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00:00Aikata o ukesaseru konbi oogiri granpuri!
00:08Aikata ga kotae asui oogiri no odai o kangae, konbi de bakushou o nerau!
00:13Daigokai konbi oogiri granpuri!
00:16Senshuu wa Nishikigoi ga ippo riido!
00:19Sonna naka, konshuu wa aru konbi ga yarakashite shimau!
00:24Daigirando wa tamashii no hitokoto o hikidase!
00:26Newscaster oogiri!
00:30Newscaster oogiri!
00:33Aikata ni kanseru news o furaretara?
00:40Sono jibun no news o hitogoto no you ni kaisetsu shite bakushou o nerau!
00:46Top batter wa Korochiki! Nishino wa Nazaru ni donna news o furu no ke?
00:54Konbanwa. Goto-tan news no jikan desu.
00:58Kaisetsu no Nazaru-san, honjitsu wa yoroshiku onegai shimasu.
01:02Hai, dewa sassoku nandesuka, senjitsu Nazaru-san ga izakaya no yoyaku o suru toki ni
01:09geiroujin power o tsukatta sou desu ga,
01:13sono koto o chotto kuwashiku okiki shite mo yoroshii deshou ka?
01:16Kiita hanashi nandesu kedomo, chotto hontou ni goto-tan no syuroku owari ni
01:20manager kawaru to iu koto de, Korochiki no futari to manager hitori o irete
01:25izakaya cha o wakarekai to iu ka, o suru to iu hanashi o kiite itan desu yo.
01:29De, sono nagare de, izakaya san o yoyaku suru to iu koto de yattan desu kedomo,
01:33denwa Nazaru-san ga sarete,
01:36chotto ima kara san nin de koshitsu de onegai shitai n desu kedo,
01:39ttettara, manseki de,
01:42kyou wa chotto goyaku ippai itadaitemashite, suimasen to iwareta toki ni
01:45Nazaru-san ga, aa, naruhodo sou desu ka to.
01:49Ichi, boku, Koro Koro Chiki Chiki Peppers no Nazaru nandesu kedomo,
01:53kore de mo, muri desu ka ne.
01:57Denwa shita rashin desu yo ne.
02:00Soshitara, teni-san ga,
02:02aa, hai, muri desu.
02:083 points!
02:09Benkyou ni narimasu.
02:10Arigatou gozaimasu.
02:11Hai, hoshite, hoka ni mo arun desu ga,
02:14Nazaru-san ga, saikin no TKO Kinoshita-san ni omou koto ga aru to no koto nandesu ga,
02:20sore wa dou itta koto deshou ka?
02:22Ko-mimi ni hasamu to iimasu ka,
02:24yappai, fukki sarete, choko choko tatsu ndesu kedomo,
02:27yappai, mada misogi wa sunde nai no de,
02:31oitsumerareta toki no kao toka,
02:33kewashii hyoujou mitai no ni,
02:35iki, yo-yo to kuchikazu fueterun de,
02:37warai zurai na tte iu no nandesu ka.
02:413 points!
02:42Kimishii desu ne.
02:43Naruhodo.
02:44Tsuzuite, last illustration.
02:46Last desu ka?
02:47Kochira mo chotto ki ni nandesu ka,
02:50Nadaru-san wa, saikin okiniri no,
02:53jyukujo AV no sakuin ga aru sou desu ga,
02:56sore wa dou itta story na no ka,
02:58chotto ukagai shite mo ii desu ka?
03:01Story to yo na daitai,
03:02issho nandesu kedomo,
03:03sono hatsudori hitozuma dokumento,
03:05sore de nanka interview shite,
03:07jojo ni nuideku toki ni,
03:11hazukashisou ni fuku nuide tte,
03:15futari gakari de,
03:17oppai namerareta toki ni,
03:19shiawase ni natte,
03:20dakishimete shimau tte toko desu ka?
03:233 points!
03:29Perfecto desu.
03:30Perfecto?
03:31Zenbu?
03:32Zenbu desu ka?
03:33Arigatou desu.
03:35Tsuzuite wa Mogu Rider da ga,
03:37oikomareta Tomoshige ga,
03:39masaka no koudou ni!
03:42Tomoshige-san wa,
03:43juu-go nenrai no yuujin de aru,
03:45Super New New no Taisho-san to,
03:48kenka ni natte,
03:49zekko shite shimatta sou nandesu ka?
03:51Genin wa nandatta ndesho?
