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00:00We're here at Hosshoji Temple in Yonagoshi Prefecture.
00:04Hosshoji Temple.
00:05Have you been here before?
00:06I think I've been here before.
00:09You've been here before, haven't you?
00:11Oh, that old man.
00:14Why are you talking about Su-san like that?
00:17If you talk about him like that, he'll come here one day.
00:20That's true.
00:21If he did, he'd be a grandma.
00:24No, he wouldn't be a grandma.
00:27No, he wouldn't be a grandma.
00:30What are you going to do at Hosshoji Temple?
00:33Are you able to free yourself from your daily life?
00:37Of course.
00:38But I don't think you should say that on TV.
00:43Well, I'm an entertainer.
00:46So that's what you're going to do this time.
00:49I'm going to free myself.
00:51Is it okay to be so free?
00:53I don't want to say it in the opening,
00:56but I can't help it because my body is heavy since the last Jujutsu Kaisen.
01:19I'm free.
01:20That's true.
01:22You were more free in the old days.
01:26You were living without thinking about anything.
01:32Is this a shopping street?
01:34This is where Atom was.
01:35What's Atom?
01:36It's an antique shop that Shimone told me to quit here.
01:41You've been to an antique shop, haven't you?
01:42Yes, I have.
01:44When I was in high school, I went to Atom on Gakuen Dori Street.
01:51Atom and Rocket Queen.
01:53That's enough.
01:54You're tired, aren't you?
01:56You're tired, aren't you?
01:57Rocket Queen.
01:59There was Rocket Queen.
02:01You're tired of Jujutsu Kaisen, aren't you?
02:04I know, but...
02:07I think I'll buy this land.
02:09Why?
02:10Because it's open.
02:11You'd better not buy it.
02:13I can't buy it?
02:14You'd better not buy this land.
02:16Why do you say that?
02:17Because it's so open.
02:18It's rude to the land.
02:20You don't have to buy it.
02:21Oh, this is...
02:23What is it?
02:24It's called Shima Toneriko.
02:26It's a strange tree.
02:27I wish it was called Shimane Toriko.
02:29But it's Yonagoya.
02:31I see.
02:32How many leaves are there?
02:34Which one?
02:35The one in front of the stone.
02:38That's called Yomoganemosa.
02:43Yomoganemosa?
02:44It's called Yomoganemosa.
02:46It's poisonous.
02:47Is it poisonous?
02:48Yes.
02:49It's called Yomoganemosa.
02:51Oh, this is...
02:53What is it?
02:55Well...
02:57What is it?
03:00It's called Shitsugaiki-jita.
03:04Shitsugaiki-jita?
03:05It's a place.
03:06It often goes under Shitsugaiki.
03:08That's why it's called Shitsugaiki-jita.
03:10It grows in the air of Shitsugaiki.
03:12The reason is clear.
03:13It's poisonous.
03:14It's poisonous.
03:15It's poisonous.
03:16Where is Shitsugaiki?
03:19Here?
03:20Up? Here?
03:22Yes, here.
03:24What is it?
03:25It's stylish.
03:27It's stylish.
03:28It's stylish, isn't it?
03:30It's stylish.
03:31It looks like...
03:33There are many autographs.
03:34What?
03:35It says, Let's form a band.
03:38It's a beard.
03:39Look, it says, Let's have a live.
03:45Is it a live house?
03:47It's a place where a bearded man often performed.
03:50Really?
03:51A bearded man grew up from here.
03:55I can hear it.
03:58Is it open?
03:59What if it's open?
04:00I don't go to a live house often.
04:04I know.
04:05I don't go to a live house because I'm a musician's friend.
04:07You're crazy.
04:09You're crazy.
04:10You're crazy since you appeared in the video.
04:13I went to the event of Meiyo.
04:15I know Meiyo.
04:17Meiyo made it.
04:18Can I go in?
04:19Do you want to go in?
04:20I'll go in.
04:22It's open.
04:24It's amazing.
04:25I went to a live house when I was a high school student.
04:32It's amazing.
04:33It's a live house.
04:37It's amazing.
04:38It's nostalgic.
