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00:00Tetsuya Morita
00:02Good evening.
00:04This is ZENRYOKU DATSURYOKU TIMES.
00:06Let me introduce today's wonderful commentators.
00:09First is the comedian,
00:11the light of youth, Tetsuya Morita.
00:13Nice to meet you.
00:15And the other is the actor,
00:17Ryota Miura.
00:18Nice to meet you.
00:20Miura-san, it's a famous story.
00:22Your father is the king of soccer,
00:24Kazuyoshi Miura.
00:27It's a really unnecessary story.
00:30Do you watch this program?
00:34Do you like it?
00:36Do I watch it?
00:38Yes.
00:40I don't think I watch it.
00:42I don't think I watch it.
00:44I can't help it.
00:46I'm busy.
00:48I understand.
00:50I'm sad.
00:52In August this year,
00:54the Japanese economy is in a state of instability,
00:59with the largest decline in the past in the Japanese economy.
01:03In the midst of this,
01:05Tetsuya Morita,
01:07the guest of the day,
01:09is the person who continues to expand his business.
01:13I don't want you to lift me up like that.
01:15So tonight,
01:17we will unravel the greatness of Morita-style management,
01:20which has been a hot topic for a long time.
01:24Actually, I also pay a lot of attention to Morita-style management.
01:30In other words, it is the first organization with three employees.
01:33The company produces the largest number of results.
01:35Not only the president of the entertainment production,
01:37but also the store is managed.
01:40That's right.
01:41I run a bar.
01:44Miura-san, did you know that?
01:46Yes.
01:47Actually, I'm a fan of Morita-san.
01:50I also run a private bar that Morita-san produces.
01:55Is that true?
01:56Thank you very much.
01:57I'm very happy.
01:59The store clerk, New Beam-san,
02:02also talked to me.
02:04The price setting is also very good.
02:07I don't think so.
02:09I don't think so.
02:11But it's very popular.
02:15Thank you very much.
02:17Now, let's talk about the greatness of Morita-san.
02:22I'm SHIRO.
02:23What is it?
02:24I'm sorry.
02:25I'm sorry.
02:26I'm sorry.
02:27I'm sorry.
02:28I'm sorry.
02:29What are you doing?
02:30I'm over there.
02:31You're the one I was talking about earlier.
02:33That's right.
02:34I'm New Beam, who works at Morita-san's store.
02:36Are you a couple?
02:38What are you doing?
02:40I'm sorry.
02:41My co-workers said,
02:43I can't do it because it's so cheap.
02:46I messed up the store.
02:48I took all the sales.
02:51What's going on?
02:52I don't know.
02:53Can you take a look at this?
02:56It's not that cheap.
02:58Look at this.
03:00Hey!
03:01What are you doing?
03:02It's amazing.
03:04It's a half-dried wrinkle.
03:07You didn't do this at the beginning, did you?
03:09While I was smoking, my co-workers...
03:12In such a short time?
03:14It's a big loss.
03:16It costs about 10 million yen including repair costs.
03:19Is it that expensive?
03:23This is not the time to praise Morita-san.
03:28He's the owner of New Beam.
03:30It's the worst.
03:32I have no choice but to go back to the store.
03:37Well...
03:39I don't want to say this.
03:42At the beginning of the show,
03:44there is a way to earn 10 million yen.
03:49What is it?
03:51Well...
03:52Let's do it.
03:54DATSURYOKU KAJINO!
03:57DATSURYOKU KAJINO!
04:03If you answer 5 questions correctly, you can get 10 million yen.
04:06DATSURYOKU KAJINO is open.
04:08Is it okay?
04:09Then I'll do it.
04:11So, a sudden change in the plan.
04:14DATSURYOKU KAJINO will be held,
04:17where we will interview the problem from a separate room during the hidden camera.
04:20Will Morita be able to get 10 million yen?
04:27DATSURYOKU KAJINO
04:34What is it?
04:36It's a serious problem.
04:39I want to go back to the store.
04:41He's coming to me.
