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00:00:00Next up is the Genrin Magiuta Championship!
00:00:04The Magiuta will begin on the New Year's Eve!
00:00:10The 8 members of Gouka Senga have put together a new song!
00:00:16Don't miss out on the screams of the many Magiuta,
00:00:20created by the busy salesmen every day!
00:00:24I did apply, but...
00:00:27Sayaka is a Magiuta for the first time!
00:00:31What are you angry about? It's Hitaru-san.
00:00:36This time, the judges also have a lot of respect for Magiuta!
00:00:41I really like it.
00:00:42I love Magiuta.
00:00:43I love it.
00:00:44When I watch Magiuta, I realize again that music is freedom.
00:00:50And the Magi Judges of King of Conte, Iizuka-san!
00:00:54Iizuka-san, you're a good judge!
00:00:56Today, it's okay to give Iizuka-san a score.
00:01:01You're the best judge!
00:01:03Isn't it decided by Satoshi's score?
00:01:05There's no point for us.
00:01:07Stop it.
00:01:08Please stop it.
00:01:09Please be serious today.
00:01:11I'm going to be really serious today.
00:01:15I'm counting on you.
00:01:16I'm definitely not going to laugh today.
00:01:19The Top Buster is Magiuta's leader, Himuko!
00:01:28Tana!
00:01:33So cute!
00:01:34Happy New Year! I'm Himuko!
00:01:37Welcome back!
00:01:40Today's costume is pink.
00:01:42Yes, it's pink today.
00:01:45You're crazy!
00:01:47Excuse me.
00:01:48Yahagi-san.
00:01:49Yes?
00:01:50What is it?
00:01:52What?
00:01:53You just looked at me and thought I was ugly, didn't you?
00:02:01I didn't say anything.
00:02:02Your way of teasing is analog!
00:02:07Look at me.
00:02:09Look at me properly.
00:02:10Look at me properly.
00:02:15You're crazy!
00:02:16What?
00:02:17You just looked at me and thought I was ugly, didn't you?
00:02:22I didn't say anything.
00:02:23Your way of teasing is analog!
00:02:31Hiryuuin!
00:02:32Yes?
00:02:33You!
00:02:34I didn't say anything.
00:02:35You're crazy!
00:02:36Look at me.
00:02:37I'll just look at you.
00:02:38You're crazy!
00:02:39Yes.
00:02:40I didn't say anything.
00:02:41I didn't say anything.
00:02:42I didn't say anything.
00:02:43I didn't say anything.
00:02:44You're crazy!
00:02:49You just looked at me and thought I was ugly, didn't you?
00:02:52Your way of teasing is analog!
00:02:56What are you into recently?
00:02:58I like new entertainers.
00:03:01The latest one is Linda Culler.
00:03:05Linda Culler.
00:03:06Linda Culler.
00:03:07Yahagi-san, please consult with her.
00:03:09I haven't been able to sleep well recently.
00:03:14I see.
00:03:15I see.
00:03:20I'm Shakira Kobayashi, the charisma of Showa.
00:03:24I'm a Showa man.
00:03:27I'll teach you about Showa.
00:03:31Itadakimasu!
00:03:39Itadakimasu!
00:03:47Itadakimasu!
00:03:51Do you have any concerns?
00:03:53I've been eating too much lately.
00:03:56I'm getting hungry.
00:03:59What?
00:04:00Is that so?
00:04:04I'm Shakira Kobayashi, the charisma of Showa.
00:04:07I've been eating too much lately.
00:04:10I'll teach you about Showa.
00:04:15Dattan!
00:04:16Boyoyon!
00:04:31Dattan!
00:04:33Boyoyon!
00:04:36That's not bad.
00:04:39What's the theme of this song?
00:04:42Himiko has an unforgivable tendency.
00:04:46She makes fun of what I like.
00:04:51I wrote a song about it.
00:04:56What's the title of the song?
00:04:57It's called Tatakae.
00:04:59Tatakae.
00:05:01Himiko has an unforgivable tendency to make fun of what she likes.
00:05:06What kind of song did she write?
00:05:10The judges will now drink milk.
00:05:14I wrote a song about Himiko.
00:05:16It's called Tatakae.
00:05:20I've been made fun of by my friends for a long time.
00:05:24So I wanted to be the center of the tea party.
00:05:28If I'm on TV, I'll be made fun of.
00:05:30I won't be made fun of.
00:05:33That's why I want to be on TV.
00:05:37But the TV is making fun of me.
00:05:40I won't forgive it.
00:05:41That's why I'm going to fight now.
00:05:44TV!
00:05:52It's old-fashioned. It's not interesting now.
00:05:55I don't have a TV at home.
00:05:59Everyone is making fun of me.
00:06:03I'm going to survive.
00:06:05I'm going to fight.
00:06:08I'm going to beat you up.
00:06:11I'm going to beat you up.
00:06:15I'm going to beat you up.
00:06:18I'm going to beat you up.
00:06:25If it's justice, it's a VIP.
00:06:28I'm going to beat you up.
00:06:32If you do it, it's an idol.
00:06:40I'm going to beat you up.
00:06:46I'm going to beat you up.
00:06:50I'll eat it.
00:06:52I'm going to beat you up.
00:06:56I'm going to beat you up.
00:07:00I'm going to beat you up.
00:07:22I'm going to beat you up.
00:07:26I'm going to beat you up.
00:07:30I'm going to beat you up.
00:07:34I'm going to beat you up.
00:07:38I'm going to beat you up.
00:07:42I'm going to beat you up.
00:07:46I'm going to beat you up.
00:07:49I'm going to beat you up.
00:07:53I'm going to beat you up.
00:07:57I'm going to beat you up.
00:08:01I'm going to beat you up.
00:08:05I'm going to beat you up.
00:08:09I'm going to beat you up.
00:08:13I'm going to beat you up.
00:08:17That was a great performance.
00:08:20I'm sorry.
00:08:22I can't believe it.
00:08:26I can't do anything right now.
00:08:29I can't do anything right now.
00:08:33I can't do anything right now.
00:08:37I can't do anything right now.
00:08:40I'm going to beat you up.
00:08:43Ahhhhhh!
00:08:43It's a madness attack!
00:08:45It's a madness attack!
00:08:47Aaaahhhhhh!
00:08:49Ryuketsu-san!
00:08:52Kaeru!
00:08:54Kaeru!
00:08:56Kaeru!
00:08:57Shut up!
00:08:58Kaeru!
00:08:59Kaeru!
00:09:01Kaeru!
00:09:02It's scary! It's a secret!
00:09:04Yeah, it's scary!
00:09:05Domo arigatou gozaimasu.
00:09:09This is the one I wanted to do the most.
00:09:11I don't know what you're talking about.
00:09:16Next up is Tokyo-03's Akihiro Kakuta.
00:09:20I'll do my best for my daughter's 10th anniversary.
00:09:24Good morning.
