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00:003, 2, 1
00:083, 2, 1
00:12This studio is peaceful.
00:16The plane didn't take off.
00:18The plane.
00:20I see.
00:22When I crossed the plane,
00:24I was told to stop.
00:26At that moment, the plane took off.
00:28Why didn't you take off?
00:30I didn't say the engine trouble.
00:32I didn't say that.
00:34I said stop.
00:36I didn't take off for an hour.
00:38I didn't take off for an hour.
00:40Do you enjoy the flight for an hour?
00:42Do you enjoy the flight for an hour?
00:44Why did you stop?
00:46I'm not Matsuyama Chiaru.
00:48I'm not Matsuyama Chiaru.
00:50I'm Hatei Shin.
00:52I'm Hatei Shin.
00:54Why did you stop?
00:56Who is not taking off?
00:58I am.
01:00I don't think you want to say.
01:02I don't have time.
01:04I don't have time.
01:06I'm waiting for the chance with Miyoko Asada.
01:08I'm waiting for the chance with Miyoko Asada.
01:10Who are the members of Australia?
01:12This year,
01:14The president of the public record store.
01:16The president of the public record store.
01:18The president of the public record store.
01:20I'm afraid.
01:22The president of the public record store.
01:24I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
01:54know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
02:01know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
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03:11know, I don't know.
03:42I want to see it!
04:01I prepared so many lyrics.
04:04Will it be okay?
04:06There are a lot of female entertainers today.
04:09It's been a while since I've seen Ringo.
04:14These are today's guest entertainers.
04:17Here you go.
04:28Is this it?
04:29Stop it.
04:31I know today's claim.
04:33What is it?
04:34I know today's claim.
04:36Is this it?
04:37This is it, right?
04:38This is the first time I've been on the factory committee.
04:42It's not the first time.
04:43It's not the first time.
04:44Everyone, if you know this song, please wave your hands together.
04:49What time is it?
04:50I still have to work hard today, so I hope I can liven up everyone.
04:57Let's go.
04:58Let's go.
05:01Let's go again.
05:02Everyone, you have to do it.
05:05You have to do it.
05:06You have to do it.
05:07You too.
05:08Are you okay?
05:09What are you going to do?
05:10I don't know.
05:11Everyone, you have to do it.
05:12I'll leave it to you.
05:13You have to do it.
05:14I'll leave it to you.
05:20Hello, we are BEPC.
05:25I want to say that.
05:30What kind of rehearsal is this?
05:34Hey, Mr. Sanma.
05:35What?
05:36We're not DEFTECH.
05:38Hello, we are Yoneda 2000.
05:46Mr. Sanma.
05:47Yes?
05:48I'm facing this way right now.
05:51You're facing the wrong way.
05:52Mr. Sanma.
05:53Mr. Sanma.
05:54Mr. Sanma.
05:55Mr. Sanma.
05:56Mr. Sanma.
05:57Mr. Sanma.
05:59You're Yoneda 2000, right?
06:00Yes, we are.
06:01I know.
06:02I know.
06:03That's not true.
06:04Mr. Sanma.
06:05Mr. Sanma.
06:06Please don't leave me alone.
06:07Please don't leave me alone.
06:08I really want to introduce you.
06:10Isn't it Mr. Go Hiromi who became a sea?
06:14Mr. Go Hiromi who became a sea?
06:17That's not true.
06:20Yoneda 2000, the 7th year of his career.
06:24With his unique and perverted jokes,
06:27the two get a lot of praise.
06:30I'm looking forward to working with you.
06:32I'll let you do whatever you want on the set.
06:37Mr. Sanma, I brought a souvenir for you today.
06:39What is it?
06:40What is it?
06:41It's Sanma's magic.
06:42Mr. Sanma likes Eminem.
06:46You like Eminem?
06:47Yes, so I'll do my best.
06:49No way.
06:51This is the autograph of Eminem that I drew.
06:55I'm sorry.
06:56I hope it's not the right person.
06:57I'll do my best.
07:00I was so happy for a moment.
07:03Mr. Sanma.
07:04I can't hear anything.
07:06I did my best.
07:08No, you should do your best.
07:09You don't do chon chon to a painting, right?
07:13You don't do chon chon to a painting, right?
07:15You're so cute.
07:16You can do your best to draw Hiragana.
07:18You don't do chon chon to a painting, right?
07:21Please take a seat.
07:25Who is it?
07:27Who is it?
07:29It's not Minamikawa.
07:31It's Minamikawa.
07:33It's not Minamikawa.
07:35It's Minamikawa.
07:37It's Minamikawa.
07:39Excuse me.
