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00:00Um, do you want to swim?
00:02Yeah, we're going to swim.
00:04That's why we're here, right? Water.
00:06Dude, this can't be, this can't be right.
00:08Can you even go swimming when you have that app?
00:10I'm going to say no for safety.
00:12I have to Google this.
00:14Oh, I don't want to be in the water with him.
00:16Sorry.
00:18Okay.
00:20I got us a Honey Lily Virility Cocktail.
00:22Because, inspired on
00:24Adnan, let's see if this cocktail
00:26gives us some virility.
00:28Oh, it's a drizzle, I forgot.
00:30Oh, you're going to drizzle on me?
00:32I think the honey is what does it to get you going.
00:34Oh my God.
00:36You really want me to get to your honey pot tonight, don't you?
00:38I want you to drizzle later.
00:40Cheers.
00:42Cheers.
00:46Whoa, where are we at?
00:48I like the music.
00:50It's Africa, for sure.
00:52It's a cool song, though.
00:54I like it.
00:56Okay.
00:58I still say Rain.
01:00Rain's a cool name for a girl.
01:16Oh.
01:18He's trying to be so nice to her.
01:20I really like Chidi. He's really nice.
01:22Why don't you talk to me like that?
01:24Not anymore.
01:26You used to.
01:28I'm going to steal that line
01:30from Chidi.
01:32Your beauty saturates the whole atmosphere.
01:36That sounds like something you would say.
01:38It could happen.
01:40One time I did grab a girl by the hand
01:42and gave her the kiss and said
01:44I just want to introduce myself.
01:46Wow.
01:48I got to say,
01:50I made her smile.
01:54Do you think these fishes can survive
01:56without the water?
01:58No.
02:00You said no?
02:02You know what?
02:04That would be my life
02:06without you around me.
02:08Oh my God, but that was
02:10really sweet.
02:12You can tell he's nervous for his life right now.
02:14I'm obviously fishing
02:16for a compliment right now.
02:18What compliment? I can't breathe
02:20without you.
02:22That was
02:24really, really sweet words you just said.
02:26You surprised me a lot.
02:30I must say,
02:32I didn't mean to get a little
02:34angry at the market.
02:36It just shocked me because
02:38all I wanted was the love
02:40and cuddle on each other and
02:42actual just love and connection.
02:44I wasn't looking for just sex.
02:46She's really starving
02:48for physical
02:50contact with somebody.
02:52You got to give her some credit and understand
02:54her on this. She says she's never had it.
02:56If I was her, I'd feel the same probably.
02:58I can't imagine
03:00talking to somebody for months and talking about
03:02I can't wait to bang and then you
03:04get there and they're like, actually,
03:06I've changed now and I want to wait until I'm married.
03:08I get that too.
03:10I wanted the physical attention
03:12just to be alone with you and go for walks
03:14and hang out.
03:16That's all I wanted.
03:20Of course, I would have wanted more.
03:24But I respect your decisions.
03:26That's what I look for
03:28with you.
03:30It's to just be held and cuddled.
03:32You just want to skip it.
03:34I want to skip it.
03:36I can give it to you as long as you
03:38don't want to skip the second part.
03:40There are times when it's nice to skip the second part
03:42and just be affectionate
03:44and held and cuddled.
03:46There's never a good time to skip the second part.
03:48I am surprised that Renee
03:50apologized for getting angry
03:52at the market.
03:54In fact, we've had fights
03:56and this is the first time for the
03:58five years Renee ever apologized
04:00to me for anything.
04:02I mean, she hasn't apologized
04:04in five years. I mean, I apologize
04:06once a week.
04:08I say sorry probably once a day,
04:10but honestly, five years
04:12coming from Thais, that's about on par.
04:14In all these years, you've apologized
04:16a lot more.
04:18You've hardly apologized.
04:20Because I don't do anything wrong.
04:22That's how Renee
04:24thinks. Now say you're sorry.
04:28I love you and will forever
04:30love you and I want to do it
04:32with you, but I just
04:34want to do it at the right time
04:36and which I believe is not far off.
04:38There's going to be a lot of
04:40weddings this year. That's what it seems
04:42like. I'm at the Biatux.
04:44Oh,
04:46getting public.
04:48Public kissing is nice.
04:52I'm not a sex crazed person.
04:54I didn't come all the way over here just for that.
04:56I came all the way over here to feel the love
04:58from Chitty specifically.
05:00Him telling me that he's going to start
05:02touching me more and rubbing,
05:04cuddling, that's all I want.
05:06From the way that last
05:08time we saw them was going with a chicken
05:10and then her reaction to the
05:12than I am in sex. She seems like she's
05:14in a much better place and more accepting
05:16than I've hoped for these two.
05:18I'm thinking I got an 80%
05:20feeling. Marriage. I'm Renee
05:22and Chitty? Yep. 80%.
