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00:00Okay, take your pick.
00:07Yeah, cool.
00:08Look, this one would match your eyes beautifully.
00:09I don't care.
00:10But I pulled this one out for you.
00:11Veronica.
00:12So we can all be twinsies.
00:13Please, no.
00:14Just get one.
00:15One for you, one for me, one for John.
00:16Ah, Veronica, please.
00:17I don't care about cups.
00:18You want the blue one?
00:19No.
00:20Are you so excited that Emily and Kobe are going to be here this week?
00:21Oh, hell yeah.
00:22What do you think they're going to want to do this week?
00:23I mean, drink wine.
00:24Yeah, wineries.
00:25Emily's like, wineries, wineries, wineries.
00:27I landed in Charlotte, guys.
00:28I'm here, and I'm going to be coming on over.
00:29I hope, Tim and Veronica, you're ready.
00:30I've got to stop for beers, though.
00:31But the question is, what kind of beers are you guys drinking?
00:32Because Johnny's buying.
00:33Oh, my gosh.
00:34I'm so excited.
00:35We're in Charlotte's Village.
00:36It's so beautiful here.
00:37You guys deserve a good break.
00:38Yeah.
00:39It'll...
00:40Especially daddy.
00:41Oh, especially daddy.
00:42Oh.
00:43Oh.
00:44Oh.
00:45Oh.
00:46Oh.
00:47Oh.
00:48Oh.
00:49Oh.
00:50Oh.
00:51Oh.
00:52Oh.
00:53Oh.
00:54Oh.
00:56Oh.
00:57Oh.
01:02Do you want durian?
01:03I've heard it smells bad, right?
01:05Yeah, their smell is strong.
01:06Ew, it's bad, babe.
01:07Yeah, yeah, it's bad.
01:08Ew, ew!
01:09It's like a sweet, dirty, moldy cheese that smells like feet.
01:13Yeah, it smells like Jino's feet.
01:15I'm not good with smells.
01:16I'm that guy that somebody pukes in front of me, I'm vomiting.
01:20His face tells me all I need to know.
01:22The Stallion.
01:23Stallion, an exceptional breeder.
01:26It's a lot.
01:27It's kind of terrifying.
01:29Oh, it's like a d**k.
01:30Yeah.
01:31It is?
01:32I've heard of this, it's a d**k museum.
01:34You know, I'm sure there's men out there
01:36and it's too big.
01:37No girl's ever gonna tell me that it's too big.
01:39That's true.
01:40Yeah?
01:40Shut up.
01:42Donna's asking me serious questions,
01:45bringing up a lot of good points,
01:46and it's something I'm still thinking about
01:48to get the answer,
01:49because I want to know the answer myself.
01:51He has no business looking that f**king good
01:53in an interview.
01:53My God, he's even all bunned up.
01:55Why does he look so good?
01:56I don't know.
01:57Literally, you guys have been talking
01:59the whole f**king time about penises
02:01and they got them kind.
02:03I know.
02:03I know.
02:04I know.
02:10I think that's John!
02:11Oh!
02:12Welcome to the show!
02:13Hey, what's up?
02:14How are you doing?
02:15Hey!
02:16He was coming towards me.
02:16Well, you know, Tim, I hadn't talked to you
02:18since the teller.
02:19I know.
02:20What'd you bring?
02:21Well, the engaged man, you guys,
02:23throws him down, I'm sure.
02:24The nerves hitting in.
02:25How are the wedding plans coming along?
02:27Well, you know, we don't-
02:28He don't give a s**t about that.
02:30Come on.
02:30Let's go.
02:31Do not be engaged for six years,
02:33like Tim and I.
02:35Welcome to Charlotte's House.
02:36I'm so thrilled to be here.
02:38Happy you're here.
02:39Yes, thank you.
02:39These look so delish.
02:41Kara, what did you make?
02:42Mango, pineapple, rum, tequila.
02:45Wait, what?
02:46No, not rum, tequila.
02:47Like, dang, girl!
02:48I already drank so much of it,
02:49I can't even tell you what it is.
02:51Who's better at making cocktail
02:53between you and probably her?
02:55I think I'm better than my wife.
02:58Wow.
02:59We can have a cocktail off.
03:00I'm excited to be with both of you,
03:01but Tim, me and Tim, we share a personality.
03:04I think we-
03:05Dap it up.
