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00:00Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan.
00:03Hello, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan.
00:07Friends, last time when we went to Chaudhary's den,
00:11we were talking about his marriage.
00:13In fact, a proposal had come
00:14and his aunts were present there as well as Baba Dana.
00:17But everyone wanted his marriage to happen where he wanted it to happen.
00:22So, let's see what happened after that.
00:24So, as a father of a girl, I want to know some things.
00:31I have some conditions as well.
00:32Order me. I will do as you say.
00:34Oh, why is this on my son-in-law's hand?
00:36Brother, the bathroom..
00:38The bag.. The bag was a horse.
00:43Mr. Fashrafat, Mr. Chaudhary was washing his face.
00:46Yes.
00:47It was a horse.
00:49Yes, it was a horse. He was washing the face of a lion.
00:52I was washing the face of the horse.
00:56Yes.
00:56And I got my finger stuck in its eye.
00:58Oh.
00:59It ran away.
01:01Actually, God has given him such a name.
01:04He can even wash the bathroom.
01:08He can tie a broken horse.
01:10And then he can go to the washroom..
01:12Such a shy horse.
01:16He can tie a broken horse and drink water.
01:19He is our Naat.
01:20Yes, he is a shy horse. He can't find his destiny.
01:24Mr. Chaudhary, look.
01:25Chitrani is beautiful.
01:27And she doesn't look good in my suit.
01:29No, she looks good. You look good.
01:32And I also look good in a gold set.
01:34Let it be.
01:35Press it.
01:36The chairs won't move.
01:38No, look.
01:40If she gets a gold set, I will also get a gold set.
01:43Yes, you do have a pyjama kurta.
01:47Son, I have brought up my daughter with great pride.
01:49Yes, she is here.
01:51I had seen her eating biscuits.
01:53Let me see my daughter.
01:55Daughter-in-law.
01:56Yes.
01:57I have brought her with love.
01:59Come.
02:00Mother-in-law.
02:00Mother-in-law, give me some love.
02:01She is like your mother-in-law, uncle and sister.
02:05Come.
02:06My daughter-in-law.
02:09What happened?
02:11What happened?
02:12She is sleeping.
02:13She is sleeping.
02:15Her hands are shaking.
02:17Go.
02:19What are you doing?
02:20I am doing my work.
02:22I think your daughter is also very smart.
02:26She is an aunt, that's why you want a mansion.
02:28She is also very smart.
02:32Son-in-law, you didn't tell me how smart you are.
02:36Actually, you know what, father?
02:38I don't have a lot of education.
02:41But I am one of the most intelligent people.
02:46I have taken decisions for the Panchayat.
02:48I have taken care of the land.
02:50You have become very mature.
02:51You have become very responsible.
02:53You didn't go to school, but you have become very responsible.
02:56What is your son's full name?
02:58My name is Jowri Hashmat.
03:02What does your son look like?
03:03What do you think?
03:05He looks like Khussa.
03:08I think his name is Balasaheb.
03:10Son, what is your full name?
03:12Me?
03:13Yes.
03:14Jowri Hashmat.
03:16Son.
03:16Son of Tufail.
03:18Okay. Chaudhary Tufail.
03:20Yes, Mr. Chaudhary Tufail.
03:21Son, what will you write in your will?
03:24Uncle, Urdu.
03:27In my will, I will write a mansion, gold, jewellery,
03:30land, property, forts, cars.
03:33I will write everything.
03:35I will leave two clothes here.
03:37That's it?
03:39Won't Jowri go there?
03:40When I will have so much property, what will Jowri do here?
03:43You will write something in your will.
03:45Yes.
03:46You will get married.
03:47Yes.
03:47And you will throw me out of the mansion.
03:49Chaudhary is married.
03:51What will he leave behind?
03:54That's it. That's it.
03:55What will you give your daughter?
03:57You will give her your daughter.
03:58The thing is, I will give her my daughter.
04:00Yes.
04:01What will I leave behind?
04:02Property.
04:04Thank God, I got a daughter.
04:05She will stay with me.
04:07I will give you the four things that I have made.
04:09How many things have you made in your life?
04:13That's good, Chaudhary.
04:15You have made four things, right?
04:17Yes, I have.
