Reap the consequences of gentrification. #shorts #airbnb #comedy #funny #parody #youtubeshorts
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00:00Come on in dearies. Make yourself right at home. Please try some of my famous apple pie.
00:08This is a better breakfast, of course.
00:10Okay, Kathy, time to go.
00:12What?
00:13I just bought your house.
00:14Oh, no.
00:16Oh, this is my pie now.
00:17I've been here since the Jefferson administration.
00:20We're not doing breakfast anymore. Also, you got chores now.
00:24Grindset gurus like Rich here make up 30% of our listings.
00:29These mega-hosts have swarmed cities around the world like a plague of locusts,
00:35buying up family homes and flipping them to short-term rentals.
00:39Sure, a few governments have fought back with some meager legislation,
00:43but our mega-hosts simply move on and consume the resources of the next city.
00:48They drive up the cost of living, and folks like Kathy get priced out of their own neighborhoods.
00:53Yeah, as you might imagine, the neighbors don't love that. Try not to make a lot of eye contact.
00:57Reap the consequences of gentrification. Live like a local.
01:03All right, I got a porno crew coming in like 15 minutes.
01:05You're leaving or you're staying? You gotta make up your mind.