開演まで30秒!THEパニックGP 2024年10月7日 お題発表30秒で即興コント!!Matt参戦andフジモン衝撃告白
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00:01Monday night, Daigo is doing his thing.
00:05I'll announce it now.
00:06The title of the short skit that the red team will be doing is...
00:12The first one to use it, 30 seconds.
00:16What should we do?
00:17Let's go to the cameraman and the kid.
00:19There's a kid, right?
00:20Daigo came up with a short skit and the time limit is 30 seconds.
00:25The conversation is smooth.
00:26Let's go to the kid.
00:27This way.
00:29What?
00:32So, when the conversation is over,
00:34he says he didn't go shopping.
00:38What did you do, Yoka-san?
00:39Should I go for it?
00:40What about the button?
00:41That's fine.
00:42I'll do it at the end.
00:45Let's go.
00:46Let's go.
00:47Go for it.
00:48The first one to use it.
00:52Wow.
00:53It's already started.
00:54Oh, it's the cameraman.
00:59It's the kid.
01:00Aibiki minchi.
01:01Aibiki cut?
01:02Onion, egg.
01:03I got it, mom.
01:04Mom, today...
01:05Hamburger?
01:07I'm happy.
01:09I'll go buy it.
01:11I'll be back.
01:13It's the kid.
01:20Don't look at me.
01:22Don't look at me.
01:24Don't look at me.
01:26Don't look at me.
01:28Don't look at me.
01:29You can't use it if you look at me.
01:31Thank you for waiting.
01:32I bought it.
01:33It's the kid.
01:34Wow.
01:35Amazing.
01:36It's the kid.
01:38Wow.
01:39Great.
01:42I did it.
01:45Wow.
01:46Great.
01:47I did it.
01:48I did it.
01:49I did it.
01:50I did it.
01:51I did it.
01:52I did it.
01:53I did it.
01:54I did it.
01:55Wow, I was so caught up in the moment.
01:58I started crying for the first time in my life.
02:02He's crying for the first time in his life.
02:05Yes!
02:06It's here.
02:07The first one!
02:08We won!
02:09We won!
02:10This is the first one, right?
02:12It's going to be really scary from here.
02:14I'm already scared.
02:16Iwakura, you can do this.
02:18I'm sorry.
02:19I was a little scared.
02:22It's an anime.
02:23It's an anime.
02:25What do you want to apologize for that you couldn't say until now?
02:28When Miyasako-san appeared on TV for the last time...
02:36Stop it! Stop it!
02:37Stop it!
02:40The Panic Grand Prix!
02:44Let's start.
02:45It's the Blue Team's challenge.
02:46Sayaka and Kaeru-tei have been together since the Osaka era.
02:51That's right.
02:52The air stairs are synchronized.
02:54Everyone is synchronized.
02:55Even the shoulders are synchronized.
02:56That's right.
02:57It's synchronized.
02:58The brain of the KOC champion and Kaeru-tei are both King of Conte finalists.
03:03I'm going to do it!
03:05Sayaka, who are you?
03:06I'm going to do it!
03:07It's the same for the blue team.
03:09If the blue team gets a home run, it's going to be different.
03:12The red team did their best.
03:14They did their best.
03:15The title of the short content that the blue team will challenge is...
03:19Oh!
03:20Team gymnastics.
03:21Ogi.
03:22Pyramid.
03:23Italy.
03:2430 seconds until the start.
03:26Ogi.
03:27Pyramid.
03:30Italy.
03:31Pizza.
03:32Pizza.
03:35Italy.
03:36This is difficult.
03:38How is it?
03:39Standard.
03:40Standard.
03:41It's not like, one more.
03:43If it's France, it's still...
03:45It's because of the Olympics.
03:48Iwakura...
03:49When Iwakura is standing, it's like...
03:51It's amazing.
03:52All at once.
03:53I'm going to do it.
03:57Do you say P?
03:59Team gymnastics.
04:00Ogi.
04:01Pyramid.
04:02Italy.
04:06P!
04:08P!
04:10P!
04:11Ogi!
04:13P!
04:15P!
04:16Pi!
04:17Pi!
04:18Pyramid!
04:21Pi!
04:24Pi!
04:26Pi!
04:36Pi!
04:39Pi!
04:41Italia!
04:43Pi!
04:46Pi!
04:49Pi!
04:52Pi!
04:55Pi!
04:58Pi!
05:01Pi!
05:04Pi!
05:07Pi!
05:11Pi!
05:14Pi!
05:17Pi!
05:20Pi!
05:22Pi!
05:25Pi!
05:30Pi!
05:33Pi!
05:36Pi!
05:39Pi!
05:42Pi!
05:45Pi!
05:48Pi!
05:51Pi!
05:54Pi!
05:57Pi!
06:00Pi!
06:03Pi!
06:06Pi!