05:24Feeling good. Confident.
05:26I'm 100% sure Renee and Chitty
05:28are going to get married. You're 100? Yep.
05:30Renee does not have the I'm going back
05:32look. That is true. She seems
05:34like she's in it to win it.
05:38We're in the Philippines.
05:40How do you know? It's a rainforest.
05:42We are in the Philippines.
05:44Lauren and Faith.
05:46Her hair is so pretty. Let's go.
05:48I'm so excited.
05:50Be careful.
05:52That looks nice.
05:54I'm excited for them. I feel like it's their first
05:56day together to do
05:58something like as a couple.
06:00This does look like the perfect place to tell someone
06:02you've got a guy in the rear, right?
06:04Do you want to swim?
06:06Yeah, we're going to swim. That's why we're here, right?
06:08Yeah, I really love swimming.
06:10Oh, I don't want to be in the water with him.
06:14Sorry.
06:16This can't be right. Can you even go
06:18swimming when you have?
06:20I have to Google this.
06:22Can you spread it through the water?
06:24I just thought that. Oh my god, Alex.
06:26Actually,
06:28look, it says you cannot
06:30catch gonorrhea from hugging.
06:32Here it says hugging, kissing, or swimming pools.
06:34Toilets, sharing towels, or sharing cups.
06:36He literally said he got it from somebody's mouth.
06:38You know why? Because none of us are asking
06:40a medical professional. We're all asking
06:42the internet. Do they still have to
06:44stick, like I heard my buddy had to have a
06:46test done and they stick the thing down your
06:48pee hole. Do they still do it that way?
06:50Because it sounds like it hurts.
06:52I know
06:54Loren's not perfect,
06:56but his recent honesty
06:58about his finances and plans
07:00show me he is serious
07:02about our relationship.
07:04Get your lips away from her completely.
07:06Loren's, I tell you.
07:08They don't listen.
07:10You're having a great day with your lady.
07:12Okay? Do you
07:14ruin the day and tell her the important
07:16or do you let her have the great day
07:18and then ruin her night? He needed to have
07:20told her when he picked her up. And the reason being
07:22is especially because you can't even kiss.
07:24If anything, already wait for some
07:26kind of fight and then bring it up.
07:28You know, if you're already in a bad place.
07:30Oh, and by the way, I've got her here.
07:34We just had this amazing time together.
07:36Things are finally starting to get romantic.
07:38But now I have to tell her this terrible
07:40news.
07:42You better not kiss her, Loren.
07:44If I was in his place, I wouldn't say
07:46nothing. And you would kiss
07:48me? No, I wouldn't. I would just avoid
07:50kissing you. What if I was like trying to come
07:52on to you and then I would think, oh my god,
07:54he's not into me because
07:56he's avoiding me. So why am I wasting
07:58my time?
08:00I really enjoy it.
08:04So yeah.
08:06Feel like
08:08kissing energy?
08:10Is this how he's starting it?
08:12So we can't kiss. Uh oh.
08:14We can't
08:16kiss. Big swallow.
08:18Well,
08:20I have gonorrhea.
08:24He didn't go into it slow,
08:26did he?
08:28Maybe don't smile so much when you say
08:30that. Man.
08:32This guy is a piece of work. He's like
08:34smiling now.
08:36Again, it hurts.
08:38When you got this kind of,
08:40you know, disease?
08:42Remember I sent you
08:44a picture on Halloween of the
08:46girl from Thailand? Oh, I thought you
08:48were talking and helping her. I did.
08:50Oh, he helped her. Lauren's
08:52fessing up. I gotta give him credit for that one.
08:54Now tell her the real truth. You started
08:56having a discharge
08:58or gunk, as you call
09:00it, coming out your pecca.
09:02So she spent the night. With you? Yeah.
09:04Did they have sex
09:06together? Yeah.
09:08Oh my god.
09:10God, he could have gotten a little softer on
09:12that. I'm so shocked.
09:14We are here dating for how
09:16many months? Online?
09:18Yes, online. Well, I haven't met you yet.
09:20It don't count as cheating until I meet you,
09:22right?
09:24Lauren, you said
09:26I love you to her. You were pretty
09:28committed. If they were
09:30together or talking or discussing
09:32together.
09:34It's a gray area. Oh my god, I'm gonna
09:36punch you. It's a gray area.
09:38I feel that I don't
09:40know him. I feel
09:42betrayed.
09:52Okay, long trip back.
09:54Nice and awkward.
09:56I'm sorry. When relationships
09:58start off like this,
10:00it's very tough to
10:02trust the person again. Well,
10:04the thing is, he's gonna tell her, and by the way,
10:06I wanna keep doing it. I know.
10:08Yeah. So I got
10:10something for us. Oh yeah? Yeah.
10:12Since Elise has been born, applesauce
10:14has been around the house, I've been eating it,
10:16and I feel like we should do a challenge.
