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00:00I do feel like before we get any further, I should tell you guys I am on my period.
00:04Which, yeah, no one needs to freak out. Saw you flinch. Saw you flinch, no problem.
00:10No one needs to freak out. All that really means for me,
00:12personally, is that the dirt under my nails is actually blood.
00:20Which, you can think that's gross, but you gotta admit you know what I'm talking about.
00:24Okay. And what I'm talking about is, of course, that when you're on your period,
00:32you bleed from your nails. Some people are laughing, the allies in the room are learning.
00:41This guy's taking notes. I will say this might only hit for you if you get your period,
00:46but I did accidentally buy the pads without wings on them.
00:51Yeah, so I am thinking about killing myself.
00:56If you don't know what I'm talking about, those things are basically useless. Like,
00:59they're not catching a single drop of blood. Like, because there's nothing holding them in
01:04place. So they're just down there like one of those like car wash inflatable dancing guys just like
01:14useless. Like I may as well brought a bucket of blood up here and just dumped
01:20it out. Okay. Which is a joke, but front row, splash zone. Okay.
01:26Honestly, back row too. I got a heavy flow. Okay.