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00:00I want to go back to Iwahashi.
00:04What?
00:05You want to go back to the duo, not Yoshimoto?
00:07Yes, I want to go back to the duo.
00:10Tonight, we will decide who will be the troublemaker.
00:14I got a call from the president of Jump.
00:17I broke up with TKO Kinoshita.
00:21And...
00:22I've known you for a long time.
00:24Iyashiki.
00:25Iyashiki!
00:27And...
00:28We will decide who will be the imitator.
00:33And...
00:35We will decide who will be the bad talker.
00:38Episode 447.
00:40Combination minus partner equals plus theory.
00:43You can break up.
00:44You don't have to be a pin entertainer.
00:47Tonight.
00:49Thank you!
00:50Thank you!
00:51Thank you!
00:52Thank you!
00:53Thank you!
00:54Ready?
00:554, 3, 2, 1.
00:58Did you read the weekly magazine again?
01:01What magazine?
01:02Friday magazine.
01:03What is it about?
01:04I heard that you read the article.
01:06When you read the article, you were in a bad mood.
01:11But you realized it.
01:13You slowly approached him.
01:15And you opened the driver's window.
01:17Why did you open the window?
01:20That's not normal.
01:21Why did you open the window?
01:22He asked you, what are you doing?
01:24What are you doing?
01:26You don't have to go there.
01:27That's not normal.
01:29What are you doing?
01:31But you slowly opened the window.
01:33You slowly opened the window.
01:35There is no speed window.
01:38It was about Yoshimoto, right?
01:40Did you stop taking care of Yoshimoto?
01:43Did you stop taking care of Yoshimoto?
01:44You took care of him without his permission.
01:46You don't have to take care of him.
01:48Please take care of him.
01:49Please take care of him.
01:51If I was in trouble, he would come to me.
01:55I was responsible for him.
01:57Please.
01:58I told him that I had quit SHONO.
02:01I got a call from the president of JUMP.
02:04I told him that I had caused him trouble.
02:06I called him while crying.
02:09I told him that I was going to do my best.
02:11I told him to live.
02:14I was sorry.
02:16He said, yes.
02:18Why?
02:20It's a dirty job.
02:22It's a dirty job.
02:24It's a dirty job.
02:26You tried to take everything.
02:28He said thank you.
02:30He said he wanted to keep it.
02:32He said yes.
02:34He said he was sorry.
02:36He said yes.
02:40He said he would teach me.
02:42He said he would teach me.
02:44Please don't use that.
02:46Is that what you think?
02:48That's what I think.
02:50That's what I think.
02:52TAMORI-SAN.
02:54You speak well.
02:56TAMORI-SAN.
02:58It's been a long time.
03:00SHIMURA-SAN.
03:02I haven't seen you for a long time.
03:04It's been a long time.
03:06It's nice to have a floor in a studio like this.
03:08I like this.
03:10I like this.
03:12TAMORI-SAN.
03:14You've been doing it for a long time.
03:16It's been a long time.
03:18It's been a long time.
03:20SHIMURA-SAN.
03:22It's been a long time.
03:24It's been a long time.
03:26I'm naked.
03:28I'm a grandma.
03:30I'm a grandma.
03:32I'm a grandma.
03:34I'm a grandma.
03:36I'm going to carry YOSHIMOTO.
03:38I'm going to carry YOSHIMOTO.
03:40I'm tired of carrying you.
03:42I'm tired of carrying you.
03:44I'll carry you.
03:46I'll carry you.
03:48There are still a lot of questions left.
03:50Are you okay?
03:52Yes.
03:54You're worried.
03:56Congratulations.
03:58Congratulations.
04:08I don't even talk about it.
04:10I don't talk about it here.
04:12I didn't do it.
04:14It was over if I did it.
04:16It was dangerous.
04:22NEWSON and TIME MACHINE.
04:24They will be candidates for the championship.
04:26They will talk about it here.
04:28The show is over.
04:30I was alone last time.
04:32I talked about it.
04:34I talked about it.
04:36But Osamu-san didn't get to me at all, and the topic just flowed out, and I didn't have the flow to tell the story, so...
04:43I get it. I get it.
04:45I get it.
04:47I get it.
04:49I didn't have the motivation to tell the story, and I didn't know about Love Letter.
04:54I thought I'd quit.
04:56You said everything.
04:58But I won today.
05:00Family.
05:02That's amazing.
05:04That's amazing.
05:06I'm going to go around my palm.
05:10You're going to go back.
