開演まで30秒!THEパニックGP 2024年8月19日 アルピー軍vs女芸人軍後半戦!!宮近andニコル即興コント
開演まで30秒!THEパニックGP 2024年8月19日 アルピー軍vs女芸人軍後半戦!!宮近andニコル即興コント
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00:01Monday night, Daigo is doing his thing.
00:05I'll announce it now.
00:06The title of the short content that the 4 members of the blue team will challenge is...
00:12The moment when the 12 o'clock is decided, the cat.
00:15The time limit is 30 seconds.
00:17It's a really good topic.
00:21Daigo came up with the short content and the time limit is 30 seconds.
00:26The cat.
00:27Please decide it already.
00:29At the end, the cat will roar.
00:33I want to be pitied.
00:36In terms of popularity, it's not a problem at all.
00:39Even though there is a dog.
00:40Even though there is a boar.
00:42And what animals do other than cats?
00:453 seconds left.
00:46No, it's 4 people.
00:47Can you do it?
00:48Great.
00:49The moment when the 12 o'clock is decided, the cat.
00:53The moment when the 12 o'clock is decided, the cat.
00:58Who is it?
00:59What is it?
01:01The animal that enters the 12 o'clock.
01:06Who is it?
01:07I will announce the 11th animal.
01:09The 11th animal.
01:10Who is it?
01:11The 11th animal is...
01:12Isn't it a cat?
01:14Dog.
01:15Great.
01:16Great.
01:17Great.
01:19Cat.
01:21It's a dog.
01:22The dog has entered.
01:23The dog barely entered.
01:24Really?
01:26Cat.
01:28What about the next one?
01:30I think it will be chosen.
01:32Another one?
01:33I'm confident.
01:34Really?
01:35The last animal has been decided.
01:38I agree.
01:40Haruka.
01:42Of course.
01:44It's a dog.
01:45最後の一匹は
01:49イノシシ!
01:52イノシシ!?
01:54終わり?
01:55猫は?
01:5612時以上となります
01:58猫だよ!
02:00犬もいるし!
02:01ネズミもいるし!
02:02猫いた方がいいんじゃない?
02:03バランス的に!
02:05残念だったな
02:06竜は黙ってろ!
02:08竜だ!
02:09イノシシじゃなくて竜やった
02:11面白い
02:12面白い、綺麗
02:14まぁまぁまぁまぁまぁまぁ
02:1812時の発表ってあんな
02:20M-1ファイナリスト発表ぐらいの
02:22猫はウケてたんでしょうね
02:25猫相当自信ありそうやったもんね
02:28絶対あるって言われたんです周りに
02:30今年は行ったなって言われて
02:33ツアーも行ったのに
02:35さあそして宮近さん
02:36いや、もう2人の
02:38犬と猫の演技が
02:40素晴らしかったです
02:41コメントが薄いんだよ!
02:42薄いのよ!
02:43It was amazing, Miyashita-kun's comment!
02:45It was amazing, wasn't it?
02:48This week, Travis Japan Miyashita-kun is panicking!
02:54The Panic Grand Prix!
02:59Now, let's move on to the Pink Team's challenge.
03:02The Pink Team.
03:03What is the title of the short content that the two of them will be challenging?
03:06What is the title of the short content that the two of them will be challenging?
03:08Apart from being rude, the apparel shop staff.
03:1230 seconds until the start.
03:15So, the apparel shop staff is Araka-chan, right?
03:17Let's go and see.
03:20We have a lot of customers.
03:21Can I say something rude?
03:23Then, I'll go there.
03:25Is there anyone who is easy to do it?
03:27Then, Maki-san, please.
03:28No, no, no.
03:29Let's go.
03:30Who will be the last one to say something rude?
03:33I'll say something rude.
03:35How many times?
03:36I'll say it once.
03:37Only once?
03:38It looks really good on you.
03:39It looks really good on you.
03:40It looks like you'll come.
03:41Then, I'll say it.
03:42Who will come?
03:43Do your best.
03:44No, no, no.
03:45Oh, no.
03:46The apparel shop staff is saying rudely.
03:53Welcome.
03:55Welcome.
03:56It's like a nightclub.
03:58It's on sale.
03:59Is there such an apparel shop?
04:01Oh, my customers.
04:03I'm wearing it, too.
04:05Is that so?
04:06Do you like it?
04:07I'm looking for a T-shirt.
04:10Please try it on.
04:11I'm trying it on now.
