Ariyoshi no Kabe 2024年8月21日 流行語大賞の壁を越えろ!ブレイク芸人選手権

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有吉の壁 2024年8月21日 流行語大賞の壁を越えろ!ブレイク芸人選手権
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00:00Next up is the Break Entertainment Award, for surpassing the barrier of popular language!
00:09Let's begin.
00:11Magi Cyber, a new generation of illusionists,
00:16who have combined magic and cyber.
00:25This is the first season of Tejina.
00:29I don't have any equipment.
00:34This is my first time using magic.
00:37My ears...
00:39have grown bigger!
00:44My ears...
00:46have grown bigger!
00:48I don't like how you can see the lines.
00:50Next up is Tejina.
00:53Next up is card magic.
00:56I'm wearing an eye mask.
01:00You can't see anything, right?
01:03Stop!
01:05Is that a woman?
01:06Is that a woman?
01:07Is that an old lady?
01:09Please remember that.
01:15By the way, I already have a prediction.
01:20Don't show the file!
01:22Cyber power!
01:24Open it up.
01:26The card you said was stop is...
01:3413 of diamonds!
01:36That's a lot of cards!
01:38Magi Cyber!
01:40Magi Cyber!
01:42What's that?
01:43The last one is a big move.
01:45Illusion!
01:47I'm going to lock up the person here in this space.
01:51The person here?
01:53What the heck is that?
01:56Magi Life!
02:03Take this!
02:06Ride on the elephant!
02:08Ride on the elephant.
02:12That's not a video editing skill.
02:14That's not cyber.
02:16Come back!
02:19That was good.
02:21How was it?
02:23I had a dream of riding on an elephant.
02:25That old lady.
02:30Magi Cyber!
02:32Please give us a score.
02:35Thank you!
02:38Who is that person?
02:40Magi and his assistant.
02:42He's in charge of the computer.
02:44I'm Magi Cyber.
02:45Who is Magi Cyber?
02:47She's an old lady.
02:49She's an old lady.
02:51I don't care.
02:53There were a lot of files.
02:55Can you show us the other files?
02:58Japanese people don't like this kind of stuff.
03:01What does it say?
03:02This is Clover State.
03:04There's a Clover file.
03:06Show us another file.
03:08Show us another file.
03:11Show us another file.
03:13He doesn't know how to enjoy Tejila.
03:16Show us another file.
03:18That's not Tejila.
03:20Let's move on.
03:32Welcome to the world of Tanryu.
03:35I'm the master of Tanryu, Yanagiya Dragon.
03:39I'm Sakura, your lover.
03:41You shouldn't say that.
03:43Tanryu, please.
03:45Yes.
03:47Tanka is 57577.
03:50Senryu is 575.
03:52And Tanryu, which is a new Japanese culture,
03:55is 522222.
03:58That's how you do it.
04:02It's better to have a strong binding.
04:05I did it!
04:07Did you do it?
04:08Yes.
04:10A cicada's voice.
04:12Floating.
04:13Now.
04:14Summer.
04:15Now.
04:16When you hear a cicada's voice,
04:18you realize that the cicada's life and summer have begun.
04:21It's a wonderful song.
04:25Tanryu's turn.
04:30Tanryu's turn.
04:31Tanryu's turn.
04:33I'm going to buy my own can of tuna and this horse.
04:39There are so many things in a recycle shop.
04:42Sakura!
04:44Buy a horse and a can of tuna!
04:50That's not good at all.
04:52That's not good at all.
04:54But this isn't Tanryu.
04:57It's Ryutan.
04:59I made another one!
05:03What is this?
05:04Tanka is 5454.
05:06Senryu is 545.
05:08And Tanryu is 5222.
05:13I did it!
05:17Mononofu.
05:18Lighting a fire.
05:21Mononofu means samurai.
05:24It's a wonderful word that has a heart like a samurai.
05:28Tanryu's turn.
05:32I flipped it again!
05:37I want you to join the new Sakamichi group.
05:42It's called Shiriketsu Ohirune Saka 46.