06:09Peko-chan had his first bite.
06:16It seems you're tired.
06:18Let me read you the charges.
06:21First, damage to the building.
06:25The Hoseki Ten Renzoku Gouto Jiken
06:29Bill Bakuha
06:32Jimenshi Sagi Sanbyaku Oku
06:36Ikenomizu Katteni Zenbu Nuku
06:41Shibuya Bakudan Gouto Jiken
06:47Shibuya Bakudan Gouto Jiken
06:49Ehh, Bakudan Dorabo?
06:51With the above crimes
06:53I will arrest you
06:55at 5.06 pm
07:01Ehh, that was it
07:03Peko-chan
07:05Wow
07:08I think the theory was good
07:10Really?
07:11The theory was good
07:12But the crime was
07:13anything
07:14Yamamoto
07:16Shibuya
07:18Shibuya Bakudan Gouto Jiken
07:20You robbed a bomb?
07:22You stole a bomb
07:23Yes, I want to use it in the future
07:24That's why I stole a bomb in Shibuya
07:26There is a possibility that he is a good guy
07:29How was it, Sanmoto-san?
07:31I was killed by the last tongue's shortness
07:33Really?
07:34The tongue's shortness?
07:35That's right
07:36He has a really good face
07:37Let's start
07:38The Blue Team's challenge
07:40The Blue Team's challenge
07:42The title is
07:45What are you thinking?
07:46Let's get married today
07:4830 seconds until the end
07:50Let's go with Iwakura
07:52What are you doing?
07:54Who?
07:55What are you doing?
07:57What are you doing?
07:59I can only think of that
08:01What are you doing?
08:03What are you doing?
08:05What are you doing?
08:07What are you doing?
08:09What are you doing?
08:11We can break up together
08:13We can get along
08:16What are you doing?
08:18What are you doing?
08:20What are you doing?
08:22What are you thinking?
08:24Let's get married today
08:32Let's sleep
08:34That's right
08:35Let's sleep
08:37Let's sleep
08:39What?
08:41Wait
08:44Let's sleep
08:46Why are you sitting?
08:48Wait, Nori-kun
08:50What are you doing?
08:52What is this?
08:54What is this?
08:56Wait, Nori-kun
08:58Let's sleep
09:04Wait, Nori-kun
09:06What are you doing?
09:08What are you doing?
09:12She said it
09:14Just this?
09:16She said it
09:18Just this?
09:20I don't understand
09:22I'm sorry
09:24I'm sorry
09:26It's not a beautiful story
09:28It's not a beautiful story
09:30It's not a beautiful story
09:32I was surprised
09:34I told Niiyama
09:37He was constantly watching
09:39He said I was stewing pork
09:41I don't understand
09:47Why?
09:49Recording
09:51I shouldn't look at the pot
09:53I shouldn't look at the pot
09:57The lower part is cramping
09:59The lower part is cramping
10:01Next is the Red Team
10:03Next is the Red Team
10:05Matt.
10:07Matt.
10:09The red team, Matt and
10:11three guests.
10:13The short story is
10:15On your birthday,
10:17former professional baseball players
10:19brought you a present.
10:2130 seconds until the show starts.
10:23Who are they?
10:25I'm excited for the casting.
10:27Who will come?
10:29What will they bring?
10:31Matt will be the last one.
10:33All the professional baseball players
10:35will bring a baseball bat,
10:37and the last one will be
10:39Kuwata Masumi.
10:41It will be like a one-on-one game.
10:43Will Matt be the birthday?
10:45Will Matt be a player?
10:47I'm looking forward to it.
10:49Will Matt be the last one?
10:51That's right.
10:55On your birthday,
10:57former professional baseball players
10:59brought you a present.
11:01Tch!
11:03It's my birthday today,
11:05but my mom and dad
11:07don't treat me well.
11:09I'm lonely.
11:13Konkon.
11:15Hello.
11:17You're Koji, right?
11:19You are?
11:21I'm Prince Hankachi.
11:23Prince Hankachi?
11:25I'll give you this.
11:27It's the title of a prince.
11:29From now on, I'm just a handkerchief.
11:31You should keep it.
11:33I'll only be your handkerchief.
11:35Goodbye, Prince.
11:37Handkerchief!
11:39I got a handkerchief.
11:41It's going to be a happy birthday.
11:43Konkon.
11:45Who?
11:47It's Fujimoto.
11:49Former baseball player Fujimoto?
11:51He likes baseball.
11:53I love baseball.
11:55I brought it.
11:57What?
11:59You slipped.
12:01Fujimoto, I don't like this.
12:03Yes.
12:05This is it.
12:07100,000 yen.
12:09He gave me 100,000 yen.
12:11You're happy, right?
12:13I don't like children,
12:15but I'm happy.
12:23Who are you?
12:25Masumi Kuwata.