05:12I'm going to go back.
05:14Isn't it big?
05:16Oh, yeah.
05:18Come forward a little.
05:20Come forward.
05:22Wait a minute.
05:24He's taller than usual.
05:26He's taller than usual.
05:28He's taller than usual.
05:30He's taller than usual.
05:32It doesn't change that much.
05:34It's small.
05:36It's small.
05:38What is this?
05:40It's not a joke.
05:42I'm not trying to say it on a live show.
05:44It's not a joke.
05:46It's not a joke.
05:48It's a secret.
05:50I'm not trying to say it on a live show.
05:52It hurts.
05:54It's hard to come forward.
05:56It's hard to come forward.
05:58This is expensive.
06:00Isn't it 16 cm?
06:02It's 16 cm.
06:04It's 16 cm.
06:06It's 16 cm.
06:08It's 16 cm.
06:10Why not?
06:12He's short.
06:14He's tall.
06:16He's tall.
06:18He's tall.
06:20He's tall.
06:22He's tall.
06:24He's tall.
06:26We're all big.
06:27We're pretty well-known in the secret shoes industry.
06:31We even have a one-day manager.
06:33What?
06:34Secret shoes?
06:35Secret shoes!
06:36Sales!
06:37Sales!
06:38And because we won,
06:40we got a 1,000 yen off coupon to celebrate our win.
06:43What?
06:44You got a sale?
06:45You got a sale?
06:46It was like a soft-bank sale.
06:49Really?
06:50Yes.
06:51That's great.
06:52That's right.
06:53That's enough.
06:54That's enough.
06:55That's enough.
06:56That's enough.
06:57That's enough.
06:58Today's guest has a partner.
07:01That's right.
07:02He has a partner.
07:03He has a partner.
07:04I see.
07:05He has a partner.
07:06That's right.
07:07Iwahashi wants to go back.
07:09Really?
07:10That's right.
07:11Not to Yoshimoto, but to Konbi.
07:13He wants to go back to Konbi.
07:14What?
07:15Because he loves manga.
07:16What?
07:17Because he loves manga.
07:18What?
07:19I told you.
07:20Today's guest performer is this person.
07:23Please come in.
07:24Hello.
07:25Hello.
07:27I'm Takashi Kalimitsu of PGA.
07:29Nice to meet you.
07:30Hello.
07:31Good morning.
07:32Good morning.
07:33Good morning.
07:34However, Iwahashi wants to go back.
07:38Really?
07:39That's right.
07:40Not to Yoshimoto.
07:41Not to Yoshimoto.
07:42Horii Ken always goes golfing with me.
07:45Is he going back to Konbi?
07:46That's right.
07:47What?
07:48What?
07:49Not to Yoshimoto.
07:50He wants to go back to Konbi.
07:51He wants to go back to Konbi.
07:52What?
07:53I like manzai.
07:54Do you like manzai?
07:56He likes manzai.
07:57You guys are winning the award, aren't you?
07:58We won the award.
07:59We won the award.
08:00That's right.
08:01He said he didn't like manzai.
08:03There are a lot of rumors going around.
08:04A lot of rumors.
08:05He said that on YouTube.
08:07That's right.
08:08Is that true?
08:10That's what he said.
08:11But Kanemitsu wouldn't say that so suddenly.
08:14I'm telling you to forgive me while doing mahjong.
08:18Why are you talking about that while doing mahjong?
08:21I haven't played mahjong with TAMA for more than 6 hours today.
08:28I just finished playing mahjong.
08:30You played mahjong in a small factory.
08:32I played mahjong in a small factory.
08:34TAMA also takes his ex-partner to golf.
08:38He said he felt sorry for his ex-partner.
08:39He usually takes me with him.
08:41That's right.
08:44I feel more sorry for my ex-partner.
08:46That's not true.
08:47That's not true.
08:48I feel better when I play mahjong with him.
08:51That's the same.
08:54You feel better when you play mahjong with TAMA.
08:57That's not true.
08:59You feel better when you play mahjong with TAMA.
09:01I feel better when I play mahjong with TAMA.
09:03TAMA has been healing me for a long time.
09:05He is healing you.
09:06Is that true?
09:09He always heals me by touching my butt.
09:13When I quit playing mahjong, TAMORI called me.
09:17He told me not to quit playing mahjong.
09:18He told me not to quit playing mahjong.
09:21SHOJI MURAKAMI called me.
09:24He called me and said I was stupid.