04:44DATSURYOKU KAJINO
04:47Tonight, DATSURYOKU KAJINO will ask a question from a separate room during the hidden camera.
04:53Morita will ask a question from a separate room during the hidden camera.
04:59If you answer 5 questions correctly, you can get 10 million yen.
05:05Can I really get 10 million yen?
05:07Yes, you can.
05:08So, let's get started.
05:09Here is the first hidden camera.
05:13This is a hidden camera.
05:16We are having a meeting in a separate room.
05:20Do you know these three people?
05:23No, I don't know them.
05:27Have you met them before?
05:29I think I've met them at the Paris Olympics.
05:34This is a special edition called QUIZ SAISOKU-OH.
05:38This is a meeting of three people who can participate as an athlete team.
05:43There are two people here.
05:46These three people are having a meeting.
05:50Have you participated in the Paris Olympics?
05:57Have you not participated?
05:58I have participated.
05:59Can I spend money on this?
06:03Please make a guess.
06:05No, no, no, no, no.
06:07What?
06:09They are not an Olympic team.
06:12They are an athlete team.
06:14They are an athlete team.
06:16They are athletes of something.
06:18I think so.
06:19I used to watch the Paris Olympics.
06:23I used to stay up late until the morning.
06:28I don't remember watching the Olympics.
06:33So, I don't think I participated.
06:36I see.
06:37How about you, MIYARA?
06:39I think I participated.
06:42In what?
06:43It would be rude if I participated.
06:45That's right.
06:46That's right.
06:48You don't know because you haven't seen it all.
06:51That's right.
06:52There were many quiet competitions.
06:55There are also groups.
06:57That's great.
06:59That's right.
07:03What?
07:05I haven't seen it.
07:08I think it's a trap.
07:11Normally, I would like to say that I participated.
07:16Then, Morita, please give us your final bet.
07:22The first question that cost 10,000 yen.
07:25What is Morita's guess?
07:27I didn't participate.
07:31No more bets.
07:33Let's see the result.
07:35Please look at the monitor.
07:37Sasaki is good at it.
07:39Sasaki is good at it.
07:41By the way, did you participate in the Paris Olympics?
07:45I didn't participate.
07:47He didn't participate.
07:49So, Morita's guess is correct.
07:52It's correct.
07:53That's good.
07:56You shouldn't make this a problem.
07:59I think the parents and the church will be very angry.
08:04Seriously.
08:05The current score is 10,000 yen.
08:08Thank you very much.
08:10The next question is this.
08:12This is also a variation.
08:14This time, it's a young woman.
08:18This time, it's a young woman.
08:21The second question is this.
08:27This time, it's a young woman.
08:32This time, it's a young woman.
08:39This woman.
08:41Have you ever played with Morita?
08:48Please guess.
08:55I don't remember.
08:58Is it a name of a military officer?
09:00That's right.
09:01If I was asked to write the name of a military officer in Kanji, I would write it.
09:06Is it something like Echidol?
09:08That's right.
09:10Morita, you have a wide range of work with women.
09:15But I'm also single.
09:19When I play with such a beautiful person, I remember it.
09:26What do you think, Miura?
09:28It would be rude if I said I didn't have this.
09:32That's right.
09:34That's why I think I have it.
09:36You don't watch all my TV shows.
09:39It doesn't matter which one you watch.
09:40You're a fan, right?
09:41That's right.
09:42If you make a mistake, it's over.
09:48I know this.
09:53Please go ahead.
09:59If you make a mistake, it's rude.
10:03What is Morita's guess?
10:05I don't play with her.
10:08I see.
10:10Let's see the result.
10:13Morita will appear in this program.
10:19Have you ever played with Morita?
10:22Yes, I have.
10:24I see.
10:25By the way, what is Morita?
10:27I play with Morita only once.
10:31Can you introduce yourself briefly?
10:37I'm Sato Airi of AKB48.
10:40I see.
10:43What?
10:45AKB48?
10:47I'm a pervert.
10:49Why do you suddenly ask a serious question?
10:53You're the worst.
