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00:00The next day
00:02Jin and Shari
00:04They're sharing a sofa
00:06U and Kleiner
00:08Don't say it like La France
00:10It's like Oshaburi
00:12I love Aka-san
00:14It's Aka-chan!
00:20Is this a raw shiitake mushroom?
00:22It's raw shiitake mushroom
00:24You're not eating it
00:26You're not going to cook it for me?
00:28It's my favorite Oshaburi
00:30Stop it!
00:32It's going to be complicated
00:34You're going to pull it in
00:36It's like when you use a cotton swab
00:38It's good
00:40It's like Gregor Roman
00:42You're going to pull it in
00:44You're going to pull it in
00:46He's not eating it
00:48It's not good for Oshaburi
00:50You have to lift up your boobs
00:52You have to lift up your boobs
00:54You have to lift up your boobs
00:56Are you listening to Mike Tyson?
00:58Are you listening to Mike Tyson?
01:00He's not Mike Tyson
01:02He's Mike Tyson
01:05The world's most interesting image
01:08The world's most interesting image
01:10What kind of reaction will the actors make
01:12when they hear this narration?
01:14Can you do it?
01:16You'll be surprised
01:18It's hot
01:20Don't do anything today
01:22We have a musician here
01:24you have a family on the boat.
01:26Mexican snack, Nagaxin Mexican.
01:31Do you want to see?
01:33Oh, a haguki!
01:35A haguki!
01:37A haguki!
01:38It is a great haguki!
01:39It is a haguki.
01:40A haguki is...
01:41It looks like a horse!
01:43It looks like a horse!
01:45A haguki is almost like a horse.
01:47I want to see it again.
01:49Show me, uncle.
01:51Show me.
01:52I'm going to get the camera to go in and out.
01:54I want to see that.
01:56The one that looks like a horse.
01:58I want to see it.
02:00I want to see it.
02:02Thank you very much.
02:06Last time, he relied on the Goi Goi Sui.
02:08He is watching the show very closely.
02:10I was worried about this time.
02:12But he relies on Goi Goi Sui for most of the time.
02:14He is trying very hard
02:16not to do the next job.
02:18That's right.
02:20It's a very important scene.
02:22He came here.
02:24It was held in Jamaica.
02:26It was a relay race in elementary school.
02:28There was a cute happening.
02:32Thank you very much.
02:34This baton is connected by everyone.
02:36For the victory of the yellow team,
02:38I will definitely connect it to the next person
02:40and definitely win.
02:42I will change my life here.
02:44Even if my life ends here,
02:46I have no regrets.
02:48My sister, my sister, my brother,
02:50my brother, my brother, my brother,
02:52and my brother.
02:54Suddenly, he is in the opposite direction.
02:56We won.
02:58It's overwhelming.
03:00It was a close game.
03:04The truth of his habit.
03:06This cute dog.
03:08He has a habit
03:10of dancing during training.
03:12He has a habit of dancing during training.
03:16He is cute.
03:18Because the words are not transmitted,
03:20humans are laughing all the time.
03:22He is not dancing
03:24in a good mood.
03:26It's different.
03:28When he cuts scissors,
03:30the wind is a little bit.
03:32It's a little bit.
03:34It's coming.
03:36It's coming.
03:38It's coming.
03:40He got a difficult video.
03:46Mr. Ikariya.
03:48What kind of picture is it?
03:54I'll have a beer.
03:56It's a beer.
03:58Mr. Shimura and Mr. Ikariya?
04:00It's a beer.
04:04It's a beer.
04:06Is it similar?
04:08It's dirty.
04:10Mr. Ikariya.
04:12It's very similar.
04:14It's dirty.
04:16Why is your beer dirty?
04:18It's dirty.
04:20It's amazing.
04:22Mr. Ikariya is very similar.
04:24Beer, Japanese sake,
04:26highball, lemon soda,
04:28and edamame.
04:30It's amazing.
04:32It's a total of 35 yen.
04:34It's not good.
04:36I didn't know what Let's go Yoshimoto was.
04:38That's right.
04:40The moment of destiny.
04:44The events of a certain village.
04:46The appearance of a man
04:48who is mixed with adults
04:52will be announced
04:54by the World Cup representatives.
04:56I can't get it dirty.
04:58I don't think so.
05:00I have to get it dirty.
05:02It's okay.