03:55Taisho-san ga koto ja nai desu ne,
03:57hontou ni,
03:58nanka kenka shita ne,
04:00Genin wa nandatta ndesho?
04:02Genin wa ne,
04:03chotto ne,
04:05sore mo nanka,
04:06chotto botan mo kakete...
04:07Yuue ya!
04:09Hakkirito!
04:10Chotto demo,
04:11nakanaori shite,
04:12ima wa.
04:15Yappari,
04:16Omae wa mou shindeiru!
04:22Nanto Tomoshige ga,
04:23Shiba no shitsumon ni,
04:24hontou ni,
04:25nani mo kotaenakatta no de,
04:27Kyousei shiriya!
04:32Tashikari,
04:33nani mo shabette naita.
04:35Super New New-san to,
04:36nani ga atta ndesho?
04:37Taisho-san to,
04:39jibun no personal trainer wo shite kureteru,
04:42kouhai genin wo tsurete,
04:45Yoshiwara wo itta rashin desu ka?
04:47Anata wo ne,
04:48sonna hanashi wo suru mon ja nain da.
04:50Yoshiwara de no...
04:51Yoshiwara!
04:52Yabeyo!
04:53Yabeyo!
04:54Yabeyo!
04:55Yabeyo!
04:56Iroiro chotto!
04:59Sono hanashi dekiru wake nai darou!
05:01Dekiru wake nai darou!
05:03Wakane yo!
05:04Mou chotto kanto shiteru!
05:05Yabeyo!
05:07Ki wo tori naoshite,
05:08nishikigoi no chousen.
05:10Masanori-san ni,
05:11nani wo kaisetsu shite morau no ke?
05:15Konbanwa.
05:16Gostou gozaimashita.
05:18Arigatou gozaimasu.
05:20Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
05:21So, sassoku desu ga,
05:23Masanori-san ga,
05:25Dragon Quest de,
05:26Monogatari 2 Monster to sougui shita toki ni,
05:29Masanori-san dou natte shimatta n desho to?
05:33Bokki shimashita ne.
05:37Fuwashiku kikasete itadakimasu.
05:39Dragon Quest 4 desu ne.
05:41Dragon Quest 4 deshita ne.
05:43Kore de play shiteru saichuu ni,
05:45Jibun yori haruka ni takai reberu no teki ni arawarete,
05:49Kougeki shite mo,
05:50Kochi no kougeki ga ni,
05:51Mukou ga juuhachi toka,
05:53Demo, shinu shunzen datta desu yo.
05:56Uwa, mou futekusarete,
05:57Uwa, mou owatta.
05:58Tomottara, nakama no hitori ga,
06:00Ichigeki de teki wo korosu,
06:02Zaraki desu.
06:03Zaraki wo itsu no nika oboetete,
06:05Zaraki wo yatte,
06:06Pishan, pishan, pishan, pishan,
06:08Ikki ni teki wo denbu yatsuketa.
06:10Ikki ni keisei gyakuten shite,
06:12Boku, bikkuri shite,
06:13Bokki san.
06:15何が起こる?
06:17あれでおかえりします。
06:19何が起こったかわかんなくていいっしょ。
06:23えー、続いてよろしいでしょうか。
06:25はい。
06:26マサロンさん、
06:27札幌の劇団員時代に、
06:29ナイフで自分のお腹を刺すというシーンで、
06:33失敗してしまったそうですが、
06:35これは、何があったんでしょうか。
06:37あ、それはですね、
06:39This is a scene where he stabs himself in the arm with a real knife.
06:48Can you tell us more about it?
06:51This is a scene where he says,
06:53Don't act!
06:55Be serious!
06:57I see, I see.
06:58This is a scene where he stabs himself in the stomach with a knife.
07:04Then he gets a little crazy.
07:07He was using cellophane tape with a real knife.
07:11He took it off and stabbed himself.
07:19Was it the arm? Was it the stomach?
07:20No, he was going to stab himself in the stomach,
07:22but he thought it was dangerous, so he stabbed himself in the palm of his hand.
07:26What is that?
07:27I think he was in a trance.
07:29He was in a trance.
07:31Zero points!
07:35He's a little drunk.
07:37Is this a commentary?
07:43I'll answer anything.
07:46He said it was a commentary without taboo or NG.
07:50That's right.
07:51There's no taboo or NG in Masanori.
07:53There's nothing.
07:54Masanori, you're 53 years old this year.
