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00:00In case you're wondering, I don't hold seances very often.
00:10I can barely tolerate the living.
00:12Why would I want to commune with the dead?
00:16But my mother told me Goody is the only one that can train me to control my psychic ability.
00:20The sooner I master that, the sooner I crack this case.
00:30Goody!
00:40Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your, uh...
00:44Do we even want to know?
00:46I was reaching into the Black Maw Death to contact a relative.
00:49Feels very on-brand for you.
00:51You have a relative named Goody?
00:53She was one of the original outcasts.
00:55I've been attempting to summon her, but she seems to be ignoring my entreaties.
00:59Oh! You thought about using one of my scented candles?
01:01The aroma of steak tartare is to die for!
01:07Maybe Goody answered you after all.
01:13I doubt she communicates in magazine cutouts.
01:29Hey.
01:33You insisted on coming along.
01:35I was fine on my own.
01:49Seems like our wannabe deepthroat is already here.
01:53Ew.
01:55What died?
01:57Childhood.
01:59Come on.
02:01Second thoughts? Why don't I just stay out here?
02:05Kinoza, look out.
02:27Enid?
02:39Whoever you are, show yourself.
02:43Try anything and you'll lose limbs.
02:45Surprise!
02:49Happy birthday!
02:51Happy birthday!
02:53Happy birthday!
02:56Happy birthday to you!
03:00Happy birthday to you!
03:04Happy birthday, dear Wednesday!
03:09Happy birthday to you!
03:15I should have known you were behind this.
03:17What part of no party under the penalty of death do you not understand?
03:22I thought my cake design was pretty inspired.
03:25That feeling was my little touch.
03:27Why don't you make a wish?
03:33Wait, it's Latin.
03:37Fire will reign when I rise.
03:39Okay, that's not really a wish.
03:43The first part of that phrase was burn on an evermore sun.
03:45It can't be a coincidence.
03:47Wait.
03:49We're never eating that cake, are we?
03:55Crackstony's coming.
03:59Crackstony's coming.
04:05Crackstony's coming.
04:17Goodie, you are the raven in my bloodline.
04:19Winston.
04:21I was told you could teach me how to control my ability.
04:23There is no controlling a raging river.
04:25You must learn to navigate it without drowning.
04:27Time is not on our side.
04:31To stop Crackstony, these flames you must seek.
04:36Do you always speak in riddles?
04:38Do you always seek simple answers?
04:41The path of a raven is a solitary one.
04:43You end up alone, unable to trust others.
04:45Only seeing the darkness within them.
04:47Is that supposed to scare me?
04:49It should.
04:53It should.
05:07Careful.
05:09That's my cold shoulder.
05:11Don't blame Thing.
05:13The party was my idea.
05:15I believe everyone deserves to be celebrated on their birthday.
05:17I prefer to be vilified.
05:19What happened?
05:22Did you get some kudos for pulling one over on you?
05:24The subterfuge was impressive.
05:44May your 16th be as sour and misery-filled as your desire,
05:46your ever-doting mother and father.
05:48They asked Thing to hide it before they left on parents' weekend.
05:50Ew, that's so gross.
05:52I would have preferred live squirrels.
05:56Wow, we're still accepting presents?
06:12Well?
06:14Do you like it?
06:16What is it exactly?
06:19I made it in your signature colors.
06:21And you want to know what the best part is?
06:23I have one too!
06:25We can wear them together to class.
06:29Oh, Enid, this is far too unique to wear to something like class.
06:33I suggest we wait for a more special occasion.
06:35Like a funeral.
06:41You know, Lucas feels terrible about what happened at the dance.
06:43Forgive my skepticism,
06:45given his latest act of vandalism.
06:48But he had nothing to do with burning those words onto your lawn.
06:50He's been grounded for the last week.
06:54Fine.
06:56He does his community service here,
06:58and we forget it ever happened.
07:00Yes, well, I'm in your debt, Larissa.
07:03I don't need your gratitude.
07:05Just find the delinquents responsible,
07:07perhaps stop Lucas's cohorts.
07:09Right after we track down whatever attacked the Ottinger boy.
07:11Although,
07:13all fingers would point to one of your own students.