05:46What is this?
05:51What is this?
05:52You can join us only on days off.
05:56Hey, Sakura!
05:57Shiriketsu Ohirune Saka.
06:00Let's drink!
06:06This is Ryutan.
06:09This is Tanryu.
06:11Please judge.
06:12Just in case.
06:16What is 5122?
06:21Isn't it 54222?
06:25Yes, it's 5222.
06:29Mononofu.
06:30Kasaneru.
06:32Kasaneru is one word.
06:34Kasaneru is one word.
06:36Kasaneru is one word.
06:38What is it?
06:40What is it?
06:43It's 5222.
06:46It's 54222.
06:49There are so many words.
06:50What is it?
06:52I can't remember.
06:54If you want to raise your hand, raise your foot.
06:57Raise your foot!
07:01Let's move on.
07:03This is a circus in a toy country.
07:06Zenmai Circus.
07:08Let's go.
07:09Let's go.
07:28Welcome to Zenmai Circus.
07:35Please enjoy our exciting and thrilling show.
07:45First of all, Hinoa Kuguri.
07:53Why do you say it with your mouth?
07:59It's hot.
08:00It's expensive.
08:02It stopped.
08:04It stopped.
08:05Excuse me.
08:13If Zenmai breaks...
08:22If Zenmai breaks...
08:25If Zenmai breaks...
08:26If Zenmai breaks...
08:32If Zenmai breaks...
08:33If Zenmai breaks...
08:36Please stand up.
08:45This is a remedy.
08:51There is a happening in the show.
08:54I'm doing it more than usual.
08:59I'm full of energy.
09:03Next is a rare lion.
09:08What happened to Hinoa Kuguri?
09:10This is a rare lion.
09:14This is an air swing.
09:21The lion is scary.
09:26The lion is scary.
09:30The lion is scary.
09:32The lion is scary.
09:34The lion is scary.
09:35The lion is scary.
09:38The circus is wonderful.
09:43What is this?
09:50Everyone is looking forward to it.
09:52I don't know the purpose.
09:55I'm not Zenmai.
09:59I have to do something that uses Zenmai.
10:01I have to do something that uses Zenmai.
10:03I have to do something that uses Zenmai.
10:09Why did you do it?
10:15I can grab Zenmai when I pass through.
10:19We will make you feel like a tiger.
10:23Right.
10:24We will make him not going mad.
10:28Here you go.
10:32It's free.
10:34Gi, Gi, Gi, Ma, Ma.
10:38It stopped.
10:40Gi, Gi.
10:41You laughed too much.
10:44choo-choo!
10:50ahhhhhhh
10:52ahhhhhhhh
10:53ahhhhhhhh
10:54tchoo-choo-choo-choo!!
10:57ahhhhhhh
10:59Alright, next.
11:01It's okay to be rude,
11:03Iccho Kami-Polis,
11:04Kami-Poliko-san.
11:05Kami-Poliko-san?
11:11Hello!
11:13I'm Icchokami Polisco, also known as Kami Polico.
11:15Please treat me like a god.
11:18Oh my god, Polico!
11:19Icchokami, Icchokami, Icchokami.
11:21Icchokami for the peace of this town!
11:24Okay, let's start patrolling!
11:26If there's a bad guy, get him!
11:29There's a bad guy!
11:31He's fighting with a man and a woman!
11:33Hey, you there! Don't raise your hand to a woman!
11:36Don't raise your hand to a woman!
11:37Don't raise your hand!
11:38Don't raise your hand!
11:39Don't raise your hand!
11:42If you're going to raise your hand, raise your foot!
11:45Raise your foot!
11:46Raise your foot!
11:49You raised your hip!
11:50You did a good thing to your body, Icchokami Polico!
11:55Today is going well, going well.
11:56Going well.
11:59Patrolling, patrolling.
12:01There's another bad guy.
12:03Could this be a blackmail?
12:05Blackmail.
12:06Hey, I told you to pay me.
12:08You can't pay me.
12:10You can't pay me.
