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00:00The next day
00:01Now, it's the end of the year.
00:04This is the Koujo Committee's
00:05Amashiro Ryukougo Taisho.
00:07In two weeks,
00:08we'll have three sections.
00:09Three sections.
00:10Six sections.
00:11For each section,
00:13we'll give you a watch.
00:14A watch?
00:15We'll give you a watch as a present.
00:17Why a watch?
00:18Well,
00:19the manufacturer here
00:20gave it to me for free.
00:23There's no reason for it.
00:24Why would you give a watch to the Koujo Committee?
00:26You're ignoring the time.
00:29There's no effect on the watch.
00:31But everyone's looking at it.
00:32The entertainers want it.
00:34Now,
00:34first,
00:35the New Face section.
00:37Let's take a look.
00:38Here you go.
00:39It has Tokugawa Ieyasu's name on it.
00:42Um...
00:42What was it?
00:43There's a tournament ticket for the house.
00:46It's expensive.
00:47It's a tournament ticket.
00:49This year,
00:50from the end of Tokugawa,
00:52to M-1,
00:56various entertainers
00:58have come to the ring.
01:00I'm going to kill you.
01:04The audience is full of
01:06laughing men
01:08who are completely out of their minds.
01:10Who's going to save me?
01:15What's going on?
01:17This is also this year.
01:19This is the first time this year.
01:21Ken-chan is back.
01:22This is the time.
01:23Take a break.
01:24Take a break.
01:25This is the 10th year since the start of the show.
01:27The last two episodes
01:29will be broadcast
01:30in various genres
01:34for the New Face section.
01:38First,
01:39the New Face section,
01:42which has little experience as a comedy monster.
01:43Who was there?
01:45Last year,
01:45when Ken Matsumoto was there,
01:47I didn't know who I would meet.
01:52This year,
01:53the New Face section,
01:55which has a lot of courage,
01:57will be broadcast.
01:58What is this?
02:00What is this?
02:03Teiji.
02:06Sanrio.
02:08I don't know.
02:09What are you doing?
02:11What kind of laugh is that?
02:13In the meantime,
02:15three people who left a memorable word
02:17were nominated.
02:19First,
02:21Kakugari-kei Akachan.
02:23Attack Nishimura.
02:25I want everyone to get excited today.
02:27I want to play with that person.
02:29I want to play with that person.
02:31I want to play with that person.
02:34When I was in the movie,
02:35no one laughed at the entertainer on my sleeve.
02:37You don't have to say that.
02:39Don't be happy.
02:41Then,
02:42after a while,
02:43the flow of the stagnant stream.
02:46First of all,
02:47Takiue is
02:48hated by everyone.
02:50That's right.
02:55Takiue.
02:56What?
02:58Let's have a baby showdown.
03:01I've never seen this before.
03:03Takiue is hated.
03:04As an update strategy,
03:06a demonic game starts.
03:08If you win, you win, right?
03:10I have a baby, too.
03:12You know who you are, right?
03:14The one who gets up first wins.
03:16The one who was born first wins.
03:18The one who got up first wins.
03:20And then,
03:22from age to touch,
03:24it's a chaotic situation.
03:27It's on air this time.
03:41As a result,
03:42Takiue, who had no teeth at all,
03:45was born with eyes.
04:07Next is
04:08a 77-year-old fresh entertainer,
04:10Grandma.
04:11Is she a new face?
04:13I'm a 6th-year young entertainer.
04:16She's the youngest.
04:19You don't have to use honorifics here.
04:21That's right.
04:23Well, sit down.
04:25Takiue is cute.
04:27Takiue is cute.
04:29On this day,
04:31Takiue is a new face.
04:34So I always tell my manager,
04:36it's too late to shoot,
04:38so call me.
04:40What are you talking about?
04:42It's hard.
04:43You know how to handle it.
04:45Takiue is a factory manager
04:47who focuses on sales.
04:49I was surprised.
04:51It's not good to look at.
04:53It's not good to look at.
04:55It's not good to look at.
04:57Grandma, if I do this now,
04:59the door will open.
05:01It's impossible.
05:03However,
05:04due to this love Spartan lesson,
05:06You can't use it anymore?
05:08Yes, I can't use it.
05:09Why can't you use your smartphone again?
05:11I'm getting old, so I don't have oil.
05:13You don't have oil?
05:20I'm getting old, so I don't have oil.
