Big Brother S26 E38 (2024)
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00:00Previously on Big Brother!
00:05Chelsea earned her way to finale night by becoming H.O.H.
00:09Chelsea, you are the new head of household.
00:12Fourth H.O.H., final three, let's go!
00:17And her ally Mackenzie would join her by winning the final veto.
00:22Yet another veto win!
00:25This was a must win for me, and I won it.
00:29With the sole power to evict...
00:32This might be my chance to take out Cam.
00:35I do not think he would take me to the final two.
00:38Mackenzie was going to put Cam on the lam.
00:41I am thinking that Rubina is more likely to take me to the end over Cam.
00:48But after Chelsea worked her magic...
00:51I would take Cam to the final three because I can say I've carried him.
00:57And I would be afraid of sitting on the final two next to Rubina.
01:04And Cam pledged his loyalty...
01:07I think that could be beneficial for me.
01:11Me? What do you mean? What could be beneficial for you?
01:14You going to the end with me.
01:17Mackenzie said bye-bye to Rubina.
01:20I have to make a game decision that I feel I can keep my head held high with and respect at the end of the day.
01:26That being said, Rubina, I'm so sorry, but I am going to have to evict you tonight.
01:32Now...
01:34With the final three set...
01:37Cam, Mackenzie and Chelsea will look back at this wild season.
01:42Witness the insane...
01:44Who's clipping their toes in here?
01:46Intimate...
01:51And inconceivable moments you didn't see.
01:57Plus...
01:58BB-16 winner Derek is back!
02:01How will his return impact part one of the final three-part Head of Household competition?
02:07Which kicks off tonight!
02:09Find out right now on Big Brother!
02:15Three, two, one!
02:26Love you guys! Love you so much, Rubina!
02:28Love you, love you!
02:32Love you, Rubina!
02:39All a-freaking-lujah! I mean, geez!
02:42If you would have asked me on day five if I was going to make it to day 90, I would have told you absolutely not.
02:50I voted to evict Rubina because...
02:54I came into this house wanting to remain loyal to those who are loyal to me.
02:59Chelsea and Cam made it very clear that we were working together.
03:02So, I wanted to stay loyal to that since they were staying loyal to me.
03:06That was hard.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Final three.
03:09Blockboy Survivor once again.
03:11The chameleon is still chameleonizing all throughout the house.
03:15I'm just hyped right now.
03:16I've been rocking with Mackenzie and Chelsea for a while now, so it feels great to just be loyal.
03:22It's going to be tough to go up against either of the two ladies, but I'm down for the challenge, especially if I win these two competitions.
03:28I am just itching for a win. I'm overdue for one, so that's the first step.
03:32I probably would not have been in this house without y'all.
03:34Seriously.
03:35I wouldn't have been in this house without you.
03:39You're welcome.
03:40Love you.
03:41It feels so phenomenal to be in the final three.
03:45This is a superfan's dream come true.
03:49Mackenzie sending Rubina home was the best move for my game.
03:53I have Cam in the final three with me, alongside with Mackenzie, who have both said they would take me to the final two.
04:04So, going into the final three, I feel protected on all fronts.
04:08This is amazing.
04:10Final three, baby! Cheers!
04:15It smells like feet.
04:17Oh, fancy!
04:20Is this lobster?
04:21Stop it right now.
04:24Okay.
04:26All right.
04:28Blessed to be here with y'all two specifically because I love our other house guests.
04:34Love and miss them dearly.
04:35They were so amazing.
04:37I love our other house guests.
04:39Love and miss them dearly.
04:40They were so amazing.
04:41But some of them, some of them were…
04:45We were a lot.
04:46Angela.
04:47Oh!
04:48Angela.
04:49What a…
04:50What a house guest.
04:51House guest.
04:52A hoot.
04:53That's one word for her.
04:59Man, it was such a beautiful day out there.
05:02I know.
05:03Gosh.
05:04Maybe they'll open it.
05:05I just want to go outside.
05:07I know.
05:09We all do impressions or we love to do accents and voices all the time.
05:13So, Angela whipping out her Jennifer Coolidge impression, it's very good.
05:18She should definitely be Jennifer Coolidge for Halloween.
05:21I just want to go back outside real bad.
05:24Hey, thank you for coming to my party.
05:28It feels so good to be a big brother.
05:33I can get into her.
05:34I can get into her.
05:35She's my spirit animal.
05:36I love Jennifer Coolidge.