12:11You can't pay me.
12:12You can't pay me.
12:13If you're going to pay me...
12:16If you're going to pay me, pay the bad guy!
12:18Pay the bad guy!
12:19The bad guy!
12:25The bad guy is coming out of your body!
12:27You did a good thing to your body, Icchokami Polico!
12:30Maybe he'll come to your town next time!
12:33Thank you very much.
12:34You're welcome.
12:36Thank you!
12:37Thank you!
12:39You reminded me of what kind of corner it was.
12:43This is important.
12:45It's been a while since I've raised my foot.
12:47It's a little off.
12:52You're good at this, aren't you?
12:54If you're going to raise your hand, raise your foot.
13:01If you raise your foot, your hip joint will stretch and your body will be in good shape.
13:05I see, I see.
13:06That's what it means.
13:09I'm worried about my foot, so I'll close it for now.
13:12Thank you very much.
13:15Now, let's move on.
13:17Body art with just energy.
13:19Never give up.
13:21Go ahead.
13:29We have something we want to be.
13:33We have something we want to be.
13:35We have something we've wanted to be since we were kids.
13:38But we don't have any knowledge or experience.
13:41So we want to be something with just our feelings.
13:45Music, start!
13:47It's definitely that.
13:48That.
13:49The hairstyle is already that.
13:53First of all, Kinno Sachioko!
13:56Say it first.
13:58Say it after you're done.
14:00Say it first!
14:02Say it first!
14:11Yes!
14:12I'm Kinno Sachiko of Nagoya!
14:20It's like a big small room.
14:23We still have something we want to be.
14:26Next is Marina Bay Sands!
14:29Marina Bay Sands.
14:33What's that?
14:34It's to keep our voice from leaking.
14:40Marina Bay Sands?
14:41What's that?
14:44It hurts.
14:45Marina Bay Sands!
14:46It's done!
14:50It's boring.
14:52You're saying it's the last one?
14:53It's hell.
14:55Everyone!
14:57The next one is the last one!
14:59It's the last one.
15:01I've always wanted to see this!
15:03It's that!
15:04What is it?
15:05It's the mouth of a Roman poet!
15:08A poet?
15:09Yes!
15:18It hurts.
15:21It hurts.
15:24It's pretty big.
15:28Oh!
15:29Hojo!
15:30It's pretty big.
15:34Are you practicing?
15:35It's enough.
15:36Say it's enough.
15:37Let's do it!
15:38Let's do it!
15:39It's enough.
15:40Let's do it!
15:41Do your best!
15:42Why are you throwing it?
15:43Why are you throwing it?
15:44Throw it!
15:45Do your best!
15:46Do your best!
15:48Go!
15:50I've never seen this before.
15:51Go!
15:52Hojo, get in properly.
15:54Get in properly.
15:55Your arm!
15:56You can do it!
16:00You can do it!
16:02You can do it!
16:07You can do it!
16:12Why are you looking at me?
16:15I'm appealing to you.
16:17You can't do it, can you?
16:19You can do it!
16:21I can't do it at all!
16:26You can't do it!
16:28You can't do it!
16:30You can't do it!
16:32Thank you very much.
16:34You did it!
16:36You did it!
16:38That was really funny.
16:42You should apologize to Diggs Ball.
16:47You should apologize to Diggs Ball.
16:50You should apologize to Diggs Ball.
16:53I'll report everything to Diggs Ball.
17:00Let's move on.
17:02I'll wrap up all your worries.
17:05Crepe-nee-san.
17:13Crepe-nee-san.
17:14What?
17:15Can I ask you a question?
17:17Sure.
17:18My boyfriend is cheating on me.
17:20He cheated on me three times.
17:22Should I be young?
17:26Welcome.
17:29You're a really useless man.
17:39But you're also bad.
17:42You're so sweet that you added custard cream to the whipped cream.
17:46He wanted to eat a salty rice ball.
17:50You shouldn't be too sweet or salty.
17:54You should be like a tuna-mayo crepe.
17:57Thank you very much.
17:59You should be crazy.