03:06Have a sense of humor.
03:07See, Veronica?
03:08I don't have the same sense of humor.
03:09Boy power.
03:10So, John, what's your favorite couple this season?
03:12I mean, I like Shekinah and Shapa because-
03:15Shapa?
03:16They never fail me.
03:17Do you think Shekinah and Shapa like sparkles?
03:20I don't know if they like sparkles,
03:21but he sure does like the Kool-Aid.
03:24That's the new Peter Piper,
03:25pick the pick of pickled peppers,
03:26Shekinah and Shapa sparkles.
03:29Okay, first of all, the drive over here was so beautiful.
03:31I took the scenic route for you.
03:33I'm so happy you're here with me.
03:34I'm so happy we're having getaways with our kids.
03:36You're welcome, my love.
03:37Y'all can make a baby here in Charlottesville now.
03:40Well, we could do that.
03:42But we might hold off a little bit.
03:45Nope, and not anytime soon.
03:47But you know the crazy part about it?
03:48Tell me.
03:49We can talk about it before having babies.
03:51Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
03:53I'm just billed differently.
03:55Okay, let's get off your sperm talk.
03:58Let's get into TOW.
04:00Our drinks are delightful.
04:02Shall we cheers?
04:03We're in Charlottesville, it's gonna be a great weekend.
04:07Let's do this, baby.
04:12Oh, well, that looks like a big penis.
04:14Is that a penis?
04:15That looks like a-
04:16Yeah.
04:16Same.
04:17It is?
04:18I'm tired of this, it's a museum.
04:20They have like whale penises.
04:23This is hilarious.
04:23What?
04:24Is that a whale penis?
04:26I mean, I'd go in, you know,
04:27cause I'm curious myself.
04:29I mean, there's a lot of penises out there.
04:31Corona and Ingi at the penis museum.
04:33I think it's penis art.
04:35No, I think they're whale penises.
04:37Oh, that's a pig penis.
04:39Of course you guys would bring me to a penis museum.
04:43The stallion.
04:45An exceptional breeder.
04:47It's a lot.
04:48It's kind of terrifying.
04:50What's the biggest penis in the world, out of anything?
04:53Oh, hang on, they gave me the person.
04:58It's 13.5 inches.
05:02What is this Corona-sized penis?
05:05The sperm whale?
05:06Holy crap, that's as big as my whole body.
05:08Now we can always say that, like-
05:09Corona is sperm whale penis size.
05:12What do you think that sperm whale was, like four feet?
05:14She's like five foot six.
05:15It was her height, it's five foot six.
05:18I mean, damn.
05:19You know, I'm sure there's men out there and it's too big.
05:22You know what I'm saying?
05:23It happens.
05:24Is that a thing, Monica?
05:25That is a thing.
05:26That is a thing.
05:26I don't think that- It's dangerous.
05:27No girl's ever going to tell me that it's too big.
05:29That's true.
05:30Yeah, shut up.
05:33Oh, that's going to be the human one.
05:35Jimi Hendrix?
05:36What?
05:38Damn, Jimi.
05:39That, no.
05:41Oh, he got his dick, like, poured.
05:43I want to go to the penis museum.
05:45Have you ever thought about casting?
05:48Nah.
05:48I'd do it.
05:49Just so I can see what it looks like
05:51through, you know, a different lens, you know?
05:53I think that you would be-
05:54I'm sure I would be.
05:55And then again, there might be some of it,
05:57like, hey, not too bad.
05:58Yeah, I feel like I would,
06:00because I feel like it would look smaller off me
06:02and then it would be like, oh.
06:04I'm more of a grower than a showman.
06:06I am a grower than a showman, too.
06:08Yeah, we have a lot in common with our penises.
06:09Yeah, that's all, you know, penises unite.
06:12Cheers. Cheers, yeah.
06:13Scout, scout.
06:15There you go.
06:16So, things, how are they?
06:20I mean, I think in a year,
06:22I've had sex, like, four times.
06:25Jesus Christ.
06:27And it's crazy.
06:28She's like, Jesus Christ.
06:29I know, wait, and it's just,
06:30we've had sex four times here in Charlottesville already.
06:33Oh my gosh.
06:36I mean, four times a year is pretty much the plan
06:38I've been on the last year.
06:40But I don't have a partner.
06:41I mean, I'd like to not have sex four times a year.