00:09:25Good morning.
00:09:26Good morning.
00:09:27Tokyo-03's Mr. Kakuta.
00:09:28Mr. Kakuta.
00:09:29Mr. Sadamasaki.
00:09:30Mr. Sadamasaki.
00:09:31Mr. Sadamasaki.
00:09:32Mr. Sadamasaki.
00:09:33Mr. Sadamasaki.
00:09:34It's not Mr. Sadamasaki.
00:09:35It's Mr. Sadamasaki.
00:09:36It's Mr. Sadamasaki.
00:09:38Mr. Kakuta, you were very successful this year.
00:09:42I saw a lot of commercials.
00:09:44That's right.
00:09:45I saw a lot.
00:09:46I was able to co-star with the No.1 actor, Shou Hirano.
00:09:49There was a great response.
00:09:51What did you think, Otake-kun?
00:09:53Mr. Kakuta, you were very successful.
00:09:55Mr. Kakuta, you have two personal contracts.
00:09:57Tokyo-03 has three contracts.
00:09:59All of them are commercial contracts.
00:10:01Commercials are great,
00:10:03but I heard that you get a lot of penalty money for scandals.
00:10:06I don't think there's a problem with that.
00:10:08I know how much you practice,
00:10:10but I heard that you get about 130 million yen in savings.
00:10:18I've never seen such an amount of money.
00:10:22Both of you are very busy.
00:10:24It's not easy for the two of you to practice for Majuutaro.
00:10:28Otake-kun, you're the president now.
00:10:31Yes, thanks to you.
00:10:33You're busy with Fashion and D, right?
00:10:35That's right.
00:10:36Love Letters also won the championship the other day.
00:10:38Asagaya Shimai was also active.
00:10:40What's your schedule like these days?
00:10:42As for the talent I'm in charge of,
00:10:45Asagaya Shimai's Golden Radio is on Monday.
00:10:48Love Letters' Rabbit,
00:10:49New Telepanic Grand Prix,
00:10:50and New Key.
00:10:52On Tuesday, Asagaya Shimai's regular program in Shizuoka.
00:10:55Love Letters' Banana Sand,
00:10:56Barabara Daisakusen,
00:10:57and Long Haar.
00:10:59On Wednesday, Asagaya Shimai's Asaichi Kenmii Show.
00:11:01Love Letters' After K-Pro Live,
00:11:04On Thursday, Asagaya Shimai's Ariyoshi no Kabe.
00:11:06Love Letters' After Ariyoshi no Kabe,
00:11:08and Saraba Seishun no Hikari's YouTube.
00:11:10Everyone's really busy every week.
00:11:13Compared to Kakuta-san,
00:11:15it's still a long way to go.
00:11:17What's Kakuta like?
00:11:18On Monday,
00:11:19there's a new drama,
00:11:20Hot Spot's Crank In.
00:11:22It's a variety show.
00:11:23On Tuesday,
00:11:24there's a hot spot shooting in the countryside.
00:11:26After that, there's a hot spot interview.
00:11:28On Wednesday,
00:11:29there's a hot spot shooting in the city.
00:11:31On Thursday,
00:11:32there's a hot spot interview with the cast and crew.
00:11:34And on Thursday,
00:11:35there's a hot spot shooting.
00:11:36It's all an actor's job!
00:11:38It's fine.
00:11:39He's a member of the hot spot.
00:11:41He's a member of the hot spot now.
00:11:44What's the theme of the song?
00:11:46Last year,
00:11:47Tokyo 2003 celebrated its 20th anniversary.
00:11:50My daughter was born.
00:11:53I had a lot of thoughts.
00:11:56I made all my serious thoughts into a song.
00:11:59What's the title of the song?
00:12:01It's an entertainer.
00:12:03An entertainer?
00:12:04That's a hot title.
00:12:05It's straight.
00:12:07It's been 28 years since he became an entertainer.
00:12:10He's an entertainer who made his serious thoughts into a song.
00:12:14What kind of message is in it?
00:12:17Tokyo 2003,
00:12:18Kakuta Akihiro's serious song,
00:12:20an entertainer.
00:12:30It's cool.
00:12:36It's cool.
00:12:37It's a loop station.
00:12:39It's from Enoshima.
00:12:43I've been an entertainer for almost 30 years.
00:12:47He's doing something amazing.
00:12:53I've devoted all my life to it.
00:13:00But I didn't realize it.
00:13:21I'm not good at it.
00:13:30I'm not good at it.
00:13:32It's been 5 or 6 years since I realized I wasn't good at it.
00:13:36I imitated a beauty salon.
00:13:38I reacted to it.
00:13:41I thought I wouldn't be good at it for 5 or 6 years.
00:13:45I tried it.
00:13:47But I'm not a mega entertainer.
00:13:54It's cool.
00:13:56It's cool.
00:13:59I always make a mistake when I make a funny comment.
00:14:03I'm not worried when I make a mistake.
00:14:05I don't listen to other people's comments.
00:14:08I don't want to eat at other people's house.
00:14:10I don't want to eat at other people's house.
00:14:12I'm not impressed when I meet an entertainer I like.
00:14:16I don't feel good.
00:14:18My reaction is fake.
00:14:21I don't feel good.
00:14:23My words are fake.
00:14:25I don't feel good.
00:14:27I don't feel good.
00:14:29I don't feel good.
00:14:31I don't feel good.
00:14:33I'm not good at it.
00:14:35It's cool.
00:14:37It's cool.
00:14:39Kakuta, you're not good at it.
00:14:42I'm not good at it.
00:14:44I'm not good at it.
00:14:46I'm not good at it.
00:14:48I realized it last year.
00:14:52What did you realize?
00:14:54I'm not good at it.
00:14:56I was on the radio show.
00:15:00You were on the radio show?
00:15:02Do you have complaints?
00:15:03I didn't say anything back.
00:15:05I ignored the details of the live show.
00:15:09But the director was on the radio show.
00:15:11I didn't say anything back.
00:15:14I was struggling to make the best story possible.
00:15:18I was busy with the show.
00:15:20I didn't look at anything.
00:15:22I'm not good at it.
00:15:24Manager, I'm not in the mood.
00:15:27I didn't think I'd win.
00:15:29Manager, I'm not in the mood.
00:15:31Why did I win?
00:15:33I can't see.
00:15:35I didn't think I'd win.
00:15:38Manager, I'm not in the mood.
00:15:44KUTA is a fun-looking studio.
00:15:50He is not in the mood.
00:15:54I'm not in the mood.
00:16:03I'm not in the mood.
00:16:12I'm not in the mood.
00:16:13You can see the road ahead of you, but it's not the right one at all
00:16:24But I don't want to stop
00:16:27Even if it's not the right one
00:16:29I don't want to give up
00:16:31So I'm going to keep going
00:16:33If I didn't give up
00:16:35It would have been better
00:16:38I didn't give up
00:16:40I won the championship
00:16:46I don't want to sell my heart
00:16:52Even if it's not the right one
00:16:56I don't want to give up
00:17:11Geese is not helping at all
00:17:16But if you don't give up, it's Geese
00:17:18It's okay
00:17:20Kakuchan is not suitable for being an entertainer
00:17:23Is that an excuse?