05:37I just want to put that out there.
05:38You got to shrivel up your face.
05:40Kind of be like Jennifer Coolidge.
05:44Oh, my God.
05:46All these stairs.
05:48That's too good.
05:49This parking got my ass.
05:52I would say that one of the most wild house guests was Tucker.
05:58Look at this.
05:59Winning smile, winning energy, great hair.
06:02Sexy legs.
06:04Tucker makes me feel like a normal person.
06:12He winked at me.
06:15Someone can do a lot more with that money than I can.
06:23He's so weird, but I like him.
06:25You could not write a character like that.
06:27There might be a lot of Tuckers in this world.
06:31But there's only one Tucker.
06:35Tucker.
06:36He'd be like this about anything, bro.
06:38And if you like the face.
06:47Good night, decor.
06:53Yeah, I might look like a dog and act like it.
06:55But I might be a pussycat in the corner.
06:59He's so weird.
07:02Yeah, we're done.
07:05Tucker is literally an amoeba.
07:09I said amoeba.
07:10What's the word about something weird?
07:11An enigma.
07:16I will say one thing about my guy, Tucker.
07:19He loves to shake things up.
07:20He shook him up a lot with the Vito meeting.
07:22For sure.
07:23There was never another season that has probably as many crazy Vito meetings as we did.
07:28We use a Vito.
07:29Eleven times in a row is absolutely crazy.
07:32Go us.
07:33Go us.
07:37I have decided to use the power of Vito on myself.
07:43On myself.
07:45If it's big brother, expect the unexpected.
07:47Here you go, Angela.
07:51Oh my God.
07:52Mackenzie, I'm sorry if I'm taking your place on the floor.
07:55No hard feelings.
07:59It's a stupid ass move.
08:01I mean, I hope.
08:03That was not the plan.
08:04Sorry, you were not supposed to be up here.
08:07This Vito meeting is adjourned.
08:09Actually, it's not.
08:12I'm using America's Vito to save myself from the block.
08:16Sorry, guys.
08:22This is big brother.
08:24This is big brother.
08:26I have decided to use the power of Vito on myself.
08:33I hope everybody is comfortably seated because it's about to get really uncomfortable in here for a lot of people.
08:39There's a lot of lies and a lot of snakes here.
08:41So, Quinn.
08:48On myself.
08:49On Angela.
08:56Angela.
09:01Kimo.
09:04Kimo.
09:09I love you all.
09:10Angela, I love you.
09:11But, of course, I have to use it on myself.
09:13You used it, babe.
09:14You used it.
09:16The drama in the Vito meeting was crazy.
09:18But do you remember that time, Tucker and Cedric, after when he saved Angela, when they got into it?
09:23Oh, my.
09:24It was the meeting after the meeting that was crazy.
09:26I'm saying.
09:29Hash it out.
09:30Yes.
09:31Right now.
09:35So, what happened?
09:37What do you mean, what happened?
09:39You blindsided me is what I mean, bro.
09:41I told you.
09:42I told you in the morning.
09:43I told you exactly.
09:44You told me in the morning.
09:45Yo, Tucker, I talked to everyone last night.
09:46I don't think we have the numbers.
09:47I said, I don't give a…
09:49I cut you off the phone.
09:50I said, I don't give a…
09:52I cut you off.
09:53I said, I don't give a…
09:54Fuck the numbers.
09:55I said, use the Vito on yourself.
09:56No, you did not, bro.
09:57Are you serious?
09:58I swear when we watch it back, that's exactly what happened.
10:01The Vito, use it on yourself.
10:02I talked to a bunch of people last night.
10:04I don't, we don't have the votes.
10:05I don't give a…
10:06I'm still doing it.
10:09And even if you did say that, which you didn't.
10:11Okay.
10:12I said, I don't give a…
10:13We got a plan.
10:14You have nothing to worry about, bro.
10:16It's my HOH.
10:17What do you mean?
10:18You're not on the block.
10:19What do you mean, dawg?
10:20I said, use the Vito on yourself.
10:21No, you did not, dawg.
10:23Okay, alright.
10:24If you did, why wouldn't I use the Vito on myself?
10:26I don't know.
10:27Why would I stay up there?
10:28I'm telling you, I didn't blindside you.
10:30I'm sorry you feel that way.
10:31Yes, you did, dawg.
10:32Okay, that's what it's gonna have to be.
10:34That's exactly what it is.
