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00:00Last time on Big Brother.
00:06I've had such a fab day.
00:09Everyone's had fun and everyone's smiling.
00:12But cracks are going to start to appear.
00:15Energy levels are dipping, people are hungry.
00:18There's going to be little comments made
00:20that might rub you up the wrong way.
00:23There's not one person here that you don't make smile.
00:26I'm...
00:28I need people like me.
00:37Tonight, welcome to Big Brother's hot new holiday destination,
00:42Coconut Island Resort.
00:46I can't believe you did it.
00:48The whole team should be sad.
00:50Oh, my God, I give up.
00:52CHANTING
01:03And it all started with one sausage.
01:22CHANTING
01:31Day four.
01:3410.24am.
01:37Overnight, the Big Brother house has been turned into
01:41Big Brother's Coconut Island Resort
01:44for the housemates' first shopping task.
01:52CHANTING
01:57Morning, everyone.
02:06This is Big Brother.
02:09Will all housemates gather in the living area immediately?
02:13Come on, team!
02:18Oh, my God, stop it! Coconut Island!
02:21Oh, this is where I need to be on a holiday.
02:25Oh, my God!
02:31This is so cool.
02:34Housemates, welcome to Big Brother's hot new holiday destination,
02:40Coconut Island Resort.
02:42CHEERING
02:44Where sunny memories are made and waves wash away your worries.
02:49OK, sounds good, yeah.
02:51For this week's shopping task,
02:53a lucky bunch of housemates will be checking in as guests.
02:57But not all of you will be relaxing under the palm trees.
03:02Six housemates will be hard at work as my staff running the resort for me.
03:07Here we go.
03:08Dean, you will be my resort manager.
03:12CHEERING
03:16Congratulations.
03:18Welcome, everyone, welcome.
03:20Dean, under your strict supervision,
03:23your team of resort staff will be...
03:30Sarah.
03:32Hey, Sarah, don't wait. I want to be on a holiday!
03:35Marcello.
03:37And Hannah.
03:39I knew it in my heart.
03:41You're the hottest-looking workers I've ever seen. Gorgeous.
03:45The rest of you are guests.
03:48You have nothing to worry about except which cocktail to order next.
03:54Big Brother wants you to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime.
03:58CHEERING
04:0711.24am.
04:10Big Brother has provided the guests with some holiday essentials.
04:15All I've got is this.
04:17This could take a very different turn, Big Brother.
04:23Look, actually, I'm going to the beach.
04:30And uniforms for the staff.
04:33They are taking the piss.
04:40Welcome!
04:44To get the holiday started, the staff must check in the guests.
04:49This is Big Brother.
04:51To celebrate the opening of this resort,
04:54Big Brother has provided five special all-inclusive wristbands.
05:01Dean, as manager, it is up to you
05:05which guests you upgrade to all-inclusive status
05:09to enjoy the full luxuries of Coconut Island.
05:13Oh, you want to lick my arse now, right?
05:16All other guests will only receive half-board wristbands
05:21and their stay will not be quite so wonderful.
05:25Nice to meet you, nice to meet you.
05:28Good morning, sir. Welcome to Coconut Island.
05:31Pleasure to be here.
05:33Here's your wristband, thank you. Have a fabulous day.
05:36Half-board, you cheap asses! I paid all-inclusive!
05:43Joining Ryan will be Diz, Izzaz...
05:47Half-board!
05:49..Niathan and Emma...
05:51What?!
05:53Arrangers!
05:55..who will all be staying half-board.
05:58Which means, Ali, you are on our all-inclusive.
06:01Thank you!
06:03Thomas... Come here, man, come here.
06:05..Martha, Baked Potato and Shegan...
06:08Thank you very much, I appreciate this.
06:10..will be staying all-inclusive.
06:12It was amazing, it was amazing flight.
06:14Honestly, wonderful, it was such a breeze, yeah.
06:16Thank you very much.
06:22Manager, can you please tell us what your complaints are?
06:26Can you tell us what your complaint procedure is, please?
06:29Yes, please.
06:40Some of the guests are checking out the resort.
06:43Oh, my God!
06:45No way!
06:47Oh, my God, this is amazing!
06:49Do you not think it even smells different?
06:51Yeah, it does. Oh, my God, take my picture on here!
06:54Right, OK, strike a pose!
06:56Oh, I don't want to break the swing. Get ready!
06:58Yeah, leg crossed. Leg crossed.
07:00And... Woo!
07:02Get in the shot!
07:04Get on, Martha, right, come on.
07:06Here we go!
07:08Oh, my God.
07:10Are you ready? Woo!
07:12Change pose!
07:14The staff are preparing brunch.
07:16Ali needs a juice within five minutes.
07:18Where's the juice, where's the juice?
07:20Get her a juice. I can't leave the station.
07:22All right, get her a juice. I'm cooking everything.
07:24Ali's outside and so is Lily.
07:26We're on cooking duties.
07:28Gun.
07:30Yeah, it's a wrench.
