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00:00The BS-8 is twice as fast, weighs negative pounds, and can repair your relationship with your father.
00:07Kind of trust me.
00:08Yes, sir, you may be thinking to yourself, where are these little gifts from the heavens created?
00:14Heaven? Close. Warehouses.
00:16We find it's actually easier and cheaper to have workers make them for pennies,
00:21and we put nets around the factory so they can't kill themselves in the middle of their shift.
00:25So you see, heaven has nothing to do with it.
00:27Enjoying your new eye, Horton's son?
00:30Yeah. I mean, it's got a bunch of obvious design flaws, and my bill just went up for some reason, but I don't know. How do I look?
00:37Grand, and that's exactly why you need one.
00:41I'm not really selling you progress. I'm selling you the feeling of owning something new and cool.
00:47And can you really put a price on that?
00:49Well, I paid an installment, so it's actually more.
00:51I can't. That price is $850, which is a lot. I agree.
00:55But if I charge you less, you don't seem to want to buy it.
00:58You seem to prefer things that are overpriced, and it's frankly weird.