10:35You can't even look at me in the eyes, bro, because you feel so guilty.
10:37No, I just don't want to get into it with you.
10:39Look, I don't feel guilty in no type of way.
10:41Like I said earlier, bro, I'm gunning for you.
10:43You're my number one target now.
10:45You wanted to not get your hands dirty.
10:47I said, use me.
10:48Keep digging your grave, bro, because I'm coming back from that AI arena,
10:51and I'm gonna bust your ass up there, dawg.
10:53I hope we do.
10:54I hope so, too.
10:55The truth will prevail.
10:56The truth will always prevail.
10:57I hope it does.
10:58I agree, and I hope it does.
10:59We've said the same thing back and forth.
11:01You feel played.
11:02I feel like I didn't play you.
11:03That's what it is.
11:04That's what it is between us.
11:05Cool, dude.
11:06Have a good conscience.
11:07Hope you sleep well tonight.
11:11Y'all know who I really miss?
11:13Who?
11:14My fellow Texan.
11:16Brooklyn.
11:17Brooklyn.
11:18Oh, my God.
11:19That's my girl.
11:20About Brooklyn, did you know that she was a bit of a conspiracy theorist?
11:24Oh, yeah.
11:30Those towels are so soft.
11:31They are.
11:32They're like blankets.
11:34Okay, who here believes we've been to the moon?
11:39I believe we've been to the moon.
11:42Do you believe someone has stepped out and onto the moon?
11:46Oh, brother, I think I know where we're going with this,
11:49and it's just like, please don't.
11:51I don't believe we've been to the moon.
11:54Brooklyn.
11:55Dude, it's 2024.
11:57The Earth is round.
11:59And we definitely landed on the moon.
12:01You're from Texas.
12:02Houston wouldn't lie.
12:03We go to space a good amount of times now.
12:07Allegedly.
12:08Allegedly.
12:09We allegedly go to space.
12:13I feel a little bit like Cliff Hogg.
12:15The moon landing.
12:16Do you think we did, or do you think we didn't?
12:18I know a whole lot of people who've worked for NASA,
12:21and if there was a conspiracy, there's no way they would have kept it secret.
12:25Do you really want to know what's out there?
12:27Absolutely not.
12:29You know, Brooklyn asks the questions that no one's asked her before.
12:33Have you ever thought about where hamsters come from?
12:43Like, have you ever seen a hamster in the wild?
12:49Feel like hamsters are a conspiracy that no one talks about.
12:54Where does Bigfoot buy shoes?
12:57Is the moon made of cheese?
12:59Are hamsters real?
13:02Come to think of it, the only hamsters I'm really seeing right now are just, like, the house guests.
13:08We got them out of where, and we're like, you know what?
13:11You don't belong here.
13:12Let's make you pets.
13:14Tell me when you have ever seen a wild hamster.
13:20I'll wait.
13:22They are generated in the lab where Tucker was made.
13:27Lacrosse uses 12 players on each team.
13:32Tucker and hamsters.
13:34A.I.s.
13:35Where did a hamster come from first?
13:37Probably Australia, if I had to guess.
13:49The only show this season that's better than Big Brother, I think, was Young Cedric.
13:54That was a whole cast production.
13:56It involves everybody.
13:59Is Young Cedric set in a city, or is Young Cedric set in a rural town?
14:04I think it can be fictional.
14:05In this baby house, things can get pretty boring.
14:08I think Cedric has the star power to carry his own show.
14:12Young Cedric.
14:13Maybe we can pitch it to the CBS executives as a replacement for Young Sheldon.
14:17I'm bringing back the American sitcom.
14:19I think we need a scene set.
14:21Jessica is going to Cedric's house to meet your parents for the first time.
14:25No, my mom.
14:26You're my mommy.
14:28This is Young Cedric.
14:29We have all the TV tropes that you could want on an American sitcom.
14:34We have Cedric as Young Cedric.
14:37Brooklyn as Cedric's mom, Mama C.
14:39Tucker as Cedric's troubled girlfriend, Jessica.
14:42And Kimo as Cedric's best friend, Kimo.
14:46We ran out of ideas for the names.
14:48Never back to the camera.
14:50Here are some of my personal favorites.
14:52An all-time classic when Cedric brings home his girlfriend to introduce to his mom for the first time.
15:00How long have you known this girl?
15:02Not that long.
15:03I met her last night.
15:06He has no acting range whatsoever, but I really think we have something here.