04:17What have you made?
04:19Two pairs of clothes and two pairs of shoes.
04:22Will this truck be yours or mine?
04:28Sir, don't say such things. You are greedy.
04:31Aunt, I consider dowry to be a boy.
04:33I don't like such things.
04:35Yes.
04:36But look at their honesty.
04:38They have made four things.
04:40It is very important that if a girl has a demand,
04:43let me know.
04:44It is still time. Let me know.
04:44Okay, you are not trying to get me killed.
04:48No, it is important.
04:49You will have to wait till tomorrow.
04:50No, it is true.
04:51Tell me this.
04:52I should know.
04:53You have daughters.
04:54You have an uncle.
04:55You have a father.
04:56What can a decent girl demand?
04:59She should have a loving husband.
05:02She should have jewellery.
05:04She should have a mansion.
05:05She should have cars.
05:06What else do you want?
05:07That's it.
05:08I will leave my bag and follow you.
05:10What is this?
05:11Brother, I want one thing from Shree Bharat.
05:14We have seen your work.
05:16We like the child too.
05:18Child?
05:19Child?
05:23I agree.
05:25You tell me now.
05:26I am Shagan Pau.
05:27Yes.
05:28Don't say such things, dear.
05:31Dear, I don't like such people.
05:34The girl I have selected for you is a mobile.
05:36They are very decent people.
05:37They are beautiful and lucky.
05:38They are beautiful and lucky.
05:39They are good people.
05:42They are good people.
05:44Give me your hand.
05:45Dear, the girl you have selected..
05:48Yes.
05:48..has been selected by everyone in the village.
05:53The girl I have selected for you..
05:55..has been selected by everyone in the village.
05:58She is my daughter.
06:00Brother.
06:01Yes.
06:02The girl I have selected..
06:03Yes.
06:03..has not selected me yet.
06:05Why?
06:05She has only one eye.
06:06Okay.
06:07Dear, the girl is beautiful.
06:09Give sweets to everyone.
06:11Give it to everyone.
06:12What?
06:14Give it to me.
06:14Congratulations.
06:15What?
06:16Congratulations.
06:17Give me sweets.
06:17You should give sweets.
06:18Why are you in such a hurry?
06:22Give it to me first.
06:23Give it to me.
06:24Give it to the boy.
06:28Hold it.
06:29Hold it.
06:29Sir.
06:30Hold it.
06:32Sir is here.
06:32Hold it.
06:35He is not feeling well.
06:38Give it to the maid.
06:39Yes.
06:40Give it to her.
06:41The bride and groom will sit there.
06:42Yes.
06:43The bride will sit here.
06:44The bride is here.
06:45What do you mean?
06:46Is the alliance finalised?
06:47I don't know.
06:48I think she likes him.
06:50Give it to her.
06:51Find the bride.
06:52My beard doesn't work here.
06:53Give me a scarf.
06:57Give it to Chaudhary.
06:57He is our neighbour.
06:59Chaudhary and his talks make it look like an alliance.
07:01Congratulations to all of you.
07:03She is very beautiful.
07:04Yes.
07:05Keep it, dear.
07:05Chaudhary, you should have taken some time to think.
07:09No.
07:10Look, Chaudhary is doing it.
07:13Keep it, dear.
07:14I am very happy that you came and held my hand.
07:19Look, you are the only boy here.
07:22You are the only one with a beard.
07:24The girl is beautiful.
07:25But she doesn't look good.
07:28Give me a chance to think.
07:29What are you thinking? Tell me.
07:31I am thinking.
07:32The boy is here.
07:34It seems that we are sitting here.
07:36You can do everything sitting here.
07:41What happened to our house?
07:42It should have been built.
07:44Dad, he is bringing a new alliance.
07:46You are all his ears.
07:49You should not have brought him.
07:50I mean, you shouldn't have given him a chance.
07:52Get out of here.
07:54Okay, we will leave.
07:55Do you agree with us?
07:56Yes, yes, yes.
07:59Okay, we will wait for your answer.
08:00Okay.
08:01Goodbye.
08:01You should have told me earlier.
08:03Why are you making him sit here?
08:05He is here.
08:07He is a symbol of the end of times.
