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00:00Who will be the winner?
00:01Thank you very much.
00:05Thank you very much.
00:074, 3, 2, 1.
00:11I got it.
00:13I got it.
00:14I got it.
00:15I got it.
00:17I got it.
00:18The Queen of Temptation.
00:21I got it.
00:22I saw it.
00:25I got it.
00:26I got it.
00:29I got it.
00:30I got it.
00:32You should have done something with it.
00:34It's simple.
00:36He wants to win the Queen of Temptation.
00:38What did you say?
00:40He doesn't want to win anything.
00:42The Queen of Temptation.
00:46I got it.
00:48I got it.
00:50Don't drop it.
00:52I didn't want to see it.
00:54I am not going to drop it.
00:56Punchy!
00:58Good luck!
01:00Good luck!
01:02I'm sorry, I had a good time the other day, but I can only support you alone.
01:06It's okay.
01:08I ran into Mr. Sanma in the hallway of Fuji TV about two days ago.
01:12I said I'm really sorry that I could only use your words for about a minute.
01:18In the end, Mr. Sanma said,
01:20Mr. Sanma, I'll tell the staff.
01:25He said it in the way Mr. Sanma said.
01:27I really couldn't sleep that night.
01:31Thank you very much.
01:33Please go to bed.
01:38You're going to give birth to a new baby, right?
01:41Of course.
01:45It's been a long time since I saw you.
01:47Why are you so excited?
01:49It's been a long time, right?
01:52I think it's good to see you once every half a year.
01:55It's been a long time, right?
01:57That's rude.
01:59I said, Mr. Iguchi, are you coming out every week?
02:01That's not good.
02:03I thought it was weird to come out every week.
02:06You're not motivated, are you?
02:09I'm angry!
02:11I'm angry!
02:14I said, you're not motivated, are you?
02:16You're not motivated, are you?
02:18I'm not motivated!
02:20Don't get angry!
02:22Don't get angry!
02:24Don't get angry!
02:26Don't get angry!
02:28I'm angry!
02:32Did you eat it?
02:34It was delicious.
02:36It was Hannibal.
02:38It was Hannibal.
02:40I've never been so happy to see you.
02:43I've never been so happy to see you.
02:45I knew it was Hannibal.
02:47I knew it was Hannibal.
02:49Double G League is full of people.
02:52It's a lively crowd.
02:54There's a second round.
02:58It's been a long time since I saw you.
03:00I've been out of the first round for two years in a row.
03:02I've been out of the first round for two years in a row.
03:04Why?
03:06The power of love is a tool for the plan to get rid of the love.
03:11The power of love is a tool for the plan to get rid of the love.
03:13And...
03:15I love you.
03:18Confession of love.
03:20Confession of love.
03:22Confession of love.
03:24Welcome back.
03:26In the 449th episode,
03:28In the 449th episode,
03:31If it's for a second chance,
03:33If it's for a second chance,
03:36This is Brazil.
03:43Is the business profitable?
03:45I've been to a lot of places.
03:47I'm studying business.
03:49I'm studying business.
03:51I'm studying business.
03:55I have a certificate on money.
03:57I took the first class of that.
03:59I wanted to teach comedians about money.
04:03I wanted to say this to everyone.
04:05I really want you to remember this today.
04:07Fuji TV and everyone else,
04:09you're all Salimans, right?
04:11Salimans are in jail.
04:13So when there's an accident,
04:15everything is guaranteed.
04:17We, individual comedians, are not guaranteed.
04:19So if you're in a special prison,
04:21you're in jail.
04:23We're guaranteed.
04:25I've been in jail for two years,
04:27and I used to use it.
04:29There was a live broadcast on a TV show
04:31where I ate a gengoro.
04:33What?
04:35A gengoro?
04:37A person who studies so much?
04:39I was in jail.
04:41It was this big.
04:43I couldn't eat it because of the beetle's eyes.
04:45I thought I couldn't chew it,
04:47so I put it in my mouth and poured water into it.
04:49Then the gengoro's elbow
04:51got stuck in my throat.
04:53I couldn't breathe.
04:55So I went to the emergency room.
04:57Really?
04:59No one knows about this.
05:01I asked what happened.
05:03He said he drank gengoro.
05:05The doctor said,
05:07why?
05:09Why?
05:11He said it was because of work.
05:13He's old.
05:15He said he was old,
05:17and he got hurt,
05:19but he didn't have to pay for it.
