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00:00What do you think?
00:02It's a fraud.
00:04What's the problem?
00:06It's a publicity.
00:08It's a publicity.
00:10After that,
00:12TikTok dance.
00:14I don't need that.
00:16Do you want to talk about TikTok dance?
00:18Which one?
00:20It's started.
00:22What's going on?
00:24No one is coming.
00:26Last time,
00:28we parasitized Kurosu no Onna.
00:30Kenta Kiritani, the main actor,
00:32and many other actors.
00:34But this time,
00:36it's a variety show.
00:38I see.
00:40We are very busy now,
00:42so we asked a comedian
00:44who has a lot of comments.
00:46I don't like it.
00:48I'm going to lose my temper.
00:50So,
00:52we parasitized
00:54this comedian.
00:56Is that so?
01:00Every Thursday at 1 p.m.,
01:02a group of artists
01:04from Stardust Promotion
01:06called Ebisu Gakuen Danshin
01:08called Ebi-Dan
01:10will challenge various projects.
01:12Dan Dan Ebi-Dan
01:14Parasite
01:16Parasite
01:18Parasite
01:20Parasite
01:22Parasite
01:24This time,
01:26we asked a comedian
01:28who is a host of a TV show.
01:30He is a popular comedian.
01:32We asked him to challenge
01:34various projects.
01:36240?
01:38It's written on the paper.
01:40Let's see.
01:46I did anything.
01:50The captain is
01:52Mr. Hitsune.
01:54Mr. Hitsune.
01:56You will get a penalty.
01:58You will get 3 points.
02:00I thought it would be a problem.
02:02It's like a wall of Hirako.
02:04A wall of Hirako.
02:08Mr. Hirako
02:10was busy at the studio.
02:14Now,
02:16we will listen to
02:18Mr. Hirako's
02:20punch line.
02:22Choose the right punch line
02:24according to the VTR.
02:26What does that mean?
02:28What does that mean?
02:30Mr. Hirako has a lot of punch lines.
02:32This time,
02:34we asked Dan Dan Ebi-Dan
02:36Parasite.
02:38I will explain the quiz again.
02:40Please get ready.
02:42Let's listen in order.
02:44Mr. Hirako,
02:46there are 10 punch lines
02:48in the VTR.
02:50Please choose the first one.
02:52Mr. Sakai,
02:54please turn around.
02:56Please choose the first one.
02:58Do I have to choose?
03:00It's the same as
03:02peeing in front of people.
03:04You love it, don't you?
03:06You love it, don't you?
03:08You love it, don't you?
03:10You love it, don't you?
03:12Please choose the first one.
03:14Please choose the first one.
03:16I will turn around.
03:20You say that a lot.
03:22You say that a lot.
03:24I will turn around.
03:26I will turn around.
03:28Please choose the second one.
03:30Wow!
03:32Freestyle Dungeon.
03:34Wow!
03:36Freestyle Dungeon.
03:38There are 10 punch lines.
03:40I will die.
03:42Please choose the third one.
03:44I will die.
03:48You will die.
03:50Please choose the fifth one.
03:52Please say that I will die.
03:54You will die.
03:58You always do the worst thing.
04:02You will die.
04:06I will die.
04:08I will die.
04:10Please choose the seventh one.
04:12You can't run away.
04:14You can't run away.
04:16You can't run away.
04:18Number 8, please.
04:20Evangelion?
04:22Are you listening?
04:24I'm not listening, you idiot.
04:26Let's stop, Mr. Hirako.
04:28Cheer up.
04:30It's Sue Hirogari's number 8.
04:34Let's spread it out.
04:36It's like the story of Angirls' youth.
04:38It's like avoiding in the same direction.
04:42Like this.
04:44Number 9, please.
04:46Here we go.
04:48It's the tension of the hated teacher.
04:52I don't remember saying this.
04:54The hated teacher's tension.
04:56Who said what?
04:58That's right.
05:00What is it?
05:02I'll show you a scene where the recording site is excited.
05:04I'll show you a scene where the recording site is excited.
05:06Please guess what kind of comment I put in to the situation I'm going to show you now.
05:08It's very easy.
05:10I'm sure you'll understand.
05:12It's the same as me showing you the wrinkles of my anus.
05:14It's the same as me showing you the wrinkles of my anus.
05:16I think so, too.