07:41I'm a Chinese influencer who got in the way at Hakone Station.
07:43Don't get in the way.
07:45Don't get in the way.
07:47Don't get in the way.
07:49What are you doing?
07:51You're checking it out.
07:53You're doing it for me.
07:55You want a gala.
07:57It's a tool.
07:59It's a tool.
08:01It's a tool.
08:03It's the first time I've ever used it.
08:05It's the first time I've ever used it.
08:07I was on the news because I was asked by Mr. Sanma.
08:09I was on the news because I was on the news.
08:11How much is this?
08:13It's 1,500 yen.
08:15It's 1,200 yen.
08:17I'll pay you back.
08:19I'll pay you back.
08:21I bought a small tool for this.
08:23I bought a small tool for this.
08:25I'm surprised you didn't bring a small tool.
08:27I'm surprised you didn't bring a small tool.
08:29I'm sorry.
08:31Didn't the two of you bring a small tool?
08:33Didn't you bring a small tool?
08:35There are almost small tools.
08:37Don't you have a small tool now?
08:39I'll use this at my own pace.
08:41I'm
08:46not
08:51in love
08:56with you.
09:01I'm not in love with you.
09:06I'm
09:11not
09:16in love
09:21with you.
09:26I'm
09:31Thank you very much.
09:33Thank you very much.
09:35Can I have it?
09:37I'll count it for you.
09:39I'll count it.
09:41And I don't look forward.
09:51Wakame.
09:53Wakame.
10:13Mr. Sanma, I went to the hospital yesterday and was prescribed 10 types of medicine.
10:26Are you going?
10:28Are you quitting?
10:30I?
10:32I?
10:34Can I sing a little?
10:37You don't have to force it.
10:39You don't have to force it.
10:41You don't have to force it.
10:43I'll do it while drinking 10 types of medicine.
10:48Music start.
10:50Can I sing a little?
11:05What are you saying?
11:07What are you doing?
11:21Where is it?
11:22Two places.
11:23There.
11:24I forgot.
11:25I went here.
11:2616 places.
11:29You don't have to force it.
11:31You don't have to force it.
11:3310 types of medicine.
11:3510 types of medicine.
11:3710 types of medicine is not enough.
11:3915 types of medicine is not enough.
11:41Are you okay?
11:43Women entertainers are doing their best.
11:45That's great.
11:46How is RINGO's growth?
11:48I have a different world while I'm watching.
11:52Is ARIHARA also a person who has a longing for spring?
11:54That's right.
11:55What's wrong with you?
11:57What's wrong with you?
11:59Really, yes.
12:03Well, let's start.
12:04Yes, first of all, Minamikawa-san.
12:06This is a claim from Iguchi-san to Yonedani-sen-san.
12:08What is it?
12:09I don't want to play with Yonedani-sen.
12:12What?
12:13What is it?
12:14NG.
12:15Iguchi has something to say.
12:16From Iguchi?
12:17No, Minamikawa-san.
12:19No, Minamikawa-san.
12:21I was surprised.
12:22It should be from Minamikawa-san.
12:23Why did you start talking?
12:25I was nervous at first.
12:26I forgot what I was going to say at first.
12:28How many times did you say it?
12:30Seriously.
12:31Chinese.
12:32Chinese.
12:33Chinese.
12:34I had to do that.
12:36Minamikawa-san.
12:37What did you have to do?
12:38Yuji.
12:39Well, Minamikawa-san.
12:42Yuji.
12:43He's a female entertainer.
12:45It's not a big deal.
12:47Minamikawa-san.
12:49Nobuko-san.
12:51Yes, yes.
12:52Come here.
12:53Minamikawa-san.
12:56I forgot about Minamikawa-san.
12:58When Kyon-chi was talking to me,
13:03I got emotional and said something like,
13:06Shut up.
13:07I was very angry.
13:09Really?
13:10I was very angry at that time.
13:12Just because of that?
13:13I was angry at women.
13:15Does Minamikawa-san have a character?
13:18I was doing it.
13:19Didn't you see it?
13:20You should have talked to me, idiot.
13:22You are so mean.
13:23You are so mean.
13:24You are so mean.
13:25You are so mean.
13:26What is a piece of pork cutlet?
13:27I was angry when a woman called me.
13:30I'm sorry.
13:32I can be a man.
13:34But I can't be a woman.
13:38I'm like a little girl.
13:39You are a little girl.
13:40Yes, I am.
13:41I have my own world view.
13:43So, maybe,
13:45I don't have much awareness.
13:47There is no possibility of getting angry.
13:50That's right.
13:51It's hard to say.
13:52It's difficult.