05:21It was an accident while I was working.
05:23Mr. Sanma is also
05:25a little drunk right now.
05:27Did I pay for this?
05:29It's an accident.
05:31It's an accident to talk too much.
05:33It's not an accident.
05:35It's a habit.
05:37It's your habit.
05:39It's Mr. Sanma's habit.
05:41It's a habit.
05:43I want everyone to join this.
05:47Today's guest?
05:49Today's guest is
05:51Here he is.
05:55He's so cool.
05:57He's so cool.
05:59I saw him a lot at that time.
06:01What do you mean?
06:03I saw him a lot on my smartphone.
06:05That's not good.
06:07You can't give anything back.
06:09He's grown up since then.
06:11He's grown up.
06:13Did you have any trouble with him?
06:15Yes.
06:17I learned how to manage my anger.
06:19I have to be angry soon.
06:21On the bullet train,
06:23I was talking with my uncle behind.
06:27I was talking on my cell phone.
06:29To push it,
06:31the sound of the button was very loud.
06:33I was talking with my uncle behind.
06:35It was very noisy.
06:37So I said to my chauffeur
06:39that the sound was noisy.
06:41I said to him that the sound was noisy.
06:43So please be careful.
06:45If you say it yourself, you may get in trouble.
06:47I thought it was wrong, so I tried to return it, but I went to the president and asked him to be careful, so I went back.
06:57Then the president came. The president passed by once. I went to the back of the car and came back.
07:02At that time, I didn't let it ring anymore. Then he came to me and said,
07:06I'm sorry, I didn't ring the back shoulder, so I couldn't be careful.
07:11If you don't mind, can you move the car?
07:16Don't say that.
07:18Why are you saying that?
07:20You're making it up.
07:22You can tell.
07:24Why are you saying that?
07:27That face, that face, that face, that face.
07:29Why do you say that?
07:31This is no good.
07:32This is no good.
07:33He's a thief.
07:34Apologize later, apologize later,
07:36I'll apologize at the end.
07:38Sit down!
07:39Sit down.
07:40Sit down.
07:41I'm going to give you a claim.
07:42First, we have a claim from The Punch to Total Tempest.
07:46Here it is.
07:47Throw away the feeling that you've grown a bit.
07:50What is this?
07:51We're in the same generation.
07:53That's right.
07:54The Punch and I are in the same generation.
07:56We've been together for 27 years.
07:58We're in the same generation.
07:59Total Tempest is the star of our generation.
08:03It's a star.
08:04M-1 was fast.
08:05M-1 was fast.
08:062004.
08:07I've made a comeback.
08:09I was in a long run.
08:12I've made a comeback.
08:13Who is he?
08:14Who is he?
08:15He is from Dada Seiken.
08:16Yes, he is from Dada Seiken.
08:17It's a big name.
08:18There was an event called Second.
08:19Total Tempest was very popular in the preliminary rounds.
08:21Are you in it?
08:22I'm in it.
08:23Are you in it?
08:24I'm in it.
08:25You're in it?
08:26I'm in it.
08:27What?
08:28He's been out of the tournament twice in a row.
08:29What?
08:30What?
08:31What?
08:32I can't help it.
08:33I want to see the audience when the small-time man is out of the tournament.
08:34Is that so?
08:35It's like that, but when someone as rich as him comes out with a huge outfit, it's definitely cool.
08:44It's cool.
08:44It's like a rich guy who's hard to laugh at.
08:48The other competitors are wearing suits that are the same size as the ones they got from salespeople.
08:54That's what it is.
08:56You're making fun of us.
08:57You're making fun of us too much.
08:58You're making fun of us.
08:58It's like you're exaggerating.
09:00I'm not going to laugh at you.
09:01It's because I hate it when people wear weird clothes.
09:04That's why the audience laughs at you.
09:08You look cool all of a sudden.
09:10How long are you going to keep laughing like that?
09:14You smell like money.
09:16You're right.
09:16I'm wearing the same suit as back then, so I'm a bit small.
09:20You're fat.
09:20You're stupid.
09:21You're embarrassing.
09:22That's what comedians are like.
09:23That's what comedians are like.
09:24That's what comedians are like.
09:25That's right.
09:26That's a bit strange.
09:28You're a manly man.
09:29That's right.
09:30You're a manly man.
09:31Fujita-san, you look like a zebra.
09:35I thought you were a zebra.
09:37Do you think a zebra can do a manzai?
09:38I thought this week's guest was a zebra.
