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00:00Last week, an entertainer with an impact that makes you want to imitate once you see him.
00:05He held an audition for a one-shot entertainer.
00:08And then...
00:10In China, if a woman is hugged by a daigo, she cries more than a bunny's butterfly.
00:17On the contrary, if a woman is hugged by a nobu, she cries less than a panda.
00:22He discovered the age of variety shows.
00:25Furthermore...
00:26Good evening!
00:31In M-1, he also showed off his one-shot love story.
00:41A man comes to the country at midnight.
00:46Tonight, the fifth one-shot entertainer, the second half.
00:51It's amazing that all five of us have one shot.
00:53That's right.
00:54Let's move on to the next one-shot entertainer.
00:57Yoshimoto Kogyo, age 19.
00:59His 10th year as an entertainer.
01:00Namaharao!
01:02Namaharao.
01:04He's going to be popular.
01:06Here comes the man!
01:08Here comes the man!
01:10Here he comes!
01:11Namaharao!
01:13Namaharao!
01:15He's a manly man.
01:17Doctor!
01:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:21Here's the prescription.
01:23You don't need this!
01:25He's a man!
01:27Here comes the lion!
01:29He's going to climb the mountain!
01:31The crying baby is crying!
01:33The flower is blooming!
01:37He's a manly man!
01:41He's a man!
01:44That's it!
01:46Well, judges, please forget about us.
01:49Let's see if Namaharao has one shot or not!
01:56Three!
01:57Three!
01:59Namaharao has three shots.
02:03Let's hear from the one-shot entertainer.
02:06First of all, the volume of his voice.
02:08That's good.
02:09It's the volume of a one-shot.
02:11The length is good, too.
02:12The length is one shot.
02:13The tempo is one shot.
02:14It's one shot, right?
02:16I'm sure of it.
02:17I was nodding, but it was only halfway through.
02:19I'm so excited!
02:22I want to press the Golden Buzzer.
02:28Let's hear the song again.
02:30Yes, let's hear it again.
02:31I'm so excited.
02:34Hey, man!
02:35Hey, man!
02:36Namaharao's manly short story,
02:38Namaharao's manly short story,
02:39The Amusement Park.
02:42He's going up!
02:43He's going up!
02:44He's going up!
02:46We don't need this!
02:47We don't need this!
02:48Man!
02:54The
03:12We don't...
03:13We don't care about anything?
03:15Well, well, well...
03:16You're like so so so so so so so so so so...
03:18We don't care about anything!
03:19Listen!
03:20I like Orilaji's Buyuuden,
03:23Cool Poco's Hachimachi,
03:25Usula... Usula's a lot of names!
03:28There's also Shunkan Metal.
03:28There is Shunkan Metal.
03:29And Men's Conte.
03:31Please take it away.
03:33I like they put in three of them.
03:35Show us some back gymnastics once again.
03:37Over there.
03:38The rhythm is good.
03:39Don't know
04:09You know what I mean?
04:09It's the best!
04:10The best, right?
04:11Dondo, dondo, dondo, dondo, dondo, dondo, dondo, dondo, Kaki!!
04:15Dondo, dondo, dondo, dondo, dondo, dondo, dondo, dondo, dondo, Kaki!!
04:18I've lived that whole life.
04:20Gimme a break.
04:21How's that?
04:22KAKI!!
04:23Let's do that.
04:24Do it!
04:25Gimme a break.
04:26Isn't that too hard?
04:27Y... Yeah...
04:30Actually...
04:31Captain, Mr. Watanabe.
04:32Why?
04:33I mean, the package is great and everything,
04:36I feel like I could go out into the world and eat this for 20 years.
04:42I'm sure it's really good.
04:44That's what I mean, not just one bite.
04:47One bite is worse.
04:49Don't leave any.
04:52I don't like that.
04:54I don't want to leave any.
04:55You have to smell like it's going to disappear in a year.
04:58I don't like that smell.
05:00I can see a little bit of your ability.
05:02If I were to come out here, I'd be sweating.
05:06You're not cute.
05:08What do you mean, Yamauchi?
05:10I have a similar opinion as Watanabe.
05:13First of all, it's too famous.
05:16Look at the side by side.
05:21Even if you show such quality in the world,
05:25It was on Fuji TV.
05:27You're a member of Shinya Hachimitsu.
05:30What if I get in there?
05:33It's not a one-shot.
05:36Please answer.
05:38There are two shots and three shots.
05:40There's a lot of insurance.
05:42Above all, there's a big bag called Shinya Hachimitsu behind you.
05:47Can you get out of it?
05:48I can get out of it.
05:50Can you get out of Shinya Hachimitsu?
05:53To sell here?
05:54What if it sells in one shot?
05:56If you become a one-shot actor, you'll definitely go to the gochi.
06:01There's a job that only brings truffles.
06:04I asked Okamura to bring it.
06:07There's a place where you die if you don't make people laugh.
06:11There's a place where you die if you don't make people laugh.
06:15I'll bring you a truffle.
06:18I'll bring you a truffle.
06:21It doesn't matter if it's on the way home.
06:23It's better to put it in.
