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00:00Round like tennis balls
00:02Well, I eat balls for breakfast
00:04I know my purpose is writing wrongs
00:06I'm the wrong writer
00:08But I don't need you to call me that
00:10I have special needs
00:12Just call me
00:16Snakehand, this sign
00:18It's some sort of sign
00:20Mayhaps this strange town
00:22Shall house my rebirthening
00:24And I'll finally find the sad soul
00:26I'm fate-destinated to salve
00:28The snake has just insulted Xavier
00:30Snakehand, you don't know your ass
00:32From your elbow
00:34The snake just said, but my ass is your elbow
00:38Each of my little pumpkins
00:40Gonna get a turn with mommy on the slide
00:42Starting with my
00:44Most favorite
00:52My God, what brand of monster
00:54Would abandon the childling
00:56Go on son, your brand new bike
00:58Is just behind that tree, go on
01:00Really?
01:02So long, weirdo
01:04Dad!
01:08Oh, hey!
01:10He was telling the truth
01:12Really, how cool
01:16If that kind of thing had actually happened to me
01:18I don't know what I'd do
01:20I'd save these poor kids
01:22Is what, what
01:24Where's my baby?
01:26My baby!
01:32Alright kids
01:34We can build our new life together
01:36Down this glorious hole
01:38Welcome home kids
01:40It doesn't look like much
01:42But these sewer walls were built with love
01:44You can taste it
01:46I'll have to be both mother
01:48And father to you kids
01:50Which means I'm gonna be doing
01:52Things to myself you're not gonna wanna see
01:54And one day, you're gonna walk in on me doing it
01:56The snake says
01:58Oh brother, the things he makes me rub
02:00Jets laugh
02:02Chief Master Guru, I found these abandoned birdlings
02:04Your rescue is noble
02:06Young one
02:08But now, you are to put them to the fire
02:10Allow them to be rebirthed
02:12Like the phoenix from the flame
02:14While you're doing that, I gotta grab a bite
02:16Me eat'em, eat'em
02:18Really?
02:20To the flame?
02:22Okay
02:26Your destiny is demise
02:28No!
02:32Kids, I swear
02:34I'm gonna love all of you
02:36And equally, I'll be dividing my love
02:38Into seven equal sections
02:40Or love quadrants
02:42Each quadrant will be worth 15 love units
02:44Represented by these small brass marbles
02:46You may use these marbles as currency amongst yourselves
02:48Collect 35 love units
02:50You can trade those in for a beach towel
02:52With my face on it
02:54Collect more than three towels
02:56What is that racket?
02:58Where are my babies?
03:00Keep it down lady
03:02We got families around here
03:04Have you seen my babies?
03:06I'm popping a peek at a smoking babe, right now
03:08I lost seven of my babies
03:10Tragic, I've got septuplets myself
03:12I don't know what I'd do if I lost them
03:14I'm a responsible parent
03:16You should try it sometime
03:18Where are my babies?
03:20The wails of a victim
03:22Almost as heartbreaking as the victim of a whale
03:24Sometimes I think you kids
03:26Are the only thing keeping me sane
03:28Now who wants lunch?
03:30Go on, young'uns
03:32Suckle at the teat of my good intentions
03:34Demang, I'm one nip short
03:36I'll take care of that
03:38Snakehand, what are you doing?
03:40You're right, it could have used some honey mustard
03:42Counters?
03:44Spit it out, you animal
03:48I'll get you to puke
03:50Okay, one time
03:52There was this really wrinkly old lady
03:54And she was really weird
03:58Snake says, you're just making me horny
04:00And she pulled a big scab from her face
04:02And she ate it
04:04Sick
04:06Listen
04:08You stay away from the rest of my kids
04:10Snake swears that he couldn't help himself
04:12And assures Xavier, his noble master
04:14That it won't happen again
04:16Well, it evens out the teat fight
04:18And I have to say, I feel the child's spirit
04:20Percolating in my veins
04:22Looking pretty buff too
04:24You know, losing that kid back there
04:26Has made me sympathize with that horny old lady
04:28Who lost seven
04:30You kids, stay put
04:34Those sick bastards
04:36Those sickos who stole your baby
04:38Left a ransom note
04:40But your friendly neighborhood wandering spirit master
04:42Is on the case
04:44They told me you weren't real
04:46They said you were a nightmare
04:48Not real, huh?
04:50Is this a nightmare?
04:52Where's your husband, the so-called father?