04:12I'm sorry.
04:13You're trying it on.
04:14It looks good on you.
04:15Does it look good on me?
04:16It's a flashy T-shirt.
04:18It's perfect for those who have no taste.
04:24I like flashy T-shirts.
04:27I only wear flashy T-shirts.
04:29Your face is modest.
04:32Your face is modest.
04:33My face is modest.
04:34Your face is modest.
04:35It looks good on you.
04:36Your face is like the ground.
04:39The ground?
04:40Please say it rudely.
04:44You're good.
04:45You're good.
04:47Red.
04:48I'm sorry.
04:50Did you say it lightly?
04:52Did I say it lightly?
04:53I said the ground.
04:55Next, the blue team will have Miyachika and Nichol as guests.
05:05Please come to the stage.
05:07Is this the first time?
05:08It's the first time for two people.
05:10Two people?
05:11What will happen?
05:13It's the first time for two people.
05:15Let's get started.
05:17The blue team will have Miyachika and Nichol as guests.
05:20The title of the short quiz is...
05:24It's a love reality show that ended in the first episode.
05:27It's called BAKACHELOR.
05:29You have 30 seconds until the end.
05:31Let's go.
05:32Who will go?
05:34It's BACHELOR, isn't it?
05:35There is an emcee.
05:37It's BACHELOR.
05:38The girl is definitely a girl.
05:39Nichol is BACHELOR.
05:40BACHELOR.
05:41All men are BACHELOR, right?
05:42That's right.
05:43No, it's not.
05:44You will be BACHELOR one by one.
05:46You will be BACHELOR in the order of Miyachika.
05:48You will be BACHELOR when you see it.
05:50I will be BACHELOR at the end.
05:52Miyachika, what will you do?
05:54It's difficult.
05:56I will be BACHELOR.
05:58Nichol will be BACHELOR.
05:59Men are BACHELOR.
06:01I will be BACHELOR.
06:03It's a love reality show that ended in the first episode.
06:06It's called BACHELOR.
06:09BACHELOR
06:12BACHELOR has begun.
06:14This time, Fujita-sama.
06:16Yes.
06:17I have prepared the best BACHELOR.
06:20Thank you very much.
06:21It's BACHELOR.
06:22Please appeal to Nichol how BACHELOR you are.
06:26I see.
06:27Please.
06:28No.1 Yamamoto.
06:30No.1 Yamamoto?
06:31Miyachika is the last.
06:32Please.
06:33I'm BACHELOR.
06:34You are BACHELOR.
06:35Please give me the meat of a rose.
06:38It's not a rose, it's meat.
06:40That's good.
06:41Thank you very much.
06:44It's a good BACHELOR.
06:45Please appeal to No.2 Yamamoto how BACHELOR you are.
06:48No.4 Yamamoto?
06:53It's HATAMO.
06:54HATAMO is BACHELOR.
06:56It's BACHELOR.
06:57I will be BACHELOR.
06:59It's difficult.
07:00I will be BACHELOR.
07:03Thank you very much.
07:04He is very stupid.
07:05No.2 is very stupid.
07:07Please appeal to No.3 Yamamoto how BACHELOR you are.
07:10He is smart.
07:11Yes.
07:13I made a mistake.
07:16Thank you very much.
07:17He is stupid.
07:21Where is the toilet?
07:23He doesn't know where it is.
07:24Where is the toilet?
07:25He doesn't know where it is.
07:26He pees right away.
07:27He is stupid.
07:29Please appeal to No.4 Yamamoto how BACHELOR you are.
07:33Yes.
07:35He raises his hand.
07:36He is running.
07:39He is not running.
07:40He is walking.
07:41He is stupid.
07:42He is stupid.
07:44He got 0 points in the test.
07:47Because he ate it.
07:51It's delicious.
07:52It's a jewel.
07:54He is stupid.
07:56He is very stupid.
07:58He is very stupid.
08:00The four stupidest people are here.
08:02Please decide who you will marry.
08:06This is the climax.
08:07I will marry everyone.
08:09No.1 is stupid.
08:14Miyachika was great.
08:16He is great.
08:17He is great.
08:20Miyachika did his best.
08:22Thank you very much.
08:23He is great.
08:24I grew up watching your TV show.
08:27I didn't do that.
08:31Let's continue.
08:32This is the challenge of the pink team.
08:34This is the challenge of the pink team.
08:37This is the title of the short story.
