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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyariyan.
00:14Friends, nowadays when we see on social media, a lot of people think that there are people in the world whose life is very easy.
00:22So today I will give you a news that life is not easy for anyone.
00:26But you have to decide which difficulties you have to face.
00:30Being fat is very difficult.
00:32But being fit is also very difficult.
00:34Which difficulty you have to choose?
00:36This is your decision.
00:38Being financially disciplined is very difficult.
00:40But being in debt is also difficult.
00:43Which difficulties you have to face?
00:45You have to decide.
00:47Being educated is very difficult.
00:49But ignorance also leads to a lot of difficulties.
00:52Which difficulties you have to face?
00:54You have to decide.
00:56In the same way, getting a job,
00:58waking up at 8 in the morning and going to the office,
01:00and working till evening,
01:02and keeping this routine all your life is very difficult.
01:04Starting a business is also difficult.
01:06Which difficulties you have to choose?
01:08You have to decide.
01:10So remember, there are difficulties in life.
01:12But which difficulties you have to choose?
01:15This will decide your success and failure.
01:18Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:21Today we will take you to KBC.
01:23Let's see what is happening there.
01:28Is this KBC or a board of a government hospital?
01:31I can even see a patient here today.
01:33First clap. Everyone is coming.
01:35Wow!
01:39Dear friends,
01:41your sweet words, who will become a millionaire,
01:44welcome everyone.
01:47Wow!
01:52Let me tell you that it's been 25 years
01:54that I have been doing this show.
01:56It's a silver anniversary.
01:58Silver anniversary?
01:59Silver Jubilee is coming.
02:01So you also come there.
02:03Big celebrities are coming.
02:04Big celebrities are coming?
02:05Yes.
02:06See, I watch your show,
02:08which you also give to people at the start.
02:11Yes.
02:12So that's a very good thing.
02:13You are saying that you ran and lost.
02:16Yes.
02:17Don't think that I lost and won't run again.
02:19Wow!
02:20If you fall six times,
02:22get up for the seventh time.
02:23This is the way to success.
02:25Wow!
02:26Very good.
02:29Play games.
02:30He is sick.
02:32Sick?
02:33He has come to play games.
02:34He needs money for treatment.
02:36He needs money for treatment.
02:39Who are you to him?
02:40I am his wife.
02:41You are so happy.
02:42He is so sick.
02:43Actually, he has become used to it.
02:44Oh!
02:45You have come here.
02:46Do you need money?
02:47Actually, we need an injection.
02:49Yes.
02:50We have come to win his money from here.
02:52With that injection, he will be absolutely fine.
02:55I will tell you.
02:56Do you see this drip?
02:57Yes.
02:58You must be feeling it in a small quantity.
02:59Doctor.
03:00Yes.
03:01Do it on my head.
03:02Why not?
03:03You are spraying too much.
03:06I am also feeling it on you.
03:08I am cooking Magad in a small pot.
03:12Since when is he sick?
03:13Since he said,
03:14I accept, I accept, I accept.
03:16Were you married in a hospital?
03:17Yes.
03:18Yes.
03:19I have been living in a bad condition for the past few days.
03:21He even said,
03:22I accept, I accept, I accept.
03:24I accept.
03:25I accept.
03:26I accept.
03:27I think he accepted on the third cough.
03:31His wedding procession was also on an ambulance.
03:33Okay.
03:34Doctor, since how many years are you with him?
03:36He was the one who got me married first.
03:39Mr. Haroon, he is on a wheelchair now.
03:41When he brought the wedding procession on an ambulance,
03:43he was on a stretcher.
03:44Yes.
03:45Yes.
03:46Yes.
03:47This love has given him some strength.
03:50He had to apply oxygen.
03:52Okay.
03:53He had to apply oxygen.
03:54Madam, listen to me.
03:56How many children do you have from this disease?
03:58I have two children.
03:59You have two children?
04:00Yes.
04:01Is the fenugreek tree growing well in the middle?
04:06Dad, will they get well?