05:22You don't have oil?
05:31It's not a comedy.
05:33It's a martial art.
05:36Next,
05:38The famous words are exploding
05:40on 27-hour TV.
05:42There's a Japanese-style comedy called
05:44Washiya-nai.
05:46I suddenly put it in the middle of the talk.
05:48Of course.
05:50I have to concentrate.
05:52I can't do it.
05:54I said it before.
05:56I'm sorry.
05:58You're a good actor.
06:00This year,
06:03Fresh new members
06:05and live comedy.
06:11In the midst of that,
06:13It's men joined in.
06:15It was a great excitement.
06:22Here,
06:23Famous entertainer
06:25New face, Reizo Koman
06:27appeared.
06:32Then,
06:40Yoshimura, who played the role of a character,
06:42and Tainan, who played the role of a white box,
06:44appeared.
06:54It's a beautiful drop kick.
06:57Then,
06:59Voltage appeared in the middle of the talk.
07:03Then,
07:05the shocking fact was revealed.
07:07I'll tell you later.
07:08He's 63 years old.
07:10I'm sorry.
07:12He's close to 63 years old.
07:16Mr. Sam,
07:17The TV is tight.
07:19It's tight.
07:21It's different.
07:23The TV is tight.
07:26It's different.
07:28The TV is tight.
07:30It was New face.
07:32I'm sweating.
07:34It's a great comedy.
07:36It's not a comedy.
07:38It's close to martial arts.
07:40Martial arts.
07:42This is the first time they laughed.
07:44It's a baby showdown.
07:46Are you ready?
07:47Yes, of course.
07:49Nishimoto.
07:50It's decided.
07:52It's decided.
07:54In each department.
08:00It's rough.
08:02The voice is rough.
08:04It's rough.
08:05What?
08:06Tachaino.
08:08He said Tachaino.
08:12Can you turn up the volume?
08:16Omoshiro Ryukougo Taisho 2020.
08:18There's no volume.
08:20He said a word.
08:22If they're good,
08:24I want to press.
08:26How?
08:28What do you think?
08:30The word is off-the-wall.
08:32Which one do you like?
08:34Which one do you like?
08:36You're annoying.
08:38You're annoying.
08:40You're the strongest.
08:42You don't need that.
08:44The spice game that accentuates the taste of talk.
08:48Such a craftsman.
08:50Three people nominated for a year.
08:52Three people nominated for a year.
08:54First of all,
08:56Kikoshi Ohugaya.
08:58Mugakuri.
09:00Can I call you?
09:02Can I call you?
09:06Senior than Jinnai.
09:0833 years of experience.
09:10Futocho Cowboy.
09:12Futocho Cowboy.
09:14Futocho Cowboy.
09:16Everyone is funny.
09:18Everyone is funny.
09:24The volume of the glass.
09:26Sense zero.
09:28Sense zero.
09:30Straight.
09:32Sugushinu.
09:34Ohugaya is straight.
09:36The volume of the glass.
09:38Sense zero.
09:40Sense zero.
09:42Sugushinu.
09:44New.
09:46Kageyama.
09:48Ohugaya Prince also visited the factory.
09:50Ohugaya Prince also visited the factory.
09:52We are the same as the original.
09:54I see.
09:56So we can meet.
09:58I'm meeting another one.
10:02It's a reproduction of the original.
10:04It's a reproduction of the original.
10:06Among the conversation between Kageyama and the factory manager.
10:08In an unobstructed outing talk, he stares.
10:12I've been eaten three times a day.
10:15That's you!
10:18Do you remember?
10:20I can see myself in a mirror so many times.
10:23You're great.
10:26Am I?
10:27You're great.
10:28Do you remember?
10:29I can see myself in a mirror so many times.
10:31You're great.
10:32You're great.
10:35This is funny.
10:37Next, we have Westland Iguchi.
10:42He has money, so he's calm today.
10:45That's right.
10:46He's calm.
10:48In a meeting to improve the M-1 champion,
10:52He's totally different from Murray.
10:53That's right.
10:54He's not hungry, but he's anxious.
10:56Look at him.
10:57His face is crying.
10:58What?
10:59His face is crying.
11:01That's not true.
11:02That's not true.
11:03The weakness of his face has been exposed.
11:06The red devil.
11:08I don't want to see this.
11:09I'm sorry.
11:11And then...