05:04Toma, Na, Taniguchi, Shibasaki, Endo, Ito, Yamane, Takura,
05:27That's all.
05:29This is the worst.
05:32I wanted to play in the World Cup.
05:35He didn't call him out.
05:37I thought he was going to call me out.
05:38Looper Go
05:41A German soccer team.
05:43A game where you connect the ball with the heading and try to put it in this bucket.
05:48Will it be a miraculous success?
05:52Can you see the miraculous moment?
05:54He's good.
05:56What?
06:00Why?
06:02What's going on?
06:04He missed it.
06:06He's in a bad mood.
06:08He's coming.
06:10Everyone is going to wake up.
06:12Everyone is going to wake up.
06:14He's going to wake up.
06:16He's going to wake up.
06:18He's injured.
06:20Help me!
06:22In a way, it's a super goal.
06:26Niko, the male cat.
06:30Niko, the male cat who lives in Brazil.
06:33When he's hungry, he does a mysterious action.
06:36That is...
06:38He searches for food in the air.
06:40Niko, why do you search for food in the air every time?
06:44There's no food, Niko.
06:46There's no food up there.
06:48Look at his cute legs.
06:50His right leg is in front of his left leg.
06:52He's cute.
06:54There's no food.
06:56Niko is looking for food up there.
06:58Niko, Niko, Niko.
07:00There's no food up there.
07:02Niko, there's no food.
07:04But he's digging.
07:06What's wrong, Niko?
07:08He's looking for food again.
07:10There's no food up there.
07:12There's no food, Niko.
07:14He's digging.
07:16He's digging.
07:18There's food down there.
07:20There's food down there.
07:22It's funny, isn't it?
07:26Mr. Yoshimura is doing the job he was told to do the best.
07:30He's doing it faithfully.
07:32It's not the best.
07:34Could it be...
07:36Amazing.
07:38When a gorilla who lives in an American zoo takes a shower...
07:42What?
07:44Today is the day I've been waiting for.
07:46It's my concert.
07:48The one who rings that bell is you.
07:56Thank you, everyone.
07:58I'm a gorilla.
08:00I'm definitely a gorilla.
08:02I'm going to take a shower.
08:04It feels good.
08:06I don't have to be a gorilla.
08:08I'm going to look in the mirror again.
08:10I'm going to take a shower again.
08:14That's amazing.
08:16Mr. Omura.
08:18It happened at a golf course in Sweden.
08:22This week, lesson 4.
08:24How to make people laugh with a swimsuit shot.
08:28When the ball comes to this street,
08:30I'll teach you how to make your boss laugh.
08:32The point of making people laugh here is
08:36how seriously you hit the ball.
08:42Look at the direction of the target and hit it.
08:46Empty shot.
08:48And dive.
08:50That's all.
08:52That's how you make your boss laugh.
08:54The point is to make the air.
08:56Try it again.
08:58Empty shot.
09:00And dive.
09:02It's cold.
09:04It's cold.
09:06I'm going to fall into the water.
09:08But your evaluation in the office is explosive.
09:10Please refer to it.
09:12Next week, lesson 5.
09:14Put your head in the cup.
09:16I haven't fallen in a year.
09:18I have to get better at the location.
09:20I have to get better at the location.
09:22I'll do my best.
09:24Tennessee, USA.
09:26A live broadcast of the committee held in a strict atmosphere.
09:30John Rose is giving a speech.
09:34Unexpected events.
09:38Good.
09:40Everyone's reaction is good.
09:42I'm sure I'll get through today.
09:44Hi, Dad, Mom.
09:46I sneaked into the balcony today.
09:48In such a place?
09:50I'm sorry I was born.
09:52It's funny.
09:54Can you get in there?
09:56I can't get in the way of the machine.
09:58It's a free space.
10:00Don't get in the way.
10:04I'm not a grown-up.
10:10It stinks.
10:12I don't like this smell.
10:14I don't like this smell.
10:16What is this smell?
10:18It's disgusting.
10:20It's disgusting.
10:22I get it.
10:24It smells like hair.
10:26I don't like this smell.
10:28What is this?
10:30It's amazing.
10:32Ancient.
10:34It's close.
10:36It's a certain afternoon in Brazil.
10:38It seems that a dog, Laulinha, and a baby are playing.
10:42If I hadn't been told, I wouldn't have been able to do it.
10:44Actually, this is a video of my childhood.
10:48A big dog, Laulinha, came to my house.