07:32Leg kicks.
07:36Only chance do you play football, sir?
07:40I play it occasionally, yes, occasionally.
07:42Sir, you are very talented at this.
07:44I like what you've done to the place.
07:46Oh, thank you, sir, thank you.
07:48We always do the best for our inclusive clients.
07:50Lily has come to the diary room.
07:52Hello, Lily.
07:54Hi, big brother.
07:56How are you?
07:58I'm good.
08:00Like, it's dead fun
08:02being a worker at Coco Land.
08:06Coconut Island.
08:10Coconut Island.
08:12I absolutely love it.
08:14Like,
08:16I'm such a hard worker.
08:18The workers that are most diligent
08:20is...
08:22me.
08:26I know I got put to be a worker for a reason.
08:30Because that is my
08:32line of doing.
08:34But, like,
08:36you don't want to work.
08:38You want to be on holiday
08:40with my mates and have fun.
08:44But I am going to win
08:46the task and get a big
08:48burger.
08:561.32pm.
08:58Brunch is being
09:00served at the Coconut
09:02Island Resort.
09:04The all-inclusive guests get
09:06a luxury spread,
09:08while the half-borders get a basic
09:10buffet.
09:12This is nuts.
09:14Bang, bang, bang.
09:16The thing is, I don't even want to eat right now because the other team's not eating.
09:18I feel bad.
09:20To pass the shopping task,
09:22staff must remain polite and professional
09:24at all times.
09:28And are forbidden
09:30from eating the guests' food.
09:32Half-board guests must
09:34not eat any items
09:36from the all-inclusive menu.
09:38Hi, Lily.
09:40Hi.
09:42Oh, God.
09:44You don't get this in many...
09:46This is a bit of service, isn't it?
09:50Dean.
09:52Yes, my love.
09:54I'm stressing a bit about our employee.
09:56Lily. Lily, babes.
09:58Lily.
10:00I don't want to fail because of this.
10:02That'll be enough of that.
10:04But I'm more allowed to go back up, aren't I?
10:06Yes, yes, yes.
10:08Lily, babes, Lily.
10:10Smile. No canoodling with guests, please.
10:12OK. All right?
10:14Because we don't want to fail.
10:16We want to eat.
10:18How come you're not having the full works?
10:20I don't want it. I don't want it.
10:22Waste of an all-inclusive bracelet.
10:24You're right. You're right.
10:26You enjoying your stay, sir?
10:28Do you know what? I'm loving it, actually.
10:30It's amazing to hear.
10:32It's nice to look at everybody else enjoying themselves and eating nice food.
10:34Take a slice of melon if you want, sir.
10:36No, I better not. I'm not allowed.
10:38I'd love to... Oh!
10:46Hallelujah!
10:48Hallelujah!
10:50Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
10:52Hallelujah!
10:54Enjoy your food.
10:56Far too much joy being spread over there.
10:58Yeah, that table. Yeah.
11:00I think it's time to spread a little fuckery.
11:02Yeah, come on.
11:04Powering numbers. Fuck this.
11:06I want a fucking sausage, mate.
11:12Oh, come on.
11:14Just a little sausage.
11:16Ryan!
11:18Ryan, no!
11:20We're going to fail.
11:22Well, if you're having one, I'm having one.
11:24Can I help?
11:26You sausage gobbler.
11:28This is insanely entertaining.
11:30OK, people are going to start cracking, aren't they?
11:32There's just rules getting broken everywhere.
11:34I don't understand.
11:36Ryan went and had a sausage.
11:38So, if we don't get food now...
11:40I was hungry and needed a sausage.
11:42I was going to blow,
11:44then I was like, I'm walking away.
11:46I was going to be like, how long do you think we are?
11:48And we stood right here, and we're not eating
11:50nothing, then where are they?
11:52Sarah.
11:54Sarah is about to shove that fork up his arse.
12:00Are you all right, Sarah?
12:02Yeah, I was just having five minutes.
12:04She hexed me.
12:06Don't worry, one sausage won't hurt nothing.
12:10Oh, my God, I give up.
12:14I think shit's going to hit the fan today.
12:16And it all started with one sausage.
12:31MUSIC PLAYS
12:432.09pm.
12:46Manager Dean has come to the diving room.
12:51Dean, how is running the resort going?
12:54Oh, it's a lot.
12:56Honestly, it's like herding sheep with them lot.
12:58Dean, who are the strongest members of your staff?
13:01Oh, the strongest members are Khaled, Marcello and Hannah.
13:06The other two are just a bit on a rollercoaster,
13:11so my attention really is on them two.
13:13My weak link, I think, is Lily.
13:16She is a loose cannon.
13:19You tell her not to do something,
13:21five seconds later she's doing it.
13:23She's like a puppy.
13:25You have to train Lily to not do these things.
13:28And Sarah needs to smile more.
13:32That sausage is good, you know.
13:34Do you not want one?
13:36I can go and get us one each.
13:38I need a sausage.