09:40I thought this week's guest was a zebra.
09:42We can't improve the zebra.
09:44I was surprised that the zebra didn't come to the factory committee.
09:47I think it's better to do a manzai with persimmon and apple.
09:52That hurts.
09:53Why is it my thigh?
09:54You bought it at the market, didn't you?
09:56Total Tembos
09:59Total Tembos, which was known as the pinnacle of the same period.
10:06However, now in the 6th year of Reiwa,
10:09the excessive sexiness has become a comedian's fatal wound.
10:15And so, the comrades began to act against the current situation.
10:20It's cooler now than it was when I was young.
10:23It's like a double J-leaguer is doing a manzai show.
10:27It's like a midfielder and a defender are doing a manzai show.
10:31It's too sexy.
10:32It's too cool.
10:33Who is the defender?
10:34It's too sexy.
10:37It's the same for Jin.
10:39I don't know if it's sexy.
10:42I don't know if it's sexy.
10:43I don't know if it's sexy.
10:46I don't feel like I'm on TV.
10:50I have to say that I don't feel like I'm on TV.
10:53I'm on TV, but I feel like I'm on TV.
10:56You look like a guy who goes to the TV from his own home.
10:59You look like a guy who goes to the TV from his own home.
11:04Don't you think it's a gray sexy.
11:06The color of the headlight is gray-ish.
11:08It looks like center-right.
11:09It looks like center-right.
11:11There are no guys who go to the TV from their own home.
11:13That's great.
11:14I want you guys.
11:16We know what you're doing, yeah.
11:19He's a dumbass.
11:20Are you really going?
11:21With that size.
11:21You would need to barely reach size 38 to win.
11:24Yes.
11:26This is a old sport.
11:27This is old!
11:28What are you talking about?
11:31This is it!
11:33Don't say s***!
11:34This is it!
11:35This is it!
11:36Why are you talking so much?
11:37I'm not!
11:39New York is a dangerous place.
11:44You'll have to look good in New York.
11:46I really want to be like him. I want to be cool like Total.
11:49You want to be cool like him?
11:50Yes.
11:51So are you okay with it?
11:52Are you okay with it?
11:53I think it's okay.
11:55No, no, no. Come here, you! Come here!
11:58I think it's okay.
11:59But I think it would be the coolest to go to the second final in this style.
12:03Well, well, well.
12:04In the case of Total, what's funny is...
12:06What's funny?
12:07What's funny?
12:08What's funny?
12:09What's funny?
12:10To be honest, I feel like I'm doing the same thing as Total.
12:15That's because I'm mostly working for YOSHIMOTO.
12:19For example, I'm working for YOSHIMOTO 1.
12:22YOSHIMOTO production, YOSHIMOTO theater.
12:26YOSHIMOTO 1?
12:27JINNAI is outside the sea.
12:29Outside the sea?
12:30He's completely working with the TV station.
12:33He's going outside.
12:34It's a private fishing business.
12:36Total is YOSHIMOTO 1 with me.
12:38YOSHIMOTO 1?
12:39It's okay with YOSHIMOTO 1.
12:41MASASHI, JOY-MAN, and me.
12:45Total is YOSHIMOTO 1.
12:47It's okay with YOSHIMOTO 1.
12:48But YOSHIMOTO 1 can make money.
12:51Because it's big.
12:52Because it's big.
12:53That's why it's the same response as someone swimming in the sea.
12:57I see.
12:58To be honest, I'm making money.
12:59You're making money.
13:00YOSHIMOTO can make the most money if you go to Total.
13:04Really?
13:05Yes.
13:06I didn't expect that.
13:07How much?
13:08When?
13:10It's a financial plan.
13:11By the way, I'll pay 7,000 yen for this electricity bill.
13:16This is what I use at the green window of JR.
13:20I won't miss it.
13:21How much is the total?
13:22Are you going to play a comedy?
13:23First of all, YOSHIMOTO has a theater.
13:26LUMINE.
13:28MAKUHARI.
13:29NOHOMIYA.
13:30NUMAZU.
13:32GION.
13:33NGK.
13:36It's a comedy theater.
13:37MORINOMIYA.
13:39FUKUOKA.
13:40KYU.
13:41If you do that, you can go to the theater on the 15th.
13:44That's the first time I've heard of it.
13:45That's the first time I've heard of it.
13:47KAKEMU.
13:49There are about 2.5 theaters.
13:50That's right.