05:18It's the wrinkles of 10 anus.
05:20I'll turn this off.
05:24This is good.
05:26He's a comedian.
05:28At the beginning of the recording, the title call begins with the trigger of the Ebidan members.
05:30The title call begins with the trigger of the Ebidan members.
05:32Here we go.
05:34Five seconds to the two of you.
05:36Four, three, two.
05:38One, two.
05:40One, two.
05:42One, two.
05:44One, two.
05:46One, two.
05:48One, two.
05:50I don't need it.
05:54I feel like I'm remembering something.
05:56He's a comedian.
05:58He's a comedian.
06:00What's Shirako's answer?
06:02I know the answer.
06:04I know the answer.
06:06It's easy.
06:08Please think about it.
06:10It's the same as me showing you the wrinkles of my anus.
06:12I think so, too.
06:14I'll turn this off.
06:16I think so, too.
06:18One, two.
06:20It's the same as me showing you the wrinkles of my anus.
06:22I think so, too.
06:24It's like a joke from the Uke era.
06:26That's right.
06:28The Uke era.
06:30The beginning of the Uke era.
06:32This is wonderful.
06:36There's a Zenmon Seika.
06:38Around here.
06:40Janga, janga, janga, janga.
06:42One, two, three.
06:44One, two, three.
06:46One, two, three.
06:48One, two, three.
06:50One, two, three.
06:54It's a combination.
06:56It's a combination.
06:58It's like a joke from the Ungirls era.
07:00It's wonderful.
07:04Punchline.
07:06Nice punchline.
07:10Congratulations.
07:12You won 10,000 yen.
07:14I can do Zenmon.
07:16This is a good question.
07:18Did you feel good?
07:22I don't like this.
07:24I don't feel good.
07:26If there are 50 comedians,
07:28there will be 50 comedians.
07:30It's like a joke from the Ungirls era.
07:34Are you going to do all of them?
07:36All of them?
07:38There are only 5 questions.
07:405 questions?
07:42I will explain 5 questions.
07:44Who is the best friend of each other?
07:48Next,
07:50we will talk about
07:52who is the best friend of each other.
07:54I don't care about
07:56who is the best friend of each other.
07:58I care about him.
08:00When I take a bath,
08:02I say,
08:04I will take a bath.
08:06When I take a bath,
08:08I say,
08:10I will take a bath.
08:12When I take a bath,
08:14I say,
08:16I will take a bath.
08:18What does HIRAKO say?
08:20This is difficult.
08:22Please think about it.
08:24I think
08:26it's similar.
08:28Let's do it.
08:327.
08:3410.
08:36What is 7?
08:38It's easier if you say it now.
08:40Don't run away.
08:42I think it's similar.
08:44I think it's similar.
08:46I think it's similar.
08:487.
08:5010.
08:526.
08:54When HIRAKO says,
08:56it's a little different.
08:58It's a little different.
09:00It's a long relationship.
09:02It's a long relationship.
09:04It's easy to say.
09:06It's easy to say.
09:08I think it's 10.
09:10That's definitely 10.
09:12It's a past story.
09:14You're excited about the past story,
09:16so you'll put it on the news.
09:18You're excited about the past story,
09:20so you'll put it on the news.
09:22I think it's a little off.
09:24I think it's a little off.
09:26Is this different?
09:28Why is MURAKAMI thinking of me?
09:30It's about me.
09:32I wonder what it is.
09:34I wonder what it is.
09:36If you say 10, I think it's 10 for me, too.
09:39I think it's 10 for me, too.
09:42When I take a bath, I say,
09:44I'm going to take a bath now.
09:46He doesn't take a bath, so I take him.
09:48When I'm in a hotel and I'm tired,
09:51I say, it's easier if you go now.
09:53Let's go now.
09:54Let's go now.
09:55I take a bath every time.
09:58You're like Osamu Hayashi.
10:03Oh, no!
10:04Where are you like Osamu Hayashi?
10:06Where?
10:07Where are you like Osamu Hayashi?
10:08I'm going now.
10:09I'm going now.
10:10I'm going now.
10:11Are you going now?
10:12Are you going now?
10:13I'm going now.
10:14So, unfortunately, it's incorrect.
10:15The prize money for the four of you is 10,000 yen.
10:18I made it.
10:19That's right.
10:20Please listen to my voice more.
10:23Certainly.