08:09He is not here.
08:10He is a symbol of the end of times.
08:11Call him.
08:13Whom are you going to call?
08:14I have not seen him since 8 years.
08:16Since 8 years?
08:18Yes, yes, yes.
08:19What is this?
08:20Call him.
08:21He will come with you.
08:28What is this number?
08:29It is written Balkeesh.
08:31Balkeesh?
08:31Yes.
08:32Listen.
08:33The photo on the wall looks beautiful.
08:35It is her mother's.
08:40I will get killed by your fans.
08:42Hello.
08:44Why are you calling me?
08:46Aunt, you are coming here in a hurry.
08:49She comes here for no reason.
08:51I will come out now.
08:52Yes.
08:53Okay, do it now.
08:54Yes, I am on the network now.
08:55Talk to me.
08:56Yes.
08:57Balkeesh, how are you?
08:58The girl whom I had talked about the alliance.
09:00Come, let's go to the city.
09:02We have accepted it.
09:04What?
09:05Congratulations.
09:06Okay, so you have accepted it.
09:08Congratulations.
09:09Mr. Chaudhary, you have accepted her.
09:11Why are you happy?
09:13No, Ajay.
09:14Congratulations.
09:15I have saved the money.
09:17Congratulations.
09:18Let's go to our house.
09:20What do you mean?
09:21She is married.
09:25You have made her run away.
09:27She is also getting married.
09:29Show me.
09:30I want to call the girl whom I have seen.
09:32You are still young.
09:34You are always like this.
09:36You are getting married.
09:37She is getting married.
09:38Show me. I will call her.
09:41I have also called her. Call her.
09:44Hello.
09:46Nasreen, the girl's photo is here.
09:51Look here, Sharma.
09:55What happened?
09:56What happened?
09:57Oh, no.
10:00You mean I have escaped.
10:02What happened?
10:04Close it.
10:05What happened?
10:06She ran away at night.
10:12You were saying that she doesn't have one eye.
10:15She doesn't have one leg.
10:16She doesn't have teeth in her mouth.
10:17She doesn't have hair on her head.
10:18And do you know?
10:19The day she ran away, she didn't have legs.
10:22She didn't even have arms.
10:23She ran away with her head held high.
10:26Tania.
10:28Find out for yourself.
10:30I am trying.
10:31I have met her. She must have gone somewhere.
10:33No, you are a reasonable man.
10:35I am not even lucky enough to get married.
10:37I am losing my sugar level because of sweets.
10:40I have had two.
10:45Here.
10:45Hello.
10:47I am Dhana speaking.
10:49You were the one who sent the wedding photo.
10:52Come here.
10:54Come here.
10:56The maids are here.
10:57And the groom's family is here.
11:01Come here.
11:02Give it to me.
11:03Congratulations.
11:05Congratulations, girl.
11:07I am your husband now.
11:09Congratulations.
11:10Congratulations.
11:11One is married and the other is my husband.
11:13Mr. Chaudhary.
11:14Yes.
11:15Tell me something.
11:16You will get married soon.
11:18Where are you going on your honeymoon?
11:23I don't think I am going anywhere.
11:26I am your uncle.
11:28I went on my honeymoon.
11:30Yes.
11:30I didn't stay there for four days.
11:33I came back.
11:33He got poisoned because of the maid.
11:37Did you get him tetanus injections?
11:40No, I didn't.
11:42Okay.
11:43I am good at this.
11:44Why?
11:45I said, let's go on our honeymoon.
11:47Then?
11:47I said, I will get the machine. You go alone.
11:50What?
11:53He said everything.
11:54Yes.
11:54He wants us to get married.
11:56There is a poem on this too.
11:58What?
11:58A man was a poet.
12:02Look, how he saved his money.
12:04Wow.
12:05After marriage, he went to Shimla to spend his honeymoon.
12:10I am not going to your aunt's place.
12:12Okay.
12:12She is also..
12:14She is on Maharaj's Mercedes.
12:16She is still there.
12:17Is she?
12:18Yes, she is.
12:18That's where I started feeling cold.
12:20Yes.
12:21I've been crying for the past 8-10 days.
12:22Then?
12:23My father came to the village and asked me what I saw.