04:07Yes.
04:08Yes, they can get well.
04:09If this drip is applied to them,
04:10they will get well immediately.
04:11Then apply it.
04:12Sir, this is very expensive.
04:13That is why we have come here.
04:14Yes.
04:15If we win money,
04:16I will buy this drip.
04:17It is a good deed
04:18to save someone's life.
04:19Yes.
04:20Tell me.
04:21I will apply it.
04:22How much is the bottle worth?
04:23It is worth Rs. 50 lakhs.
04:24Madam, play.
04:27He has already applied the drip.
04:29Sir, I have brought the sample.
04:30Okay.
04:31Just make sure
04:32that all the medicines work.
04:33He brings my needle.
04:34Yes.
04:35If he eats Rs. 50 lakhs,
04:36he will turn it on from behind.
04:39Recently, I came to know
04:40that he has 10 kidney stones.
04:43How many?
04:44He has 10 kidney stones.
04:45Yes.
04:46I will apply the drip
04:47and go to the washroom.
04:51In fact, I have removed two
04:53and made a ring out of it.
04:56I am sorry
04:57that I did not come to you.
04:58I thank you very much
05:00for coming to my show.
05:01Why do you thank me?
05:03Welcome him to the show.
05:05This happens all the time.
05:06He is a serial contestant.
05:08But this time,
05:09he has come with someone.
05:10This is not possible.
05:11Actually, Mr. Varun,
05:12do you know what the matter is?
05:13He is my contestant.
05:17Rahul, how are you?
05:18I am fine.
05:19You did not introduce him.
05:20He is my fiancé.
05:24What have you done?
05:26Sir,
05:27I have always wanted
05:28to be with you.
05:29Let me first introduce you.
05:31Why will you introduce me?
05:33I am with you.
05:34Is this your love marriage?
05:36Yes.
05:37It is a love marriage.
05:38When did you
05:39get this darkness?
05:41Actually,
05:42I was looking for Argyal
05:44since day one.
05:45And I wanted
05:47a person to come into my life
05:49who would surprise everyone.
05:51Like this?
05:52Yes.
05:53You mean
05:54if a person like this
05:55comes into my life,
05:56it will be great.
05:57I don't agree.
05:58You should have made a chemical.
06:01People are so superstitious
06:02that if I get an evil eye,
06:04I should always
06:05keep an evil eye with me.
06:06No.
06:07Why does he need
06:08an evil eye?
06:10Irza, let me tell you
06:11that he is such
06:12a good person
06:13that he has never
06:14created any problem
06:15in my life.
06:16Won't he die
06:17on his own?
06:19There are so many
06:20superstitions.
06:21There was an accident
06:22and the bone broke.
06:23They say
06:24my pot is stuck.
06:27I didn't know that.
06:29I was about to buy a house
06:30and I did this.
06:31And it got fixed.
06:35I have seen many people
06:36in my life.
06:37Yes.
06:38But I haven't seen a woman
06:39who is so happy
06:40like me.
06:41This is a good thing.
06:42I was about to say
06:43that if there is
06:44one down in a husband
06:45and wife,
06:46then it is the other's
06:47job to make them
06:48happy.
06:49Right.
06:50You are also a contestant.
06:51No, sir.
06:52I have come with my boss.
06:53Who is your boss?
06:54I am Mr. Rajeev.
06:55So, you have come
06:56here to win money.
06:57Haroon,
06:58I have a lot of money.
06:59Bank balance, cars,
07:00property worth billions.
07:01I enjoy playing
07:02like that.
07:03I think he has
07:04everything except
07:05his mother.
07:06Absolutely.
07:07Make him spin faster.
07:08Okay.
07:09Now, the time
07:10for the first of finger
07:11has started.
07:19Let's see
07:20who is the first
07:21on the screen.
07:22Replay it.
07:26Congratulations to you.
07:28You have won.
07:29You are not sitting
07:30on the hard seat.
07:31You are sitting
07:32on the soft seat.
07:33Come forward.
