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00:00I did set the resolution to lose weight this year.
00:02I'm not embarrassed of that.
00:03What I am embarrassed about is that on January 1st,
00:07I did something that takes so much hubris,
00:10which is that I took a before photo.
00:12Oh.
00:13Oh.
00:14Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:16Do you know how much audacity it takes to do that?
00:19It takes so much gall to be like,
00:23not only am I gonna achieve the New Year's resolution
00:25that 98% of the people who said it failed to achieve,
00:28but the results are gonna be so magnificent
00:32that I'm gonna need photo evidence.
00:35And here's the thing.
00:36I did not start losing weight.
00:37I started gaining weight.
00:38And instead of just letting it go,
00:40at the beginning of each new month,
00:42I took a new before photo.
00:46We were halfway into the year.
00:47It was June before I started to scroll through the photos,
00:50and I was like, dang, this first before photo's
00:52starting to look like an after pic.
00:55I think I'll just post these backwards on Instagram.