10:52He always plays with me.
10:54It's a story.
10:56He didn't hurt me.
10:58I said,
11:00Don't go there.
11:02It's dangerous.
11:04He always comes to me and helps me.
11:06He's good.
11:08He likes bright places.
11:10When I try to go there,
11:12he says,
11:14It's dangerous because there are steps.
11:16He helps me again.
11:18It's like an old woman's story.
11:20Anyway,
11:22I'm glad there's a home video like this.
11:26Home video.
11:28I can look back and be grateful to humans.
11:30And I can be grateful to dogs.
11:34I gave him a snack with gratitude.
11:38This is amazing.
11:40It's interesting.
11:42It's sand.
11:44License.
11:46Aliguma is sold in many countries.
11:48It is washed and eaten by the main character.
11:50Aliguma is washed.
11:52Sweetness has decreased.
11:54How do you wash it?
11:56I thought it would be sweeter and more delicious if I ate this.
11:58I washed it.
12:00It would have been better if I had eaten it.
12:02Sweetness has decreased.
12:04I washed it.
12:06Sweetness decreases.
12:08It's not sweet.
12:10It's definitely sweeter if I ate it as it is,
12:12but I washed it.
12:14Oh, I get it.
12:16It's not sweet.
12:18I'll wash it.
12:19Can you bring me some salt? I'll wash it.
12:21It has nothing to do with salt.
12:22I'll wash it.
12:24I want to eat it as it is.
12:26I want to eat it as it is.
12:28But I'll definitely wash it.
12:30Don't do it.
12:32I want to eat it.
12:34It's cute.
12:37I'm glad I took it.
12:39It's a single.
12:41Bobo-chan, a Momonga living in Taiwan.
12:44She acts super cute when she wants attention.
12:53Bobo-chan is serious.
12:55What's with the background music?
12:58Bobo-chan, go over there.
13:03Why don't you add the background music?
13:05It's cute.
13:08It's a buzzer.
13:10It's a buzzer.
13:12It's cute.
13:14It's not a buzzer. It's Bobo-chan.
13:16I'm glad I took this video.
13:19Mom, should I monetize this video?
13:25Don't say such a thing.
13:27I shouldn't be loud.
13:29I should be quiet.
13:31You've been noisy.
13:34I'm sorry.
13:36I thought it would be exciting.
13:40I didn't know it was an initiative.
13:42He's showing his past on the way.
13:46That's right.
13:48He's making it his own story.
13:50It's about time to make other people's videos his own story.
13:53That's right.
13:55If you do it, you won't change your name.
13:58You can also sympathize with the love of Kusetsugo couple.
14:03The love of Kusetsugo couple.
14:08Shin-kun, what do you want to eat for dinner?
14:11Are you already talking about dinner?
14:13We just had lunch.
14:15I was surprised, too.
14:17This body is really bad.
14:19Are you an American?
14:21You're in a good mood.
14:23How do you feel?
14:25I don't care. I'll leave it to Adriana.
14:29What?
14:31Who is Adriana?
14:33I'm Kyoko.
14:35I'm sorry.
14:39Who is Adriana?
14:41Who is Adriana?
14:45Adriana?
14:49I'm sorry. I'm Motokano.
14:51What?
14:53We've been dating for half a year.
14:55You still use Motokano's name.
14:57I'm leaving.
14:59I'm sorry.
15:03We've been dating for half a year.
15:05We've been dating for half a year.
15:07Motokano Adriana?
15:09I'm sorry.
15:11Where are you from?
15:13Italy.
15:15Did you date an Italian?
15:17Where did you meet?
15:19We were drinking at a bar.
15:21What did he say?
15:23He said,
15:25I'm glad to meet you.
15:27I'm Adriana.
15:29I can speak Italian.
15:31I'll leave it to you.
15:33In Japanese?
15:35Nice to meet you. I'm Adriana.
15:37We're not going to run away.
15:39You're not going to run away?
15:41Really?
15:43He's Italian.
15:45You must have been surprised
15:47when you met Adriana.
15:49I'm a foreigner.
15:51Oh my god!
15:53Everyone in Motokano is a foreigner?
15:55Everyone in Motokano is a foreigner?
15:57Didn't he say that?
15:59How many people are there?
16:016 including Adriana.
16:03That's a lot.
16:05Japan's number one in foreign countries?
16:07Japan's number one in foreign countries?
