14Chaudhary, she is my sister, Rakhay.
13:16I am her brother, Rakhay.
13:17I have given you permission.
13:18Okay, fair enough.
13:20No problem.
13:20Very good.
13:21Chaudhary, what are you saying?
13:23Why are you doing this to Harsh?
13:25What are you saying?
13:26Chaudhary, when I got married,
13:28I told her that I will give you an oven.
13:30She didn't give me the money.
13:32I was craving for food.
13:34She didn't give you the money.
13:35She wanted to give you an oven.
13:36She didn't give you the money.
13:38First of all, she shouldn't have given you anything.
13:39You asked her to give you a daughter, a sister.
13:41What else do you want?
13:42What is this?
13:43You are talking to me.
13:44This is a curse.
13:45This shouldn't have happened.
13:47You are right.
13:48It should have happened.
13:49He is giving it to his daughter.
13:50When her daughter goes home,
13:51he will use it.
13:52What are you saying?
13:53Are you out of your mind?
13:54Very good, Chaudhary.
13:55You are taking the side of such a thing.
13:56No.
13:57If he is giving it to his daughter with happiness,
13:58then I don't have any problem.
14:00With whose happiness?
14:01With the happiness of her son-in-law.
14:02He is crazy.
14:03Very good, Chaudhary.
14:04How can I give him my things?
14:06I don't want an oven.
14:08I don't want a fridge.
14:09Why should I give him all these things?
14:10He doesn't want an oven
14:11for his two sisters and brothers.
14:13Listen, Kanwal.
14:14I am telling you.
14:16Tell them
14:17that I am going to finish the curse of Jihad
14:19from this village.
14:21I won't let anyone take Jihad.
14:23I have given you daughters and sons.
14:25Go home.
14:26You take your wife and go home.
14:27And you take your wife and go home.
14:29Don't you dare bring any complaints.
14:31Quiet.
14:32Now I am Chaudhary.
14:33I will decide.
14:34Okay.
14:35Listen.
14:36You said you will give him an oven.
14:38I didn't.
14:39You take your sister and go.
14:40Okay.
14:41I didn't give you a fridge.
14:42You take your sister and go home.
14:43Wow.
14:44What a decision.
14:45What a decision.
14:46Wow.
14:47Wow.
14:48Wow.
14:49Wait.
14:50Wait.
14:51Is this a decision?
14:52What?
14:53God bless you.
14:54God bless your life.
14:55You have already made two decisions.
14:59Wow, Chaudhary.
15:00Wow.
15:01Such a good decision.
15:02Wow.
15:03I am going to finish the curse
15:04from this village.
15:05There is no one better than him
15:06to make a good decision.
15:07I will ask for a bungalow
15:08and a bungalow.
15:09From today, Chaudhary
15:10will take care of the village.
15:12From today, he will throw
15:13Chaudhary out of the village.
15:14I will make the village
15:15a dustbin.
15:16What?
15:17You will make a dustbin
15:18instead of a dustbin.
15:19He will make a dustbin
15:20instead of a dustbin.
15:21Now go and do as you wish.
15:27You want to throw
15:28Chaudhary out of the village?
15:29No.
15:30Hey.
15:31He is a scoundrel
15:32and he is a scoundrel's brother.
15:33But he is a good boy
15:34and he is a good brother.
15:36I won't let him go there.
15:37He is a scoundrel's brother.
15:39He is a scoundrel
15:40and he is a scoundrel's brother.
15:41Now go and do your work.
15:42Yes.
15:43He is a good boy
15:44and he is a good brother.
15:49Oh.
15:50Oh, Chaudhary.
15:51Oh.
15:52My crops have dried up.
15:53My crops have dried up.
15:54My crops have dried up.
15:55My children are starving, Chaudhary.
15:56My children are starving, Chaudhary.
15:57Your respect is with my feet, Chaudhary.
15:58Your respect is with my feet, Chaudhary.
15:59What?
16:00I think
16:01someone in the village
16:02has made an announcement
16:03about the wrong spices.
16:04What has happened, my son?