13:39If you have one, I'll have another one.
13:41I feel like we've already failed the test.
13:43Exactly.
13:44And then we're going to be on Russian, so might as well eat it.
13:47Come on, then, let's go!
13:49Go on.
13:51You are a bad influence.
13:52Go on.
13:53No, no.
13:54You've got to do it first, though.
13:55No, no, no.
13:57If Ryan has a sausage, I'm having a sausage.
14:01If you have another one, I'm having another one.
14:03No-one's having a sausage.
14:04Please don't have another sausage.
14:06You can't have anything yet.
14:07We've not eaten either.
14:09We're on the same page as you, babe.
14:11Oh, oh, oh!
14:15No, no, no, no, Ryan!
14:17Ryan!
14:19Ryan, you are such a shit!
14:21Sarah!
14:22Sarah!
14:23Smile.
14:24I can't believe you did it.
14:26I can't believe you did it.
14:28I can't believe you did it.
14:30Fuck's sake, man.
14:32Listen...
14:36Lily, don't think that's a free pass for you to have
14:38or whoever's stronger.
14:39Lily, do not have a sausage, babe.
14:40I'm not having a sausage.
14:41You're stronger than that.
14:43That hurts me because I actually really like him.
14:45I really like him.
14:46That's the only thing.
14:47That's the truth.
14:48I like... Do you know what?
14:49It's all fun and games now.
14:51As soon as we're on a budget shopping list.
14:54If I get voted out for eating a sausage...
14:56No, it's not that, bro.
14:57People might direct their angst at you.
14:59Oh, yeah, they will, yeah.
15:00Obviously, bro.
15:01You're such a woman.
15:02You know what, bro?
15:03I'm your friend.
15:04As long as you're happy, bro.
15:05Sausage gate or not.
15:07I don't want you to do this to yourself, man.
15:09No, it's all right.
15:10I'm old enough, I'm big enough to make my own decisions.
15:12It's all right.
15:13If I go, I go.
15:14It's sound.
15:202.37pm.
15:23Guest Emma is talking to Big Brother about her holiday.
15:27I'm a peasant. Why am I a peasant?
15:30This is outrageous!
15:33I should be all-inclusive.
15:35And I thought me and Dean were tight,
15:37but when Dean was the hotel manager, I was thinking,
15:40Dean's got me!
15:42I'm fine, I'm going to be all-inclusive.
15:44And then he gave me, like, the peasant wristband,
15:46so I'll be having words with Dean later on.
15:48I'm going to snub him soon.
15:49Next time when he's like,
15:50Hey, Em! I'm just going to be like,
15:52Whatever!
15:54How are you finding Coconut Island Resort?
15:57Like, the scale starts at, like, one,
15:59and Coconut Island's, like, just...
16:02It's sub-zero for me.
16:04Shit would be the word I would choose to describe it.
16:10Some of the staff are catching up.
16:12You know what's so funny about Charlotte?
16:14When I first met you, you're not someone
16:16that I ever think, like, I would get on with so well.
16:19I'm a nice person.
16:20I know you are, but on first impression,
16:22just due to, like...
16:24Everyone always judges me.
16:25Yeah, I think because you sound like the way you sound,
16:27the accent, the city, you know, the way you dress,
16:29you're someone that, in public,
16:30I probably wouldn't gravitate towards
16:31because I'd be a bit intimidated.
16:33Oh, honey, I'd gravitate towards you.
16:35Don't worry about that.
16:37Please don't.
16:38Sorry.
16:39Joking.
16:41Nathan and Dears are talking house dynamics.
16:45I'm kind of waiting for, like, the,
16:47oh, I love you so much veneer to kind of wear off.
16:49It's a bit boring now. It is a bit.
16:51Like, I like everyone, no doubt.
16:53Oh, absolutely. Everyone is so nice.
16:55But we've not seen the full picture of everyone yet,
16:58is what I think. Of course.
16:59And I want to. Of course.
17:00I want to see how people react to a bit of a crisis.
17:03I think everyone is nice,
17:05but it's going to be, like,
17:06when everyone gets a bit more tired.
17:08To be honest, I do think Sarah's, like, getting to her edge...
17:12Oh, yeah. ..quite quickly, actually.
17:14A bit worried.
17:15Mm. Yeah.
17:16Cos I, yeah, she seems really upset with Ryan, right?
17:19He's such a troublemaker.
17:22In the staff room, manager Dean is giving feedback.
17:26Right, debrief time.
17:28I ate a sausage.
17:30What?
17:31Yeah.
17:33OK, well, that didn't go well. You've done it now.
17:35I'm going to go one by one.
17:37I'll start with you, Khaled.
17:39I've got no thoughts for you.
17:41You've literally been on top form.
17:43Marcello, breakfast was a hoot.
17:46Thank you. It was a hoot.
17:48It went down very well. You did a great job.
17:52Don't eat the food.
17:53Hannah, you smashed it as well in the kitchen.
17:55I just need you to smile more.