07:34Wow.
07:36Come forward.
07:37Come forward.
07:38Remove this first.
07:39Just a second.
07:40Remove this first.
07:41I will wait.
07:43Yes.
07:44Now, move forward.
07:46Move forward.
07:47His sugar level
07:48is low.
07:49Give him some sweets.
07:50Yes.
07:51You come here.
07:52Yes.
07:53How far has she gone?
07:54I am here.
07:55I am here.
07:58Are you ready
07:59to play now?
08:00Yes, I am ready.
08:01Daddy.
08:02Yes.
08:03Now,
08:05Madam,
08:06will you support him?
08:07Yes, of course.
08:08You have been supporting him
08:09for the last seven years.
08:10The first question
08:11is on the screen
08:12of the computer.
08:16You tell me
08:18how big is
08:19a bigger A
08:20than a smaller A?
08:21Oh.
08:22Option A
08:23is one year.
08:24Option B
08:25is two years.
08:27Option C
08:28is three years.
08:30Option D
08:31is a little smaller.
08:35You know,
08:37parents
08:38want a
08:39three-year gap.
08:43I think
08:44this option is right.
08:45Look,
08:46if both
08:47are equal
08:48then there can be
08:49a big difference
08:50of one year.
08:51Hmm.
08:52I don't think so.
08:53No, but
08:54Waqfa
08:55is much better.
08:56Okay, fine.
08:57You don't have
08:58much time.
08:59I want to
09:00make a phone-a-friend.
09:01Whom do you want to talk to?
09:02I want to
09:03make a phone-a-friend.
09:04Computer ji,
09:05call Nirma.
09:09Hello, Nirma ji.
09:10Hello.
09:11I am Amitabh Bachchan.
09:12How are you?
09:13Amitabh,
09:14I am a big fan of you.
09:17Thank you very much.
09:18Thank you very much.
09:19Thank you very much.
09:20Amitabh ji,
09:21in your next picture
09:22take me as a heroine.
09:24No one is taking me
09:25as a heroine.
09:26How can I take you?
09:28Okay,
09:29you hang up the phone.
09:30My husband is coming home.
09:31What will he think?
09:32Oh, sorry, sorry.
09:33It's not like that, my sister.
09:36I hung up the phone
09:37because I don't know
09:38who will become a millionaire.
09:39Your friend has come
09:40and her husband is a patient.
09:41Hello, Nirma.
09:42Yes, what happened?
09:44Nirma,
09:45I want to tell you something.
09:47Oh,
09:48I am very sorry.
09:49How did you die?
09:52No, no,
09:53I am still alive.
09:54I still have some time.
09:55You know
09:56that I need money
09:57for his treatment.
09:58Yes, I know
09:59that you need a lot of money.
10:00Okay, Nirma,
10:01I am asking you a question.
10:02It's worth Rs. 20,000.
10:03It's very important.
10:04Do you understand?
10:05Okay, Nirma,
10:06the question is
10:07how much is bigger
10:08than a big A or a small A?
10:09One year,
10:10two years,
10:11three years
10:12or is there a difference
10:13between big A and small A?
10:14Look,
10:15I think there is a difference
10:16between big A and small A.
10:17First,
10:18small A comes
10:19and then big A comes.
10:20So, this is wrong.
10:21If big A was big,
10:22then it should have come first.
10:24And small A's stomach
10:25should have come down.
10:26Oh,
10:27all your time
10:28is spent with your friend.
10:29No, no, Mr. Samitabh,
10:30small A's stomach
10:31comes down.
10:32So, if we pull it up,
10:33then it will expand
10:34like big A.
10:35So, look,
10:36there is a difference
10:37between big A and small A.
10:38Okay, okay,
10:39thank you, thank you.
10:40We will meet later.
10:41Bye.
10:43Option D.
10:44Computer,
10:46lock D.
10:48Madam,
10:49I am very sorry
10:50but
10:52your answer
10:53is absolutely right.
10:56Yes.
10:57Mr. Samitabh.
