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00:00♪♪
00:03Before the 90 days.
00:05Shh. Shh.
00:06The kids are sleeping.
00:07You ready, Theodora?
00:0890-day guys night.
00:10Boys only.
00:11♪♪
00:16So, after getting the text that my friend in Las Vegas
00:17has gonorrhea,
00:19and the fact that I've been having
00:21gunk spew out of my penis,
00:22I'm like, well, this will all make sense now.
00:24Oh!
00:26Did he just say he had chunky soup
00:28coming out of his penis?
00:29Oh!
00:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:32My butt's burning just hearing him talk about it.
00:34We've had some fights,
00:36and this is the first time for the five years
00:38Renee ever apologized to me,
00:41or anything.
00:42I mean, I apologize once a week.
00:44Yeah, I mean, I say sorry probably once a day.
00:47You hardly apologize.
00:49Because I don't do anything wrong.
00:51Ugh.
00:52Now say you're sorry.
00:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:55A few days ago, I married Adnan
00:58the first day that we met,
01:00and tonight is the big wedding celebration.
01:04Why did we just turn into, uh,
01:06freaking Eyes Wide Shut?
01:08Look at that face mask.
01:10Is this a Lady Gaga video?
01:12I know, it looks like a music video.
01:14Jeez.
01:19Hello.
01:20La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
01:23What are you so happy about?
01:2490 Day, before the 90 Days.
01:26I mean, I'm excited too,
01:27but you seem extra chipper.
01:28It's all about love.
01:30Everybody's falling in love.
01:31People are getting married.
01:33It's a beautiful time.
01:34Give me a hug, Tim.
01:35Let's celebrate the love.
01:36Celebrate the love of what?
01:37Their love.
01:38Both of us are single.
01:39Huggy, huggy.
01:40Huggy, waggy.
01:41Oh, it's wishy-wishy.
01:43Oh, so nice.
01:45Hi, honey.
01:46Hello.
01:48You got your drinks ready?
01:49Yep, and you got your nuts ready?
01:51We got a new home, new bed.
01:53And we're watching B-90.
01:55B-90, the most exciting one.
01:56Agreed.
01:57Cheers to B-90.
02:01Would you have married me first thing?
02:03I would have.
02:04You know why?
02:05Why?
02:06Because you're my Lion Kenny.
02:08Get it?
02:09Get it?
02:10Did you get it?
02:11Okay, I'm Tiger Kenny.
02:13All right, Tiger Kenny.
02:14All right.
02:15Got you something.
02:17What are you, baking cookies?
02:19No, dude.
02:20It's self-tanner.
02:23What are you trying to say?
02:24Let me see your arm.
02:25So you're telling me that this right here is somehow going to make my skin bronze?
02:31This right here is going to make Megan just jump all over you, dude.
02:35Because once you have tan skin, your life is just different.
02:40All right, so we'll just do this arm.
02:42And then that way, you can compare everything.
02:45Yeah, so just let that hang out.
02:46All right.
02:47The show's about to start.
02:48Let's go before the 90 days.
02:50Let's see if the self-tanner is worth the brown sheets.
02:54So I did a little bit of research this morning about gonorrhea to see what I got to do to
03:08make sure that she doesn't get it.
03:10I did a little bit of research.
03:11I did some random internet diagnosing.
03:14He's probably looking up other ways to get gonorrhea other than sex.
03:19Well, that's a good idea.
03:20Could you sit on a toilet and get gonorrhea?
03:23Could you use that as an excuse?
03:24Maybe like the urinal, like the urine stream, like carries the disease back up.
03:28Yep.
03:29Or I was in a jacuzzi and this couple were having sex and the fluids must have entered my urethra.
03:35So after getting the text that my friend in Las Vegas has gonorrhea and the fact that I've been having gunk spew out of my penis,
03:42I'm like, well, this will all make sense now.
03:44Oh.
03:46Oh.
03:47Did he just say he had chunky soup coming out of his penis?
03:50Ew.
03:51Ew.
03:54How is he going to tell her now?
03:57My *** burning just hearing him talk about it.
03:59Have you ever had gunk spew?
04:01No.
04:02Other than natural semen?
04:04I've never had gunk leaking from my junk.
04:07Because gonorrhea has a treatment, it's curable, and people get it all the time, like for me it's not a big deal.
04:14No people don't get it all the time.
04:15What?
04:16You get it all the time.
04:17Oh, yeah.
04:18No people get it all the time.
04:20I've never had it.
04:21Bro, I have a lot of friends.
04:24Never heard anyone getting gonorrhea.
04:26I have.
04:27So I'm definitely going to tell Faith, but she's got a fun day planned, so I'm not just going to like spring it on her very first thing.
04:33So I'm going to let us do some fun stuff, and hopefully this gonorrhea thing doesn't ruin the day.
04:40Well, I think the gonorrhea thing is going to ruin the day.
04:43His shirt kind of represents like a fungus, like what's growing on his nether regions.
04:49It shows what he's going through is what you're saying?
04:51Yes.
04:56Hello.
04:58Hi.
04:59Wow.
05:01Hey.
05:02Want some G?
05:06Ooh, look at Faith, trying to look sexy.
05:09Don't try to entice him right now, Faith.
05:12Not a good time.
05:38I'm shocked that she's so open to him moving there.