13:53It's a difficult world.
13:54It's hard to touch.
13:56In addition,
13:57my wife doesn't listen to me.
14:00As you can see in the opening,
14:02I just do it freely.
14:04There is no reason to come to this program.
14:07Don't you want to improve?
14:09I don't want to improve.
14:12The situation has changed in the past few years.
14:15The attitude towards female entertainers has changed.
14:19In addition,
14:21It's a Kampo-Masatsu.
14:23That's right.
14:24I can light a fire with Kampo-Masatsu.
14:27Hooray!
14:29In Yonezami-sen, which has a unique world view,
14:33there are men who complain that they can't grasp it more than other female entertainers.
14:39The two men are surrounded by the veil.
14:44I don't know what kind of entertainer I'm aiming for.
14:47That's right.
14:48There is nothing to say.
14:49I don't know who I'm aiming for.
14:50I don't know.
14:51I don't know.
14:52I'm not a high heel.
14:54I'm sorry.
14:55What did you say?
14:57It's strange.
14:58I'm sorry.
14:59I'm sorry.
15:00I'm sorry.
15:01I'm sorry.
15:02I'm sorry.
15:03I respect entertainers who wear high heels.
15:06It's a generation.
15:08It's a generation.
15:09I understand.
15:10May I say something?
15:11I'm really nervous today.
15:14Elf-san,
15:16You're lying.
15:17I'm not lying.
15:18That's not true.
15:20That's not true.
15:23Talk to me.
15:25Talk to me.
15:27You look pitiful.
15:28That's not true.
15:30Be happy.
15:31I'm happy.
15:32That's not true.
15:33I'm not lying.
15:35I'm a little in the way.
15:38I'm not lying.
15:39I'm not lying.
15:40I'm not lying.
15:41I'm not lying.
15:42I'm not lying.
15:43Can I say it in front of you?
15:45I'm sorry.
15:46What did you say?
15:47What did you say?
15:48Hashtag free Mason.
15:51That's right.
15:52There may be a free Mason nearby.
15:55Stop it.
15:56That's not true.
15:57That's not true.
15:58That's not true.
15:59I've never done it.
16:00I'm not that kind of person.
16:02I'm not that kind of person.
16:03That's not true.
16:04I haven't done it.
16:05Hashtag free Mason.
16:08I don't dangerous.
16:10Yoneda is really excited.
16:13Actually, Yoneda...
16:14There are people who like Yoneda.
16:16That's how character looking person I am.
16:18That's true.
16:19I'm is young.
16:21Everyone tell me.
16:22Do you really want to laugh like this?
16:24That's why I'm excited.
16:26Do you love spring?
16:28Well.
16:29What the hell!
16:30It isn't because of him!
16:32I'm not saying that I admire you, so it's fine.
16:36You're getting close.
16:38You're getting close.
16:39Jimmy admires me, but he doesn't look like me at all.
16:43That's not true.
16:46That's not true.
16:48Admiration is freedom.
16:50Admiration is freedom.
16:51Freedom?
16:52Can I say something about Haru-san?
16:55Go ahead.
16:57I'm going to wear a zarigani.
17:00What?
17:01I haven't said that yet.
17:02You thought I wouldn't say that.
17:03Why?
17:04My name is Zarigani.
17:05Show us the real thing.
17:06Show us.
17:09Which part?
17:11You don't look like a zarigani.
17:12You don't look like a zarigani.
17:14Then, show us the real thing.
17:15Show us the real thing.
17:18You don't look like a zarigani.
17:22You have to be serious.
17:25You're doing it wrong.
17:27That's not true.
17:29He missed her.
17:35I want to give you a hug.
17:39I want to give you a hug.
17:40You're the best.
17:57That's a good idea.
17:59This is really a good idea.
18:00What are you doing here?
18:01I'll follow your example from now on.
18:04Is it okay?
18:04I've been wanting to see this for a long time.
18:06It's a weird example.
18:07Mi-Nga-Sha.
18:08Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-Nga-Sha.
18:13I'm sorry, I was too embarrassed.
18:15Nice to meet you.
18:161, 2...
18:17No, I mean, I mean the strange 3.
18:18That's it.
18:20I'm sorry, sis.
18:21I'm sorry I shouldn't have done it.
18:23I've seen this before.
18:24Can I get a point?
18:25That's a 40-year-old video.
18:27I'm sorry, I don't have a lot of experience.
18:33Please be serious.
18:34Do you remember?
18:35I don't remember.
18:371, 2, 3.
18:44It's slippery.
18:46It's 2.
18:47It's 2.
18:48It's 2.
18:49It's 2.