04:39It's very nostalgic.
04:41It's a live house.
04:43I went to a live house called Neverland in Nara when I was a college student.
04:48It's like this.
05:06It's amazing.
05:07It's nostalgic.
05:08It's very nostalgic.
05:10It's amazing.
05:11It's very nostalgic.
05:18It'sAnnouncer.
05:23It's an ethical noise.
05:26It's an ethical noise.
05:27It's loud.
05:40The best of the best in the world!
05:44He's releasing it.
05:46He's releasing it.
05:48He's provoking it.
05:50You guys!
05:52Yes?
05:54Change.
05:56Change!
05:58What?
06:00I'm scared.
06:02I'm sorry.
06:04I'm scared.
06:07Wow.
06:09He's releasing it.
06:11He's releasing it.
06:13He's releasing the upper body.
06:15Please sit down.
06:17Please sit down.
06:19He's teaching you Jujutsu?
06:21He's teaching you Jujutsu?
06:23No, no.
06:25What?
06:27Excuse me.
06:29Can I wear my clothes?
06:31We didn't ask you to take them off.
06:33What?
06:36Are you the owner?
06:38Are you the owner?
06:40Are you the owner of the live house?
06:42You're a strange person.
06:44No, I'm not.
06:46You're not?
06:48You're a band man.
06:50You have a great voice.
06:52I'm a band man, but I'm also doing something else.
06:54I'm a band man, but I'm also doing something else.
06:56May I?
06:58What do you mean?
07:00I'm scared.
07:02I'm scared.
07:05Release me!
07:07Release me!
07:09I'm not scared.
07:11May I?
07:13Can you look at me?
07:15Can you look at me?
07:17Can you look at me?
07:19Close your eyes.
07:21Close your eyes.
07:23Close your eyes.
07:25Close your eyes.
07:27Open your eyes.
07:29What?
07:31It's open!
07:34What is this?
07:36I don't know.
07:38It's clearly open.
07:40Is this hypnotism?
07:42May I?
07:44Can you hold my hand?
07:46Can you show me your thumb?
07:48Look at the white part of my thumb.
07:50Look at the white part of my thumb.
07:52I'm going to hypnotize you
07:54so that you can't open your hands.
07:56so that you can't open your hands.
07:58Look at my thumb.
08:00I'm going to hypnotize you
08:02and give you a lot of power.
08:043, 2, 1!
08:06If you can open your hands,
08:08try it.
08:12It's open!
08:14Yes!
08:16You are a hypnotist, right?
08:18Yes, I am.
08:20I'm a band of death metal
08:22in addition to being a hypnotist.
08:24Amazing.
08:26You said you were going to release your hands,
08:28so I thought you were going to release your hands
08:30I thought you were going to do it, but you're going to release something with hypnosis.
08:33That's right.
08:34Oh, that's what it is.
08:35I thought I'd let you enjoy it.
08:38I'm looking forward to it.
08:39Yes, thank you.
08:41My name is Pino, and I'm a hypnotist.
08:43Pino-san.
08:44I'm sorry.
08:45I didn't want to do this without an explanation, but I thought it would never work.
08:51That's right.
08:52So I brought two kids who are easy to get hooked on.
08:55Easy to get hooked on?
08:56Can I call them a little?
08:58Two kids who are easy to get hooked on?
08:59Yes.
09:00What do you mean?
09:03Maid, come here.
09:04Maid.
09:05Maid?
09:09Oh, it's a maid.
09:10Yes, it's a maid.
09:11It's a real maid.
09:13What is it?
09:14Maid?
09:15Yes.
09:16What is it?
09:17It's a maid bar in front of the station.
09:19It's a couple, Melo-san and Kanano-san.
09:24It's very suspicious.
09:28It started with Pino-san.
09:31Why did you call this maid?
09:35I thought I'd call her because she's easy to get hooked on.
09:38What kind of relationship do you have with her?
09:41The relationship is...
09:42Is she a maid?
09:43Well, I sometimes do it at this store.
09:46I see.
09:47Pino-san is also doing a hypnotic event.