06:44Well, I mean, in my situation, you know,
06:46I think I don't have to deal with that.
06:49Luckily, you know, me and Megan have a great sex life.
06:52She knows.
06:53That's good to hear, John.
06:55In Inky's defense, I don't want to get too explicit,
06:58but he kind of broke his penis.
07:01Oh my God.
07:02What?
07:03It was a bloodbath.
07:05What?
07:06What?
07:07What the hell happened?
07:08She must have went crazy on it.
07:10Yeah.
07:11Does it work now?
07:11Is he healed?
07:13Was he bleeding?
07:13I have so many questions.
07:15Oh God, I remember.
07:16What?
07:17Look, I've broken a penis.
07:19There's never been any blood involved with a broken penis.
07:21You destroyed a penis,
07:22and that was a year of urologist and trauma,
07:26and I'm still traumatized.
07:27You've never broken your...
07:29I've had internal damage.
07:31I've never seen-
07:31This was internal.
07:32I've never seen any blood or anything,
07:34but I felt the snap.
07:36But at which point did you become exclusive?
07:41Six months ago.
07:42Yeah.
07:42Yeah.
07:44Why do you ask?
07:49We might have seen him with girls.
07:54What?
07:55Okay, well don't tell that to people
07:56if you don't know for sure.
07:58That's my rule.
07:58When?
07:59You know we are at the same bar all the time
08:01when we go out.
08:02I know.
08:04You didn't see him kissing or anything like that?
08:07No, nothing like that.
08:09Just chatting.
08:10He's playing the field.
08:11That's what's going on.
08:13I just know anytime you're at a bar
08:15and it involves other women,
08:17not a good start.
08:19If you're in a relationship,
08:20you don't need to be talking to anybody at a bar.
08:21I will be honest.
08:23If you saw me chatting with girls at bars-
08:25You're trying to bang it.
08:28I'm at least in the moment.
08:29Yeah.
08:30I'm at least in the moment.
08:30He's at least crossing your mind.
08:34I trust Inky.
08:35So I am giving Inky the benefit of the doubt right now,
08:38but I don't know that he knows exactly
08:41what I'm hoping for in this relationship.
08:44So there's a lot of things that I'm just like,
08:45what if, what if, what if?
08:48And that's terrifying.
08:50She started with the,
08:51we're not really having sex that much.
08:53And then they're like,
08:54we're seeing him at bars with girls.
08:55There's a lot of red flags all of a sudden.
08:58Yeah, that's the face of uncertainty right there.
09:00She lost.
09:02That was hard.
09:13Where are we?
09:14This is not China.
09:15This is not-
09:16No, this is Indonesia.
09:17Indonesia.
09:18Oh, Indonesia.
09:19James and Natalia.
09:21Look at that cute little rooftop.
09:23I know, they have the best house, I swear.
09:25I love it.
09:25Well, maybe second to Lillian James.
09:27Yeah.
09:29Tomorrow is the wedding,
09:30and today Tata's five siblings,
09:32close family, and friends are all coming here into town.
09:35Tomorrow already?
09:37Wow.
09:38Don't even know if you're having kids yet,
09:39but we're going to get married anyways.
09:40Yep.
09:41If I had met you and you were like,
09:43you didn't want to have kids,
09:44we were just going to roll like that,
09:46nothing serious.
09:47I was just going to be the one banging.
09:49Yeah, for real.
09:50Dude, I was like,
09:51you're so lucky you got me.
09:53That was a good catch.
09:54Yeah, you're right, my love.
09:55You're welcome.
09:57You want durian?
09:59I mean, we can try it.
10:00Is it good?
10:01I like it.
10:02I've heard it smells bad though, right?
10:04Yeah, they're smell strong.
10:06Ew, I hate durian.
10:07It's like a-
10:08They don't even like,
10:09take it to the airport.
10:10Sweet cheese, moldy.
10:11Yeah, in Thailand,
10:12they wouldn't even let me bring it in hotels.
10:13Yeah.
10:14It says no durian allowed.
10:15Yep.
10:16Whatever that is, I don't eat it.
10:17Actually, that looks dangerous right there.
10:19Are you a fan of trying like weird food?
10:21Exotic stuff?
10:22Nah.
10:23No, I don't have that in me.
10:24Yeah, me either.
10:25I'm not a seafood fan either, so.
10:27I don't eat seafood either, bro, no.