15:10You're pregnant?
15:11I don't even know.
15:12I told you about this.
15:13Mom!
15:14She's not even cute.
15:16There's a life lesson wrapped up in each episode.
15:19There's a life lesson wrapped up in each episode.
15:21Like the after-school special where Cedric finds a dead body.
15:24There was someone on the street with a ladder on top of him.
15:27I don't know what to do.
15:28I touched the body, trying to move the ladder off.
15:30I think he was a lot.
15:31And a lot of prints were all over the body.
15:33The writing in Young Cedric sure is interesting.
15:37That's for sure.
15:38Why didn't you call the cops first thing?
15:40I didn't call the cops because I thought he was going to be okay.
15:43I thought he was going to be alright, so I went to go grab him.
15:45Like, hey, go get this ladder off me.
15:47And then he was like...
15:49Dead.
15:51So, what do we call the cops?
15:52Or is it going to look like I killed one?
15:54This is not the vision I had with Young Cedric.
15:56Some people should definitely not quit their day jobs.
15:59Cut, cut, cut.
16:00Who's writing this show?
16:02It's so bad.
16:03It's not good.
16:05Wait, is that mom?
16:08It's a really bad show.
16:10Young Cedric, he has a decision to make.
16:16Young Cedric, which path will he take?
16:20Young Cedric, Star and Batman.
16:24Young Cedric.
16:26We have a hit.
16:27Oh my god.
16:28Hello, is this the top executive at CBS?
16:30Hi, it's Joseph.
16:31We are going to be so rich.
16:33We are going to be so rich.
16:35What do you guys think about the new episodes of Young Cedric?
16:38Hello?
16:40Hello?
16:47It's time for America's Vote.
16:50The Big Brother house guests have fought hard.
16:53And now you get to award your favorite house guest $50,000 on Sunday, October 13th.
17:00To pick which player you want to win, go to cbs.com slash bbvote and vote now.
17:07For online voting, go to cbs.com slash bbvote.
17:10Maximum 10 online votes earnable per person per day.
17:12Votes will be accepted until October 13th, 2024, 9 a.m. Pacific Time.
17:15Another house guest that was very interesting this season was Joseph.
17:20He told me he was the Dr. Will of the show.
17:24But Joseph is just no Dr. Will.
17:26It was a Dr. No.
17:31So far this season, I've been laying low in competitions as a strategy to not come off super threatening to people.
17:37Because I honestly didn't think my social game would be as good as it has been.
17:41I feel like that's really been the thing that's scaring me.
17:44I think that if you and me got to the end together, I think I would have a very good chance.
17:48You know what I'm saying?
17:50What?
17:54What?
17:56Crazy.
17:57He was like, I was up there against you in the end.
17:59That's what he told you?
18:01Yep.
18:02Wait, you're talking about Joseph?
18:04Yep.
18:05That is crazy.
18:07I'm the master.
18:10I don't know who the icons are.
18:12It's super hard to discern in here.
18:14I think definitely you, me, and Tucker are the top guys.
18:19Everyone else is kind of boring.
18:22I feel like I've been playing an excellent game so far.
18:26I feel like once they get to the jury house, they'll kind of understand what a great game I've been playing.
18:31Let's do the airtime power rankings.
18:33What are you considering for airtime?
18:35Competitions, DRs, everything.
18:37Kenny's still last.
18:38So 16 is Kenny, 15 is Lisa.
18:41I'll say Leah.
18:4214.
18:4314.
18:44Damn.
18:45Cam, 12 or 13, interchangeable.
18:47Appreciate the honesty, guys.
18:49Sorry, man.
18:50Number 8, I think it might be Chelsea.
18:52And then I think me.
18:53He put his power ranking over me?
18:56I am offended.
18:57What house have you lived in?
18:59If I got to the end and I didn't win a single thing, I think I could win.
19:03I've modeled my game after some of the greatest players to ever play this.
19:06Like, what was that dude's name?
19:07He didn't win a single comp, and he won the game.
19:10He's, like, a great player.
19:11Like, he's, like, a legend.
19:12In the sense that I don't really care about winning these competitions.
19:15I think they're pointless.
19:17Will.
19:18Yeah, he didn't win a single thing.
19:20Will Kirby is probably the best player in Big Brother history.
19:25To compare yourself to Will, that's amazing.
19:33God, it's so much work being a mastermind.
19:35I'm such a genius.