11:13He's boring because he's poor.
11:15That's not true.
11:16That's not true.
11:18That's not true.
11:19I'm sorry.
11:20I'm sorry.
11:21He's boring because he's poor.
11:23That's not true.
11:24That's not true.
11:25That's not true.
11:27And then...
11:28He's a good guy who's in the middle of a four-game losing streak.
11:31This year, he's going to win the M-1 championship again.
11:33I don't care anymore.
11:34If you look at it,
11:35You can see how San-chan is looking at the TV.
11:40A story about the impersonation army and the gangsters.
11:45That's not true.
11:46That's not true.
11:47That's not true.
11:48Have you ever been a bully?
11:50I'm not a bully.
11:52He's totally different.
11:54He comes to me like Tamori.
11:56He's like a pickup truck.
11:58That's right.
11:59He's like a hooligan.
12:00He's like,
12:01I don't like it.
12:03Here comes the unique spice.
12:07It's embarrassing.
12:09I'm like this.
12:11I've never seen that.
12:13I'm like this.
12:14I'm like this.
12:19It's like a drumbeat.
12:21I'm like this.
12:22I'm like this.
12:23Come on, it's your birthday.
12:29The gentle sight of his daughter
12:34even gives him eye cancer.
12:36I personally sold a live performance
12:38called the Nadal Military Band Audition.
12:39What happened?
12:43I didn't even make the top 30.
12:46Even though I had 300 people tuning in.
12:49What happened?
12:50What happened?
12:53You didn't attack him!
12:55You didn't attack him!
12:57There weren't even 30 people.
12:59Even though there were 300 caps.
13:01What happened?
13:03What happened?
13:05You didn't attack him!
13:07That's all.
13:09That's all.
13:11That's all.
13:13That's all.
13:15That's all.
13:17That's all.
13:19That's all.
13:21That's all.
13:23That's all.
13:25That's all.
13:27That's all.
13:29That's all.
13:31That's all.
13:33That's all.
13:35That's all.
13:37That's all.
13:39That's all.
13:41That's all.
13:43That's all.
13:45That's all.
13:47That's all.
13:49MC, Yagokoro Cداんぶら
13:55Text on the screen
14:03Yagokoro CDAとの会話
14:10I started thinking of NSC.
14:12I thought of it at this point.
14:15Oh my god.
14:17I'm completely
14:23Good at
14:29Japanese.
14:34Yeah.
14:41Hi,
14:42everyone.
14:43A.K.A. Rinkai Zuhairo.
14:47And so...
14:48The chaotic scene was consumed by the atmosphere of the recording.
14:54First, it's been a year and three months since his last comeback.
14:57TKO Kinoshita, whose true intentions have been exposed.
15:06When the duo is in trouble,
15:08TKO's comeback strategy is...
15:12For example, this is a plastic bottle.
15:14Throw it and...
15:15Can you do it?
15:20While being welcomed by his teammates with a warm welcome...
15:26Mr. Kinoshita hasn't really reflected on himself.
15:29But I get it.
15:30Why are you saying that?
15:31We just got together at about 9 o'clock.
15:33And when I was working,
15:35I was late.
15:37That's not good.
15:38I can't believe it.
15:39A serious complaint from his immediate juniors...
15:42Why didn't you apologize?
15:43I apologized!
15:44Hey, don't lie to me!
15:46That's enough.
15:47That's enough.
15:48That's enough.
15:49Let's do it again.
15:50Let's do it again.
15:51That's enough.
15:52That's enough.
15:53He was defeated by the heated Kinoshita trial.
15:56His true intentions have been exposed.
15:59You're late, senpai!
16:04Do you have a straw?
16:05Let's do it.
16:06Let's do it.
16:07That's enough.
16:09I'm sorry.
16:10Are you out of your mind?
16:12You're a liar!
16:15You're a liar!
16:17Don't call me that!
16:19What did you just say?
16:21You just said,
16:22don't say that about me.
16:24You just said that!
16:25Don't say it.
16:26Don't do it!
16:28I didn't say that.
16:29Don't call me that.
16:31Don't say that about me.
16:32I did say that.
16:33Don't say that about me.
16:34You did.
16:35Stop it! Stop it!
16:37Stop!
16:43Next up is the brilliant member of the board, Uwajimari.
16:47Uwajimari is a great actor.
16:49Yes, he's a good actor!
