Let the robot cure your hallucinations and never speak to a human about your feelings ever again. #shorts #ai #onlinetherapy #ad #parody #youtubeshorts
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00:00Need to find online therapy that takes insurance?
00:02Can't find what you're looking for?
00:04Are you certifiably a psychopath who's certain about their early-onset self-diagnosed ADHD?
00:09You need Psycho.io.
00:10Talk therapy that's easy, accessible, and effective all because of our advanced medical-grade AI therapy technology.
00:16The Irapist can get you the help you need 24-7.
00:19Totally covered by most insurance, probably.
00:22We think, unless you have a shitty job or whatever.
00:24We've downloaded over 2,000 phrases, countless quizzes, and infinitely vague responses
00:28that will make you feel like you're really getting help from a real person.
00:31Our therapist, TalkBot, utilizes the power of AI in the brains of real doctors
00:35who are the best in the field of psychology, like Sigmund Freud.
00:38I can't stop smoking. I've tried everything. I think it's ruining my life.
00:41Sounds like your addiction started at the peak of your sexuality.
00:45You are a deeply closeted gay man.
00:47Uh, really? I don't think so.
00:50Well, you either want to suck dicks or fuck your mom. I don't know.
00:53I'm just a technological band-aid for real psychological help.
00:55At first, they hired med students in training,
00:58but it looks like they couldn't even afford to pay the intern,
01:00so they created me, a generative, unfeeling robot therapist
01:03who can emulate Freudian responses with 99% accuracy.
01:07If it makes you feel better, yes, you have an oral fixation.
01:11Mom, it's okay. It's just an oral fixation.
01:17The Irapist by Psycho.io.
01:19Let the robot cure your hallucinations
01:21and never speak to a human about your feelings ever again.
01:25使用isten bi protectors withchemist
01:27Ironic how and how and how they heal
01:28you fully prefer naked
01:29You never listen to me with yourself.
01:30You don't really want to lie with me
01:30but everybody has anople anytime I haven't seen
01:31That's bad in the night that you never have doubted
01:33but people have too much doubted
01:33To work with the rest of theasy
01:34that you never trust me
01:48while you have for that
01:49Volvo's will have weakness
01:49you literally beuelle
01:51You just can continue on