Has the algorithm been crushing you? #shorts #ad #gainfollowers
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00:00Are you trying to level up your social media game in 2025?
00:03Get implied!
00:04Has the algorithm been crushing you?
00:06Has the almighty overlord Mark Zuckerberg not been shining his glorious light upon you recently?
00:11Are you just completely unattractive, untalented, and unable to gain followers?
00:14I'm sharing my number one tip to increase engagement.
00:18Just watch to the end of this video.
00:19Plus, here are five mini tips right now that can help you grow.
00:24Number one, post, post, post.
00:26Post every five minutes of every single day until you die.
00:29Even if your content sucks total shit, just upload it.
00:33Stop using hashtags.
00:35Hashtags are so 2000 and late, girl.
00:37Instead, just become MrBeast.
00:40Literally, if he can do it, so can you.
00:42Make eye-catching reels.
00:44Like, maybe run someone over with your car and film that.
00:47Now that's eye-catching.
00:49AI is the future.
00:51Use AI and ChatGPT to come up with your captions
00:54so everything sounds like generative word salad that would never actually come out of your mouth.
00:58And finally, show hole.
01:01Nothing will get you that raw engagement plus thousands of shares
01:04like showing your big gaping hole on social media.
01:07But my number one tip?
01:08You've waited this long.
01:10Oops!
01:11You're going to have to sign up for my one-on-one coaching sessions.
01:13It costs $500 to talk to me for 10 minutes,
01:16and I'll help you get anywhere from zero to a thousand new followers.
01:19No guarantees, piggies!
01:23You