10:55You're a pervert.
10:57By the way, Sato Airi of AKB48.
11:00Yes.
11:01You're the center of the latest song.
11:04What?
11:07No, no, no.
11:08Wait a minute.
11:10I know a lot of sexy actresses.
11:14But I'm not interested in the latest idol.
11:18I'm sorry.
11:19You don't know what I'm talking about.
11:24I'm back to zero.
11:28Do you want to play again?
11:30Of course.
11:32Morita, come back.
11:35Thank you very much.
11:37Special challenge.
11:41What's next?
11:43Look at this.
11:45Do you know who he is?
11:47He is The Pants.
11:49He is a member of AKB48.
11:52If he wins the second place, he will be called.
11:56I have a question.
11:58He is a big fan of The Pants.
12:05He said he was interested in The Pants.
12:08In the program, Gakutensoku won.
12:14Is Gakutensoku really interesting?
12:18Or is he The Pants?
12:21Which one do you think?
12:24What?
12:26I don't know.
12:28I think...
12:30If Mr. Hamasaki answers right away,
12:33he will say it's us.
12:35It's a joke.
12:37And Mr. Matsuo will say it.
12:39I think so.
12:42Mr. Matsuo is humble.
12:46I think he will say it's interesting.
12:53But I think Mr. Hamasaki will say it's us.
12:59What does Morita think about Hamasaki's personality?
13:04I think he will say The Pants is interesting.
13:08I understand.
13:12I will do my best.
13:14Congratulations on winning the second place.
13:19I am a big fan of The Pants.
13:22That's great.
13:24It's a shame.
13:26I have a question.
13:28Gakutensoku won in the program.
13:32Which one do you think is interesting?
13:35Gakutensoku or The Pants?
13:39I think it's Gakutensoku.
13:42That's a lie.
13:44That's a lie.
13:46He is not that kind of person.
13:48I don't think so.
13:50He is not that kind of person.
13:53I don't think there is anyone called The Pants.
13:56I don't think there is anyone called The Pants.
13:58I thought he would lose.
14:01I don't think so.
14:03That's a joke.
14:05What?
14:07Is that all?
14:09If you still have time, I want you to do it.
14:12That's a lie.
14:14He is not that kind of person.
14:17He will challenge again.
14:21What's next?
14:27He is like me.
14:32Do you remember him?
14:34I remember him.
14:36I don't remember him.
14:38This is a prank.
14:42He said he had a conversation with Morita.
14:47He is waiting for you there.
14:49I see.
14:51He doesn't have a conversation.
14:53He is planning a party to celebrate his friendship with Morita.
14:58Do you want to go with Morita and Morita?
15:01Do you want to go with Morita and Morita?
15:05He will make a choice.
15:07Which one will you choose?
15:09What kind of question is that?
15:12I don't think I have ever been to such a party.
15:20I don't think I have ever been to such a party.
15:24He is here because he has a lot of problems.
15:31I don't think he has a lot of problems.
15:35I don't think he has a lot of problems.
15:38Do you have a lot of problems?
15:41I think he has a lot of problems.
15:46What kind of question is that?
15:52I think he will make a choice.
15:56I see.
15:58He said he had a conversation with Morita and Morita.
16:02I think he said something that only two people can say.
16:07I think he said something that only two people can say.
16:11What will happen?
16:13Morita is a little late.
16:16Please wait a moment.
16:20I am planning to have a party to celebrate the friendship with Morita.
16:27Should we do it with all the staff?
16:29Or if you want to talk, you can set it up with just the two of you.
16:34Which would be better?
16:35Just the two of us?
16:36Yes, for the opening.
16:37Ah, for the opening.
16:41I think it's better if it's just the two of us.
16:44If we can talk slowly, then we can talk.
16:46That's right.
16:47But it's better to have the staff.
16:50But Morita-kun might be careful.
16:54Yeah, that's right.
16:56If it's just the two of us, then it's fine.
16:58Which one should we do?
17:01The staff...
17:02Let's see...
17:05No, no.
