If Smart Watch Commercials Were Honest #shorts #tariffs #applewatch #apple #honestads #parody #ad #youtubeshorts
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00:00Once you shackle yourself to this electric jewelry, you can track your steps, mileage, heart rate, and other data you never tracked before, because who cares?
00:08No one cared before. Caring about it is a need I invented to sell this kind of stuff.
00:14And once you invest in this kind of stuff, you'll feel that need, which you'll decide is good.
00:20And as soon as you sync your Horton phone bracelet to your much more boring pocket computer phone, if you use a U Horton X-Phone Generation 8, otherwise go jump in a lake, you loser.
00:31Anyway, this doodad on a necklace for your wrist lets you use your phone without touching your phone by touching this instead, once you've made it your phone's tiny friend.
00:41And for just a couple months' rent, you can backorder this, receive one when we're done making enough of them, slap it on your wrist, and fumble at it with your big hammy screen tappers.
00:51And did I mention it's waterproof for the most part? You're welcome, for the most part.