00:17:26He was eaten by the manager
00:17:30That's the only thing he did
00:17:31I realized that today
00:17:34He's like an actor from Us and D
00:17:37Didn't you think you would win Love Letters?
00:17:39I didn't think so at all
00:17:42How about Geese?
00:17:44Geese, too
00:17:45Recently, many people have said that I was cheating
00:17:51But I can't make myself laugh
00:17:54Stop talking
00:17:56When I sing about my complex
00:17:58It's a part of being a musician
00:18:01So I think I'm suitable for being a musician
00:18:03Not an actor
00:18:07He's not suitable for being an entertainer
00:18:10That's a big problem
00:18:12Nice to meet you
00:18:23Next is LA Cobra led by Robert Akiyama
00:18:27Robert Akiyama
00:18:33Nice to meet you
00:18:35Nice to meet you
00:18:37Nice to meet you
00:18:39Nice to meet you
00:18:41The atmosphere has changed again
00:18:43The concept of this year is
00:18:46I'm going to support sports with music
00:18:50I'm not LA Cobra, I'm a sports Cobra
00:18:55Sports Cobra
00:18:56You've been in LA for a long time
00:18:58Yes, I've been in LA
00:19:00You've been in LA for a long time
00:19:02I've been in LA for a long time
00:19:08Who is the most famous person in Los Angeles?
00:19:11Well, it's Westby
00:19:19Mr. Akiyama, your tattoo has changed again
00:19:23Yes, I put it in every time
00:19:25Is this Megumi's tattoo?
00:19:28Her charisma
00:19:30She's packing
00:19:35I like this because it's colorful
00:19:38It's called projection mapping
00:19:43You know a lot about Tokyo
00:19:48This is my favorite tattoo
00:19:52Mr. Yamauchi from Kamaitachi
00:19:56He has 6 tattoos
00:20:02It's very sporty
00:20:04This year is the Olympic year
00:20:06Many musicians have released Olympic songs
00:20:09I've always wanted to do that
00:20:12In fact, I'm in charge of all the music of 2024
00:20:18Wait a minute
00:20:20What is Inami?
00:20:21Inami Sports Earth 2024
00:20:23I've never heard of it
00:20:26There's a big sports competition
00:20:28I'm in charge of producing the music
00:20:31I'm going to play a medley today
00:20:34Thank you
00:20:36The theme song of the competition
00:20:39What kind of song is it?
00:20:44It's a medley of sports songs by Robert Akiyama
00:20:48Inami Sports Earth 2024
00:20:51The official theme song medley
00:20:54Let's go
00:20:56More, more
00:20:58I'll show you
00:21:00OK
00:21:10Inami no kaze ni
00:21:16Iwo nosete
00:21:24Kodomo yurume
00:21:29Iza no koe
00:21:34Kimo to iu
00:21:39Ai no kane ga naru
00:21:49OK, let's go
00:21:53The competition is over
00:21:55Are you aiming for a bigger competition?
00:21:57I have a bigger dream
00:21:59Everyone has the same big dream
00:22:01Let's go, everyone has one dream
00:22:04Our dream is
00:22:08I want to eat
00:22:10What kind of rice is it?
00:22:15Is there curry?
00:22:17Do you have ice cream?
00:22:19Do you have a ticket to the classroom?
00:22:21How is it?
00:22:22Are you satisfied with the noodles?
00:22:24I'm worried because I like it
00:22:26I'm sure I ate it
00:22:27Last week's udon
00:22:32I want to eat
00:22:35I wonder if I can eat
00:22:38Our dream is just one
00:22:41Last week's meal
00:22:48OK, let's go
00:22:49Forget about the meal
00:22:50You two
00:22:51They do it every time
00:22:53These two
00:22:55You start every time
00:22:57I don't know why
00:22:58It's not the time to stick to taping
00:23:00Listen to me
00:23:02Let's go
00:23:03Anxiety is disgusting
00:23:07It bothers people
00:23:10I know how you feel
00:23:14Let's practice
00:23:17Let's go
00:23:18This year again
00:23:20Flying
00:23:21On your mark
00:23:22It's fast
00:23:24Flying
00:23:25On your mark
00:23:26Let's do it
00:23:27Flying
00:23:28On your mark
00:23:29Let's do it
00:23:31Flying
00:23:32On your mark
00:23:33It's fast
00:23:34Let's do it
00:23:36I made it for you
00:23:38It's a cheering song
00:23:39Let's go
00:23:40Next is the audience's song
00:23:42Let's go
00:23:43You don't notice that the camera is off
00:23:47But I have to let you know
00:23:51Hey nature
00:23:52Where are you shooting from?
00:23:54That camera
00:23:55That camera
00:23:56That camera
00:23:58Which one?
00:24:00Monitor mission
00:24:04OK
00:24:05Some of you cried
00:24:08That's Inami Sports Arts 2024
00:24:11Let's go
00:24:13Some of you couldn't sleep
00:24:17Too bad
00:24:18Some of you had a fever in the morning
00:24:22Too bad
00:24:23Some of you gave up
00:24:26Because your relatives couldn't come
00:24:31Too bad
00:24:33Some of you gave up
00:24:37Because you couldn't record your favorite radio show
00:24:39Too bad
00:24:40Some of you had to face your parents
00:24:44Too bad
00:24:45Some of you cried
00:24:47That's Inami Sports Arts
00:24:51We won't run away
00:24:57Thank you
00:24:59Inami Sports Arts 2020
00:25:01Thank you
00:25:02You won't think that
00:25:03Surprise
00:25:04Come up here
00:25:05Up
00:25:06I'll call you up
00:25:08They all knew
00:25:10We all knew
00:25:13Thank you
00:25:14Thank you
00:25:17Too bad
00:25:18Some of you gave up
00:25:20Too bad
00:25:21Some of you couldn't sleep
00:25:23Too bad
00:25:24That's Inami Sports Arts
00:25:28Too bad
00:25:29Game medal
00:25:30Inami Sports
00:25:32Next time
00:25:33Let's go
00:25:34Inami Sports
00:25:35insult
00:25:36You did well
00:25:40Thank you
00:25:41Thank you
00:25:42Thank you
00:25:43You did well
00:25:45You did well
00:25:47It's fine
00:25:48We gave you the award
00:25:51How was the ring?
00:25:52Siren
00:25:53It's the ring
00:25:54Thank you
00:25:55Thank you
00:25:56Where is it being played?
00:25:58I don't know
00:25:59Where?
00:26:00I don't know
00:26:01It's being played during the tournament
00:26:02It's being played during the tournament
00:26:04I'll watch the tournament in the middle of the tournament.