09:51We don't get hooked on, so she's easy to get hooked on.
09:55That's right.
09:56By the way, if you look at the hypnotic effect,
10:00you can change your perception.
10:03I see.
10:05Do you get hooked on?
10:07I don't think so.
10:09Well, I'll show you.
10:11How much do you get hooked on?
10:13I'll show you.
10:15Look.
10:17Close your eyes.
10:18It's going down.
10:1919, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
10:21If you count three, you'll wake up.
10:26You'll wake up to a normal, funny Yamauchi.
10:31But if you look at him, you'll wake up to a very funny Yamauchi.
10:34And if you make a joke, you'll wake up to a very funny Yamauchi.
10:37You'll laugh at him.
10:40If you count three, you'll wake up to a very funny Yamauchi.
10:42One, two, three.
10:43Good morning.
10:44It's Yamauchi.
10:47Can I ask you to make a joke?
10:52One, two, three.
10:57It's very funny.
11:01Can I ask you to do it again?
11:05I was born.
11:08Forever and ever.
11:10What are you doing?
11:12What are you doing?
11:14Why are you being dragged along?
11:17You're being dragged along.
11:19I'm not doing anything wrong.
11:21You can do anything.
11:23You can do anything.
11:24What are you talking about?
11:26We're not doing anything wrong.
11:28I was surprised.
11:30We're not doing anything wrong.
11:31I thought you might be born.
11:33You're being dragged along.
11:34I'm just trying to run.
11:35There's no need to put so much pressure on me.
11:36Your face is strange.
11:37You can do anything.
11:38You can do anything.
11:40Why are you facing the wrong way?
11:42Here we go.
11:46I like you.
11:49That's not funny.
11:51It's fine.
11:53That's not funny.
11:55It's fine.
11:57That's not funny.
11:59Look at this.
12:01It's 2 times funnier.
12:033 times funnier.
12:044 times funnier.
12:05It's getting funnier and funnier.
12:07Look at that face.
12:09It's funny.
12:11It's like you're being bullied.
12:13What?
12:15What did you do?
12:17I was just smacking my lips.
12:19You're a pervert.
12:21I was just smacking my lips.
12:23You're in a bad mood.
12:25You're in a bad mood.
12:27You're in a bad mood.
12:29But you're listening to the hypnosis, right?
12:33Yes, I am.
12:35But I can also make you hate me.
12:37Can I?
12:39Yes, you can.
12:41Are you two really in a bad mood?
12:43Yes, we are.
12:45It's the first time I've ever seen a hypnotist in a bad mood.
12:49It's the first time.
12:51It's the first time, right?
12:53Can I make you hate me?
12:55I love you.
12:57Look at me.
12:59Close your eyes.
13:0119, 8, 8, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
13:03I'm scared.
13:05I'm scared.
13:07All you hate in your head is Kamaitachi.
13:17You hate Kamaitachi.
13:19You hate that two-faced comedian.
13:21Two-faced?
13:23Oh, come on.
13:25You must hate him.
13:27You must hate him.
13:29You must hate him.
13:31You must hate him.
13:33You must hate him.
13:35The feeling of rejection is even stronger.
13:38He was doing it to annoy us.
13:42Even if you shake my hand would you mind?
13:44Any problem.
13:51Yup.
13:55He's cheating!
13:59He said he hates it when I cajole him.
14:02Do you hate us?
14:07I don't think this is in the script.
14:10It is, isn't it?
14:12It's not in the script.
14:13It's not in the script.
14:14Normally, it would go like this.
14:17The situation is a little different than usual.
14:21It's not in the script.
14:22It's not in the script.
14:25This is the first time I've heard this from a hypnotist.
14:28It's not in the script.
14:31It's not in the script.
14:32This is bad.
14:33What should we do?
14:34What should we do?
14:37I don't think it's in the script.
14:39It's not in the script.
14:40The two of them were smiling.
14:42Can you make it a little deeper?
14:44A little deeper?
14:45Let's make it a little deeper and see what happens.
14:47If you don't like it, that's fine.
14:48If you don't like it, that's fine.
14:49You don't have to take your time.
