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00:00Welcome back, viewers.
00:03In the break, we have Mr. Pahlwan and his team.
00:07Let's talk to them.
00:09Assalamualaikum.
00:10Waalaikumussalam, dear friend.
00:12Thank God, I'm fine. How are you?
00:14I'm fine.
00:15I'm fine.
00:16How's the wrestling going on these days?
00:17It's going well.
00:19Alhamdulillah. Thank God, I got some good news from you.
00:22Otherwise, I wouldn't have gotten any good news about wrestling in Pakistan.
00:25No, it's not like that.
00:27There are some bad news about wrestling.
00:30I see.
00:30There are some people who are eating in between.
00:33Yes, yes.
00:33That's what I see.
00:34Okay.
00:35But now, our wrestlers,
00:38Nadeem, the wrestler, the chairman,
00:40Yes, yes.
00:40Al-Pakistan, something like that.
00:41Yes, yes.
00:42That boy is doing a lot of work.
00:44That's a good thing.
00:45He's a man who cares for others.
00:48No, then why are you calling him Farba?
00:50I'm not calling him Farba.
00:51Yes.
00:51He's a man who cares for the future.
00:54He's a man who thinks, he plans.
00:55He's a good man.
00:56He's been in pain since the beginning.
00:59Oh, my.
01:00He's been in a lot of pain.
01:02Really?
01:03Yes.
01:03When?
01:04When he was wrestling.
01:05That's why he broke his bones.
01:07Oh, my.
01:08He's been in so much pain.
01:09What's the point of living?
01:11No, he's been in pain all his life.
01:12Okay, there's one more thing.
01:13You know, when a person exercises,
01:14when that person stops exercising,
01:16if he's been doing it all his life,
01:17or at least for a decade,
01:19then he's in pain when he doesn't exercise.
01:23You're saying this because you've never exercised before.
01:28You know,
01:30I was preparing for the match
01:31and my shoulder got pulled during the match.
01:34Yes, that happens.
01:36You must be putting a lot of effort.
01:37No, no, no.
01:38My shoulder got pulled.
01:40I mean, you must be fighting,
01:41so your shoulder got pulled.
01:43What kind of a man are you?
01:45My shoulder got pulled.
01:46What do you mean?
01:47It's a wrestling match.
01:48Why did you bring this man here?
01:51He's come to make fun of me.
01:52He said, my shoulder got pulled.
01:54My shoulder got pulled.
01:56This is Gurda.
01:58Yes.
01:59We met him in a wrestling match.
02:01Yes.
02:01It was a wrestling match.
02:03He said, hold this for a while.
02:05He's the same Gurda
02:06with whom he hit a bullseye.
02:09Is that so?
02:09No, no.
02:10I don't think he's a wrestler.
02:13What do you do at the arena every day?
02:15We go to eat sweets.
02:16Yes.
02:17Hey, wait a minute.
02:19What kind of a man are you?
02:21What?
02:22You're talking nonsense.
02:24What kind of a man are you?
02:26Look, there are massage centers everywhere.
02:28Yes.
02:29My caliphs have given me oil for this.
02:31Who made the oil?
02:32We made our own there.
02:34In Gujranwala.
02:35What is it now?
02:36Quran Massage Center.
02:37You don't need one.
02:40What?
02:40The areas with streets.
02:43Yes.
02:43They don't have a massage center.
02:44The small massage centers
02:46that he mentioned,
02:47if someone hasn't taken proper training,
02:50if someone presses your vein
02:52that shouldn't have been pressed,
02:53can there be a problem?
02:54Actually, let me tell you something.
02:56When people have a brain hemorrhage
02:59or a problem with the brain
03:01that the clot has gone into the head,
03:03it's because of that.
03:04When you go to the doctor,
03:06the first question he asks you,
03:09he takes history.
03:10There's a very dangerous thing in that.
03:12He asks if you've been massaged.
03:15Oh.
03:15When they massage your neck and back,
03:19those who don't know about the massage,
03:21that clot can be created
03:23and it can go into the brain.
03:25The massage that you're talking about,
03:28the way it's open,
03:29these are very shady places.
03:31Once, I was sitting here.
03:32Yes.
03:33The master came and said,
03:34he was doing this.
03:37He ran out of fear.
03:42He ran out of fear.
03:44There was a firecracker behind him.
03:45He ran out of fear.
03:47Okay, okay.
03:47I went to him and said,
03:49do the massage.
03:50Okay.
03:50Then he started the massage.
03:52He did it, he did it, he did it.
03:53He did it here and there.
03:55Oh, oh, oh.
03:56I'm Baloch.
03:57What?
03:58What?
03:58You're not Baloch?
03:59I'm Baloch.
04:00What happened?
04:00Okay, what Baloch is saying,
04:02Yes.
04:02he's absolutely right.
04:04Okay.
04:04A lot of people have been robbed.
04:06He said,
04:07I didn't hear anything.
04:09He said, I'm not Baloch.
04:11No, no, no, no.
04:12He took my money.
04:14He took my money.
04:15All the money there was for sale.
04:17All of it was for sale.
04:18All of it was for sale.
04:20I used to sell all the money to the kids.
04:23Okay, he took your money too.
04:25He took my money.
04:27He said, he's robbing my money.
04:28Your money?
04:30He said, he's robbing my money.
04:31He took my money.
04:33He did one more thing.
04:34What?
04:35He took my money.