17:57But, yeah, well done. You've done well.
17:59Sarah, my love. Yeah?
18:01You've done well to manage. Thank you.
18:03But I think you just need to de-stress a little bit.
18:06I'm struggling. Don't let them stress you out.
18:09Service with a smile. Keep smiling.
18:11Keep doing what you're doing, but don't stress,
18:13because if you stress...
18:15I really struggle not... I generally...
18:17I don't know. I really struggle not to...
18:19If you need five minutes, go sit in the toilet.
18:21Noted, Dean. Thank you.
18:23But other than that, you were great.
18:25You've been great with the customers.
18:27Your service has been unbelievable.
18:29But just don't get stressed.
18:30Lily, Lily, Lily.
18:32No sitting with the customers, OK?
18:34No eating the food,
18:36because that will literally fuck us up.
18:38We are solely responsible for this task.
18:41If we fail, it's on us. Yeah.
18:44All right? Professional. Professionalism.
18:46And she kept the customers entertained as well.
18:48And you kept them entertained.
18:49So, yeah, but just no hugging.
18:50We're a five-star resort. We don't do hugging.
18:53That's an extra service they're not paying for.
18:55OK. All right?
18:56I'm proud of all of you.
18:58Thank you so much. All of you.
19:00We're proud of you too, man. You did well as usual.
19:02Oh, yeah, yeah.
19:03Cheers, man.
19:05Cheers, man.
19:135.22pm.
19:16Sarah is leading an aquasize class for Big Potato and Martha.
19:22OK, ladies, how are you feeling today?
19:24Are you all feeling good? Yeah!
19:26OK, well, here at Coconut Bay Resort,
19:28we are all about being fun, fit and burning some calories.
19:33So, to make sure we're all ready to get wet and wild
19:36and pool our energy, let's hear your best dolphin noise.
19:40DOLPHIN SOUNDS
19:42That's a she, Rosie.
19:44Let's get started.
19:46Do you hear that? No.
19:48There's a whirlpool coming.
19:50Yeah!
19:51So, you guys need to do 50 laps of the hot tub
19:55and get that whirlpool whirring.
19:58A beach whale calling around in the...
20:00Martha, you look like a rotisserie chicken going round there.
20:03I don't know whether that's a compliment or not.
20:05She's going round like this, like...
20:08In the bathroom, Dears is talking about her experiences with therapy.
20:13They were just, like, telling me I should lie to myself
20:16about, like, the way that I see the world.
20:18She's like, oh, yeah, that person that looked at you funny,
20:21like, maybe they just weren't racist.
20:23And I was like, but the likelihood is they might have been.
20:26Oh, no. And I tried to explain, she was like, yeah,
20:28you might be putting yourself to be the victim.
20:30And I'm like, well, I'm not going to lie.
20:32Yeah. I know.
20:33And I was like, I do recognise how my voice,
20:36that portrays a certain class privilege,
20:39has literally saved me on many occasions.
20:41So, let's not pretend that, like, you know what I mean,
20:44I'm just going round going, woe is me, you know what I mean?
20:46Because I'm black.
20:47This is the problem.
20:49You see, I bash my head with my own profession sometimes.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Because it is very white-dominated,
20:58and they're not from very diverse backgrounds,
21:00they don't have a very wide selection of friends or people
21:03that they spend time with, and they haven't done any work
21:06to understand the experiences of exactly what you just described
21:10as a black woman.
21:13The person who's most likely to be right about your experiences
21:17is you.
21:18Thank you, that's very valid.
21:19Is you.
21:20So, I literally was like...
21:21It makes me so mad when I hear things like that.
21:24Yeah.
21:25People find it really difficult to watch, like, black women
21:28especially be, like, upset.
21:30Yeah.
21:31Because it turns from, like, me being upset to, like, you know,
21:34me being angry.
21:35The angry black woman.
21:36Exactly.
21:37And it's like, whoa.
21:38Or, like, because I don't, like, you know,
21:40cry when I'm in, like, discomfort,
21:42it's suddenly, like, she's so strong, she can get through it all,
21:45when I'm, like, crumbling on the insides.
21:47And it feels like you're just never, like, truly seen.
21:49This is the sort of thing that gets me really, really mad.
21:51And I don't know how we can change that, really, in the profession.
21:54Yeah.
21:55So, this next one is inspired by our very own staff member, Kung Fu Khalid.
22:01Yay!
22:03This is water punches.
22:06One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
22:11eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen,
22:15eighteen, nineteen, twenty.
22:17OK, guys, I want you to kind of just take a nice, deep breath.
22:21Ladies, I want to thank you so much for taking part
22:23in Coconut Bay Resort's Super Exercise Course.
22:28Where the fuck's Coconut Bay?
22:30We're in Coconut Island.
22:32Coconut Island.
22:33MUSIC
22:505.55pm.
22:55Big Brother has called Dean to the diving room.
22:58Hi-dee-hi, Kampar.
23:00Hello, Dean.