16:05What has happened?
16:06Chaudhary,
16:07he has not watered his crops
16:08for the last two or three years.
16:09he has not watered his crops
16:10for the last two or three years.
16:11What happened?
16:12My crops have dried up.
16:13He has broken the leaves
16:14and watered the crops.
16:15and watered the crops.
16:16Yes.
16:17So, his decision
16:18must have been right.
16:19You are watering too much.
16:20I am not watering my crops.
16:21Chaudhary, it's a matter of water.
16:22Who is going to take the decision?
16:23Now Chaudhary will take the decision.
16:24Now Chaudhary will take the decision.
16:25Yes.
16:26Why should we decide?
16:27Why should we decide?
16:28He should decide.
16:29You will get him done
16:30Why did you make him do it?
16:31You made him do it. Why did you make him do it?
16:33Chaudhary, have you kept a new Chaudhary?
16:37Chaudhary has decided about my theft.
16:41I will cut the thorns and bring the swords.
16:43No.
16:44You will cut the thorns and bring the swords, son.
16:47You won't get the sword if you cut the thorns.
16:50I think the landlord has gone mad.
16:52He is going to cut the thorns and bring the swords.
16:54You will cut the thorns and bring the swords.
16:56You will cut the thorns and bring the swords.
16:57I think, the water is going in their crop.
16:59It's good.
17:00It's not going in their crop.
17:01So, it's drying.
17:02The problem is with the water.
17:03Yes.
17:03The water of this village is off from today.
17:06Wow. Wow. Wow.
17:08What are you saying?
17:09These are the decisions.
17:10These are their quick decisions.
17:11The decision is right.
17:13It's right. Absolutely right.
17:14Absolutely.
17:14This is our theft.
17:15This is the theft.
17:17I am coming.
17:18He has gone.
17:20Mr. Arun.
17:21This is the sign of bad times.
17:24Oh, God.
17:25He has left the shop too.
17:26He has left the shadow too.
17:27I haven't left it. I am coming.
17:33This is called theft.
17:34Yes.
17:34A big box of grains is being stolen.
17:36This is called a decision.
17:38Wow.
17:39Wow, son.
17:40This is called theft.
17:41This is called a new way of thinking.
17:43He wants to be the new Chaudhary.
17:45Yes.
17:46He didn't like the welcome.
17:47Wow. Wow.
17:49Wow. Wow.
17:49This is called theft.
17:50Yes.
17:52What is this?
17:54What is this?
17:54Oh, God.
17:58Listen to me.
18:00Run. I will save your life.
18:02Run.
18:03No.
18:03Go inside.
18:04I will not go.
18:05Go inside.
18:06I have played all my life, Chaudhary.
18:08I had a few wishes today.
18:10I didn't know.
18:14He didn't leave.
18:14No.
18:16Pick him up.
18:18Mr. Chaudhary, get up.
18:19Chaudhary.
18:20He didn't leave.
18:22I think he is very close to you.
18:29What is this?
18:31I was the one who blew up the bomb.
18:32Oh, God.
18:33In your life?
18:34Why didn't you blow up?
18:36Didn't you see, Danyal?
18:38New Chaudhary saved his life.
18:40And this old Chaudhary did your work.
18:43He lied on the bomb.
18:44He risked his life.
18:46He is right.
18:47He is right.
18:48He is right.
18:50I knew it.
18:51I knew it.
18:51He is a fake.
18:55Chaudhary.
18:56Yes.
18:56Come here, my son.
18:58Get up.
18:59Come here.
19:00I will teach you everything.
19:02Yes.
19:02Give it to me.
19:03Sit here.
19:04Why? I am not tired. I am fine.
19:06No. No.
19:07You will be tired.
19:09If I make a mistake,
19:11I will throw you in the village.
19:13Okay.
19:13Sit here.
19:14Okay.
19:15Come here.
19:17Get up.
19:18Get up.
19:18Get up.
19:20Get up.
19:23Come.
19:24Come. Come.
19:30Viewers, we will take a short break.