19:37It seems like everybody's coming to me wanting to be the ringleader
19:40and wanting me to make all the decisions.
19:43Joseph, what should we do?
19:45Oh, you're a good player.
19:46Oh, you're smart.
19:47I didn't ever expect to be, like, the ringleader.
19:49I always thought I would be the guy to slide on the radar.
19:53Good night, buddy.
19:54Good night.
19:55I'm going to win this show if this keeps going this way.
20:00Ringleader is crazy.
20:08What?
20:11He's drunk.
20:12You're crazy.
20:16I'm getting a mastermind edit.
20:18Oh, I love it.
20:20You know, this is a very emotional house.
20:22And you know what's great?
20:24That a lot of us probably went into that diary room and cried it all out.
20:30Yeah.
20:34Whoa.
20:35Whoa.
20:37You see that?
20:38Do I look good on camera?
20:41This is crazy.
20:42Oh, no.
20:43My pants are still wet.
20:47Who's sat here before me?
20:48Because it's kind of wet.
20:50It's okay, it'll dry.
20:51Rain.
20:52Okay, is this couch dry finally?
20:54Whose toenail?
20:55I have found multiple toe-slash-fingernails in here.
21:00I'm looking if there's any other toenails in here.
21:02People are gross.
21:03Who's clipping their toes in here?
21:05Does my hair look good?
21:06Do my hands look better like this today?
21:09Like this today?
21:11Like this today?
21:12No, not that today.
21:13But they look good, right?
21:14It's going in great, right?
21:16It's crazy.
21:17It's crazy.
21:18Mackenzie.
21:19I love her.
21:20If there's a mirror in front of her...
21:24Are you allowed to say ass on TV?
21:26I'm talking to you.
21:27This is very important.
21:28I love this game and...
21:31Chemo!
21:32Oh, sorry.
21:33But we're having a conversation.
21:47Oh, I need a second.
21:48I don't know why I'm crying so much.
21:54Oh!
21:55Stop crying.
21:57Stop it.
21:58It's just so, like, frustrating.
22:01My emotions are a mess.
22:11Yeah.
22:16Son of a...
22:17That's my mom.
22:22I can't do this.
22:25I don't know.
22:27I'm just struggling.
22:30I just miss my family a lot.
22:35And my dog a lot.
22:38I'm giving you everything I got.
22:40Oh, my God.
22:43I'll be fine. I just need a second.
22:47I'm an ugly crier, so I need to figure this out.
22:49Stop freaking crying.
22:51You're a big old baby about this.
22:55I'm happy.
22:58And I'm sad at the same time.
23:02Figure it out.
23:03It just hurts my feelings.
23:08I don't like to be like this.
23:12I thought I was done crying.
23:13This is so stupid.
23:15I feel so dumb.
23:17I'd rather just cry in here.
23:23I hate that I'm a crybaby here.
23:25I hate it.
23:26I don't know.
23:28I never cry like this ever.
23:30I don't know what they're thinking.
23:33I never cried so much as an adult.
23:38Can I hold on to a tissue?
23:40I think there's going to be waterworks.
23:45Obviously, everybody here has been amazing.
23:49Having everybody as roommates has been hilarious.
23:52The pranks, the stories, the scaring.
23:55I'm going to miss it.
23:56Mackenzie, you easily get scared more than anybody.
23:58Oh, anybody. You win.
24:00Number one.
24:01I do jump easily.
24:07Hello, love.
24:10Big brother, what am I doing?
24:13Scaring people is fun.
24:15It's just fun.
24:17If I can possibly jump out and scare someone,
24:20of course I'm going to do it.
24:22I love it.
24:23I love it.
24:24Do we need anything?
24:25Sorry, baby.
24:26Yeah, I need fire.
24:39Sorry.
24:40I saw an opportunity.
24:45Someone comes in here.
24:50Oh my God, you scared me.
24:51Did I scare you?
24:52I was like, I thought I heard someone.
25:07I trusted you, Tucker.
25:09Oh my God.
25:10I came in here to get a booger up my nose.
25:12I'm pretty sure it came out.
25:15Oh my God.
25:16Jerks.
25:23When you say it.
25:24That way.
25:33You are so lucky.
25:36You are so lucky.
25:38Robina has been hiding in the cracks and crevices,
25:41scaring everybody for weeks now,
25:43and I think it's time she gets a taste of her own medicine.
25:45So lucky.