12:25Yes.
12:25I told him that I saw my mother-in-law crying.
12:30Greetings.
12:32Greetings.
12:33I called your father.
12:35You always call me aunty.
12:37Yes, I love you.
12:39Oh, my God!
12:40He brought a bangle with him.
12:44I want to be loved too.
12:45Your aunty is here.
12:49Oh, my loyal friend, Danya.
12:52Ma'am, who are you?
12:53Are you a girl's mother?
12:54I am a girl.
12:56What?
12:57This is a filter photo.
13:00Danya.
13:01Danya, is she the one?
13:02She is the girl.
13:03Danya.
13:03Yes.
13:04Don't get her married.
13:05She'll be a housewife.
13:07Where is the boy?
13:09Ma'am, why didn't your elders come with you?
13:11I'll decide that myself.
13:14I don't want to get married.
13:15I want to get married.
13:16Where is the boy?
13:18Yes, ma'am.
13:19Hey, look here.
13:22Are you the boy?
13:25Come and eat.
13:28Come and eat.
13:29Give me Rs. 60.
13:31I think she's here to buy not to get married.
13:35Oh, hello.
13:37She's looking for a boy to sacrifice.
13:40I want to see you walk.
13:42Come and eat me.
13:43She's too much.
13:45Did you get hurt?
13:48Come on.
13:49Yes.
13:51Give it to him.
13:53Come on.
13:54She's too much.
13:57Look here.
14:00Turn around.
14:02What are you doing?
14:03You're not obedient.
14:05The girls are checking.
14:07Can't we check?
14:08Yes.
14:09You have a brother or a father.
14:11If you hit a third person in this house,
14:14it's bad for you.
14:15Ma'am, can I sit?
14:17If I don't sit, what will you do?
14:21She's sitting.
14:22Come on.
14:23She's saying come on.
14:25Where are your elders?
14:26They're all here.
14:28Come on.
14:29They're my elders.
14:30Where are your parents?
14:31My parents have passed away.
14:33Oh, brother.
14:35I'm Kalam Kalla.
14:37Kalla has a daughter.
14:38She's from Canada.
14:39She's studying abroad.
14:40Do you have servants at home?
14:42Thank God, God has given me a lot.
14:44I don't want to work.
14:45She's talking about you.
14:50I'll go to the gym for 15 hours.
14:52I can't do the housework.
14:54Ma'am, if you're going to the gym for 15 hours,
14:57why can't I see you anywhere?
14:59Girl, I run my own gym.
15:01Oh, you're a business woman.
15:02I run a gym.
15:04I have a parlour.
15:06I also have a bus.
15:08From Lahore to Karachi.
15:09You don't have a husband,
15:10but you have a calendar.
15:13I run 10 buses.
15:14The driver is unwell.
15:15He's also a passenger.
15:17Oh, my God.
15:18You're married to her.
15:20I can't make tea.
15:21I can't cook.
15:23I'm going to work.
15:24I'll come back and go to sleep.
15:26I've brought her from so far away.
15:28She doesn't know how to cook.
15:31Girl, don't find such a match every day.
15:33I swear to God, I've never seen anyone at my age.
15:37Girl, I understand.
15:39She'll understand.
15:40I don't expect to iron your clothes.
15:43I can't do it.
15:45I'm a servant.
15:46No, she's a servant.
15:47She has 12 servants.
15:49Dad, what's your interest in this relationship?
15:51She doesn't have anyone.
15:53Oh.
15:53She has a mother, father, sister and brother.
15:55Yes.
15:56She doesn't have anyone.
15:57She has her own business.
15:58She runs 10 buses.
15:59When I go to work,
16:02I don't want to call her.
16:03I won't hang up.
16:04Are you crazy?
16:06You go to work, I'll call you.
16:08When I come home and the food is ready for me,
16:12I'll sit at the dinner table.
16:13You'll work hard and come home.
16:14I'll cook the food for you.
16:17I want a separate room.
16:19You won't ask me if I'm sleeping or awake.
16:21I'll start adopting you.
16:25Girl, you can't find such a match these days.
16:28I swear to God, I couldn't find one even 100 years ago.
16:31And I won't find one even after 100 years.
16:32Sir, give me a minute.