19:31We will meet after the break.
19:40Welcome back, viewers.
19:41Yes, Irza.
19:42Okay, Mr. Haroon.
19:43This voice.
19:43Where did you bring me?
19:45Hello.
19:46Where did you bring me?
19:50Smartness. Smartness.
19:52Trickery.
19:54Children's responsibilities.
19:55Their school preparations.
19:57People's whining.
20:02Where did you bring me?
20:03The show is being recorded.
20:04How do I tell you, Mr. Haroon?
20:06My luck is so bad that I am driving a rickshaw.
20:10We pray that you become successful in driving a rickshaw.
20:13This is not a bad thing.
20:15Rickshaw..
20:16He is having a grandfather's party.
20:17He is having an uncle's party.
20:20I remember that I have seen him driving a taxi in a film.
20:25Where did that taxi go?
20:26I sold it.
20:26Why?
20:27It was mine.
20:29Mr. Haroon, it is like this.
20:31Someone gave me a ride from your location.
20:34So I picked up his ride and called him here.
20:38I came here.
20:39But when I reached here, he cancelled the ride.
20:43He must be Mr. Agha.
20:45Because it is his habit.
20:46He makes plans and cancels them.
20:47I don't know who he is.
20:50The thing is that I have come here.
20:51I think he is driving since childhood.
20:53Why?
20:54Look at his shirt.
20:57Mr. Haroon, I have come here.
20:59Now I will take the ride.
21:01The ride has been cancelled. Go back.
21:03All the people sitting on this set
21:05think that you are the richest person.
21:07You must have a big car.
21:08Sit in the rickshaw with me.
21:10Learn to travel like a poor person.
21:11When I stop the rickshaw at the signal
21:13Hijra will come and ask you if you have any change.
21:17I have travelled so much on the rickshaw
21:19that you have no idea.
21:22Either you go or someone from your team goes.
21:25I won't go empty-handed.
21:26You are amazing, Mr. Haroon's grandpa.
21:28Salim, if you are being honest..
21:30He is your grandpa and you are my wife.
21:33There is a small seat inside.
21:35That is out of fashion. This is a CNG seat.
21:37No, there is a seat inside.
21:38I saw it. There is a seat for kids.
21:40That is not for sitting.
21:42That is for putting your feet forward.
21:43No one sits on it.
21:45I see. I see.
21:46I don't want to go. You go.
21:47Let him sit on it.
21:48Why is Mr. Danish trying to go with me?
21:51He is not Mr. Danish.
21:52He is Irza.
21:53Isn't he the one with a moustache?
21:57He is Mr. Danish.
21:58Remove your glasses so that you can see properly.
22:00I am so poor that I have to do everything.
22:03What will you do? What if I say something wrong?
22:05Will you call someone?
22:06Will you hang me?
22:08Will I be able to speak?
22:10Will you listen to me? Will you go home?
22:12Why will I be hanged? Why will I be able to speak?
22:14What is that?
22:16You come to watch my death drama.
22:18That was the dialogue from my film, Karanti Veer.
22:21You come to watch my death drama.
22:23My brother will hang me.
22:25Your eyes will come out.
22:26My brother will hang me.
22:27Oh, my God!
22:28He will hang me.
22:29My tongue will come out. My eyes will come out.
22:31My brother will take me down.
22:32He will take me home. He will sleep.
22:34My brother will hang me.
22:35After that, my brother will take me down.
22:37You will go home and sleep.
22:39Is there a mirror in your rickshaw?
22:41If he sits in your rickshaw
22:43will you set a mirror behind him?
22:45No, I am not one of those who look back at their passengers.
22:48I look ahead.
22:49Why? I have small children.
22:50I have a wife. I am happy in my life.
22:52I want a mirror and lights behind me.
22:55Because sometimes I have to do my make-up in the rickshaw.
22:58You have 150 passengers in front of you.
23:00First, get 1.5 lakh rickshaws.
23:02Mr. Danish. Mr. Danish.
23:03There is Wi-Fi in this.
23:05There is a number for the road hostess in this.