10:58Yes.
10:59You have won Rs. 20,000.
11:00Wow, wow.
11:01Open the drape of Rs. 20,000.
11:03How many drapes
11:04can I open
11:05with Rs. 20,000?
11:06Yes.
11:07Yes.
11:10See,
11:11I have won Rs. 20,000.
11:13Yes.
11:14Now, I am
11:15very excited.
11:16Absolutely.
11:17You have won.
11:18I say,
11:19you win
11:20crores of rupees from here.
11:21Here is
11:22the next question
11:23worth Rs. 50,000
11:24on your computer screen.
11:25Very good, very good.
11:30Here is the question.
11:31You must have heard the example.
11:33Where there is a deer,
11:34there is a hen.
11:36Option A.
11:38Goat.
11:39Option B.
11:40Chicken.
11:41Option C.
11:43Fish.
11:44And option D.
11:46Parrot.
11:47Where there is a
11:49fish, it seems right.
11:52Have you ever seen a fish crow?
11:55Where there is a chicken.
11:56By the way, we have kept a chicken.
11:57Yes.
11:58And it
11:59stands there
12:00again and again.
12:01Where?
12:02Where the other chicken
12:03doesn't come and see it.
12:04I think
12:05you don't have a hen.
12:08I think
12:09we should lock
12:10the chicken.
12:11No, no.
12:12Where there is a chicken,
12:13there is a hen.
12:14Absolutely.
12:15So, computer,
12:17lock the chicken.
12:18Lock it.
12:19Computer,
12:20lock the chicken.
12:21Open the
12:22Rs. 50,000
12:23more.
12:25Look,
12:26I had told you.
12:27Very good.
12:28Very good.
12:29Your answer
12:30was absolutely wrong.
12:31A hen doesn't
12:32stay in one place.
12:33It was wrong, right?
12:34Yes.
12:35Where are you locking it?
12:37Look,
12:38he has locked it.
12:39Because
12:40the real answer
12:41is
12:42a parrot.
12:43Sir,
12:44that was Rs. 20,000.
12:45The previous one.
12:46Not Rs. 20,000.
12:47If the next answer
12:48was right,
12:49then we had to come again.
12:50That is over for you.
12:51Did you do it again?
12:52Yes.
12:53What are you doing?
12:54I am pulling it back.
12:56What kind of a man is he?
12:58Please, sir.
12:59Stop it.
13:00I am bleeding.
13:01I am done.
13:05Come again.
13:06Yes.
13:07We will beat him up
13:08and win again.
13:09Let's go.
13:10Let's go.
13:12Oh, God.
13:13Rahul,
13:14come and play
13:15on the hard seat.
13:16Come on, Kajal.
13:19Rahul and Kajal.
13:20You were saying
13:21another name earlier.
13:22I keep changing names.
13:23Why?
13:24Do you want to get slapped?
13:25Oh, God.
13:26So many excuses.
13:27So many excuses.
13:28I was feeling very down.
13:30I was about to die.
13:31My mouth was watering.
13:32He said,
13:33look, my wife is turning into a bubble.
13:36Yes, Mr. Rahul.
13:37You always
13:38come prepared.
13:39Oh, God.
13:40Your future wife
13:41is also here.
13:42So, thank you.
13:44Oh, God.
13:45You look beautiful.
13:47For the second time,
13:48I have said that I am beautiful.
13:50Sir,
13:51I am a big fan of yours.
13:53I have always wanted
13:54to take a selfie with you.
13:55Oh, God.
13:56Did you watch my films
13:57when you were a kid?
13:58Yes, of course.
13:59Oh, God.
14:00Come here.
14:01Sir,
14:02my picture
14:03will be on the wall.
14:04Hey, it's on the wall.
14:05Who puts it on the floor?
14:07Sir,
14:08I will also put incense sticks.
14:09Incense sticks are with you.
14:12You don't know how to pull it.
14:13Come here.
14:14He is coming.
14:15He is coming in the middle.