07:15Careful, Noble.
07:17My charity has its limits.
07:29Last night in the crypt,
07:31you had another vision, didn't you?
07:33I didn't realize we were back on speaking terms.
07:35I showed up to your surprise party.
07:37I figured that would have been a hint.
07:39What'd you see?
07:41You said I was ready to speak with you.
07:43You still think I'm the monster?
07:46Yeah, well, when you change your mind and you want my help,
07:48you know where to find me.
08:12Where'd you get that?
08:14The bracelet. Where'd you get it?
08:16Lucas.
08:18Nice to meet you.
08:20Bianca.
08:22I know.
08:24Last week at the Weathervane,
08:26my dad said I had to get my act together.
08:28After he left, this woman in the next booth
08:30told me about this self-help app, Morning Song,
08:32said it could help me refocus my life.
08:34Usually I'd call BS on something like that,
08:36but for some reason...
08:38You believed her.
08:40Yeah, and she turned out to be right,
08:43I guarantee Morning Song doesn't give a damn
08:45about your well-being.
08:47They're only interested in your money.
08:49Do yourself a favor, delete that app.
08:51The more you listen to them,
08:53the more they sink their claws into you.
08:55How do you know?
08:57I just do.
08:59Which is why I'm warning the normie idiot
09:01who ruined my killer jets with his bullshit prank
09:03to not get sucked into Morning Song.
09:05Because you're just the type they're looking for.
09:07Guessing that's not a compliment.
09:09What do you care, anyway?
09:12I'm trying not to turn into my mother.
09:14She's like the ghost of Bitchina's future.
09:18Hey.
09:20I'll be at the weathervane later if you want to stop by.
09:22Maybe we can
09:24exchange notes on self-improvement.
09:33I haven't always been against birthdays.
09:35Each one reminds me
09:37I'm a year closer to death's cold embrace.
09:39What's not to like about that?
09:42Besides, my parents always made sure
09:44my birthdays were memorable.
09:50The perfect surprise.
09:54The perfect cake.
09:58The perfect party games.
10:12But now,
10:14parties and
10:16presents and games,
10:20it all feels so trivial.
10:24Goodie warned me I was destined to be alone.
10:26And that I'd be sorry for it.
10:30Dr. Kimbot.
10:32I haven't seen you since our session with your family.
10:34Which was certainly one I won't forget.
10:36How are things going with them?
10:38My mother and I spent some quality time together.
10:40Got our hands dirty.
10:42Gardening? Gravedigging.
10:44And I managed to keep my father out of prison.
10:48What brings you here?
10:50Eugene's mom.
10:52I'm working with them.
10:54Trauma like this leaves emotional scars on the whole family.
10:56They had to head home for a few days,
10:58so I promised I'd check in on him.
11:00I'll leave you to it.
11:03Who's Goodie?
11:06She's a very distant cousin.
11:08Very distant.
11:10Sounds like she doesn't see you for who you really are.
11:12She sees more than you know.
11:18I want to assure you I remain as cold and heartless
11:20as the first day we met.
11:22I doubt a cold, heartless person would be sitting
11:24by her friend's bedside,
11:26feeling some modicum of guilt for his condition.
11:28I didn't ask for a free session.
11:30Consider it my birthday gift.
11:32Come in.
11:36This just arrived from London.
11:38Copy of an old death certificate you requested.
11:40Oh, thanks, Agnes.
11:42Oh, by the way, has Inez Bloom called again?
11:44You mean about the lights coming on at the old Gates place?
11:46A couple days ago, I referred her to the Sheriff's office.
11:54I'm sorry.
11:56I didn't mean to interrupt.
11:58I'm sorry.
12:01I'm sorry.
12:11I know you're usually a quad kind of girl,
12:13but I've been working on that all week.
12:15Birthday, yes.
12:17Happy never.
12:19Is there any one thing you didn't tell?
12:21Well, who do you think delivered the cake?
12:23Yeah, I went with a 98% dark chocolate ganache
12:25knowing your preferred color palette.
12:31Oh, is that Enid's gift?
12:35It's perfect if you're fleeing a war-torn country on foot.