10:24It didn't go through.
10:25Because it's a story of the past.
10:26I see.
10:27I'm going now.
10:28But I wasn't like Osamu Hayashi.
10:31No, but...
10:32I'm going now.
10:34I'm going now.
10:35I'm going now.
10:36I'm going now.
10:37I don't think he'd say it if it was just now.
10:40I wonder if he's forced to say it because it's repeated.
10:48Speaking of the dribble,
10:49it's a style that's close to Hyuga Kojiro.
10:52It's a forced style.
10:53Is it a style that's forced?
10:55Yes.
10:56The three-time champion, Hyuga Kojiro
10:59Now, let's go to the first question.
11:02What was your first impression of each other?
11:06This is a quiz where you have to guess what your first impression of the other person was like.
11:11You have to flip the question and answer it.
11:15Oh, but you remember it well.
11:18This is great.
11:20Now, the question.
11:22You're already trying to change to the second impression.
11:25Looking at this answer, what does Hirako say?
11:29I don't know.
11:30You're already trying to change to the second impression.
11:32Now, the question.
11:33You're already trying to change to the second impression.
11:35The second impression?
11:36The second form?
11:38You mean the second form?
11:40I feel like it's the second form.
11:42The second impression.
11:43The second form.
11:44Oh, I see.
11:45It could be 9.
11:46No, it's 7.
11:47It's either 7 or 9.
11:48It's like the second form of Evangelion.
11:52Oh, that sentence...
11:54That sentence is a bit weak.
11:56It's that Eva's...
11:57That's right.
11:58That's right.
11:59That's right.
12:00The title.
12:01The title.
12:02I think I imagined that.
12:03Yes.
12:04Like, something, something.
12:05Yes.
12:06I think I imagined the sound.
12:07Not the sound, but the flip of the question.
12:11Can I hear it?
12:12Can I hear it?
12:13It's like Evangelion's sentence.
12:15Maybe.
12:16Gendo might have said it.
12:18This one.
12:19I think people with that impression might have said it.
12:21He's trying to change his impression.
12:23I think it's better to say,
12:25this is like Ikari Gendo.
12:27Let's stop reflecting.
12:29I'll go with 7.
12:31You can't think of anything else.
12:33There's a possibility that he'll go crazy and say 6.
12:35That's normal.
12:39If he goes even crazier,
12:41I'll go with 10.
12:43There's nothing else, right?
12:45But he remembered.
12:47This is amazing.
12:49Now, the question.
12:51He's trying to change his impression.
12:53It's like an Evangelion line.
12:55What will he say?
12:57I don't think it's clear enough.
12:59Congratulations.
13:01It's not the right generation.
13:03It's not the right generation.
13:05It's not the right generation.
13:07Is he irritated?
13:09No, he's not irritated.
13:11What is it?
13:13Hirako has regained his calmness.
13:15The fourth question is also correct.
13:17It's like the song of Tsukima Switch.
13:21This is amazing.
13:23One person was clapping.
13:25One person?
13:27Now, the final question.
13:29Now, let's see how close they are.
13:31Let's see how close they are.
13:33Well,
13:35as I said earlier...
13:37I'm sorry.
13:39I'm sorry.
13:41I'm sorry.
13:43What will Hirako say?
13:45Please think about it.
13:47I think this is correct.
13:49Perfect.
13:51The ninth question.
13:53I stopped him for a moment.
13:55I stopped him for a moment.
13:57I stopped him for a moment.
13:59I stopped him for a moment.
14:01I thought he was confident.
14:03He's the worst.
14:05He's the worst.
14:07Let's stop it.
14:09Let's stop it.
14:11It's violence.
14:13The violence of editing is the most terrifying violence in the world.
14:15It's violence.
14:17It's true.
14:21Now, let's see how close they are.
14:23Now, let's see how close they are.
14:25Well,
14:27as I said earlier...
14:29I'm sorry.
14:31I'm sorry.
14:33It's the tension of the hated teacher.
14:37It's perfect.
14:39It's perfect.
14:41OK.
14:43Thank you Mr. Gomisha.
14:45Thank you Mr. Gomisha.
14:47Award money 10,000 yen.
14:49I'm sorry.
14:51It's just that the blood doesn't flow where I can see it.
14:53In real life.
14:57On Air
14:59Every Sat. 1 a.m.