00:26:07In the middle of the tournament?
00:26:09Then where will you watch it?
00:26:11Where will you watch it?
00:26:12I'm grateful that I have this opportunity.
00:26:14I just finished making it.
00:26:18He's a great screenwriter.
00:26:20Bakarizume opens up new horizons with his unique point of view.
00:26:27This is Bakarizume.
00:26:30It's nice to see you again.
00:26:32Happy New Year.
00:26:34Happy New Year.
00:26:36The atmosphere has changed again.
00:26:39It's fashionable.
00:26:41This is a new year's costume.
00:26:43New year's costume?
00:26:44Are you conscious of something?
00:26:45I'm not conscious of anyone or imitating anyone.
00:26:47It doesn't matter at all.
00:26:49New year's costume and sunglasses?
00:26:50I'm sorry.
00:26:52You're wearing makeup.
00:26:54It's dark.
00:26:57You always look natural.
00:27:01You're wearing makeup, right?
00:27:03I had plastic surgery.
00:27:10Bakarizume is very busy.
00:27:13He is a screenwriter.
00:27:16He was busy last year.
00:27:18The new drama HOT SPOT will start in January this year.
00:27:23Kaku will appear in the drama.
00:27:27That's right.
00:27:28The shooting has already started.
00:27:30He is the main character.
00:27:32Did you want to be a comedian?
00:27:38No, I wanted to be an actor.
00:27:44I wanted to be an actor.
00:27:47What is Kaku like on the set?
00:27:50I asked an actress.
00:27:53He turns his head a lot on the set.
00:28:02He turns his head a lot on the set.
00:28:06He has a low level of comedy.
00:28:11He has a low level of comedy.
00:28:13He is always complicated.
00:28:17He is funny.
00:28:19He turns his head a lot.
00:28:21What is the theme of the song?
00:28:24I think gratitude is important at this age.
00:28:29I will sing a song about gratitude.
00:28:35What is the title of the song?
00:28:36Thank you for that time.
00:28:38Thank you for that time?
00:28:40He is a little older.
00:28:44He is married and has children.
00:28:46He is gentle.
00:28:48I will sing a good song.
00:28:56What is the title of the song?
00:29:03Thank you for that time.
00:29:19I don't care if you're not serious.
00:29:26If you say it's over, I want you to deceive me until the end.
00:29:35A little awkward voice.
00:29:41I love you, baby.
00:29:44My heart trembles when I think of your feelings.
00:29:52At the end of the music live, there is an encore after this.
00:30:01Is it because it's my turn?
00:30:07I'm a little weak.
00:30:14I'm sure you'll come out again.
00:30:18I think so.
00:30:21Is it because the atmosphere is embarrassing?
00:30:29A little quick-witted.
00:30:35The atmosphere hasn't changed at all.
00:31:04Can you sing it?
00:31:07I'm sorry.
00:31:09Everyone, good luck!
00:31:12I'm sorry.
00:31:17I'm sorry.
00:31:19I'm sorry.
00:31:25I'm sorry.
00:31:29I'm sorry.
00:31:34Of course, I'm going to make an appearance from behind the scenes
00:31:40I'm a set list of all the things I've done so far
00:31:46Ooh, baby
00:31:47Surprise!
00:31:49I don't care if it's a surprise or not
00:31:54I don't care if it's a surprise or not
00:31:59At least
00:32:02Come out earlier
00:32:08Ooh, love you, baby
00:32:10My hand hurts, so please wrap it
00:32:15Oh, yeah
00:32:18It's obvious, but don't hesitate
00:32:26I'm going to use it for my song
00:32:57Why do you always imitate me?
00:33:00I'm not imitating you
00:33:02What do you think, Sayuri?
00:33:04I didn't want him to say anything, but I thought it was very obvious
00:33:10I was about to say thank you
00:33:15You can say it out loud, but you don't want to?
00:33:18I don't want him to think it's over
00:33:23How do you say thank you before the encore?
00:33:27Thank you
00:33:34How do you say thank you before the encore?
00:33:37I don't say thank you
00:33:41I just say it out loud
00:33:46I just say thank you
00:33:50How do you say thank you after the encore?
00:33:52Thank you
00:34:00Next up is Sayaka and Iwai's new song
00:34:22Sayaka and Iwai's new song
00:34:25What is it?
00:34:27It's time for the spotlight
00:34:30This is the star of the show
00:34:33Please come out
00:34:37Hello
00:34:39Welcome
00:34:41It's your first time here
00:34:43How was last year?
00:34:45You were on TV
00:34:47I'm doing well
00:34:50She's doing well
00:34:52She was on M-1 last year
00:34:56She's back in time
00:34:59Sayaka
00:35:01You were great on the second show
00:35:05Thank you
00:35:06People call you Mise-sama on SNS
00:35:10People call me Mise-sama because I'm the prince of Mise-sama
00:35:14You weren't on M-1 last year
00:35:18But you were on King of Contos
00:35:21I was on King of Contos
00:35:23Was it because of the contos?
00:35:25Was it because it was easy to make?
00:35:27I wanted to try something new
00:35:30It was pretty easy
00:35:32It's not that easy to make a manzai
00:35:37It's not easy to make a manzai
00:35:39But it's pretty easy to make a conto
00:35:42It's not easy to make a conto
00:35:49It's a conto in a manzai
00:35:52You can do it in a manzai
00:35:54It's a conto in a manzai
00:35:57What are you saying?
00:35:59What are you saying?
00:36:02You can do it in a manzai
00:36:05You couldn't do it
00:36:07You didn't make it to the finals
00:36:14Mise-sama is just being teased
00:36:18Mise-sama is just being teased
00:36:21He's just doing a performance
00:36:23But Hitaro-san is really angry
00:36:26He's really angry
00:36:28He's really angry
00:36:30He's like the big brother of Tokyo Contos
00:36:34D-san, please
00:36:36I don't know how to do it
00:36:38You don't know how to do it
00:36:40You don't know how to do it
00:36:46I want to do it in the worst way
00:36:48You haven't done it yet
00:36:54You don't know how to do it
00:36:59Sayaka's manzai is a song that's been popular recently
00:37:07But why?
00:37:09Sayaka's manzai is our answer
00:37:39For the sake of money
00:37:42The reason is the age of pretending to be a saint
00:37:46Should we adjust it to the times?
00:37:49Is that thing going to sell more and more?
00:37:54It's like a zombie
00:37:57We won't do that
00:38:03It's fine if it's in a manzai
00:38:05It's fine if it's in a manzai
00:38:07It's fine if it's in a manzai
00:38:11It's fine if it's in a manzai
00:38:15It's fine if it's in a manzai
00:38:20It's fine if it's in a manzai
00:38:25Stop sending me a script
00:38:28You're late to send me a script
00:38:30Stop sending me a script
00:38:32Why are you talking to me?