12:27Former baseball player Masumi Kuwata.
12:29Are you going to give me something?
12:31I brought you a present.
12:33This is the foundation I use.
12:35It has nothing to do with baseball.
12:45Masumi Kuwata brought me a foundation.
12:47It's funny.
12:49I'm nervous.
12:51I don't know if Masumi Kuwata will appear
12:53in this program or not.
12:55Masumi Kuwata brought me a foundation,
12:57so I decided to go with Masumi Kuwata.
12:59Masumi Kuwata is better.
13:01That's right.
13:03Let's start.
13:05Blue team's challenge.
13:07Blue team.
13:09Three people challenge.
13:11Three people.
13:13This is a police station.
13:15How to kill time.
13:17Makki.
13:19I'm free.
13:21What are you doing?
13:29This is a police station.
13:31How to kill time.
13:33Makki.
13:37I'm free.
13:39I'm free.
13:41I'm free.
13:43I caught him.
13:45I caught him.
13:47Last night,
13:49he was walking with a girl.
13:53You.
13:55He is my colleague.
13:57You are cheating.
13:59What are you going to do?
14:01I thought he was watching.
14:03He was walking with a cute girl.
14:05You are cheating.
14:07He was with the girl
14:09who went to the club last time.
14:11He was with that girl.
14:13I'm not invited.
14:15I'm not invited.
14:17I'm not invited.
14:19I'm not invited.
14:21I'm not invited.
14:23Raise your hands.
14:25Come here.
14:27Come here.
14:29Invite me.
14:31I'm always with you.
14:33I'm always with you.
14:35Can I do that?
14:37What?
14:39Next time,
14:41I'm going to date
14:43with that girl
14:45next time.
14:47Mr. Ishii.
14:49Mr. Ishii.
14:51Take me with you.
14:55Let's go together next time.
14:59Come here.
15:01Close the door.
15:03Close the door.
15:05Close the door.
15:11It's funny.
15:15It was fun, wasn't it?
15:17It was fun, wasn't it?
15:19It was fun, wasn't it?
15:21It was fun, wasn't it?
15:23I wanted to live in that town.
15:25When he was moving,
15:27everyone's eyes were spinning.
15:29What are you going to do?
15:31What are you going to do?
15:33Let's move on.
15:35Red team's challenge.
15:37It's a strange one.
15:39Stop it.
15:41Next time,
15:43I'll do it.
15:45Red team.
15:47The title of the song is
15:51Mr. I couldn't say it until now.
15:53I want to apologize.
15:5530 seconds to the end.
15:57When the curtain opens,
15:59Mr. will come out.
16:01Please shake your butt and dance.
16:03Please come to the center of the stage
16:05and sing.
16:07Dance.
16:09Mr. I couldn't say it until now.
16:11I want to apologize.
16:17Ani-chan?
16:21Go ahead.
16:27I will refuse the Offer of Wide Nashaw.
16:31Why?
16:33Are you okay?
16:35I have freedom.
16:37Yes, you do.
16:41I was the only one who got an offer to be on this show last night.
16:47I really wanted to go to the beach, so I turned it down once.
16:52But I came!
16:54I'm sorry.
17:08Actually, I eat vegetables too.
17:11I knew it!
17:23Most of the sweets I got from Karina Maruyama are for my manager.
17:29I'll bring it to the dressing room.
17:32The last one is Dai-senpai.
17:40When Miyasako-san was on TV for the last time...
17:48Close it! Close it!
17:50Let's close it!
17:52Grand Hawk Bay, the main musical of Kiriyama Kito, will be shown at the Tokyo International Forum Hall C from November 11th to 22nd.
18:02Fukuda Yuichi-san will be in charge of the production. Please come!
18:06Panic! Grand Prix will be broadcast on TVer and Hulu. Please subscribe!
18:13And the last one is Mr. I want to apologize for not being able to say it until now.
18:20When Miyasako-san was on TV for the last time...
18:26I was so moved that I cried.
18:31But I lied.
18:34Close it! Close it!
18:36Miyasako-san is the most surprised.
18:39I'm so disappointed.
18:42I won't mention Andy.
18:45Why don't you mention him?
18:47News is difficult.
18:50And the problem is...
18:54I didn't mean to say it.
18:59Everyone was so moved.
19:03Only Fujimon can say that.
19:05He forgot to say it on TV and cried.
19:08We've known each other for a long time.
19:10You really cried, right?
19:12No...
19:14I lied.
19:17What?
19:19I told myself to cry.
19:21I told myself to cry.
19:24I told myself to shed tears.
19:26I don't want to say it anymore.
19:28You said it yourself.
19:30But I said it.
19:32Next week, the secret of her boyfriend will be broadcast on TV for the first time.
19:36When she LINE with her boyfriend...
19:42And West Kiriyama will also be on the show.