23:06I am Irza. Road hostess?
23:08Road hostess?
23:09If you need anything, you have to ring the bell.
23:12Ring the bell?
23:13Yes.
23:14What do you want?
23:16I want to be a road hostess.
23:18Even your wife says that.
23:20Grandpa is here.
23:23I am thinking what fate Mr. Agha has got.
23:26He can never sit in a rickshaw.
23:28Because if Mr. Agha sits in a rickshaw
23:30then the rickshaw will be bent.
23:33Mr. Agha, you have never sat in a rickshaw.
23:35I have travelled in many rickshaws.
23:37No, no, Mr. Agha. He was a loader.
23:38That's true.
23:42Mr. Agha, when we used to travel in a rickshaw
23:45and we used to do it before
23:46then the shocks used to be there.
23:48They didn't absorb the holes and shocks so well.
23:51Now rickshaws have become very good.
23:53The shocks were not good.
23:54A pipe used to go on the end of the head.
23:57Oh, no.
23:58It used to jump and go straight on the head.
24:00You are lucky that you don't have any issue with that.
24:03That was because of the issue with the pipe.
24:05He has grown his hair.
24:07Mr. Haroon, since you have started
24:09Mr. Haroon, since you have started
24:11using the transport services
24:12that you can call taxis online
24:14I think since then this rickshaw business
24:17has had a lot of effect.
24:19They have also benefitted from this.
24:21How?
24:22First, they had to spend a lot of oil and gas
24:25to find a ride.
24:27Exactly.
24:28They used to wait in different places
24:30for two to four hours.
24:32And now the thing is that the ride comes immediately.
24:34They drop one person for the second ride.
24:36They leave.
24:37What I mean to say is that people prefer
24:40to get a small vehicle.
24:41Even if it is a rickshaw.
24:43Budget. I mean, if it is within the budget.
24:45Sir, there is a budget and there is a personality issue.
24:48I want to go in a rickshaw, not in a rickshaw.
24:51Why are you laughing?
24:52He is talking about personality.
24:56You can take a right from the motorcycle guy.
24:58Tell him to drive in the back seat.
25:01Give me a mosquito and I will go with you.
25:04But I cannot go with you.
25:06Why?
25:07If I want to take Salim, I will need a rope.
25:09Why?
25:10The rickshaw will run and they will fly away.
25:12I will have to catch them.
25:13They will fly away. Make them sit inside.
25:15So, there is a sound system in your rickshaw.
25:17Yes, it runs smoothly.
25:18The music will be fun, Danish.
25:20Sir, Irza, it is a rickshaw.
25:22You are asking for valleys and mountains.
25:25No, why? There is a sound system in rickshaws.
25:28There is no sound system in valleys and mountains.
25:31Gopal, you are not talking about valleys.
25:32You are talking about terrorism.
25:35Mr. Salim, he lives in your house.
25:37That is a good thing.
25:43Mr. Haroon, have mercy on me.
25:45Give me a ride. I want to go.
25:46Mr. Raja, Mr. Shibur, how much will you charge?
25:48Rs. 530.
25:49Rs. 530?
25:50Yes. This is too much.
25:52Then round it off.
25:53Why do you need to charge Rs. 30 more?
25:54I will give you a deal of Rs. 500.
25:55Round it off. Take Rs. 30.
25:58If there is a meal included in the ride, then I am coming.
26:01What is it?
26:02She is saying that she is ready to go on a rickshaw.
26:05She wants food, she wants a sound system.
26:08She wants a comfortable seat.
26:12She wants lighting and a mirror.
26:14Actually, I am telling you that Irza Khan is going.
26:17Make her your vanity.
26:20She should have a bath attached to her.
26:22This is important.
26:24If it is a long journey.
26:25Bath attached to a rickshaw?
26:27You are leaving your car.
26:30I just want to buy a flat for Rs. 500 and get her a steering wheel.
26:35I can't give you all these things.
26:37You will stop at whatever you want.
26:39Give me a ride. I have to leave.
26:41Brother, some money is deducted for the cancelled ride.