18:50It's 2.
18:51It's 2.
18:52It's 2.
18:53It's 2.
18:54It's 2.
18:55It's 2.
18:56It's 2.
18:57It's 2.
18:58It's 2.
18:59It's 2.
19:00No, no.
19:01Now we know who.
19:02I like do this thing.
19:05Yes, I like do this thing like this.
19:10Yes, I like do this thing like this.
19:15I'm the leader of the two teams!
19:17This is it!
19:19This is it!
19:21There was a game like this in Yuzo-kun's era.
19:23At that time.
19:25There wasn't, right?
19:27It's the one you used to play.
19:29Do you remember?
19:31Here we go!
19:33Here we go!
19:35I'm the leader of the two teams!
19:37That's a little different.
19:39I couldn't see the front.
19:41I'm so happy!
19:43I couldn't see the front.
19:45I really want to see it.
19:47That's amazing.
19:49I'm the leader of the two teams!
19:51I've seen the life of a veteran.
19:53I've seen the life of a veteran.
19:55Tonight at this time.
19:57Tonight at this time.
19:59Apple Time is back.
20:01Apple Time is back.
20:03Hete...
20:05Hete...
20:07Hete Shutter!
20:09Hete Shutter!
20:11I don't like such a positive Amika.
20:13I don't like such a positive Amika.
20:19Shigemoku, if you suck three,
20:21I'll give you one.
20:23Positive!
20:25Positive!
20:27Positive!
20:29I'll do it.
20:31I'll do it.
20:33Hete Shutter!
20:35Hete Shutter!
20:37Hete Shutter!
20:39I went to an audition of a bad entertainer.
20:41I went to an audition of a bad entertainer.
20:43I wanted to be famous so much.
20:45I did a wicked throw.
20:47You did.
20:49That was 7 years ago.
20:51You want me to throw this?
20:53You want me to throw this?
20:55You want me to throw this?
20:57You're so sneaky.
20:59You're so sneaky.
21:01That's terrible.
21:03You're so sneaky.
21:05You rolled it out.
21:07The staff didn't know that.
21:09So, you haven't fallen down.
21:10You fell down.
21:11Everyone else fell down.
21:13From the civilians.
21:14Anegosuryu.
21:16Anegosuryu.
21:19United States time.
21:20Hey, Hori-ken.
21:21Okay, Meguro.
21:21Meguro.
21:22Meguro, please.
21:23Meguro.
21:24Please stand up.
21:26Please stand up.
21:27Please stand up.
21:28Don't drink everything, Meguro.
21:29All the staff has drunk it all.
21:31From the civilians.
21:33Anego-suryu.
21:34Anego-suryu.
21:36Anegosuryu.
21:36He was irritated, but when he saw Kyoto's Daimonji-yaki, he calmed down.
21:42Fire calms people down.
21:49I thought he could speak Japanese, but he couldn't at all.
21:53He's a casino dealer in Singapore.
21:56He's here!
21:57He's in Singapore!
22:04He always puts toilet paper in a triangle.
22:10Adego, Adego, Shuren!
22:15Tamayu discovered two Dragon Balls.
22:17How can you make a wish come true with just one?
22:21He drank it!
22:26This is the entrance to Tamayu's amusement park!
22:29Alright, let's go!
22:30No, no!
22:32No, no!
22:38Self-confidence
22:39Samoa is the best at rhythm games.
22:43Hitmaker Sanshu shows us the essence of rhythm games.
22:48Come on!
22:50I'm the keeper!
22:51I'm the keeper!
22:52I'm the keeper!
22:53I'm the keeper!
22:54I'm the keeper!
22:57But...
22:58It's a little different.
23:01He always slips.
23:04He always slips.
23:08I forgot that part!
23:11You can watch Minowashi's streams on T-Bird and FOD.
23:15Even Emi doesn't do that.
23:23How was it?
23:24What do you mean how was it?
23:26You bastard!
23:29Stop it!
23:30Stop it!
23:31What do you think is the charm of Elf?
23:34Well...
23:35He's energetic.
23:36No way!
23:37He's bright.
23:38He's bright.
23:39That's true.
23:41I don't know.
23:42We still have time for the second one.
23:44That's right.
23:47I don't know about the second one.
23:49I think a lot of things will happen.
23:51I'm sure there will be more people who admire you.
23:55I'm looking forward to it.
23:56And I'm sure you'll get a lot of love from the members.
24:02Admiration?
24:03Love?
24:04Love.
24:05Paul McCartney?
24:07No way!
24:08Really?
24:09It's Beatles.
24:10It's Beatles.
24:13What do you mean?
24:14I don't know.