09:27SHOJI MURAKAMI is stupid.
09:30That's amazing.
09:32Why did you call SHOJI MURAKAMI?
09:34Why is SHOJI MURAKAMI in your office?
09:36SHOJI MURAKAMI has been stopped.
09:39Is SHOJI MURAKAMI in your office?
09:42I thought it was not SHOJI MURAKAMI.
09:46I was playing mahjong on Friday.
09:48I asked SHOJI MURAKAMI if he had called me yesterday.
09:51SHOJI MURAKAMI said, I called you.
09:53I don't know SHOJI MURAKAMI.
09:58SHOJI MURAKAMI is playing mahjong with his eyes.
10:00I called him without looking at him.
10:03I said I'm sorry.
10:05I apologized to SHOJI MURAKAMI.
10:08Why did you hit SHOJI MURAKAMI?
10:10SHOJI MURAKAMI is calm.
10:16You know that, right?
10:18I know that.
10:20SHOJI MURAKAMI has a lot of complaints.
10:23I have a lot of complaints.
10:25SHOJI MURAKAMI has a lot of complaints.
10:28SHOJI MURAKAMI has a lot of complaints.
10:29SHOJI MURAKAMI has a lot of complaints.
10:31That's right.
10:33First of all, this is SHINOMIYA's advice to SHOJI MURAKAMI.
10:41The disbandment of the duo is not a pinch, but a chance.
10:43That's right.
10:44That's SHINOMIYA's advice.
10:48We disbanded two years ago.
10:50I disbanded 10 years ago.
10:52You have been successful since then.
10:55You have been successful since then.
10:57I didn't know that.
10:59I didn't know that.
11:01I thought I was called because I knew that.
11:04God, sister, god.
11:07It's too early.
11:09I'm not in that kind of town yet.
11:12It's too early.
11:13What kind of memo is that?
11:15I have a complaint.
11:18I don't have a complaint anymore.
11:20I have a complaint, so there is a chance.
11:23You don't have a chance.
11:27You don't have a chance.
11:29I can't prepare a chance.
11:32I will force it.
11:36I don't know what to say.
11:38I want to say something before the break.
11:40What is it?
11:42I broke up with TKO Kinoshita.
11:44What?
11:48What kind of break up?
11:50Kinoshita said he wanted to apologize,
11:52so he called me to the gyu-gu-jo.
11:54Gyu-gu-jo?
11:56That's not good.
11:58He's filming it.
12:00He's filming it.
12:02I can't trust him.
12:04He's filming it.
12:06He called me to the gyu-gu-jo.
12:08At the gyu-gu-jo,
12:10TKO Kinoshita said,
12:16I'm sorry.
12:18He said that a lot.
12:20It's my chance.
12:22From January to June.
12:24It's been six months.
12:26It's been six months.
12:28It's been six months.
12:30It's been six months.
12:32It's been six months.
12:34It's been six months.
12:36It's not a flow.
12:38It's not a flow.
12:40It's a claim.
12:42It's a claim.
12:44Kanemitsu just broke up.
12:46That's right.
12:48I'm worried that he's in a pinch.
12:50I'm worried that he's in a pinch.
12:52I'm worried.
12:54Kanemitsu,
12:56me,
12:58and Shinomiya
13:00were shooting the program Ten Karat at midnight in Tiggert, L Gravity.
13:02were shooting the program Ten Karat at midnight in Tiggert, L Gravity.
13:04weren't we?
13:06We were doing that program.
13:08About 20 years ago.
13:10That's right.
13:12He was a very energetic character.
13:14He was a very energetic character.
13:16A silly character
13:18who were actually familiar with it for a while.
13:20with a sleazy character
13:22who were actually familiar with it for a while.
13:24He's been turning into a dark character.
13:26He's been turning into a dark character.
13:28I felt like it wasn't going to be fun.
13:31It was when the fights started!
13:33That's right.
13:34During that show, Iwahashi got mad.
13:37And?
13:38There was an incident where he punched Kanemitsu.
13:40At the TVS studio.
13:41For real?
13:42For real?
13:43He's really good.
13:44He's really good.
13:45And then he suddenly disappeared.
13:47I thought he might be worried.
13:49But I realized that this was my chance.
13:51That's right.
13:52I think he's still anxious because it's just been disbanded.
13:54He's really anxious.
13:55But once it's disbanded, it's really comfortable.
13:58It's because he did it!
14:00You didn't do it!
14:02You didn't?
14:03He's still in the best form!