00:38:34Don't be nervous
00:38:36You don't know the lyrics
00:38:39Shut up
00:38:41We don't see eye to eye
00:38:45We're apart
00:38:49Let's do what we like
00:38:54Let's do what we really care
00:38:58That's how we live
00:39:06What?
00:39:29Dance! At least do something funny!
00:39:32Watch this!
00:39:37We're going to show you the numbers
00:39:41We're going to show you the numbers
00:39:43You haven't given up yet?
00:39:45We're going to show you the numbers
00:39:48For example, if we show you the same number
00:39:52What will happen?
00:39:54Your cancer will be zero
00:39:58This is Mise-en-Scène
00:40:00What do you think?
00:40:01You're not interested, right?
00:40:03But Mise-en-Scène has a lot of power
00:40:10I turned the M1 venue into a silent place
00:40:19I turned the M1 venue into a silent place
00:40:28I turned the M1 venue into a silent place
00:40:33What are you doing?
00:40:35Don't interrupt my important Mise-en-Scène
00:40:37Don't interrupt my dance
00:40:39I got it, listen
00:40:41I got it, listen
00:40:42In the end, what I want to say is
00:40:46In the end, what I want to say is
00:40:48He doesn't care
00:40:50He doesn't care
00:40:54It doesn't matter if it's a boat or a rose
00:40:58If manzai is fun
00:41:02That's what it used to be
00:41:06It's definitely sold out
00:41:11It's definitely sold out
00:41:16Time's up!
00:41:18Thank you
00:41:21That was great
00:41:23It was a real boat
00:41:25It was a real boat
00:41:27It was different
00:41:29It was real
00:41:31We were exposed
00:41:34We were exposed
00:41:37We were exposed
00:41:40Which one was wrong?
00:41:42Of course, Niiyama
00:41:44Of course, Niiyama
00:41:46He sounded so vibrant in the actual show
00:41:51He sounded so vibrant in the actual show
00:41:55It was in the lyrics
00:41:58It's okay
00:42:01I thought he might make mistakes
00:42:03I thought he might make mistakes
00:42:05It's okay
00:42:07He was able to handle it
00:42:09He was able to handle it
00:42:11He was able to handle it
00:42:13I was alone in the back
00:42:15Dancer and Wakiyaiai are doing a dance race.
00:42:19It was amazing.
00:42:20The excitement behind the dance team.
00:42:22It's 30 minutes and 1 hour faster than this guy.
00:42:26That's right.
00:42:27That's right.
00:42:29Then...
00:42:31Is it okay?
00:42:33It's okay, right?
00:42:34Is it okay?
00:42:35I can feel the atmosphere of the worst time in Funaka.
00:42:39Next, Haraichi Iwai, who started blooming and got married and started walking from chain to light.
00:42:55But before that.
00:42:59I've just got some information.
00:43:01I wonder if Sayaka is okay with the hair hanging.
00:43:05I wonder if he will apologize behind my back.
00:43:07So I was paying attention to what he was doing, and then Niyama said to Ishii,
00:43:12Let's do our best again.
00:43:15Apologize to him.
00:43:16Apologize to him.
00:43:17Apologize to him.
00:43:18Apologize to him.
00:43:19It's like, let's do our best together.
00:43:21That's the worst.
00:43:23That's the worst.
00:43:27Let's apologize to him.
00:43:30Let's do our best again.
00:43:31Let's do our best again.
00:43:34The next singer is this person.
00:43:38Hello.
00:43:40Hello.
00:43:41Nice to meet you.
00:43:42Nice to meet you, too.
00:43:43Nice to meet you, too.
00:43:44It's been a while since we've seen each other.
00:43:48Yeah.
00:43:49It's been a while.
00:43:50It's hard to do a live show every day, isn't it?
00:43:52There's a lot of trouble because it's live.
00:43:54Trouble?
00:43:55It's not that bad.
00:43:56It's not that bad.
00:43:57In the World Series, there was a day when the broadcast time was 2 minutes.
00:44:01Yes, there was.
00:44:02I was surprised.
00:44:03It was over when I said hello.
00:44:06That's funny.
00:44:07How are you doing?
00:44:08You've been to a lot of entertainment shows, haven't you?
00:44:11Yes, I have.
00:44:12What have you been up to lately?
00:44:13What I've been up to?
00:44:14I'd like to ask the judges, too.
00:44:19What's the matter?
00:44:20Aren't the recent entertainment shows too hard?
00:44:24Hard?
00:44:25If you make even one mistake, you'll be expelled.
00:44:29You'll never be able to come back.
00:44:32Every year, the number of people is decreasing one by one.
00:44:37It looks like a death game.
00:44:41Everyone is doing SNS without making any mistakes.
00:44:45That's right.
00:44:46That's right, SNS.
00:44:47Are you careful?
00:44:49Yes, I am.
00:44:50I write SNS and update it because I think it's boring.
00:44:56But you have to update it.
00:44:58I don't complain.
00:44:59I think it's a normal sentence.
00:45:00I want to write a different sentence.
00:45:03How about you, Sayuri?
00:45:04I'm so scared that I can't do anything.
00:45:09That's right.
00:45:10The entertainers have to lie so that they won't be hated.
00:45:16That's right.
00:45:18I can't do that.
00:45:19Toyomoto disappeared once.
00:45:26What's the theme of this song?
00:45:27I was in a situation where I had to lie to myself.
00:45:31I was in despair.
00:45:33It's a love song for the woman who saved me.
00:45:39What does that mean?
00:45:40Is it a love song for you?
00:45:42That's right.
00:45:43Is it a love song for you?
00:45:45I didn't think I'd fall in love with an entertainer.
00:45:50That's right.
00:45:51You're not that kind of person.
00:45:53It's about guiding me to a new world.
00:45:56I want to sing about love.
00:45:58What's the title of the song?
00:45:59MY FIRST LADY
00:46:03SNS is full of lies.
00:46:05What is the love song for the woman who saved me from despair?
00:46:12It's MY FIRST LADY by Iwai Haraichi.
00:46:18I didn't think I'd fall in love with an entertainer.
00:46:22But you're different.
00:46:24In this entertainment world full of lies,
00:46:26I found only one.
00:46:28You're MY FIRST LADY.
00:46:30It's a little embarrassing.
00:46:32Entertainers want to get tired of the world.
00:46:37In SNS, everyone is like that.
00:46:41That's not true.
00:46:42I pretend to be awake and show my bare face.
00:46:45I'm really bare-faced.
00:46:46We're not on good terms, but we're idols.
00:46:49An idol group?
00:46:53What is this song?
00:47:07This song is very aggressive.
00:47:13The guest isn't coming.
