Playlist - Day 1
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00:00This is unbearable. I don't know how many of you follow me on Twitter, but as you'll know
00:06Waking up is the worst part of the day. I just find it really painful
00:10Evan is obviously still asleep. I have to wake him up and my room is like ice. It's so cold
00:16My bed is so warm. I don't want to get up
00:21Three hours sleep is not fun, but think of Florida and think of a son
00:25We're late. No we're not. We are. We're very early. We're going to be an hour early. He wants to get breakfast. I'm going to get breakfast. No you're not.
00:46Never ever ever put Evan in charge of travel
00:50Unless you want to be late. We made it by the skin of our teeth. If we were late we wouldn't have it late
00:54You can't be late to a plane
00:57Never. All I'm saying is we're perfectly on time. So
01:01Ever. We're about to get on the plane
01:03I'm also here. Look at the plane
01:05Is it one of those two story ones?
01:10You're holding it as if you want to throw it. How is it already damaged?
01:17We made it
01:19We made it. We made it.
01:21Told you.
01:24Look at the colour. It's wonderful. We have TV.
01:26I got recognised for being on here. There's a nice girl. Shut up. There's a nice girl with coloured hair.
01:48So halfway through the film, Evan looks at my face
01:52And he just kind of stares at my nose and he goes
01:57Like out my nose and I'm like
01:59He's like, is it wet?
02:01It's so shiny
02:03Rude. I didn't know
02:05I didn't know that noses shine for bad reasons
02:07I thought that was moisture
02:09So fucking rude
02:17What did you say?
02:19Or land
02:21Oh
02:23I don't get it. Land
02:25Or land
02:27Not sponsored by Disney
02:29I wish it was
02:31Disney. Everyone else is sponsored
02:33Yeah true
02:35Yay
02:41I'm a massive Nasa fan girl
02:43So this is really exciting
02:49Woo
02:51And now we have gone into a
02:53Swanky, swanky, swanky car
02:55And we're going to playlist
02:59This is not our room, but we're going to pretend it is
03:01Woah
03:03Oh my god
03:05We've got a patio with a view
03:07No we don't
03:09Yeah we do
03:11This is not our room, this is Tom's room
03:13And Tara's room
03:15Oh
03:17Why did you put that there?
03:19You're such a legend
03:21You're a legend
03:23Oh look there's a Morse code over there
03:25It says sub for sub
03:27Let
03:29Let's go
03:31Let's go to IHOP
03:33I couldn't be bothered to vlog
03:35The food coming out because I'm not
03:37Annoying, but
03:39Shady as hell
03:43Look at these American
03:45What are they called?
03:47What are these called?
03:49These are called roads you fuck
03:53No like this bit
03:55That's an intersection
03:57Thank you, that's an American word
03:59What do you call it, a crossing?
04:01I know but if you film under it you'll be like
04:05Spiders
04:07Look
04:11I thought they only existed in the Simpson stock
04:13This is based on that
04:15It's a spider though
04:17It's definitely not just me
04:19We're just waiting for an Uber
04:21To take us back to the floor
04:23In which we'll sleep on
04:25Because we're not rich enough
04:27Or famous enough to be in this hotel
04:29Which is, to be fair
04:31The smartest hotel I've ever seen in my life
04:33I'm going to sleep
04:35I'm so tired
04:37Goodnight
04:39Bye
04:43Fail
04:45Ever fail
04:47Fail
04:49Fail