14:20Okay.
14:21Okay.
14:22Thank you so much, sir.
14:23It's okay.
14:24It's okay.
14:25Oh, God.
14:26He is so handsome.
14:27He is so handsome.
14:28He has a gangrene on his leg.
14:29He says,
14:30look,
14:31there is greenery on my leg.
14:34If you allow me,
14:35can I ask him a question?
14:36Yes.
14:37Yes.
14:38Oh, God.
14:39He is so handsome.
14:40He is so handsome.
14:41Ladies and gentlemen,
14:42we will meet after a break.
14:46Mr. Royal.
14:47Yes.
14:49Here is the first question
14:50on your computer screen.
14:55The question is,
14:57you must have heard the dialogue
14:58of my film.
14:59I have a car,
15:00a bungalow,
15:01and a bank balance.
15:03What do you have in return?
15:05Option A, mother.
15:07Option B, beauty.
15:09Option C, time.
15:11Option D, I have you.
15:15I have you.
15:17I have you.
15:22Option A,
15:23you have a mother.
15:27Why?
15:30If you don't have a mother,
15:31then how were you born?
15:35Why don't you have a mother?
15:36You have been playing for a long time,
15:37so you don't have a mother.
15:38No,
15:39my mother passed away.
15:40Oh.
15:41Sir,
15:42I want to talk to my father
15:43over the phone.
15:44He will talk to you?
15:45Yes.
15:46Computer,
15:48call his father.
15:53Hello.
15:54I am Amitabh Bachchan,
15:55the millionaire.
15:57Amitabh Bachchan?
15:58Aren't you Rohil's father?
16:00Rohil?
16:01Yes.
16:02Is he your son?
16:03I am sorry, sir.
16:05Many people have got engaged.
16:07What can I do?
16:10Your father
16:11is on the phone.
16:12He will talk to you.
16:13Call him on video.
16:14Computer,
16:15call him on video.
16:17Father,
16:18greetings.
16:19Greetings.
16:20I was about to show you.
16:22Even on national TV,
16:23my father calls me.
16:26He is your product,
16:27so he must be your son.
16:28He is your product.
16:29I apologize to many people.
16:33What can I do now?
16:35Father,
16:36I am here.
16:37Who will be the millionaire?
16:39He is there.
16:42He wants to win a lot of money.
16:44He wants to win money.
16:45He is here.
16:46I am here to play.
16:48I am here to fight.
16:50I am here to fight.
16:51I am your father.
16:52Listen to me.
16:53Where is your father?
16:54He lives in Singapore.
16:56Why is he not coming?
16:57Father,
16:58I need answers from you.
16:59I will give answers to everyone.
17:01I have answers.
17:02When you were born,
17:03I gave answers to the doctor.
17:05Then I gave answers to your mother.
17:07When you took me home,
17:08I gave answers to the gardener.
17:09I gave answers to everyone.
17:11Father,
17:12I gave answers to the gardener.
17:13Give answers to Amitabh Bachchan too.
17:15Father,
17:16he says that he has a car,
17:17bungalow,
17:18bank balance.
17:19What do you have?
17:20Correct answer.
17:21I have a mother.
17:22Look,
17:23I don't have a mother.
17:24How can I say that?
17:25Son,
17:26look for your mother.
17:27You don't have a mother.
17:28No, no.
17:29Look,
17:30I have a mother.
17:31I kept her with me.
17:32Father,
17:33I have a mother.
17:34Yes,
17:35she is your mother.
17:36Then why did you keep her with you?
17:37Son,
17:38that is why I kept her with me.
17:39She said that
17:40I don't want to raise her.
17:41She was a sensible woman.
17:43By the way,
17:44after raising such a child,
17:45who will become a millionaire?
17:46Is that what you give?
17:48I don't want to raise her.
17:49She was a girl.
17:50Then why did I keep her with me?
17:54Son,
17:55you had to separate the palace from the bride.
18:01Viewers,
18:02it is time for a short break.
18:03We will meet again after the break.