13:52I go to the theater about 5 times a month.
13:54I'm a regular in SHIZUOKA.
13:57You're really going to be on the show.
13:58I'm doing it with HIRAHATA.
14:00I'm doing it.
14:01It's a popular show.
14:02I'm also doing it with CHARIROT.
14:04I'm doing it with CHARIROT.
14:05I'm doing it with CHARIROT.
14:06I'm doing it with CHARIROT.
14:07I'm doing it with CHARIROT.
14:09The number of subscribers to YOUTUBE is 600,000.
14:12You look reliable today.
14:14I'm doing it with KAKERU.
14:16I'm doing it with KAKERU.
14:17I'm doing it with KAKERU.
14:18The total number of subscribers is 4.8 million.
14:21Is this the lowest guarantee annual salary in the army?
14:23That's amazing.
14:25That's amazing.
14:26I'm doing it.
14:28I'm doing it.
14:29I'm doing it.
14:30I'm doing it.
14:31That's amazing.
14:33Are you really doing this?
14:34Is this what the principle of the army is?
14:36You worked so hard.
14:37You worked so hard.
14:41I'll show you another way of doing it.
14:43What's wrong with you?
14:47It's a new way of doing it.
14:49It's a new way of doing it.
14:50I just went down and did it.
14:52I went down and did it.
14:54I'm gonna miss it.
14:56Yoshimoto-san's work is going well, but Motchuu-san's advice on how to get out of here is...
15:06Why?
15:07I really want Mr. Totaru to get better.
15:10I want him to be a little more like a dad.
15:12I want him to be a person who looks good in hanamaki.
15:15What do you mean?
15:16When did you become a dad?
15:17He's always a cool guy.
15:19What should I do?
15:20I think you should do the manzai with seasonal things.
15:27What do you mean?
15:30I think you should do the manzai with persimmons and apples.
15:39Does this have anything to do with hanamaki?
15:41Persimmons are you.
15:45Apples are you.
15:47What do you mean?
15:48I think you should do the manzai with persimmons and apples.
15:54I think it's more peaceful and everyone will be happy.
16:00I think you should do the manzai for the first three minutes and do flexibility exercise for the next seven minutes.
16:06Flexibility exercise?
16:07Flexibility exercise for everyone.
16:09Is that possible?
16:10It's absolutely okay.
16:11Let's do the manzai.
16:12Let's do it for a minute.
16:13Let's do it for a minute and do it flexibly.
16:17Let's do it.
16:20Let's do the total ten boss.
16:23Hello.
16:26Hello.
16:27You are cute.
16:28Nice to meet you.
16:29You are cute.
16:30We've been together since we were kids.
16:33We are Osana.
16:35We are actually friends.
16:36He said Shimono-ku.
16:40I've been with Fujita members since elementary school.
16:42What is Fujita members?
16:45It's more than three people.
16:48He said the members like you.
16:49What do you mean like you?
16:51What are you talking about?
16:52Don't do that.
16:53It hurts.
16:54Don't get in the way.
16:57It hurts.
16:59Why are you hitting me?
17:00You bought soba, didn't you?
17:02You came here, didn't you?
17:04Don't do that.
17:06Don't do that.
17:07Are you stupid?
17:08He's here.
17:09He's here.
17:10He's here.
17:11Isn't it too sudden?
17:12It's too sudden.
17:13It's too sudden.
17:14It's too sudden.
17:15Is this good?
17:16I think the timing is perfect.
17:18Perfect?
17:19What about Monja?
17:20At the end of Monja, the two of you will have a super gag like Ninja Monja.
17:24There is a super gag.
17:25There are two Ninja Monja.
17:27Hey.
17:28What is this?
17:30What is this?
17:31Let's go home.
17:32Ninja Monja drone.
17:35Congratulations.
17:36This is it.
17:37I didn't receive it.
17:38This?
17:39This is it.
17:40This is it?
17:41My ears and heart were caught.
17:43I don't eat dogs.
17:45I don't eat dogs.
17:46Is this it?
17:47Is this okay?
17:48Yes, it's okay.
17:51Is that okay?
17:52I want you to be cool.
17:55On the other hand, you have children.
18:00Children can't laugh at all.
18:04That's your problem.
18:05Wait a minute.
18:06I have a son.
18:09He's laughing because he's family.
18:11He has a daughter.
18:14He has a daughter.
18:17He has a daughter.
18:20He has a daughter.
18:23He was a comedian who was difficult to play with.