07:58Can you tell us about your health?
08:01Yes.
08:02I bled from my ears.
08:07One point.
08:09What else?
08:11I became a man.
08:13You became a man?
08:14Yes.
08:15I'm finally a man.
08:17Zero points.
08:19He's a man.
08:21He's a man.
08:22He's a man.
08:23He's a man.
08:25He's a man.
08:27That was great.
08:29Zero points.
08:34The last round is a battle royale with a pair.
08:38As always, each pair will ask a question that their partner is good at,
08:43but the other pair can also answer the question.
08:48Nishiro-san, please tell us a question that your partner is good at.
08:54Please make me think that you're saying it.
08:57I see.
08:59Each pair will ask a question that their partner is good at.
09:03Nadar, you're fast.
09:05Please make me think that you're saying it.
09:08Hitori-san.
09:10Hitori-san.
09:11You're not popular, are you?
09:17You're beautiful.
09:20Masanori-san.
09:22Please make me think that you're saying it.
09:25You look like you're having a hard time eating curry udon.
09:36Please make me think that you're saying it.
09:39When I talk, it feels weird.
09:43You're saying it.
09:47You're saying it.
09:49Can't I say it?
09:52Can't I say it?
09:55Nadar.
09:56Please make me think that you're saying it.
09:59Tomoshige-san.
10:01You're being teased.
10:07Masanori-san.
10:08Please make me think that you're saying it.
10:13You don't have a hair dryer at home, do you?
10:17I'm annoyed.
10:19Please make me think that you're saying it.
10:25Nadar.
10:26Please make me think that you're saying it.
10:28Asahi-san.
10:30Asahi-san.
10:31What kind of hairstyle is that?
10:34Please make me think that you're saying it.
10:41Masanori-san.
10:43Please make me think that you're saying it.
10:46You don't have a shampoo at home, do you?
10:49It's the same.
10:52It's the same.
10:55It's the same.
10:57It's the same.
11:00He's saying the same thing.
11:02Masanori-san.
11:04Please make me think that you're saying it.
11:08How far are you going to go?
11:17He's cute.
11:19He's cute.
11:21He's cute.
11:23That's it.
11:25That's it.
11:27Shibata-san, please make me think of a topic that your partner is good at.
11:31Please bite into the world with the melody of Carmela.
11:35I want to do it.
11:40It's hard to say.
11:43I see.
11:45He's fast.
11:47Please bite into the world with the melody of Carmela.
11:50S, A, M, S, let's all stop.
11:53If this is going to cause a problem, shouldn't we stop?
11:56As long as you have a lot of mouth angles, it's a success.
12:00Let's all stop.
12:02S, A, M, S, let's all stop.
12:07Please bite into the world with the melody of Carmela.
12:10If you sign it, you'll get a service.
12:23Okin-san.
12:25Please bite into the world with the melody of Carmela.
12:28Don't say that it's good for your health.
12:34That's good.
12:36What is it?
12:38Please bite into the world with the melody of Carmela.
12:41I like you.
12:44I'm sorry.
12:48That's true.
12:53Omoshige.
12:54Please bite into the world with the melody of Carmela.
12:57Please bite into the world with the melody of Carmela.
13:04There are girls like this, right?
13:06It's frustrating.
13:08It's frustrating.
13:10It's okay to take it out.
13:12That's right.
13:14I want you to finish it with just one bite.
13:20Okin-san.
13:22Please bite into the world with the melody of Carmela.
13:26Don't say that it has a lot of vitamin C.
13:30There are girls like this, right?
13:32There are girls like this, right?
13:37There are girls like this, right?
13:39I'm sorry.
13:41Is there a difference?
13:46What is the smartest word that starts with MA?
13:50That's a big difference.
13:53Masanori-san.
13:55What is the smartest word that starts with MA?
13:58That's a big difference.
14:00That's a big difference.
14:02Why?
14:04Why do you think it's smart?
14:06Why do you think it's smart?
14:08Nazar.
14:10What is the smartest word that starts with MA?
14:12Magic Master.
14:19Masanori-san.
14:21What is the smartest word that starts with MA?
14:24Machine.
14:28Masanori-san.
14:30That's the smartest word.
14:32Nazar.
14:34What is the smartest word that starts with MA?
14:36Mangus Panic.
14:39That's cool.
14:41That's cool.
14:43When I went on a trip to Okinawa, I became Mangus Panic.