04:54He died during childbirth
04:56He would have wanted you to move on
04:58He craved your movement
05:00Now, try to remember where you were
05:02When you first decided to be a terrible parent
05:04And took your babies out of your sight
05:06The park
05:08This is from him, I sense it
05:10This sick bastard smells like my ass
05:14Smells exactly like my ass
05:16Luckily, my Lakota yogi
05:18Taught me the proud ways of the Injun tracker
05:20When you are tracking mighty buffalo
05:22You must become buffalo
05:28Become the kidnapper
05:30Be the criminal
05:32Bingo, the mind scrawl
05:34Of a madman
05:36My god
05:38He knows who I am
05:40He knows my every fantasy
05:42But I am hot on your trail, sicko
05:44You can feel my hot breath on your neck
05:46This is no longer a clue
05:48It's a game
05:50You may have just gotten checkmate
05:52But we're playing Chinese checkers
05:54And as my old friend Confucius say
05:56The hunter has become the hunter-ed
05:58The chaser has become the chost
06:00The tuna has had the franking privileges revoked
06:02It seems the portrait has painted the artist
06:04Sketching the reverser
06:06Who has become the reverse-ed
06:08But this time, the suffixed
06:10Will become the sufferer
06:12And it appears the baby killer
06:14Is about to kill a baby
06:16Which reminds me
06:18I gotta go feed my babies
06:22Yoo-hoo, daddy's home
06:24Who's hungry?
06:26I never thought you'd ask
06:28Snake hand, you promised
06:30Look, someone left you a world's greatest dad trophy
06:32Snake tricks
06:34Wow, really?
06:36Snake hand, get those babies out right now
06:38Give me back my sons
06:42Aha, got it
06:44Ooh
06:46Oh, my son
06:48And my other son
06:50I'm over it, I feel like a million love units
06:52What are they putting those things?
06:54I'm filled with a youthful spunk
06:56Gallons of it
06:58I just wanted to give you energy to help sniff out those poor missing babies
07:00Sniff out, eh?
07:02I brought bloodhounds
07:04We're gonna track down the napper
07:06We just gotta let them get the scent of your remaining baby
07:08Get the scent, boys
07:10This is what you're going for
07:12Got the scent?
07:14Now get them, boys
07:18Ma'am, someone stole our bloodhounds
07:20But we got the backup bloodhounds
07:22To chase the first-string bloodhounds
07:24Their scent took us here
07:26They were just here
07:28They ate my baby
07:30I knew we shouldn't have left you alone
07:32You're twisted
07:34And you have the gall to blame it on police dogs?
07:36Those dogs were decorated
07:38Look at this place
07:40What have you ever decorated?
07:42Hey, Sarge, we got the scent
07:44The backup bloodhounds have found the trail of the original first-tier bloodhounds
07:46My God, the dogs are going right into my hidden lair
07:48That means the baby napper must be in there now
07:50I've got him cornered
07:52And it looks like this time
07:54The coroner has become the cornholer
07:56I got you now
08:00He doesn't have me
08:02I got him trapped
08:04Listen, you're trapped
08:06Police! Who's in there?
08:08Is it a baby killer?
08:10Frutata, the cops are gonna think that these are the missing babies
08:12That I'm a kidnapper
08:14It's the perfect frame-up, the perfect crime
08:16A snake offered to get rid of the antics
08:18Damn it, you're right
08:20I'm gonna send an innocent man to jail
08:22Even if it is me
08:24Do what you gotta do
08:26I don't wanna look
08:28My baby
08:30You weirdo
08:32We don't cond to that behavior around these parts
08:34There goes that snake again
08:40It's beautiful, Sarge
08:42You found me, the ever-child
08:44Bask in the bliss energy
08:46Of my glorious love being
08:48The missing child you each seek to reconnect with
08:50Is still inside you all
08:52But you buried it
08:54You, Paul, when you were six
08:56And you killed that spider monkey
08:58With that claw hammer
09:00You really just squashed your heart with that hammer
09:02And that's why you became a dirty pig cop
09:04He's right
09:08And you, you'll have children again
09:10You just need to get some face work
09:12Maybe get your butt did
09:14He's so honest
09:16And you, that time you made out with your mom
09:18Book him, boys
09:20You're going away for a long time, bliss baby
09:24I forgive you
09:26You can put me to death
09:28But you can't put me to life
09:30For we are all brothers
09:32Brothers, brothers, brothers
09:34Just hit the switch, Rodney
09:36You weren't supposed to say my name
09:38I'm wearing the hood, you promised
09:40I gotta do everything around here
09:46Oh
10:16I was gone