17:06You want to do it with just the two of us, right?
17:08You want to do it with just the two of us, right?
17:10But Morita-kun, you have a YouTube channel, right?
17:14Yes, I do.
17:15You have about 1.3 million subscribers, right?
17:17Yes, it's quite popular.
17:18Yes, it's quite popular.
17:19Do you want to be on that channel?
17:21No, that's not it.
17:24Huh?
17:24Let's leave that aside for a moment.
17:26What about the opening?
17:27You're answering a completely different question.
17:29For the opening, is it better if it's just the two of us, or if it's just the staff?
17:32That's right.
17:33Which one is better?
17:34Let's see...
17:36Hmm...
17:37But, well...
17:38Which one...
17:39You're talking about All Night Magic, right?
17:42That's right.
17:43I'd like to see that.
17:44Answer the question!
17:46Hey!
17:47Answer the question from the staff!
17:49What about the opening?
17:50Which one is better, the two of us or all of us?
17:52The opening?
17:52Yes.
17:54No, no, I'm talking about the opening.
17:56From the very beginning.
17:58Why are you making that face?
18:00I'm thinking about making a reservation, so I'm thinking about which one is better.
18:03Well, I guess...
18:05I guess we don't have to do the opening.
18:07What are you talking about?
18:08We don't have to do it!
18:09Hey!
18:10We don't have to do it.
18:11You're talking to someone else right now!
18:14Hey!
18:15I don't think we're going to do the opening.
18:16I'm listening to you! I don't think we're going to do the opening.
18:18Morita-san, get out of here!
18:20What the hell?
18:22Seriously.
18:24The correct answer is that we're not going to do the opening.
18:28You're not going to do the opening?
18:30Then it's not two of us.
18:32Hey, make it three of us.
18:34First of all, I didn't think you were someone who couldn't do Q&A.
18:38To be honest, I understand why you didn't do it.
18:42Wait a minute, is it over?
18:43No, no, give me a break.
18:45Is it impossible to do one more question?
18:47Fuku-kun!
18:48Thank you very much.
18:50That was fast.
18:52This is the real last chance.
18:56Next up is...
18:59Who is it?
19:01Kamada-san.
19:03Kamada-san?
19:05Now, just like last time,
19:07we're going to have a special meeting with the Quiz King.
19:11You're not the kind of person who'd be on the Quiz King.
19:14You're not the kind of person who'd be on a show like The Holden.
19:18After this, we're going to have a special announcement for the Quiz King.
19:23We're going to have a self-introduction comment.
19:26Hello, I'm Kawahara, the rat from Tenjiku.
19:30You just have to say this sentence.
19:32Are you going to do it seriously?
19:34Are you not going to do it?
19:36This is really easy. Thank you.
19:38I'm definitely not going to do it.
19:40It's not a long sentence.
19:42I'm Kawahara, the rat from Tenjiku.
19:44Just this sentence.
19:45As long as I'm here, he can do whatever he wants.
19:50The first question.
19:52What is Morita's guess?
19:54I'm not going to do it seriously.
19:59We're going to have a self-introduction comment.
20:04Can you do that for us?
20:06A comment?
20:08I'm going to stand here.
20:10You're going to introduce yourself?
20:12I'm Kawahara, the rat from Tenjiku.
20:14That's all I have to say.
20:16You have to do it seriously.
20:18He looks like he's messing around.
20:20I think that's enough.
20:22Is that all you have to say?
20:24I'm going to introduce myself.
20:26I don't have to say anything else.
20:28That's all you have to say.
20:30He can do it.
20:32I'm going to start.
20:345, 4, 3.
20:36Hello, I'm Natsume Soseki, the comedian.
20:40I'm Nobu Shidori.
20:42I don't have any bad habits yet.
20:46All right.
20:48Correct.
20:50That's Kawahara.
20:53What was that?
20:55Natsume Soseki, the comedian.
20:57I'm Nobu Shidori.
20:59That's his way of saying hello.
21:03Let's move on.
21:06Kawahara is always messing around when the camera is on.