16:09It's G7.
16:11G7 is a different country.
16:13That's a good point.
16:15That's a good point.
16:17Shin, are you satisfied with me?
16:19Shin, are you satisfied with me?
16:21You're worried.
16:23What do you mean?
16:25I'm not as pretty as a foreigner.
16:27I'm not as glamorous as a foreigner.
16:29I'm not as romantic as a foreigner.
16:31I think you're the type of person
16:33who is like a foreigner.
16:35No, I'm not.
16:37I'm not the type of person who is like a foreigner.
16:39I just happened to like a foreigner.
16:41I just happened to like a foreigner.
16:43In a relationship,
16:45appearance, nationality, and gender
16:47don't matter.
16:49I think Kyoko is beautiful.
16:51I think Kyoko is beautiful.
16:53I think Kyoko is beautiful.
16:55I think Kyoko is beautiful.
16:57What?
16:59I love her.
17:01I love her.
17:03I'm sorry.
17:05Where are you from?
17:07Where are you from?
17:09France, England,
17:11France, England,
17:13Netherlands, Brazil, and Argentina.
17:15Netherlands, Brazil, and Argentina.
17:17She's a top-ranking member of Viva!
17:19She's a top-ranking member of Viva!
17:21She's a top-ranking member of Viva!
17:23I made a mistake
17:25in my name.
17:27You made a mistake?
17:29That's a big confession.
17:31You told your boyfriend
17:33a different person's name.
17:35I told him my ex-boyfriend's name.
17:37I told him my ex-boyfriend's name.
17:39It's not like our names are that different.
17:41Our names are similar.
17:43How did you hide it?
17:45I just apologize.
17:47I apologize.
17:49You don't care about what your ex-girlfriend's name is.
17:59He's a great actor.
18:15So, I told you to quit because you wouldn't make it in time for the movie.
18:31But…
18:33Hey, hey.
18:38What?
18:40Are you listening?
18:41Yes, I am.
18:43There's a lot going on lately, right?
18:45When people are talking, they're always playing with their phones.
18:49You're not listening to me, are you?
18:51I'm listening.
18:52You're not listening!
18:53Then what was I saying?
18:56Well...
19:00You went to lunch with Kaoru-chan at Omotesando, right?
19:02At a place called Patine Brown, famous for their pancakes.
19:05After lunch, Kaoru-chan asked you to order a parfait,
19:07so you said,
19:08you wouldn't make it in time for the movie, so let's not.
19:10But in the end, Kaoru-chan asked you to order a parfait, right?
19:15I'm listening.
19:16You even said the name of the cafe perfectly.
19:19I'm listening.
19:20I remember everything you said.
19:22You don't remember, do you?
19:24Kaoru-chan is that person, right?
19:26Kaoru-chan, who has been a friend since college,
19:28who is not good at celery,
19:29and who has a 10-yen coin in her nose, right?
19:33You remember, don't you?
19:34I remember.
19:35Why do you remember such a small detail?
19:38Well, I've seen a picture of Kaoru-chan.
19:41What?
19:42You sent it to me when you were drunk.
19:45A picture of Kaoru-chan putting a 10-yen coin in her nose,
19:48and a picture of you putting a 500-yen coin in her nose.
19:51Stop it!
19:52Wait a minute.
19:53Then, can you make it sound more like you're listening?
19:56What's that?
19:57It's a holiday, so you spend the whole day at home.
20:01Is that okay?
20:02No, it's fine.
20:04Anyway, I'm going to do the laundry,
20:10do the laundry,
20:13and boil the bath.
20:18I do everything.
20:19You do everything!
20:21I do.
20:22Why do you do everything?
20:24Well, I was free all day.
20:26It's perfect!
20:29It's really good.
20:30I like it!
20:32You're such a nuisance.
20:36I like it!
20:37What's that?
20:38You like it so much that you want to go to the city, don't you?
20:44You have a good face.
20:46Hey.
20:47Yes?
20:50I have a little strange part.
20:53Do you know?
20:56Where?
20:57I have a little strange part, so notice it.
21:01Hair?
21:02No.
21:04What? Nail?
21:06I didn't do it.
21:09What?
21:11Did you lose weight?
21:14What?
21:16Did you lose weight?
21:17What?
21:18Did you lose weight?
21:19No.
21:20You lost weight, didn't you?
21:21I knew it.
21:22You lost weight, didn't you?
