ゴッドタン 2025年1月18日 オズワルド伊藤＆きしたかの高野 セット売りチャレンジ
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00:00It's the Ito and Takano Settouri Challenge!
00:09Previously, these two were in a relationship,
00:12but in the Nakanaori Project, they showed a perfect combination!
00:17You're too easy on me!
00:23And so, we'll be promoting Ito and Takano's Settouri!
00:29What happened after that?
00:30After that, they were doing an event in Hokkaido.
00:34The radio producer happened to be there,
00:38so he called me, and the three of us went to a cabaret club.
00:43A cabaret club?
00:44He didn't pay a single yen to go to a cabaret club.
00:48You took me to a cabaret club!
00:50Why would I go to a cabaret club?
00:52You were having so much fun!
00:54That's right. I've never been to a cabaret club,
00:59but when I went, he was like,
01:01this is my first time, so do something for me.
01:04Every time I asked for an apple or something,
01:08he was like, this is my first time, so it can't be helped.
01:11You treated me like a virgin at a cabaret club!
01:15You! You!
01:16Even outside of comedy shows and TV work,
01:19you're a toad!
01:21You don't talk to girls at all,
01:23so you have to ask a girl to talk to you.
01:28Who's the most popular toad?
01:29Me.
01:30Of course it's me!
01:32Of course it's me!
01:35Why would a toad be popular without paying a single yen?
01:38How many times do I have to tell you?
01:40There's no way I'm popular.
01:41Is there anything you want Takano Itoi to fix?
01:43I want him to be able to laugh.
01:46Like, I'm the main character.
01:48Like I said earlier,
01:50I was with the radio director,
01:52and I asked the director,
01:54and he said,
01:56when I got to the radio booth,
01:58it wasn't too bad.
02:00What did he say?
02:02He said,
02:04it's the second round of M-1, right?
02:06No one cares about you!
02:09Why are you so excited about the second round?
02:13It's because we're family.
02:16I don't know if the staff who work with us care about us.
02:19It's the second round!
02:21Takano,
02:23you feel too much responsibility.
02:26He catches a cold right away.
02:30He catches a cold right away.
02:32No way!
02:33The other day,
02:34when we were performing at Maseki,
02:36there was a corner for Takano,
02:38but he did his own thing,
02:40didn't go out of the corner,
02:41put on a mask,
02:42and went home looking sick.
02:43Is it easy to catch a cold?
02:44It's easy to catch a cold.
02:46I caught a cold all of a sudden.
02:47That's unexpected.
02:48You look strong.
02:49I caught a cold all of a sudden.
02:50It's a professional's job to take care of your health.
02:53It's a professional's job.
02:54That's why it's easy to catch a cold.
02:55You do it, don't you?
02:56Yes, I do.
02:57I wash my hands and gargle.
02:58I do it, too.
02:59You don't.
03:00You wash your hands and gargle.
03:01Don't take your coat off.
03:03It's because you catch a cold.
03:05I don't say,
03:06I wash my hands and gargle.
03:07I do it.
03:08You do it.
03:09It's because you do it well.
03:10It's because you do it well.
03:11It's like
03:12Shuffle Manzai.
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06:35That was easy.
06:36That was easy.
06:37Now, Matsumura-san, please open your eyes.
06:40Let's go.
06:41Music, start!
06:59Now, Matsumura-san.
07:01Un.
07:02Ah, that's too bad.
07:03It's not the same.
07:04It's not the same.
07:05It's not the same.
07:06It's a little different.
07:07Change your attitude a little.
07:08Music, start!
07:09Can't you make it a little easier to understand?
07:10I can't understand this.
07:11It's difficult.
07:12Eh?
07:13Eh?
07:14Eh?
07:15Eh?
07:16Eh?
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07:33It's uneven.
07:34How can it be difficult to correct?
07:37It's uneven.
07:38I got it.
07:39Sakata-san.
07:40I get it, Hirameita.
07:42Eh?
07:46Let's do it again, Music, start!
07:49It's the same word.
07:52Please make it easier to understand.
07:59Eh?
08:00[?
08:02Sarah Bowser.
08:04-.
08:04-.
08:05Eh.
08:05The legs, the hands, they're not working.
08:08Ah, ah.
08:10What is this?
08:11More.
08:12Ah, it does hurt.
08:13Yes, yes, yes.
08:14That hurts.
08:14You should adjust yourself.
08:16The hands, the hands, you need to adjust them properly.
08:20Wait, wait.
08:22The legs are open.
08:23The legs are open, drag them closer.
08:26Oh, that's good.
08:28Oh, good, good, good.
08:30What was the answer?
08:31The letter R in the alphabet.
08:33Why didn't you get it right?
08:35You should have known by now.
08:37You should have known.
08:39Unfortunately, the answer was T in Katakana.
08:42It was so easy.
08:43The one before that was really good.