21:12Let's move on.
21:14Let's read some comments from the sponsors.
21:20Marumaru-san, congratulations on your wedding.
21:24I'm Kawahara, the rat from Tenjiku.
21:26I wish you a long and happy life.
21:28I'm going to read the comments.
21:30Are you going to read the comments seriously?
21:32I'm not going to say anything.
21:34He's the daughter of the sponsor.
21:36He's so passionate.
21:38The second question, which cost 100,000 yen.
21:41What is Morita's guess?
21:43I'm not going to read it seriously.
21:46I understand.
21:48I'm sorry, Kawahara-san.
21:50I received the comment from earlier.
21:52I received it.
21:54The daughter of the sponsor is getting married.
22:00I received the comment from earlier.
22:06I'm going to read it.
22:08I don't have a sponsor.
22:10I'm sorry.
22:12Please say the answer here.
22:16It's the answer.
22:184, 3, 2...
22:20Mr. Burrth.
22:22Mr. Kakefu.
22:24I'm Okada.
22:26This is the real wedding home run.
22:32Yes.
22:34It's not yes.
22:36Mr. Morita is correct.
22:40Thank you very much.
22:42It's the back screen three consecutive times.
22:44It's from 1985.
22:46Morita is getting excited.
22:49The next question.
22:51The producer of the program asked Kawahara-san to do it seriously.
23:00Will Kawahara-san do it seriously?
23:05I'm not going to do it seriously.
23:10It's an important comment from the sponsor.
23:13I'm going to read it seriously.
23:16Everyone is doing it seriously.
23:21I can't do it.
23:233, 2...
23:25Mr. Yuki.
23:27Mr. Yuta.
23:29I can't say it in my mouth.
23:36I'll borrow this.
23:38I'm sorry.
23:40I'm going to write a comment.
23:42I'm sorry.
23:44I'm sorry.
23:46I'm sorry.
23:48I might have written congratulations.
23:51I'm sorry.
23:54I wrote sorry.
23:57I'm not going to do it.
23:59Mr. Morita is correct.
24:02He got a million yen.
24:05It's the next question.
24:07The next question.
24:10After this, our producer will...
24:12No, no, no.
24:13Please kneel down.
24:15Kneel down?
24:16No, no, no.
24:17Why are you going that far?
24:18I want comments from Mr. Kawara.
24:22The 4th question that cost 5 million yen.
24:25What is Orita's prediction?
24:27I won't do it seriously.
24:30Even if I kneel down...
24:32Just one more time.
24:34Mr. Kawara, this is a sponsored project.
24:39So, really...
24:41Please kneel down.
24:43Please kneel down seriously.
24:45This is a celebration comment.
24:47This is a celebration comment.
24:49What is the value of kneeling down?
24:52Please kneel down.
24:54See? He came out.
24:56He didn't ask anything.
24:58See?
24:59It's good enough to wear this.
25:00How do you feel when you see this, producer?
25:03Just read the comment.
25:04Please.
25:055 seconds before.
25:064, 3...
25:09Mr. Miki.
25:10Mr. Yuta.
25:12Congratulations on your marriage.
25:15No, no, no.
25:16No, no, no.
25:17No, no, no.
25:18Okay, okay.
25:19I said it.
25:21I said it.
25:26He's so serious.
25:31Yes.
25:32He said yes.
25:33He said yes.
25:34This is amazing.
25:37I see.
25:38Mr. Morita, correct!
25:45This is amazing.
25:46Amazing.
25:47I've been wearing this for a long time.
25:51I knew it would change.
25:53Now, one more question.
25:56Thank you for waiting.
25:58So, if he gets it right, he'll get 10 million yen.
26:04The final question of fate will be asked by Mr. Miura.
26:09From now on, will I be a movie star?
26:14Or not?
26:15It's that time.
26:16Which one?
26:17It's a service question.
26:18It's a service question.
26:20That's why you're here.
26:23If I wasn't a movie star, an actor wouldn't be here.
26:27I'm definitely a movie star on this show.
