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00:00I got fat shamed at the doctor and here's the thing I wish that she had
00:03just said you're fat you're overweight but she was sassy about it which I
00:06didn't like she told me I needed to be exercising more and here's the thing I
00:10used to be a professional soccer player it's required for all lesbians actually
00:15we all got to do two years pro soccer it's like military service in Korea so
00:23the truth is sometimes exercising makes me sad because I don't have a team to
00:27work for anymore I don't have a game to win so I thought I should share that
00:30with her and I said well I used to be an athlete and she cut me off and she goes
00:34we all used to be athletes but the birds are still flying in the sky and the fish
00:41are still swimming in the sea so get up and get moving and I was like did you
00:47write a fat phobic haiku for this you're bringing the animals into it what is
00:53this the Aesop's fables of eating low-carb