26:43They will get it.
26:44This is too much for Rs. 20.
26:46Mr. Arun, listen to me.
26:47I will go to the location.
26:49The pinpoint location.
26:50I will go there, pick up whatever I get and leave.
26:53Okay, do one thing. Take Mr. Agha.
26:55Come on. Pick him up.
26:56If Mr. Agha will sit in a rickshaw,
26:57then where will I and the rickshaw sit?
27:00Take Goga.
27:01There is a problem in taking Goga.
27:03What?
27:04People will get confused when they see a rickshaw.
27:06The passenger is sitting in the front and the driver is sitting in the back.
27:09Yes.
27:10No, no. Take him. No problem.
27:11I can't take Goga, Mr. Arun.
27:13Why?
27:14I have just got the rickshaw washed.
27:15So, will he make it dirty?
27:17Obviously.
27:18Okay, take Azeem Vicky.
27:20Take me.
27:21If Mr. Azeem will speak in between,
27:22it will look as if there is garbage in the rickshaw.
27:25Take the doctor.
27:26The doctor doesn't know what he is talking about.
27:29He will make me look thin by saying this and that.
27:33Grandpa, take Arzoo.
27:35Arzoo?
27:35Yes.
27:36How do I tell you who you are for me?
27:38What?
27:39You are the song of my heartbeats.
27:41You are the music of my life.
27:42You are everything for me.
27:43You make me laugh, you make me cry.
27:45You are in the morning, you are in the evening.
27:47You are in everything that I do.
27:48You are in the day, you are in the night.
27:49Is he talking about me or him?
27:51How do I tell you who you are for me?
27:53Grandpa.
27:53Grandpa.
27:55Now I understand why people hang him.
27:59Come on.
28:00Grandpa.
28:01Come on.
28:02Grandpa.
28:03She is my sister, my mother. Come on.
28:05Yes.
28:06Come on.
28:07Okay.
28:08How do I tell you who you are for me?
28:11Okay, we both will come.
28:13But we have to have a tea party inside.
28:15Sir, they have to sit in the farmhouse.
28:19And we were talking about food.
28:20I think we should do cuisines.
28:22Cuisines.
28:23We need cuisines.
28:23Different types of cuisines.
28:25Okay.
28:26Have you ever taken a rickshaw?
28:27Of course.
28:28On a long route.
28:29I have taken a rickshaw for an hour on a long route.
28:31Have you ever taken a rickshaw?
28:32So how do you remember cuisines today?
28:34Mr. Arun, the rickshaws that I have taken
28:36have a lot of luxuries.
28:39Now they must have.
28:40In our time, there was a sound of a rickshaw.
28:42No.
28:44Mr. Arun, I feel like giving a demand.
28:47That he has to spend the rest of his life in a rickshaw.
28:55Ladies and gentlemen, this is a small break.
28:56Don't go anywhere. See you after the break.
28:59Ladies and gentlemen, see you after the break.
29:05Welcome back, viewers.
29:06In the previous segment,
29:08the segment about rickshaws,
29:10she forgot to say one thing.
29:14When you people are laughing,
29:19who can escape you?
29:21Usually, I observe a lot.
29:23Especially, I saw this a lot in Lahore.
29:27I can't say the same about other cities.
29:30The Chinchi rickshaws here, a lot of women travel in them.
29:35And it's obvious that when they sit in the back,
29:37their posture, their face faces the traffic.
29:41So first of all, the car drivers should do this.
29:44I request you, whether you agree or not, it's up to you.
29:46I just want to say this.
29:48When you stop at the signals and a Chinchi is standing in front of you,
29:51in which the buses are present,
29:53you should at least turn off your headlights at night.
29:57No doubt.
29:57When the signal will be on, you will increase the speed and then switch it on.
30:02Because they are someone's sisters, daughters, mothers, and you must have them too.
30:07So it's a very strange and difficult time when they are sitting there.
30:11And it often happens on bikes too.