06:25It's better to mix it up.
06:27What is today's truffle?
06:30Here it is.
06:38It looks interesting.
06:40It's amazing, isn't it?
06:41Please take a picture of the truffle here.
06:43You put it in such a place.
06:47Please take a picture.
06:49It smells good.
06:53I'm going home.
06:55I'm going home.
06:57It's good.
06:59It's good to slide like this.
07:01It's good.
07:03I'm going home.
07:05I'm going home.
07:07Thank you for your hard work.
07:09Thank you for your hard work.
07:11Next is the one-shot actor.
07:14Come on.
07:15He is a five-year-old actor from Yoshimoto.
07:18His name is Higetsu-na-manbo.
07:20Higetsu-na-manbo.
07:22It's a good name.
07:29I see.
07:31This guy is here.
07:35It's Higetsu-na-manbo.
07:41It's Higetsu-na-manbo.
07:45It's good.
07:47It's good now.
07:51What are you doing?
07:53What are you doing?
07:59It's good.
08:01It's good.
08:07Thank you very much.
08:09It's good.
08:11Let's go without listening to anything.
08:13Is Higetsu-na-manbo a one-shot or not?
08:16Let's see the judgment.
08:18It's difficult.
08:20It's difficult.
08:22Nobu seemed to like it.
08:24I was about to tremble.
08:27I wanted something.
08:33Gohama is different.
08:34Yes.
08:35It's more fun to have a big butt.
08:39It's more fun to have a big butt.
08:41It's a little late.
08:42It's a little late.
08:44It's a little late.
08:45It's funny.
08:47What do you think of Suzu-hige?
08:49It's in the story.
08:52Suzu-hige is the best.
08:54Thank you very much.
08:55I don't know why.
08:57I don't need it in the story.
08:59It's good that it's not a plus.
09:01Is there anything other than Higetsu-na-manbo?
09:06There is a big butt.
09:09A big butt.
09:11There is such a thing.
09:13A big butt.
09:15A big butt.
09:16A big butt.
09:18A big butt.
09:19A big butt eel.
09:22A short big butt sent by a big butt eel.
09:27The conductor.
09:33Eel.
09:34Eel, eel, eel.
09:37Is it an eel?
09:38A big butt eel's big butt is as big as a caravan.
09:43What do you think, everyone?
09:44It's wonderful.
09:45You don't even think about the bridge music.
09:51It's not good.
09:52How about this?
09:55It's not good.
09:57It's not good.
09:59Is the eel's caudal area there?
10:02I don't know that.
10:04Why do you think it's okay to say caudal area?
10:08Is the eel's caudal area there?
10:10Just in case.
10:11Does it mean that the eel and the dick are like eels?
10:16There is a big butt rabbit.
10:20There is a big butt rabbit.
10:21I see.
10:22There is a big butt rabbit.
10:23There is such a thing.
10:24What is it?
10:27There is such a thing.
10:28Is it written on the eel?
10:29Yes, it is.
10:30If you ask me to drink, I will drink it.
10:31So it's a dick.
10:33Of course.
10:35Thank you, Higetsu-na-manbo.
10:36Thank you, Higetsu-na-manbo.
10:37Thank you, Higetsu-na-manbo.
10:38Thank you, Higetsu-na-manbo.
10:39Next, let's introduce the next entertainer.
10:42Next, let's introduce the next entertainer.
10:49Here, we will introduce the entertainer's eggs that were not broadcast.
10:56Wait.
10:57I'm Masu.
10:59I'm Kuma-chan.
11:01I'm Neo.
11:02I'm Hata.
11:03I'm Hata-ji.
11:04You can't raise the kyu-chu.
11:06I'm Ara-aru.
11:08I'm Don-bun.
11:10You did too much.
11:12I'm Komatsu.
11:15It would be better if I and foreigners move.
11:21I'm Kakui.
11:23This is great.
11:25I'm Ara-chu.
11:27I'm Komatsu.
11:29I'm Komatsu.
11:31I'm Chao-chu.
11:32Nyao! Nyao!
11:36Shut up!
11:37Sasuke! Sasuke!
11:42Hey!
11:43Rukui!
11:44Masa! Irisuki! Boso!
11:46What?
11:47Taizu, how much fun did you imagine?
11:51If you want, go ahead.
11:53Fumi!
11:54Yuma!
11:57Pasta!
11:58Ah!
11:59Ketchup!
12:00The star is me!
12:02It's you!
12:03Woo!
12:06We look forward to seeing you again.
12:09And this time, we have a very unique trio.
12:14Let's go.
12:15Next, the one-shot entertainer.
12:17Come on!
12:18Shochiku Entertainment's Shonoku.
12:19His third year as an entertainer.
12:21Princess Otasawa.
12:23Princess Otasawa.
12:24Princess Otasawa.
12:26Hot! Hot! Hot!
12:30Excuse me.
12:31Do you know who this cute center mic looks like?
12:42Did you see it?
12:43I found it.
12:45It's me and...
12:46Otaku.
12:47Princess Otasawa.
12:49Nice to meet you.
12:51Nice to meet you.