12:37Come on, don't you like a day that's all about you?
12:39Every day is all about me.
12:41This one just comes with cake and a bad song.
12:45So if I asked you out to a non-birthday,
12:47song-free dinner,
12:49would that be something you're interested in?
12:55I have a tight deadline.
12:57Emphasis on dead.
13:00It's about how whitewashing the sins of our past
13:02will come back to kill us all.
13:04Oh.
13:15Have you seen that before?
13:17Um, what's that supposed to mean?
13:21Never mind.
13:27Okay, did I do something?
13:29I just feel like ever since Arabia
13:31and you've kind of been ghosting me.
13:33Am I wrong?
13:39I guess I got my answer.
13:45Tall black, two sugars to go?
13:50That threat burned onto the lawn at school?
13:52It's also etched on the wall
13:54inside Craxton's crypt.
13:56Don't tell me you've been out there digging up more bodies.
13:59There's a connection there. I know it.
14:01All right, well, I'll make sure I put out an APB
14:03on a dead pilgrim.
14:05I figured since you no longer have an old vendetta
14:07to obsess over, you're free to solve some real crime.
14:09Your father and I buried the hatchet.
14:11Maybe you should do the same.
14:13I don't bury hatchets.
14:15I sharpen them.
14:29I need your help.
14:31Don't gloat.
14:33What, do you want some drawing lessons?
14:38Your line work's a little shaky.
14:40I saw that in a vision.
14:42Do you recognize it?
14:50When did you draw this?
14:52A couple days ago.
14:54I started having those dreams again, like before.
14:56Was the monster in them?
14:58No, but I could feel it
15:00in the shadows, you know,
15:02kind of lurking in my mind.
15:04Do you know where this is?
15:06It's the old Gates mansion.
15:08I pass it when I go running.
15:10Why?
15:22Okay, listen.
15:28After the dance, I just wanted to forget about you,
15:30but I couldn't.
15:32So I started painting, and that's what came out, all right?
15:36I can hear you up there playing.
15:45I can tell how you get lost in the music.
15:48I feel like it's the only time I get to see the real you.
15:58Hey, you're Bianca, right?
16:02Uh, could you do me a favor?
16:04Wednesday, I forgot this.
16:06Could you get a bag through her?
16:08Birthday gift from Enid.
16:10Aren't you her boyfriend?
16:12Definitely not.
16:14Sure, no problem.
16:16I was just leaving anyway.
16:22Hey.
16:24Hey.
16:27I didn't think you were actually
16:29going to show.
16:31Me neither.
16:37I took your advice.
16:39Seriously,
16:41why are you here?
16:43I didn't think any outcast would ever speak to me again.
16:45Just
16:47wanted someone to talk to.
16:49I feel like we're in the same boat.
16:51My mother showed up last week
16:53to remind me that sirens can never change.
16:56No matter how hard I try,
16:58there will always be people who look down on me.
17:00My mission is to prove her wrong.
17:02I just figured you could relate.
17:08Most people
17:10think I'll never amount to anything.
17:12And while we're being honest,
17:14I haven't done much
17:16to make them think differently.
17:18Why'd you trash the dance?
17:20I don't know.
17:22Guess I was angry that my dance
17:24was humiliated on outreach day
17:26when I paid back.
17:28But then after we did it,
17:30I kind of felt like crap.
17:32I realized I needed to wipe the board, you know?
17:34Start over.
17:36If that makes any sense.
17:40More than you know.
17:48This is where Garrett Gates lived.
17:50The boy my father was accused of murdering.
17:53The sheriff told me his family died
17:55along with their legacy of hate.
17:58Ghosts don't kill the living.
18:01Goody showed me this house for a reason.
18:03I need to unlock its secrets
18:05or die trying.
18:23I need a distraction.
18:25Sheriff, pick up your damn phone.
18:27It's Noble.
18:29Listen, I might have figured out
18:31who's behind all of this.
18:33I'm not.
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19:47Karl!
19:49Call 911!
19:50Get an ambulance!
19:51He's alive.
19:52Barely.
19:53I'll take it back after I get your statement.
19:54I already gave it to your deputy.