04:36He took my money and said,
04:37I'm not Baloch.
04:39Look at him.
04:41Okay, let me tell you one more thing.
04:43He's absolutely right.
04:44Be very careful about this.
04:47I don't talk about everyone.
04:50Some are good.
04:51They're good for hair pressing.
04:53But,
04:54a lot of times,
04:55they really press you so hard
04:56that you become unconscious.
04:58Oh God.
04:58And cell phones,
04:59money,
05:00mobile phones,
05:00and people don't come to their senses for a long time.
05:02And people think that
05:04because they've had a massage,
05:06they're calm.
05:07Sir, don't press too hard.
05:08People think we're trained.
05:10It has happened to me.
05:11What?
05:12A few days ago,
05:14that guy told me that
05:15I was getting my hair cut.
05:18The guy said,
05:18let me massage your legs a little.
05:22I said, please.
05:24So, when he was applying pressure,
05:25I said,
05:26this is too much pressure.
05:27But, do you know,
05:28at one place,
05:29your masculinity is also getting hurt.
05:33It happens.
05:34He was pressing very hard.
05:36And I was tolerating it.
05:37He said,
05:37the pressure is fine.
05:39And the funny thing is,
05:41God knows which veins he pressed.
05:43Oh God.
05:44After the haircut,
05:46when I went to the car,
05:47two guys were holding hands.
05:50The oil that we apply on our faces,
05:52Yes.
05:52believe me,
05:53it hurts our back.
05:55It hurts our knees.
05:56It hurts our ankles.
05:58Okay.
05:58It hurts our knees.
06:00Yes.
06:00People say,
06:01it makes you tired.
06:02Wow.
06:03There was a fight in the house.
06:04What?
06:06Yes.
06:06He was holding hands.
06:08I have high blood pressure.
06:10It's very tricky for me.
06:11You shouldn't have done that.
06:13Yes.
06:13That's why..
06:14You shouldn't have got married.
06:15You shouldn't have got married.
06:16You shouldn't have..
06:17You shouldn't have bought groceries for your husband.
06:21What does it have to do with this oil?
06:22I said,
06:23in three days,
06:23you'll be in love.
06:24What?
06:25With this oil.
06:26Yes.
06:26The weather is bad.
06:27If you don't apply it for two days,
06:29Yes.
06:29you'll get a hundred canisters of oil.
06:35There's another thing.
06:37Yes.
06:37This oil is from Tupala.
06:38This oil is from Tondala.
06:40This oil is from Laudepillai.
06:41And this oil is from Shyam.
06:44But all these bottles are the same.
06:46How do you know which one is which?
06:47I think it's our job.
06:48What's wrong with it?
06:49Do you have any oil
06:51that gives you instant pain relief?
06:53I have pickle oil.
06:54Do you want to apply it?
06:57It means,
06:57you apply it and the pain is gone.
07:00There you go.
07:00This oil is used in wrestling.
07:03It's sweet.
07:03It's a spray.
07:04It's a spray for wrestling.
07:06It's used in wrestling.
07:09It's used in wrestling.
07:10Yes.
07:11You get relief after a while.
07:13Look,
07:13all the people who have applied it
07:15will get relief.
07:16I don't understand
07:18which massage you do.
07:19You don't even use a deep tissue.
07:20I don't know.
07:21I'll do it for you.
07:22Do it for him.
07:22He won't even know about deep tissue.
07:24You'll know about deep tissue.
07:25No, he doesn't know about it.
07:27He doesn't know about it.
07:28I told him to give me a deep tissue.
07:31He'll give you a deep tissue.
07:33The one that's left at the end of the canister.
07:36Okay, do it for me.
07:38What do you mean?
07:39Is it a massage or a dance?
07:42No.
07:42Do it for him.
07:43He'll know about it.
07:44Mr. Adun,
07:45we know about the pressure points.
07:47But no one knows about it.
07:48They tell you about it in the mall.
07:50They tell you to apply the pressure from there.
07:55I go to the massage parlour online.
07:57You go to the parlour online?
07:58I have his number.
08:00Really?
08:01Yes.
08:01I have his website too.
08:03I go to the parlour online.
08:05I have his website too.
08:06I have his oil bottle too.
08:08I'm presenting you with examples.
08:11In front of your eyes.
08:12If you don't like it, then whatever.
08:15Your shoes, my head.
08:17Believe me.
08:18I'll take you to the mall.
08:19I'll take you to the mall.
08:20I'll give you a massage.
08:22Do it for me.
08:22Which massage do you want me to do?
08:24Look, I don't feel any pain when I massage.
08:28It's quiet.
08:30Look at this.
08:31This shoulder.
08:33All your muscles will be here.
08:42This is the pressure.
08:44The wrestler is coming there.
08:46He'll get up after two minutes.
08:48I'll get the jack.
08:49Look at this.
08:52What happened?
08:53The wrestler has lost his mind.
08:56What happened, wrestler?
08:58I don't understand.
08:59What happened?
09:00He's gone crazy.
09:02Put your arms down.
09:04This is the car.
09:05I can't do it.
09:07You'll have to go to the ranch.
09:09Why?
09:09He'll make fun of me.
09:12I made a mistake, wrestler.
09:15You said that this is your brain.
09:18Wrestler.
09:19Yes.
09:20You don't have a torch.
09:21I'll pull it and take you home.
09:28Viewers, there's a small break.
09:29We'll meet again after the break.