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00:00I almost died on stage recently.
00:05I was very tired before a show, and I chugged a Red Bull right before the show,
00:10and then I thought, that's not enough, so I chugged another Red Bull right before the show.
00:14And I got on stage, and my heart was doing things the human heart was not designed to do, you know?
00:18It was just pounding in such a way that I was like, I'm gonna die on stage.
00:22I am not the headliner.
00:25They might keep doing the show.
00:27Like, there's a chance that the show will still go on if I collapse on stage.
00:32This is what's going through my head.
00:33And I kind of keep breathing.
00:35I breathe my way out of it.
00:36And I told my friend after, and I go, oh, I thought I was gonna have a heart attack and die on stage.
00:40He goes, well, if you have too much energy drink, you need to cut it with dairy.
00:46You need to have milk or butter.
00:48And I was like, can you imagine a guy that looks like I look,
00:53clutching his heart,
00:55asking for butter.
01:01Lando Lakes now.
01:03Two spoons.
01:09He'd be like, does he want us to finish the job?
01:11What does he do?
01:12I don't know.
01:27I don't know.
01:31I don't know.