26:30I see.
26:31But if you fail, you'll get zero yen.
26:34The final question that costs 10 million yen.
26:37What does Mr. Morita think?
26:40I'll do my best.
26:42I see.
26:43Mr. Miura, please give us the answer.
26:47Excuse me.
26:49I'll be starring in the drama,
26:52Okura's Case.
26:54The story is about to begin.
26:57It airs every Tuesday at 9 p.m.
27:00I see.
27:01It's not a movie, it's a drama.
27:04You're disqualified!
27:06Yes, sir.
27:07You'll get zero yen!
27:10It's a service question.
27:12It's a service question.
27:15I don't want to pay you.
27:19Finally, the compliance committee will check
27:23if there are any inappropriate remarks in today's recording.
27:32I'm from the compliance committee.
27:34I'm checking if there are any inappropriate remarks in today's recording.
27:39Mr. Morita, you did a great job today.
27:46You did your best to record the scene
27:49where a part-time worker breaks into the store
27:52and runs away with the money.
27:55Mr. Morita, you're disqualified.
27:57We look forward to seeing you again.
27:59Excuse me.
28:02For the first time...
28:03There was nothing.
28:05It's over.
28:07What?
28:08Is it okay?
28:09Can I go back?
28:10You can go back.
28:11Is it okay?
28:12Really?
28:14What's going on?
28:20Excuse me.
28:22What's going on?
28:23I'm from the compliance committee.
28:26I don't want to go out with you.
28:29What?
28:30Take it off.
28:31No, no, no.
28:34You're strong.
28:35Take it off.
28:37I want to go home.
28:39Let's have a talk.
28:40What?
28:41Let's have a talk.
28:42Why didn't you come?
28:43It's a fake.
28:45It was a prank.
28:48Let's do YouTube.
28:51I want to be on YouTube.
28:53Goodbye.
28:54To tell you the truth,
28:56Mr. Rintaro
28:58got Abema's job the next week.
29:01He got Abema's job the next week.
29:03That's great.
29:05I told him to appear in this program.
29:07Really?
29:08Yes.
29:09That's great.
29:10He came right away.
29:11Rintaro is great.
29:13Morita, you can't appear in Katakana.
29:15It's out of date.
29:18It's out of date.
29:19No, no, no.
29:20I can't do that.
29:22Abema hasn't done it yet.
29:24It's out of date.
29:26It's out of date.
29:27He's trying to make a comeback.
29:29It's out of date.
29:31To tell you the truth,
29:33Fujiko of All Night
29:35has a seat called Fujikone.
29:38It's okay for everyone to come.
29:40It's a seat for everyone.
29:42You can come.
29:44I'll do it right away.
29:46For now.
29:47For now.
29:48It's okay.
29:49It's okay.
29:50It's okay.
29:51Everyone can come.
29:52It's okay if no one comes.
29:54You have to be Suzumita.
29:56You have to be Suzumita.
29:57You have to be Suzumita.
29:58It's impossible.
29:59It's impossible.
30:00It's impossible.
30:01In the entertainment industry.
30:03It's not the time.
30:06It's not the time.
30:08It's going to be a long time.
30:10It's not going to end.
30:12It's your fault.
30:14It's your fault.
30:15You should have made it.
30:17I wanted to save it.
30:19I wanted to save it.
30:20Don't you have a new program?
30:22Don't you have a new program?
30:24Tell him it's over.
30:26Tell him it's over.
30:27It's over.
30:28It's over.
30:29It's over.
30:30It's over.
30:31It's over.
30:32It's over.
30:33It's over.
30:34It's over.
30:35It's over.
30:36It's over.
30:37It's over.
30:38It's over.
30:39It's over.
30:40It's over.
30:41It's over.
30:42It's over.
30:43It's over.
30:44It's over.
30:45It's over.
30:46It's over.
30:47It's over.
30:48It's over.
30:49It's over.
30:50It's over.
30:51It's over.
30:52It's over.
30:53It's over.
30:54It's over.
30:55It's over.