16:34Where do you find such soft conditions?
16:37And don't expect anything from me.
16:41Now I understand.
16:43What?
16:44The relationships you have.
16:46Yes.
16:46You've ruined them.
16:48You've ruined your youth.
16:50Yes.
16:51Now you're going to ruin your sister's future.
16:57I'll drink hookah.
16:58You'll come to my hookah bar.
17:01Is this a relationship?
17:03I'll spend two hours at night with my friends.
17:06Call them to the bungalow.
17:08I don't think you've seen them here.
17:11I'll wear this turban on Sundays.
17:16I'll take all the decisions of the village council.
17:19Sir, the village council will be held every other day.
17:24The name of your village is right.
17:25Why?
17:26I have to wear a hijab every week.
17:28Do you smoke?
17:29Do I look like a smoker to you?
17:31Do you want to drink juice in a hookah?
17:34I want to drink hookah because I hear the sound of smoking.
17:37Do you know smoking?
17:39Girl, this is for 16-17 years old.
17:42I'll sign all the necessary documents.
17:45What?
17:45This is for 16 years old.
17:46I'll send whatever I earn.
17:49Is sugar okay?
17:50No, no, no.
17:54This is for sugarcane.
17:55This is for sugarcane.
17:57Soft things.
17:58So that they don't die.
18:00Yes.
18:00Soft things.
18:02So that they don't die.
18:08This is for us.
18:09Why don't you think about it?
18:11I'll think about it but I don't feel like it.
18:14I'll wear gym clothes at 6 in the morning and go for a walk.
18:18You won't tell me anything about dressing.
18:20Show me once.
18:23She's a real woman.
18:25I'm Haroon.
18:27I'm a writer.
18:29Half of the village is after you.
18:32Ma'am, the girls are beautiful.
18:33I don't know. They'll take the last round.
18:36The entire village will exercise with me in the park at 7 in the morning.
18:41Do you know what she'll do?
18:43She'll make the entire village exercise.
18:45That's right. Look.
18:46The music will play and everyone will do cardio.
18:49What is cardio?
18:50Okay. When I'll go out of the village..
18:52Yes.
18:52..they'll tell me that I'm shameless.
18:55I'll bring the girl.
18:57You'll get ready from the parlour I tell you to.
19:01Okay.
19:02Brother.
19:03Yes.
19:06I'll get ready from this parlour.
19:10Tell me something.
19:11Do you get such proposals these days?
19:12Dhaniya, she's gone. I'll go to your place.
19:16I don't get such proposals and I don't get married.
19:18I don't get such a girl.
19:20Don't be silly.
19:21I said I don't get such proposals.
19:23My son, you're a great man.
19:24No one will marry you.
19:25Sir, do it.
19:26I'm telling you.
19:27There's no one to cry at the mosque.
19:29What?
19:29Old women cry on their husband's dead body.
19:33Sir, do it.
19:35I think he's dead.
19:37He's telling me about the girls.
19:40She's also someone's daughter.
19:41Sir, do the proposal I proposed.
19:46Do it.
19:46No, I won't do it. I won't do it.
19:47Greetings.
19:49Greetings.
19:50Son, I left my mobile phone here.
19:52I forgot it. I'll get it.
19:54Sit down. Sit down.
19:55What?
19:56Sit down.
19:57I left my mobile phone here.
19:58No, I'll tell you. Sit down.
20:04Do you know what the matter is, sir?
20:05Yes.
20:07Do me a favour.
20:09Give me the proposal. I'll accept your daughter.
20:13Son, the thing is that I like you a lot.
20:15I see.
20:16I was going to look for another proposal.
20:18Yes.
20:19She agreed to my proposal.
20:20I would've brought the girl's mask 10 minutes ago.
20:25He's so innocent.
20:26Yes.
20:27Time flies so fast.
20:34Viewers, we had a short break today.
20:36We'll have fun after the break.
20:38I argued a lot.
20:39It was a good case.
20:40If he's arguing then he's a trial lawyer.
20:44What did you argue?
20:45Sir, there was a man standing outside the court.
20:47My boss argued with him.
20:49Why did you argue with him?
20:51He wasn't inside. Let it be.
20:54Okay.