30:14If your lights are full and the women are sitting in the back,
30:17then you should try your best that when you are stopped at the signal
30:21and there is a woman on the bike in front of you, you should lower your headlights.
30:25Because I have also seen that some people intentionally make their car stand at a particular angle.
30:31And they also increase the speed of the lights.
30:33So, God willing, this is a small thing.
30:35But it is possible that this work you have done once,
30:39will put you directly on the path to heaven.
30:41Very good.
30:42And I would like to request the rickshaw drivers, especially the Chinchis,
30:47the women who sit on the route,
30:49you should cover the back of the rickshaw.
30:51If you cover the back of the rickshaw,
30:52then everyone will be safe.
30:54I would like to add something to this.
30:56Like when I am driving,
30:58and if a Chinchi is stopped at a particular signal,
31:02and there is a man sitting behind him,
31:04then he will stare at you.
31:06Then you should turn on the high beam and hit him in the eyes.
31:09Yes, this is absolutely right.
31:11This is one way.
31:13Yes, it happens.
31:13There are girls too.
31:16If you get very angry,
31:18then you can't control your anger.
31:23No, nowadays, our mothers and sisters are very good.
31:25I mean, the bikes that have come out,
31:27everyone is driving with great confidence.
31:30Absolutely, they should drive.
31:31They are the mothers, sisters and daughters of the whole nation.
31:34And you should know for sure,
31:35that all the women who come out like this,
31:37may God make their problems easier.
31:39May God make life easier for them.
31:42Give them a car too.
31:43It is a matter of great courage.
31:45Absolutely.
31:46Even in the outside society,
31:47you feel that they are talking a lot.
31:49Maybe some people on screen feel that
31:51Irza is talking a lot like Athari.
31:54But if you go to the outside society,
31:56which we call the civilized society,
31:58if a woman gets angry at you,
32:02then there is no one to save you.
32:04No doubt.
32:05Even if you are her husband,
32:06the police comes to the house and picks you up.
32:10Doctor, what did you bring today?
32:12Whenever you watch, she repeats.
32:15Whenever you watch, she repeats.
32:17Oh no, I'm done.
32:20Whenever you watch, she repeats.
32:22Oh no, I'm done.
32:23She does nothing, just keeps saying.
32:26Oh no, I'm done.
32:27And she brings her husband this panti and talks so much.
32:32Bringing this panty to her husband?
32:34Bringing this panty to her husband,
32:36makes him cry.
32:38Oh no, I'm done.
32:39Ladies moopay kare satay, peechay bole, dekha kitna hai itrati, hai mai mar gayi.
32:48Aur LCD bhi, naya fridge aur bed aur sofa, hamsaayon wal mar ke chahti, hai mai mar gayi.
32:58Wah wah.
32:59Achha hai yaar, wahat achha hai.
33:01Wahat achha hai.
33:02Aur rishtedar jo shauhar ke aaye toh sar pe.
33:07Aaye toh sar pe.
33:09Baand dupatta jaan chudati, hai mai mar gayi.
33:13Aur hairi se li ye tha tera hi ro banda, hairi se li ye tha tera hi ro banda.
33:22Chappad naal kanati, hai mai mar gayi.
33:26Wah wah.
33:27Aur kokroj dar ke heart attack se mar jata hai.
33:31Kokroj dar ke heart attack se mar jata hai.
33:34Usko dekh ke jab chilati, hai mai mar gayi.
33:38Nazo pali wo rehti nahi ke kamali se.
33:42Nazo pali wo rehti nahi ke kamali se.
33:44Thak jaye jhaadu lagwati, hai mai mar gayi.
33:48Hai mai mar gayi.
33:49Aur pata jo hota pehnegi meri hamsaayi, na main ye design silati.
33:54Aaye aaye aaye.
33:57Aaye aaye aaye.
33:58Aaye aaye aaye.
33:59Aaye aaye aaye.
34:00Aaye aaye aaye.
34:01Aaye aaye aaye.
34:02Aaye aaye aaye.
34:03Sohi chilati, hai mai mar gayi.
34:08Acha jee humare saath 6 roz maujood hain.
