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00:00Hoshi yaar yaar, Hoshi yaar yaar
00:02Welcome back, viewers.
00:04So, what we discussed in the monologue today.
00:06Yes.
00:07If there is talent, there is no competition.
00:10So, you...
00:12As-salamu alaykum.
00:13The door was left open.
00:14Oh, man!
00:15Oh, man!
00:16Wa alaykum as-salam.
00:16Oh, God! The cat just left. The door was left open.
00:19Mr. Haroon, why don't you lock this door finally?
00:22If I lock it, then I'll die of dysentery.
00:25My grandfather always used to say that I should do it.
00:29I see.
00:29When I saw the new door, I said,
00:30Masha Allah, there are a lot of people in the house.
00:33I came here as well.
00:34Why don't you get your work done from me?
00:36But there are already people working here.
00:38Yes.
00:39Where are the people?
00:40They are sitting outside.
00:41This is my area.
00:42If there are people here, then I won't press the buttons.
00:45Oh, God!
00:46Yes.
00:46They are mine.
00:47They work in my area.
00:48Sorry. Sorry, aunty.
00:49Get your work done from me.
00:50I didn't tell you.
00:51I'll take my clothes and go to the police station.
00:55Now, I know why no one gives him work.
00:58Why?
00:58Because of his dirty tongue.
01:00Dirty tongue?
01:01Have you eaten sweets or dirty tongue?
01:03Listen to me.
01:04Have you earned a lawful income?
01:05Don't you buy things from the inside?
01:08Look, we can't trust anyone to keep the work clean.
01:12You get my ID card in the system.
01:14Which police station?
01:15Yes, in the application.
01:16If I am not included in any FIR,
01:19then we will do it this way.
01:20Yes.
01:20You can say whatever you want.
01:21Oh, God!
01:22But there are FIRs on you as well.
01:24Yes, my character certificate.
01:25You can see it.
01:26No, then what are the certificates on you?
01:28May God have mercy on you.
01:28I am not a thief.
01:29I work for the public.
01:31The people who don't work in my area.
01:33Yes.
01:33I have beaten them up.
01:35I have beaten them up once.
01:36Oh, God!
01:37They make me do the work again and again.
01:38I told them to get the work done.
01:40Sister, we don't need a maid.
01:42We don't need cleaning.
01:43Believe me, I have another FIR on me.
01:46What is that?
01:47Anal's family.
01:47I told them to get the work done.
01:48They said, go, we won't do it.
01:49I hit them with bricks.
01:51Oh, God!
01:52I broke their legs.
01:54No, we want it.
01:55We want it.
01:55We want it.
01:57We need it.
01:57You can break your legs.
01:59You can say whatever you want.
02:00We will break our legs.
02:03Brother, if you don't want to break your legs,
02:05why do you want to hire us?
02:07Sister, I am a year older than you.
02:09You are younger than me.
02:10You are older than me.
02:11Tell me how much money will you charge?
02:12You are asking me how many kids I have.
02:14How many houses I have.
02:16I will charge you the money.
02:17Oh!
02:17I have two houses and four kids.
02:21You are a snake.
02:24You have brought a guarantee with you.
02:26If you want to hire us.
02:27What is there in the ID card?
02:28What is that?
02:30I have an FIR.
02:31Oh, God!
02:32A girl asked me to bring a guarantee.
02:34I used to pay for it.
02:35Oh, God!
02:36Oh, God!
02:36You should have kept it.
02:37There is no problem.
02:39You should have kept it.
02:40Tell me how much will you charge?
02:41Why do you ask?
02:45How many things will you do in a day?
02:47I have to get up at 10 or 12 in the morning.
02:49I have to offer prayers.
02:49I have to go to work.
02:50Oh, God!
02:51I have to go to work.
02:52She is a hardworking woman.
02:53Get her a chair.
02:54Get her a chair.
02:55We will hire you.
02:57You will have to come on time.
02:59You will not be late for a minute.
03:02Tell me the time.
03:04I will come to your house at 3.
03:06At 3?
03:07You have to be here at 6 in the morning.
03:08What time do you come?
03:10Why do you want to know?
03:11You come at 11 at night.
03:12You keep me busy all day.
03:15I come at 6 at night.
03:16If the guard sees me, I will call the guard.
03:19Today, I got to know who is the guard's wife.
03:22Okay, fine.
03:23Just promise me that you will not talk to your boyfriend
03:26about your problems.
03:27I don't listen to him.
03:28He is hand free.
03:28I have to talk to my man.
03:31Get lost.
03:31I have to go to work.
03:32This is a very good thing.
03:34This is a very good thing.
03:36I have been sitting here for hours.
03:37Darling, have you eaten?