10:18Let's do it. Alright, let me grab it.
10:22If I found out
10:24that Adnan
10:26was like a serial
10:28killer or something,
10:30that would be okay. I gotta say, that
10:32is love though. I've never had a woman tell
10:34me if I was a serial killer
10:36that she would basically still love me.
10:38Many times you said you thought I'm gonna
10:40wanna kill you somewhere. Oh no, I still
10:42think that you secretly want to.
10:44Sometimes.
10:46Alright, bro, check this
10:48out. I know applesauce, when we were kids,
10:50looked a little different, but
10:52they're in these little pouches now.
10:54So the goal is, first one to
10:56suck it dry
10:58wins. Mmm.
11:00Alright, ready? 1, 2, 3, go.
11:02Oh, s***.
11:06I win?
11:08I don't know how you did that, bro.
11:10Because it's f***ing applesauce, bro.
11:12Dude, that's, no, that's not the business.
11:14Back to the
11:16wonderful wedding.
11:18We're in Jordan, at the wedding.
11:20Adnan, are you still in the room?
11:24I am stressed because
11:26this is a so big day.
11:28I know it takes a little to get ready, a long time.
11:30I'm so stressed.
11:32I'm so stressed.
11:34It takes a little to get ready, a long time.
11:36But it's not
11:38okay to keep 200 people
11:40waiting.
11:42It is when you're the bride.
11:44Dude, you probably took longer to get ready than she did.
11:46He's kind of like you.
11:48If it's about you getting ready, you can be there
11:50an hour, but if I'm, hurry up, hurry up.
11:52Are you coming for me?
11:54It's true.
11:56I'm usually ready before you.
11:58I don't take long to get ready.
12:00You don't, but I still only wait for you to be done,
12:02then I get dressed, right?
12:04Then I'm waiting on you.
12:06You're waiting for me two minutes because that's just when I started.
12:10So pretty, baby.
12:14I know.
12:16Let my queen get ready.
12:20To look like a queen, it takes a minute.
12:22I know.
12:24Very nice, Adnan.
12:26Smooth operator.
12:28You never, ever
12:30spoke to me like this.
12:32Never.
12:34You were so drunk on our wedding day.
12:36You were hung over and drunk.
12:38No, I was fine.
12:40I know that Adnan is the love of my life.
12:42When the love is there,
12:44then there's not going to be anything
12:46that would be a deal breaker.
12:50If I found out
12:52that Adnan
12:54was a serial killer
12:56or something,
12:58and he didn't want to, like,
13:00turn me into a skin suit,
13:02then that would be okay.
13:06Is that supposed to be a good thing or no?
13:08I don't get it.
13:10She's probably being sarcastic a little bit, I hope.
13:12I got to say, that is love, though.
13:14I've never had a woman tell me
13:16if I was a serial killer
13:18that she would basically still love me.
13:20This is kind of something you would say, honestly.
13:22What?
13:24Many times you said you thought I'm going to want to kill you somewhere.
13:26Do you think that you secretly want to?
13:28Mm-hmm. Sometimes.
13:42Oh, my God, this is fabulous.
13:44Yes!
13:46It's the same moves. We do the same in Israel.
13:48Dang!
13:50They got dances and everything.
13:52Dude, this is sick.
13:54Wow!
13:56I would love to be at this wedding.
13:58Yeah.
14:02Oh, my God.
14:04Dude, that's the coolest thing ever.
14:06I'm sorry, like, who paid for this?
14:08This wedding's on another level.
14:10We had real fireworks.
14:12Boom! In the sky.
14:14Ours was not just five minutes.
14:16Ours was the best, but this wedding is on a different level.
14:18I'm having so much fun
14:20because everyone here is looking to me,
14:22singing to me.
14:24My family calling my wedding
14:26Maharajan Adnan.
14:28Festival Adnan.
14:32But shouldn't it be called
14:34Maharajan Adnan
14:36and Tiger Lily?
14:38Just Adnan.
14:40Because they just call the man name, you know?
14:42This is definitely
14:44Adnan's wedding.
14:46Tiger Lily is just there
14:48for his entertainment.
14:50Would you want it to be called
14:52Festival of Armando?
14:54To be honest, I wouldn't, but I know you would like
14:56it to be Kenny, Festival of Kenny.
14:58Right!
15:00Oh, it's all about me.
15:02You would have loved that.
15:04Say you're sorry.
15:06I'm not going to say sorry, no. It's the truth.
15:08I don't think I've ever seen
15:10a man have more fun at a wedding
15:12than the wife, but in this case,
15:14like, he is
15:16living his dream.
15:18Totally.
15:30Congrats, Adnan.
15:32Don't name her.
15:34Congrats, Adnan and that woman.
15:36And your plus one.
15:38Dude, I bet you they had amazing food, too.
15:40We didn't even see the food.
15:42I bet you it was on point.