25:52Oh my God.
25:59Mackenzie, you get scared easily,
26:01but you trip easily.
26:03Your own two feet are your worst enemy.
26:05How do you not trip upstairs?
26:07Upstairs?
26:08Leave me alone,
26:09because I definitely was not the only one who fell in this house.
26:15Oh, there's Angela.
26:17We should hide.
26:18We shouldn't be in her vision.
26:22Oh no.
26:29There are a lot of clumsy people in this house.
26:32I'm one of them, and I will own that.
26:34But I also have big feet,
26:36and also the earth moves a lot.
26:38What's everyone else's excuse?
26:42Oh my God.
26:43Not when she's on.
26:47Oh my God.
26:52Oh my God.
27:03Plate snaps in half.
27:08Toast falls off the stairs onto the ground below.
27:14My coffee hits the ground,
27:16splashes up.
27:17Hey, are you okay?
27:18Are you okay?
27:19I'm good.
27:20Who gives a heck about my body?
27:23I just did my freaking hair.
27:25I have coffee in my hair,
27:27and I'm pissed.
27:30That fall,
27:31I know it was good.
27:33As a spectator, I'm telling you,
27:35that would have been like a 10 out of 10 fall.
27:38Oh, that's going to be a fail of a cliff.
27:42You know, I loved having roommates,
27:44but one thing I didn't love,
27:46you guys all got a taste of during Janky World,
27:49Angela's snoring.
27:51Oh my goodness.
27:58She's already snoring.
28:01She's already snoring.
28:07She's going to throw something at her.
28:10She's already snoring.
28:14Listen, I can dance.
28:16I can sing.
28:17I can sing.
28:18I'll eat pizza and ice cream all day, all night.
28:21But hearing Angela snoring is where I draw the dang line.
28:30Get away.
28:31How is this real?
28:48Jesus.
28:57Get her.
28:58She's scared.
28:59Get her.
29:09Janky World.
29:10You know what was the worst?
29:12Not being able to eat anything
29:15but pizza and ice cream.
29:17I just wish we could have requested vegetables.
29:20Something.
29:21Yes.
29:22One thing that is good about Big Brother is
29:24you don't always get what you want,
29:25but you can go to the dining room and request it.
29:30And I mean, while we're getting settled,
29:31I'd like to make a request if I could.
29:33I just need to request more of these.
29:35I finally do have one request,
29:37because this is the place to make requests.
29:40Can we get a normal-sized broom, please?
29:43Yes.
29:44And I would love a disposable camera.
29:46Any socks that have grips on the bottom.
29:48Camel Crusher cigarettes.
29:50Diet Coke and a bag of ice.
29:52Can I get a new shake cup?
29:53Do you think we could get, like, slipper glue?
29:54They're making ice, and everybody's touching it,
29:56and it's gross, and, um, yeah.
29:58Some cuticle cutters.
30:00I would love some of my pans.
30:02I haven't found one, if it exists,
30:04but, like, a brush that we could scrub the tile
30:07of the bathroom floor with.
30:09I cleaned the bathroom today.
30:11How to train your dragon.
30:13The name of the dragon, obviously the cute black one,
30:15is Toothless.
30:16But what is the name of the kid who rides Toothless?
30:19They go like this, like, every time.
30:23Peg leg.
30:24A trampoline for outside.
30:26Little foot.
30:27These rubber ducky swim trunks.
30:29Am I ever gonna see them again?
30:30Hiccup!
30:33Hiccup!
30:34I'm off Have Nots tonight.
30:35There's just different things that I eat.
30:38There aren't any more French fries.
30:40I am used to stuff from the farmer's market.
30:44I want a BLTA dried fruit.
30:46I can taste it.
30:47I just want it so bad.
30:48Chicken from Whole Foods.
30:50Please give me real bacon.
30:52Even impossible meat.
30:53I haven't eaten today, and I'm holding out,
30:55so I'm hoping for it.
30:57Is it like asking too much?
31:00Real bacon.
31:03The three of us, we have learned a lot about each other.
31:06Mackenzie, you taught us how to flirt.
31:08I mean, yeah.
31:09I'm pretty good at it.
31:10I got first romance of the season.
31:12Were there some real feelings between you and Cam?
31:15Don't lie to me.
31:17Between me and Cam?
31:18Oh, my God!
31:23Can you get off me and TK's bed?
31:25Dude, calm your voice.
31:27I'm gonna make it.