16:51Not entertainment.
16:53That's the worst.
16:55He's here to teach the survival skills of the entertainment industry.
17:00In order to survive in this world, you need to have a good sense of smell.
17:04A good sense of smell.
17:06In a difficult situation, he suggested a game to improve your sense of smell.
17:11I see.
17:12You can guess which one is a fake by just smelling it.
17:16A fake spray?
17:17It smells different.
17:19It smells different.
17:21However, it was an unexpected development.
17:24Hi-Word raised its voice.
17:27Go ahead.
17:31Stop.
17:32Stop it! Stop it!
17:34Stop it! Stop it!
17:38Godzilla.
17:42That was funny.
17:47Godzilla.
17:52The last one is the most talked about member of the board this year.
17:57Is it me?
18:00You have to be good at it.
18:02It's my first time to see it.
18:04The media competition of stars has been popular for 7 years.
18:09It was a big hit.
18:11You guys are so small.
18:13You guys are as big as a TV.
18:15As big as a TV?
18:16That's a good meaning.
18:20Jinnai appears almost every week.
18:23But he's like an oricon monkey.
18:27Is that so?
18:29But he has his own balance.
18:32That's the only thing he can do.
18:36When he opens his mouth, he's in a state of eating poison.
18:40Even though he's completely ashes, a police incident occurs.
18:45He's a little angry.
18:47The stage is open.
18:48People on TV often do that.
18:51They say, I haven't forgotten the stage.
18:55That's not true.
18:57I'm really sorry.
18:59I haven't forgotten the stage.
19:02I was just licked by the people behind me.
19:05I'm going to die on the last board.
19:07I don't want to die.
19:09Were you being persistent?
19:13He's saying a lot.
19:15Everyone is watching.
19:17Did you think so?
19:19Did you think so?
19:21Did you think so?
19:27That's not true.
19:30He's a mess.
19:33He's like an oricon monkey.
19:36That's amazing.
19:39He said that.
19:44That's all for this week.
19:49That's great.
19:51He said that in various places.
19:53It's been a few months since the news.
19:55It's not just the factory committee.
19:57It's been talked about in various programs.
19:59Godzilla, what are you doing?
20:02Please give it to him.
20:06He said that as a main story.
20:09I received it here.
20:11It wasn't good when it was a main story.
20:14I thought it was a story.
20:16I think this is it.
20:18Jin-na!
20:22Thank you very much.
20:25It's been a long time.
20:27I haven't seen you for a long time.
20:31Come in.
20:35I'm Rintaro.
20:43Are you coming?
20:46I'm Nagano.
20:48Stop it.
20:50Stop it.
20:54It's been a long time.
20:56It's been a long time.
20:58Stop it.
21:00It's a line I can't cut.
21:04I was wondering what to do.
21:08You were scared.
21:10I was scared.
21:12I'm still scared.
21:15You said you were scared.
21:19I was scared.
21:21I shouldn't have said that.
21:23I'm sorry.
21:25I told you to stop it.
21:29It's real.
21:31Mr. Sanma came back.
21:35Jin-na came to me.
21:37I said I was sorry.
21:39I was scared of Yoshimoto.
21:42It was like an agency controlled by Yoshimoto.
21:48Actually, I was worried about the chief of staff.
21:56Thank you very much.
21:58Sorry.
22:00I called him.
22:02The end roll came out.
22:04It was Sanma's fault.
22:06He kept saying it.
22:12I don't want to go there anymore.
22:14I don't know what to do.
22:16I don't want to go there anymore.
22:18I don't know what to do anymore.
22:20I don't know how to be funny.
22:22Me neither.
22:24Last summer,
22:26I was really happy
22:28to be able to sing solo.
22:30I had been successful for all my life.
22:32It was awesome.
22:34I was like, I will be successful no matter where I go.
22:36I was like, I will be successful no matter where I go.
22:38I know it's not good.
22:40I was physically stopped for the first time in my life.
22:43I was so happy at that time.
22:46In the middle of nowhere?
22:47In the middle of nowhere.
22:48At that time, it became a hot topic.
22:51Thankfully.
22:52And I was invited to Jinnai-san's YouTube channel.
22:55The profit went to Jinnai-san only.
22:59If it was a collaboration,
23:01I was like,
23:02I'm sorry!
23:07Thank you for your hard work.
23:09Thank you for your hard work.
23:13What about us?