15:01Every Sat. 1 a.m.
15:03Every Sat. 1 a.m.
15:05Looks like Hirako's intensity has been used on air.
15:07Looks like Hirako's intensity has been used on air.
15:09That's what it means if you don't say it.
15:11Now, all the questions are over.
15:13Now, everyone has earned 40,000 yen.
15:16Now, you will be challenged to a bonus quiz to get the prize money back.
15:21It's a quiz where you can guess the title of a TV Tokyo program just by looking at the title.
15:26It's a quiz where you can guess the title of a TV Tokyo program just by looking at the title.
15:28It's a quiz where you can guess the title of a TV Tokyo program just by looking at the title.
15:29What does that mean?
15:30TV Tokyo has a lot of programs where you can guess the title just by looking at the title.
15:40This time, we're going to look at the titles of six programs and see if they exist or not.
15:47If you've seen it, you'll know for sure.
15:50By the way, it's a secret how many programs exist.
15:54No way!
15:55Maybe they all exist.
15:57It's hard.
15:58I'm not sure if they exist.
15:59I think there's a TV Tokyo program.
16:02I think so, too.
16:03I think there's a TV Tokyo program.
16:05If there's no TV Tokyo program, I think it's a great program.
16:08What does it mean to be on a diet?
16:11It means that you have a sense of thinking that you've pulled from the water of the pond.
16:18I think you've made a program that's like that.
16:21First of all, please tell me your old wounds.
16:23Well, well.
16:24Is it a real wound?
16:25It's a documentary variety show where you show your old wounds to people on the street,
16:29and there are many shocking episodes such as big accidents and past failures.
16:34I feel like you're making it too embarrassing.
16:38It's like you're listening to people on the street and following them.
16:41It's a fake title when a shy guy looks at you with embarrassment.
16:44That's right.
16:45It's a fake title when a shy guy looks at you with embarrassment.
16:47That's right.
16:48Is this okay?
16:49Yes.
16:50Then this is incorrect.
16:53What?
16:55Which one?
16:56There it is.
16:58I've never been on a diet.
17:00Have you ever seen this picture?
17:02Mr. Hirako.
17:04Then...
17:05You've never done anything embarrassing?
17:07I've never done anything embarrassing.
17:08Wow.
17:09What's the situation?
17:11It's okay.
17:12It looks like it's true.
17:15It's true.
17:16One of us is definitely going to fall.
17:18By the way, about this lie detector,
17:21Mr. Hirako said that
17:23I think it's a good idea as a project.
17:26I made it a little bit.
17:28I want you to see it.
17:29Which one?
17:30Is it okay?
17:31Yes.
17:32What?
17:33What does that mean?
17:36Takamori Kaigo in Ueno Park is using a lie detector.
17:39He's using a lie detector.
17:41Dr. Kramp in Sapporo is using a lie detector.
17:44What's the purpose of this?
17:46There are countless lie detectors in Japan.
17:50Why?
17:51There are countless Japanese people who are wandering around the city.
17:56So...
17:58With the pride of all over the country shining,
18:02we will unravel the mystery of Japan.
18:05Our city's pride is shining.
18:08Japan's unknown mystery.
18:11It's a mystery.
18:12It's a mystery.
18:13Professionals are amazing.
18:14It's a mystery.
18:15It's a mystery.
18:16It's a mystery.
18:17It's a mystery.
18:22Our city's pride is shining.
18:25Japan's unknown mystery.
18:28It's a mystery.
18:29Professionals are amazing.
18:30I'm a professional.
18:32I came to Soka City in Saitama Prefecture.
18:38What's Soka City?
18:40There's a park here.
18:42It's a very expensive city.
18:46There's a theater here.
18:49Is there a theater here?
18:51I don't think so.
18:52I've heard that there is a theater here.
18:56I've heard that there is a theater here, but I don't think so.
18:58I can't find it.
19:00What are you trying to do?
19:02Let's go.
19:03It takes five minutes to search for a theater.
19:08Then...
19:12Wait a minute.
19:13What?
19:14I don't need it.
19:15There is a theater here.
19:17I can see it.
19:18I don't need a stroke.
19:20I found a theater.
19:21Let's go to the roof.
19:23Let's go to the front of the theater.
19:24As expected, he is a professional.
19:26He is very fast at finding a theater.
19:29Look.