14:48I became Mangus Panic for three days.
14:51Ogi-san.
14:53What is the smartest word that starts with MA?
14:55Masturbation contactor.
15:00That's cool.
15:02Masturbation contactor?
15:04Is it a conductor?
15:06It's not masturbation.
15:08It's not masturbation.
15:12That's cool.
15:14That's cool.
15:16That's cool.
15:18Masanori-san.
15:20What is the smartest word that starts with MA?
15:22Mayonnaise.
15:32Tomoshige.
15:34What is the smartest word that starts with MA?
15:36Manchester United.
15:41Hitori-san is worried.
15:44Masanori-san.
15:46I feel sorry for you.
15:48You are a strong man.
15:50What should I do?
15:52I fell into a slump.
15:54Don't do that.
15:56Are you okay?
15:58Masanori-san.
16:00What is the smartest word that starts with MA?
16:02Maginger wife.
16:04What is this?
16:06This is very boring.
16:09What is this?
16:11Maginger wife?
16:14This is very boring.
16:16One is in front of you.
16:18One is in front of you.
16:20Maginger wife is in front of you.
16:22I got angry.
16:24I got angry.
16:26Why are you angry?
16:28I got angry because you said it was boring.
16:30I was disappointed because I couldn't get it.
16:32Nanaru.
16:34What is the smartest word that starts with MA?
16:36My garage is the biggest.
16:39What does that mean?
16:44That's funny.
16:46What am I saying?
16:48What am I saying?
16:50That's good.
16:52At the end, please tell us the topic that you think your partner is good at.
16:59I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant.
17:02That's simple.
17:05I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant.
17:07What does that mean?
17:09You are fast.
17:11I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant.
17:13What does that mean?
17:14The cow is the clerk.
17:18That's good.
17:19That's good.
17:20That's just right.
17:23NATSUHARU.
17:24I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant.
17:26What does that mean?
17:27The meat is the pig.
17:30That's good.
17:33MASANORI.
17:34I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant.
17:36What does that mean?
17:37The clerk is fast.
17:39That's good.
17:41That's just right.
17:43That's just right.
17:44That's funny.
17:45That's just right.
17:47The clerk is fast.
17:53TOMOSHIGE.
17:54I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant.
17:55What does that mean?
17:56It's expensive. It's slow. It's bad.
17:59That's just right.
18:00MASANORI should be confident.
18:05I'm not confident.
18:08NATSUHARU.
18:09I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant.
18:11What does that mean?
18:12The ginger is blue.
18:14That's good.
18:16That's good.
18:17That's good.
18:19That's good.
18:22MASANORI.
18:23I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant.
18:25What does that mean?
18:26He said that beef bowl restaurant is better than a beef bowl restaurent.
18:37That would be hard to understand.
18:39TOMOSHIGE, it's your turn.
18:41I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant.
18:42What does that mean?
18:43There's no rice.
18:46That's good.
18:50That's really good.
18:53What is that?
18:55Oh, you're right.
18:57What is it?
18:59It's a sold out gyoza.
19:07He got it.
19:09Masamune san.
19:11What is it?
19:13It's a mobile phone.
19:19I don't like this.
19:21That's not it!
19:22It's the face!
19:25Here it comes!
19:27Tomoshige!
19:28I don't like this kind of gyudon shop. What is it?
19:30You can put miso soup on it!
19:33That's good!
19:34That's good!
19:35That's good!
19:36That's good!
19:37Both are good!
19:38The face of the answer is good!
19:39Both are good!
19:40I guess it's only for both!
19:43It's coming out!
19:44Oh, it's coming out!
19:45I don't like this kind of gyudon shop. What is it?
19:48It smells like vegetables!
19:50Vegetables!
19:51Vegetables!
19:57Okay! Tomoshige!
19:58I don't like this kind of gyudon shop. What is it?
20:00Anyway, I will get hit!
20:05Is it okay?
20:17Here it comes!
20:18The world has noticed the announcement.
20:21We are the only ones who can complain about the judging of the show race.
20:25The Love Letters have also participated and are approaching the truth of the entertainment world.
20:31No, we are about 019.
20:34The next comedy debate is about to start.
20:48The Love Letters
21:00What's this?
21:01I don't like this kind of beef bowl. What is it?
21:03That's rice on top of that.
21:05That's not meat, it's a horn.
21:09Your face is turning red.
21:10What's the difference?
21:12The Love Letters