05:40I originally thought that Faith would just end things when Lauren told her about the gonorrhea,
05:45but now that I see that she's been so positive about the Mama Dean conversation,
05:48I'm like, well, maybe she will accept it because that was a travesty.
05:52Or maybe it'll be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
05:54Maybe.
05:55So I know she still wants time to really get to know each other,
05:58but I'm excited that Faith seems open to the idea of me moving to the Philippines.
06:03The relationship is progressing in the direction I want,
06:06so now I'm getting a lot more nervous and anxious to tell her about the STD.
06:10He could actually be smart about this because Faith doesn't want to just jump into the sexual stuff.
06:15I know.
06:16But he's so horny, I have a feeling that he's counting the days
06:20and seeing if it matches up to where he can finally hit it before he goes.
06:24Well, I would just not say nothing for now.
06:26She's not trying to do nothing with him.
06:28But what if she wants a kiss?
06:30Then you got to say, then you got to say, sorry, I have gonorrhea.
06:35Just like that?
06:36Sorry.
06:42Boy, it looks like a party.
06:44I'd like to be there, though.
06:45Tiger Lillian Adnan.
06:48This is actually turning to be a pretty impressive wedding, I got to say.
06:52For a guy that doesn't like weddings.
06:54Weddings.
06:55Yeah.
06:56A few days ago, I married Adnan on the first day that we met.
07:00And tonight is the big wedding celebration.
07:07Wow.
07:08Dude, they are throwing that guy up there, bro.
07:11This is like an exercise that firefighters practice.
07:14Catching people jumping out of buildings on fire.
07:17A typical wedding in Jordan, just a small celebration, but my wedding is different.
07:24It's huge.
07:26It's huge.
07:27The bigger, the better.
07:29It does look like an Israeli wedding, but a fancy one, a real fancy.
07:32They spend a lot of money on this stuff.
07:34Look.
07:35This is a big wedding.
07:37Yeah.
07:38All right, so he went all out for this.
07:39Wow.
07:40Hey.
07:41My wife liked your life, like expensive things.
07:44So I want to make to her like big wedding, big party, everything special.
07:52I ordered flowers from Thailand.
07:55He ordered flowers from Thailand.
07:56Is that cheese?
07:57How is he funding this?
07:58Look, if you ever get married, I'll sponsor the queso fountain at your wedding.
08:02That's all I need.
08:03I like chocolate better.
08:04Chocolate fountain would be better for me.
08:06They had a chocolate fountain, maybe with cheese.
08:09Yeah, it is cheese.
08:10You can do it with cheese.
08:11Yeah.
08:12I want a chocolate fountain.
08:13You want a cheese fountain.
08:14Have you ever been to a fondue restaurant?
08:16No, I have not, actually.
08:18I'm working so hard to make this day so special.
08:23Why did we just turn into freaking Eyes Wide Shut?
08:27Look at that face mask.
08:29Is this a Lady Gaga video?
08:31I know, it looks like a music video.
08:33Jeez.
08:34I do all of these things for my wife.
08:37With love, I do everything.
08:41I'd like to know the cost of this.
08:43Isn't that terrible?
08:44I want to know.
08:45If I was Tiger Lily at this point, I don't regret marrying on the first day.
08:49I'd be like, ooh, I hit a rock.
08:51Like, I did it right.
08:53Let's not forget, they've only known each other for four months.
08:56You couldn't plan a wedding.
08:57That wedding in the U.S. would take you 18 months to plan.
08:59Oh, God, yeah.
09:00Like, how do you even plan that wedding that fast?
09:02I gotta say, from one minute to another, I've planned my wedding,
09:06but Adnan destroyed me, bro.
09:08That is insane.
09:10Adnan told me that we need one look to first enter the party,
09:14and then we need to change into our second look
09:17so that we can present ourselves to everyone as a married couple for the first time.
09:22Oh, the party started already.
09:24Wow.
09:26Oh, I love an outfit change at a wedding.
09:28It's important.
09:29My parents got married in 1990, and my stepmom had three dresses.
09:32Oh, my God, nah.
09:38There are three people helping Adnan get into his suit.
09:42A suit.
09:44Meanwhile, I have this complicated dress.
09:47There are ties and a million buttons and clasps and hooky things.
09:54Oh, man, look, you had to open a million buttons.
09:56Did you see this?
09:57You're so welcome.
09:58I did not have buttons on my dress.
10:00You'd have killed me.
10:01But remember, I ripped something.
10:03What did I rip on you?
10:04My dress.
10:05I did, right?
10:06It was a zipper.
10:07I was trying to open it.
10:08It was too much.
10:09It was a zipper.
10:10Get out of here.
10:12Okay, I have to get undressed.
10:13There's, like, four guys in here.
10:15I'm gonna go sit down.
10:16We're not gonna do anything.
10:18If I were her, I wouldn't even be kicking them out of there.
10:20He wouldn't see me for the rest of the night.
10:22Three hours later, he'd come in and be like,
10:24but, baby, where are you?
10:26Oh, sorry, I couldn't get dressed.
10:27Guys, I can't change.
10:30It's moments like this that make me think
10:33this is what our future as a married couple will look like,
10:38and that will definitely not fly with me.
10:41You guys are, have been together for, what, three days?
10:44Your future is gonna be so much different
10:46than what you think it's gonna be.
10:48Yeah.
10:49I feel like he's the bride right now.
10:51He's feeling this wedding.
10:53He is bridezilla.
10:54He's feeling this wedding.
10:55He's having fun.