34:10Aaj inhone ek set up lagaya hai aur is waqt ye apni kuch faryaat lekar aaye hain.
34:15Aur badi der se chahe rahe hain ki meri faryaat sun li jaye.
34:17Toh kyu na sun liya jaye kya kehna chahte hain.
34:50My salary is 40,000.
34:52Rotigy bike, I do hikes.
34:54Puncture riding, I don't like.
34:56Delhi's oil, I have a soap bar.
34:59My salary is 40,000.
35:02It's been many years, I haven't lost a single rupee in my job.
35:07My boss keeps telling me to stay on the road.
35:12It's been 4 years, I've been a slave in his arms.
35:17I haven't increased my salary, I haven't done anything.
35:22I haven't signed up for a job yet.
35:24I've done late seating, but I haven't gained anything.
35:27Every month, I find a salary cut.
35:29They give us yellow notes.
35:32They give us the right to eat if we crave for it.
35:35They don't listen to us when we're late.
35:379 to 5 is not a big deal now.
35:40They give us the right to eat if we crave for it.
35:43I don't have a choice.
35:44They give loans.
35:45I don't care about the proof.
35:48I won't stay quiet.
35:49I'll shout.
35:50I won't live.
35:51Why should I move away?
35:53I've given up a lot.
35:55I've lived a long life.
35:56I don't have a car.
35:58I've spent lakhs.
35:59I've rented a car.
36:01My salary is 40,000.
36:03Shoes on the bed.
36:04At my doorstep.
36:05Life ahead.
36:06I meet a lot of people.
36:08Across the streets.
36:09I'm at the bazaar.
36:11My salary is 40,000.
36:26Wow!
36:31Let's take a short break.
36:32We'll meet after the break.
36:40Be careful.
36:41Be careful.
36:42Be careful.
36:43Be careful.
36:46Welcome back, viewers.
36:47Yes, Mr. Heer.
36:48Mr. Arun, I went out for a walk after lunch.
36:51You did a good thing.
36:52Right?
36:53I should go out for a walk after lunch.
36:54You should eat properly.
36:56You can't go out for a walk.
36:59While walking, I saw some people standing near the pillar.
37:02Near the pillar.
37:05Near the pillar.
37:06And they realized that there's something to eat here.
37:11So, I asked them why they were standing here.
37:14Okay.
37:15They said that they lost their way.
37:17So, I brought them inside.
37:19Okay.
37:20Mr. Saleem, it's 12.45 now.
37:22You told me that you'll respect your daughters and sisters.
37:26Greetings, ma'am.
37:29Did you feel sorry for Gogan?
37:30For what?
37:31He got a bruise.
37:32He said that he has to cut it in an hour.
37:35So, the audience is here.
37:36So, let's talk to the audience.
37:37Let's talk to them.
37:38Greetings.
37:39Greetings.
37:40My name is Ayesha.
37:41Yes.
37:42Firstly, I would like to say hi to my parents.
37:45Especially, thank you so much for always supporting me.
37:48I would like to say a few lines.
37:50I got married in such a way that I was left alone.
37:54Even I didn't realize my love for you.
37:57Wow.
38:01Wow.
38:12Next.
38:13Greetings.
38:14Greetings.
38:16Yes.
38:27Wow.
38:30Mr. Ashutosh, I apologize to you.
38:32I won't sing it again. Delete it.
38:36His voice has a lot of pain.
38:37He has a beautiful voice.
38:38Yes.
38:39Give him more success.
38:41Amen.
38:42I want to hear only two lines from his voice.
38:44Okay, sir. Please.
38:45Sing a few lines.
38:46Sing a few lines.
38:49Don't sing too much.
38:50Otherwise, they won't like your clip.
38:52Wow.
38:58Wow.
39:00Wow.
39:21Wow.
39:28Wow.
39:31Wow.
39:45Wow.
39:51Wow.
40:07Wow.
40:09Very nice.
40:10Very nice.
40:11Very nice.
40:14Look, he has made a clip again.
40:19No need.