14:05He's still comfortable.
14:06He's still living in comfort.
14:08Comfortable?
14:09He's just comfortable.
14:11You're just living comfortably.
14:12Why is it comfortable?
14:13Because you didn't do it.
14:14It's not comfortable!
14:15If you didn't do it, it's not comfortable!
14:17It's really comfortable.
14:18You're really good at this.
14:20Everyone pushed me along, just like what we did now.
14:23They all pushed me along.
14:24Do you need us?
14:25All of us!
14:26And I can do it without consulting my grandmother.
14:31I can't do it.
14:33I can't do it.
14:35I tried it after recording.
14:39Oh, I see.
14:40The comedian who has a combination should disband.
14:44It's not comfortable at all.
14:47How about you, HOTO?
14:49HOTORU is a pin entertainer.
14:52HOTORU is a pin entertainer all the time.
14:54But we are a team.
14:56Didn't you two form a team?
14:58HOTORU, didn't you form a team?
15:00With whom?
15:02Don't you know?
15:04Don't you know?
15:06Don't you know that I want to form a team and disband?
15:09I don't know.
15:11I was in a team to get rid of the rain.
15:14What is your partner doing now?
15:16My partner is doing a store and YouTube.
15:20He is doing his best.
15:22Don't you know Miyasako?
15:24He is a famous YouTuber.
15:26He is a famous YouTuber.
15:28He is doing his best.
15:30JINNAI is also a former team.
15:32I have been disbanded for about 3 years.
15:36I envy the team.
15:39My partner helped me.
15:42Your partner helped you.
15:44I see.
15:46My partner didn't help me anymore.
15:50It was bad.
15:52Is TAMURA also in a team?
15:54Are you in a team?
15:56Are you in a team?
15:58Who are you talking about?
16:00Is it TAMURA?
16:02Who are you talking about?
16:04I'm talking about you.
16:06I'm talking about you.
16:08I'm talking about you.
16:10When a team member is in a team, they are very close.
16:16That's right.
16:18When YASU said to me that he was funny, he was very funny.
16:24He is doing his best not to listen to that person.
16:27How do you solve that problem?
16:29He is very funny.
16:32How do you solve that problem?
16:34I went home and watched the video.
16:36I was wondering if I could get a hint from the movie.
16:38Which team are you talking about?
16:40It's SHIMURA.
16:42The hint is SHIMURA from the movie.
16:44The hint is SHIMURA from the movie.
16:46SHIMURA, please answer seriously.
16:50It's rare.
16:52You don't have to do that today.
16:54You don't have to do that today.
16:56You don't have to do that today.
16:58You don't have to do that today.
17:00You were talking about SHU CREAM until now.
17:03You were talking about SHU CREAM until now.
17:06I like SHU CREAM.
17:09You don't have to do that today.
17:12Last year, TAKANO won the championship.
17:16I don't have to do that today.
17:19He won the championship of the three Akashian teams.
17:23What are you talking about after SHU CREAM?
17:29I like SHU CREAM.
17:32You don't have to do that today.
17:34You don't have to do that today.
17:36Wait a minute.
17:39The panel selection was held.
17:43I haven't talked to you yet.
17:49The panel selection of the three Akashian teams will be held again this year.
17:54The panel selection of the three Akashian teams will be held again this year.
17:57Let's go.
17:58It's interesting.
18:01I'm going to talk about it.
18:03I'm going to talk about it.
18:05I'm going to talk about it.
18:10I was invited by my neighbor the other day.
18:13I was invited by my neighbor the other day.
18:15I apologized to the comedian.
18:20I apologized to the comedian.
18:29He is a comedian.
18:31He is a comedian.
18:33He is a comedian.
18:35I have been a comedian for 25 years.
18:39I was told by my son that I entered the wrong agency.
18:43I have been a comedian for 25 years.
18:45I realized that YOSHIMOTO is strong.
18:48How old is your son?
18:50He is 9 years old.
18:52He is 9 years old.
18:53He is 9 years old.
18:55He is 9 years old.
18:57He is strict.
18:59He is strict.
19:01We won the gold medal.
19:03The score difference was 1 point.
19:06We were divided into three teams.
19:09We couldn't help it.
19:11We were judged.
19:13We couldn't help it.
19:15When I searched LOVE LETTERS SPACE,
19:17When I searched LOVE LETTERS SPACE,
19:19I found the word I didn't think of.
19:20I found the word I didn't think of.
19:22I found the word I didn't think of.