19:31Look.
19:33I found it.
19:34I'm really curious.
19:36There was a theater here.
19:37I don't think it's a first-time recording.
19:39He found a theater in a rest area near Higashikuchi, Soka Station.
19:47What kind of strange history does this statue have?
19:51Did he have a chopstick?
19:53What are you doing?
19:55It doesn't look strange, does it?
19:57It looks cool.
20:00This is a proud statue.
20:04There is also a humble statue.
20:06This is a humble statue.
20:08It looks like a statue.
20:10What is he doing?
20:12He has a chopstick.
20:14He is making hamburgers.
20:16He is making hamburgers from the top.
20:19He is making hamburgers from the bottom.
20:21I found it.
20:22I will give you the answer.
20:23This is a hamburger.
20:25This is a hamburger.
20:27This is a hamburger.
20:29This is a hamburger.
20:31In the old days, we couldn't make a thick hamburger like this.
20:36This is a rice cracker.
20:38Is this really a hamburger?
20:44We will ask Mr. Suzuki about this statue.
20:50What kind of statue is this?
20:53This is a statue of O-SEN.
21:00Wait a minute.
21:01This is a statue of SOKA.
21:02This is a statue of SOKA.
21:07This is a statue of O-SEN who worked at a tea house.
21:10One day, a customer asked him to make a flat dumpling.
21:15He tried it.
21:17It was very delicious.
21:21This is the beginning of SOKA's rice cracker.
21:27This guide, Mr. Suzuki, is a rice cracker shop that has been around for more than 160 years.
21:35He knows a lot about O-SEN.
21:39I feel sorry for him.
21:40I think he told everyone.
21:42Can I make this statue of O-SEN shiny?
21:48Please.
21:49This is a statue of O-SEN.
21:54Please.
21:56My name is YOZO.
21:58This is a statue of YOZO.
22:02The game has ended.
22:04The game has started.
22:10I want to go to the top.
22:13But I can't go to the top.
22:14O-SEN made this rice cracker with love in his hands.
22:19That's amazing.
22:20I'll go to the top.
22:22That's amazing.
22:29I thought the rust would come off.
22:32I thought the rust would come off.
22:36Did you bring a brush?
22:38I brought a brush.
22:40Did you forget again?
22:41What is a stubborn stain?
22:44Do you know the answer?
22:46Challenge Joy.
22:49That's right.
22:51Are you trying to polish the statue of O-SEN?
22:56That's right.
22:58What do you mean by polishing?
23:00What do you mean by polishing?
23:02Are you trying to polish the game?
23:04I'm not trying to polish the game.
23:07I'm trying to polish everything.
23:10I'm trying to polish everything.
23:11I'm trying to polish everything.
23:14Let's change the director.
23:16He's an idiot.
23:19You don't have to do that.
23:21He continues to polish for 30 minutes.
23:25Are you okay?
23:26Suzuki-san, can you come here?
23:29It's clean now.
23:31It's clean, right?
23:32The towel is dirty.
23:35The stubborn stain is gone.
23:37But Challenge Joy polished it.
23:40I'm the best at polishing any statue.
23:45Please come again next year.
23:47I'll be back soon.
23:51I want to polish the statue of O-SEN once every 10,000 months.
23:54He polished the statue of O-SEN.
23:56And the last one is...
23:59Here you go.
24:02As long as there is a statue of O-SEN in this world, the battle of polishing is not over.
24:08That's interesting.
24:11That's interesting.
24:12How was it?
24:14It was different from what I expected.
24:16Joy is amazing, but NHK is more profound.
24:21What are you modeling?
24:23The average value of Teletubbies is like this.
24:27You're making fun of yourself.
24:30You're making fun of your company.
24:32There's a virus in Teletubbies.
24:36I'm going to get rid of it.
24:39Don't make fun of us.
24:43That's all.
24:45How was it, everyone?
24:49There was a problem with me.
24:52Now that I think about it, I wonder if Sakai is talking.
24:58From 1 to 5, from 5 to 6 to 10, Sakai was good.
25:04Wasn't there Sakai's punchline?
25:08There was Sakai's close-up camera.
25:13You should say it clearly.
25:15I shot it for two and a half hours.
25:17I was just nervous.
25:20Sakai.
25:22Sakai.
25:23I haven't hidden it yet.
25:26There must be a quiz.
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