00:47:14最初のゲロの概念 本性を嘘で隠してる
00:47:18絶対ミスは犯せない ここは地獄のデスゲーム
00:47:29でも君は違った 君は嘘をつかないんだね
00:47:35嫌われることを恐れない勇気を持ってる
00:47:40出会った瞬間心奪われた 君の名は神田宇野
00:47:59岩井くんそんなこと言ってくれて私嬉しい
00:48:10宇野嘘つかない全部言っちゃう
00:48:20宇野嘘つけないセレブ出しちゃう
00:48:25宇野は抜きないだからかわいい
00:48:31だって宇野神田宇野だもん
00:48:35宇野の歌でした
00:48:44宇野さん僕も連れてってよ
00:48:47宇野さんのいる嘘のない世界に
00:48:50岩井くんさあこっちにおいで
00:48:53やめろやめろ行くな岩井
00:48:56なんで止めるんだよ
00:48:58俺も宇野さんの住む世界に行きたいんだよ
00:49:01確かにこの人は嘘はつかない
00:49:04その代わりめちゃくちゃ炎上してる
00:49:08そこもかわいいんだろ
00:49:10ダメだこいつは
00:49:16宇野は娘に作ったキャラペンに
00:49:19ヒーダーギュー使って炎上したぜ
00:49:23スカルボン使った時も炎上しちゃった
00:49:26くっさいだろベント
00:49:27宇野はバイオリン合宿中の娘に
00:49:30ヘリで会いに行って炎上したぜ
00:49:33だから今ヘリは片道だけにしてる
00:49:37何してんのバカ野郎
00:49:38わりうちのだから理解もとうない日がいい
00:49:41管理ちゃんとしろって援助したぜ
00:49:45信じてたのにショック
00:49:48あるその言い方管理しろ
00:49:50炎上すると落ち込むの
00:49:56宇野もみんなにつかれた日
00:50:01ファンサービート足りてない
00:50:04握手会やろうかな
00:50:07今度ケンちゃんに聞いてみよう
00:50:18宇野嘘つかないだから炎上する
00:50:23宇野嘘つけないだから叩かれる
00:50:27宇野悪気ないだからかわいい
00:50:33だって宇野かんな宇野だもん
00:50:36なんだそれ
00:50:51宇野ってなに
00:50:57すげーな
00:50:58楽しい
00:50:59マッサージさん来ちゃってる
00:51:01宇野さん来た
00:51:03宇野さん久しぶりに見た
00:51:05宇野感増してんだよ
00:51:09そんなさ宇野さんに対してサワベのツッコミすごくない?
00:51:12なんだそれって
00:51:15宇野ってかんな宇野なんだって言われても意味がわかんない
00:51:18いやでも確かに今の歌に一番ぴったりな
00:51:22世界中探しても確かに宇野さんがナンバーワンですね
00:51:25この曲に一番ぴったりな人
00:51:27岩井はずっと言ってた
00:51:29最強だと
00:51:30そうなんですよ嘘ないですしやっぱこういう人がいないと
00:51:33どんどん嘘まみれた世界になっていっちゃう
00:51:35でも確かに嘘つかないもんね
00:51:37俺も変な嘘が知ってるし
00:51:39それで失敗してるの
00:51:40それ炎上してるのも知ってます?
00:51:43だから今回も阻止できたんです
00:51:47最近はもう阻止するようにして
00:51:50阻止ってどういうことですか?
00:51:52だってかんな宇野だもんってとこあったじゃないですか
00:51:54だって宇野お金持ちなんだもんって歌詞だったんですけど
00:51:56っていう歌詞を岩井さんが作られたから
00:51:58それやったら自分でそんなこと言ったら
00:52:00なんだお金持ち自慢とかって
00:52:03また絶対言われるでしょ
00:52:05だからそこの歌詞だけやめてください
00:52:07一回説得したんですけど
00:52:09後日正式にNGが
00:52:12事前に会議できるようになったんですよ
00:52:16だからインスタもコメント欄もオフだし
00:52:19いいねが全部オフなんです
00:52:21でも海外行ってる写真とか載せてるでしょ相変わらず
00:52:23それはだって私の日記ですもの
00:52:27それはどうせ
00:52:29それ海外もダメなの
00:52:31海外もダメなの
00:52:33この後フッツとゴトーが衝撃の新曲
00:52:40新撮やねん
00:52:42フットボール
00:52:56続いては魂のマジロッカー
00:52:59フットボールアワーゴトー
00:53:02おい
00:53:10あれちょっとギター
00:53:12いつもと違くないですか
00:53:14いつもと違うっていうか
00:53:15俺このタイプ何も持ってるから
00:53:17じゃあ今日光るやつとか回るやつとか
00:53:19光るとか回るとかもうやらん
00:53:21ええ
00:53:23寂しいな
00:53:25笑うやろ光ったり回ったりしたら
00:53:27結構ね大変ですねでも
00:53:29またの番組から一人いなくなっちゃってね
00:53:33まあまあここで言うことではないけど
00:53:35まあ大変は大変
00:53:36あの後ヤスコとはうまくやってるんですか
00:53:38どうなんですか
00:53:39ヤスコとはちゃんと仲直りしたんですか
00:53:43ええ誰と間違ってんの
00:53:45ヤスコさんと一緒よ
00:53:47俺フワちゃんちゃうで
00:53:49あゴトちゃん
00:53:51ゴトちゃんって何
00:53:53ゴトちゃん間違えた
00:53:55ゴトちゃん
00:53:57いやフワちゃんちゃうやろ
00:53:59スタジオが寒いときに
00:54:01牛ガレのブランケットかけてるか
00:54:03寂しいな
00:54:05寂しいな
00:54:07かけてないやろ今
00:54:09それだけは本当に僕は
00:54:11一言相談してほしかったというか
00:54:13SNSでいろいろ製作会社の社長の悪口とか言い出して
00:54:17誰がイワハシやねん
00:54:21全部間違えてる
00:54:23違うわ
00:54:24最近でも久々にカメラ見たら
00:54:26ヒゲボボになってましたね
00:54:28誰が小沢さんやねん
00:54:34何で間違えた
00:54:36俺もヒントがヒゲだけで分かった
00:54:42ギリギリやで
00:54:44小沢さんって今おいくつになったんですか
00:54:4650なった
00:54:48大丈夫ですか
00:54:50適度な運動とかちゃんとやってますか
00:54:52運動はそんなしてない
00:54:54夜はすぐ眠れますか
00:54:56ちょっとねつきが
00:54:58いいほうではない
00:55:00何か他に気になるとこありますか
00:55:02痛いとか
00:55:04年齢で腰が痛いとか
00:55:06そういうのはありますよね
00:55:08診察やねん
00:55:12診察すんなよ
00:55:16正直な話ちょっと見えづらい
00:55:18見えづらい
00:55:20カンペとかもね
00:55:22固まって見えちゃったり
00:55:24ちょっとぼやけてしまって
00:55:26固まりに見えるってのはあるね
00:55:28それってあれかな
00:55:30白内瘡かもしれませんね
00:55:32眼科なってるやん
00:55:34眼科の診察すんなよ
00:55:36眼科
00:55:38眼科
00:55:40総合病院かここ
00:55:42全部あんのか
00:55:44次3回行ってくださいか
00:55:48ちょっと真っすぐ歩いてもらってよろしいですか
00:55:52ちょっと真っすぐ
00:55:56ちょっと真っすぐ
00:55:58真っすぐ歩ける
00:56:00真っすぐ歩ける
00:56:04ちょっとはーってゆっくり
00:56:06見本やないか
00:56:08なんで見本してんねん
00:56:12すごいらしいですね
00:56:14今回またスタッフに聞いたんですけど
00:56:16早歌
00:56:18すごい
00:56:20すごい
00:56:22これは本当すごいですよ
00:56:24後藤さん今回の曲
00:56:26パソコンで作ったんですって
00:56:28パソコンで
00:56:30そういうのを使って
00:56:32結構だってパソコンで曲作るって難しいじゃないですか
00:56:34ギター入れたりとか
00:56:36ドラムなんか拾ってきて入れたりとか
00:56:38そういうの
00:56:40だから本当に曲は完璧だったらしいんですよ
00:56:42ただそのデータを
00:56:44送ることができないんですって
00:56:48スタッフにね
00:56:50どうやっても送れないらしくて
00:56:52パソコンそのまま持ってきたらしい
00:56:58分かれへんでもしょうないやろ
00:57:00パソコンそんな使えへんねんから普段
00:57:02後藤さん