18:03Crepe-nee-san.
18:07I make a lot of mistakes at work.
18:09My boss scolds me every day.
18:11Should I quit?
18:14Welcome.
18:16You're also useless.
18:18If you ate a burnt crepe,
18:22would you hate crepe?
18:24That's not good.
18:26You should be like a sausage crepe.
18:31Thank you very much.
18:34You should be crazy.
18:37Crepe-nee-san.
18:40I'm going to have lunch.
18:42I don't know if I should eat ramen or fried rice.
18:47Welcome.
18:49Eat a crepe.
18:51Thank you very much.
18:53I'm getting full.
18:57Then, butter.
19:00Thank you very much.
19:02I'll eat it.
19:05Thank you very much.
19:09Do you have any worries?
19:11Yes.
19:12Matsuo, do you have any worries?
19:14I don't exercise enough.
19:17I think I should exercise for my age.
19:21Welcome.
19:24That's good.
19:29I don't exercise enough.
19:32I don't have enough physical strength.
19:36Ad-lib.
19:38Eat a walnut.
19:44Let's move on.
19:46There are many things you can find in Jomon Doki.
19:49Yayoi-san.
19:51Let's go.
19:53Come on.
20:00Good music.
20:02Yayoi-san.
20:04Yayoi-san.
20:06You look like an old man.
20:09Your bangs.
20:12I'm nervous.
20:14It's been two years since I discovered Jomon Doki.
20:17I'm Yayoi.
20:19It's Jomon, but Yayoi is complicated.
20:22Brain.
20:25I discovered Jomon Doki with a handsome university student.
20:30The university student said,
20:32Yayoi-san, can we go for a drink today?
20:35I was excited to hear that.
20:39When we were having a drink,
20:41the university student suddenly said,
20:43I don't have money.
20:45Don't mess with me, Yayoi.
20:47I was surprised to see the university student's wallet.
20:50It wasn't money.
20:52There was a shell in it.
20:54I'm going crazy.
20:57Give me back my Jomon Doki.
21:00I discovered Jomon Doki.
21:02I discovered a handsome guy.
21:04I'll report everything to Hibiko.
21:07Yayoi, the other day,
21:09I discovered a Jomon Doki that I had never seen before.
21:13I thought I was going to cry.
21:15I was so excited.
21:18But when I looked closely,
21:20there was a lid on it.
21:21When I opened the lid, there was paper in it.
21:23I was surprised.
21:24When I looked closely,
21:25it was a time capsule for me 10 years later.
21:29I was so excited.
21:33Give me back my Jomon Doki.
21:35I discovered Jomon Doki.
21:37I discovered a handsome guy.
21:38I'll report everything to Hibiko.
21:48Yayoi, the other day,
21:49I discovered a Jomon Doki that I had never seen before.
21:51The university student said,
21:53I don't have money.
21:55Don't mess with me, Yayoi.
21:58Give me back my Jomon Doki.
22:00I discovered a handsome guy.
22:02I'll report everything to Hibiko.
22:04In the Jomon period,
22:06there was a one-shoulder.
22:07I gave him a stone flag.
22:09I was so excited.
22:11I discovered a handsome guy.
22:13I'll report everything to Hibiko.
22:18I discovered a handsome guy.
22:20I'll report everything to Hibiko.
22:26That's all for Yayoi.
22:27Jomon!
22:29Give me back my Jomon Doki.
22:31Yayoi!
22:33You cleared the game.
22:35When do you use the word,
22:36give me back my Jomon Doki?
22:38When you're angry.
22:40It means, give me back my Jomon Doki.
22:42It means, give me back my Jomon Doki.
22:43It sounds like Mr. Ikko.
22:45Give me back my Jomon Doki.
22:47Give me back my Jomon Doki.
22:49That's right.
22:50It's like Mr. Ikko and Nomi-san.
22:54It's like Nomi-san.
22:56I didn't do it.
22:59I'll report everything to Yayoi.
23:02Yayoi!
23:07Yayoi!
23:09Hello!

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