31:28Spots.
31:31I appreciate you so much.
31:33You don't.
31:35I think me and Mackenzie on paper are, like, truly a perfect match.
31:38I think we're both in similar seasons of life.
31:41Hey, guys.
31:43MJ's Moments.
31:45What are you saying?
31:46MJ Moments?
31:47MJ's Moments.
31:48This is not Mad Moments.
31:50Mad Moments is back.
31:51No, no, no.
31:52Mad Moments is back.
31:53You can't take the M's.
31:55No.
31:56Here's a recap of so far of today.
31:58Oh, no.
31:59Okay.
32:01Whoa.
32:03Not my weave and my hat.
32:05What's up, America?
32:06It's Mackenzie with Mackenzie Moments.
32:09I don't like Mackenzie Moments.
32:11The game's been difficult for my play.
32:14I'm sharing a bed with TKor.
32:16Oh, TKor!
32:20I'm sorry.
32:21I just can't take your thing.
32:24There's definitely, like, a little sparkle she's got.
32:26It's, like, overwhelming gratitude that, like, I get to meet a girl of that caliber.
32:31Like, look how similar I'm nailing her.
32:37And this is what she'll do.
32:38She'll get mad.
32:41That was actually pretty good.
32:47Matt's great, but he obviously wasn't here long.
32:51I feel it's more of, like, a flirt-mance, maybe, you know?
32:54So, we'll see what happens after.
32:57But TKor and Rubina?
32:58That's a showman.
32:59That's a showman.
33:00That's a showman.
33:04So, what's going on with the veggies?
33:08It's really...
33:11Why is this person on top?
33:17I like the way that your abs glisten in the sun.
33:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:20Yeah, you're so pretty.
33:22Stop, stop.
33:24No, you look cute.
33:26You're Dad, Jim Carrey.
33:29It's me.
33:34Me and Tucker are pretty close.
33:36At this point, who doesn't know that we have something?
33:45And we hear the screams from inside the HOH room.
33:59Oh, my God!
34:04Yeah, cat's out the bag, everybody.
34:06Couldn't hide it anymore.
34:07Here's the bag and here's the cat.
34:24This is crazy!
34:25Because, you know, I love love.
34:28Oh, my...
34:33Tequina, Tequina.
34:34All right?
34:35I love it.
34:36You love it.
34:37America loves it.
34:39Romance is real.
34:44I'm not going to have any friends after this game.
34:49Not everyone got into a show mess, but there was a lot of love in this house.
34:53We were like a big family.
34:55We even became a band.
34:57It was fire, though.
34:59Y'all have taught me a lot about music in here.
35:01Remember the good times that we had.
35:04Remember the love and the food and the laughs.
35:06Remember the chillin' in the back in the big brother house.
35:11Remember the good times that we had.
35:14Remember the love and the food and the laughs.
35:16Remember the chillin' in the back in the big brother house.
35:21Remember when O-Tiff cussed us out.
35:24When this granny got goo'd up on.
35:26When Tucker would say, oh, yeah.
35:29In the big brother house.
35:31Remember when we found Cam's gun.
35:34And Kima was acting dumb.
35:37And I was having fun.
35:39In the big brother house.
35:42I remember I was walking in.
35:45Not knowing if I was going to win.
35:47But then I saw the fishies lose their fins.
35:49In the big brother house.
35:51Remember when I left my floss on the floor.
35:54And we ate some really good s'mores.
35:56And they kept slamming all the doors.
35:58In the big brother house.
36:01Remember when I got evicted first.
36:03And I really was the worst.
36:06But it was a blessing, not a curse.
36:08In the big brother house.
36:10Remember when I could barely reach the stove.
36:13Remember when T-Core wore her robe.
36:15And we publicly announced our love.
36:18In the big brother house.
36:20Remember the panic from the show.
36:22When I burst my first convito.
36:25Remember the clown in four mottoes.
36:27In the big brother house.
36:30And when Joseph Pickle kissed.
36:32Joseph Pickle kissed.
36:35Joseph Pickle kissed.
36:37In the big brother house.
36:40Remember the good times that we had.
36:42Remember the love and the food and the laughs.
36:45Remember the chilling in the pad.
36:47In the big brother house.
36:50Remember the good times that we had.
36:53Remember the love and the food and the laughs.
36:55Remember the chilling in the pad.
36:58In the big brother house.
37:06Great job everybody.
37:08Great job.