21:23What?
21:24It's totally different.
21:25Is it right?
21:26No.
21:27No?
21:28I'm happy to hear that.
21:30Is it wrong?
21:31I'm happy to hear that you lost weight, but I don't want you to notice it.
21:36Then, where?
21:37I want you to notice it.
21:38Notice it.
21:40I don't know.
21:41I'm with you every day.
21:43Why do you look so annoying?
21:45I'm not annoying.
21:46Look for something more serious.
21:48If it's like that, it's fine.
21:50It's the worst.
21:53You're such a nuisance.
21:56Guess where I look different.
21:58The other way around.
22:00What?
22:01Tell me where I look different.
22:05You don't have a man's turn.
22:08I've never heard of it.
22:09You don't look different.
22:10I look different.
22:11I've never heard of it.
22:12I've never heard of it.
22:13I've never heard of it.
22:14Did you cut your hair?
22:15No.
22:17Did you shave?
22:18No.
22:20I don't care if you don't know.
22:23What's that?
22:24You're such a nuisance.
22:27I did it.
22:30That's not good.
22:31It makes you feel bad.
22:33Why are you looking at me like that?
22:35Let's stop this.
22:37It's totally different.
22:38It's different for a man and a woman.
22:41I'm doing my best.
22:42You have to notice where I look different.
22:44I really don't know.
22:45Where do I look different?
22:47You should have told me in detail.
22:49No.
22:50No.
22:51I don't know.
22:52You should have told me in detail.
22:55I don't know where I look different.
22:57You have to notice it.
22:58It's weird if you don't notice it.
23:00It's definitely weird.
23:01It's not a way to say thank you.
23:05Don't say the right thing.
23:08Don't say the right thing.
23:10Don't say the right thing to a girl in this state.
23:12I see.
23:14Don't say the right thing to a girl in this state.
23:16When I'm angry?
23:17Don't blame me for being right.
23:19When I'm angry, wrap me in kindness.
23:23I see.
23:26Don't say the right thing.
23:28I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that.
23:29That's amazing.
23:35It's totally different.
23:37It's totally different.
23:38Thank you for going out with me.
23:44There are times when you shouldn't say the right thing.
23:50Food fighter and his wife.
23:52They are really dangerous.
23:53I'm hungry.
23:55My stomach hurts.
23:57It's the 10th meal.
24:00You can eat a lot tomorrow.
24:02There are various forms.
24:03If you have time to talk, suck it.
24:10If you're hungry, I want you to suck it.
24:16It's a phone call from a long time ago.
24:19The wind is strong.
24:21Hello.
24:22I'm the wife of the food fighter TETSURO KOYANAGI.
24:27He is very concentrated.
24:30The day before the food fight, he was very nervous.
24:35He can only talk to people through me.
24:38I see.
24:40He is a little impatient.
24:44That's not good.
24:46I'm scared.
24:47I'm doing my best.
24:50I look forward to working with you tomorrow.
24:52Did you say food fighter?
24:54It's very dangerous.
24:55You did it.
24:58It's very dangerous.
24:59You are impatient.
25:02I'm going to call the producer now.
25:06Why?
25:08I think you are the only one who can be strong.
25:13That's not true.
25:14Please stop it.
25:15You are good at talking.
25:16What's going on?
25:19It's nothing to do with the food fighter.
25:27Hello.
25:32You can't do that.
25:34You can't do that.
25:35You can't do that.
25:37You can't do that.
25:38That's enough.
25:41You are an adult.
25:44You are great.
25:48My stomach hurts.
25:51You can't do that.
25:56Food fighters like me have no talent.
26:01Food fighters like me have no talent.
26:06I understand.
26:07I will follow you wherever you go.
26:10I'm hungry.
26:11I'm hungry.
26:12You are primitive.
26:15I want to rest tomorrow.
26:20Let's take a break.
26:21Let's take a break.
26:22You are timid.
26:23Let's take a break.
26:24You are timid.
26:26I will eat rice balls.
26:29You are stupid.
26:32You are a good wife.
26:34You are my favorite wife.
26:41He is a good person.
26:44He is a good man.
26:49He has straight hair.
26:51He is scary.
26:53He is not strict.
26:55He is a good man.
26:56He is not good at driving.
26:58He is not good at driving.
27:04The story of the situation at school.
27:09I'm thirsty.
27:11Do you have tea?
27:13Do you have tea?