00:57:04そろそろよろしいですか
00:57:06歌いたいんだよ
00:57:10俺は歌いたい
00:57:12ちょっと待ってくれ
00:57:14歌う前に
00:57:16俺が歌う
00:57:22後藤が歌うのは
00:57:24天変地異で地球が滅亡した未来
00:57:26何が起こるかわからない
00:57:28この世に送る
00:57:30マジロックとは
00:57:32じゃあみなさん
00:57:34ギューに口に含んでください
00:57:40ギュー
00:57:42ギュー
00:57:44ギュー
00:57:46ギュー
00:57:48ギュー
00:57:50ギュー
00:57:52ギューの何がおもろいん
00:57:54銭湯行ったら笑いじるぞ
00:58:00やめてください
00:58:02やめてください
00:58:04それではお聞きください
00:58:06フットボールは後藤さんのマジ歌で
00:58:08情熱ヘクトパスカルです
00:58:10どうぞ
00:58:40飲んで
00:58:42飲んで
00:58:44召し上がれ
00:58:48天変
00:58:50チーズ
00:58:54バーガー
00:59:00ひどいね
00:59:02天変
00:59:04チーズバーガー
00:59:06ビックルス抜いて
00:59:08生存はビックルス
00:59:10Yeah
00:59:14地球上
00:59:16たった俺一人
00:59:18天変チーズバーガー
00:59:20より一緒に
00:59:22ポテトはいかが
00:59:24サイズはもちろん
00:59:26牛死に一生
00:59:28吠える
00:59:34弱いほど
00:59:36よく吠える
00:59:38天地が微笑む
00:59:40恩を
00:59:42与え返す
00:59:44Yeah
00:59:46海を駆るて
00:59:48血の合いが狂う
00:59:50みんなが言ってた
00:59:52強い思いで
00:59:54あの子の笑顔が
00:59:56頬耳に染みるプシーン
00:59:58情熱ヘクトパスカル
01:00:02ここはかつて
01:00:04情熱ヘクトパスカル
01:00:08ここはかつて
01:00:10セントラルパーク
01:00:12切りさめあいの
01:00:14USA
01:00:16観測史上
01:00:18最大級
01:00:20最大級
01:00:22Please answer
01:00:24Yeah
01:00:34I'll be down
01:00:38I'll be down
01:00:42I'll be down
01:00:44隠して
01:00:46地球は
01:00:4846億年の
01:00:50歴史に幕を下したのである
01:00:54と同時に
01:00:56人間も絶滅したか
01:00:58に思えた
01:01:00ただ
01:01:02I don't think so.
01:01:05I'm sure that somewhere,
01:01:07humans will have new eyes.
01:01:13That's what I said yesterday.
01:01:18I'll tell you more about this on another occasion.
01:01:32I'll tell you more about this on another occasion.
01:01:36There's no need to be alone.
01:01:40We'll fall in love.
01:02:03What?
01:02:05What's that face?
01:02:07It looks like Suikimachi.
01:02:10What's that?
01:02:18Well, they have eyes.
01:02:20Not extinction, but eyes.
01:02:22It means that humans will have new lives.
01:02:26It's a song of hope.
01:02:27Another masterpiece was born.
01:02:30It was cool.
01:02:32It was cool, but it was a little lame.
01:02:36Was it a success?
01:02:40It wasn't as good as I expected.
01:02:46But I was relieved.
01:02:49It's like Goto's song.
01:02:53I was relieved.
01:02:56I was relieved.
01:02:58I thought it was a great song.
01:03:00But it was a stupid song.
01:03:09Otori is a troupe.
01:03:12They appear in the 100-man show every year.
01:03:17What will happen this year?
01:03:19We're a troupe.
01:03:21We have a letter for you.
01:03:24I'll read it.
01:03:26It's been 18 years since I became a singer.
01:03:30The world is changing rapidly.
01:03:33As a singer, I decided that I had to change according to the times.
01:03:38I want you to see me who has upgraded.
01:03:46I wonder if he's thinking about it.
01:03:49He's coming today.
01:03:50He's coming today.
01:03:52He's coming.
01:04:00Thank you for your hard work.
01:04:02He's a troupe.
01:04:04He's a troupe.
01:04:06He's a pro-max.
01:04:08He's a pro-max.
01:04:09I upgraded.
01:04:11What's wrong with your head?
01:04:13The evolution of digital technology is amazing.
01:04:18He can't speak.
01:04:20He can't speak.
01:04:22I want you to ride this wave.
01:04:26I upgraded.
01:04:28How has it changed?
01:04:30The image quality has improved a lot.
01:04:33The image quality has improved a lot.
01:04:35The resolution has increased.
01:04:37The resolution has increased.
01:04:39I can see the producer's face when I laugh.
01:04:42I can see the producer's face when I laugh.
01:04:44It's hard.
01:04:46It's hard.
01:04:48It's hard.
01:04:50The sound has improved a lot.
01:04:53The sound?
01:04:54The sound has improved a lot.
01:04:56I can hear my wife's voice.
01:05:03You haven't upgraded.
01:05:07You haven't upgraded.
01:05:09I upgraded.
01:05:10I look like an AI.
01:05:14I'm a fast one.
01:05:16I'm a fast one.
01:05:18I can solve riddles.
01:05:22I can solve riddles.
01:05:24I'm fast.
01:05:25I'll give you a riddle.
01:05:27Wait a minute.
01:05:29I'll turn on the riddle board.
01:05:37It's shining.
01:05:39I'll give you a riddle.
01:05:41I'll give you a riddle.