08:41The blue team has 30 seconds to change the women's toilet.
08:47This is very good.
08:48This is very good.
08:50There is a toilet.
08:53The five of them are doing it.
08:56This is good.
08:57This is a realistic opinion.
09:00Let's do it one by one.
09:02Let's do it one by one.
09:05Let's do it one by one.
09:08The blue team will be evaluated today.
09:11We will know who is popular.
09:13We will know who is popular.
09:15This is very realistic.
09:16This is very realistic.
09:19The blue team will be evaluated today.
09:28This is very good.
09:31This is very good.
09:33The five of them are doing it.
09:35This is very good.
09:36This is very good.
09:40This is not a good store.
09:41Who are they aiming at?
09:46They are comedians, so they are good at talking.
09:54Did SAKAI say something interesting today?
10:00Is this the first one?
10:04It's impossible for a man who doesn't remember.
10:08Who am I?
10:09I didn't like that person.
10:11Who is it?
10:12HIRAKO.
10:15HIRAKO is very popular.
10:19HIRAKO is the best.
10:21I didn't like that person.
10:23It's MIYASHITA.
10:27Is it MIYASHITA?
10:29It's not popular.
10:32Do you know that MIYASHITA tried to be popular with the girls and gave them a salad?
10:39It's a gentle appeal.
10:42I didn't like SEKI.
10:48I didn't like SEKI.
10:50I'm aware that I'm fat.
10:53But I can't laugh.
10:56I think it's the time.
10:59I don't have glasses.
11:02Who else is there?
11:06How many people are there?
11:08It's YAMAMOTO.
11:10Is it YAMAMOTO?
11:12I think it's YAMAMOTO.
11:16I think it's YAMAMOTO.
11:18But I think it's YAMAMOTO.
11:21Is it a real evaluation?
11:23I think it's YAMAMOTO.
11:25I think it's YAMAMOTO.
11:32I think it's a real evaluation.
11:34I don't like people who try to be popular.
11:37I think it's YAMAMOTO.
11:45I'm sorry.
11:47I thought it was a flow of talking about today and being a comedian.
11:52But I'm talking about the salad.
11:58MIYASHITA looks like he's going to divide the salad.
12:01Who looks like he's going to divide the salad?
12:03I feel like I'm a girl.
12:05You guys...
12:09What kind of hair is that?
12:11Do boys go to the bathroom like this?
12:13I'm sure there's a boys' strategy meeting.
12:17What?
12:20But Seki-san is already on the switch.
12:22Why?
12:23Why?
12:24Why does he have to go to the bathroom?
12:26He's aiming for it.
12:27The pink team's dance bathroom.
12:31It's scary.
12:33It's scary.
12:39The pink team's dance bathroom.
12:4330 seconds until it goes out.
12:45I'm sure there's a boys' strategy meeting.
12:48I'm sure there's a boys' strategy meeting.
12:50I'm sure there's a boys' strategy meeting.
12:52I'm sure there's a boys' strategy meeting.
12:56I'll go with the light one.
12:58I'll go with the light one.
13:00I don't know about the light one, but...
13:03What kind of opinion will he have?
13:05The light one...
13:06It's hard.
13:08When he comes out and says,
13:09Hey!
13:10I'll stop.
13:11I'd be happy if he complimented me.
13:13It's important to have a man who can compliment you.
13:15It's important.
13:16I'm happy.
13:17The pink team's dance bathroom.
13:25They're all going to eat.
13:26They're all going to eat.
13:29I don't know.
13:30What are you going to do today?
13:32Mr. Yamamoto's acting.
13:34This is good.
13:36Everyone's looking in the mirror.
13:38Everyone's looking in the mirror.
13:39Everyone's taking off their glasses.
13:41Everyone's taking off their glasses.
13:43What do you think?
13:44What do you think?
13:45Who do you care about?
13:46Kanade?
13:48Is that so?
13:49I see.
13:50I see.
13:51I usually have a similar body shape.
13:55I usually have a similar body shape.
13:56You're bigger than me.
13:57That's right.
13:58You're bigger than me.
13:59Don't say that.
14:00I couldn't get through the morning.
14:04I was like this.
14:05You're not that big.
14:07I'm like this.
14:08You're calm.
14:09You're calm.
14:10Who is it?
14:15I see.
14:16Do you like to wash your face?
14:17I'm not very good at nails.
14:19I'm not very good at nails.
14:20I wash my face with that, but the nails are dirty.