03:39Which clothes are you wearing?
03:40Get lost.
03:40Come here.
03:42This is a very good thing.
03:44We appreciate women like you
03:46who work hard.
03:48This is a very good thing.
03:49Believe me,
03:50I don't need your clothes or blankets.
03:52You have a machine at home, right?
03:53Yes.
03:54That's why I am doing this.
03:56Usually, househelps make promises like this
03:59and then they break it.
04:00No, no.
04:01You can make an agreement with me.
04:03What if you break the promise without informing me?
04:05I will cut it.
04:06What?
04:06I won't cut your beard.
04:07I won't cut your beard.
04:12If you have fever or are sick,
04:14don't cut that.
04:14No, no.
04:15I won't cut that.
04:16I will stay sick today.
04:17I will cry.
04:18What happened?
04:20Despite being sick,
04:22you do all this.
04:24What can I say?
04:25Believe me,
04:25I won't listen to you again.
04:28Yes, you are right.
04:29Do you know how to clean the house?
04:30Do you know how to wash the utensils?
04:31Do you know how to cook?
04:33Believe me,
04:34I can cook for you.
04:35What if you get a stomach ache?
04:37Wow!
04:38Wow!
04:39I won't get such a househelp.
04:41But her attitude is like
04:43we don't want to keep her,
04:44she wants to keep us.
04:45Then you have to tolerate her.
04:47I will always consider your house as my house.
04:49I don't want you to come there.
04:51Will you consider it as your house?
04:52Will you consider our house as your house?
04:54No, a person should consider his work as his work.
04:57Yes, that's right.
04:58If you want,
04:59you can live with me for a few more months.
05:02No, sister, look at your children and my children.
05:04Yes.
05:05Your house is my house.
05:06Wow!
05:06Your clothes are my clothes.
05:07Your clothes are my clothes.
05:09Yes.
05:09Absolutely.
05:10Your man.
05:10Hey!
05:12Your man.
05:12Yes.
05:14Believe me,
05:15when I come home from work,
05:17I don't want to work with them.
05:19The real cleanliness is dusting.
05:21That's true.
05:21The dusting that I do at home.
05:24Yes.
05:24The dusting that I do at home.
05:25You can see it with a tissue.
05:27Even if there is so much dust,
05:28you can clean it.
05:29Yes.
05:30Oh!
05:32One second.
05:32One second.
05:33One second.
05:35It's dusted.
05:36I understood it.
05:41Look, I don't want to talk to you.
05:43I don't want to talk to you.
05:44My character is clean.
05:45I will give you Rs. 45,000 as per your wish.
05:47What?
05:48No, sister, say something.
05:49Do it.
05:51Rs. 45,000?
05:53This is too much.
05:55And I will take the rest with me.
05:57Yes.
05:57I will take the waste.
05:58Okay.
05:59I will take the empty bottles.
06:00I will take the trash.
06:00I will take whatever is available in the store.
06:03We keep new clothes in the store.
06:05Keep it.
06:07Okay, I am very annoyed with the workers.
06:10They keep asking for money for no reason.
06:12Believe me, sister.
06:14Yes.
06:14They ask me for Rs. 45,000.
06:17Yes, sister.
06:17I have a food truck behind me.
06:19I work hard.
06:21They give me Rs. 12,000 every day.
06:23Yes.
06:24This is around Rs. 5.5 lakhs.
06:26Yes.
06:27This is not enough.
06:28I have never brought clean clothes.
06:29I just keep them inside.
06:32I liked it, aunty.
06:33We have hired you.
06:34Yes.
06:35We will respect you.
06:37But I am very strict in this matter.
06:39Okay, good.
06:40You should be strict.
06:41I don't want to see any glass on the floor.
06:44I don't want to see any glass on the floor.
06:46Okay.
06:46If the floor is dirty, I will put my feet in it.
06:49What?
06:50For whom are we hiring you?
06:52For cleaning.
06:52Sister.
06:53You are just giving us a lecture on cleaning.
06:56Dear, I am a half-breed.
06:58Of course.
06:59I am right at 6 in the morning.
07:01Of course.
07:02If I see any garbage in the dustbin
07:04I will throw it in front of you.
07:06Oh, no.
07:07Where will you throw it?
07:08We have to throw the garbage in the dustbin.
07:10We have to change the shop on our own.
07:12You can throw it in the dustbin
07:14and throw it outside.
07:16Why are you here?
07:17You will keep it.
07:18Why will I keep it?
07:19I will keep it in the bathroom.
07:20I will keep it in the dustbin.
07:22No, no.
07:24I understand your job.
07:25We have to clean.
07:26We just have to come and tell them
07:27if they did the right thing or not.
07:29Okay.
07:30How many of you can do it?