08:45The one before that was definitely right.
08:47Now, please close your eyes for the next word.
08:50The next word is this one.
08:52Yes, yes.
08:54Now, let's go.
08:56Start the music.
08:58It's like a cool guy.
09:00Yes, yes.
09:01Ito is...
09:07How about stretching your legs?
09:10Stretch your legs.
09:11Ito, stretch your legs.
09:13Ito, stretch your legs.
09:14I got it.
09:15Ito, stretch your legs.
09:16Stretch your legs.
09:17The one with the sharp note.
09:19Incorrect.
09:20The one with the sharp note.
09:22It's really sharp.
09:24Why are you giving me hope now?
09:26What are you good at, Matsumaru?
09:28What are you good at?
09:29I like English alphabets.
09:32English alphabets.
09:33Alphabet.
09:36I got it.
09:38Please open your eyes.
09:39Start the music.
09:51It's like a cool guy.
09:54It's the opposite.
09:55It's the opposite.
09:56It's the opposite.
09:57It's the opposite.
09:58It's the opposite.
09:59It's the opposite.
10:00One more time.
10:01Don't make it smell.
10:03Don't make it smell.
10:05Are you okay, Ito?
10:08It doesn't smell.
10:09Ito, it was delicious.
10:11You're not a guy who eats fruits.
10:14I'm not a guy who eats fruits.
10:15I'm not a guy who eats fruits.
10:18Start the music.
10:19Please.
10:20Please.
10:23Yes, yes.
10:24Yes, yes.
10:25Yes, yes.
10:26Yes, yes.
10:27Yes, yes.
10:28I got it.
10:29He's gonna show his face.
10:31I got it.
10:32I got it.
10:33I got it.
10:34You're not a guy who eats fruits.
10:37You're not a guy who eats fruits.
10:39Don't be angry about it.
10:40I got it.
10:41I got it.
10:42Can I?
10:43R.
10:44No.
10:45No.
10:46You can't get out of R.
10:48You can't get out of R.
10:49You can't get out of R.
10:50Do you want to feel it?
10:52Kanji.
10:53Kanji.
10:54Yes.
10:55I'm sure T.I.M. is doing it too.
10:56Yes, he is.
10:57I have a relationship with him, so I want to answer.
10:59You have a relationship with him?
11:00Yes, I do.
11:01You have a relationship with him.
11:02Yes.
11:03This is easy.
11:04Music, start!
11:11Oh!
11:12I got it!
11:13Sushi!
11:14Correct!
11:18Yay!
11:19I'm so happy!
11:21If it was up to now, we would have been reluctant to go down.
11:25But now, we don't have any pride.
11:27We want to complete it.
11:29We want to do it too, so let's talk about it.
11:34Sounds good.
11:35We want to do it too.
11:45Okay, let's get started.
11:46Okay, everyone, please answer.
11:48Music, start!
11:51I can see it.
11:52I can see it.
11:53Umbrella!
11:56Wrong.
11:57It's not an umbrella.
11:58It's not an umbrella.
11:59It's an umbrella.
12:00Answer that.
12:01It's a forest.
12:03Hole.
12:07Gold!
12:08Nah, it's not.
12:09It's so close.
12:10Gold!
12:11Gold!
12:12Sky!
12:13Sky!
12:14Sky?
12:15Sky?
12:16Sky?
12:17Sky?
12:18Oh, the sky.
12:19Sky.
12:20Aah!
12:21Wrong!
12:22Aah!
12:23Aah!
12:24Aah!
12:25Aah!
12:26Wrong!
12:27Wrong!
12:28Wrong!
12:29No!
12:30No!
12:31Aah!
12:32No, no, no.
12:33Give, give, give.
12:34What's this?
12:35The answer is...
12:36Give.
12:37Not it.
12:38It's not.
12:39Give.
12:40No!
12:41Give.
12:42No!
12:43It's not.
12:44Give.
12:45No!
12:46It's not.
12:47It's not.
12:48It's not.
12:49The correct answer is...
12:51Meat!
12:53Ah!
12:55You're so close!
12:57No, I'm not!
12:59But it was really fun!
13:01No, thank you for making fun of me!
13:07Next up is the Hell Quiz Show MC Challenge!
13:12Yay!
13:17Next up is the Rangers vs. Kunizaki and Linda Color Infinity's Lina Pippi
13:23and the Hell Quiz Show MC Challenge!
13:30The two of them will show us a combination of their skills!
13:35Ito Takano's 999 Quiz!
13:47This is a quiz show hosted by Ito Takano!
13:51Let's introduce our guests!
13:53First up is Kunizaki-san!
13:56No, no, no...
13:58Today...
14:00Today...
14:03Kunizaki-san is still here!
14:10Kunizaki-san is still here!
14:15Let's introduce them in order!
14:18No, no, no...