01:05:44A car.
01:05:45A car.
01:05:46A motorcycle.
01:05:51Both of them run on the road.
01:05:55I'm talking nonsense.
01:05:59I'll give you a riddle.
01:06:01I'll give you a riddle.
01:06:03I'll give you a riddle.
01:06:05Wait a minute.
01:06:06Wait a minute.
01:06:07Wait a minute.
01:06:14I'll give you a riddle.
01:06:18Ramen.
01:06:19Soba.
01:06:21I'm sorry.
01:06:25I'm sorry.
01:06:27I'm talking nonsense.
01:06:33Wait a minute.
01:06:35I've solved a lot of riddles.
01:06:44I'm sorry.
01:06:51You've used too many riddles.
01:06:53It's okay.
01:06:55I'll give you a riddle.
01:06:57I'm sorry.
01:07:01I've used too many riddles.
01:07:04I can also use a camera.
01:07:09I can take a video.
01:07:11That's amazing.
01:07:13Can you take a video?
01:07:16Can you take a video?
01:07:21I took a video.
01:07:23Can you see it now?
01:07:25It's connected to the Internet.
01:07:27Can you send it to the monitor?
01:07:29I think you can see it.
01:07:32That's amazing.
01:07:35That's amazing.
01:07:37You can swipe like this.
01:07:39This is amazing.
01:07:43You can send it to the monitor.
01:07:48You have to put effort into this.
01:07:55This mouse also makes a sound.
01:07:59When you take pictures, the mouse outputs power.
01:08:04You have to put effort into this.
01:08:07It's a golf ball.
01:08:09It's the moment of impact.
01:08:11I see.
01:08:13It's going to go in.
01:08:15It's going to go in.
01:08:17It's going to go in.
01:08:19It's going to go in.
01:08:21It's a carry case.
01:08:23Can you put it back?
01:08:25It's not the time to hold the carry case.
01:08:27Put it back.
01:08:29It's the time to put it back.
01:08:31Yes.
01:08:33It's going to go in.
01:08:35It's a carry case.
01:08:37Yes.
01:08:39After that,
01:08:41it's going to go in.
01:08:43It's a carry case.
01:08:47It's a carry case.
01:08:49It's a carry case.
01:08:51Damn!!!
01:08:53He's like a robot!
01:08:54He's a human!
01:08:56He's like a bulb!
01:08:58But he's got no smoke.
01:08:59No smoke!
01:09:01No smoke.
01:09:03I don't really get why you're excited here.
01:09:06You've changed your hobby.
01:09:07Well, I'm not so sure about this.
01:09:11I'm not sure how a robot goes about his business.
01:09:16Jin-jin!
01:09:17I don't want to eat the meal of the person I met for the first time!
01:09:19Monitor mission!
01:09:21I don't get along with this guy!
01:09:23I won't lie, so I'll get angry!
01:09:26Hone-mini-shin-milk-shake!
01:09:33It's about time, so can you sing a song?
01:09:36Please sing a song.
01:09:38This time, it's a duet.
01:09:40A duet?
01:09:42Yes, will you sing with me?
01:09:44A duet?
01:09:47I'm Okayu Hashino.
01:09:49Nice to meet you.
01:09:51What's the title?
01:09:53Today,
01:09:55it's a duet of a man and a woman.
01:09:57Please listen to it.
01:09:59Please stand by.
01:10:01It's a duet of a man and a woman
01:10:03that has been upgraded
01:10:05with the times.
01:10:07It's a duet of a man and a woman
01:10:09with a professional singer.
01:10:11It's a duet of a man and a woman.
01:10:17Ah
01:10:19Is this heart-pounding
01:10:21a bug?
01:10:23I'm just thinking
01:10:25about him
01:10:27and my memory
01:10:29is overflowing.
01:10:31There's no update
01:10:33on the OS
01:10:35of love.
01:10:37I'm just thinking
01:10:39about you
01:10:41and my memory
01:10:43is overflowing.
01:10:46When I'm in front of you,
01:10:50I freeze.
01:10:54Log in.
01:10:56Hey, log in.
01:10:58Tell me your ID
01:11:00and password.
01:11:02Let's do a pairing.
01:11:04I want to connect
01:11:06by wire.
01:11:08I want to connect by wire.
01:11:10I want to connect by wire.
01:11:12I want to connect by wire.
01:11:15I'll do CoPiPei
01:11:37CoPiPei
01:11:39BOOM!
01:11:39Neko Pippen!
01:11:42Kuchibiru no sensa kara
01:11:46Tsutawaru kakuchoushi
01:11:50Yukizuri no koi sa
01:11:54Ikenai sensa ne
01:11:58Yukizuri no sensa
01:12:00Yukizuri sen
01:12:02Zuri sen, zuri sen
01:12:04Yukizuri sen
01:12:07Zuri kopi, zuri sen
01:12:09Zuri kopi, zuri kopi
01:12:11Zuri kopi, zuri kopi
01:12:13Zuri ko-pi-pe
01:12:21終了!
01:12:23終了!
01:12:25ちょっと、どこなんですか、こいつ
01:12:27普通に3枚引っ込んでるからね
01:12:29そうですよね
01:12:30いいんですかね、これね
01:12:31手首、ってやってるの?
01:12:34手コピです、手コピ
01:12:36ズリセンは完全に言ってた
01:12:38ズリセンは完全に言ってた
01:12:40これ何も、ユキズリセンですからね
01:12:42ただこの岡井さんがですね、この振り付けの練習をしてたんですね
01:12:46で、この手コピの動きがこうだって言うんですけど
01:12:50無意識のうちにこうやってやってました
01:12:53やめろ!
01:12:55やめろ!
01:12:57ズリセンの動きが
01:12:59やめろ!
01:13:02やるわけないやん
01:13:05最後のどうでした?
01:13:07え?
01:13:08この曲を聴いていただいてどうでした?
01:13:10いや、もういい曲だなって思いました
01:13:14普通にいい曲だなって思った?
01:13:15はい
01:13:16こういう動きなかったでしょ
01:13:18やめろ!
01:13:20やめてください!
01:13:22やめてください!
01:13:24やめてください!
01:13:26こうか、こうじゃなかった
01:13:28やめてください!
01:13:30やめてください!
01:13:32三人いるってことだよ!
01:13:34三人でやるわけないでしょ!
01:13:36ああ、そうか。ごめんなさい、間違えちゃった
01:13:39ティーバー、ユーネクストで配信中!
01:13:44僕が出演するゴッドダン、芸人マジウタ選手権オリジナルを
01:13:48ティーバーにて配信
01:13:50ぜひ、お見逃しなく
01:13:52絶対見てください!見てください!
01:13:54見て!見て!見て村国彦!
01:13:59徳美さんとずっとやってらっしゃっても
01:14:01岡井さんにこんな歌を歌わせちゃダメですよ、もう一人さ
01:14:04徳美さんに手コピはしない