07:31There are a lot of utensils.
07:32There are 70 people.
07:33There are a lot of utensils.
07:34I am right at 6 in the morning.
07:36The water is hot, right?
07:37Yes.
07:37I want clean utensils.
07:39Okay.
07:41If we have to wash the utensils
07:44then why are we hiring you?
07:45Sister, I don't work in this dirty house.
07:47Oh, no.
07:48It's done.
07:49What?
07:49We will clean the utensils.
07:50We will wash the utensils.
07:52We will do everything.
07:52You just come and take Rs. 45,000.
07:55In fact, don't even come.
07:56Tell me the bank account.
07:57I will transfer it to you.
08:00I am a servant of my own house.
08:02I don't take charity.
08:03You wash the clothes well.
08:05I don't wash the clothes.
08:06Okay.
08:07But I don't wash the dirty clothes.
08:08I want new clothes.
08:09Fresh.
08:10Then we will get it dry-cleaned somewhere else.
08:13You can wash it outside.
08:15At least, your aunt's wish is your mother's.
08:18Tell me your speciality.
08:20What can you do?
08:21My speciality is Roti.
08:22Oh, good.
08:24This is a big advantage.
08:26I will eat Roti at 12 o'clock.
08:27You will sleep with me.
08:28What?
08:30Aunt, give me my first salary.
08:36Aunt, give me my first salary.
08:38Let it be.
08:39You sell daily.
08:42Aunt, you can eat at 12 o'clock.
08:45But you have to cook.
08:47I don't want to cook.
08:48You want me to cook Roti?
08:49Look, she is 45 years old.
08:51She can't do this.
08:53You keep saying that you are a maid.
08:56But you don't do any household chores.
08:58What work are you doing?
08:59Don't you have a chef at home?
09:01The one who cooks Roti for Pandey.
09:02Otherwise, you will like it.
09:04I will slap him.
09:05He will come to you to make Parathas.
09:06Then you will wash your hands.
09:08No, I don't wash my hands.
09:09I am allergic to soap.
09:11We will keep your soap separately.
09:13Then keep my towel.
09:14We will keep that too.
09:15Keep my shampoo too.
09:17Do you want to keep a maid
09:18or do you want to stay in Lamduji University?
09:20In fact, do you have a key to the house?
09:22Give me one.
09:23Yes, yes.
09:23I keep ringing the doorbell.
09:25But no one answers.
09:26Aunt, this is our house.
09:27We have shifted elsewhere.
09:29Aunt, I apply oil on my head every week.
09:32No, sister.
09:33I don't like the smell of oil.
09:34The smell of cow dung oil.
09:36She is 45 years old.
09:37Are you a maid or my wife's aunt?
09:41Okay, brother.
09:42Go and wash the bathroom.
09:43What?
09:43Go and wash the bathroom.
09:44What?
09:45Bathroom.
09:48Okay, brother.
09:48Don't do anything.
09:49There are cars outside.
09:50There are a couple of them.
09:51Go and wash them.
09:52Do it here.
09:53Why?
09:53What will the girls say?
09:54Old women come here in cars.
09:56Oh, no.
09:57Okay, will you dust the floor?
09:58I don't do it.
09:59Actually, when I do it, I get allergic.
10:01I get dandruff.
10:02When I get dandruff, I get pimples.
10:04Then I will get dandruff
10:06even if you sweep the floor.
10:07I will not sweep the floor.
10:08You will get dandruff.
10:09What?
10:10This woman is not a maid.
10:12She has come to take the bat from us.
10:13Yes.
10:14Listen.
10:15Will you apply the henna?
10:17Where?
10:18On the floor.
10:19Why?
10:19Don't you have a towel at home?
10:21Don't you have to wipe the tiles?
10:22Yes, I have to.
10:24Have you seen the big stores?
10:26Yes.
10:26You get a mop.
10:28Yes, you get a long mop.
10:29Bring it.
10:30Yes, we will bring it.
10:31We will show you how to bring it.
10:33What?
10:34If you think that we will do all the work,
10:36will you bring the dowry or not?
10:40We will do all the work.
10:42You just have to keep in touch on the phone.
10:45I have a pot at home.
10:47Will you add water to the plants?
10:49Very good.
10:50I will be your gardener.
10:52Gardener?
10:52When will you bring water to the plants?
10:54You go home.
10:55The boy will be back in 45 minutes.
11:01We will take a short break.
11:03We will meet again after the break.
11:05When I was born,
11:07I was not fat.
11:08I don't know if I am fat.
11:11When Mr. Salim was born,
11:12people came to his house to see him.
11:14His mother told him to show his son.
11:17We have come to see his face.
11:18He said, let it be.
11:19I was just kidding.