19:55Blue Cadillac with no license plates.
19:56Yeah, I know.
19:57I know.
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20:25Yeah, I know.
20:26A lot better one.
20:27What were you doing in the back of the mayor's SUV?
20:28I saw him coming out of the Gates mansion.
20:29The Gates mansion?
20:30What the hell were you doing there?
20:31House hunting.
20:32I overheard the voicemail he left you.
20:33I was intrigued.
20:34Back when the mayor was sheriff, he used to have a lot of wild theories of cases that
20:40he couldn't solve.
20:41So he would dissect them over pie, sitting right back there in that booth.
20:47that booth most of the time they went nowhere call me old-fashioned but when
20:52someone has run over on the way to get the police key information it usually
20:55means they were on to something and all signs point to the gates family in that
20:58house the gates how they're all dead every last one of them I don't believe
21:04in ghosts maybe you should
21:12how do you manage to end up at the center of every terrible thing that
21:16happens around here incredible luck I said now the school is on full lockdown
21:20and your off-campus privileges are revoked until further notice
21:33Wednesday I just heard what happened to Mayor Walker are you all right I can't
21:39imagine witnessing something like that it was on my bucket list you can tell
21:44the warden I'm still in my cell principal Weems is only looking out for
21:48your best interests you could have been seriously hurt or worse how goes the
21:57novel fibers investigation has been thwarted on several fronts but she's
22:01plotting her next course of action sounds intriguing I saw this on my
22:07bookshelf and thought of you Mary Shelley wrote it on a dare when she was
22:12only 19 I know she's both my literary hero and nemesis and I have two years
22:18and 364 days to beat her well I think it's very smart that you're focusing on
22:23literary monsters and leaving whatever real ones might be out there to the
22:26authorities no man chooses evil because it is evil he only mistakes it for
22:31happiness the good he seeks Mary Shelley wrote that line to describe people like
22:35Weems who do bad things under the guise of protecting the greater good did she
22:39put you up to this encourage me to pursue other interests no but she will
22:44expel you if you continue to defy her so you're only looking out for my best
22:49interests always I think we're a lot alike we aren't I don't need your help
22:55or your pity I already have a mother and a therapist that's enough torture even
22:59for me
23:09hello I've reconsidered your offer my offer been on birthday dinner really
23:26that's great um when are you free pick me about
23:30at eight o'clock pay your lights
23:36Lindsay Ty what did I tell you come on bud steer clear of Wednesday Adam she's
23:43kind of girl's gonna get you hurt leave me another type is that supposed to be
23:48about mom of course not and that would require you to actually talk about her
24:01I can't deal with this right now I'm gonna get to the hospital you check on
24:07the mayor be home before curfew did you ever even love her
24:15more than you could ever know
24:19I've been thinking about my less than enthusiastic response to a surprise
24:32soiree and I must admit I regret not showing my gratitude towards you more
24:36appropriately you really mean it take the one unit if only there were a way
24:42for us to get off campus and have a little birthday redo just two best
24:47friends too bad the school is on lockdown
24:52do you look at that phone oh how about I say I'm about to wolf out and get a pass
25:00to the looping cages and say you volunteered to lock me in my deviousness
25:03has finally rubbed off on you thing you know what to do right
25:12oh we should wear our snooze oh I I believe I left my night fencing actually
25:21you left yours at the weathervane luckily Bianca brought it back like a
25:25monkey's paw
25:42let's go hi nice to see you too
25:53wait he's our uber driver uber driver I thought we were going on a date I
25:59thought this was a girls night out it's been a change of plans
26:02okay what's up with the weird matching hoodie scarf things don't ask just drive
26:12you
26:22and Wednesday you guys in here listen I know you're still mad about the painting
26:30okay but I just want to talk to you for a second
26:41what does she think
26:50seriously you want to go in there this place is creepy AF you know
26:57okay this isn't what I signed up for ditto I didn't want to celebrate my
27:02birthday by going to dinner or surprise party I want to do this
27:11you didn't have to trick us if you want to go you can I'm gonna go check out
27:17the garage
27:19okay let me try
27:49this is pointless can I try
28:02it's a werewolf thing
28:13this is the car that hit the mayor okay this just took a dark turn we need to