14:51We want to see it when it's in the script.
14:53I understand.
14:54Please look at it.
14:55Look at it.
14:57Sleep.
14:58You'll fall asleep.
14:5919, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
15:00Next, you'll wake up with your head in a daze.
15:031, 2, 3.
15:04Look at it.
15:05Sleep.
15:06You'll fall asleep.
15:0719, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
15:09It's getting deeper.
15:10It's getting deeper.
15:11It's getting deeper.
15:14If you count three, you'll wake up comfortably.
15:17If you wake up comfortably,
15:19you'll hate those bats.
15:24You'll hate them.
15:27If you count three, you'll hate them.
15:291, 2, 3.
15:30Good morning.
15:31I hate them.
15:32I absolutely hate them.
15:33I hate them.
15:41Let's shake hands.
15:43Shake hands.
15:47Shake hands.
15:49I did it.
15:53Is this in the script?
15:55I did it.
15:57What is this?
15:59You brought two easy-to-fool kids.
16:02No.
16:03I think both of you love Kamaitachi-san.
16:09So, it's hard for Anji to join.
16:11It's hard for him to join.
16:12I love him.
16:13Why is it easy for him to join?
16:14I did it.
16:15But, looking at the atmosphere,
16:18we understand what you mean.
16:20I understand.
16:21You're going to put all your energy into what Pino-san says, right?
16:25That's right.
16:26I want you to do that for us.
16:27I understand.
16:28I don't think Hamae-san will join.
16:30I understand.
16:32Please make a loud noise.
16:33These two are cute and charming.
16:37I like them a lot.
16:39I want you to put Anji that I don't like.
16:41I understand.
16:42They're so cute.
16:44I'm going to do the instant Anji I did earlier.
16:47Look.
16:49Look at me.
16:51Close your eyes and fall asleep.
16:5419, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
16:57If you count to three, you'll wake up.
17:00If you wake up, you'll hate the person next to you.
17:04One, two, three.
17:05Good morning.
17:06I think I've heard this before.
17:09Let's shake hands.
17:12Please shake hands.
17:19What is this?
17:25Pino-san, what is this?
17:34What is this?
17:38What is this?
17:40What is this?
17:43I think Pino-san is amazing.
17:47If you get so much attention, you'll be nervous.
17:52I think that's a big problem.
17:55I see.
17:56But if it ends like this, Pino-san won't be able to sleep.
18:01I don't think that's good.
18:03I see.
18:04I won't let you do it.
18:08I won't let you do it.
18:10I won't let you do it?
18:11I won't let you do it.
18:14Can you put it on me?
18:17Me?
18:21What kind of situation is this?
18:24I haven't put it on anyone since we started.
18:29Let's put it on deep.
18:32Let's put it on deep.
18:33Let's put it on deep and make them hate us.
18:37Let's do that.
18:38Sit on this chair.
18:39Yes, deep.
18:40If you drop it twice in a row, it'll go deep.
18:42That's right.
18:43Let's go deep.
18:44Are you ready?
18:45Take a deep breath from your nose.
18:47Exhale.
18:49One more time.
18:50Exhale.
18:52Look at the tip of your fingers.
18:56Are you ready?
18:57Relax your whole body.
18:583, 2, 1.
18:59Good morning.
19:00No, not good morning.
19:01What are you doing?
19:02Hey, Pino!
19:04Pino!
19:05Which one?
19:06Which one?
19:08Look at me.
19:09You'll fall asleep.
19:11Good morning.
19:123, 2, 1.
19:13Look at me.
19:14You'll fall asleep.
19:153, 2, 1.
19:16Good morning.
19:17Look at me.
19:183, 2, 1.
19:19You'll fall asleep.
19:203, 2, 1.
19:21Good morning.
19:22If you count 3, you'll fall asleep.
19:25If you fall asleep, you'll hate the maid next to you.
19:301, 2, 3.
19:31Good morning.
19:32I think she'll fall asleep.
19:34Oh, she hates me.
19:37She has a bad attitude.
19:39I don't even want to look at her.
19:41Go away.
19:44She's a woman.
19:45She's a woman.