27:14Do you have tea?
27:15Do you have tea?
27:16Do you have tea?
27:18Do you have tea?
27:19I'm thirsty.
27:21Do you have tea?
27:26I'm sorry.
27:29I'm sorry.
27:33I'm sorry, Kaka-kun, if you don't mind, can I have a sip of your tea?
27:43Tea?
27:44I'm thirsty.
27:46Oh, I have some.
27:48Oh, you do? Thanks.
27:52Here you go.
27:53Sorry.
27:54Oh, it's okay.
27:55I'll give it back to you after a sip.
27:56Oh, it's okay. Don't worry about it.
28:03It's so good!
28:07It's so good!
28:09What is this?
28:11Is this tea?
28:12Is this barley tea?
28:13Barley tea?
28:14What is this?
28:15Oh, it's corn tea.
28:16Corn tea?
28:17What is corn tea?
28:19It's corn tea.
28:20It's corn tea?
28:21I've never heard of it.
28:23It's corn tea.
28:24I didn't know.
28:25I didn't know about corn tea when I was a student.
28:27It's so good!
28:28Kaka-kun's tea is so good.
28:31Is this corn tea?
28:32It's so good!
28:34Don't tell everyone that.
28:36His face when he's happy.
28:38He's so good.
28:39He's so good.
28:40Drink it.
28:44It's so good!
28:45Isn't it scary?
28:46It's so good!
28:47You can't help being happy.
28:52It's really good!
28:53You don't have to worry about it.
28:54It's so good!
28:57It's good.
28:59You'll become popular at once.
29:01I've got all of them!
29:02All of them?
29:03Yes, I've got all of them, sorry!
29:04Well, we have them at home, so it's fine.
29:06Eh, we have them at home?
29:07Yes.
29:07Eh, can I go to your house right now then?
29:10Ah, you see?
29:10Eh, right now?
29:11Yes.
29:12To have a cup of tea?
29:13Eh, you can have a cup of tea right at my house?
29:15Well, I can have a cup of tea, so I'll drink it.
29:16Eh, do you want to come?
29:17Eh, do you wanna come?
29:17Eh, is everyone fine?
29:18Eh, everyone?
29:19Yes.
29:20Well, yes, whatever.
29:21Eh, is that fine?
29:22Yes, just now.
29:22Yes, just now.
29:23Isn't it fine?
29:23Let's go.
29:24I'm sorry, I'll go get my stuff.
29:29It's a good movie.
29:31I wonder if there's a movie where all four or five people come and drink.
29:36You look happy.
29:38I remember there was a girl who was happy like that at school.
29:42When I went to her house, there was a board with all the games.
29:46The one that suddenly becomes a star.
29:48All the games were hard.
29:50You're amazing.
29:52She touched all the Dragon Ball games.
29:55She was like, what?
29:56Jump, Sunday, Magazin.
29:59I remember that.
30:01That's Kouun-chan.
30:05Mr. Yamada.
30:07Mr. Yamada.
30:08You're transferring tomorrow.
30:10I'm so lonely.
30:13I didn't mean to say this.
30:17I've always liked you.
30:21I'll do my best at the next school, too.
30:26I'm sorry for saying something awkward.
30:31But I'm going to be far away soon.
30:35I won't see you anymore, forgive me.
30:40I'm going to transfer in a month.
30:49Really?
30:53It's awkward.
30:55It's awkward.
30:56Isn't it tomorrow?
30:58My parents' transfer was delayed.
31:02I didn't tell Toshino.
31:07You must tell him.
31:09Toshino confessed to me.
31:13It's my fault.
31:15I thought I could spend a month with everyone.
31:20I don't want to see Toshino.
31:22I'm going to skip school.
31:24You don't have to say that.
31:26I'm so sorry.
31:28I don't like Toshino.
31:31Can I ask you how you feel about me?
31:39She's brave.
31:40It's awkward.
31:44I can't do that.
31:47I'm proud of you.
31:54I'm Koichi Higashino.
31:57I'm Ken Shimura.
32:00I'm your assistant.
32:01Wait a minute.
32:03You don't do music programs, do you?
32:05I don't usually do it.
32:07You used to be in a band.
32:10I like music.
32:12I collect records as a hobby.
32:14I see.
32:15Today's guest is a singer who is confident in singing.
32:19How do you feel?
32:21It's been a while since I've seen you.
32:23Choshu is here.