28:18call Tyler's dad right frickin now what so he can take me back to Nevermore and
28:24get me expelled it's not gonna happen
28:48here they are the Gates family they scrub up well for psychopaths
29:02there's Garrett his outcast hating father Ansel and you must be Laurel
29:08they're all long gone so the question is why did goodie leave me here
29:19you
29:37seen enough
29:49you
30:03who doesn't have a spooky built-in altar in their family library nurses in the
30:07living room we're seating for a year-long theater was worthless
30:19you
30:31still warm all right Tyler you check the rest of the ground floor you know deny
30:37will search upstairs
30:48all right you go left I go right you seriously want to split up in here
30:59literally how every best friend dies in a poor movie the faster we search the
31:03sooner you can leave
31:05I'm leaving here I know what my mom would say
31:19you're a doormat you're too meaty show some teeth nobody likes a desperate
31:26little furball shut up mom get out of my head
31:30you
31:35Wednesday
31:38oh that's me no duster cobwebs
31:58LG
32:02you
32:07Laura Gates looks like somebody moved back into their old room it's not
32:12possible she died 25 years ago drowned overseas
32:20this is officially the worst girls night out ever
32:31Oh
33:01stop
33:31Oh
34:01this is the body parts missing from the monsters victims
34:12okay since when do you care
34:19what are you thinking we have to go back for Tyler
34:24Oh
34:28you can't hold this
34:33would you come from here take this what happened to him
34:41you
34:48thanks doc not to make this about me I am having a full-blown panic attack
34:54right now I need to get back before we miss realizes we've been gone
34:59what the hell happened this was you wasn't it like that please I'm okay
35:04sure if I understand you're upset but I think you need to see something
35:11you
35:18it was all here the body parts and the blue Cadillac the
35:23altar and the bedroom filled with fresh roses
35:26no it's all gone now somebody cleared this place out after we left listen
35:31yesterday I told you all signs pointed to this house and I was right is that
35:34your justification for almost getting my son and your friends killed huh now you
35:40listen to me from this point forward you are forbidden from seeing Tyler and
35:45you are forbidden from pursuing anything to do with this case understood
36:00you directly violated my explicit order and left campus during a lockdown not to
36:06mention putting your peers and yourself in danger which is grounds for expulsion
36:11I know you have every right to exercise that option I do believe it would be a
36:16grave error on your part I think attrition might be an order right now
36:21miss Adams no hubris I'll never apologize for trying to uncover a truth
36:27what is this it's a warning from Rowan
36:46is this why you try to kill you his mother drew it before she died said I
36:51was destined to destroy the school but I think I meant to save it now you
36:57know what's at stake everything you've got to protect no less I think I deserve
37:01another chance
37:05please
37:17one more infraction one more step out of line and you will be expelled
37:24no ifs no buts Enid and Xavier are spared as well no more negotiation good night
37:43where you going Yoko's room don't he'll suddenly crash there for a few nights
37:48there's no need I spoke with names you and Xavier won't be punished am I
37:53supposed to thank you I already apologized it's over over tonight was
38:01just the icing on the birthday cake you couldn't even be bothered to cut you'll
38:05use anyone to get what you want even if it means putting them in danger we could
38:10have died tonight because of your stupid obsession but we didn't now I'm one step
38:15closer to solving this case that is what is important
38:20I've tried really really really hard to be your friend always put myself out
38:28there thought of your feelings told people I know she gives off serial killer
38:33vibes but she's really just shy I never asked you to do that you didn't have to
38:36because that's what friends do they don't have to be asked and the fact that
38:41you don't know that says everything you want to be alone Wednesday be alone
39:20maybe it's inevitable but for the first time in my life
39:26doesn't feel good
39:35there's also something else a non feeling
39:42that death is close at hand watching me
40:05but I won't be intimidated and I will never give up
40:11that house that family
40:16crack stone
40:19the monster somehow me we all seem to be connected by the
40:25spider's web
40:29when Mayor Walker got too close to the truth he was silenced
40:37but I won't be
40:42so whoever's watching
40:47notice
40:51I will find you
41:41you
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