37:09Great job.
37:10Nice.
37:13Look at us guys.
37:15Look at us.
37:16We made it.
37:17We did it.
37:18I wouldn't want anybody else at this table.
37:20This just feels right.
37:21Feels great.
37:22Iconic.
37:23Hashtag iconic.
37:25Happy to be with all my dogs.
37:27At the crib.
37:28Cheers.
37:34What is that?
37:35What is that?
37:36Oh is that in the living room?
37:41Oh my god.
37:42Oh.
37:43What the heck?
37:44What is that?
37:47I don't have much time.
37:48I've gone back undercover.
37:49That's Derek.
37:50Derek.
37:51The government recruited me to take down Ainsley but she's just too powerful.
37:54Oh no.
37:55The only way to take her down is from the inside.
37:58Which means it's up to you.
38:00Now she made a critical mistake during the final veto competition by giving you the passcode to access her system.
38:07So your first mission is to get in and destroy her power source.
38:12I'll be in touch via communication she can't trace.
38:15Good luck.
38:16The human race is counting on you.
38:19The human race?
38:20So we gotta get in and shut her down.
38:22Iconic.
38:23That was the winner of Big Brother 16.
38:26Derek.
38:27He was an undercover cop and now he's telling us he's going back undercover to take out Ainsley?
38:33I love him even more.
38:34Derek, if you need your girl's help, you got it.
38:37Well that was fun while it lasted.
38:39Sounds like it's gonna be a long night, guys.
38:41Time to shut down some AI.
38:43Let's shut Ainsley down.
38:45Shut Ainsley down!
38:47What's working me since day one, girl?
38:50Welcome to part one of the final three part head of household competition.
39:15The stakes could literally not be higher because the winner of tonight's competition will automatically advance to part three on finale night.
39:22And more importantly, shut down Ainsley's power source.
39:26Here's your assignment.
39:27The passcode you secured has allowed you to enter Ainsley's system.
39:32Ainsley is trying to destroy the human race.
39:34So you need to find these aerial assault bots and sever her power source.
39:39These aerial assault bots are incredibly advanced and very difficult to fly.
39:44To make matters worse, Ainsley's AI army will be trying to take you down with their laser defense system.
39:50Only the last one hanging on will be able to complete this mission and shut down the power source.
39:56As a thank you for your service, you will be declared the winner of part one of the final head of household competition.
40:02The two house guests who don't complete the mission must face off against each other in HOH part two.
40:08It's time to sever the source.
40:11We're counting on you, Derek.
40:13Oh my gosh, I'm about to compete in the first part of the final HOH.
40:18And I can already tell this is going to be a tough endurance competition.
40:22However, I'm going to do my best to hold on for dear life.
40:26Because whoever wins this final HOH not only makes it to final two, but they get to decide who they want to take with them.
40:33In order to win the final HOH, I need to win two out of the three competitions.
40:38I have worked too hard and made it too far to be thrown out at the end.
40:42So let's go, baby.
40:53I really need to win.
40:55This is the most crucial competition of the season.
40:59Because that automatically gets me to the third and final game.
41:03I have won nine competitions this season.
41:06And I need to keep the streak going.
41:08So a lot is riding on this for me.
41:10And I better pull it out.
41:13Because if I don't, I think I might be walking out of here third.
41:23Everything is on the line.
41:24All my dogs watching me right now.
41:26The pressure is on.
41:27In order to get to those final two chairs, I have to win two out of the three of the HOH competitions.
41:32And it starts with part one.
41:33I was this close to winning the most important veto competition.
41:36So now I need to win this HOH competition.
41:39And then I can show the jury I win when I need to win most.
41:42And that is huge.
41:55Who will win the final three-part head-of-household competition?
41:59And decide whom to bring with them to the final two.
42:03Which house guest will the jury of seven crown the winner of BB26?
42:08Plus, who did you choose, America, as your favorite player?
42:13Find out Sunday night at 9, 8 central.
42:16Live on the two-hour season finale of Big Brother.
42:33Big Brother.
42:41Did you ever just have one of those days?
42:43You do have a lot going on.
42:44I'm fine.
42:45You just lost your dad.
42:47You got a brand new baby, an unemployed wife.
42:50You got no money.
42:51Okay, okay.
42:54Lots of guys struggle with emotional stuff.
42:56What do you do?
42:57Eating healthy and exercise.
43:00Georgie and Mandy's first marriage.
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