18:28He suddenly wants to play with his son.
18:32Why are you jealous of your son?
18:37He wants to play with his son.
18:39He wants to play with his son.
18:43Why are you jealous of your son?
18:45He is not good at playing with his son.
18:47It's your fault.
18:49He is not good at playing with his son.
18:52He wants to play with his son.
18:55I'm scared.
18:56I'm scared.
18:59I'm scared.
19:02I like you.
19:06I'm sorry.
19:08Confession.
19:11Confession.
19:13I'm sorry.
19:15I'm sorry.
19:18I don't have a plan.
19:19American joke.
19:21Are you okay?
19:23America, when do you go?
19:25From now on.
19:28Let's have a good conversation.
19:31Please let me have a mushroom that is not displayed in the stocking at least once.
19:40Is it okay?
19:43No plan is too dangerous.
19:50I will correct it with a realistic joke.
19:55I go Gen-san!
19:57Hoi!
19:58Christmas Tonchibanashi, Heiten Garakara!
20:02Ho ho ho!
20:03Boya, Christmas present dayo!
20:05Wa Santa-san, hoshikatta banto da! Arigatou!
20:09Sorede, banto no renshi wo surun dazo!
20:12Yoseyo, oire ga uchitai no wa homuran dayo!
20:15Demo, sore wa prezento.
20:17Sunawachi, okuru mono daro!
20:19Oh!
20:21Gen-san!
20:24Gen-san datta!
20:31Heiten Garakara!
20:32Nomosoma o meatball desu!
20:35Yuubari melon ni yubitsukonde, yubibari melon!
20:49Oshiri pen!
20:50Benzai! Masani independence day janai!
20:59Heiten Garakara!
21:00Yanakute!
21:04Brasul!
21:10Harigane ikimasu!
21:11Yagi!
21:12Uso! Yagi wo tsukatte!
21:16Heiten Garakara!
21:17Yanakute!
21:20Tatteru dake de!
21:24Brasul!
21:27Stardom wo open mae kara narandeiru hito!
21:32Reaction yamete kudasai!
21:34Reaction yamete kudasai!
21:35Mae muite de!
21:37Yagi!
21:41Jitto mitoke!
21:42Mae muite de kara!
21:44Okihai toka takuai box ni tsukikai de dete kudasai!
21:48Mae kai pinpon pinpon shite kuru!
21:55Brasul!
21:58Mafue no arakawa de hada wo yaiteru hito!
22:04Brasul!
22:07Arigatou gozaimasu!
22:08Asuka!
22:09Kowai!
22:10Arigatou gozaimasu!
22:11Yagi!
22:12Iran!
22:13Ugoki sunnai!
22:14Yappari chanto!
22:16Ichi wo maishuu mitoke!
22:18Maishuu mitoke!
22:19Kattereba ukeru kara!
22:24Oe!
22:25Nanka!
22:26Nanka!
22:27Choulder!
22:28Choulder!
22:29Choulder!
22:31Good, good!
22:32Next week!
22:37URL description.
22:42Next week!
22:45The guys in charge of the world web coverage visit.
22:49We're not going to make it to Japan.
22:52Then what about overseas?
22:54Where can they go?
22:55We'll see.
22:56It's not like people who can't do it in Japan are going abroad.
23:04You can do it, Terry!
23:06Oh, it's over!
23:08It's over!
23:11T-Bird and FOD will be the hosts.
23:16There's a scene where you eat a tengoro.
23:19It's starting!
23:22It's over!
23:25If Total Tempest hadn't been there, I don't know what would have happened.
23:29We couldn't do anything.
23:31We couldn't do anything.
23:33We couldn't save anyone.
23:35We were all dead.
23:37We were all dead in front of us.
23:39We were dead?
23:40We were dead.
23:41We couldn't do anything.
23:43We just had to ring the bell.
23:45We died slowly.
23:46He's alive now.
23:48He's strong.
23:49Normally, he would have died.
23:51Normally, he would have died.
23:52He died 8 times in the opening.
23:54Me?
23:55He's alive.
23:56I wonder how immortal he is.
23:57I hear that a lot in scary stories.
23:59He didn't even notice he was dead.
24:01That's exactly what he did.
24:03He's alive.
24:05That's amazing.
24:06What is?
24:07He's normally like this.
24:09But he was standing proudly.
24:12I've never seen anyone go to the end of the line.
24:14That's amazing.
24:15I thought it was over.