23:01Let's chat, hun.
23:04Dean, as you know, here at Coconut Island Resort,
23:07maintaining top-notch service is very important.
23:10Yes.
23:12So, to ensure everything is running smoothly,
23:15Big Brother needs to test the guest complaints procedure.
23:19OK.
23:21In order to do this, staff member Hannah must do anything it takes
23:25to get a guest to make a complaint.
23:28I genuinely think it won't take her no time at all.
23:31She's going to thrive in this.
23:33Dean, it's important that the other guests don't suspect
23:36that this is a secret mission.
23:38Good luck, Dean.
23:40Thank you. I'll see you in a bit, my love.
23:46I'm 34. And I'm 53, so I'm 19 years older.
23:50So I am old enough to be your mum.
23:54Oh, my God.
23:57How are we?
23:59Come with me.
24:02OK.
24:05We've got a secret task.
24:07Basically, you have to make a customer complaint.
24:10OK.
24:12So, like, it's on you. OK, cool.
24:14All right? But make it look natural. OK, cool.
24:16Don't make it look obvious.
24:18OK, I'm going to get into a grouchy mood then.
24:20Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have every faith in you.
24:22All right, cool. Cool.
24:24OK.
24:30Rosie, I don't think that looks cute.
24:32Really? No.
24:34You don't?
24:36OK, what are you saying? What's wrong?
24:38The jumper or the trousers?
24:40The hair. The hair?! The hair.
24:42It's wet! Mm-mm.
24:44What do I do? Help me.
24:46The trousers are wrong, literally. I'll change these.
24:48Yeah. What, are you saying black?
24:50Yeah, black. Black? OK, thank you, lover.
24:55Oh, man.
24:58Where's the manager? Manager.
25:00Hello. I'm in a luxury hotel
25:02and I should be having a good time at all times,
25:04so if I want coffee, I need to speak to staff.
25:06Coffee it is, then.
25:08Would you mind making Ryan a coffee?
25:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. No problem.
25:14Oh, no, no, not that. It's got to go...
25:16Oh, OK. Yeah.
25:18You put it through there? Yeah, go on. Perfect.
25:20Perfect.
25:22And can you bring him over to my table, please?
25:26You're welcome.
25:28Hannah.
25:30Oh!
25:36Manager.
25:38Manager, I'm so sorry.
25:40I suppose as a manager I have to tell you
25:42there is a complaints process.
25:44If you lash a complaint, you can complain.
25:46Staff's had a bad day. Absolutely fine.
25:48Shit. We'll make you another one.
25:50As the manager, I've got to tell you,
25:52there is a complaints process.
26:00This hotel, though.
26:02Gone downhill.
26:04If you carry on, we're going to get complaints.
26:06Right. Start cleaning up.
26:08Where's Lily?
26:10Oh, Lily!
26:12Don't do that face,
26:14you little toad.
26:16Oh.
26:20Hi.
26:22Is that coffee?
26:24Ryan, I swear down, if you complain...
26:26I'm complaining to the manager.
26:28Dean. Hello.
26:30Mr Manager, can I just have a quick word?
26:32Because I asked for a coffee,
26:34I don't know what the hell running you're here.
26:36Are you trying to spike me?
26:38It wasn't me.
26:40That's not a coffee, is it?
26:42So whoever brought it spiked me.
26:44You should be sacked.
26:46The whole team should be sacked.
26:50Dean, I will put a note to say you did handle it very well.
26:52And I don't want to press charges or anything like that.
26:54Just pop it on there and I'll come back and collect it.
26:56Marcello, let's go.
26:58Disgusting.
27:04Yeah, zero star.
27:12Congrats to me. What do I get, Big Baba?
27:14Sorry, Baba.
27:16You just can't get the fucking staff these days.
27:18There you go. Thank you.
27:20Do I not get anything in return?
27:22Do I just do this for the culture?
27:24No, Hannah, you don't get anything in return.
27:26This was a procedural test.
27:28That's a bit sad, don't you think?
27:388.45pm.
27:40Tonight, resort staff
27:42must put on an incredible show
27:44to entertain the guests.
27:46The tropical scent of you
27:48sweeps me up, up, up
27:52When I look at you
27:54Girl, I fall in love
27:56Oh, oh, oh
27:58I don't know the lyrics.
28:00Mysterious girl
28:02Move your body close to mine
28:04Got mine to move your body
28:06In the bedroom,
28:08Martha is quizzing Emma.
28:10Do you find that because you are so beautiful
28:12Do you find that because you are so beautiful
28:14Do you find that you get a certain type of men
28:16that people do, like, go with you because of your looks?
28:18I don't really walk about with makeup and hair on, do I?
28:20No, but you are just natural.
28:22No, I do look like a bit...
28:24No, you don't.
28:26We all look good with our fucking hair and makeup.
28:28I don't know if I attract a certain type of man,
28:30but I tend to be attracted to, like,
28:32the bad boys and...
28:34Yeah, a little bit of excitement.