32:26Don't point your finger at me.
32:29I'm sorry.
32:31Yoshida is here.
32:34It's been a while.
32:36It's similar.
32:38Director Hayao Miyazaki is here.
32:44You don't look like a singer at all.
32:47I'm looking forward to your performance.
32:51Please look forward to it.
32:55How many points can an impersonator get if he sings with a different voice?
33:05First of all, the score will be decided by the Joy Sound analysis.
33:09No one is looking at the score.
33:12I'm going to cross the line.
33:15Please cross the line.
33:18How do you feel about your singing?
33:21Listen to my song.
33:24I'm going to fly.
33:26Riki Choshu sings the famous song of the Hound Dog, Portissimo.
33:32How does Riki Choshu sing the famous song of the Hound Dog, Portissimo?
33:36Can Riki Choshu sing the famous song of the Hound Dog?
33:54Riki Choshu sings the famous song of the Hound Dog.
34:02Riki Choshu sings the famous song of the Hound Dog.
34:12Can you make such a face?
34:15I can't make such a face.
34:27He's good.
34:33He is Kohei Otomo.
34:36He doesn't look interested.
34:42He's nodding.
35:03He's good.
35:06He's good.
35:08Thank you very much, Riki Choshu.
35:11How do you feel about your singing?
35:14This is perfect.
35:17How do you feel about your singing?
35:19I'm going to die.
35:22Riki Choshu sings the famous song of the Hound Dog, Portissimo.
35:25What is the score?
35:29Riki Choshu gets 93 points.
35:32Riki Choshu gets 93 points.
35:35I don't care how many points I get.
35:38Next, let's welcome the second guest.
35:41Hello.
35:43Hello.
35:45It's been a long time.
35:48It's been a long time.
35:50I see.
35:52I see.
35:54I see.
35:56You invited me to your birthday party.
35:59You invited me to your birthday party.
36:00You were in the video.
36:03Matsuko sings the famous song of the Blue Hearts, Passionate Rose.
36:06You sang the famous song of the Blue Hearts, Passionate Rose.
36:09What is her ability?
36:14It's a good song.
36:17Matsuko.
36:26誰の何を聞いているのか
36:28声はヒロ天使
36:30顔は松子さんで
36:32工場さんだし
36:34目が怖いな
36:36気持ち悪いコーナーやな
36:38松子さんで歌ってくれよ
36:40そうっすね
36:46上手いな
36:50人の歌
36:52しごすなしご
36:54ありますよね
36:56めちゃくちゃ喋るじゃないですか
37:02一生懸命歌ってんね
37:10誰の気持ち悪い
37:12誰の気持ち悪い
37:14誰の気持ち悪い
37:22情熱の真っ赤な薔薇を
37:26胸に咲かせよう
37:31花弁に水をあげましょう
37:36心のずっと奥の方
37:41ちょっと違うしな
37:43ありがとうございました
37:45聞いてなかった
37:49松子が本気で歌った情熱の薔薇
37:51長州の93点を超えられるか
37:55なんで50ぐらいかなって一回思わさせる
37:5990点
38:0190点でございます
38:03十分ですよねしむらさん
38:05選挙がいいね
38:07選挙がいいね
38:09いいそうやなしむらさんは
38:11全員優しいから
38:13さあ続いてですがその前にちょっと
38:15しむらさんちゃお
38:17私?私加藤です
38:19なんでちゃおさんもやれるんですか
38:21みんなできるんだ
38:22あのしむらがね
38:23あんたが外さない要素があるって言ってね
38:25飲み会だかあんたか知らないけどね
38:27薔薇に出てくれてから
38:28私ここ来たんですよ
38:29すごい豪華で嬉しいんですけども
38:31でも普段しむらさんとはどういう話されるんですか
38:33ちゃおさんは
38:34あのしむらとはね
38:35基本的には
38:36しむらとはね
38:37イカラフの笑口じゃね
38:39それでは行きましょう
38:41エントリーナンバー3番の方でございます
38:43どうぞ
38:44やすこちゃんでございます
38:46よろしくお願いします
38:49出てまいりました
38:51やすこちゃんね
38:52ドリフトのほんとお前出てくれたんだね
38:54そうなんですよ
38:55雷さまをやらせていただきました
38:57えっ誰と出たの
38:59高木武蔵です
39:03そっくりって言われました
39:05あー似てる似てる
39:06いやいや似てるよ似てるもおかしい
39:09やすこが歌うのは大黒巻のロックナンバー
39:12熱くなれ
39:14やすこね
39:15やすこいける?