14:22You have to introduce them one by one!
14:26We'll do that later during the quiz show!
14:29Kunizaki-san, your turn is coming!
14:31Your turn is coming!
14:32Oh no!
14:35This is crazy!
14:37You bastard!
14:40Give me points!
14:42Give me points!
14:45Give me points!
14:47That's not how you get points!
14:49That's not how you get points!
14:51Why are you trying to answer?
14:52It's not the time for that!
14:53Water!
14:54Water?
14:56We haven't even started the quiz yet!
14:59You bastard!
15:03This is a quiz show!
15:05What the hell are you doing?
15:07I'm a giant!
15:10I'm a giant!
15:11You're not a giant!
15:13We haven't even started the quiz yet!
15:15Let's move on!
15:17Next up is Hatanaka-san!
15:20How do you feel?
15:24At least don't use the microphone!
15:26Perfect!
15:28Who do you think you're talking to?
15:29I'm sure you can do it!
15:31If it wasn't for your name, everyone would have gotten it!
15:33It's not because it's funny!
15:36Next up is Kishi!
15:42What do you want?
15:44Stop it!
15:45What do you want, Kishi?
15:47Give me points!
15:49Don't you feel the water?
15:51Why don't you feel the water?
15:52Why don't you feel the water?
15:54Don't look!
15:57Don't look!
16:00Next up is Rina!
16:02Don't drink that water!
16:04It's dirty!
16:14A bat!
16:15What do you want?
16:17I'm scared!
16:19It's not my problem!
16:21Next up is Rina!
16:23Do your best, octopus rice!
16:26Octopus rice!
16:28Go, go, go!
16:30Octopus rice!
16:32I'm cheering for octopus rice!
16:34Go!
16:36Octopus rice is fighting something!
16:38Do your best, octopus rice!
16:40If you don't have a name, don't talk!
16:44Next up is Gekidan Hitori-san!
16:48I'll do my best to get the cocaine!
16:50There's no way you'll get a name!
16:52There's no way you'll get a name!
16:54It's moving by itself!
16:56It's walking!
17:02It's moving!
17:06Where do you think you're going?
17:08It's moving!
17:10It's moving!
17:12It's moving!
17:14It's moving!
17:16It's not a Japanese thing.
17:18Ito said something and Takano said something at the end.
17:22You're good at calming down.
17:24I think that's a better combination.
17:26Let's move on to the quiz.
17:28It's finally time.
17:30In 2017, Takano and Takano were in a relationship but they couldn't get back together.
17:38What did Takano try to get back together with?
17:42What did he try to get back together with?
17:44A light blue reindeer.
17:46A light blue reindeer.
17:48He tried to get back together with a light blue reindeer.
17:50He couldn't get back together with Takano.
17:52That's the difference between sad men.
17:54That's good.
17:56That's good.
17:58Chinpo?
18:00Chinpo?
18:02That's a different answer.
18:04Anaru?
18:06That's a different answer.
18:08That's good.
18:10That's good.
18:12Who can answer this?
18:14Who can answer this?
18:16Rina?
18:18Shabondama.
18:20If you say the name Shabondama, he will fly away.
18:22He will fly away.
18:24He will fly away.
18:26That's good.
18:28Hitori?
18:30French toast.
18:32Does he feel fluffy when he says French toast?
18:34Does he feel fluffy when he says French toast?
18:36Divide it in half and put butter on it.
18:38Divide it in half and put butter on it.
18:40What did you write?
18:42Omurice?
18:44Omurice.
18:46Omurice.
18:48Omurice.
18:50Omurice.
18:52Omurice.
18:54Omurice.
18:56Omurice.
18:58That's good.
19:00That's good.
19:02Rina?
19:04Solo.
19:06Solo.
19:08I am Masanari
19:12Wonderful
19:16End
19:18Please make it delicious
19:20Please
19:22Do you want to do one more question?
19:24Just one more
19:26Yes
19:28What is the project that Oswald presented at Ametalk?
19:36NINA PIPPY
19:38Koishi no Chekikai
19:40Koishi no Chekikai
19:42Let's collect
19:44Photos
19:46Look
19:48Laugh
19:56NINA PIPPY doesn't matter
19:58NINA PIPPY doesn't matter
20:00Next time
20:02Let the fans laugh at Daifun and the girls
20:06Nishikigoi and Hatsansen's Doburoku challenge
20:10Please listen to what you can see in your ears
20:16Chaos musical will be on
20:32All the love
20:34There's no other way
20:36Cause everybody in this world knows
20:41God Town's latest DVD
20:43Majiuta Championship 2022-2023
20:46On sale
20:48Furthermore
20:50God Town Geri Majiuta Championship Original
20:52On TVer
21:00The cat is round and fluffy, isn't it good?
21:04And when you untie it, it's cute, isn't it?
21:08Put a blanket on the two
21:10Good night