28:36Do you know what I mean?
28:38I just want someone who's nice,
28:40but who isn't a wet lettuce.
28:42Yeah.
28:46The staff are on their dinner break.
28:48Sarah, this is yours, my love.
28:50Oh, sorry.
28:54Is this cheese, like, non-dairy cheese?
28:56Cos I will shit my pants.
28:58Oh, no, thank you.
29:00I don't eat eggs. I don't like egg sandwiches.
29:02Do you want a swap?
29:04What's yours?
29:06Mine's cheese.
29:08Is this gluten-free?
29:10Like, I can't have cheese.
29:12This bread's, like, gluten-free bread.
29:14I don't like egg sandwiches. I'll eat this.
29:16Can I have some crepes?
29:18I can have egg.
29:20Is that all right?
29:22I'm quite, like, strict with my diet,
29:24but I'm not eating bad food, I suppose.
29:26I'm just not eating enough.
29:28Like, normally I'll eat, like,
29:30over 2,000 calories a day,
29:32and I have a set amount of protein,
29:34a set amount of carbs, a set amount of fat.
29:36What?
29:38What?
29:40Oh, my God, I've eaten that sandwich.
29:42Oh, my God, no.
29:44I didn't realise there was meat in it.
29:46Oh, fuck.
29:48Oh, shit.
29:50Are you vegetarian?
29:52Yes. Fuck.
29:54Suddenly, things went wrong.
29:56Oh, no.
30:06We got confused,
30:08and I didn't want my egg sandwich,
30:10and Dean gave me his,
30:12and he was like,
30:14oh, it's just cheese.
30:16And, like, I could taste...
30:18It tasted weird, but I knew it was, like...
30:20I thought it was, like, gluten-free bread
30:22or dairy-free, and I thought it was, like,
30:24cheese and tomato.
30:26I didn't even taste anything,
30:28but then I opened the second one,
30:30and it was, like, fucking, like, salami in it.
30:32I'm not even, like, upset about eating it.
30:34I'm just more embarrassed,
30:36and I feel like if people watch this,
30:38they're going to think, like,
30:40oh, shit, a fucking meat sandwich,
30:42and she couldn't even tell.
30:509.03pm.
30:52In the bedroom,
30:54Izzaz is talking to Baked Potato.
30:56I bet you're amazing with makeup.
30:58I'm not.
31:00I bet you are.
31:02Thank you. I'm actually not.
31:04I think what it is, is cos you do it yourself,
31:06you don't probably do it as much as other people.
31:08Literally, cos it's on Tom, I was like,
31:10I have to do this nice thing.
31:12With me, I'm like, I've got my makeup tattooed on,
31:14so I don't have to worry.
31:16That's how, like, I'm not good at makeup.
31:18But with Tom, I was like, I want to do a nice thing.
31:20Did you ever, like, take care
31:22in doing makeup yourself?
31:24No, I'm very, like...
31:26Obviously, on the night I was here,
31:28the first night I was here, I was like,
31:30I'm not really trying, I put so much effort,
31:32but, like, now it takes me about, like, ten minutes.
31:34You still look great.
31:36You still look great.
31:38Do you know what I mean?
31:40In the staff room,
31:42the workers are talking
31:44relationships.
31:46Because there's so much choice,
31:48people are not content with one person.
31:50That's my problem.
31:52That's my problem.
31:54You always think there's something better out there.
31:56There's something fun there, again.
31:58That's an addiction, don't you think, babes?
32:00No, because I'm not...
32:02Like, you're chasing something.
32:04Is that chasing, like, a new high?
32:06I like the freedom to be able to go away
32:08and meet someone new, like, I like that.
32:10That's what I like, you know?
32:12Something that's a big part of my life, you know?
32:14It's weird.
32:16Yeah.
32:18Settling down for one, I just feel like
32:20you limit yourself to so many experiences,
32:22I just can't understand, like,
32:24how I would ever do it.
32:26I'm not going to lie to you too much,
32:28like, I went, like,
32:30two years without
32:32dating anyone.
32:34Then after, like, the end of, like,
32:36last year, I was like,
32:38OK, like, kind of
32:40might need to, like, start dating people,
32:42because you're just getting so comfortable
32:44with, like, your own self. Do you know what I'm saying?
32:46So, like, my dad and...
32:48will always say, you're single until you're married.
32:50Everyone, even the aunties,
32:52will always say to me, you're single until you're married.
32:54And these are people which have been in relationships
32:56for X amount of years, basically.
32:58Like, for me,
33:00especially because we're Muslim,
33:02the aunties which I'm speaking to, and et cetera,
33:04they're like, you are free until then, basically.
33:06I just don't know about the phrase. The phrase just doesn't...
33:08If a girl said to me, basically,
33:10I'm single until I'm married, it's basically
33:12you saying you're in no loyalty to me
33:14in any form or shape if we're in a relationship,
33:16regardless of how... Yeah, but you know what?
33:18It's like, I get the point.