19:48Do you think she's cute?
19:50She's a woman.
19:51Let's shake hands.
19:53She won't.
19:55She won't.
19:56She hates me.
19:57Stop it.
19:59Stop it.
20:00She hates me.
20:01She's listening to me.
20:03What do you hate about her?
20:05She's too skinny.
20:07She's too skinny.
20:10She's too skinny.
20:13She's a little jealous.
20:15She's skinny.
20:16She's skinny.
20:18Can you stand it?
20:20What?
20:21Can you stand being a slave?
20:22A slave?
20:23A slave.
20:24You mean a low kick?
20:26Can you stand being a slave?
20:28I can't.
20:29You can't, so you hate her.
20:30I can't stand it.
20:35Can you give me some hypnosis?
20:37By the way, what do you hate about her?
20:41Her hairstyle.
20:44What kind of hairstyle is that?
20:46It's the same as yours.
20:49You know half of it.
20:53Which one do you want?
20:55What kind of hairstyle do you want?
20:57A very short hairstyle.
21:01A very short hairstyle for a woman.
21:03Can you give me some hypnosis?
21:05Why don't you do a very short hairstyle?
21:08Look at me.
21:09I'll do hypnosis.
21:13I just said something.
21:16I said something.
21:17I hate her hairstyle.
21:20I can't stand being a slave.
21:22I can't stand it at all.
21:24I can't stand it at all.
21:25I was possessed.
21:27I was possessed.
21:28I was possessed.
21:29I said something I didn't think I would say.
21:30You did.
21:31I can't believe it.
21:33I can't believe it.
21:34Can you do the same hypnosis to me?
21:37What kind of hypnosis?
21:40I'll do hypnosis that makes you hate Onsei.
21:43You're taking care of Onsei.
21:45Can you do that?
21:46I understand.
21:47I'm grateful.
21:48He's laughing at me.
21:50I love Onsei.
21:51I'll do hypnosis that makes you hate Onsei.
21:54I understand.
21:55Look at me.
21:57Close your eyes and fall asleep.
21:5919, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
22:00It's true.
22:02When you count to three, you wake up feeling good.
22:04When you wake up feeling good...
22:06The voice over there.
22:09I hate you.
22:11When you count to three, it's always like that.
22:12One, two, three.
22:13Yes, good morning.
22:14What is this blonde hair?
22:17Why are you talking like a woman?
22:19This blonde hair!
22:22What do you hate about me?
22:23What?
22:24What do you hate about me?
22:25You're too fat!
22:28I'm not too fat.
22:30I'm not too fat.
22:34It's melted.
22:35One more time.
22:36It's melted.
22:38I melted it myself.
22:40You melted it yourself.
22:42You said something amazing.
22:44I'm sorry.
22:45I love you.
22:47Wait a minute.
22:48You're going to eat it anyway.
22:51I was just told that.
22:54It's because of your hypnosis.
22:56It's messed up this time.
23:01I'm sorry.
23:06Let's go to Capris without Pino.
23:09Can you do hypnosis?
23:11I can do it a little bit.
23:12I can do it a little bit.
23:13I can do it a little bit.
23:14I can do it a little bit.
23:15I can do it a little bit.
23:16I can do it a little bit.
23:17Today's Okite.
23:19Pino.
23:20We're going to have a booth at Okite Fest.
23:22Let's do it.
23:24Let's do it.
23:26Let's do it.
23:27Please open it one by one.
23:28I got it.
23:29You can't do it.
23:30You're doing it again and again.
23:32I want to do it.
23:33Let's do Capris.
23:35I'm sorry.
23:36I don't have that kind of space.
23:38I only have Pino's space.
23:39You don't have Pino's space at Okite Fest.
23:41I have a lot of real estate space.
23:43You're stupid.
23:44You have a noodle shop and a crab shop.
23:46Next time.
23:47Akita of Kamai.
23:53I'm surprised.
23:54Okite Legend.
23:55Let's check the state of Magical Eto.
24:00I think it's about 600 to 700.
24:03I'm sorry.
24:04I'm sorry.
24:05Please watch it next week.