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00:00I did have a big day today, though.
00:01I spent 11 consecutive hours on TikTok.
00:03That's not bad.
00:05Those are strong numbers.
00:07I have a favorite genre of TikTok video.
00:08I love the videos where a cop pulls a guy over
00:12and the guy that he pulls over
00:13knows more about the law than the cop does.
00:16Have we seen these vids?
00:17Oh, a little brick of gold, folks.
00:20I love these.
00:21Because the cops really show you
00:22who they are in those videos.
00:24They walk up to a guy's window,
00:25and they're like,
00:26hey, buddy, why don't you step out of the car?
00:27And the guy's like,
00:28actually, according to the Constitution,
00:30I don't have to do anything.
00:32And the cop's like,
00:33hey, buddy, I'll kill ya, okay?
00:35You think I care about the Constitution, dude?
00:40Two more murders, and I'm running for sheriff, okay?
00:45That joke should do better in Brooklyn.
00:48Just saying.