40:20I told you not to sing.
40:21Let them make a clip.
40:24You are upset with me.
40:25So, for the sake of the world,
40:27who all will we tell the reason for our separation?
40:29When a new marriage takes place,
40:30if the husband and wife fight,
40:32then the guest who comes,
40:33can see that they are fighting.
40:34Fighting.
40:35They have made faces.
40:36And after fighting for 10-20 years,
40:37they become so determined
40:39that they must be fighting.
40:40The guest comes and says,
40:41come, come.
40:43In one second,
40:44there are so many changes.
40:45We don't tell anyone that we are fighting.
40:46So, this is what it is.
40:47What will we tell the world?
40:48Come for the world,
40:49if you don't come for me.
40:50They are educated people.
40:51Ignorant people like Vicky,
40:52they don't do such things.
40:53Yes.
40:54If Prana comes,
40:55he will say,
40:56Vicky, what are you doing?
40:57I am giving you a ball.
40:58Don't you want to eat?
40:59He will say,
41:00your sister-in-law was beating you.
41:01Arzoo, it's 12.45.
41:02You told me
41:03that I will finish my work and come.
41:06Yes, brother.
41:07Sir, my name is Shahad Ali.
41:08I want to sing a song.
41:09Okay.
41:10What do you do?
41:11I work as a labourer.
41:12Wow.
41:13He does the most beautiful work.
41:16Say it happily.
41:17I work as a labourer.
41:18God likes my work a lot.
41:19Yes, brother.
41:20I don't want a few stars,
41:23O country of dreams.
41:26I will be a beggar
41:28if I join hands with you.
41:32I don't need the world.
41:36Sing a song,
41:37or I will slap you.
41:41I have heard it from my beloved.
41:43Wow.
41:44Very good.
41:45Very good.
41:47You know,
41:48this is a good song,
41:49but I paid attention to the labourer.
41:52Yes, brother.
41:53Greetings.
41:54My name is Ali.
41:55Greetings.
41:56I wanted to ask something
41:57from Mr. Agam.
41:58Do you want to ask
41:59something from Mr. Agam?
42:00No.
42:01He has come to know
42:02that Mr. Aga
42:03tells the state of fate.
42:05Okay.
42:06You ask.
42:07Sir, I wanted to ask
42:09how to impress
42:10pretty girls.
42:12Mr. Aga
42:13tell us
42:14how to impress
42:15pretty girls.
42:17I think
42:18he has guessed
42:19from my words.
42:25Son,
42:26if I tell you
42:27how to impress
42:28a pretty girl,
42:29Yes, sir.
42:30If she looks at you,
42:31how will you convince her?
42:38If she goes there,
42:40and asks you
42:41how to impress her,
42:42you will tell her
42:43that you have
42:44abused her.
42:45And if Mr. Aga
42:46is your ideal,
42:47then why didn't you
42:48ask him to do this?
42:49Why did he
42:50take the cap?
42:53Mr. Aga,
42:54if you want to impress
42:55a girl without
42:56saying anything,
42:57then what should you
42:58say with facial expressions?
42:59You should
43:00do like this.
43:03No,
43:04you should do like this
43:05when she is standing
43:06in front of you.
43:07The more you
43:08beg her,
43:10Did he ever
43:11beg her once?
43:12Yes.
43:13To impress a girl,
43:14did he do like this?
43:15Yes, he did.
43:17Yes, next.
43:18Who is next, brother?
43:19This keeps happening.
43:20The happiness
43:21of your song
43:22keeps increasing.
43:26I will tell the audience.
43:27They are sitting
43:28at home and watching us.
43:29Actually, coincidentally,
43:30when brother started
43:31singing,
43:32a bulb got fused.
43:33No, no.
43:34Why did it get fused?
43:35What happened?
43:36Maybe there was
43:37an explosion
43:38and it fell
43:39on the ground
43:41and the ground
43:42became barren.
43:48Viewers, this was
43:49today's show.
43:50We will meet you
43:51in the next show.
43:52Take care.
43:53Allah Hafiz.