19:24He is very angry.
19:26I'm surprised.
19:28I was told this.
19:30He wanted to make a show.
19:33He wanted to make a show.
19:36He couldn't be a comedian.
19:38He couldn't be a comedian.
19:43He said that he was a comedian.
19:46He said that he was a comedian.
19:48He is angry.
19:50He is angry.
19:52He's really angry.
19:54He's really angry.
19:56Everyone!
19:58Why are you saying that?
20:00This year, I went to America's Got Talent.
20:02I went to the semi-final.
20:04I was disbanded.
20:06But I received a lot.
20:08I came back to Japan.
20:10When I got home,
20:12there were a lot of fire trucks in front of my house.
20:14When I looked at it,
20:16the battery of the electric bicycle that I had left outside
20:18naturally ignited and the bicycle was on fire.
20:20What?
20:22Yes.
20:24Yes.
20:26Mr. Saito was disbanded.
20:28It was about a week ago.
20:30My daughter had an exam.
20:32An entrance exam.
20:36Kanemitsu.
20:38I had a baby a while ago.
20:42Before I was born,
20:44I wore a baby dress.
20:46I wore a baby dress for the first time.
20:48I wore a baby dress for the first time.
20:50We were looking for a couple.
20:52We were looking for a couple.
20:54I was looking at the pamphlet.
20:56A mother of a baby
20:58told me that her baby mother was cheap.
21:00I said,
21:02I'm happy.
21:06I said,
21:08I was very clear.
21:10I looked at my face.
21:12I looked like my mother.
21:14After knowing that,
21:16It was my mom.
21:18You forgot?
21:19Yes, I did.
21:20A mom!
21:20Poor thing.
21:21You can't really tell, can you?
21:22What's her last name?
21:24It's cute, right?
21:25It was about a week ago, but she had an exam.
21:29An entrance exam, at elementary school.
21:31An interview was important.
21:32Apparently, they had to decide who would be the parent.
21:35They were going to practice for the interview.
21:37She said, wait, who do you think I am?
21:40I've been doing this for 30 years.
21:43I've been working with Sammasai and Downtown's bosses.
21:46I said I could do it against one of their coaches.
21:49But I couldn't do anything in the real thing.
21:52I was so nervous that I couldn't say my name properly.
22:03I couldn't say my name properly.
22:09Who is the MVP of the day?
22:12Who is the MVP of the day?
22:15He touched the belt and said, wow!
22:16No, that's not it.
22:18That's Vegeta.
22:19That's R-Fujimoto.
22:20I know.
22:21Trendy.
22:22Trendy?
22:23That's all he said?
22:24Who is the MVP of the day?
22:27Who is the MVP of the day?
22:31Gen-san!
22:32Gen-san!
22:33Gen-san!
22:34Gen-san!
22:35That's Gen-san!
22:36That's Gen-san!
22:37Thank you very much.
22:38We have an announcement to make.
22:40This is the biggest Christmas gift show ever.
22:43If you're spending Christmas alone,
22:46please write down your unhappiness and send it to us.
22:49We may give you a luxurious gift.
22:51Please don't forget your phone number.
22:53He touched the belt and said, wow!
22:55No, that's not it.
22:56That's R-Fujimoto.
22:57That's R-Fujimoto.
22:58That's Ishida Junichi.
22:59Ishida Junichi.
23:00Trendy.
23:01Trendy?
23:02That's all he said?
23:05I want to go back to Yohashi.
23:08Really?
23:09The last two shows were on T-Bird and FOD.
23:13I love Manzai.
23:15I remember where I stand.
23:18I remember where I stand.
23:19I remember where I stand.
23:20I remember where I stand.
23:24I'm alone here.
23:26I'm alone here.
23:27I'm alone here.
23:28I thought I didn't need you.
23:30Sometimes, when I'm on the other side,
23:33Mr. Sama turns his back on me completely.
23:36I think, wow!
23:37I think, wow!
23:38I can't see anything and he's not looking at me.
23:41I didn't think Mr. Sama would get so mad at me.
23:45I didn't think Mr. Sama would get so mad at me.
23:46You should be more serious.
23:47You should be more serious.
23:48It's complicated.
23:49Which is it?
23:50You or him?
23:53You or him?
23:54I was both.
23:57It's about which one we were ordered to be.
23:59Which one is easier?
24:01I'd rather have it.
24:02Yeah, I could have told you.
24:06I couldn't have talked if you hadn't warmed up.
24:07No, that's not true.