33:20My thing, well, like, for example,
33:22when I say I'm single until I'm married, basically,
33:24and et cetera, my thing is, for me,
33:26until there's a fucking contract written,
33:28and I've signed that,
33:30basically...
33:32No, she's passionate.
33:34I'm passionate, babes, literally. I don't get aggy.
33:36I just get passionate about certain things.
33:38Like, if I speak, it's not from aggression.
33:40It's not from anything like that.
33:42It's just passion, regardless.
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34:049.50pm.
34:08For dinner, all-inclusive guests
34:10are enjoying a five-star
34:12Indian banquet.
34:14The half-bored guests are tucking in
34:16to plain rice and half a poppadum.
34:18Onion bhajis are one of my faves.
34:20Oh, we...
34:22LAUGHTER
34:24He wasn't half-bored.
34:26It's a bit sad, isn't it?
34:28In the storeroom,
34:30Hannah is having a moment.
34:34Yo, yo.
34:36Yeah?
34:38Yo, are you OK? I'm OK, I'm OK.
34:40I just need a minute to myself.
34:44What's up, man? Enjoyed everything all right?
34:46What's going on?
34:48You know what it is, like,
34:50between me and you,
34:52on a, like, serious note,
34:54basically...
34:56Is it what I said before?
34:58No, but you know what it is, like,
35:00yeah, like, kind of, because...
35:04I don't know, like, basically,
35:06when someone calls someone,
35:08which is, like, a black woman, aggressive,
35:10like, there's such a stereotype
35:12about black women coming across as being aggressive,
35:14basically, and I'm not an aggressive person.
35:16So, like, it was just that...
35:18The point of, like, saying that I'm,
35:20like, might be aggy when I'm just passionate,
35:22and, like, I've told people from the get-go,
35:24I studied international politics,
35:26like, I might become, like, a bit passionate
35:28when I speak and all this other stuff,
35:30then I feel like the icing on the cake
35:32was just, like, being called that,
35:34and then after,
35:36it's just a stereotype of, like,
35:38people thinking, oh, yeah, you might be a strong black woman,
35:40where it just emasculates a woman,
35:42it emasculates us as people,
35:44basically, and it's not a nice feeling at all.
35:46If it came across like that,
35:48wallahi, wallahi,
35:50I didn't mean it like that, but if it did,
35:52it's just playing up sorry, because I don't want you to react like this.
35:54Yeah, I know. I was saying, you're like a sister.
35:56Yeah. And people say, why is she like a sister to you?
35:58Is it a Muslim thing? I'm like, it's a Somali thing,
36:00it's a get-in-a-lot-with-you-don't-understand-people-struggles thing.
36:02So, for it to come across like I don't understand
36:04your struggle in that, wallahi, I'm sorry.
36:06The only reason why I asked that
36:08was because, you know how you said it's a very shameful thing
36:10to talk about, but you were talking about it extensively
36:12and people were asking questions.
36:14That's the only reason why I was like,
36:16I don't know if we're pressing.
36:18Do you know... Just give me one second, sorry.
36:20Is it all right if I just... You OK?
36:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:24If you were chatting to me about something that was quite personal
36:26that you'd not spoke to me about,
36:28and then I start showing you a side that you've not seen to me,
36:30I'm moving a lot and it's just kind of getting louder
36:32and it's like people are pressing questions and stuff,
36:34would you not just go,
36:36like, yo, is everything good?
36:38Are you good?
36:40Yeah, but that's how I would phrase it, though.
36:42Do you know what I'm saying?
36:44I would phrase it in a way of, are you OK?
36:46Sorry, yeah, maybe the Aggie thing came differently.
36:48Yeah.
36:50I don't want to say to you, are you OK?
36:52As if, like, you're weak.
36:54To me, you've not been a weak girl.
36:56Have I said to you now, are you OK?
36:58No, yeah.
37:00To me, you're strong.
37:02To me, I think you're one of the strongest girls here.
37:04You don't seem like someone I need to be, are you OK?
37:06You seem like someone who's like, you will say your piece.
37:08Exactly, that's why I was like, are you Aggie about that?
37:10It's wording.
37:12I get that.
37:14So we could have been worded a little differently.
37:16Thank you for talking to me about this.
37:18I'm so happy that we're able to have this conversation.
37:20It's hard, it's hard, this is.
37:22Oh, don't worry.
37:3011.40pm.
37:34It's showtime.
37:36How are we holiday campers?
37:38CHEERING
37:40Oh, yes, right.
37:42I have got the biggest show lined up for you
37:44on Coconut Island Resort.
37:46To start things off, we have got the lovely Khaled,
37:48and he is going to be leading the conga.
37:50Here we go, let's go.
37:52Give us the conga.
37:54More, let's go.
38:00Go ahead.
38:02Go on, lad.
38:04Ali, you know you're going to have to.
38:06You know you're going to have to.
38:08Come on, come on.
38:20And this is your chance to do the limbo.
38:22Can you go?
38:24How low can you go?