12:53I'll check your eyesight.
12:57I'll go first.
12:58Me, me, me.
12:59Me, me, me.
13:00Me, me, me.
13:01You two, stop fighting.
13:05Princess.
13:06I'll throw it away.
13:09Let's do it together.
13:11Which one has a hole?
13:13Right, right, right.
13:14Correct.
13:15Which one?
13:16Left, left, left.
13:17Correct.
13:18What's this?
13:19Heart.
13:20Love, love, baby.
13:22Why do you look so pitiful?
13:23Love, love, baby.
13:25I'll throw it away.
13:29Your eyesight is normal.
13:32I'll throw it away.
13:34Thank you very much.
13:39Which one has a hole?
13:46Why?
13:47Why?
13:48I wonder if she found it in Akihabara.
13:53No way.
13:54It might be an obstacle.
13:56What is it?
13:57I don't know what she was doing.
14:01You're just old.
14:03Are you a fan of her?
14:04Are you a fan of her?
14:05Of course.
14:06Isn't she cute?
14:07She's so cute.
14:08She's cute.
14:09She's cute.
14:10It's not a joke that you support ugly idols.
14:13No, no, no.
14:14You support really cute idols.
14:16I'm sorry.
14:17I've been watching King of Contest.
14:19Which part of her is not funny?
14:21That's right.
14:24Why is there a part of her that's not funny?
14:26No, no, no.
14:27It's a funny part.
14:29It's a funny part.
14:30I think it's a little different.
14:32It's not like that.
14:34It's just the impact, the remaining, the part that you want to see.
14:38It's not like there's a part that's not funny.
14:40Are you three close?
14:41Yes, we are.
14:42Are you two in love?
14:44We're not in love.
14:45You two are in love.
14:46No, we're not.
14:47I'm more popular with Hime.
14:50No, I'm more popular.
14:51What's this?
14:52What's this?
14:53You bastard.
14:54You bastard.
14:55I think Hime is the first one.
14:59Hime.
15:00Everyone.
15:01She's not funny.
15:03She's not funny.
15:04She's not funny.
15:05She's not funny.
15:06You don't have to be funny.
15:08Please keep doing Otasawa Hime.
15:11Yes.
15:12I don't have to be funny.
15:16Now, the screening is over.
15:19At the end, the one who was recognized as a one-shot comedian will come to the store to show us again that this is a one-shot.
15:27This is it.
15:28Come on.
15:31Free distribution on T-Bar after this.
15:35Please like and subscribe to your favorite.
15:39The first one-shot comedian audition was held in November last year.
15:44The first year of Sun Music, Shansan, left a strong impact there.
15:51You're already so attractive.
15:54You can't help worrying about that.
15:56At that time, look up at the night sky.
15:58A beautiful night sky is spreading.
16:00Think about how far this night sky will continue.
16:03The universe continues to the other side in 936.
16:06There's nothing on the other side of the night sky.
16:09There's nothing on the other side of the night sky.
16:11I'm scared.
16:18She was recognized as a one-shot comedian.
16:23She's back on stage tonight.
16:28The first year of Sun Music, Shansan.
16:34Sun Music is strong.
16:40Hello, everyone.
16:42This is Shansan.
16:43Applause.
16:46Are you the type to stop the applause?
16:48I'm sorry.
16:50Shansan usually rides a motorcycle.
16:56No, it's a smaller...
17:00Gentsuki.
17:02Yes, Gentsuki.
17:05Stop the red light at Gentsuki.
17:08I thought I was going to leave because I turned blue.
17:10There's a pedestrian crossing the crosswalk.
17:13The pedestrian signal is already red.
17:16Despite that, he's just walking around.
17:20Traffic rules can be protected by protecting themselves.
17:24If you don't protect it, it doesn't matter what happens.
17:30Do you want to do it?
17:33Do you want to hold on to it?
17:40What do you mean?
17:44What do you mean?
17:46Something fell.
17:48What do you mean?
17:50Shansan, if you have something to say, please say it.
17:57Shansan has everything about a one-shot entertainer.
18:01He has everything.
18:02He has music, too.
18:03I don't know why he's doing this.
18:06I don't know why it's fun to sing in the middle.
18:09Is this your first time?
18:10It's my first time.
18:11I think there's a kind of hypnotism in a one-shot entertainer.
18:16If you think it's funny, you can make people think it's funny.
18:21Hypnotism.
18:25I was surprised by the hypnotism.
18:27I thought it was a hypnotism.
18:29I can't believe it.
18:31This is good.
18:33This is good.
18:35It's like watching Sayaka Aoki of O-Ren.
18:38This is good.
18:40This is good.
18:42How was it today?
18:45There were so many people.
18:49I think it's going to sell well.
18:52I was surprised.
18:55He's the only one who has a good face.
18:59I think everyone has a good face, but he's standing proudly.
19:02We were supposed to sell it to the two people behind Hime.
19:08We were supposed to sell it to the two people behind Hime.
19:11It's like a JALJAL without various abilities.
19:15It's no good.
19:17It's no good.
19:19Only humans are left.
19:21That's all for the one-shot entertainer.