14:25He says bad things.
14:27Seki-chan is pointing at you.
14:30Mr. Fukuda?
14:32Mr. Fukuda?
14:33What do you think?
14:34I like someone who can turn his head.
14:36I see.
14:37He's not the type who turns his head.
14:39He's saying something nasty.
14:41He has a strange switch.
14:43What do you think of old people?
14:46Mr. Eriko?
14:48I think it's extremely erotic.
14:51Extremely erotic?
14:52Extremely erotic?
14:53I see.
14:54Eh? Miho-san is more erotic, isn't she?
14:57No, no, no.
14:59Eriko-san is not.
15:01Miho-san is playing the piano.
15:03I know.
15:05I don't like today's Seki-chan.
15:07I don't like it.
15:09I don't like Seki in the toilet.
15:11And Anri-chan.
15:13Anri-chan, right?
15:14Anri-chan, right?
15:15Yes.
15:16Well, she has a bad appearance.
15:18She has a bad appearance.
15:20While stretching Achilles tendon.
15:22Achilles tendon.
15:24She is preparing to run away.
15:26She follows everyone.
15:27She is like Kimottama-san.
15:29Her father is a yakuza.
15:31No, no, no.
15:33She is not.
15:35She is scary.
15:37She is scary.
15:38She is scary.
15:39She is scary.
15:40She is scary.
15:41She is scary.
15:42Yes.
15:44She is ugly.
15:46Let's stop.
15:48She is not fair.
15:50She is not fair.
15:51She is ugly.
15:52She is not fair.
15:54She is ugly.
15:55She is not fair.
15:56She did a good job.
15:58But I don't like her.
16:00I understand.
16:02I don't like her.
16:03They talked about bad things softly.
16:06At the end, Hirako-san came and said,
16:08Let's make it cool.
16:10I didn't say anything.
16:11But Seki-san was kind.
16:13I was surprised.
16:14The three of them were about to leave.
16:16They left.
16:18They were about to leave.
16:19They didn't leave.
16:20They were about to leave.
16:21They were about to leave.
16:22They were about to leave.
16:23They were about to leave.
16:25I didn't think about the bad things.
16:27You had to say it at the beginning.
16:28Yamamoto was only worried about the mirror acting.
16:31He was moving after being praised.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:36After being popular.
16:37Always.
16:38The title of the short-cut that the pink team will challenge is
16:44Introducing the idol of Kunoichi.
16:46It's difficult.
16:49The Panic Grand Prix will be broadcast on TVer and Hulu.
16:52Please register as a favorite.
16:57Introducing the idol of Kunoichi.
17:0630 seconds.
17:09Everyone.
17:11I did it.
17:12Congratulations.
17:15Thank you for coming today.
17:17We are Shinobi.
17:22Cute.
17:23Kunoichi.
17:25I will introduce myself.
17:28Shuriken Shushushu.
17:29Shinobiyashi Sasata.
17:32Sekitome Shinobu.
17:35Sekitome Shinobu.
17:37Sekitome Shinobu.
17:38This is Showa.
17:39It's popular.
17:41I'm flashy.
17:42I'm not Shinobu.
17:44Everyone's heart is going somewhere.
17:48I'm Hachinoichi.
17:56I can't move lightly.
17:59I'm Mahiro.
18:06I'm Yamada Katsumi.
18:09I'm a girl who is hiding.
18:11I'm a girl who is helping.
18:18I'm a classmate of Oda Nobunaga's cousin.
18:22I'm a living witness.
18:23I'm Shinoba.
18:24I'm Noiki.
18:29We are Shinobi.
18:38It was very good.
18:39It's very interesting.
18:41It was very interesting.
18:43It's difficult.
18:45It's difficult.
18:47I'm tired, but it was very good.
18:49Really?
18:50Eriko is in a good mood.
18:52She even put out a special effect.
18:55It's nothing.
18:56It's not good.
18:58And Mahiro.
19:03It was very cute.
19:06I can't move quickly.
19:07It's something I don't usually do.
19:11I'm a manzai artist.
19:12I'm sorry.
19:14The two teams had a fierce battle for two weeks.
19:17Did the blue team win?
19:19Or did the pink team win?
19:23The blue team won.
19:32Seki did her best.
19:34I'm sure there are girls you don't like.
19:37I'll apologize later.
19:39Next week, Viking Saraba vs. Yasumura Longcoat.
19:44Stone's Jesse will also participate.