38:26How low can you go?
38:28How low can you go?
38:30How low can you go?
38:32The Lord himself.
38:34CHEERING
38:44Are you all feeling good?
38:46Yeah.
38:48You've all drinked and stopped and ready to go
38:50for your next amazing act.
38:52I am bringing her all the way from a farm in somewhere
38:54I don't know.
38:56Shropshire.
38:58All the way from Shropshire,
39:00Emma.
39:02Hey!
39:04This is a wrap for our hotel guests.
39:06Each and everyone truly the best.
39:08Mother in the pool going round and round,
39:10charming us all with her dolphin sound.
39:16Who's the biggest milf in here?
39:18No dilemma.
39:20The page 3, 1010.
39:22It's Emma.
39:24Gum in the hair.
39:26It's outrageous.
39:28That is so contagious.
39:30Next up here.
39:32Big boy shags.
39:34Laughing, dancing and fertilising eggs.
39:36CHEERING
39:38Tom's got one eyebrow.
39:40Good feature.
39:42Come shoot your shot.
39:44He's a real keeper.
39:46Sausage stealer.
39:48Diamond in the rough.
39:50You look like a pub banter.
39:52Ryan, fuck off.
39:54Little Bo Peep.
39:56Little Bo Peep.
39:58Well done, my love.
40:00That was amazing.
40:02We've got one more act for you.
40:04He's an icon of our time.
40:06A legend.
40:08Prepare for oil, prepare for backing dancers.
40:10I give you Peter Andre.
40:12CHEERING
40:14Peter, Peter, Peter.
40:16Big brother hit that track.
40:18Come on, Peter.
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40:24for the contestants.
40:26CHEERING
40:28Hey, look.
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41:54What a show!
41:56What a show!
42:041.17am.
42:06Staff member
42:08Lily is on
42:10the kitchen.
42:12SIPPING
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42:26Nathan, Ali and Hannah
42:28are in the bedroom.
42:30I want to know who you think is not genuine.
42:32I think I'm curious too, I'm not going to lie to you.
42:34I'm a nosy little bitch.
42:36No, I'm just... I've got... I don't know.
42:38I don't know.
42:40We'll see.
42:42Hmm. Hmm.
42:44What does Nathan think?
42:46You should know, go on, tell me.
42:48LAUGHTER
42:50She has to touch the head.
42:52Touch my head and tell me then.
42:54Go on.
42:56You bitch.
42:58LAUGHTER
43:00No, no,
43:02you're off the mark with that one.
43:04That's it, you're off the mark.
43:06It's the first time you've got it wrong.
43:08Hello, darling.
43:10Isn't she just gorgeous?
43:12How are you? I'm good, how are you?
43:14Feeling better? Yeah, I am.
43:16No, I can't lie to you.
43:18Ali, Ali the Lord. What are we doing?
43:20I have no idea.
43:22Days in Sailor, that's my answer.
43:24Days in Sailor, that's my true question mark.
43:26I don't know why, but that's fine.
43:28I 100% disagree with that date.
43:32Ryan is in the diary room.
43:34I enjoyed causing a bit of mischief with the sausages.
43:36And it's just a bit of fun in it, do you know what I mean?
43:38As long as I don't hurt anybody,
43:40I didn't want to upset anybody,
43:42and I actually spoke to Sarah after and made sure she was all right.
43:44Cos I know people's getting a bit angry,
43:46but there's a lot of mischief going on.
43:48It's all right now, but if we fail the shopping budget,
43:50boom, fingers on me.
43:52And if there's any punishment, I will say it,
43:54I will take one for the team,
43:56cos it was me that sort of caused it.
43:58But, yeah, I think it's all right now,
44:00but it's going to be a scapegoat, essentially,
44:02that, oh, if the luxury budget fails,
44:04100% I'll be an easy target.
44:06So, yeah, I've not really paid it very well, to be honest,
44:08have I, big brother?
44:10Came up like a whiz kid on day one,
44:12got blown up by a cake,
44:14stayed in a storage room,
44:16tried to do an honourable thing,
44:18photo's been ripped up, I'm up for eviction,
44:20and I've pissed people off today
44:22in the bloody shopping task,
44:24but we'll see how it goes.
44:32This week,
44:34baked potato,
44:36Nathan,
44:38and Ryan face
44:40the public vote.
44:42Who goes?
44:44You decide.
44:46Head to the app to vote for the housemate
44:48you want to evict.
44:50The housemate with the most votes
44:52will be evicted.
44:54Voting is free, and you can access it
44:56via the app.
44:58You can vote up to five times.
45:00The vote closes
45:02in Friday's eviction show.
45:06So we have some Hollywood action
45:08for you right now on ITVX,
45:10starring some massive names
45:12you do not want to miss,
45:14the incredible Fight Night.
45:16OK, here next, Will Best
45:18is here with all the tea.
45:20We get to unpick everything we've just seen
45:22with brand new Big Brother,
45:24late and live on ITV2.
45:36♪
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