39:17やすこいける?
39:27やすこすごいやん
39:29やすこいいね
39:30雰囲気もガラリと
39:35やすこがこれこのくらいで歌ったらめっちゃ面白い
39:41すごい波があるさ
39:43めっちゃ似てんだ
39:44興味ねぇなそれでみんな
39:46聞く価値あるやろ
39:50ヘックションじゃないんですよ
39:56アニメの台本のチェック
40:02見せていいんすか?
40:04先に見せて
40:06見せたがりなんや
40:10台本とかキャラクラで見せるタイプ
40:12いやだと
40:16うまい
40:18うまいな
40:20すごいわ
40:24ありがとうございました
40:26誰も聞いてないって言われない
40:28みんな平田で熱くなってました
40:30熱くなっていただきましたか?
40:32ありがとうございます
40:34難しいサビを歌いこなしたように見えたがその得点は?
40:40100点でしょ
40:42よかったっす
40:4497点でございます
40:46素晴らしい
40:48素晴らしい
40:50素晴らしいでも見せたかったね
40:52国民の皆様やりました
40:56さあ続いてですけども
40:58志村さんお帰りなさい
41:00ちょっとやむようで
41:02なんで戻ったりするの
41:04しっけしっけいっちゃうんですよ
41:06お願いしますよ志村さん
41:08志村ちゃんとやれやお前は
41:14この声は?
41:16イカリアさん?
41:18イカリアさん
41:20こんばんはイカリアチョウスケでございます
41:24加藤が電話したら
41:26志村が急にいなくなった
41:30そういうわけで慌ててきたわけでございます
41:32ちょっとあれなんで
41:34ここで失敬しますね
41:36志村さんどこ行くんですよ
41:38ちょっとちゃんと見たい
41:40続いては
41:44大竹くんでございます
41:46よろしくお願いいたします
41:48最近ちょっと涙もろくなったという
41:50噂聞いたんですけども
41:52子供の運動会でね
41:54すぐ泣いちゃいますしね
41:56走ってるの見てるだけで泣いちゃって
41:58靴が抜けて
42:00泣いて結局
42:02ここで泣いてますよ
42:04涙もろい
42:08さまず大竹が歌うのは
42:10ビーズいつかのメリークリスマス
42:12稲葉さん
42:14高音のバラードを歌い切ることができるのか
42:16大竹さんはイメージないな
42:20いつかのメリークリスマス
42:22マイクがないよ
42:24こっちこっち
42:26大竹さんやな
42:28すごいな
42:30めっちゃ稲葉さんや
42:32いやいや見づらいんですって
42:36うまいな
42:38普通に見たいのにな
42:40めっちゃ似てる
42:42めちゃくちゃ似てますよ
42:44ちょっと大竹さんの顔やめて
42:46稲葉さんのメイクにして
42:48何のメイクしてるの
42:52あ出るんだ
42:54オーディションか
42:56長州さんも出るの
42:59めちゃくちゃいいな
43:03稲葉さん以外でこの声出るんだ
43:08めちゃくちゃいいな
43:16あー大竹さんや
43:18好きですからね大竹
43:28これはうまいわ
43:30うまいわ
43:32何してんねん後ろ
43:34いいですねオーディションは
43:36コント始まってるよ
43:40オーディションも綺麗やろ
43:44大竹さんに戻った
43:46めちゃめちゃうまいですね
43:48大竹くん
43:50音楽的才能が終わりでございます
43:52いいですね
43:54シットでした
43:56シットでした
43:58大竹が本気で歌った
44:00いつかのメリークリスマス
44:02ヤスコの97点を
44:04超えられるか
44:06どうだ
44:0890点
44:10素晴らしい
44:12上手すぎた
44:14イカリアさんいかがだったでしょうか
44:16次いってみよう
44:18これはでもイカリアさん
44:20すごいな
44:22ここまでで一番得点が高かったのは
44:2497点
44:26この得点を超えられるものは
44:28現れるのか
44:30さらに笑って学べる
44:32工場見学クイズに
44:34クセスゴ芸人が集結
44:36がっつりお気にしてる
44:44番組史上初の
44:46クセスゴフェスを開催
44:48クセスゴ芸人たちが暴れまくり