10:28I mean, fried fish?
10:30Sure.
10:31You don't even, tuna fish with mayonnaise?
10:32Nah, I don't even do the mayonnaise either.
10:36No mayonnaise.
10:37Yeah, Veronica's a mayonnaise person.
10:39Oh, it's already opened.
10:41I mean, it looks cool.
10:45Oh.
10:46Oh.
10:48Ew, yeah.
10:48Bad, babe.
10:49Yeah, it's bad.
10:50Oh.
10:51And she's like, yummy.
10:53His face tells me all I need to know.
10:55I'm not good with smells.
10:56I'm that guy that somebody pukes in front of me,
10:58I'm vomiting.
11:02Babe, if I close my nose.
11:09Ew, it's so bad.
11:11I love his facial expression.
11:13It's like a sweet, dirty, moldy cheese.
11:15Yeah.
11:16It smells like feet.
11:17Yep.
11:18It's really bad.
11:19It's really bad.
11:20It smells like Geno's feet.
11:22Maybe.
11:23Jackson would look that shit right up.
11:24Yeah, she did.
11:25Wetting toes and everything.
11:27Literally, she like.
11:29She was like, I love it.
11:31Stop it.
11:31No, she said she likes to lick between the toes
11:33because it tastes like cheese.
11:37Suck my toe tonight.
11:38Yeah.
11:41Durian tastes so bad.
11:44It is gooey, like rotted human flesh.
11:47And the smell it gives off is very similar
11:49to rotting human flesh.
11:52What does rotted human flesh taste like?
11:56I mean, taste too.
11:57You know what I imagine?
11:58You know when you get a pedicure
12:00and that woman takes that thing,
12:01like the cheese grater to your foot
12:03and all those shavings come off?
12:05They don't do that to me.
12:06They don't?
12:07No.
12:08You should never let them use that on your feet.
12:10It'll just build more calluses.
12:11I didn't even know that.
12:12I've honestly never had a pedicure in my life.
12:15What?
12:15Oh my God, I gotta take you for a pedicure.
12:23Perfect.
12:24Sis in the picture.
12:26How has he not met this person yet?
12:28Because he's been to Indonesia before,
12:30before they got married.
12:31She may live in like a little village.
12:34She could live like a seven hour bike ride away.
12:36She could've ridden her bike there.
12:39I'm a little nervous how it'll go down.
12:41She's just thinking you stole me from her.
12:45I know it's pretty hurtful, yes.
12:48Yeah, she picked the worst thing
12:49she could try to say about me.
12:52Uh-oh, what'd she say?
12:54Like maybe he was hitting on her or sending her messages.
12:58She said you had a friend in the US
13:01who told her that I mistreated women in relationships.
13:06Oh.
13:07I bet you that's not a malicious lie.
13:09That is a scorned ex-girlfriend of this man
13:12who reached out and found like the sister connection
13:15and was like, tell your sister to be careful
13:17because he cheated on me with a girl at the roller rink.
13:22Or the sister's just making it up
13:25to try to ruin their relationship.
13:27Yeah, because she don't like him.
13:28Because he took her to Maine.
13:30We have our own issues.
13:32Like with what's gonna happen with us
13:33staying here and all that.
13:35I'm worried that she may see like an opportunity in that
13:38to try to drive a wedge between us.
13:42And that scares me a little bit.
13:47This wedding, absolutely not,
13:49it's not gonna go well.
13:50Like it's not.
13:51I'm excited to meet her sister though.
13:52Me too.
13:53To see like what she's like.
13:54I'm so excited for an Indonesian wedding.
13:56I bet you it's stunning.
13:57I bet you it's full of color and florals.
13:59It's like Indian weddings.
14:00I'm going to an Indian wedding.
14:01That's on my bucket list.
14:02I'm just gonna show up to India and go to a wedding.
14:05Just like wedding crash?
14:07And then no one's gonna tell me I can't come.
14:09Yeah, you won't stick out or anything.
14:11No, I'll be fully dressed and going.
14:14I'm not so sure how the conversation with Donna
14:17is gonna go because I never know
14:19what is gonna flow out of her mouth.
14:21I'm always nervous to meet parents.
14:22You should be, you weren't when we were together.
14:25Dad rolls up in the taxi and here's Tim
14:27with his undershirt and the cigarette
14:29hanging out of his mouth.
14:30Whatever.